[1]First Name: Smurfy/WOAH EERRRRROR
[2]Middle Name: James
[3]Last Name: Stewart

[4]Nick Name[s]: Smurfy, That-Kid-Who-Sits-There*, Bacon-Boy* (Circa 8th grade)
[5]Gender: Male.
[6]Age: 16.5
[7]Birthday: 12/18/88
[8]Height: 5'6"

[9]Hair Color: Brown/black/blondeish

[10]Eye Color: Dark Blue
[11]Caucasian, African American, Hispanic...What?: Total White man.

[12]Glasses: Yessir. For the evein', you see. Casual wear!
[13]Contacts: For..the..all the other times.
[14]Braces: Never.
[15]Hair Short Or Long: Right now? It's..long for me again. 
[16]U Were Born Where: Here.
[17]U Now Live: Here.

[18]Astrology Sign: Um.. Saggitaris.

[19]Chinese Zodiac: The Dragon, fool.

[20]Nationalities: Scottish, Irish, Sioux Indian, Cherokee Indian, English..
[21]Bad Habits: ...Ego-centricalism(NOT A WORD). Meddling, um.. alot of other things.
[22]Piercings: None
[23]If Yes Where & How Many, If Not want any?: N/A

[24]Tattoos: None
[25]If Yes How Many & Where, If No Want Any: N/A

[.Family.]
[26]Mothers Name: Tracee
[27]Fathers Name: James

[28]Brothers Name[s]: None.

[29]Sisters Name[s]: ...Ariana.
[31]Favorite Aunt: Christi.
[32]Favorite Uncle: Mike
[33]Favorite Grandparent: Charlie Avery Stewart. 
[34]Worst Relative: Becky Stewart
[35]Best Relative: Mike Tate
[36]Best Family Memory: Christmas at grandpa's.
[37]Do U Get Along With Your Parents: ...I..er..Occasionally.
[38]Do Your Parents Understand You: haha. Maybe on ..t..No they don't.
[39]Does Anyone in Your Family Understand You: My relatives in Wilmington, probably.

[.Pets.]
[40]Do You Have Any Pets: Many.
[41]Name[s]: um.. Kitty, Ferret, Purdy, Buttermilk, Jazzy, Dean, Those three stupid goats, DJ the Dachsund...umm.. I think.. that's it.
[42]Type of Animal[s]: First 5= cats. Dean = Parakeet. Stupid goats = DOOM GOATS, DJ= Dog.
[43]If You Don’t Have A Pet Do You Want One: N/A
[44]Have You Ever Had Any Other Pets Then Mentioned Above: Many many many many other pets. TONS of cats, TONS of dogs, rabbits, birds, hamsters, turtles, a raccoon, ...umm.... Fish, of course, and..uh.. other things I think.

[.School.]
[45]Are You Still In School: Yep.
[46]Did You Drop Out:  Nu-uh.
[47]Current/Supposive Grade: 11th. Holy..crap that sounds weird..

[48]Favorite Grade: ...HAHAHAHA! THEY ALL SUCK!
[49]Worst Grade: ..8th.
[50]Favorite Teacher: Mr. Williams. or Mrs. Patterson.
[51]Worst Teacher: Mrs. Williams, from 2nd grade, Mr. Clyburn, 10th, oh, there's more.
[52]Favorite Subject: History, Theater, Spelling used to own

[53]Worst Subject: ...Mathematics in absolute general.
[54]Do/DiD U Buy Lunch Or Bring Lunch:  Buy. All the time. Ever. Since kindergarten.

[55]School Sports: ... None. I always sucked at kickball, I was a terrible goalie in soccer, whenever we played basketball I'd sit out, and..uh.. All those were during recess.
[56]School Activities: Drama Club, Improv (Near comedy night), and..uh.. Thats it! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
[57]Popular Or What: I'm not popular, I'm well-known.

[58]Favorite Dance:  WHY CANT I DANCE!!!
[60]Worst Memory: ..um... hahaha, 8th grade.

[61]Worst Dance: ...ALL OF THEM.
[62]Most Humiliating Moment: um... let me think. ISS in 8th grade, yeah.

