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Smurfy — 2004-05-12T06:05:00-05:00

Looks like Smurfy got a "BLOG". Oh my. For my first rant/whiney thing, I think, what I'm gonna do, is be a typical mindsay user. Get ready.

AH MY LIFE SUX I CANT SPELL NE THING AND I WANT TO DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.

Okay, I'm glad I have that out. Now onto the important stuff, like my pointless life details which no one on earth could possibly care to read.

Ba-Da-Bing

The day started well, I got on the bus. Bus. The bus is a good place in the mornings. I am the offical GUY-WHO-YELLS-FUNNY-STORIES guy. I just make up alot of stuff and blurt it out in odd patterns. You have NO idea how much fun this is. Like my inviclbe FIEND rant, and the SWEDES rant, (that was a good one, I did it twice) and then today, Our JARROD-GOT-HIS-FACE-KICKED-AND-BECAME-A-SUPER-SAIYAN rant. It was a DARN good one too, I must say. Then I got to school, stared around at people for the first few minutes, actually caught a glimpse of the one they call... "Brittany", and proceeded to follow the magical bell of scheduling classes.

I ate 2 or 3 lemon drops and I don't remember much after that.

I told this stupid ghetto girl to stop talking because she was stupid. That was fun. She just yelled some stuff in Ghettoish and walked off. didn't sound like much, but I couldn't tell.

I then wrote a play about the making of The Remote Control massacre....

Then Brittany forgot the holy grail. Curse her kool-aid drinking self.

Then I made this stupid thing.

Then I wrote about random things, and will continue to do so.

WOOHOO.

Later my home-diggities.

The Remote Control Massacre: The play about the movie, that sucked.

Smurfy — 2004-05-13T07:05:00-05:00

This is the play I wrote for drama in an hour...not that amazing, but worht a chuckle. or a WTF, something like that.

Prologue-
This is the day the great movie, The Remote Control Massacre is being made. Or…it’s.. uh.. Trying to be made. Unsuccessfully. Morgan is seen here trying to direct an angry angst filled cast, as the day grows long. The events following are not fiction, but a figment of my imagination. They halfway happened. Okay, so in actuality, it was a lot worse than this play. But, really, It was pretty frightening. So here we go,

The Remote Control Massacre,
And epic drama, by Morgan J. Stewart.
Co-written by a figment of my imagination.

Page 1
THE REMOTE CONTROL MASSACRE

Morgan- Alright, lets start this up. Lee, Dude, I need you to go by the door there-
Sam- How come I don’t have a line here?!
Erin- HAHAHA, JOES HERE!
Morgan- Sam, you don’t have a line here because your character isn’t even in the house yet. Now, Lee, go back over there--
Lacey- This movie SUCKS.
Morgan- Well, dude, it’s just a--
Sam- Are you SURE I can’t have a line?
Erin- JOES HERE!
Morgan- STOP IT!
Jaclyn- Why do you have to keep YELLING at us?
Sam- He won’t give me a line either.
Morgan- Sam, you’ve had the script for 2 months, you know how many lines you have.
Jason- You’re getting leaves on my CARPET.
Lee- Can we just shoot the scene maaaaaan I’m tired…
Jaclyn- Stop WHINING
Erin- JOES HERE! Hahahaha!
Lacey- I’m gonna quit.
Morgan- Alright, everyone, STOP. If we don’t get done, I’m not ordering any pizza.
Lee- WOAH! PIZZA?!
Jason- You better not get pizza on my carpet.
Erin- I don’t really like pizza.
Lacey- You’re ordering breadsticks too. Cause I don’t want any piz-
Sam- Can I have just ONE line?
Morgan- SHUTUP Sam. Your lines are coming up..
Sam- Fine… I just want one line.
Morgan- You have THIRTEEN lines in the end! And a fight scene! Just wait!
Erin- When do we leave?
Jason- I should have brought my couch… We are still using Pokey the Penguin music right? Because I have an idea for that.
Lee- Dude, lets just shoot the movie… I need to get some soda after we’re done..
Morgan- Alright, Lee, go over there by that door. Now, Erin, when he comes in, yell, ITS MASTER SCAR!! Okay?
Erin- I guess.. but it sounds stupid.
Jaclyn- Just do it so we can leave already.
Sam- Is this where I have a line?
Morgan- NO.. Sam.. NO
Jason- I’m still dead, right?
Sam- How come Jason gets to be dead?
Lacey- This is SO boring.. I’m gonna go look upstairs..
Morgan- hang on, what? No Lacey, you’re in this scene man.
Erin- IT’S MASTER SCAR!
Morgan- No! Lee! Not yet! I don’t even have the camera ready!
Erin- Haha…what? HAHA! JOES HERE!
Morgan- Erin will you stop saying that line? You only said it ONCE in the script..
Lacey- (mimicking) Only said once, whatever, look, here we go, JOES HERE.
Jason- I have an idea for after I’m dead at Doctor fear’s Lab. I was Joe right?
Page 2
Morgan- Yes! Let’s shoot this scene though. Now lee, Where the binder?
Lee- The what man?
Morgan- The evil remote thingy.
Lee- Oh yeah, I gave that thing to Jaclyn
Jaclyn- No, No you didn’t.
Lee- I LOVE YOU JACLYN!!
Erin- JOES HERE!
Morgan- STOP! Who has the binder?
Lacey- The what?
Morgan- The evil remote!
Lacey- That’s a stupid name, and WHY are you yelling at me! You JERK.
Morgan- Well who HAS it?
Jason- has what?
Morgan- The BINDER
Erin- What’s TH-
Morgan- THE REMOTE
Erin- Oh yeah, it’s right there
Morgan-…:sighs:: thank you…, Now. Lee, come in yelling about killing Joe.
Erin- JOES HERE!
Jaclyn- SHUTUP
Morgan- ANYWAY… When you do Erin’s gonna say, MASTER SCAR!!! Then you point the remote at her, then freeze so I can do some camera work, Okay?
Lee- Alright man.. let’s do it..
Lacey- Am I dying now?
Morgan- No, you die next.
Lacey- Ugh, Whatever…
Morgan- Okay, on 3.….one….two…
Sam- Wait! Do I have a line?!
Morgan- What?
Erin- MASTER SCAR!
Morgan- No! Wait! STOP!!
Sam- What?
Jason- Am I gonna be laying over there, or am I off camera?
Erin- Can I say something else here? I don’t like this line.
Jaclyn- Just DO it Erin, I want to go eat…This is so boring.
Lee- Jaclyn! I LOVE YOU!
Morgan- No to everything that anyone said. Now go back Lee…and.. let’s go. Camera rolling…one…two.. THREE.
Lee- BWHAHAHAA!!!
Erin- MASTER SCAR!!
Morgan- Okay….now.. STOP…That’s a wrap everyone. Now, only 16 more scenes to go.
Lacey- Good. I quit.
Sam- Not before any of my LINES!
Erin- Joes here!
Morgan- Okay.. well.. we’ll finish later. Les go eat
(everyone agrees)
Erin- But… I don’t even like pizza.
Lee- I LOVE YOU JACLYN!
Morgan- I hate you all. The End

Another day, another bruise on my right elbo.

Smurfy — 2004-05-13T05:05:00-05:00

Feel free to leave threatening/ or comedic messages in my message(s) section, dawg.

Welllllll

Let's get started on another fine magical day, on my equally amazing MINDSAY WEBLOG.

Woosh.

Okay, so like, dawg, I got on the bus this morning, and lol it wuz lyk, Kwiet!

Starting now:

Yes, today was a day. A day for any day, to be a day, that is.

I took the aformentioned play to school, to discover that everyone wanted yo do it because my group has 7 people and there are seven characters. Hot diggity . I don't know if that will show up in italics...but it might.

I got Brian playing lee...Megan playing Jaclyn... LeeAnn playing erin,
Derricka the amazing black chick of reading is playing Lacey...I got Riley playing Jason. (whom he sucks at portraying) and Brielle playing Sam. Ha...Girl playing sam..

Then, as I played ULTIMATE FRISBEE, I was called..to the OFFICE.

So I walk in, with my sexy cool charm, and they are all like, OMG U GO TO TELFORDS OFFICE RIGHT NOW,

And I'm like,

Oh man am I screwed.

But NAH, just a RANDOM DRUG TEST.

(no details necessary, right?)

After that I ate my last lemon head and proceeded to ask Brittany if she brought the holy grail today,

Which she didn't. The turkey. But I forgot Mr. Derby too..so..::longwinded::

And..Hmm.. I think I'm out of things to say?

Maybe...maybe...

I DID ORDER CHINESE FOOD!

And Melissa DID bring the cool music video DVD....so...hmm...

I'm gonna do do/watch that.

Catch you on the other side of the Chicken Scallion Sucka's.

Ah..Delicious...Delicious..Chinese..

Smurfy — 2004-05-13T06:05:00-05:00

Man. The chinese guys sure make one heckuva Chinese dish. I figured the italians would better chinese food..but...Whatever...Brittany is making scones....Hahahahahaha....Ah..man...haha....whew...
China Wok, doth indeed, Roxor, as does "The Hardest Button to Button", by the great ol' band, The White Stripes. ::bass::

Isn't it funny when people forget their middle names?
I think it is. Some people acutally do that. >D.

Man..but..ah..
I think I'm going to run an amateur film contest at school next year..I'm gonna bring that up in the baord meeting..since..I'm in the baord now...Bwa, ha HA

I just feel like taking this to (NAME REMOVED TO PREVENT CONFLICT AND NUCLEAR BOMBS) and saying:
Hahahahaha. Idiot. LOOKS LIKE IM NOT THAT Unprofessional AFTER ALL EH MATE? I love being evil like that.

and I pronounced Nuclear, "Nuke-Leer", for all you crazy BushSpeakin' democrats.

I'm gonna stop writing to all you guys there bored at home now. Enjoy Thursday, for it is coming up soon, to the day we all fear, hate, and loathe..the day..er..week..
We call....

Exams...

Ba dum da ding. Looks like another..Friday, dawg.

Smurfy — 2004-05-14T04:05:00-05:00

Yo man. Today was wiggy. Today, you see, was Friday . I mean, REALLY. We get yearbooks monday..and..no way man, I finished my MATH TEST. TEST! Thats INSANE! And no less,

the play, was SMASHING . I got, like, laughing, and like, "Lol"'s, all that shiznit.

I was very happy.

Soemwhat because Riley wasnt there to flirt with brielle and get them off page, and Steven could...do almost a good a jason as jason can. ODDLY ENOUGH.

Then we dissed Mr. Gayrrod on the way home, for generally just beign retarded as usual.
That was cool.
I also ate a dorito.

Ah man...we played like..Hacky..Bottle today.. because our sac's were, alas, gone. No SAC'S.
;-;.

But..ah...I got like...17 pages of english work to do...Some..science..STUFF... I made like, a 50. a FIFTY. THATS INSANE. DAWG.

BonziBuddy: I dont really remember much after the idea.
BonziBuddy: I'm kinda like Kilgore Trout that way.
BonziBuddy: He was a character in Vonnegut's novels, a completely unknown science fiction writer. He has some of the most insightful, crazy ideas, and he puts them into his books.
BonziBuddy: But his prose SUCKS.

Aye!

And then, good heavens, Brittany didn't bring the holy grail, again . HAhahahaha....>D..Scones...

I'll make sure to enter nore of my unreadable thoughts later, yo.

And to all my haterz out there, dawg, xD... U AWL SUK. >D

So, like every other entry before, I'm, "running off" so to speak.

It bez Saturday. the day...of..."The Plan" Dot, Dot, Dot.

Smurfy — 2004-05-15T01:05:00-05:00

So Dot, Dot, Dot. I KNOW WHO YOU MIGHT BE. Anyway,

Looks like today is gonna be a good day to use "The Plan"

And I will too.

Looks like a movie theater trip is in store for Smurfy. After a through investigation of the Smurfmobile. Of course. Man that smurfmobile rocks. After some good Hax0ring it shall be good. Also I ate Spaghetti-o's.

I ran into Toni Sacco up at Lowe's Food's today, (DOUBLE APOSTROPHE) and I talked to her for a good...15 minutes...During which time she accidentily flicked me off..twice. ::Sneaky stereotypical emoticon:::

I also realized I know alot of biploar pshypneumatic Traumatized children who have problem understanding simple logic like, What, EH? and GET THE HECK OFF MY LAWN.

Kind of like that game on the hall of cheese near disaster labs I was reading about.
>D

And so, with a snort and a chuckle,
This guy,
Is fastening his buckle.
HIS SEAT BUCKLE

BRACE FOR SUNDAY IMPACT.
~ Smurfy J. Fox.

I..seem to be..ready...

Smurfy — 2004-05-15T05:05:00-05:00

Looks like it's t-minues 60 minutes until departure time..for..
"The Plan" .

And so the mental breakdown begins...

Will we be successful?
Or will they catch us on the cameras....
Will we make it into place? Or will we be caught and apprehended...

Psh, they don;'t even care.
Expulsion is always an option..but...
Will we succeed? TUNE IN NEXT TIME, AND ALL WILL BE REVEALED..ABOUT...

The Plan.

Fate...Fate..Fate is Bipolar except theres no good swings.

Smurfy — 2004-05-16T04:05:00-05:00

Okay. Yes.

"The Plan", as we say,

ah..
It sorta got screwed..
BY FATE

Okay, heres the "Scoop"

So We're like..Waiting..
Waiting for the cue to commence the plan.
And we just like, do it.
WE RUN FROM VAN HELSING TO KILL BILL 2.

See, cause there was this fat suited guy.
He was there
When he left,
WE CHARGED.
Unfrotunetlly fate screwed us over.
We forgot to look out for the OTHER guys.
Or girls.
Whatever.
So we're like.
There.
IN THE SEATS.
And then,

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Could we like, see your tickets PLZ"

"er..yeah..we need to leave don't we"

"Hahaha...Yeah. Like NOW."

"*#@@!."

So we watched VAN HELSING.

"DO YOU LIKE TO FLY?!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA"

Man that movie sucked.

Okay so like, 10 hours later after frankenstein went super sayian or something, we like.
Tried to leave.
WRONG
Fate screwed me over AGAIN.

My car died.
Like,
There.

HAHAHAHA Fate said, laughing and spitting.

(@#&#@ I said, just spitting.

So you see children,

This is what happens when Fate hates your *(@&#* Guts.

LIVE AND LEARN I ALWAYS SAY!

Until later, like, tonight,

Smurfy and his good friend, Fate.

*(@&@( FATE

&#*(@@& ESSAYS.

Smurfy — 2004-05-17T08:05:00-05:00

End of the year..one more essay to make it through..but we did get yearbooks today. Yearbooks, man, I LOVE yearbooks
signatures make me feel very good about myself.
all the SMURFY ROCKS and stuff.
It's always a smug day.
I met with the drama board, Ill fill that in later.
I don't have much time..TRILLIAN FROM MELISSA IS NEEDED.
While we are planning THE PLAN 2

...I did manage to get my car back.
Cost 150 bucks, but, woohoo....Suckas...I got my car BACK.
and the radio even doesnt smoke now. Thats really cool!

I wish I had more time to chat, but Im out,

ESSAY TIME!

HYUK!

-Smurfy

It's no longer monday, in fact, it's not even wednesday.

Smurfy — 2004-05-18T04:05:00-05:00

Looks like 8 days left of ...the...intolerably evil freshman year. Aye. At least I've got a yearbook to handle all the extended grief over exams. and over 40 signatures included! It's crazy man. Crazy!

I had somethign i wanted to say, but I forgot what it was..

Had a good day at hacky-sack period today. We were all "chilled" Like, sitting around enjoying the good weather and talking..and..just..talking. Very relaxing. Then I threatened Brittany because she keeps being stubborn. About being stubborn. It's those red-heads.

Then I yelled "PUNCH YOU IN THE BACK" to this guy who gave me a paper cut. It made people..like..

Laugh.

and Mrs blake go

CHILDREN SETTLE THE (@#&@* DOWN BEFORE I GIVE YOU ALL EVIL GRADES BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I hate her stupid voce. ITS LIKE A HAMMER IN MY EARS.

The Mr Thmopson, who couldnt figure out what the heck he was doing, plunged our stupid world history class into debate over the Iraq war AGAIN.

SO I just got out my cd player and grooved to smash motuh for the next 45 minutes.

Realxation again!

And then I came here, wrote THIS, and decided that i should stop.

Post me some groove's dawg.

Smurfy; gone and left.

Pollster.

Smurfy — 2004-05-18T08:05:00-05:00

Entered at the magic place we call school.

Smurfy — 2004-05-19T08:05:00-05:00

I'm.."At" School. In the "Lab". Sitting here in business watching "Final Destination". I have realzied after seeing tis movie 6 times, that this guy is in fact, insane. Regardless of whatever anyone in the movie said. DONT @*@#&^@* WITH DEATHS PLAN YOU (@&@#(@*( KID. - Morgue guy.

He got mad at his incessant tendency to not die.
Poor kid.

We're alomost at th epoint where that chick gets hit by the bus so...I'm..gonna go watch it.
Check in later yo.

Smurfy in room 911
-SMURFY

Na da da da DUN

Smurfy — 2004-05-19T09:05:00-05:00

Looks like it's one day closer to the end of time. Or exam week, whatever.

I'm preparing myself by going through self-torture things each night. Like, last night, I pretended I was in the amth exam and I pulled out clumps of my hair and didnt blink for 45 minutes. I think my contacts melted. Aye...

*@##&@* Math exam.

And so I will sit and wait, preparing for death.
And trying to get my one LAST signature, that I really really want. You know who you are. >D.

But for now, I'm gonna go prepare for my egnlish exam by sitting on my arm for 50 minutes until it falls so asleep I need to throw dry ice on it. because english bores me like that.

Stick in there guys, 6 days left...6...I..think..Possibly 16. Maybe even 4 or 2. I can't remember.

But 14 days until that groovy new harry potter movie comes out...thats gonna be fun.

ADIOS FOR THE 2nd TIME.

-Smurfy, not in room 911.

Final Destination: Day III

Smurfy — 2004-05-20T08:05:00-05:00

Whats-his-face is getting drowned by the tree now..close to the end..CHAPTER ESCAPE FROM DEATH. It's a good chapter.
Like ramen noodles.

And I just forgot whata a star wars T-wing fighter looks like from Http://theforce.net . Stupid memory. OOH! METAL BAR THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD. ALmsot time for CHAPTER 6 MONTHS LATER.

Aye.

The Stare at Someone until they run away plan didnt work because Emily sucks at working with my sneaky plans. YOU PEOPLE MUST REALIZE IM GOOD AT BEING SNEAKY. I mean, I just KNOW... sneaky

It's crazy.
Like ramen.

oh..car's on fire now. GENIUS DIALOG:

"YOUR CAR WILL EXPLODE MAYBE"
"I'LL DO THIS AND CHEAT DEATH...FOR THE LAST TIME...YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO"

"I'll always be ehre, in the power lines"

Woops, car exploded. Gas does that.

Is alex dead? NAH. He just got electrocuted with 81st degree burns. Any ol' kid could survive that. Being blown up is just a fun thing kids do these days.

I have decided to take Kat's advice. I'm furthermore going to be a critic of everything. It pays 6.35 a week.

But now Im gonna wish I had sundrop and food lion pizza.
Like Ramen.

~Smurfy in room 911.

D00000d!

Smurfy — 2004-05-20T09:05:00-05:00

WERE WATCHING FINAL DESTINATION 2!!!!

HOT DOG!

This will be sure to roxor. WHich I doubt. I'll complain about it later.

My fortune, which is funny.

Smurfy — 2004-05-20T09:05:00-05:00

Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in
the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send
Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim
that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking
around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains
that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at
the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb
from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something.
Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers
beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply
killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured.
As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand,
Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must
warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon
and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have
just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been
given all lightbulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted
and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.

D00d!!!!

Smurfy — 2004-05-20T09:05:00-05:00

Man, that was the WILDEST pile-up EVER. CARS FIRE WATER COFFEE! AND A GUY ON A MOPED! It was WAY Groooooovy!!

Wooh, boy, 5 entries..

Smurfy — 2004-05-20T08:05:00-05:00

What a crazy day. Started Final Destination 2, saw a guy get impaled by a ladder, the coolest car wreck scene in any movie, EVER, and all that jazz.

Emily did fail in our plot at staring at people, but she's all far out like that.

Looks like out "The plan"®™ Logo was indeed, NOT destroyed.

I planned out my summer, so I'm gonna be gone from like, June 12th to July 4th. SO LONG FOOLIOS! And after that I'm elaving mid july for a week or so. Nya.

Typo's are your enemy children.

So I'm like..pondering...

Do I eat a massive amount of various foods, or one heaping load of spaghetii-o's. Im thinking both of them.

Or ramen.

I did manage to find the entire version of that...video of that guy from iraw that they killed over there, beheaded. That's mega-wicked man. That was pure evil, and I'm not even sarcastic for once there. Anyone who watches this will have respect for our soldiers and civilians over there, there's just no way not too. That was just sick man, sick.

On that incredibly sour note, I'm going to finish posting for today.

EXPECT MORE ROOM 911 HAPPINESS LATER!

Remember, pigeons equal death.

Smurfy — 2004-05-21T09:05:00-05:00

According to the great philosophical movuie, Final Destination 2, if you see pigeons, you friggin BETTER not go near them. Or you'll get your body squshed to a greasy street mold. Dentists also equal death. So does newspaper, and ladders, and watches. STAY IN THE ROOM WITH THE FLASHLIGHT. Also potted meat is poison

W00tity w00t, w00t.

Smurfy — 2004-05-21T08:05:00-05:00

Okay, well, I think Chad lost it. He got all....poor chad. He's gone insane. SMURFY IS STILL SMURFY CHAD. When you revolutionize the planet give smurfy Korea.

Anyway

ONTO MY DAILY BORING BLOGGED LIFE

haha...blogged...

Alright, so

I like, kept watching, like, like, like, like, Final Destination 2, like, today.

