Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

It's Christmas Eve now. SO LYK TEHERE IS A NEW HEADAR.

Please excuse my outburst.

While at Waffle House, a few minutes ago, it took just about 45 minutes for the food to come to my mouth. Now, it's not an uncommon thing for the beloved CASA DE WAFFLE to take an incredibly over-exagerated amount of time for them to bring menu's, clean tables, or realize you've been sitting down for half an hour and have been completely ignored, but good heavens, ladies and gents, that's just craaaaaaaaazy.

Waffles were nice though.

I had a nice conversational exchange with your average creepy waffle house guy there. He's apparently quite the regular, even knew the cooks by name, but having him sit right beside me provoked my large mouth into opening up to full capacity.

He was talking to the waitress who had finally brought our menu's down, and spoke about how he was going to write a book called "Why I hate Christmas", and I requested firmly that he include a good chapter on "Wrapping Paper". This led to him giving me a good talk on the basic wrapping-paper fundamentals of the female brain, and, transmission repairs among other things.

I forget his name though. Paul sounds right, but I know it isn't.

Oh. Yes, and, of course I have to mention this,

Who is the almighty powerful ruler of "X-Treme Musical Chairs" (Note that it's "X-Treme" because we played deathmetal as our musical chairs music)?

That's right.

I am.

And I play a dirty, corrupt, violent game of X-Treme Musical Chairs. If you didn't get hurt, YOU DIDN'T PLAY.

Kate and I also did the YMCA. For Amanda's video. Jason missed the Asian stripper. Just sayin', man. She was a hottie.


I believe that now I am going to go change out of this T-Shirt I wore tonight. Let me assure you, Katie loved it.


Folks, it's late. I got work tomorow.

Haha.

And hey, Have a ...uh.. a good Christmas Eve. Be a doll and nominate me for something in the "Best Of" contest. I'm not sure if anything I ever wrote is applicable to being called "Good", but I do occasionally try.

G'night internets.

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Also, to be in tune with my Christmas Traditions, here's what I posted for you last year on the 23rd.

Float On.