Here's a quick reveiw of all the Wacky Misadventures that occured yesterday!

• I pick up Jason and we head off for wal-mart. At wal-mart, we found the worst toy ever. A.. "FANTASTIC FOUR EXTENDABLE ARM". It.. Was mildly suggestive. And the worst toy ever.
• We found "Hamburger Hill: THE BEST WAR MOVIE EVER. BECAUSE IT'S REAL". That's the real tagline. The real real real tagline. Go look it up! But we couldn't buy that, because...uh.. It was..too violent. The wal-mart lady got angry. I then made jokes. It saved Jason money anyway.
• We found "MINI STAR WARS" action figures. Basically just Super-Deformed..General Greivous and Obi-Wan Kenobi's. THEY'RE KAWAII! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^. It'll by my new..user icon..or..something..
• I found a BatMan mask. .... It's... uh.. Why did..Why did we buy that.

    The reason for all the wal-marting around was simple, we had one goal: Buy lightsabers.

Afterwards, there was to be a tremendous duel outside. Making walmart execs VERY ANGRY.

Unfortunetelly, even though I was yelling very loudly about them, we did not find any wal-mart lightsabers. But,..they had everything else.

mmhm.

TO THE MOVIES!

Sam had persuaded us to see "Madagascar". I had seen the trailers for this, and I thought, "My my! This actually looks funny!"

....

WRONG.

Jason had said, "No, it's going to suck." I didn't believe him!

...

That movie sucked.

Ohhh did it suck.

After that, there were more Wacky misadventures!

• Jason figured we should return to his original idea, and search "Toy's R Us". Notably, "Toy's R Us" is right behind the mall. A drive of about..say.. 12 minutes.
• 30 minutes later, I ask Jason "Where the heck are we at", Jason replies, "I have no idea".
• 15 minutes after that, and after I perform over 16 different traffic violations, we're heading back towards the mall, somehow.
• Eventually, we end up in "Toy's R Us". We're older then the employee's in the store. Everything is so small! We find lightsabres, but not the right kind. We scan over the video game aisle, and decide that "Toy's R Us" is not helping at all.
• There is lots of Taco Bell after "Toy's R Us". We manage to take up 5 tables. The employees question my practice of eating Kid's Meals. I give them proverbial finger. Also, I tell them I'm just very tall. And.. Retarded.
• It's time to head home! We argue over use of highway. Somehow, we end up in Lewisville.
• We go to his house to watch "Reefer Madness". I expect high comedy content from..the 1930's!
• There is no comedy.
• From the 1930's.
• MARIHUANA KILLS CHILDREN
• In the 1930's, Marihuana, (Spelled differently because it's the crazy 30's) is a big problem. It makes people laugh for hours. Also, to balnk out for 45-second long plot segments.
• That 67 minute long movie sucked.
• We run into Jason's ..storage..room thing, in search of lightsabres that have vanished. Instead, I spend 30 minutes going "You have the gameboy PRINTER?!"
• We rescue a deceased furby.
• We kill said furby after 5 minutes of wondering how it ever got popular.
• Yearbook antics!
• We decide to watch "APRIL FOOLS DAY"(1986), what appears to be an 80's slasher flick. Turns out, it's just an excuse to show lots of mullets.
• We realize this was a mistake.
• No one dies.
• The whole movie blows.
• The ending sucks.
• IT LEAVES ANOTHER BAD TASTE.
• I had to go home and SLEEP.

And that, my friends, is one day FULL of WACKY misadventures!

Also, I still do not have a job.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005