Then I worked for several hours slept on the bus while Jon fat kid jon talked about cars for ,God knows, the 4 billionth day in a friggin row.

So I slept.

Then I woke up!
And lo, behold, there laid theron my kitchen table a note of POWERDOM:

"MORGAN WE ARE GONE AND NOT HERE

-MOM"

Not quite getting what she was trying to say, I panicked and did nothing.

Then she called and was like,

"OMG MORGAN U NEED TO COME WEED THIS GARDEN BYE"

So I got in the smurfmobile and drove to grandma's and weeded her garden raked up the 5 wheelbarrow fulls of weeds, not weed, to the woods there in front of the house, and grandma bought us supper from LIBERTY FAMILY RESTUARANTê

Then i found out ol' ********* is now ****************************************. (BLEEPED! EGAD!!!)

I just like the asterisk key. Deal wid et.

so, I think, in essence, is that My math teacher stile sucks, *************** is ************************************************************************. Chad just decided to destroy the world, I'm extremely thirsty, and also I am wearing a shirt with spaghetti cauce on it.

And she doesn't even have a vcr. Double-you-tee-eff.

>D

Also I am harassing people.

And..uh...man I had something else.
Oh well.

"The Plan 2: Wussies Rock" Looks to be screwed by fate from the get go.

****ing fate.

Blast it, what WAS I going to write?!

Ah, screw it. POST ONB MY BLOG AN DBE HAPPY CHILDREN

~Mr. McSmurfy

Looks like its POLL DAY

Smurfy — 2004-05-22T04:05:00-05:00

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Schizoid:	Moderate
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Avoidant:	High
Dependent:	Low
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The Plan 2: WUSSIES ROCK, a SUCCESS!

Smurfy — 2004-05-22T07:05:00-05:00

HAHAHAHAHA! Fate! We hath screwed ye over!

Not us!

HA!

You only TRIED to screw us over, but we just DROVE.
HAHAHA!

So Kill Bill 2 was better than Van Helsing, that's no surprise, but turns out, it answered like, the one question no one knew. THAT OLD GUYS WITH BEARDS CAN KICK ASS. and they also pluck eyes.

But, man.

Man.

I don't think much has happened today, besides finally beating fate, and I don't think much else will.

Enjoy the free day, me groovin's.

-Smurfy.

one more, just for good measure.

Smurfy — 2004-05-22T07:05:00-05:00

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a	seven
your best quality is	your sense of humor =)
your worst quality is	youre too nice to people
this is because	you are who you are

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Yeah.

Smurfy — 2004-05-23T04:05:00-05:00

I ate at taco bell. I think that's about it for today. OH AND I WASHED THE SMURFMOBILE. Then it rained. ****ing fate.

I did finally wash that seatbealt buckle that had seemingly been lodged in this greasy spot under the car seat for a few years. possums. But then the windshield wiper broke off. Man, this car hates me.

One last day of normalacy before the end of the world/week/schoolyear/most annoying month ever.

BRACE FOR IMPACT.

Im fire! Hot diggity.

Smurfy — 2004-05-23T04:05:00-05:00

Your element is Fire: Strong, hot tempered,
powerful, and passionate. Well now lets see,
being fire you are quite strong and powerful,
people look up to you greatly and often seek
your protection. You have the ability to gain
many friends and you are always one people can
count on to do what you say you will do. You
are extremely loyal be it friends or family
you'll stick up for them and you are never
willing to put them in a position that could
hurt them. You know what roll you play in life,
leader, and you intend to let people know it.
Not everyone is capable of leadership but you
certainly have the willpower and flare to do
it. You have quite a temper if it shows itself,
one that can often lead you into trouble. Once
your mind is made up there is no changing it
but no one said that was a bad thing.

.:-|What is your true element?|-:. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers-
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Smurfy in 911, yeah dawg, he's back

Smurfy — 2004-05-24T08:05:00-05:00

Some guy just got chopped into 4 pieces, got their head impaled by PBC pipe, and the obnly survivor to the flight 180 crash just blew up. As in, the guy who was dying's emergency battery caught on fire and exploded while the girl walked into the room and her skin melted. so did her body. That was odd. Now whats her face is klling herself in a white van. UDNERWATER.

But no doubt they will get eaten by a massive pirahna fish or mayeb a nuclear sub will explode and make them into superheroes who will be destroyed by a comet.

OR Maybe the fire actaully gave them a powerful SUPERPUNCH attack, which will cause them to explode.

Oh wait no she survived. After she was dead. That's cool.
It always ahppens that way. I miss the exploded girl. Oh well. THEY CHEATED DEATH. See you next time!

Man this movie sucks as abd as the 1st one. WHich is not sucking at all

~Smurfy~

bah dahhhhhhhh DAH.

Smurfy — 2004-05-24T05:05:00-05:00

>D.

Nothing at all happened. nothing.
Unless..NO.

Kat announced sadly that due to problematic problems, she may have to move to California.
This is saddening due to the fact that Kat roxorz.
kat we shall hope it doesn't come that you are able to sing Californication and be serious about it.

Otherwise I thre this Werthers wrapper in melissa's hair 4 times, threw clovers in Natalie's hair 4 times, messed up jordan's hair twice, and on and on the list goes.

It's so aggravating to have to bother people.

Jason apparently died or was stuffed in a locker, he was nowhere to be found.

We're hoping it wasn't chad's ramen. PRONOUNCED RAY-MUN.

Aye.

We took a cool group pic of the "HACKY SACKING GROUP"

Which includes me, carmon, sam (JEW) marion, glen(jamin), some guy named Tim, zach when he doesnt hate us and that upperclass guy no one seems to know the name of.

MORE TO COME WHEN IM NOT YELLING AT KIDS.

ITS A PICTURE OF ME! SMURFY!

Smurfy — 2004-05-24T05:05:00-05:00

OMG WTF STFU MY HEAD!

Smurfy — 2004-05-25T04:05:00-05:00

OMG MY HEAD IS GOING TO DIE!

68 question of pure mortal death.

THATS WHAT THE SCIENCE EXAM IS.

Action mark.

Lawl.

I'm never going to be able to look at science again adn say, "ha, I like science".
NO.
I CANT DO THAT NOW.

Alas.

I am now departing from hence mae howze to my grandma's, to eat her groovy old fashioned southern food. LONG LIVE THE SOUTH. *$^&@*#&#* YANKEES.

So, as the last week of school begins it's final act's, we must say our goodbyes, and our farewells, also our OMG IM GLAD THEY ARE DYING's. Watch out for pigeons.

So, in leaving, I am giving you this quote from the worst movie ever, RETURN TO ZORK.

Will you just go AWAY? I only have ONE milk cow, and she only eats CARROTS. so JUST go AWAY. ::say in irish accent::

Also: >D

-----Smurfy

w00t, w00t, w00t.

Smurfy — 2004-05-25T06:05:00-05:00

As I return, in an effort to move that stupid picture down another notch so this thing resizes again,

I came to the utter realization,

that no matter how many times a day I write on this thing,

No matter how many hours I invest,

I still don't have a blasted thing to say.

Also : XD

I do, however, bleieve that Emoticons are man's best friend. Especially to a man who just ate 6 plates full of rich hearty food, not to leave out banana pudding and hunny butter, not to leave out the fried chicken and biscuits and macaroni and potato salad and green beans...and...and...AND corn on the cob, and slaw! AH! I LOVE SOUTHERN FOOD.

*#&!&!@*! YANKEES.

>D

That's right,

I insulted yankees, and no, NO one is going to marry her, not even the goth guy. SO SHUTUP, HATERZ.

As a last gift to my BELOVED math teacher, I plan on being the biggest pig possible in her last class thursday, for the exam. I am so going to flick her short black midget body off, until her AGONIZINGLY painful AGAONIGly irritating, AGONIZINGLY AGONIZING AGONY. >D

Also One should not read Tv Guide late at night. Those anna nicole ad's sneak up on you. I was sick for hours.

Sigh.
Action marks.

Well, adherring to my startegy of writing absoutely nothing that would make anyone go, AHA! SO THATS WHERE THE HUMIDIFIER WENT!, I'm going to retire for the day now and spam other peoples comment log's.

Have a nice afternoon, and a PLEASENT evening, which is the same thing, but not REALLY . You know how us spazzy kids get. >D

LATER DOG.

Day 2: Exam day over

Smurfy — 2004-05-26T10:05:00-05:00

My last day in room 911....AND ITS NOT WATCHING A MOVIE ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE OR RETARDS!

So the business exam..is over. DAY 2 HAS ENDED. So I'm going to lunch for both periods then leaving. I feel like bothering alot of people, so I probably just will. Enjoy the torment, SUCKERS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posting Later,

Smurfy.

The deed, is done. OR ITS JUST BEGGINING.

Smurfy — 2004-05-27T07:05:00-05:00

>D

Algebra I.

OVER.

English.

OVER!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

*^#@&@ Spybot search and destory.

My exams went well, being that I assumed this was the worst day of my life, but it WUZNAT! LOL!
YAY FOR 14!

>D

Sorry, Needed to do that.

But emily's party sneaks closer. I shall be meeting this new groovy'n some refer to as "Laura". She seems to be groovy..but you NEVER know. Thinks back to that far-out-insane-psycothic girl Will tried to set him up with::

Well, no one can have as big a face as she did,....at least.. I hope not.. oh help me...

ANYWAYZ

Looks like Jason and Mel broke up, and..OMG CHAD AGAIN. ::vomits over ramen::

He overdid the RAMEN . UGH.

DONT CONSIDIER IT CHEATING NOW, TELEVISION MAN!

>D

So, in order to celebrate my victory over the darkside, and algebra, or, whor eally is the same person.

SMURFY IS OUT OF HERE DAWG

hahahaha. I am prone to being EVIL

Smurfy — 2004-05-27T07:05:00-05:00

Demi-Cerberus:
A demi Cerberus is very similar to Cerberus in
appearence but the difference is that a
Demi-Cerberus only has two heads. You are
cruel and inhumane. You lack the food
intentions and sense of being that Cerberus
has. You like to play with peoples emotions
and torture them to the last. You have few
friends because many are scared of you and you
are also prone to violence.

What Mythological Creature Are You (Many Results and Beautiful Pics)
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One more. For good measure

Smurfy — 2004-05-27T07:05:00-05:00

Which Family Guy character are you?

My conversations are bordering pure insanity. Or they sure as heck dont follow any pattern.

Smurfy — 2004-05-27T08:05:00-05:00

Raining SkyFire: 85% (Dixie). Did you have any Confederate ancestors?
Raining SkyFire: YES
citylove2006: lmfao
Raining SkyFire: >D
citylove2006: i got 98% -- Is General Lee your father?
Raining SkyFire: o.o
Raining SkyFire: Serious?
citylove2006: ;]
citylove2006: yeah
Raining SkyFire: OMG I LOVE YOU
citylove2006: no you don't OMG ;[
Raining SkyFire: wutevar.
citylove2006: my boyfriend of two days just dumped me i think ill go slit my wrists & die ;[
citylove2006: .. jk ;]
Raining SkyFire: >D EMO.
citylove2006: XD

Your southern score.

Smurfy — 2004-05-27T08:05:00-05:00

http://www.wrns.com/carlylereplay.shtml

Aye

Smurfy — 2004-05-28T10:05:00-05:00

Does anyone find this journal offensive? it look's like it's offended some people. How has it offended anyone when all it is a clear expression of my thoughts as a journal would be on paper. Yet i have managed to offend some people? I daresay I have not said anything uncalled for, because these are MY thoughts. So if you're reading this, and are somehow offended, I DEEPLY appologize, but isn't getting offended at this like reading a book? Just deal with it. This is bogus...

Word to your mother.

Smurfy — 2004-05-29T11:05:00-05:00

Vanilla Ice, baby.

THIS IS THE SAFEST PLACE TO BE.

If someone ever invites you to watch all 3 of the incredibly b-graded movies, in the line of night of the lviving dead, man, TAKE THE OPPRUTUNITY TO LAUGH AT SOEMONE WHOS LIFE IS WORSE TAHN YOURS.

>D

Nothing better than food lion pizza, sundrop, and a b-grade zombie movie. Again, >D

But,a s of now, In preparation for the partê this afternoon, I'm watching SUPERMAN THE GUY FROM KRYPTON with my cousins who are up from wilmington.

Sad face. :______________________(

Superman from the 1910's, not suprman from the 1980's. And I hate the 80's.

But I think I'm gonna go pop in woody woodpecker now.

ALTERZ

Word

Smurfy — 2004-05-29T11:05:00-05:00

S	Saintly
M	Meek
U	Unnatural
R	Realistic
F	Funny
Y	Young

Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com

Man. What a RUSH

Smurfy — 2004-06-02T05:06:00-05:00

Well. After an absence it's good to see people ahve still been coming everyday. Makes a man proud to be a groovy blogger. BLOGGGGGGGGG.

That word just never gets old, I swear.

Well, let's get started shall we.

SCHOOLS OUT

EXAMS OVER
SMURFY ROXORED THEM

I got a b in algebra.

ME! A B!

IN ALGEBRA!

That is in SANEEEEE

Like people who instead of saying macaroni say "MAC"

Which bugs me for some reason.

Idiot people.

I found this cool magent that said

I HATE EVERYONE!
(picture of a guy in a suit smiling)

I thought it fit me well. I may purchase it at a later date.

But doing that would require me going to the mall.

MALL.

UGH.

MALL.

The mall. The place where humanity ends and possibly evil stores and zombies arise.

Which makes me skip that topic completely to move onto zombie movies.

When one is givien the opprutunity to say, watch zombie movies.

One must accept.

But when one is given the chance to go to say, a party, where, by chance, a fellow by the name of CARL I-SUCK-AT-LIVING-MANNER is attending, you certainly best not attend, for he is, for lack of better words, REALLY FRIGGIN RETARDED.

let's replay this scene in order to make you understand his retardedness.

::fade into cool wavy sequence::

(Smurfy is filming David, who went abso-freakin-lutely insane and began making alot of odd noises and acting out epiosdes of beavis and butthead. No lie)

HAHAHA. LOOK. HAHAHA. HE SAID BUNGHOLE. HAHAHAHA. LOOK.

(Suddenly, Some great pain enters smurfy's leg)

OW! CURSES! CURSE THE WATERS! WHAT HATE HIT SMURFY LEG! OW!

Carl I-Suck-Manner: Dude I don't like people who use video-cameras.

(Kicks smurfy again)

(Smurfy limps off yelling about how gay carl is)

::end wavy echo sequence:::

UGH.
CARL.

And what a lame name

MANNER...

hahaha..

manner...

HAHA.....

Anywho...ah...

This is the safest place to be...or..did I already post on this. I can't remember.

My opprutunity to get a job at the beach may have just diminished due to the fact my relatives are going on vacationt hemselves, preventing any prolonged visits by smurfy himself.

Also, typos suck.

And now, after ranting a weeks worth of unposted blogs (BLOG! HAHAHAHAHA) which turned out to be only two days worht of stuff half of which I had already posted,

Smurfy bids thee,

farewell.

"Therefore young one's love lies not in their heart, but in their eyes"

As usual, I TOOK TESTS AND POLLS

Smurfy — 2004-06-02T06:06:00-05:00

How net savvy are you??

Once upon a time

Smurfy — 2004-06-02T08:06:00-05:00

There was a lad by the name of Tim in a magical land known as ZARGON.

Zargon only had one cow, in allllll the magical land.
And possibly a few McDonalds and maybe even an Arby's.

But we don't care about that cow, because it only ate carrots.
Nor do we care about resturants.

STUPID LOW CARB FOOD.

So, after bill or tim or whoever it was slayed a beast by the name of MUTANT STRING,

He lived in an equally magical town called FLORGON.

Now Florgon had two cows, so we won't worry about them,

But the moral of this lesson is that:

The fewer cows your town has, the more chance you have of surviving a nuclear holocaust.

because see, it's not about COWS, or bob or jimmy, or whatever his name was,

It's about the cold war.

And the cold war is NOT something we should kid about,
Especially in front of an english teahcer or perhaps your uncle who's name might be Zimbo, and might have been from Japan during the time when Japan ruled the fish market.

Around say, 1987.

Man I hated the 80's.

Now uh..What I was saying..was...like..

Cows who eat carrots are bad.

And Low carb sandwiches are just burgers wrapped in lettuce.

Call me crazy,

But I hate those stupid low carb sandwiches.

-The story about the cows, a novel, by: Smurfy.-

Tired, sleepy, and writing in this blog for some reason

Smurfy — 2004-06-04T07:06:00-05:00

Wake up at 10. GO shopping, Buy stuff. Build tables. Get yard sale stuff ready, build more tables. Carry wood. Carry more wood. Carry wood back. Wander around, plant tomatoes, water garden. Sleep. FOR THREE HOURS. AGH.

Wake up at 5:00.

Go to work.
Come home at 4:30.

Do work.

Build another stupid table.
Carry 26 boxes of yard sale stuff up a hill.

Don't cary 4 boxes that had rats and some sort of giant cockroac in them.

Keep ferret from killing herself in a mousetrap.
Try to kill ferret. Stupid cat.

Wander around.

Write in my blog.

Go build another table.

My work,

is done.

But man am I getting buff. Hot diggity.

The Novel of my life, part II

Smurfy — 2004-06-04T07:06:00-05:00

----Chapter two----
The backstory

Now Jim, who had lived on a farm in neptune his whole life, had waited for his turn to be a superhero.

The superhero's lived on mercury, for unknown reasons.
They probably just thought mercury sounded sexy.

Well, Thomas or jimmy, I can't remember, he decided that his superpower would be,

TURNING INTO AN ULTRA POWERFUL SUMO WRESTLER.

Now of course, the evil supervillain aggency, PETA, was fighting against him.

Curse that peta.

Well, Uncle Sam or matthew, whatever, he was anxious to destory peta with some sort of gamma ray/anti matter salad fork.

BUT THERE WAS NO TIME.

There was a nuclear war between space factions 6 & 7, and the planet of PluSat. This was after pluto and saturn collided and the french decided all their women were evil for not shaving their armpits.

Those crazy french.
TO BE CONTINUED

The story of my life, Part III, made with 100% real memory.

Smurfy — 2004-06-06T02:06:00-05:00

Wanderings

Screw tim, this episode is focusing on smurfy.

Take that...jake..or...Kyle..whatever your name is.

My wanderings.
A story of the Smurf.

I wander around aimlessly alot.
As you might will know, this causes starnega nd marvelous things.

Like my discovery that dead things float on my pond, and live ones don't. that's a story for another day. or perhaps just to keep me out of jail.

Anyway.

So, one day, Smurfy wandered
And he wandered.

And I heard an odd sound, one that sounded, to me, like "A dying dog" For whatever reason.

Now I looked up, into the trees from the gulley, and I beheld a very odd sight, which I have not encountered again.

It was a umongous DEATHBIRD

This bird cleared over the tops of the trees in a mere second.

But it floated through trees like a shadow! IT WAS A GIANT DEATHBIRD.

One of a kind I always said.

And then, upon creating enough bravery to enter the woods, the realm of GIANT DEATHBIRD, I simply walked through the dying dog noises and proceeded to the field. Where I sort of walked for 4-19 minutes after drinking a CODE RED MOUNTAIN DEW.

Curse that soda.

Now after this I heard a strange roaring sound, as a cat. Or perhaps a gopher.

BUT IT WAS A FOUR-WHEELER

Those stupid kids

RIDING IN MY FIELD

So smurfy got vicious.

I walked to edge of the woods and STARED at them.

They srot of started riding towards me so I searched out shelter in the wilderness.

Kind of like that time when kyle psuhed me through a window and I ran to the math building.

THAT TO IS ANOTHER STORY.
(And sam's version sucks)

So, they stop, and look into the woods, but Im in a tree. and then they ride off nto the sunset. AND I CHEERED

Then they came back with another four-wheeler, so I sort of just left.

Stupid kids.

So the moral of TODAYS story is:

When faced with GIANT DEATHBIRDS and stupid kids, ne should challenge the deathbirds, and just stare at kids. Because they suck. AND GIANT DEATHBIRDS ROXOR.

The end of part III

Smurfy.

Screw you bill. Or Robert. Whatever your name is.

I forgot EVERYTHING I might have written.

Smurfy — 2004-06-06T02:06:00-05:00

Mindsay was downa gain yesterday.

I grow bothered by their lack of good serverness

AND CURSE MY TYPOS.

I'm wearing overalls and a pocket watch for some reason.

But it's sexy.

I have 7 days left, and I shall be posting sparingly for 3 weeks.

VACATION TIIIIIIIME
But I'm doing one of thsoe annoying countdowns like everyone does.

Stupid countdowns.

I thought of alot of stuff to write, but I just forgot it all I think.

Beware, this fall,

SMURFY IS GOING TO CAST SOME HOTT NEW MOVIES, STRAIGHT FROM PHOENIX SHADOW PRODUCTIONS!

~.o

get ready. these WONT suck.

So yesterday, Im having like.
This yardsale.

And you know

After I carred 147 boxes up a hill and unpakced them all.
I friggin made 14 dollars.

Stupid yard sales.

At least it bought me a milkshake.

Last time I made 68 dollars selling old pokemon cards. Alas, it's not a fad anymore. So I have 300 pieces of nothing sitting in my closet in a box.

Stupid fad's.

STUPID YARDSALE

STUPID BOXES

UGH.

Although, next monday, I may be watching CHILDREN OF TH NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.

Sounds groovy.
AND HIP.

Also cat's who are named ferret do not make good feet cushions as you recieve third degree...uh...bites or something.

-.-,,,...

Anyway.

I'm pretty sure Im done rambling for now.

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.

-Smurfy.

Three updates for the price of SEVEN

Smurfy — 2004-06-06T03:06:00-05:00

Poseidon

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Okay, so you get FOUR updates for the price of a case of salmon

Smurfy — 2004-06-06T03:06:00-05:00

Last one, I swear

Smurfy — 2004-06-06T03:06:00-05:00

What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
Name
Birthdate
You killed
With a
On	February 14, 2022

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

OH THANK GOD.

YES.

