Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

I tell you what, God bless neutrality.

For once I'm neither the antagonist nor the pro..oh screw it.

So, since I've been confused by the whole thing since the beggining, here's my take on it: (It's in rhyme! TEE HEE!)

Once upon a midnight clear,
Melissa said: "hello chad dear"
I have some things I'd like to say
So listen good and listen close
all will be revealed today!
Down the path of "lying" chose,
The words were down,
the print was in
The battle won?
Or just a smidge of..hmmm...

Verse two brings in the very next day
The day chad said Oh, you'll pay
So chad talked and talked, not without whine
vengeance, said he, will soon be mine

The third of the verses is now in place
With secrets revealed! There's been plenty of space;
To post your mind onto your blog
and give to them a whole new song
However much, they shouldn't terry
It's all publicity for john kerry!
(I am so not falling for it)

verse four takes place this very moment
With all the parties in mad panic
All included, are full in torment
And smurfy laughed and said "it's like a planet"!

So take this song that really sucks
and give smurfy one hundred bucks.

Thankyou.

-Smurfy and his lame-song abilities.
(I still don't know what the heck is going on)