Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

There was a lad by the name of Tim in a magical land known as ZARGON.

Zargon only had one cow, in allllll the magical land.
And possibly a few McDonalds and maybe even an Arby's.

But we don't care about that cow, because it only ate carrots.
Nor do we care about resturants.

STUPID LOW CARB FOOD.

So, after bill or tim or whoever it was slayed a beast by the name of MUTANT STRING,

He lived in an equally magical town called FLORGON.

Now Florgon had two cows, so we won't worry about them,

But the moral of this lesson is that:

The fewer cows your town has, the more chance you have of surviving a nuclear holocaust.

because see, it's not about COWS, or bob or jimmy, or whatever his name was,

It's about the cold war.

And the cold war is NOT something we should kid about,
Especially in front of an english teahcer or perhaps your uncle who's name might be Zimbo, and might have been from Japan during the time when Japan ruled the fish market.

Around say, 1987.

Man I hated the 80's.

Now uh..What I was saying..was...like..

Cows who eat carrots are bad.

And Low carb sandwiches are just burgers wrapped in lettuce.

Call me crazy,

But I hate those stupid low carb sandwiches.

-The story about the cows, a novel, by: Smurfy.-