I KILLLLLED HER..I KILLLLLED HER....

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DIE MEAN GIRLS DIE

Continuing the saga of Tim. part IV

Smurfy — 2004-06-07T02:06:00-05:00

JIM
the incredible saga
PART IV
(That's four in romanish)
>D

When we last left our hero, he was getting ready to enter the time/space portal on PluSat. Because I like words like that.

Now John was a vicious hero. He often ate sandwiches with nothing but mayonaise on them. Jimmy or Tim, I think his name is, would often Swim along the POOL OF ACID On jupiter.

The pool of aicd was just a fancy name they gave a pool of acid. Those crazy jupiterians.

Well, Tim decided he was going to enter a beauty contest in order to win a BLUE CROCODILE diamond. The Blue croc had magical properites. It allowed people to sing karaoke without embarassing his entire planet.

And he needed to do that in order to win the karaoke cotnest to prevent the krypton people from blowing up his planet. or maybe it was so he could destroy a local wal-mart.

No one really cares about wal-mart on Jupiter or Uranus (HAHAHAHAHA) anyway.

Does anyone on saturn care about wal-mart or nuclear subs?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN THE INTERGALACTIC SPACE COW ROUNDUP

Next time, in the huge and spacecd out adventures of PECOS JIMBO...or...TIM..®

Until then

Later, Space beauty contest guy.

Entry 51

Smurfy — 2004-06-07T03:06:00-05:00

It's like area 51 only LEGAL

How insane is that.
make sure to check back 6-17 times a day for more updates.

Mkay then

LETS START
-----------------

Smurfy woke up.
The clock of timing displayed to smurfy that it was 1 pm.
Being it wasn't 12, I was aggravated that I could have slept an extra 60 minutes.
How Screwy is that.

So I sneak into the so-called "Kitchen" and eat a wonderful meal

A meal of peanut butter crunch

Go Cap'n, Go.

Then I hopped into my Smurfmobile (A car, actually)
And wooshed it up to Grandmas house where she fed me again.

How awesome is that.

Thena fter moving a lawnmower around in certain odd patterns ancient civilaizations developed, I was able to mow the "grass"

Then I bid everyone farewell and jumped into the smurfmobil, lsitening to Learn to Fly by whatstheirface.

Once I returned home, I fed the dachsund, got the mail, moved the mower, Moved my feet, put a new license plate on the smurfmobile (GRVYSMURFY)
>D. personalized for extra hottness.

I'm now here, contemplating the word "Blog"

What the heck is up with that word, "Blog"

it's like, hey, BLOG, what are you? A pronoun? A messed up adjective? What?

And then BLOG is like: OMG WUT U R LYK sOoOoO TARDED lol.okay.so.today nuthin happing.o well lol.lol.lol.

The you sort of vomit, and click off of "Blog" In order to access "FREE VIAGRA FOR WOMEN" Links. I hate pop-up ad's.

Anyway.

Catch you on the other side of the blog (WHAT IS IT?) chill'uns.

Later.

~Smurfy

HAHAHAHA! AOL IS DEAD

Smurfy — 2004-06-08T06:06:00-05:00

HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I killed aol!

Wait, who killed satan's spawn?
Smurfy did!

Hot diggity.

Well see,

first off AOL is actually spelled,

AOHELL

They just like to trick you.
And their slogan is

WE HATE YOU
SERIOSULY™

They even have the "TRADEMARK" icon there.

Good heavens, It's GONE.

Okay, thats enough, let's move on.

There will be no SmurfoStory today due to lack of imagination, sorry for the inconcvebekivinevebenevece.

it's this rain, it always gets me like that.

Blasted rain.

I did get a new email address for anyone intrested in EMAILING smurfy

Smurfy@Triad.rr.com

Spam me, and thou shalt be dead.

My spaghetii-o's are cooking now. As you can tell by my more then regular pointless rambling theres not much happening.

besides typo's.

or typographical error, sorry.

Well, I woke up about 11 today, and noticed something odd.
Something very very very not good, odd.

As I was in my tired stupor, I seemingly forgot to shut my room door all the way.

There was a ferret in my room.

And not a normal ferret

My CAT ferret.

This..horribly vicious...FURBALL OF DOOM.

See previous entries for more on this evil THING.

Well,

She did manage to ruin these items:

My sheet, as it had an odd looking SLASH in it.

My carpet had several fresh tons of ferret fur on it.

A magazine in my floor is now beyond unrecognizable, and oh dear, my pasta is on fire.

Have a good afternoon, Im going to put out the kitchen.

Smurfy, the guy who killed AOL.

>D

LATER.

One quiz, for the lovely.

Smurfy — 2004-06-08T07:06:00-05:00

Take the quiz: "What instrument are you?"

Bass
You are a Bass. My kind of person. You hold things in place because that is your job you are the most important member of the band. People do not give you enough credit they should but they don't.

Today is the beggining of the middle aprt of the beggining of the 2nd chapter!

Smurfy — 2004-06-09T02:06:00-05:00

Don't ask. Anyway.

Today has been relatively normal, speaking for my life which isn't much in the way of normalacy to begin with.

Late last night I began writing down idea's for future movies/plots/random quips that might be groovy

-Mr. Derby and the beauty contest
-Mr. Derby strikes back with a ninja sword
-Mr. Derby and the pizza commerical
-Rocketman's adventures with low-carb food
-170 ways to kill people on low carb diets
-The nursing home of DOOM
-The Smurfinator

Out of those pockets of insanity, I do believe I might have 2 or 3 good idea's. By good I mean slightly tolerable.

Of course I still have to make my PHONEX SHADOW Logo.

Stupid art skills.

But as I prepare to make my ROCKETMAN: THE ULTIMATE EDITION Movie, I often become so excited by my thoguths I can't remember to write them down.

I always know when I have a good idea, because I start talking to myself alot. I'm kind of an odd person, you realize.

But the days are counting down to my departure for somewhere beyond these walls.

Next Sunday, you can kiss you're sanity hello, as You won't have much in the way of "Blog's" to make you lose it. My blogs anyway.

Which brings me to point number..uh...7 or 12.

What in the heck is BLOG.

Total Knowledge:

Blog.
Web Log

A diary or journal of personal information, and or catalogue of data collected for use outside of your own mind.

A clear outpost for the declaration of ones one knowledge, whch is a relief in these days of petty lawsuits and politcal correctness.

Now if anyone thinsk I didn't write that, raise your hand and poke yourself in the eye.

Just because I SOUND retarded, doesn't mean I THINK ...uh..What was I saying again?

Anyway.

All that blathering is supposed to help me figure out what a BLOG is. Is it some kind of messed up noun? Or perhaps it's an adverb of some kind.

ONLY ~~THE DICTIONARY~~ TIME WILL TELL

So until possibly later today,

This has been a presentation of

SMURFY™

hahaha...trademark!®

hahaha..copyright...(I forgot the code for REGISTERED, I appologize, jeez, just deal with it.)

When for the good of a human, one must RECIEVE EXCALIBUR.

Smurfy — 2004-06-10T06:06:00-05:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA,.....

Ah.

Oh, sorry.

Why am I even updating today. I have no idea.

Children of the living dead has arrived at the Jason Sir's house.

Other than that.

Feast on this desert of lame words.

because I can't think of anything to write.
So I will leave you with this..strange..riddle..

What's almost blank and says later at the end?

-Later

Rolling along, like a cheese wheel.

Smurfy — 2004-06-11T01:06:00-05:00

Woosh.

The smurfy is here.

So I was driving around earlier, in the almighty smurfmobile, and by chance, I seemed to pass 5 possums, 1 groundhog, and what resemebled some sort of bird.

Kind of odd?
No.
No, seriously, no.

But does anyone know what the legal driving speed is for driving behind idiots?

5!

FIVE!

FIVE????

Idiots.
IT'S OBVIOUSLY 15.

But tonight, I will dine on chicken and dumplings.

>D

Fear the southern fried dumplings and gravy you foolish YANKEES

Yes, I said YANKEES

So sue me, YANKEES

Yankees.

That's enough, thankyou.

Okay, Well,

I have but a few days left before my marvelous trip to away from here.

Bask in the glory of my suntan.

That's right.

IM TAN.

TAN.

Not "Peach"

Or "TANGERINE"

or even "BRICK RED"

But "Tan"

You know that color you made all the white people with when you were little.

The one that made them all look like thye were dead.

"tan"

What an odd word tan is, you know?

I'm making an odd word list.

1. BLOG
2. Tan
3. That other one I cant remember

But enough's enough, I'm out of here suckahs.

Catch you on the dark side of the moon.

BUT FIRST,

hmm..

Should I write an angsty poem?

Mmmm...

yeah.

Softly, gently,
I hear you calling
So far away,
But so close to my heart...
You've always been there,
yet so far away.
I can hold you as close,
as I ever could hope,
but still, I will know,
You're soul is away.
I could dream and I could wish
And I have, I have wished
That you could be here,
instead of so far away.

Not my best, but I wanted to write something.
Hope it doesn't sound to emo.
But see,

not emo.
ANGST.

It's totally different.

Later,
Smurfy.

My theories on wal-mart from a post. FEAR WALMART

Smurfy — 2004-06-11T02:06:00-05:00

Red. (haha meghan!)
Well, me and my mom are about to go to Wal-mart. Thats a great store. Everything is cheap! Just as it should be. :-) I have no idea what I want to do today though. After I get home that is. I have a weird feeling that this is going to be an univentful day. Ah well, time goes on...Ryans poem that he wrote was very heart wrenching. Especially since it was about my sister. I don't even know if they talk about the situation. I don't even know if they're still friends. but i guess its really none of my business. I think I'm about to get my "pay check". haha. See ya kids.

-Ames

Mood: hum dum
Song: 100 years - Five for Fighting

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Wally-World
rockerannah AIM: xBrOkzTiDaLwAvEx
2004-06-06 21:56 (link)
Dude, I just went to Wal Mart today too. I agree, I love their cheap prices. I don't see what all these rich kids' deal is with Wal Mart, they think it's bad or something but you can get good name brand stuff there, great makeup music and more for cheaper prices. If I can get a cute purse there for $20 bucks why would I go to Abercrombie or American Eage to buy one that looks almost exactly the same for $50 bucks? I love Wal Mart, it's great for the American society.
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Re: Wally-World
smurfy AIM: RainingSkyfire
2004-06-11 14:12 (link)
Oh, smurfy aint no rich kid, I defientlly aint no rich kid

BUT WALMART IS GONNA CAUSE THE WORLD TO CRASH INTO A BLACK HOLE.

here's me thesis on the subject.

A( Wal-mart charges low prices but stocks 56 quntillion brands of itmes into 3 feet of space

B( Black holes are quintillions of miles away

C( WALMART IS EVIL

D( Some guy invents a new form of fuel in the year 2034 that allows us to burn walmart items and generate power

E( Evil scientist most liekly named Dr Freakenstein uses this power to move earth towards a black hole

F( A musical note, F.

M( Something happened between e and m

X( Earth moves towards black hole at great rate

Y( Bill clinton and OJ finally plead gulity to having a "Sexy relationship" with each other

Z( Earth goes into a black hole and walmart is to balme as we rot in dimension F

See? Walmart is going to kill us all.

AND I KNEW IT.
GIVE ME MONEY VIA PAYPAL NOW.

Hot diggity...This movie so rocked...8 years ago..

Smurfy — 2004-06-11T07:06:00-05:00

Power Rangers Movie!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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because I feel like adding more of my angsty poems:

Smurfy — 2004-06-12T01:06:00-05:00

I couldn't sing enough to prove to my heart,
That the only thing worth seeing
is your beautiful face
You're beautiful face...
So my heart will sing the song for me
The song I have never uttered.
The song that exists only because of you,
My beautiful one.

Feel free to critcize my angsty poems, for they are angsty and deserve criticism

So, Walmart is evil, right?

Smurfy — 2004-06-12T12:06:00-05:00

Almost right. Wal-mart's rulers are pure evil, but wal-mart itself is a good thing.

IN LIMITATION

These things grow faster than a basket full of rabbits.
And those things multiply pretty fast man.

But let me tell you, this walmart stuff,

It's a bad deal.
It all started back in 1831, when a man by the name of WALLIFORD JONES Decided to open a general store south of main street.

Well walliford jones was rich as a dead pine beatle 'cause he owned half oh nevada. The other half belonged to the US. the other 1/8 belonged to Tim, the guy from all my stories. (Tim will return in a few weeks with an actual sense making story) (haha)

So WALLIFORD JONES, he always liked to have his name in caps, just kept adding on to his general store south of main street, until it was south west AND east of town.

IT misplaced 12 CITY LIVERS!
And they all had to watch (A PIC OF THE RIIIIIIINNNGGGGG! OH NO! DONT LOOK!

And they only had 30 people in the town of Barthololog anyway. It was a german town. In the US. probably located somewhere near a mcDonalads now.

Well after they grew so huge, everyone just stsrated living in campers outside WALLLIFORDMART
That's the beggining of the trailer people's obsession with WALLIFORDMART

Because of the campers.

Because,
The camper guys
They needed camping supplies every day to survive
They were the people WALLIFORD JONES relocated 'cause he hated humanity and wanted ti to SUFFFEEERRR

Now Walliford Jones, (He wanted a regular name now) one day, decided to go for a stroll

Some guys came to jump him, but he pulled out a

WALLIFORDMART .10000000 REVOLVER

And shot the poor people in the head.
Oh this did not kill the man
It was a WALLIFORDMART gun
It was torture, it might their faces become deformed, but it caused NO HARM!

Walliford Jones saw how he was the only one who would hire these guys, being how ...ugh..they were ugly man.

So this was WALLIFORDMARTS beggining to "Help people"

AFTER THEY SCREWED THEM UP TO BEGIN WITH

Fast forward 100 or so years
it's 1998

WALLY JONES is now in control of the "EVIL EMPIRE OF WALMART"

And he did grow

He grew till he couldn't see a street in america without WALMART on it

Then, in 2031, when there were walmarts withing every 5 miles,

They unleashed it.

THEY UNLEASED THE

FACEMUTILATORRAY.100000000

WALMART DESTROYED OUR FACES

Because of this, we were froced to work in WALMART
Under WALLIFORD JONES XIII.

Now after the next generation had come and gone, there were normal faced people again, and they planned a revlution for humnity against the evil that is wallifordmart.

THEY DECIDED TO MAKE STUFF INSTEAD OF BUY IT!

(Hear gasps from readers all over the world)

So to do this, they moved to the one place wal-mart never went.

AUSTRALIA...

Seriously how come these guys never do anything at all.
It's insane.

Anywho, after we relocated to australia, we could sense danger rising.

The humans left watched in horror as the WALMART ZOMBIE FACE ARMY conquered every single countr except australia.

A few faceless ones found there way to austraia, but not much could be done to save any others.
We had to save our stregnth to fight walliford the XIII (HE liked small letters now)

So he began the invasion.
"CHARGE"
Walliford issued the command
"DEBIT YOU BLOODY FOOL, DEBIT" Cried one of WAllIfOrD's (he liked this now) enemies.

Thenm out of the blue, in amidst the battle,

An evil being called THEATKINSLOWCARBDIET appeared!
HE SLAUGHTERED THEM ALL WITH CONTINUAL AD'S FOR THEIR ENTIRE LIVES, HE SLUGHTERED THEM WITH POINTLESS STATISTICS, HE SLGUHTERED THEM WIH PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGES AND HIRED ACTORS!

He slaughtered them all in the name of LOW CARBS.

The moral of the story is: I FRIGGIN HATE LOW CARB DIETERS

The beggining is only ending.

Smurfy — 2004-06-13T04:06:00-05:00

As this is my last update until possibly July 5th or so,

I wish you all a merry month of June.

Leave me lots of pointless comments here, so I can keep up with say..blondy and skittles and that other guy and myname here and all the people I actually know in person.

Stay safe, and sue wal-mart friends.

Until later,

Your spaztic friend,
Smurfy.

A cliffhangar to keep you dorks happy

Smurfy — 2004-06-13T11:06:00-05:00

"Hat time!" The stupid child announced loudly
The child placed a large braves cap on it's tiny easy to pucnh face.

"FACE TIME" Announced the retarded grown man.
He did hit the kid right in the face too.

"Ow! My nose! Ow! my eyebrows are swelling! EYEBROW TIME! hahaha" The kid said.
"Since your such a mean old man I'm going to run away from home"

The young stupid child witht he bald head ran towards the frozen lake in the middle of summer.

"How is that lake frozen in the summer OH MY! THERE IS A LIZARD!" Announced the retarded middle aged man loudly.

"OH NO!" Yelled the child"
"I HAVE FALLEN INTO THE FROZEN LAKE IN THE SUMMER AND I AM DROWNING! ITS WATER TIME!"

"LOOK AT THIS LIZARD AND IT'S EYES OH MY! THERE IS A CRY OF ~~HELP~~ THE BUZZARD!

SUDDENLY

"Who's there?! 'OMG'! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! IT'S TIME FOR ME TO-----------"

To be continued.

IN THREE WEEKS SUCKERS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HA!

See if you can finish the story for smurfy.
FINISH THE STORY IN TH MESSAGE BOARD THINGY! THE CHOMPIN ZOMBY!

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So far the smurfodolalrs rankings are:

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See you in three week's, foolios.

I best have some story enders too.

-Your best blogging friend in the whole of MindSay,
Smurfy.

3 weeks..oh..man..I'm gonna miss ranting...

Breathe

Smurfy — 2004-07-05T06:07:00-05:00

I'm Back.

And so , The merriment begins

Smurfy — 2004-07-07T02:07:00-05:00

I will soon have updates on the Magical Smurfy Vacation period. AFTER I CHUG THIS FLAT AND HORRIBLE TASTING SODA!

Okay.

Now, I don't feel like talking about my 3.5 week vacation right now, so you're all just going to have to grin and bear the excitement of my...uh..whatever...

Anyway.

It's summer so naturally I have nothing to talk about, but who cares, when do I EVER have anything to talk about.

I did complete these film projects:

Mr. Derby In: Commercial CRRRRRAZINESS
PuPuEEZ: Dietary Suplement
ROCKETMAN: The Ultimate Edition (With a sick soundtrack, ladies)

Not only that, But I made a SUPER TAPE,

45 FREAKIN' Minutes of Smurfy MADNESS.
And it's YOURS for only 79.99 plus tax! plus shipping! Plus insurance! Plus medicare benefits!

needless to say I often thought; MAN I SHOULD BLLLLLOG THIS. OH WAIT I AM ON VACATION CURRRRRSES.

I alays think in caps, my friends. Because on the inside, I really am a n00b at heart.

Stupid n00bs.

But man.

I filmed the opening credits sequence of rocketman, and it was so good and seamless that I freakin cried.

Good heavens is it magical or what.

ALso def leopard roxorz.

Anywho.

This is my blog, in which I am well pleased.

Please, go be a chompin' zombie, and reply to your hearts content.

ADIOS FELLOW CITIZENS OF MINDSAY AND HOTT UPPERCLASS CHICKS

(more on that later, tee hee)

Also,

Smurfy — 2004-07-07T03:07:00-05:00

raggamuffin wins the 5 smurfodollars. the rest of you suck at randomness. Jeez.

Dude, I hate spam.

Smurfy — 2004-07-07T03:07:00-05:00

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn

Your name:

Weapon of Choice:

A broomstick

Your Favorite Target:

Pornstars

Your Kill Count:

224,979,226

Your Battle Cry:

"Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!"

Years You Spend in Jail:

How Much Money In Damages You Cause:

$209,258,627,001,075

Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 43%

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

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Smurfy — 2004-07-07T03:07:00-05:00

My Update old entries button hasnt worked for a long time.

anyway.

You are Spearmint.
You are quick-witted and sharp. You pay close
attention to details and you can tell what your
friends are feeling. You are always the first
to understand a joke and you are valued for
your insight and advice. However, you
sometimes isolate yourself from other people,
afraid to share your own feelings.
Most Compatible With: Cinnamon

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CURSES! CAPS AGAIN!

Smurfy — 2004-07-08T01:07:00-05:00

Aye.

It's time for a good ol' fashioned rant, rave, and full out offensive manuver, people of mindsay.

And Bill Clinton.

Anywho.

It's some to my attention that for some reason I'm hangin' out with a bunch of whiny yankee democrats who happen to be liberals which is the same thing.
XD
BURN MY DEMOCRATIC FREINDS, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

Man.

Okay, thats out of the way now.
If you guys get fat I'm killing all of you.

But I'm here today to address something for more random than politics.

E-mail.

Remember along time ago, if you are an old net-savvy senior like me, around the time of 1998.

There was hardly any such thing as "Spam"
Remember, how you would get 6 or 7 emails a day from people?
Yeah.

That doesn't happen anymore
Take this letter, from some idiot named MAYNARD...hahahahahahahahahaha

maynard...
gah.
anyway

..."Here is the trend: Lately, when emailing my groups for my political party, church, and service club, I have noticed slower, and much much fewer responses. Why is this? People tell me they are tired of opening their email, whether it be AOL, outlook, yahoo, whatever they use, and findind spam, viruses, and worms. Not to mention alarming messages like security breaches firewalls..etc..

How long would you keep your newspaper subscription if every morning it was wrapped in 2 or 3 pounds of garbage and ad's? I guess it will be back to telephone before long..."
Maynard (HAHAHAHAHAHA) Gross, Homer, Alaska.

hmm..So, like some chat rooms on the ol' AOHELL format, will email become some underground fringe of society thing?

Will it just simply fade into the past, with newer mediums coming into play?

Will people some day consider email the forerunner of modern communication, like landlines and cell phones today?

Also, when was the last time you just sat down and wrote am email? just randomly sat there and typed someone an email.

For me, it's been a long long long time.
I used to have email penpals from alll over the world, but now, it seems simpler to IM everyone.

Why email?

Time shall reveal it's secrets, I suppose.

Later rant-readers.

-Smurfy

"They set us up the bomb!!!!!"

Smurfy — 2004-07-09T10:07:00-05:00

All your base are belong to us

AYE.

