Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

What, is this the End-Of-May fiasco all over again?

What the smurf man.
What the smurf.

You guys are all going freakin' crazy.


Don't rain on my parade.

So let's see what's been going on, shall we?

let's start at the beggining. It's now 11:15, and you recieve the following IM from "Brian"

Brian: Smurfy!
Smurfy: (Random jabber like usual)
B: get mel to invite you to the chat
S: Alright dawg

Smurfy: INVITE ME TO THE CHAT
Mel: WHAT?!?!?!
S: Dude, the chat. Invite me.
M: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!?!?!?!
S: Invite me and I shall reveal my seeeeeecrets

(Invites)

Smurfy: Done
Brian: hahaha.

(Chat sequence now takes place)

Shortly after 11:40, a fellow by the name of HENDRIX LUVAR or something comes into the chat.

I presume this fellow is around the age of like

4.

But I might be wrong.

This odd fellow beings to flame smurfy!

HEAVENS NO!

HENDRIXLUVAR: d00d smurfy is a gay name u gaywad
Smurfy: Like you? >D HAHAHAHA
H: U #&@(#*@&!@&*@* I'll BEAT YOUR &*#&@* &*@^#&@ #^^!!!!! THEN "i"'ll *$&#*#&* #^@^!@^
etc.

Now, Smurfy is ultimately at fault here because the world is anti-smurf in times like these because you guys are all yankees or ornery or somethin.

So the next lines of chat are

Stephanie: OMG SMURFY U ARE BEING MEAN
Mel: OMG SMURFY LEAVE
SomeGuyWhosSNeludesme: WHO TEH HECK IS SMURFY
Smurfy: OMG WHAT?
Jason: KEVIN?!?!?!

It went like that for about ..like..15 minutes

SMURFY IZ A JERK!
SMURFY SHUSH!
KEVIN?!
HAHAHAHA WHAT >D >D >D >D >D etc.

The world has lost it's freakin' mind man.

Anywho, now that I have ensured that everyone possible is now gonna be like

WTF U SMOKING SMURFY

I'm all clear to begin the usual task of being loud and obnoxious, not unlike my chatting last night.

I have to work on those caps.

I ate two very extremely large pancakes today.
I am full.

It's morning.
hahahaha

When i left the chat though, I did this cool dramatic exit thing.

I was like.

Oh screw this

When the darkness falls on the late hour, the fools will sleep with darkened thoughts, but as morning comes again,
our tommorow's will be the same.
You have yet to see true vengeance.


XD

DRAMA ROXORZ!

You gotta love my poetic angsty nature man.

Even if you totally hate poetic angsty nature.

I'm quite done now.

LET THE FLAMING BEGIN!

w00t!


-Most magical and wonderous smurfy