[.Favorites.]
[63]Number: 14
[64]Clothing Brand: None at'all! 
[65]Shoes: Dr. Scholls.
[66]Saying: "Groovy"
[67]TV Show: "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"
[68]Sport: ...Football I guess. That or racing down at Bowman Gray.
[69]Vegetable: fried okra, fool.
[70]Fruit: Grapes. green! Seedless!
[71]Movie: uh..crap...um.. Man, thats hard. I'll...uh.. Man! I can't..name..a..favorite.. uh.. Either "Exorcist III: Legion", or "Big Fish", or.. "Dawn of the dead" (Not the remake, although...it too is..pretty cool)
[72]Magazine: EGM

(73,74?)

[75]Candy: Skittles.
[76]Gum:  ..cotton candy bubble yum.
[77]Scent: I don't really know the name of it. Apple.. something another.
[78]Candy Bar: Milky way.

[79]Ice Cream Flavor: Coffee, by breyers.
[80]Color: ...Pretty much anything blue.
[81]Season: Fall. Not too hot, not too cold, the wind is perfect, the time is alright, everything is awesome.
[82]Holiday: Um.. New Years.. I guess. 'Cause it means I have aan excuse to write another long meaningful blog entry!
[83]Band:  "Smash Mouth", "The Barenaked ladies"
[84]Singer:  Not sure.
[86]Type Of Music: Gah...uh.. ..Alternative..rock I guess? Also, Classic. 92.3 classic, sucka.

(What happened to 87 and 88? They weren't on my quiz...)

[89]Thing In Your Room: My ...couch. 
[90]Place To Be:  Wilimington.
[91]Radio Station: 92.3, 100.3
[92]channel: The Science Channel, G4, those..digital movie things,
[93]Junk Food: Salsa. TORTILLAS.
[94]Overall Food: Spaghetii.
[95]Store: Um.. any video game store, in general.
[96]Shoe Brand: Dr Scholls.

[97]Fast Food Place: .Anywhere but wendys.

(98 is missing too?)

[99]Shape: Yin-yang.

[100]Time Of Day: 4 PM-5 PM. then 11PM.

[101]Country: here.

(102?)

[103]Boys Name: James, Wiley (My great-great Grandpa's name), Charlie (Not Charles), Kyle, Cody,
[104]Girls Name: Crystal, Rachel, Rosemary, .. Magdalene.
[105]Mall: MALLS SUCK.

[106]Video Game: hmm... Super Mario 64.

[107]Shampoo: SUAVE. BLAST IT, SUAVE!

[108]Board Game: Mancala.

[109]Computer Game: um.. "Populous"
[110]Car: Mine! 99 Grand Am SE.
[111]Music Video: Incubus, "Megalomaniac"

[112]Swear Word: CURSES!
[113]Word: Gorrilaz.
[114]Month: August
[115]Cartoon: Aquateen Hunger Force.
[116]Song Of All Time: Impossible to figure out.
[119]Possesion: My grandpa's pocketwatch.

[Whats The First Thing That Comes 2 Mind When You Hear....]
[120]Eminem: White.
[121]Dog: Friendship
[122]Hot: diggity
[123]Britney: Brittany
[124]Nsync: //\\//*sync.

[125]Real World: pain.
[126]Orange: Lemon
[127]Choice: Players.

[128]Fuck: The first thing jason says when he wakes up every day.
[130]Black: man.
[132]Insane Clown Posse: freshmen. 

[133]Linkin Park:  Mullet
[134]Jack: Motor
[135]Rainbow: horses

[136]Cherry: pacman
[137]Cucumber: pickles

(Where have all the numbers gone)

[142]Whip: "Whip it good!"
[143]America: blue.
[144]Water: Destiny
[145]Volcano: Island

[.This Or That.]:
[146]rock or rap: Rcok
[147]pop or rap: Pop.
[149]rock or metal: Metal.
[150]rock or pop: Rock.
[151]linkin park or limp bizkit: The Parkster. 

[152]tool or korn: Neither.
[153]selena or jenifer lopez: ... 