Watch out for KATS. Not Kat. KATS. He onyl has half a face.

Anywho.

I'm displaying RocketMan: THE ULTIMATE EDITION at jasons today, along with Mr. Derby 2.

God bless that Mr. Derby, I tell you what.

Man, I have nothing to say.

I'm leaving tommorow morning at seven for DOLLLLYWOOOD HYUK HYUK.

So I'll be gone all weekend. Don't worry, it's just 72 hours of non-smurfical sadness....::cough::

yeah.

So anyway, I'll eb riding that dolly parton coaster with the two really big hills (TEE HEE HEE) for awhile. I'll come back an dupdate about all these crazy vacation antics.

Inculding the case of the missing bacon. Seriously.
ITS CALLED THAT.

I IMed Blondy, that chick who said she was leaving, etc. and she was all.

"Lol yeah"

Then she sort of went away or blocked me or something. But ah..LOL YEAH MAN.

Lawl. That's how you say that.
So after my public service announcement of email yesterday, I realized that made way to much sense, and am offering..uh...Blast it, I forgot what I was gonna write...well...

But check out that hit counter man. 540 hits! How insane is that.

(I'm just jabbering today, nothing ACTUALLY is going to get written.

So you could stop now.

Or...noooooow.

I might have some pictures to psot before long, but, I suppose, until then....

Have a way wiggy/groovy weekend, don't eat to many lucky charms, take out the trash, and walk you're dogs/or ferrets.

Those crazy ferrets.

Also I'm wondering why I've gone to 5 blogs and found mention of ICP 5 times.

Insane Clown Posse is a tool of retardation man.

AND JUGGALOE IS THE MOST ANNOYING WORD EVER .

Also their fans are more retarded than AIMGIRLS

Check out http://www.somethingawful.com for more.

LATER SUCKA'S.

Blue! you are artistic, and very creative, but
sometimes too mellow for your friends! cheer up
and go WILD!

What color crayon are you??
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"The horrors of Wal-Mart Vol. I" A new novel by Smurfy J. Foxx

Smurfy — 2004-07-12T08:07:00-05:00

The horrors of Wal-Mart Volume I

Take a look around. You are no longer within the strands of normality.

You are now in Wal-Mart.
That's right, fools, Wal-Mart.

Not for the faint of heart, this "Super-Store", or as some call it, "Stupid-Store", is the center of power for all people to retarded to go find somewhere else to quote unquote "CHILL".

During my recent encoutners with wal-mart I have logged these certain types of people:

Home-Boy: A person who has gotten parole to visit wal-mart. Likes to terrorize the bicycle and car sections. Watch out for their liberty spikes! Woah! That was close!

Angry Mexican: Angry mexican's who stare at pricetags, then you, then at pricetags again. Watch out amigo!

Bored black girls: They just sort of group into masses and walk paths around the stores. Mostly safe, but watch out for their ponytails!

102 Jamz drones: The most annoying, obnoxious and retarded of all Wal-Mart clans, save the rednecks (TEE HEE). They frequent only ONE isle. THE RADIO ISLE .
They will not attempt any communications whatsoever with anyone whatsoever, save their "god" which is the DJ on 102 JAM"Z". These guys just make smurfy angry.

Rednecks!: The most entertaining of all! Watch as they persue their ambitions of buying 13-packs of beer! That's right! Thirteen! the 12 pack and the one they hide in their mullets on the way out! Haha, smurfy you dog. WATCH OUT FOR THEM THERE CHEVYS! THEY WILL GIT YOOO!

Out-Of-Place-White-Guys: Me. They sort of look around and walk to many places seeking isolation from the masses of 102 JAMZ Drones. Gah. Poor OOPWG's.

Trailer-Chicks: Girls from seemingly RedNECK family's. Often wear little to nothing and like to shop the candy aisles looking for mullet children.

Mullet Children: Kids from RedNeck families. They are startlingly scary. Oftnen their mullets will exceed the patriarch's, or even the She-Mullets. FEAR THE SHE MULLETS.

TO BE CONTINUUUUUUUED

Also I will be under a lawsuit if this is not placed:
Erin turned Fifteen. GASP. There. NOW STOP SPAMMING MY EMAIL ACCOUNT SUCKER.

Also.

Smurfy — 2004-07-12T08:07:00-05:00

Tonight at 9, VH1, I FREAKIN LOVE THE 90's!

Hahaha! this is awesome!

I REMEMBER the 90s!! So this show will make SENSE.

Stupid 80's.

Dollywood; not for those with bad backs

Smurfy — 2004-07-13T11:07:00-05:00

Man you gotta see my pictures of the roller coasters, upon which my ace made a funny looking scream. Never seen so many blood veins in one picture before.

Gotta which them thar wood coasters ya'll.

Also I love the 90's roxorz.

So, I arrive at my hotel, in pigeon forge. best westeren or something.

We have a party of 5 today, as my Grandma went with us.
They have beds for four, suckers.

Guess who got to sleep on the...or..well..should I say, GUESS WHO GOT TO LAY ON THE FLOOR AND PRETEND TO SLEEP!

That's right man,

SMURFFFFFFY

Aw, poor smurf.

Other than the usual family complaints we all seem to experience, I don't have much to say as not much happened.

Hmmm...

I did discover IHOP is pretty groovy.

Any resturant that hops is way wigged out n' stuff.

Still no party at Lee's.

I HAVE GOT TO GO TO A PARTY SOON OR I AM GOING TO DIE/SCREAM

gah.

I havent flirted with anyone in like a month.

It's getting old man.

So is this blog entry, let me tell you.

Coming soon: THE HORRORS OF WALMART VOL. II!

This time, it's on pay per VIEW.

Your element is Fire: Strong, hot tempered,
powerful, and passionate. Well now lets see,
being fire you are quite strong and powerful,
people look up to you greatly and often seek
your protection. You have the ability to gain
many friends and you are always one people can
count on to do what you say you will do. You
are extremely loyal be it friends or family
you'll stick up for them and you are never
willing to put them in a position that could
hurt them. You know what roll you play in life,
leader, and you intend to let people know it.
Not everyone is capable of leadership but you
certainly have the willpower and flare to do
it. You have quite a temper if it shows itself,
one that can often lead you into trouble. Once
your mind is made up there is no changing it
but no one said that was a bad thing.

.:-|What is your true element?|-:. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers-
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I did that one before, but TOO BAD.

Time for my first boring generic survey

Smurfy — 2004-07-13T12:07:00-05:00

ABOUT YOU
Your full name::	Smurfy J. Foxx
Age::	16
Height::	5'5"
Natural hair colour::	Brown/blonde/black/red combo.
Eye colour::	Dark dark blue
Number of siblings::	1
Glasses/contacts?::	Both! HAHAHAHA.
Piercings::	None at all
Tattoos::	None
Braces?::	Nope!
FAVOURITE
Colour::	Blue
Band::	Smash Mouth
Song::	Float On!!!
Stuffed animal::	They bez all in the basement with all the other things from my long past childhood
Video game::	Right now...out of my old ones, Time splitters 2
TV show::	Late Night with Conan O'Brien, or the No-Spin Zone on fox news.
Movie::	Office Space
Book::	Hmmmm....The Wanderer.
Food::	Spaghetii
Game on a cell phone::	My cell phone games suck.
CD cover::	I burn everything. >D
Flower::	Im allergic. ::nose runs::
Scent::	...No idea..
Animal::	Phoenix
Comic book::	Sonic The Hedgehog
Cereal::	Lucky Charms!
Website::	http://www.expage.com/smurfpedia
Cartoon::	eh..Not cartoon...ANIME..fool...Trigun.
DO YOU
Play an instrument?::	No sir.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?::	NOOOO way
Like to sing?::	Yes
Have a job?::	Going to
Have a cell phone?::	Yesh
Like to play sports?::	GAG
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?::	hahahahahahahahaha...HA...no.
Have a crush on someone?::	Plenty
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?::	Confusing question aint it
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?::	Yes
Have any special talents/skills?::	Hmmm...I can act like theres no tomorow, and I can edit movies to death
Excercise daily?::	Yes
Like school?::	YES
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?::	No
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?::	O.o some people can't?
Speak any other languages?::	No
Go a day without food?::	Im dead not eating since last night fool.
Stay up for more than 24 hours?::	Yes
Read music, not just tabs?::	Not at allll
Roll your tongue?::	Yesh
Eat a whole pizza?::	Very much so, and have plenty of times
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?::	No
Cried to get out of trouble?::	No sir/ma'am!
Gotten lost in your city?::	My city is like..un..get lostable
Seen a shooting star?::	Yes!
Been to any other countries besides the united states?::	Yes!
Had a serious surgery?::	Yes sir!
Stolen something important to someone else?::	mmhm
Solved a rubiks cube?::	hahahaha, no, stfu.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?::	Yesh
Cried over a girl?::	Not a'tall
Cried over a boy?::	>D No sir.
Kissed a random stranger?::	Nope
Hugged a random stranger?::	Nopppe
Been in a fist fight?::	Yes, ohhh yes.
Been arrested?::	Not in this life
Done drugs?::	Shertinly nawt.
Had alcohol?::	nope
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?::	Laughed and had dr. pepper come out my nose.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?::	mmhm
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?::	No
Swore at your parents?::	Not out loud..anyway..>_>...
Been to warped tour?::	Nope
Kicked a guy where it hurts?::	Nu-uh
Been in love?::	Not at all
Been close to love?::	Wished
Been to a casino?::	No
Ran over an animal and killed it?::	almsot hit a groundhog yesterday
Broken a bone?::	no
Gotten stitches?::	No
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?::	O.o..NO
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?::	noooo
Made homemade muffins?::	u.u... stupid questions
Bitten someone?::	w....t....f.
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?::	Yes
More than 5 times?::	No, twice.
Been to niagra falls?::	I'm going next year
Burped in someones face?::	Duh
Gotten the chicken pox?::	Yes, thankfully,
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth::	yesterday morning
Went to the bathroom::	o.o dude.
Saw a movie in theaters::	3 weeks ago
Read a book::	last week
Had a snow day::	a while back, like, february
Had a party::	my parties nottoriously suck.
Had a slumber party::	o.o no.
Made fun of someone::	>D I'm way evil, I make fun of everyone. so like, yesterday
Tripped in front of someone::	at school, sometime back
Went to the grocery store::	yesterday
Got sick::	wow...uh...november?
Cursed::	like...7 or 8 days ago.
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables::	Grapes
Black/white::	>D Racist. RACIST! YAY! Black, like byron.
Lights on/lights off::	lights DIMMED. HAHAHAHAHA.
TV/movie::	Movie.
Car/truck::	Car
Body spray/lotion::	Neither. Eugh. For you yankee's, not a southerner!! HAHAHAHA.,...how retarded,,,
Cash/check::	Moneh
Pillows/blankets::	....u.u
Headache/stomach ache::	I'm so not into s & m.
Paint/charcoal::	Paint?
Chinese food/mexican food::	Ch-ch-ch-ch-chinese
Summer/winter::	Summah
Snow/rain::	Raaaain
Fog/misty::	O.o..lame questions man. mist.
Rock/rap::	ROCK.
Meat/vegetarian::	Vegetarians are stupid. GIMME MEAT.
Boy/girl::	now this is perplexing. Is it asking what we are..or..hmmm...GIRL.
Chocolate/vanilla::	Chocolate
Sprinkles/icing::	Icin'
Cake/pie::	Pie.
French toast/french fries::	Toasssst
Strawberries/blueberries::	StEEERAWBERRIES
Ocean/swimming pool::	Pool
Hugs/kisses::	o.o...depends on the person
Cookies/muffins::	Cookeh.
p33n/bewbz::	*&@^&@ 1337'5!!!!!!!!!
Wallet/pocket::	As mr. derby says, POCKEEET
Window/door::	O.O door. @_@.
Emo/goth::	I despise them both but seemingly don't. I'm complex.
Pink/purple::	die.
Cat/dog::	Dawg man, dawgs. I got a cat named ferret and..a...you've all heard it...
Long sleeve/short sleeve::	short sleeves.
Pants/shorts::	Pants.
Winter break/spring break::	Spring.
Spring/autumn::	Autumnnnmnmnmn
Clouds/clear sky::	Clouds! Woosh!
Moon/mars::	u.u<^> moon.
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?::	A freakin ton of em.
What are their names?::	Hahahaha..seriously?
Do you have a best friend?::	I find that to be elementary level there.
Have you ever liked one of your friends?::	Yeah
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?::	probably equal with a bit more chicks.
Have you ever lost a friend?::	Yeah
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?::	mmhm
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?::	hmm...THIS IS THE SAFEST PLACE...
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?::	Yeah, check out melanies blog dude.
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?::	I send e-cards. Thats it.
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?::	Hmmm...wait a minute...
Do you miss any of your old friends?::	Some of them. Others can stay away.
What friend have you known the longest?::	a guy no one here would probably know.
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?::	I don't regret anything in my life.
If so, what is it?::	oi.
How often do you spend time with your friends?::	as much as I can.
Do any of your friends drive?::	not like I do. >D
Has a friend of yours ever died?::	yes
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?::	hmmmm....pushed one off a cliff at my house. seriously.
What do you think your friends think of you?::	Oh, that smurfy. I just want to kick his ^%&@& THEN I WILL #$^&@*&!!!!!!!!
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?::	No
If you have, with who?::	No
Are you single?::	yessssss...;-;
Are you in a relationship?::	..
If so, for how long?::	no
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?::	Yesh
What is your idea of the best date?::	bowling and a movie and some food man. THREE
What was your first kiss like?::	Nonexistent
How old were you when you got your first kiss?::	;-;
Do you think love is a load of shit?::	No
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?::	Hmmmmm...Something in the play probably..
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?::	Nope
Have you ever been dumped?::	No
Have you ever dumped someone?::	nooo
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?::	>D
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers::	rabbit
Hat::	mr derby
Hard::	O.o
Free::	O.J. Simpson
Space::	monkey
Taste::	spagethii...typo..
Good charlotte::	emo scum.
Red::	blue
Deep::	clear
Heart::	bodily organ
Cord::	vocal
Cheese::	cat
Rain::	dark
Work::	fun
Pedal::	pain
Head::	ache
Bed::	sleep
Fluff::	cat
Hardcore::	Metal
Race::	hyuk, nascar
Knife::	O.J. Simpson
Jump::	moped
I....
am::	Smurfy, the groovy one.
want::	food
need::	People
crave::	pasta.
love::	frequently
hate::	alot of things
did::	not do it
feel::	hungry
miss::	a few people
am annoyed by::	a few people I dont miss
would rather::	eat uncooked pasta
am tired of::	emo and foolish political banter
will always::	remember
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?::	Varies
What time is it now?::	12:11 pm
What day is it?::	Tuesdee
Whens the last time you called someone?::	I need to call Lucy, thanks for reminding me.
How much money do you have right now?::	13.45 cents
Are you hungry?::	O.o YES!
Whatcha doin?::	lame survey
Do you like parades?::	No
Do you like the moon?::	Yes
What are you going to do when youre done with this?::	eat
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?::	u.u no.
If you could have any magical power what would it be?::	Invisibility....>D
Have you ever had a picnic?::	Mmhm
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?::	Yesh
What about sock em boppers?::	no, deprived of joy.
Are you wearing any socks right now?::	no.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?::	Yes, moderetlly
pretty?::	No
sarcastic?::	heavily
lazy?::	No
hyper?::	Not all the time
friendly?::	yesh
evil?::	~.o sometimes.
smart?::	very
strong?::	Not at ALL
talented?::	at some things
dorky?::	yeahhhh
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high::	Robert Rhodes
skip::	stupid people
dance::	Julie from school
lonely::	hmm...
pen::	Pen...PEN? Wha? Mr. Derby..?..and Mr derby..Jason.
flower::	Lucy
window::	no idea
psycho::	alot of people I know, Mostly Lee Hill
brain freeze::	Me
orange::	o.o
sassy::	emily..
jelly::	Michelle Cohen
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide::	against
love::	for
drunk drivers::	against
airplanes::	for
war::	for
canada::	it's canada man.
united states::	This is my country, I support any decision it makes regardless of my own.
rock music::	for
gay marriage::	Against, against, against.
school::	FOR
surveys::	after this, against
parents::	ah..SKIP
cars::	for
killing::	..aye..against..hm...
britney spears::	WHo watches her music videos for the music. o.o
coffee::	ah..no opinion
pants::	for!
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?::	I want to!
Play strip poker?::	and show off this flabby bod? ha.
Run away?::	Nah.
Curse at a teacher?::	I'm scared of d-1's.
Not take a shower for a week?::	Yeah, heck, I've done that.
Ask someone out?::	I dunno. from the looks of me today it would be no, but, heck, who knows.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?::	Yeah
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?::	if it's Japan..yeah
Go scuba diving?::	yes
Write a book?::	I have done so.
Become a rockstar?::	Nah
Have casual sex?::	Doubt it.
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?::	hahahaha, NONE HYUK HYUK HYUK
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?::	o.o Getting deep?
What kind of computer do you have?::	Im a nerd, don't make me start
What grade are you in?::	10th
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?::	no
Or just make out?::	Possibly
How many posters do you have in your room?::	I had a freakin ton of them before I repainted.
How many cds do you have?::	20 or 30
What time is it now?::	12:21, and time to END it. GAH. DIE DIE DIE.

extremely long survey brought to you by BZOINK!

Tropical SKIES? YOU MEAN LIKE CAR ENGINES?

Smurfy — 2004-07-13T11:07:00-05:00

This entry is guranteed to make no sense. I MEAN FREAKIN NONE.

I know I have a thing against those stupid surveys, but I did one anyway.

So sue me, I'm at almost 600 hits and I could care less.

LONG LIVE MY BLOG WHICH IS KIND OF FUNNY BUT MAKES MODERATE SENSE ALTHOUGH I HAVE OFFENDED YOU™

That's my slogan!

WOW SMURFY! FUUUN!

So this chick, Tropical Skies IM's me, says:

SMURFY U ROXOR

Or, more like,

I read your blog a few times, and it's quite funny.

Rock on TropicalSkies, Rock on. THOU ALSO DOTH ROXOR!

Roxor being rock except groovy

Now lets talk about the rainforest shall we?
NAHHH

I'm more intrested in Oh MAN I totally forgot everything I was gonna say.

So get this, at my math tutoring conference over the evils that soon will be geometry, I learned that geometry actually indeed does SUCK. BUT IT'S HIDING IN THAT TRIANGLE BY YOUR SHOULDER!

GASP!

It's a QUADROPEDIC MULTI-LINGUAL TRIANGLE CUBE!

TURN IT TO FOX QUICK AND WATHC FOR LOVE OR MONEY 62!!! HURRRRRYYY!

I honestly don't have ANYTHING to say here, I'm just screwing around. Big time. Even for me.

And that says alot, folks.

But I have to get to bed so I can pick GREEN BEANS TOMMOROW!!! HHHEEEEEYUK!

Also, while surfing gamefaqs, I noticed a startling trend among people aged 12-34.

They are really freakin' stupid.

Man,

If your so lazy you can't type the three characters to spell "You", you REALLY need to quit posting on forums dedicated to Super Mario dating Lara Croft, okay?

Idiots.

Man, Lara is hott though, let me tell you.

I told you there was no substance here today folks.

Oh wait!

CONVO TIME SUCKERS

Raining SkyFire: !
eventachic: !!!
Raining SkyFire: Man
eventachic: ?
Raining SkyFire: Didn't you watch I love the 90's?!
Raining SkyFire: O.O!
eventachic: nope
eventachic: everyone else in the world did
Raining SkyFire: !!!!!!!!!!
Raining SkyFire: THEY HAD POWER RANGERS TONIGHT!
eventachic: me and liza compliled a I HATE THE 90s LIST
Raining SkyFire: o.o
Raining SkyFire: Why is you gotta be so coooold
eventachic: kileigh becky and arianna were all born in the 90s
Raining SkyFire: CRAP YOUR RIGHT
Raining SkyFire: Blast!
Raining SkyFire: FOILED
Raining SkyFire: CURSE YOUR LOGIC JACLYN PENELOPE BROWNING!
eventachic: hahahahahahaha
eventachic: i got you
Raining SkyFire: So you did
Raining SkyFire: FINE
Raining SkyFire: You cant touch power rangers though
eventachic: yeah they were cool
eventachic: i wanted to be the pink one
eventachic: she was sexy
Raining SkyFire: Amy Jo Johnson.
Raining SkyFire: hahaha
eventachic: you know her name?
eventachic: wow
Raining SkyFire: Dude.
Raining SkyFire: O.o
Raining SkyFire: She's hott.
eventachic: lmao
eventachic: told you
Raining SkyFire: I liked the hott asian chick better though
Raining SkyFire: ahhh
Raining SkyFire: bah
Raining SkyFire: anyway
eventachic: lmao
eventachic: what is it with guys and asians and lesbians
Raining SkyFire: Dude
Raining SkyFire: Asian chicks are way hott.
eventachic: lmao
eventachic: was the red one a girl or a boy?
Raining SkyFire: It's to late for me to make sense, sorry.
Raining SkyFire: O.o
Raining SkyFire: Theres NEVER been a red power ranger chick
Raining SkyFire: not even in the NEW series
eventachic: so its a guy
Raining SkyFire: it's always a guy
Raining SkyFire: in all
Raining SkyFire: 16 shows.
eventachic: haha
eventachic: ok thank you
Raining SkyFire: this is so going on my blog.
eventachic: what the power ranger convo??
Raining SkyFire: oh yyyeah
eventachic: lmao
eventachic: tell me when its up i wanna read it

Hahahahaha,.......U_U<^>

It's up!!!!!!!

EXCLAMATION POINT DOT DOT DOT!...

Man I am on the biggest sugar rush of the NIGHT ladies and gentlemen.

You know something that's been bothering me re..oh screw it I'll do that tommorow.

I love the 90's is still all far out man.

Next up for my agenda,
MR DERBY: THE POLITICAL CAMPAIGN

Be prepared suckers. This one is going to leave a mark.

Not unlike a blow from those weird dinosaurs in Jurassic park.

