Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

Search the DRESSER, shouted Zora. She was looking for the box of pasta.

Previously her Great grand cousin Ralphy Bill Jr. Had given it the blessing of being magical pasta.

Pasta with a passion FOR MURDER.

That's right.

Her great grand cousin RALPHY BILL JR. WAS A PSYCHOTIC TRANSDIMENSIONAL KILLER FROM MARS

Why weren't you WATCHING it! I TOLD YOU THAT BILL COSBY IS MY NEMESIS FROM NOW ON TO WATCH THAT BOX.

Zora was angry with her nephew, Tommy.

Tommy was a very very very very very stupid child.

I don't like tommy and I just made him up.


Tommy replied to Zora, who was his aunt:

BUT GRAMMA LINDSAY! I LOVE PASTA!
O.O!
WHAT?! Shouted zora,
DID YOU EAT THAT PASTA?!
To which Tommy replied
LOL YES.

Zora immedietlly ran from the boy, for she knew, there was no hope.

She closed her eyes as she began to hear the explosions!

THE PASTA HAD EXPLODED TOMMY!

The very very very very very stupid child.

NOOOOO! Cried Zora, NOO!...w..well...
Actually I didn't like Tommy very much.

He was very very very very stupid.

Zora casually walked back in the house with a song on her lips and a smile on her 68 year old sagging face.

But SUDDENLY

ZOMBIE TOMMY WAS RUNNING AMUCK IN HER CLOSET!

That son of an english SALAD MAKER! Cried Zora

Suddenly Tommy's dad, the great english salad maker Ralphy Bill Sr. Felt his ears catch on fire and he too became a zombie.

Meanwhile, in vermont, Bob Newhart cracked a stupid joke from his INN, in the show NEWHART, and everyone immedietlly cancelled him.

And so, after Zora was properly eaten, The evil pasta was proclaimed the new emperor of Rome, after which was massacred by the turkish invasion of 2018, to which someone replied:


What the HECK is smurfy talking about and why do I care.



Like I would know the answer to that. It's not like I Have any idea what I just wrote or WHY I'm superman.