So I drove around town in my cousins 2005 Bright Red Mustang convertible.

Sweet mother.

You should have seen the looks I got from people in the food lion parking lot.

All,

"Hey, that stupid looking kid with the long hair is pretty cool, driving his car. I think I'll run over him."

That sort of thing.

You know how it is.

Anyway, the point of today's message to ya'll tonight,

Is that paychecks are good,

Working is good,

Mustangs are good,

Washing dishes with Chlorox is bad,

Borrowing money is worse,

And leaving town is wonderful.

Except with my angry family.

So angry.

Whatever.

Well, have a good week.

Some of you, I'll miss!

Some of you, I hope potentially step on a rather sharp pointy rock.

A BIG ONE.

Right in the kisser.

Well'p. That about sums it up.

I may write something again later.

But if not, too bad.

Guess it looks like so long.

Well. ....

Ah...

Here's something I found on Mr. Myspace to keep you company while I'm away. It's kind of stupid, but I've never seen it before.

I COMMAND YOU ALL TO DO IT.

And also,

Goodbye,

So long!

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

And also,

Godspeed, fellow Blog-addicted ladies and gentlemen.

SMURFY, OUT.

OF SOAP.

PLEASE SEND.

HELP NOW.

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                 -Do this survey b/c-

      ~Surveys Make Us Really Feel Young~

A. Associate these words with me if you can.

1. Wheel-

2. Tape-

3. Shopping-

4. Food-

5. Dance-

B. Use five adjectives to describe me:

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

C. Have you ever felt any of these emotions about me. When? Do you still?

1. Hate

2. Friendship

3. Love

4. Confusion

5. Distrust

D. List five memories you have of me:

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

E. What are your thoughts on these things about me:

1. My political views

2. My sense of humor

3. The attitude I have

4. My blog

5. Me in general.

F. If you wrote a story about me, what would the opening paragraph be.

_________

Congratulations.

If you didn't complete the survey, your mind will implode.

Also,

HAVE A GREAT WEEK.

Et cetera.

Later.