Also rosie O'Donnel is retarded.

TIME TO GO WATCH JAY LENO!

Man, Conan is so much better.

Also :____________________________(

Later fools. (LATER AS IN AFTER I PICK GREEN BEANS! TEE HEE!)

LONG LIVE MY BLOG WHICH IS KIND OF FUNNY BUT MAKES MODERATE SENSE ALTHOUGH I HAVE OFFENDED ~~DONALD TRUMP'S HAIR~~ YOU™

Smurfy? Getting a job? NO!

Smurfy — 2004-07-14T02:07:00-05:00

Hmm...let's see

7.50 an hour.

18 hours a week?

SOUNDS GROOVY TO ME!

Smurfy's gonna be the library book shelf guy. YESZ.

No Offense, yo.

Smurfy — 2004-07-14T02:07:00-05:00

My earlier misleading articles might have reflected bad on TropicalSkies.

Smurfy digs the TropicalSkies, so, my previous words are NULL. HAHAHAHA.

o.o

Anywho.

After that sad disaster of words I put together last night, I just decided to fix some issues with myself.

I love the 90's roxorz, according to some hard to read earlier opinions, it seems I didn't like it.

WOOPZ.

I ate at this killer chinese buffet place today man. Waaay hip 'n such.

I am so going to work at the library. And when they ask:
"SIR AND OR MA'AM, ART THEE FAMILIAR WITH DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?"

I shall pronbably respond:

"HAHAHAHAHAHA WUT? HOO'S DEWEY?!!!!"

To which Donald trump will reply:

YOURFIEUHED.

To which I shall say:

"OMG U GUYZ SUXUR."

And then lave for more chinese food.

But I will accidentily walk into walmart, and will imeedietlly hear the HOMEBOYZ and 102 jamz drones turning up the stereos in the walmart electronics aisle, and wondering what the word "Fly" means.

Those crazy homeboyZ and 102 jamz drones.

How I hate their idiotic selves.

Tommorow on my blog:

SMURFY VS. RAP ARTISTS. WHA?!
It's gonna get spicy in here tommorow folks, just you wait.

I'll answer important questions like,

How come in "GANGSTA RAP" they frequently choose to use the word "Nigga"?

I don't get it man.
Like, 150 years of yelling over THE N WOOOOOOORD O.O!!!,
and now it's like.

Hey, let's not do that anymore.

UNLESS YOUR MEXICAN OR WHITE SUCKERS.

It confuses my easily confused and simple yet offensive mind.

Smurfy Note:
The above does not reflect the actual views of the author, nor does he condone or approve any language which hereby was not written with expressed consent of the author himself. He therefore holds no liabil GOOD HEAVENS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO MY EYE!

MY EYE!

o.o

Smurfy — 2004-07-14T04:07:00-05:00

Quizilla freakin SUCKS.

So I tried to make a smurfy quiz?!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.

45 minutes of misplaced server icons, and a whole lot of freakin NO PAGE AVAILABLE pages.

Stupid Quizilla.

YOU STOLE FROM TOHO AND YOU KNOW IT.

Smurfeh pix!

Smurfy — 2004-07-14T04:07:00-05:00

^Smurfy as Dr. FreakenStein

^Smurfy as Mr. Derby (Number one)

^Smurfy as was kewl smurfy

^Smurfy as weird angst smurfy

^Smurfy as Dr. Freak after lab exploded, making him EVIL.

Chat

Smurfy — 2004-07-14T11:07:00-05:00

Touchê.

Seems we have a knife in our midst.

I will weed you out.

I too can be dis-tasteful.

Enjoy the ride.

What the smurf?!

Smurfy — 2004-07-15T11:07:00-05:00

What, is this the End-Of-May fiasco all over again?

What the smurf man.
What the smurf.

You guys are all going freakin' crazy.

Don't rain on my parade.

So let's see what's been going on, shall we?

let's start at the beggining. It's now 11:15, and you recieve the following IM from "Brian"

Brian: Smurfy!
Smurfy: (Random jabber like usual)
B: get mel to invite you to the chat
S: Alright dawg

Smurfy: INVITE ME TO THE CHAT
Mel: WHAT?!?!?!
S: Dude, the chat. Invite me.
M: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!?!?!?!
S: Invite me and I shall reveal my seeeeeecrets

(Invites)

Smurfy: Done
Brian: hahaha.

(Chat sequence now takes place)

Shortly after 11:40, a fellow by the name of HENDRIX LUVAR or something comes into the chat.

I presume this fellow is around the age of like

4.

But I might be wrong.

This odd fellow beings to flame smurfy!

HEAVENS NO!

HENDRIXLUVAR: d00d smurfy is a gay name u gaywad
Smurfy: Like you? >D HAHAHAHA
H: U #&@(#*@&!@&*@* I'll BEAT YOUR &*#&@* &*@^#&@ #^^!!!!! THEN "i"'ll *$&#*#&* #^@^!@^
etc.

Now, Smurfy is ultimately at fault here because the world is anti-smurf in times like these because you guys are all yankees or ornery or somethin.

So the next lines of chat are

Stephanie: OMG SMURFY U ARE BEING MEAN
Mel: OMG SMURFY LEAVE
SomeGuyWhosSNeludesme: WHO TEH HECK IS SMURFY
Smurfy: OMG WHAT?
Jason: KEVIN?!?!?!

It went like that for about ..like..15 minutes

SMURFY IZ A JERK!
SMURFY SHUSH!
KEVIN?!
HAHAHAHA WHAT >D >D >D >D >D etc.

The world has lost it's freakin' mind man.

Anywho, now that I have ensured that everyone possible is now gonna be like

WTF U SMOKING SMURFY

I'm all clear to begin the usual task of being loud and obnoxious, not unlike my chatting last night.

I have to work on those caps.

I ate two very extremely large pancakes today.
I am full.

It's morning.
hahahaha

When i left the chat though, I did this cool dramatic exit thing.

I was like.

Oh screw this

When the darkness falls on the late hour, the fools will sleep with darkened thoughts, but as morning comes again,
our tommorow's will be the same.
You have yet to see true vengeance.

XD

DRAMA ROXORZ!

You gotta love my poetic angsty nature man.

Even if you totally hate poetic angsty nature.

I'm quite done now.

LET THE FLAMING BEGIN!

w00t!

-Most magical and wonderous smurfy

I made a smurfy poll!

Smurfy — 2004-07-15T11:07:00-05:00

Get to playin' suckers.

How smurfy are YOU by UltraSmurfy

Name?

Favorite color

Dave Thomas or Texas Pete?

Smurfy percentage: 24%

Grooviness level

Day You Will trip on you

June 1, 2012

How much those shoes are worth

$20

Your win percentage in TWISTER! THE HOT SPOT!: 54%

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

My results

Smurfy — 2004-07-15T11:07:00-05:00

Also the grooviness and smurfy rankings are way off on mine, by like, 60.

How smurfy are YOU by UltraSmurfy

Name?

Favorite color

Dave Thomas or Texas Pete?

Smurfy percentage: 63%

Grooviness level

Day You Will trip on you

December 22, 2009

How much those shoes are worth

$14

Your win percentage in TWISTER! THE HOT SPOT!: 31%

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

So, As the day went on

Smurfy — 2004-07-15T02:07:00-05:00

Smurfy got an IM from yet another of the groovy chick bloggers of the mindsay set

lorenrobinette

Go visit her blog and talk about hwo people shouldn't copy and paste the word schizaphrenic when it's spelled wrong.

(She also tends to not know the proper way to say "My Bad"

Which is "MY 'B'"

Courtesy Jason.

Now, it feels so absolutely wonderful outside.

I'm going to go dance with the acorns.

Where did the pasta go?

Smurfy — 2004-07-15T02:07:00-05:00

Search the DRESSER, shouted Zora. She was looking for the box of pasta.

Previously her Great grand cousin Ralphy Bill Jr. Had given it the blessing of being magical pasta.

Pasta with a passion FOR MURDER.

That's right.

Her great grand cousin RALPHY BILL JR. WAS A PSYCHOTIC TRANSDIMENSIONAL KILLER FROM MARS

Why weren't you WATCHING it! I TOLD YOU ~~THAT BILL COSBY IS MY NEMESIS FROM NOW ON~~ TO WATCH THAT BOX.

Zora was angry with her nephew, Tommy.

Tommy was a very very very very very stupid child.

I don't like tommy and I just made him up.

Tommy replied to Zora, who was his aunt:

BUT GRAMMA LINDSAY! I LOVE PASTA!
O.O!
WHAT?! Shouted zora,
DID YOU EAT THAT PASTA?!
To which Tommy replied
LOL YES.

Zora immedietlly ran from the boy, for she knew, there was no hope.

She closed her eyes as she began to hear the explosions!

THE PASTA HAD EXPLODED TOMMY!

The very very very very very stupid child.

NOOOOO! Cried Zora, NOO!...w..well...
Actually I didn't like Tommy very much.

He was very very very very stupid.

Zora casually walked back in the house with a song on her lips and a smile on her 68 year old sagging face.

But SUDDENLY

ZOMBIE TOMMY WAS RUNNING AMUCK IN HER CLOSET!

That son of an english SALAD MAKER! Cried Zora

Suddenly Tommy's dad, the great english salad maker Ralphy Bill Sr. Felt his ears catch on fire and he too became a zombie.

Meanwhile, in vermont, Bob Newhart cracked a stupid joke from his INN, in the show NEWHART, and everyone immedietlly cancelled him.

And so, after Zora was properly eaten, The evil pasta was proclaimed the new emperor of Rome, after which was massacred by the turkish invasion of 2018, to which someone replied:

What the HECK is smurfy talking about and why do I care.

Like I would know the answer to that. It's not like I ~~Have any idea what I just wrote or WHY~~ I'm superman.

Good website

Smurfy — 2004-07-15T04:07:00-05:00

Warning, Not for liberals who are more biased than I am....>D
(I'm a conservative republican! alright!)

Way wiggy blog

http://www.thepatriette.com/

Man

Smurfy — 2004-07-15T08:07:00-05:00

I tell you what, God bless neutrality.

For once I'm neither the antagonist nor the pro..oh screw it.

So, since I've been confused by the whole thing since the beggining, here's my take on it: (It's in rhyme! TEE HEE!)

Once upon a midnight clear,
Melissa said: "hello chad dear"
I have some things I'd like to say
So listen good and listen close
all will be revealed today!
Down the path of "lying" chose,
The words were down,
the print was in
The battle won?
Or just a smidge of..hmmm...

Verse two brings in the very next day
The day chad said Oh, you'll pay
So chad talked and talked, not without whine
vengeance, said he, will soon be mine

The third of the verses is now in place
With secrets revealed! There's been plenty of space;
To post your mind onto your blog
and give to them a whole new song
However much, they shouldn't terry
It's all publicity for john kerry!
(I am so not falling for it)

verse four takes place this very moment
With all the parties in mad panic
All included, are full in torment
And smurfy laughed and said "it's like a planet"!

So take this song that really sucks
and give smurfy one hundred bucks.

Thankyou.

-Smurfy and his lame-song abilities.
(I still don't know what the heck is going on)

Cool NEW pics

Smurfy — 2004-07-16T12:07:00-05:00

YES.

West side yo.

Smurfy — 2004-07-16T12:07:00-05:00

That's righ' DAWG

1000?

Smurfy — 2004-07-16T12:07:00-05:00

I just realized I'm about to hit 1000 on the ol' hitometer.

o.o

DUDE THAT'S FREAKIN AWESOME.

If you happen to be looking at this blog when 1000 appears on the bottom of the page, leave your ol' name and junk, and you'll win a groovy new prize.

LIKE THE PRICE IS RIGHT!

And man, did you see jeopardy last night.

Ken came close to losing once, but ultimately came back and was like 15,000 ahead.

He now has 32 day total winnings of over 1,000,000 dollars.

That sucker is freakin GOOD.

GO KEN!
JEOPARDY MAN!

And here's a joke for all you suckerasa's at home.
(I LIKE THIS ONE MAN!)

So,
This couple had just gotten into the medical ward, because this man's wife was in labor, aboutto deliver a baby.

The doctor told the man and his wife about this new invention that would mentally transfer some of the labor pain off the Mother and onto the Father.

The man and his wife said they would use it, so they hooked machine up. They set it for 10% of the woman's pain, and told the guy it'd probably be more pain than he'd ever experienced in his life.

But when they activated the machine, the man felt absolutely FINE. He said to the doctor, put it up to 30%!
And they did, but the man could STILL handle it!
The man said to the doctor, take some more of it off my wife, I can handle it! And so the doctor cranked it up to 50% of the labor pain.

The doctor was AMAZED that this man had such a high high high tolerance for pain! The man and his wife talked for a minute, and then the man said, put it all the way to 100%! And they did! Everyone in the room was amazed! The wife felt wonderful! The man felt fine!

So the woman delivered a very healthy baby quite painlessly, and everyone was very astonished about the events as the word spread throughout the hospital.

However, when the couple got home, they found the mailman lying dead on the porch.

Crap

Smurfy — 2004-07-16T02:07:00-05:00

I accidentily tripped the 1000 marker myself.

Way to go smurfy.

Idiot.

I stole this, and I'm not very exciting.

Smurfy — 2004-07-16T02:07:00-05:00

11:20am - Type your name with your........

Fingers: Smurfy

nose: swkj7845r57 (my nose is huge)

elbow: wsjk784r6

chin: samuyrfdryuh

feet: smurtyu

eyes closed using one finger: s,uedt

palm: sjmurfgyu

mouse: smurfy

wrist: sqx oh screw that

knee: x c mn btdgyio

Jeez man.

Awesome John Kerry site

Smurfy — 2004-07-16T04:07:00-05:00

http://www.kerrycore.com/index.htm

>D

Enjoy.

AWESOME TSHIRTS

Smurfy — 2004-07-16T04:07:00-05:00

More political grooviness.

YES.

The time before that thing which already happened

Smurfy — 2004-07-17T02:07:00-05:00

HOWDY!

It's now 2:30, and I'm well on my way for the premiere of ROCKETMAN and Mr Derby 1 & 2.

My first public screening of these cinematic gems I have so ELOQUENTLY crated.

XD

Gems.

Anyway.

If you ever hear of spider walkin' crazy chilluns running down stairs spewing internal organs, you are definetlly watching a horror movie with no plot.

So,

I just ran out of things to say.

CURSES, FOILED AGAIN!

So now I'll resort to my usual random banter that just wins over your hearts every time.

I am now in a heated politcal debate with one, "Megan Carroll":
sUpEr FuNk oOx: this is place where all the junkies go
Raining SkyFire: ese masterful cinematic gems which I have so eloquently created
Raining SkyFire: oh CRAP
sUpEr FuNk oOx: oh CRAP
sUpEr FuNk oOx: carpe diem
Raining SkyFire: >D
Raining SkyFire: You interupted my blog!
sUpEr FuNk oOx: on with those smilies!
sUpEr FuNk oOx: hahaha, i am entirely way too lazy to make those things
Raining SkyFire: XD
Raining SkyFire: I am too
Raining SkyFire: I just write random crap and put pics of me up
sUpEr FuNk oOx: MUAHAHA
Raining SkyFire: ITS FUN
Raining SkyFire: and I get around 150 hits a day doing it too
sUpEr FuNk oOx: slap hands
Raining SkyFire: ::slaps hands::
Raining SkyFire: WHEE
Raining SkyFire: YOU ROXOR!
sUpEr FuNk oOx: YOU REPUBLICAN
sUpEr FuNk oOx: !!!!!!!
Raining SkyFire: YES.
sUpEr FuNk oOx: you IDIOT
Raining SkyFire: Did you go to my blog and find that out?
sUpEr FuNk oOx: yes
Raining SkyFire: XD
sUpEr FuNk oOx: i have lost all respect for you
Raining SkyFire: Those are awesome t-shirts babe
Raining SkyFire: At least the boycott france bumper sticker
Raining SkyFire: You gotta be anti france regardless of party.
Raining SkyFire: France just sucks!
sUpEr FuNk oOx: FRANCE ROCKS!
Raining SkyFire: O.O
Raining SkyFire: OMG WTF STFUUUU
Raining SkyFire: >D
sUpEr FuNk oOx: i want to go there so bad
Raining SkyFire: Politcs rocks.
Raining SkyFire: Why do you want to go too...too...FRANCE
sUpEr FuNk oOx: its beautiful
Raining SkyFire: ::republicans cream::
Raining SkyFire: *Scream
sUpEr FuNk oOx: down with bush!
Raining SkyFire: XD
sUpEr FuNk oOx: when is the election
sUpEr FuNk oOx: sept?
sUpEr FuNk oOx: i thought u said bush was an idiot
Raining SkyFire: I LVOI UYOE!
Raining SkyFire: He's not politcally "Intelligent"
sUpEr FuNk oOx: lol
Raining SkyFire: but hes better than mr. flipper
Raining SkyFire: XD
Raining SkyFire: ~.o
sUpEr FuNk oOx: Kerry?!
Raining SkyFire: YES
sUpEr FuNk oOx: HOW IS HE BETTER THAN KERRY!?
Raining SkyFire: HIS LOGO IS NOT A FLIP FLOP!
Raining SkyFire: HAHAHAHAHA
Raining SkyFire: >D
sUpEr FuNk oOx: what is his slogan
Raining SkyFire: o.o
Raining SkyFire: Wha?!
sUpEr FuNk oOx: i gotta pee
Raining SkyFire: XD
Raining SkyFire: Im putting this on my blog
Raining SkyFire: RIGHT NOW
sUpEr FuNk oOx: what? the fact i have to piess?
Raining SkyFire: This whole converSATION
sUpEr FuNk oOx: NEH
sUpEr FuNk oOx is away at 2:42:58 PM.
Raining SkyFire: XD

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I am so mentally disturbed.
:sigh:

Party! Like it's...uh..1983. or maybe 94.

Smurfy — 2004-07-17T02:07:00-05:00

...

I can't even remember why Im blogging!

My mind, it slips

So last night, I was talking to these canadains on MSN or whatever, and theres this guy, "Pasqui"

He claims to have had a heart attack and to have gone into a coma for about a week, so I totally ...uh..Said something like

Smurfy: Why don't you just go have a heart attack again
Smurfy: Or maybe go into a COMA
Pasqui: -.-
(Pasqui who owns vermont has left the chat)
Smurfy: oh snap!
Someguy: OOOOOOHHHH
Daisy: LOL HUGZ!

I left shortly after that.

However terrifying it was.

But, BLAST IT I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING AT ALL.

I got my angsty poetry disk and my Ham Radio guide and I'm all set.

It's GO time, suckers.

LETS ROCK!

Lee, philosopher or lunatic?

Smurfy — 2004-07-17T11:07:00-05:00

Man.

It's so amazing.

Lee, this..guy, who seems to have the conversational ability of a dead animal occasionlly, is like..

Anti-thesis.

So for the first time ever, Me sanders lee and jason, we're like

conversating

I mean like a true to life conversation where we expressed ideas and reflected on them open-mindedly without the endless immaturity that seems to invade a teenagers mind regardless of their active level of intelligence.

That was pretty cool.

But anyway. Enough of my psycho-babble. I know no one reads THIS blog for the insight into humanity.

Partially because I write stories about possesed bags of pasta. But that's ol' smurfy you know!

::sigh::

Anyway.

I displayed my RocketMan movie, and for the msot part people recieved it "Okay".

I expected to get more laughs, or, quite frankly, even a this movie sucks, but for the most part it was just like

"DUUUUHHHH..."

Gah, this song is so cool.
It's the theme song to rocketman

If you want to hear this grooviness, try

"Rocket" By Def Leppard

It's got a reeeeeally awesome bass line.
and the last 45 minutes gives me chill bumps when I think of how it was used in the movie.

If I ever get the bandwidth on this other site I'll psot these movies online.

FOR A PAYPAL PRICE.

GIMME URRR MONNEYYYY

Anyway.

I also publiclly showed off Remote Control Massacre for the first time...in it's.....er..slightly edited form.

Movies movies movies.

When I enter this 24-hour film festival in october, if I win, or of I even come close, I will be as proud as I can be.

Pride in the good form, not the obessesive over ego-fied pride you wouldn't want to experience. That's a very bad thing to have, that kind of pride.

I've gotten a request for another smurfo-story.

I'll get one going tommorow if I can.

Thanks for visiting, and have a wonderful day/afternoon/night/WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONLINE AT 4 IN THE MORNING HUH?, faithful bloggers.

Stay groovy,

"And for all time and eternity, all I could do would be to love you"

Watch out for zombies.

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I am Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!

Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

New layout. New hairdo. STUPID CONTACTS

Smurfy — 2004-07-18T02:07:00-05:00

I'm only operating on one eye today, thanks to the wonderous invention, CONTACTS!

W00t.

Oh, screw it.

noooow

Alright

So, let's see what's going on in THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF SMURFFFFFY

Nothing

Alright!, now that that's over witht let's get onto the good stuff..like..uh..

Crap.

There's no good stuff.

Well, I did have homemade chinese food

"Just like grandma used to hate!"

That's the slogan on the box.
That's a really stupid slogan.

Tommorow I'll put in that applicatior that library job, which I would certainly love to "Have".

Ha.

Me, working.

Imagine that.

I can't.

But yes!
That reminds me of what I wnted to whine about today.
the post 80's generation.

That doesn't inculde smurfy as I'm..all..

80's generation

Whatever the heck we're calling ourselves.
Generation NEXT or
Maybe generation NOT THE STUPID POST 80'S GENERATION

whatever it is, I totally just lost my train of thought.

So screw that.

I got a request for a new smurfostory yesterday.

I'm filling that now:

(Next entry, TEE HEE. like, in an hour..trust me..it'll be a good'n.)

Stupid microwave radiation

Smurfy — 2004-07-18T02:07:00-05:00

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Smurfy's Lurgy
Cause:	exposure to radiation
Symptoms:	fingernail biting, excessive restlessness, bulging eyes, coughing
Cure:	click heels together three times
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

KEN JENNINGS ROXORZ.

