Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

Woosh.

The smurfy is here.

So I was driving around earlier, in the almighty smurfmobile, and by chance, I seemed to pass 5 possums, 1 groundhog, and what resemebled some sort of bird.

Kind of odd?
No.
No, seriously, no.

But does anyone know what the legal driving speed is for driving behind idiots?

5!

FIVE!

FIVE????

Idiots.
IT'S OBVIOUSLY 15.

But tonight, I will dine on chicken and dumplings.

>D

Fear the southern fried dumplings and gravy you foolish YANKEES


Yes, I said YANKEES

So sue me, YANKEES






Yankees.

That's enough, thankyou.

Okay, Well,

I have but a few days left before my marvelous trip to away from here.

Bask in the glory of my suntan.

That's right.

IM TAN.

TAN.

Not "Peach"

Or "TANGERINE"

or even "BRICK RED"

But "Tan"

You know that color you made all the white people with when you were little.

The one that made them all look like thye were dead.

"tan"

What an odd word tan is, you know?

I'm making an odd word list.

1. BLOG
2. Tan
3. That other one I cant remember

But enough's enough, I'm out of here suckahs.

Catch you on the dark side of the moon.

BUT FIRST,

hmm..

Should I write an angsty poem?

Mmmm...

yeah.

Softly, gently,
I hear you calling
So far away,
But so close to my heart...
You've always been there,
yet so far away.
I can hold you as close,
as I ever could hope,
but still, I will know,
You're soul is away.
I could dream and I could wish
And I have, I have wished
That you could be here,
instead of so far away.


Not my best, but I wanted to write something.
Hope it doesn't sound to emo.
But see,

not emo.
ANGST.

It's totally different.

Later,
Smurfy.