[154]hot or cold: Hot
[155]winter or summer: Summer 
[156]spring or fall: Fall
[161]mtv or vh1: VH1
[165]summer olympics or winter olympics: Summer
[166]skiing or snowboarding: Geh. ..uh... Snowboarding..

[167]rollerblading or skateboarding: Rollerblading.
[168]black or white: Black.

[169]orange or red: orange
[170]yellow or green: Green
[171]purple or pink: Purple
[173]hot topic or pac sun: ...ILL KILL MYSELF FIRST!

[174]inside or outside: Depends ont he temperture.
[175]weed or alcohol: ...Neither.
[176]cell phone or pager: Haha. Cell phone.

[177]pen or pencil: Pencil.
[178]powerpuff girls or charlies angels: The Angels, sugah. 
[179]scooby doo or dino: Dino.

[180]dragon ball Z or pokemon: Oh..man.. uh.. Pokemon, man!
[181]star wars or star trek: Star Wars
[182]tattoo or piercing: Tattoo.
[183]prep or punk: Punk's are too loud, prep's are too stupid. ... Punks.

[184]slut or whore: Slut!

[.Private Life I.E Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll...]
[185]Boyfriend Or Girlfriend: Girlfriend..
[186]Crush: Right now I'm without one.
[187]Do You Love Anyone Right Now: Potentially. 
[188]Have You Ever Been In Love: Tricky question.
[189]How Many People Have You Kissed: um..Like, what here? Romantically?

[190]Who Was Your First Kiss: Bleah.
[191]Ever Have Oral Sex: No.
[192]Still A Virgin: Ah, yeah.
[193]If not, how many different partners: N/A 

[194]How Many Hearts Have You Broken: ..I don't think anyone knows this.

[195]How Many People Broke Your Heart: Eh. It comes and goes.
[196]Best Quote To Sum Up Love:  Should I quote the hitchhikers guide? "Avoid"
[197]So What’s Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Crush Like: Alot of things. Um, for one, they laugh at my stupid jokes, and put up with my stupid ego problems.
[198]What’s Your Dream Guy/Girl Like: ..Above?
[199]Do U Go More By Looks Or Personality: Depends. If someone's uglier then a can of dog food, I just.. have problems.

[203]So Moving Along... You Smoke: No. I tried.. chewin' tobacco once. ...Ugh.. No thanks..
[204]How About Some Weed...You Smoke Weed: No.
[205]Ever Trip On Acid: No.
[206]How About A Little xTc: No.
[207]Crack, Heroin, Anything Else: No. 
[208]Beer Good Or Beer Bad: Wouldn't know.
[210]Are U The Little Sissy Who Drinks Mikes And Wine Coolers: Probably would be.
[211]Do U Like Smirnoff Ice: No.
[212]Prefer Beer Or Liquor: Wouldn't know.
[213] Do you smoke? If so, for how long?:  No.
[214]What Kind Do You Smoke:  No.
[215]Could I Bum One: Sure. 5 bucks. The pack is BEHIND YOUR HEAD ::runs away::
[216]Back To Alcohol, Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: None

[217]So If You Weren't A Virgin... When’s The Last Time U Got Some: N/A

[.Would You Ever.]
[218]Bungee Jump: I think so
[219]Sky Dive: ...eh.. if you could get me on the plane.
[220]Swim With Dolphins: Yo!
[221]Scuba Dive: Yes.
[222]Go Rock Climbing: depends on the height/ OH MAN I HATE HEIGHTS 
[224]Eat Shit For 1,000,000 $: ..I'd eat..uh.. alot of other things.
[225]Change Your Religion: No.
[226]Turn Your Back On Your Friends For Personal Gain: Eh.. I'd say.. No.
[227]Steal A Friends Boyfriend/girlfriend: A friends? No. Someone I dont know very well? Absolutely.
[228]Cross-Dress: Noooo thanks.
[229]Lie To The Police: Yes, yes, yes.
[230]Run From The Police: I have plenty of places to hide.
[231]Speed Away From The Police: No.
[232]Lie To Your Parents: ...Oh..Man...
[233]Walk Up To A Total Stranger: Yes. YES! I do it all the time!
[235]Walk Out Of A Restraunt Without Paying: heeeeeh heh. Yes.
[236]Would you ever streak: Oh, lord, if ..oh, man, that would hurt you more then it would hurt me.