Your soul is OPEN-MINDED. Although you do have
strong opinions and make decisions, you never
make them without thinking first of not only
everything that is, but those that may not be
as well. People trust that you'll willingly
hear them out and understand when they tell you
something, and you are well-liked for it. You
are often the mediator in disputes and your
desire to do what is right overcomes all else.
You are an understanding and admirable soul.

What Is Your Soul's Trait?
brought to you by Quizilla

w00ty.

Smurfy — 2004-07-18T04:07:00-05:00

DOUBLE FEATURE

Great grandpa neighbor will's Story
Part I

"Hey Alex, come hop up here next to your neighbor, will, and I'll tell you a story"

And Alex did just that, but immedietlly asked:

"Great grandpa neighbor Will, why does your hair look so funny?"

Will immedietlly put the dunce cap on Alex and he began to cry!

"Aw, it's alirhgt. Seriously. Stop.

That's really annoying."

"SERIOUSLY KID SHUTUP"

But He continued to cry, yelling about the dunce cap.

So he just said:
"HERE KID HAVE A DISINTEGRATION BEAM!"
"YAY" came the reply. Alex loved being disentegrated. He had just gotten out of a 2 year stay being put back together a week before now.

But since this WAS the future, and it was okay to do so,
Will pulled out his vaporiszing gun and vaporized the kid, but continued with the story anyway.

"-----" Alex said.
"YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH" Screamed will.

"--".

Will then scooped up Alex's dusty remains and put in a call to 9111 ( In the future they had to make it longer due to 911 being taken over by a violent "HOTT TIMES" phone company.)

So, anyway, the moral of this story is:

If you can't figure out which button makes Mario jump then you really suck at your life and you need to go work at some accounting place.

But watch out for LEMURS!

The office lemurs.

..

I don't even know what I'm TALKING about anymore man.
I really don't.

PASTA DEMON:
Part II
This time it's EASY MAC.

Linda looked around quickly, weilding a package of kraft cheese.

"WHERE ARE YOU THOMAS?!" Yelled Linda.
"I'm right HERE you STUPID PASTA"
Thomas hit Linda with a spoon to the face because he believed her to be the pasta!

"MY NOSE! YOU IDIOT!"
She pulled Thomas over to the side of the cliff and almost poured the cheese on him.
"wait! YOUR THOMAS"
"AND YOUR LINDA!"

"Hey, (Linda said) Let's go to wal-mart. This possessed pasta hunt grows cold in my mind!"
"Lol" said Thomas.

They went to walmart!

WALMART

I freakin hate wal-mart.

The end!
Moral: If in pasta you are searching, go forth to walmart and be gone!

Pop-tarts

Smurfy — 2004-07-18T09:07:00-05:00

My experiences have taught me that if a certain said girl is mad at you because of your pop-tart consumption, it's best to agree with said girl and move on.

Those poptarts really are twisted.

SEE, I HAVE EVIDENCE!

See! THATS WHAT POPTARTS DO TO YOU!

Mark my words, I'll never stock up on s'mores poptarts again!

HAHA! NONSENSE!

Smurfy — 2004-07-19T02:07:00-05:00

You are a black and white cat. Can't you make up
your mind about what color you are??? You are
very indecisive, and not too stable. You can't
sit in one place, you need to explore, see new
things, perhaps you even have ADD...

What color of cat are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

HAHAHAHAHA....u..uh..
Bah.

Stupuid quizzes.

I got a haircut tommorow.

Well, that's it for the part of this blog where it makes sense. and I gotta knock that stupid picture down. It's NOT ME So stop asking. I'm the idiot in the jester hat that comes on behind the words.

The hott one. ~.o

last night, around midnight, this girl named GRENDAL BOURNAPEST or wahtever IMed me and said I knew her from school. When I asked what school she said

LOLYOURZ

How old are you?

17!!!! HAHAHAHA LOL

Are you sure?

lol I lied. Whoa re you Y ARE U TSLKING TO ME

IM REPORTING YOU!

Then she blocked me.

She must have been on AoHell. TO BAD IM NOT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA
A...

Oh shutup smurfy.

So yesterday evening, I decided to drive the smurfmobile randomly, and I went down to my great great grandfathers old house which is conveintly located on provate property I just sort of drove down the driveway then came back because there was suddenly a large light focused on my car

God bless accelleration.

But I had this crazy dream last night

I had played waaay to much time splitters 2. Way too much.

I was doing this thing where I put all these weak robots on one team(Chassis bots), so the onyl one on my team was me. Took me 45 minutes to finally beat the level, but This "ROBOT WAR" must have had some kind of adverse effect Where it causes me to believe I'm actually int he middle of a "ROBOT WAR"

So I fall asleep, but my dream picks up RIGHT as I'm going to sleep,

So Im looking at the cieling, but I decided to cut on my lamp. My lamp wouldn't cut on, but I noticed my closet door was open. but then my TV cut on, and started changing channels by itself, and went to channel 1218, which I thought was really weard, cause thats my brith month and day.

But when the tv faded from black, it had a picture of me on it, like some camera was looking at me. then when I looked at my closet door, it was shut, and I realized the horror moveis must have finally caught up to me. But then everything changed to daytime, and for some reason i was standing in front of 5000 Chassis bots. (from the game, they told me there was 5000)

They said we were fighting Crypt zombies, and I was to lead the chassis bots to victory.
Then suddenly, witht he binoculars I was looking through, I saw like, 10,000 crypt zombies running towards me. So I asked 200 chassis bots to come with me, and for the rest to sneak behind the zombies and surprise them, so we could run through and kill all the zombies. For some reason I was now Harry Tipper from timesplitters. I rpefer Hank nova myself. So all ym chassis bots have a minigun, while the zombies just have bricks.

>D

so my chassis bots are SLAMMING through the zombies numbers when all the sudden this chassis bot says

DID YOU EAT YOUR CHUNKEE NOODLE SOUP? BAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBAIBYEUH BYE!

And I was watching arfenhouse for some reason..

Then I don't remember anything until I woke up.

Stupid zombie movies/timesplitters.

at least they werent spider-walkin.

Am I seeing things or was that like some kind of thought process right there?

How frightning.

I'm so odd.

Then this morining I realized my eyes were all weird yesterday because I had both my contacts in backwards. THATS why I couldn't see anything at all. HAHAHA.

I'm a genius.

POSSESED Pasta
______________
Part III
Dedicated to the only one who reads these things:
TropicalSkies! w00t!

"June, have you any idea what is walking around outside?"

"Nooo papa, I am currently lsitening to dashboard confessionals! so I cannot make any complete thought process without the words OH MY LIFE SUX popping into my head!"

"June, you are an idiot! HAHHAHAHA" Announced her borther strongly, who was preparing a beef stew.

Suddenly, the house began to shake!
THE POSSESED PASTA WAS NOW BREAKING ITNO THEIR HOUSE!

"JUNE QUICK GRAB THE AIR FRESHENER! HURRRRRY!"

However, June had turned the volume up, and she was RIGHT IN THE PASTAS PATH!

"JUNE! RUN!"

Her father and brother quickly ran from the house, but they heard nothing more!

Thnking quickly, Junes mother had made the pasta lsiten to JAY-Z AND TEH RAPPER DAWGS.

It exorcized itself and seeked out new pasta.

Will this pasta ever die?

Will smurfy ever just write something else?

Will he eat this stupid pot pie or will he throw it away?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TOO:

SMURFY'S BLOG!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! AAAA! NO! PASTA!!!!

HAHAHA!! I LOVE THIS SONG!

Smurfy — 2004-07-19T03:07:00-05:00

http://www.castlemountains.net/flashmar/A_Cup_Of_Joy.swf

And I've almost gone over 1500 hits now.

>D

YES.

Stupid quiz and OTHER stuff! d00d!

Smurfy — 2004-07-19T08:07:00-05:00

So We got the end of Jeopardy coming up. The end of jeopardy's regualr season...So regardless of how well Ken Jennings does this week, he'll be gone the next..;-;

"THE MUNCHIES, MAN!"

That's my saying from now on. If you piss me off, I'll say MUNCHIES MAN! and if you make paper origami swams I'll say, MUNCHIES,MAN!

GO! It's JEOPARDY TIME, SUCKER!

!!!!!!!!!!!

?!??!?! WHA?!??! YAMAUCHI?! WHY?!

91% Of The Internet Loves Me!

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12412 people who love people talking on cellular phones
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27349 people who love people who like cake

In return, I love 77% of the population, including:
8551 morning people
17110 skinny people
20776 people who wear sweaters

show the love at spacefem.com

It's UPDATE time agaim, SUCKERS.

Smurfy — 2004-07-20T06:07:00-05:00

Hahahaha, I don't know why I typed that...Help..My head..

Gah.

Okay, onto the stuff that made sense today:

<>I got a haircut
<>...uh...
<>There..had to be something else..
<>! oh..wait no..yeah..I sadly had to go the mall.

WOO!

The end.

Okay, now for the beefed up detailed smurfy version of those events.

So, man, I woke up early this morning, like,

10:00! I almost couldn't STAY awake. Jeez..so..EARLY..
I live off my own sarcasm.

Anyway.

After me and the rest of the "Family" borded the "Mini-Van"

We departed off for a day of mortal agony and delusions.

Or errands.

Whatever, same thing.

Painful agony 1: Trip to some diet place to pick up some random crap.

Painful agony 2: Take random crap to CPA office and get "cheques"

Painful Agony 3: Go to the Mall. OH THE MALL. NO NO NO NO.
There is no greater painfula gony then standing with your sister and mother at "CLAIRES!!!!". UGH. You just CRINGE at the sight of those accursed stores!! PAINFUL!!

Painful Agony 4: Retuarant. Bojangles. Freakin store. Egh.

Painful Agony 5: Go back to diet place and take "CHEQUES" back. Yes cheques, thats actually the correct way to type it.

Painful Agony 6: Haircut. I shaved off my grooviness in favor of a less "ITS FRIGGIN ALIVE! HOLY CRAP!" look.
Now it just looks stupid.

Painful Agony 7: I forget that one

Pa..Oh screw this dude,

Also on this road trip of horrors, I was taken to "Roses"

You might remember them if your not from the post-80's generation.

Back when they were cooler than walmart or kmart.

OI!

So while I was there, we asked the assistance of what appeared to be a mentally challeneged employee.

"Sir," we asked,
"Could you get those boxes down for us?"

The man mumbled to himself, looked around, looked at me in particular, then said,

"What?"

After explaining the dire situation once more, the man retrieved a ladder and slammed it violently down, explaining under his breath that "That was the only way..etc."

After getting down the lids and boxes he started talking about how much assitant managers sucked, and I sort of slipped out of the conversation zone in favor of some place to laugh violently. Because I'm a jerk like that.

But it suddenly took a less favorable TWIST, as he began following me around. Now, being the wuick thinker I am, I stopped and checked out the garden hoses.

"Nice garden tools they are, those tools for gardening right there! Hahahaha"

I quickly retreated to the safety of the candy aisle, and I appeared to lose him. I noticed soon afterward that he was following some other people. I found that amusing and liked the way they kept looking at him and going faster.

His name,

"Kevin"

Frightning as it is, I will never forget the "Only way" to set up a ladder. Bang it violently on the ground while talking to yourself. Then again, working in Roses may be thecause of this insanity. Will the world ever know?

Also noted in my mental power arena, is that "The Mall" is for some reason full of people who do not like you for some reason.

They freaking RAN me over with a bloody shopping cart. TWICE.

TWICE!

so after all these insane encounters of the saddening kind, I was told we were going to "GYMNASTICS CLASS" for my darling sister to runa round and attempt excerrcises of some sort.

I spent more time watching out the 16-19 year old instructor chicks. Because I'm an idiot, and I CAN. SILENCE!

After returning home, I realized the one thing I wanted to do, buy some cans of sundrop, was unaccomplished. That means..TOMMOROW...oh..Oh my..

FEAR THE WAL-MART FOOLS!

POSSESED PASTA
Part III

Ah, screw that, I got another joke today.

THE COFFIN

There was this guy coming home from work one day, when his car stopped.

He looked at the engine and it was ALL messed up, just totalled, so he left it on the side of this suburban street, by a church. It wasn't far from his house, so he'd just walk. He needed the excersise anyway.

So as he began to walk, he heard a distant

"THUMP...THUMP...THUMP"

Looking around, he saw a COFFIN, bouncing, up and down, coming towards him.

Thinking it was just some really odd guy, the man began to continue to walk towards his house. Whenever he looked back at the coffin, it would be

"THUMP...THUMP..THUMP"ing towards him.

So he began to walk a little faster, getting kind of nervous.

The faster he got, the faster the coffin got! He could see his house in the distance now, so he flat out ran for the door. When he got to the door, he realzied his keys were still in the car. there appeared to be no one home,a nd the coffin was at the end of drive way now!

"THUMP THUMP THUMP" it came, coming closer and closer!
The man JUMPED through the window, and ran up the steps, to look out the window.

Suddenly, the coffin started POUNDING against the door, so violently the cieling was flaking!

"BAM!" The coffin was through the door. It stopped, then began slowly bouncing towards the stairs.

"NO!!"
Cried the man, as he ran for the only door upstairs with a lock, the bathroom. As he got in, he slammed the door and locked it tight, sitting against a wall, catching his breath. But then he heard it again!

"bump,bump,THUMP"

The coffin was climbing the steps!

As it climbed to the top of the stairs, it grew silent

The man held his breath, prepared for the worst. Then: "BAM BAM BAM BAM" It was bouncing to the door, pounding it with it's mighty weight.

Then it busted in!

There was nowhere to go! The coffin was quickly thumping towards him! He looked for something, ANYTHING to halt the coffins path towards him!

All's he could get his hands on were come cough drops! He threw them at the thumping terror!

Suddenly

The coffin stopped.

-Smurfy

Woah! Two updates! SPICY.

Smurfy — 2004-07-20T09:07:00-05:00

"What is..Roll-on..Like the deoderant!"

--KEN ROXORZ--
-35 Day Total winnings record setting CHAMPION-

Also I have more pointless poll things.

Can Ken Conquer Wedenesday? HAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSS.

...

It's YooHoo time, suckers.

(Vote for roxiemohammed in the best of mindsay layout! http://bestof.mindsay.com )

And check out that new header eh?

SEXY!

HAHAHA!!!!!

Smurfy — 2004-07-21T09:07:00-05:00

Yeah, suckers.

No update today(except for this one, I'm cynical.) because I'm a fat lazy disgusting excuse of a pig.

EXPECT HOTTNESS TOMOROW!

In the meantime check out that killer heading.

Took me all of 14 seconds to make!!

w00t!

They set us up THE BOMB! Freakin' right we did.

Smurfy — 2004-07-22T11:07:00-05:00

I just love that quote.

Best game "EVAR" right there.

Hm, okay

So after a day's vacation playing TimeSplitters for 4 straight hours, my eyesight once again began to fail me, and I realized after taping some sessions of me palying timesplitters that for some reason I don't blink very much at all while I play that game.

This is unusual, yes.

That's why after I play my eyes are all red and bloodshot and...GAH LOOK THERES THE PASTA

::runs to a new subject::

Ominous mistake number 1: I was told to fill up "THE CAT HOPPER"

This device is what feeds my mortally retarded cats, like ...like..FERRET

(insert yell here)

Now, in this mistake, I decided to go downstairs and pour the "CAT FOOD" into the "Hopper"

Mistake number two of mistake number 1.

I'm still picking up the cat food, because, see, the bag of "CAT FOOD" burst open whilst I was pouring, ensuring me that I would not be having an easy day.

Then ferret came down to join me, and ultimately I just got scratched and she ran under the steps where she sits until this hour, SCREAMING IN MY HEAD.

That cat's one messed up bag of fur.

And by bag I mean cat.

Ominous mistake 2:

I turned in my job app. for this job, and they informed me they "FROZE THE HIRING PROCESS FOR A TIME..HERE, HAVE A FREE SUCKER!"

I hate lime flavored suckers.

Ominous mistake number 2:

I was seemingly out of "Cereal" so I had to resort to pop-tarts.

EVIL POP-TARTS!

Now my face is going to cave in.

::cough::

As I was saying...

Hahaha, got you,

You thought I had a topic didn't you?

HAHAHAHA NO!

I was enjoying more Aqua Teen Hunger Force last night.
My hero is Dr. Weird.

South Jersy, yo.

"I NEED TO LOSE ANOTHER 20 POUNDS...OR I'll NEVER BE PRETTY!

Also, as many of you have already seen, This flash roxorz.

This Land is your land! THE POLITICAL VERSION.

Hahaha, look, HTML, w00t.

...

I'm REALLY rambling today, ain't I?

So, for now, SO LONG

The Possesed Pasta
PART I FORGET
(EndGame)

"YES!" Cried great uncle Pete.
"The pasta is now on it's way to Australia" He said proudly.
"After all these years..possesing HERMIT CRABS...I NOW have the POWER to possess PASTA."

Pete was really really sad up in the brain region.

"And now" Pete said,
"NOW THE REAL WAR BEGINS"

Pete pressed a flashing orange button on a small control panel. Suddenly, alarms began going off all over the base. THE UNDERGROUND BASE.

All of a sudden, As pete continued laughing in delight, Airplanes, and TANKS, and SUBMARINES began appearing all over the French radar.

"ZACRE BLU"! They announced,

"IT'S POLITICAL SATIRE FROM THE LIKES OF SMURFY!"

Will the french guys get blown up? Will I offend half my readers? WILL THEY REALIZE I'M AN IDIOT!?!?!

WILL I EVER SHUTUP?!?!?!

Yes!

-Smurfy
But FIRST, Here's a way wiggy song by SmashMouth..I think it applies to smurfy..XD

Hot
(Get the Picture album)
Hey, so you wanna play
You’ll see my game’s on fire
And we don’t play the same game
You’ll see i’m greedy for speed
And neutral means nothin’ to me
So if that’s your desire
We’ll get along famously
Just one thing’ I like to lead you’ll see
I light ‘em up before the motor starts
I go so fast that i could never stop
Look under the hood but you don’t know what i’ve got
I’m a moving violation baby
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Highway, that’s my scene
I may look like a blur when you see me
And i mean i’m flirtin’ with disaster
I'm the master of g’s
Goin’ faster, gonna pass ya
Gonna blast some dust your way
And I say you got skills and somethin’ to prove
But you’re in my way so you better move
One foot on the peddle and the other in the grave
So don’t give me a reason I got a license to rage
I light ‘em up before the motor starts
I go so fast that i could never stop
Look under the hood but you don’t know what i’ve got
I’m a moving violation baby
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Stupid bandwidth

Smurfy — 2004-07-22T02:07:00-05:00

I killed my bandwitdh for my stupid pictures.

KILL villagephotos.com!!

BANDWITDH MURDERES

Smurfy — 2004-07-22T03:07:00-05:00

I fixed, the powerful issue.

And just to show photovillage whos boss I went somewhere else and added a BOTTOM pic. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"What do you want me to do? SIGN YOUR FREAKING YEARBOOK?!"
-ATHF said it best.

Magical updates 'n such.

Smurfy — 2004-07-23T05:07:00-05:00

Due to the complications of a baseball game, my update will be later. Like in... 4 hours.

SO LONG SUCKERS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Oh for the love of, DR. FEAR GET OFF THE FLOOR" - Master Scar

Smurfy — 2004-07-24T12:07:00-05:00

Man.

What a SUCKY end to a SUCKY SUCKY two days.

And by Sucky I obviously mean Not sucky.

I talked to Brittany, and she got some random faceless boyfriend who doesn't exist. So I just yelled about that.

Stupid nameless boyfriend.

So last night I was "Volunteered" to clean up the concession stand at the football field. If you saw the stuff that builds up in those places you would never ever EVER eat ANY food at a concession stand, much less a restuaraunt, ever EVER again. EGH.

so 5 hours of grease haulin' later and moving and waxing and doin' all this crazy stuff,

I just got a 4 month old Mt. Dew and drove off in the smurfmobile listening to CLASSIC ROCK 92. or maybe 100 point whatever. Some classic rock station.

I re-discovered my good ol' friend Melody's screename, and immedietelly began talking to her about the same stuff I talked to her about 7 or 8 months ago.

Aye. You know how I am.

then today:

TODAY.

Absolutely nothing intresting.

I went to watcht he warthogs, they lost, woosh, wooptydoo.

Then they had fireworks and for some reason I got inspired to make a movie with actual character development.

Then I realized I was single and how annoying that was.

I do that alot during the summer, listening to other people tell of how they get so sick of their relationships, and I'm like, man, I wish i could get sick of MY relationships.

But, you know how that is.

Oh, DadGUMMIT, I just ealized I just missed Conan..curses..

Well.

I'm jabbering again.

And those fireworks there at the ballfield SUCKED..sort of..not really..they did have some pretty humongouesly huge ones.

Anyone else noticed that there have been like, alot of new styles of fireworks this year?

When I was little all's I remmeber are regular boom yellow or blue fireworks and maybe a few willow tree ones and those screamers. now they have all these cool colors and shapes within shapes and stuff. Maybe I just never saw the right fireworks.

Also, on the Ken Jennigs front,

He won.

And on Jay Leno last night, (Which Ken was on)

he said when the season starts again in september, HE WILL BE BACK ON.

Dude, YES.

Ken ROXORZ!

He's never going to lose man. Never.

BWHAHAHAHAHA.

Of course.. I would want to lose sometime..otherwise you'd never get no moneh. ::nods:: anyway...

Also, a note of smurfy, when you are sitting between an angry toddler and a fat black guy, anger the toddler. not the fat guy.

I can only describe the results of the other combination in a purely frigthning memberance of terror.

Poor guy.

Also, while I was at the baseball field, this kid, like, randomly falls over and his shoe hits me in the head.

Freaking Fate.

I'll actually have some posts tommorow. I just need to finish off my yoohoo now.

Talk to me in the posts man, later!

-Groovy Smurfy, over and AWAY! OW! TREE!