[.Have You Ever.]
[286]flashed someone: ...No,
[287]told the person you liked how u felt: Yes. Recently, actually.

[288]been to Michigan:  ..Wha..a.. why wou...Yes. I have.
[289]gotten really REALLY wasted: No.

[290]gone to jail/juvi: No.
[291]skateboarded: ..badly.

[292]skinny dipped: Yeah.

[293]stolen anything from a store: Yep. Accidentily!

[295]kicked someone’s ass:... hahaha.
[296]pegged someone in the head with a snowball and they never knew it was you: OH NO. NOT SNOWBALLS. NO!
[297]broke a beer bottle: That I found by a dumpster. Sure.
[298]gotten into a bar under aged: Nah.
[299]kissed someone of the same sex: Nope.
[300]Flipped someone off: Yes. Blake!
[301]Gone on a road trip: Yeah, my dad used to work with NASCAR, so we traveled everywhere.
[303]been to a show: wh..a.. thea..What kind of SHOW?
[304]been to another country: Yeah. Canada. For about 6 minutes.
[305]talked back to an adult: Who hasn't.
[306]got pulled over: Not yet. (somehow)
[307]into a car accident: I've been in one very terrible accident.
[308]Broke a law: ...Everytime I DRIVE I break THREE of them.
[309]given money to some homeless person: Yeah. ..once.

[311]cried to get out of trouble: A long time ago.
[312]kissed a friends brother/sister: hmm.... None of my friends even HAVE siblings.
[313]dropped something on the floor that u were cooking for dinner and still put it on the plate: I can only cook grilled cheese sandwiches. BUT I FIX EM GOOD

[.Opinions.]
[314]What Do You Think About Boy Bands:  :;vomits for years::
[315]What Do You Think About Flag Burning: Personally, it offends me. Because usually, the people who do it are idiots. Protesting stamp prices or something.
[316]What Do You Think Of The War On Terrorists: What about the war on communism?

[317]What Do You Think About Suicide: I try not to think about it too much. 
[318]What Do You Think About People Who Try To Force Their Opinions Upon You: You, you meen like Kathleen Huie? Pardon my terrible spelling. They're kinda funny. 
[319]What Do You Think About Abortion: Against/ Against/ Against.
[320]What Do You Think About Rock/Metal Music:  Some if it's alright.

[321]Where Do You Think You'll Be In 10 Years: Heck if I know.
[323]What Do You Think About The Pop Music Scene: I'll be sleeping.

[324]What Do You Think About The Store Abercrombie & Fitch: My sister shops there, so it must be bad.
[325]What Do You Think About Porn: I'm a guy.
[326]What Do Think About The Death Penalty: For murderers, yes. If there's no shadow of a doubt. And it should be done quickly.

[.What Did You Do....]
[339]Last Birthday: Mine? Nothing. The last party was Brooke's.
[340]Yesterday: Went to Jason's with Kate and Leah, had meaningful conversation.
[341]Last Weekend: um...uh.. Graduation with Brittany, and then the movies with Jason and Brittany.. I think.. or..wait, that.. OH I AM.. ..confused..

[342]Christmas: Nothing.
[343]Thanksgiving: Nothing.

[344]New Years Eve: Nothing.
[345]Halloween: Brooke's house.
[346]Easter: Nothing.
[347]Valentines Day: ...Nothing.

[.Quotes.]
[355]Favorite Movie Quote: "Why do I fall in love with every girl who shows me the LEAST bit of attention..."
[356]Best Quote For Love: haha. Hitchhikers guide again. Also, "It's everything and nothing, all at once" (CLICHE)
[358]Best Quote For Life: "Enjoy it while you can, 'cause it sucks once it stops."
[359]Funny Quote: "Democrats suck"- Al Gore's clone.
[360]Favorite TV Quote: "MTV is about music"
[361]Best Quote For Moving On: "..well thats sucked"
[362]Your Favorite Quote From A Song: "Enjoy the humor of the situation"