What the HECK is wrong with that freaking DOG

Smurfy — 2004-07-24T02:07:00-05:00

So the first thing that happened today was I awkaened by my mom talking into the answering machine for 30 minutes or so trying to wake us up, which unfortunettly succeeded.

Annoying things like that, that kind of stuff. Just makes me want to infilict pain upon the rocking chairs on my porch.

But then, as I am awake and seeking pop-tarts and hot pockets, I hear the noise which I hear often, My dachsund barking his tiny tiny little barking head off.

So I look out the window, then at the road, and there's this..tiny little dog running up and down the street.

I have no idea what the heck was going on there.

I just let it sliiiiiide

As I drank my Yoohoo and orange mountain dew.

God bless yoohoo, I tell you what man.

I also got an invitation for a corndog from Roxie. Now that's friendship right there.

I just got alerted to the fact that I'm about to leave for food.

So, ah..I'll probably have more SMURFALICIOUS updates when I return.

Which will be later.

I need to find another good joke for on here, don't I. you know, my really really classy jokes.

The jokes that suck, yes, those jokes.

But in the meantime I'm gonna listen to that groovy Smash mouth album, Get the picture.

...

Okay, now I'm listening to the groovy album, Get the picture.

You can't tell because this is a BLOG.

This doesn't REALLY exist, it's just tricking you into thinking that.

Because it can!

"L.O.L."

Ever notice those quoatation marks point the same way?
"Look"

Now that just looks retarded man. So here, have a quote from an episode of ATHF.

" It's all starting to add up now isn't it,
the levitation,
the EVVVVIL book reading,
them crème cookies you always eatin'.

You're a WITCH."
" Oh yeah,
well what are you gonna do about it?'
"...
Eat Pizza.
PIZZA TIME! PIZZA TIME!"

Good episode right there.

Anyone on here bought that new dvd box set?

Also, last not I noticed that the sprite mascot is called "Thirst"

So what they have done, is decided the physical incarnation of your "Thirst" sense, is actually a small doll-sized black man with a really bad afro.

I was quite confused by this, and I still am quite frankly.

Is thirst racist? Am I racist by wanting MY thirst sense to lose the 'fro? it tickles the throat, you know.

So, the next point I need to make is that there wasn't a point. I just TRICKED you.

"And we'll float on okay..and we'll all float on okay! and we'll okay float on okay! and we'll float on anyway!"

Man that song roxorz.

But I dunno, that song by franz ferdinand is pretty groovy too...Bah,.

I'm jabbering again.

I SHALL POST AGAIN SUCKERS!

w00t!

I'm a moving violation baby,

Hot. Hot. HOT!
-Smurfy
(don't step in that!)

I AM 39% HIPPIE!

I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.

Take the HIPPIE test at Fuali.com

I am SO more hippie than THAT.

UGH!

Update Number 2 of alot more random sausage links!!

Smurfy — 2004-07-24T09:07:00-05:00

Woah..weird..Ever had a rolling blackout sweep by your power box?

Sucks man.

Yeah, right on smurfy.

HEAR HEAR!

No, I disagree entirely, it's necessary for the safety of our country.

Now, on that subject,

I heard on FOX NEWS Network recently of how it was banned in Canada, and Al-Jazeera network is allowed, and I know a few Canadians from some old websites I used to frequent, so I asked them about the matter.

It's quite an eye opener, let me tell you.

Fox news was described as being "Propaganda that controls the government"

I asked, so what about CNN?

"CNN doesn't have Bill O'reiley"
__________________________________
Frequently using the term "Evil Empire" to describe America, I asked why they chose to name it so,

Some reasons given were:

1. We had destryoed Cuba (?) because of our trade neglections. CUba would have a successful communistic countyr had we not "Royally screwed them over"

I have no idea how suddenly we've screwed over cuba, but let's keep going.

2. Bush is satan,& Clinton was evil. I guess we need Ralph Nader then, apprently.

Speaking again on "Successful Communism" I don't believe that's actually possible.

In theory, it's magnificent, But with so much power onto so few people, it is impossible to keep them in check. As you can see throughout history, even if America doesnt "Royally screw them over" it just doesn't work, at least after a short time anyway.

I asked them about American emotion, in pop-culture.

It's not necessarily negative, they say, comparing most americans opinions of france, But just a sort of, "They are so SCREWED" kind of thing. Which I don't really mind. All's they have is beavers and hockey anyway.

Alright, I'm done with my political banter. Hope it was actually worth reading.

I enjoy these brief run in's into intellectual properties, but they spark to much debate, and I freakin' hate debate.

Anyway.

Now, moving from night to day, here is the shocking conclusion to the Pasta Saga.

Prologue
The pasta had now taken over a large wal-mart center on Morning Lane, after it spread it's infectios curse upon other products. They had possessed shopping carts, garden gnomes, anything you could imagine. Some even called this disturbing possession, ZOMBIE FEVER!

"I knew it was bad luck the first time I saw that pasta kill that squirrel" Remarked Old Man Wilson to the newspaper.
"It ate it right up! Like some kind of crazy possessed pasta! which it might JUST have been!" he said with a wink, at the obviously drunk newspaper reporter. She wasn't single, sadly.

After several failed attempts to regain Control of the wal-mart, which was ground zero for the nefarious, now called, "Zombie pasta gang"

They had armed Zombie guns, pacing around the stores, Stuffed animals lurking behind corners, in packs full of non-explosive north carolina fireworks. The deadly spark shooting kind.

But what they didn't count on, Was Great-Grand-Cousin Will, showing up with his new product, The Black Hole®

Will was talking to the drunk newspaper reporter woman, who was still not single.

"What I plan to do," he said.
"Is show these zombie producsts who's boss. I only have one Black Hole, and it will stay open for ten minutes. But it's gravitational pull is so ..Oh wow..hey..I thought you were Single?!" Suddenly the report ended.

Three days later, backed by an entourage of media coverage, was great-grand-cousin will, with a sealed crystal colored box, which contained, The Black Hole®.

Will turned to the reporters with a nod and said
"I'll be back" (SMURFY PAYS $5,000,000,000 in royalty fees to terminator creators).

And so, he marched with his riot armour on. Almost immedietlly spraks began flying, bullets began pouring into the press area, several members being shot, But Will kept walking forward.

"You could sense his determiantion to destroy the evil pasta" One witness later told the paper.

Once inside, a mysterious bluish veil covered the store. But the ground began shaking! Explosions were going off intensly inside the store, cries of doom from the pasta emerged, and bullets continued to flood the store. All witnesses outside were now seeking protection behind cars.

As the crowd stared in awe, the entire building began collapsing in on itself.

"NO! JAKE!" Cried a member of the press.
"His names Great-grand-Cousin Will, the drunken newspaper reporter corrected. And I'm going to save him." She said sternly.

"Save him? But isn't he going to come out alright anyway?!" The crowd became confused.

The drunken reporter handed them a piece of paper, which scribbles on it.

"To whom it may concern.
If you are now reading this, the pasta took control of the world, or I controlled the pasta. Either way, I am now dead. The black hole will consume me as well. I only hope that one day we will be able to shop at walmart again.

Sincerly,
Grand Cousin Will."

"But...he said..he'd.." Several of the stand byer's broke down into tears, other's were obviously confused as they couldn't read the note at all.

"Now worries, Mate" she said.
"I will save Will."

"NO YOU WON'T!" Announced Evil Andy.
"WHA!!!" The crowd turned around, as Evil Andy pointed the gun at the drunken reporter.

"I was the one who originally created the possesed "Zombie" pasta. I WILL NOT LET MY CREATION DIE!" He yelled and walked close to the drunken reporta we will now call "Mindy".

But, in a dash to save Wll, She ran anyway, dodging shots from evil andy.

"NO! WILL MUST DIE! AND YOU..UH..YOU DO TOO! HAHAHAHA!"
Andy chased after Mindy, and they both entered the quaking collapsing store.

Several minutes of breathless watching later, and the entire store began to fade out of existince.

"NO! WILL! 'MINDY'!" The corwd responded. But just as the store disappeared 3, or was it FOUR figures jumped out of the energy field.

it was Will AND Mindy, who was no longer single by the way.

The celebrations were underway, and a brand new even bigger wal-mart was being built.
No one noticed, the floating pice of fettucinni, moving swiftly towards the setting sun.

-Smurfy

Because I can

Smurfy — 2004-07-25T04:07:00-05:00

I am now making a boring repititve sprite comic like everyone else in the world.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/GroovySmurfy/243360

DONT LOSE YOUR MIND!

And after all that crazy blogging I did last night, I'm going on hiatus on the posting front to work on this comic. and by Hiatus I mean like 1 day.

And by one day I mean I'll probably update tonight.

And by tonight, I mean I'm updating right now.

because I can.

Also check out the COMIC
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/GroovySmurfy/243360

It's FUNNY. HAHAHA.

It's like my blog with PICTURES.

It's amazingly groovy!

POST ON MY BLOG FOOLS!

Smurfy's analysm

Smurfy — 2004-07-25T08:07:00-05:00

Remember back to when you were 5 or 6 years old? When you would be at a park or something and you'd see the "big kids", like, the teenagers, and you'd think to yourself, "I really really wish I could be a big kid, then I'd be cool". And then you'd run offand play freeze tag or jump off the swings and just be really carefree about things.

And then when your 15, and you sit around, looking at the little kids jumping around and playing games as they make them up on the fly, and you think to yourself quietly:

"I really really wish I could be a little kid again"

Stupid copycats.

Smurfy — 2004-07-25T11:07:00-05:00

Oh, so now EVERYONE get's a webcomic. POSERS! ALL OF YOU!

Cap'n! we're out of Ombaoojiebaseo!

Smurfy — 2004-07-26T11:07:00-05:00

That's a korean word there, ombaoojiebaseo. It means confused.

mmhm.

Before I begin my daily rampage of webcomics and crap like that, I have to ask myself:
"Why do people come here"

And to answer that I say:
I have No FREAKING idea.

Posslby, it may have something to do with the amount of "HUMOR" But, that may not necesaarily be the case.

Becasue after I empty my head of my thoughts, onto this "BLOG" I often read it and think: "What the HECK am I talking about here"

But then I got 62 responses we're people sign annonymously and say: "HEAR HEAR" or "LONG LIVE THE COURT JETSER"

Those kinds of things, right there.

Kind of odd isn't it?

It sure is man,
Let me tell you.

So for now, I bid thee adieu. For further sexy smurfy goodness, you could check my webcomic whihc is laughed at the world over.

Beautiful, you know?

So remember, Hold on to your IQ folks. That is all.

SEACREST OUT!

GAH. I HATE that guy. SEACREST OUT. WHA?! Like it's some kind of coming of age CATCH PHRASE?
NO!
YOU'RE JUST STUPID! SEACREST, GAY!

-Smurfy

Confound these evil addictive webcomics!

Smurfy — 2004-07-26T07:07:00-05:00

So my dad's truck blew up yesterday. Thatw as intresting. Timing thingy broke and the engine destroyed itself. Alot of fun to see, let me tell you what guys.

I also ended up making around 50-1900 web comics

Man, addictive!

I even have a storyline. Isn't that weird? A storyline!

Imagine that.

In the last story Melanie and Carl, tired of being killed constantly by Lee, Jason and me, combines their evil powers to make the WTFRU monster.

It absorbed everyone, Jaclyn, byron, Chad, brooke, Jason, some random cowboy, and AGENT SKWRIL and caused lee to ignite himself on fire. and began reampaging around the world. Jason (televisionman) used his GO TIME powers to blow up wtfru, then was believed to be dead. He dug himself out of his own grave and went back to his kickin' zombie heads off master Jowintza. They were forced to go public with the fact jason was alive after the corrupt forces at channel 3 began broadcasting fake-Jason reports to raise their very sad ratings. What will happen next?

Apparently melanie and carl have just created what they call "The ultimate evil-doer" which will destroy Smurfy and his friends once and for all. Will they suceed? WHO KNOWS!

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/GroovySmurfy/243360

It's up there^ because my HTML left my head. And because I'm an idiot!

Haha.

Smurfy — 2004-07-27T11:07:00-05:00

"Man..STUPID freshman...I mean no offence to you..or you..or any of you..but ...STUPID Freshman!"
-The late great Wayne Miller

Blah blah blah blah Freshmen blah blah

Smurfy — 2004-07-27T05:07:00-05:00

Brooke is hip.
Brooke is "with it"
Brooke didn't scream in pain after listening to me jabbering for 3 or 4 hours.
w00t.

Talking to me is like reading this blog except it makes less sense.

I couldn't stand myself if I was anyone else, honestly.

So everyone had no idea where the freshmen were. Turns out they hnad left 2 hours earlier then we showed up. because everyone has no idea of anything at all.

For some reason Melanie became evil and got all crazy again today.

I have a bit of the dialog saved in my head.

Brooke:"You ever read smurfy's comic?"
Melanie:"Noooo"
Brooke: "He has you walking around and saying cleavage"
Smurfy: "Oh yeah. I needed a villain. Your with Carl"
Melanie: "WE'RE NOT EVEN FRIENDS ANYMORE"
Smurfy: "I needed a villain though"
Mel: "I'm not a villain, YOUR the villain"
Smurfy: "Right, right"
Melanie: "You just don't have any common sense"
Byron: "Isn't it the other way around?"
Brooke: "Why don't you like smurfy again?"
Melanie: "Oh it's a LONG story"
Smurfy: "not really"
Byron: "You know she's driving a spike through your face smurf?"
Smurfy: "Yeah...I got scars from that, right here on the left"
Byron: "Dude the spike is about as big as your leg"
Brooke: "McSmurf'ms we need to find more freshmen"
Byron: "Smurfy, you are my personal jesus"

The jesus thing came later but I got to lazy.

Man, why can't you just let the old things DIIIIIIEEEE.

Sure, she DOES walk around in my comic screaming cleavage alot, but she has a frightening amount of cleavage. Frightning.

That's just part of my Mr. Telford routine that alot of people felt was funny. So I ressurected it for my own happy use. So anywho. I'm sure there will be more clashes of the ego later on. w00t! So for now.

I'm going back to west again tommorow, probably with Brooke again, unless sarah shows up. It's not like we're actually working anyway.

Also, anyone else here know that Stefanie oppermun and Chad are going out now?

Brace yourself for some craaaaazy emotional rollercoaster rides.

Stay hip, suckerz.

Raining SkyFire: Man, blast it.
Raining SkyFire: I wish you rode my bus again.
Raining SkyFire: I want to make them NOT sit in the back so much.
Raining SkyFire: but if I say
Raining SkyFire: HEY IDIOTS MOVE
Raining SkyFire: they'll be like
Raining SkyFire: omg wtf u die smurfy
BonziBuddyX: How would Jason being there help that?
Raining SkyFire: uh...
BonziBuddyX: I mean, then our combined weight would be more, but..
Raining SkyFire: backup.
BonziBuddyX: That's about it.
Raining SkyFire: Shoot.
Raining SkyFire: your right
Raining SkyFire: at least I'd have someone to witness me getting beat by a freshie
Raining SkyFire: or jarrod going
Raining SkyFire: ::cracking knucles::
Raining SkyFire: THIS YEAR PUNK
Raining SkyFire: LOL
BonziBuddyX: Ooh, yeah..
BonziBuddyX: Good point.
BonziBuddyX: He did say that, didnt he?
Raining SkyFire: ah..yeah..
Raining SkyFire: Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll forget
Raining SkyFire: otherwise he'll stab me on the first day
BonziBuddyX: Man, that would suck.
BonziBuddyX: "TOWN GOON STABBED TO DEATH BY LARGE BLOB"
BonziBuddyX: Worst headline ever.
Raining SkyFire: XD
Raining SkyFire: Dude, that's jilarious
Raining SkyFire: I'm seriously "Laughing out loud"
BonziBuddyX: Haha, L.O.L, as you would say!

-SMURFY!

Smurfy's comic: Overdone or not done enough?

Smurfy — 2004-07-28T04:07:00-05:00

Response A:
"Dude,Smurfy! Your comic got boring all the sudden! What's up with it?!"

Visitors reponse:? Leave one.

Duuudeee

Smurfy — 2004-07-28T04:07:00-05:00

The freshmen this year are extremely evil and/or stupid.

Also Byron holds the dance dance hand puzzle.

THE DANCE DANCE HAND PUZZLE.
I do hope brooke got her sunburn fixed. Her face looks odd when it's upside down. The poor girl.

I got home today to get the realization that a guy I knew was coming over here to get the camper off the truck we had that exploded. Of course I had to take the C-Clapms off with a wrench, then we found the non-wrenchy thing.

Blasted 9/16th socket thing.

I have no idea what that means. Also I can write music. Also also is a stupid word.

Anyway, I gave the memo to Mr. Telford (THE PRINICPAL OF DOOM) that will allow me to do the morning announcements. If no one is else get's to do it...>\...

He'd better lemme. He said I could.

C'moooon Mr. Telllford... Make sure to drop a post about my comic series..

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/GroovySmurfy/243360

Haha. My html sucks.

WORDDDDD

Smurfy — 2004-07-29T02:07:00-05:00

Man.

Just a little over a week left before school stars all over again. ;-;

Although for the most part I'm looking forward to it. I miss my socially inedept friends who can't carry a conversation and all suck at everything. mmhm.

But besides that. After a healthy conversation about apyware with brooke and arguing about how erin passed out on a mountain was entertaining, I left my house for a visit up-the-road and gathered a newspaper. I waited for the mail, but came it did not. Stupid mailmail what a waste of my precious gas that was. Accursed 30 dollars a fill up! EVIL!

and thats why your BALD.

I noticed my blog was starting to taper off in terms of update quality, and I place blame solely on that comic. Which roxorz, by the way.

So I did my usual SMURFY research, and developed a blog lifespan.

Blog birth- categorized by posts that describe every pointless detail of everything. No feelings, no emotion, just words.
Firey young teenage blog- Emotion! content! feeling! very groovy stage
Middle age blog- fewer updates, less changes, more of a "Nothing happened today" kinda flavor
Dying blog- updates once or twice a week with fewer than 1 or 2 paragraphs of information
Dead blog- lyrics. Just lyrics.

When you see a blog with 5 entries in a month, then 3 or more posts with just lyrics, it is dead. It can be ressucitated, but it would take more work then most are willing to loan.

"TEH MOOR U KNO!"

FEAR THE EVILING OF YOUR OWN DOOM!

Smurfy — 2004-07-30T11:07:00-05:00

I dunno, I just think that title would make a good black and white horror movie.

Which reminds me I forogot about the zombie movie script.

Haha, you thought this was a worthwhile entry! WRONG!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Suckers.

I have an actual "Update" on my life's current situation and pasta story to come Later . So don't get to cocky.

>D

Later, foolio's.

SMURFY

Man

Smurfy — 2004-07-30T04:07:00-05:00

Haha, tricked you again, there ISN'T going to be worthwile reading entry today!

>D

Stuff that into your car engine and ignite it.

I did find this intresting away message. It made me go: "heh..'L.O.L.'"

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'." -Chris Rock

2:29pm - When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire.

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them

SCHEDULES!

Smurfy — 2004-07-31T01:07:00-05:00

*#&(&# WEST AND THEIR STUPID MAIL DELIVERY.

MY SCHEDULE IS LOST!

Nevermind

Smurfy — 2004-07-31T01:07:00-05:00

1. Eng 2 hn.- fergusson
2. Theater arts II - hubbard
3. Geometry - Storey
4. Biology Hn. - Felder
5. Spanish 1 - Olsen
6a. P.E. - Casey
6b. Health - McConnell
7. Civics / economics Hn -Clayburn

Mrs. Fergussen seems like trouble

Sing, a simple song, one more time.

Smurfy — 2004-08-01T05:08:00-05:00

Everybody, hamster dance.

Man.

No idea why I brought that up. No idea at all. What a tiring day. I discovered that my theater class is going to deeply rock this coming year. Sure, everyone in the whole world said I should switch english classes while I still can, but hey, I need the expereince of havingbad teachers so I can tell people I've had horrible teachers. Makes for good conversation you know. And boy do I enjoy my conversations.

Yep.

I also caught up with Barry and Robin Cohen today. I rather enjoy those guys. And I don't get to see themt hat much, so it was really cool to see her and barry again.

w00t.

I think I'm going to slow down on the webcomics too. I think I'm going to do 5 a day instead of 25 or 30.

Just to justify the plot. Which is nonexistent. BUT HEY! You know smurfy.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/GroovySmurfy/243360 (just a hint.)

I always end up being more compassionette and intelligent when I'm more on the tired side. Not one hundred different random thought going about my head. Just twenty five. So it makes for a better blog, you know?

I have open house thursday, so I will meet with this..english teacher...might get a little evil, but, it remains to be seen.

I think I'm going to go off and post some crap on some other people's blogs now.

Because I can.

So I'll catch up with you guyzo's lataro.

w00t; and so long.

Smurfy.

HOT FOR THE TEACHER!

Smurfy — 2004-08-02T11:08:00-05:00

Man.
God bless Van Halen, I tell you what man.

Haha, I said man twice.

HOT FOR THE TEACHER!

Best drumline/guitars/OMG VAN HALEN ROCKS.

I got it bad! SO BAD! I'm hot for teacher....

>D

If I ever became a teacher I'd so be the one caught making out with the freshmen chicks.

You know smurfy.

The idiot.

GAH!

So, I'm fixing this pot pie. It's a chicken pot pie.
As in

WARNING DO NOT PREPARE IN TOASTER OVEN.

Guess what I did?
I used a toaster over.

Guess what? haha, it exploded. Like. POOM YOU JUST WASTED 1.35 ON A POT PIE THAT IS NOW TOASTER CRUMBS.

I hate pot pies.

FOILED AGAIN!
BY THE PIE!

That makes me amd though, I mean

What difference does it make if I'm using a CONVENTIONA..Oh screw that. Some idiot is just gonna post on blog about how neurons inside toaster ovens produce evil trolls and thusly your pies blow up. Idiot blog posters.

You know what I mean.

Those guys,

That know EVERYTHING about oven trolls.

I HATE THOS GUYS.

Flag.

"But then my homework was NEVER quite like this!"

What a wiggy song fools.

LISTEN AND LEARN.

Or w..watch.

Whatever.

I did realize that once again I am having no classes with anyone in particular I'd care to have classes with. Man does that "Suxur" or suck, in english.

I did discover the correct way to screw up a pot pie today. But I believe that's gonna be the extent of my intelligent uses this afternoon.

I STILL haven't begun work on the zombie script. I NEED TO DO THAT.

Also I need to work on the adaption of the remote control massacre skit into the one act play... You can read the skit I did last year in school around the first few days of May when I posted. It's around the 28th..or..Whenever I started.

Also Kazaa users are idiots.

Random Fast-Food Mascot

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-MASTER SMURFY

Oh score. Hamster dance REMIX.

Smurfy — 2004-08-03T12:08:00-05:00

Dude, I so just found the full hamster dance REMIX.

On the WEB.

Be de ba de de do do....

Score.

Also I was alerted to the fact that I was woken up at 6:30 to go "Watch" my cousin up the street, only to be informed that IT WAS CANCELLED.

Oh screw that man.

Screw that.

Also.

OH SCREW ALSO

I HATE ALSO.

DIE DIE DIE DIE ALSO.

Gah.

Stupid word.

I also found out that playing TimeSplitters assault mode on one shot kill mode with One player versus like, 9 robots, that you are beyond screwed.

And by screwed I mean

HAHAHA. It's been 25 MINUTES and I cannot reach the WATERFALL. KILL ME PL..oh, thanks, you DID kill me.

Stupid robots.

Chassis bots suck.

IN NUMBERS.

(Smurfy lost track of his thoughts back at the hamsterdance)

Also noted is the 5 day remainder between me and school. Those 5 days are going to SUCK. They are going to suck that due to the fact that tommorow leaves 4 days, that measn the day after that leaves 3, et cetera, et cetera.

I talked to someone one time who said the word et cetera didn't exist. The whole word they said, was etc. HAHA. Idiot.

It's obviously...french or...italian or something.

Possibly portugese. AND BY PORTUGESE I MEAN SPANISH.

jeez.

I was reading through the paper yesterday, and they said john kerry's political ratings dropped 2% after the democratic convetion. I don't really see it, but being republican I'm an idiot anyway.

haha, silly smurfy, REPUBLICANS DON'T EXIST.

And how.

Oh dear. For some reason now I'm listening to Stevie wonder, what christmas means to me.

If only I was blind black and had cornrows. THEN I COULD JAM TO CHRISTMAS!

IN AUGUST!

Haha, you thought I'd say July.

We'll Screw ALL of you, It's AUGUST.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

As seen above, I'm out of things to ramble about. Jam to the bebop suckers.

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me..
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time..
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband!

-ULTRASMURFY

YZYZYZYZOOOOOWWW

Smurfy — 2004-08-03T10:08:00-05:00

Caffine should be illegal in UTAH.

NOT HERE.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

UTAH IS THE PLACE WHERE ILLEGAL CAFFINE SHOULD BE!
Not..in...MY STATE...

Backoff MY CAFFINE FOOLS.

ITZ MINE!

YES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh MAN I'm so high on CAFFINE it's ILLEGAL.

MAN.
MAN,

MAN!

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!

-Someone who is obvuously NOT YOU

To all my fans in smurfacadia

Smurfy — 2004-08-04T10:08:00-05:00

I have decided to quit mindsay.
I really just keep wasting my time on here, and it's taking up alot of time I'd like to dedicate to other activites. Like life, so as of today, I shall never return to the lair of mindsay. I sppologize to all my fans.

You fell for it didn't you. You know you did.

APRIL FOOLS!

"But SHMURFY, it's not APRIL LOLERZ, YYY DID U DO THATATATATATA"

Well, tough luck m'dears, thats what happens when you turn the calander to august. You might accidentily flip it to april.

Freshmen orientation tomorow. I have to go recruit them for drama club.

If another freshmen insults me, they die.

I only allowed that one because brooke slapped me rather hard. Twice. And I'm lying again, look at that.

Smurfy you dog.

Also i had a good heart to heart with michelle cohen about the dangers of my using caffine as a drug. Good to have friends like that, you know.

Good ol' Michelle.

And everyone else who ran AWAY from me on ym CAFFINE TRIP.

hahaha, thats fun to say.

You should all try it. It will liven yuor day.

So I was working today, right? And we pull up to this hangar. They don't have an elevator. And they ordered 8 boxes of 50 pound paper. and they have 3 flights of stairs.

Smurfy: Excuse me, where do you want this paper?
Guy-In-Monkey-Suit: LOL TOP FLOOR HUSSLE!
Smurfy flicks him off.

I carried 4 boxes.

Now that was quite a workout.

Carrying 50 pounds of paper up 3 flights of stairs.

I hate businesses.

Man was today hip

Smurfy — 2004-08-05T10:08:00-05:00

I have no time to talk of today, so as a result I will talk of today TOMMOROW. THEN TOMMOROW I WILL TALK ABOUT THE PRESENT WHICH WILL BE TOMMOROW. In

Man I hate caps.

I seriously do, I swear.

*Things of note, for tommorow:
-Michelle's otter
-Absence of people at open house
-FRESHMEN OF DOOM
-The stare of death
-The return of drama club drama
-Doomy's
-SON OF A DUCK THATS ALOT OF STUFF

Feel free to NEGLECT THE FOLLOWING

Brooke cannot keep a sunburn away.
Brittany often has no idea.

Equations.

Smurfy — 2004-08-06T05:08:00-05:00

Just add boxes!

Heres another one.

Once upon a time

Smurfy — 2004-08-06T06:08:00-05:00

There was a place called high school.

Hello High school! Smurfy yelled.
Hello smurfy. Good to meet you.
Where is it you live smurfy?

Asked the high school.

I live near shallowford! Smurfy announced happily.

But as the next year came around, smuryf said to the high school:

Hi old friend!

To which the school replied

Who the *#&#* Are YOU?

Yeah. Blasted school bus routes.

"We're sorry,b ut we have no record of you ever having lived where you say you do."
"Dude, my families been here for over two hundred FREAKING years"

"I'm sorry your just not in our records. Have a nice day."

Haha. OH SCREW YOU ALL WEST! SCREW YOU ALL!

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Man

Smurfy — 2004-08-06T08:08:00-05:00

I updhated the beggining and closing pictures of doom.

I even added a gay looking font to the bottom one. It just helpes to make the rest of the site blend in. I'm working on a COOL new background. One that doesn't SUCK.

haha, kidding, of course it will suck.

haha.

Smurfy — 2004-08-06T09:08:00-05:00

Yeah. That background SUCKS.

I'll get a better one that DOESNT suck soon.

As in,

it sucks less. BUT NO ABSENECSMENBSNE OF IT!

Also:

Smurfy — 2004-08-06T09:08:00-05:00

I am now beggining a NEW social experiment. This is social experiment three for those counting. Which will be hard to know because the first two were top secret disasters. No lie.

Results to be posted soon.

here's a hint of the social experiment.

Smurfy — 2004-08-06T10:08:00-05:00

rz: i found ur name on a search on a picture website
rz: for digital images
rz: pictures that r actually digital images is wut i mean
rz: lol
Sb: errrrrrr....oookayyy
rz: so wut state do u live in?
Sb: nc
rz: nc?
rz: i live in south dakota
rz: haha its def. not NORTH dakota!
rz: LOL
Sb: no.. it would be north carolina
rz: oooo
rz: then it really isnt north dakota!
rz: lol
Sb: yeah ha ha
Sb: how'd you get my screename again??

See. This is the AMAZING experiemtn where I just act stupid and get people to say stupid things.

it's a very stupid social experiment! BUT FUNNY.

FUN.

Smurfy — 2004-08-06T10:08:00-05:00

Man is this lame. No good'ns.

rz: hey ttherE!
HannahMk: hi whos this
rz: lol
rz: robert
HannahMk: robert who
rz: robert manguard
rz: and u?
rz: i found ur name on a journal
rz: online
rz: on the interweb
rz: i mean net
HannahMk: oh k
HannahMk: cool
HannahMk has blocked you at 10:38:22 PM.

One more time!

Smurfy — 2004-08-06T10:08:00-05:00

Now THIS guy was stupid.

rz: Hello there!
hugsRfun: whos this
rz: My name is Peter Julian Maguard, and I would like to know if you would participate in a quick survey
hugsRfun: oh sure i guess so
hugsRfun: well u see i only jackk off once a day
rz: Well that's not neccesarily the survey.
rz: Of course....Now let's begin.
rz: Have you/do you ever consume "Friedman's Green beans"
hugsRfun: well uhhhhhhh well i dont think so
rz: Okay, Have you ever consumed any Friedmans's food products at anytime?
rz: That you are aware of.
hugsRfun: i dont kno what fried mans is lol!
hugsRfun: well good bye now
hugsRfun signed off at 10:50:58 PM.

More stupid stuff

Smurfy — 2004-08-07T11:08:00-05:00

rz: Hello there!
STARSwithN: hello...
STARSwithN: whosthis
rz: Oh, Sorry
rz: My name's Robert Julian Manguard
rz: Or Robbie!
rz: haha!
rz: How are you?
STARSwithN: im good
rz: Haha, Alright!
rz: Would you like to take a quick survey?
rzr: I'm doing a consumer relations bit for Friedman's food company
STARSwithN: naw im good
STARSwithN: sry
rz: You sure?
rz: It's only a few questions.
STARSwithN: yup
STARSwithN: sry
rz: You'll recieve financial compensation.
rz: :-)!!!!
STARSwithN has blocked you at 10:31:35

man.

I tell you what this makes it alot easier to update.

Actual smurfy life info coming soon!

What do you call a watermelon in mid air?

Smurfy — 2004-08-08T09:08:00-05:00

A watermellon football.

Or maybe the thing THAT JUST EXPLODED ON YOUR NEW SHOES.

Blasted watermellon football.

I'm thinking about making smurfy's blog t-shirts.

Wouldn't that be groovy? It could have like, a picture of my amazing eating man avatar, with words such as

HE'S NOT STONED! BUT HE SURE IS STUPID!
Smurfy's BLOG

Or something like that.

Possibly not stupid.

But hey, you never know, you know?

I am gonna look deeper into t-shirts anyway.

Gonna be awesome.

ANNNNNNNYway.

Wow, I TOTALLY forgot what I was gonna say here, and I had alot. I guess I'm just off today. So tommorow begins another magnificently over-dramaticizised year of high school. Gonna be a sophomore this year, you see.

What I like best about being sophomore, is that you gain a little knotch in the IMNOTAFRESHMEN meter. Whew.

Boy do these freshmen suck. This year. Especially.

See, they get so naive. When I was a freshmen, I was fully EXPECTING high school to suck, you knbow, get blown up,whatever.

I did get thrown through a window, but I covered that newstory on the smurfopedia.

http://www.expage.com/smurfpedia

Curse that Kyle Rasmussen! and his last name!

Also I was alerted to the fact that some senior chick, Abby Hill, also asked Mr. Telford if she could do the morning announcements. Of course even though I had already asked, he agreed, so we split the days now.

Bah.

At least I get to do it. That still satisfy's my hunger for stupid jokes I can do over the P.A. System. Boy do I love my stupid jokes!

Oh my!

I must depart!

SINCERELY

Smurfy!

Another stupid one!

Smurfy — 2004-08-08T04:08:00-05:00

rz: Hey there!
foolishgirl1 returned at 11:57:57 PM.
foolishgirl1: Hey!
foolishgirl1: Whose this?
rz: My name is Robert Manguard
rz: or ROBBIE!
rz: hahaha.
rz: You know, like a "Nick Name"
rz: hahaha.
rz: What about you?
rz: Hello?
foolishgirl1: whoa, sorry
foolishgirl1: awesome, yeaaah I have a "Nick Name" too
foolishgirl1: Ali
rz: Ali!
rz: Awesome nickname.
rz: I would call you AL but that would be a Nick NICK name
rz: hahahaha!
rz: Ah, well
rz: Anyway
rz: I'm a PR guy for Friedman's vegetables
rz: Would you like to take a reeeealy quick survey?
foolishgirl1: sorry aim keeps signing me off, if youve noticed lol
foolishgirl1: for SHO!
foolishgirl1: hmm
foolishgirl1: waiiiit. did you get my s/n from mindsay?
rz: Probably something like that.
rz: I have a screen name sweeper
rz: It goes over blog's and like, say, picture websites.
rz: But it seems as if I have been alerted to a delay
rz: I shall contact you Later!
rz: hahaha
foolishgirl1: oh, fun.
rz: Later al!
foolishgirl1: lol cya robbie

Dude.

Smurfy — 2004-08-08T04:08:00-05:00

NEW flavor of mountain dew.

And it is HOTT.

BAJA RUSH

Chat logs

Smurfy — 2004-08-08T09:08:00-05:00

freedomhowler has left the room.
freedomhowler has entered the room.
Electron Pink: well
Electron Pink: i have furious george shirts!
Electron Pink: and no one has heard of them
Raining SkyFire: dude
Electron Pink: so in your face
Raining SkyFire: what teh WHA
BonziBuddyX: Furious Geroge!
BonziBuddyX: The RAGE-FILLED LITTLE MONKEY.
Raining SkyFire: HAHAHAHA
Raining SkyFire: XD
Raining SkyFire: !!
Electron Pink: no
Electron Pink: idiot

Holy SNAP did today SUCK.

Smurfy — 2004-08-09T05:08:00-05:00

"YOU CAN CUSS ALL YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU CAN SPELL IT" My bus driver said.

Immedietelly there was a cry from this freshmen.

"HAHAHAHA REALLY?"

"Dude!!!!! MANNN!!!! I saw a guy who looked like FIFTY CENT who had on a FIFTY CENT t-shirt!!!!!! it said G-Unit on the back!!!!"

Actual freshmen quote.

Now, I'm pretty laid back about social situations. I don't general like to be a ripple in a roraring pond, but today, man.

Today.

Today just SUCKED.

I find out I don't ride 660 like everyone else I rode with last year.

I now ride 603.

It comes complete with 75% underclassmen.

::sigh::

I'm going to miss Susan and the bus last year.

This means April doesn't ride my bus, none of thsoe cool chicks, none of those far out guys.

Nothing.

What a sucky day.

I waited for my bus outside my house for 2.5 hours before I realized it just wasn't coming.

After I found my bus, after so much problems, the driver simply said

"I was tryin' to finish real quick you know"

Stupid evil ghetto bus driver.

And then SPANISH

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh I am so screwed.

What a lousy day.

See, this isn't "emo"

This is just whiny.

If I was being emo I'd say "sux" or "killz me" alot.

OR MAKE MY BACKGROUND FILLED WITH POSTERS OF CHICKENS.

I wondered why people hated freshmen so much.

And today the reason came up to me, slapped me in the face, bruised my legs, and said "ROFLOLMAO"

I have included a picture taken recently of freshmen at my school. Note the obvious lack of intelligent brain cells.

.........

So today, the title of life is

Freshmen Suck

Also, Here's an angsty song that reminds me of alot of relationships I'm in the middle of

You're better off without him
Don't call him
He's breaking your heart.

He's hanging with your best friend
And you're waiting there
It's tearing you apart.

He lied to you a thousand times,
When I was there he kept you waiting.

And I'm still here waiting there
To catch you if you fall.
I don't know why I care so much
When I shouldn't care at all.

Finally got the nerve to tell you
How much you mean to me
You said that I was your best friend,
A real sweet guy
But that's all I'd ever be.

I don't know why I care so much
When you don't care at all!

"Sing a simple song full video"

Smurfy — 2004-08-09T08:08:00-05:00

"Hidy hey! Hidy ho! Sing a simple song.... When they played it on the radio, everyone sang along! Hamster dancing in the street! They had it going ON! From paris to hollywood! from new york to hong kong! Everybody everywhere! Singing a simple song!

It's HAMTASTICALLY groovy!"

They said hamtastical and groovy in one sentence.

God bless those dancing hamsters, I tell you what.

Let's make fun of blogs now.

Smurfy — 2004-08-09T09:08:00-05:00

Here are some excerpts from blogs I've discovered on my journey's.

REJOICE IN TAKING THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT!

"
1. MY NAME IS TULIP PANSY
What kind of parents would name their child Tulip Pansy? The kind that are mine, i guess.

2. I AM A COMPULSIVE LIAR

3. MY HAIR IS THE COLOR OF PUKE GREEN
My mother has assured me that it's because of the chlorine
in the school pool. But i have a different theory. I think God is punishing me.

4. MY BUTT IS THE SIZE OF WISCONSIN"

"Anyway, I have to tell you that my ants are smart. Last night I went and laid down for a few minutes, which turned into 7 hours. Anyway when I had got up this morning I realized that I had left an empty glass sitting by my computer desk. The glass had once had sweet tea in it so it was swarming with ants. I picked it up and looked at it in disguist and then slammed it back down and cussed out the ants. Well wouldn't you know that they all came trooping out of the glass, down the side, and have disappeared to who the heck knows where. There is once again not a sign of an ant anywhere and my glass is free of them. I thought that was rather strange, but then again I guess I have neve cussed out ants before either. Maybe they understood, but I kind of doubt it. So not like anyone has probably ever studied the behavior of ants before, but is this normal for them to do something like that? Maybe they knew if they didn't leave I would kill them all, not like that isn't my overall intention anyhow, but still."

"August 5th, 2004.

whos hungry?!

6:24pm - i just got off the phone with like one of my best friends she moved to georgia but it was kewl to talk to her and stuff!! i want to runnaway and stay with her and her family any one want to come with me.... i've got donuts lol!!"

Hahaha.a.a...a....

I HATE MY LIFE BUT I HAVE DONUTS LOL REJOICE I AM HAPPIE.

Moving on.

(This is fun fun FUN!)

"August 8th, 2004.

Theres underpants in mah pants?!?

my stupids for the week...okay..i was swimming laps at the hotel and my hand hit the wall then my head hit the wall and i have a big ole scrape ontop of my head..i tripped once when there was a bunch of people around..i studdered alot when i tried to say this one word(dont remember what it was) and some lady had to say it for me..i think that was it..

i am at kates and i havent seen her in forever so it was great. i missed my friends and talking to all you people that are kind enough to read my blog. thank you.

randomness..me and kate are gonna have ear hair when we are old men!!

post a comment? in mah pants!"

He actually said, Post a comment in mah pants.

Dude.

I can't make this stuff up folks, I just CAN'T.

Who IS David Lynch?

Smurfy — 2004-08-10T06:08:00-05:00

"Yeah..I'm jason..and I brought this..booklet...because it proves that if if David Lynch does anything I'll buy it...."

"Who did you say?"

"David Lynch"

"You mean eraserhead?"

"No..I mean..David Lynch."

"Oh...uh..I don't think I know who he is...Next?"

XD

You could SMELL user TelevisionMan getting angry at the mention of no one else actually liking David Lynch.

And also, it was show and tell.

WHA TEH WOOOAHT?

Anyway.

My bus actually picked me up today, that was cool, and "ALAN THE HICK" Yelled at the freshmen while the Junior, Seth Christian farted on some freshmen who wandered into the back of the bus.

Idiot freshmen.

Also my fat idiot Jon managed to further make me wonder why I have to be related to idiots like Jon. Who are also fat idiots.

Also theater is hip.

Smurfy:"Maybe they are like, Triplets...or..something"

Class:"HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!"

Smurfy:"Why was that funny?"

Everyone:"We don't really know"

Also The operative known as Kat is going to help produce the smurfy's blog tshirts!

Also, I noticed my 4000 mark is about to be tripped. Scoreeeeeee.

Leave me a post if you notice your close to the 4000th hit.

w00000t!
__________________________________
It's that time again! Time to find random blog excerpts and enjoy TAKING THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT!

"August 1st, 2004.

1:16pm - Yesterday a very smart friend of mine told me words that meant alot to me. He told me not to worry about everything and to be happy in the time i'm here. Granted he only said this because we almost got hit by a huge bus, but it's true. I'm spinning the black circle."

Hahaha. Those crazy buses! Always hitting those CRRRAZY kids!

"August 2nd, 2004.

Hallo

11:02pm - Hey people. I stayed home today and cancelled with Arlise, =( oh well, next time. The good news was that I baked some uber awesome blueberry muffins! They are only 90 calories, (cause Stephy is on a diet and all) and then for dinner me and my aunt made popovers but they came out too eggy and ish, ick. =[ I guess it's cool.

It was soo hot today. i went out to help my aunt in the gardne and ugh...i think summer decided it wanted to come back with humidity...blah...I ate an early dinner at like 5 and then at 6 i went up to my room read a lil and then passed out for two hours! Wow, I was le tired. Now I am up waiting for my Snugglebear to habla with me. I miss my Mooshi!!!!!!"

o.o

Oh

Snap.
Snap.

SNAP.

One more.

"August 4th, 2004.

So bored

8:44pm - Werewolves are teh best... (us intelligent ones call them "lycans") but ive been wondering. whow oudl win, spiderman, or a vampire."

When haven't we asked ourselves the SAME question! it is one of the eternal's. Like DID THE CHICKEN MUTATE OR DID THE EGG FALL INTO TOXIC WASTE?

Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz.

Carry on, soldiers of DOOOOOOM

-Smurfy

SHARK!

Smurfy — 2004-08-11T08:08:00-05:00

It's time for another one of my corny jokes.

"L.O.L."

There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees a shark in the water, so he starts to swim furiously towards his boat. As he looks back, he sees the shark turn and head straight towards him. He's scared to death, and as he see's the jaws of the great white beast open, revealing it's horrific teeth, the atheist screams, "OH GOD! SAVE ME!" In an instant, time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, "You are an Atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"

Confused, and knowing he can't lie, the man replies, "Well, that's true, I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?"

The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retarcts back into the heavens. The man feels the water being to move once again. As the atheist looks back, he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, when all the sudden the shark stops and pulls back. Shocked, the man watches as the huge beast closes its eyes, bows it's head and says,

"Thank you Lord, for this food for which I am about to recieve..."

Hahaha. JUST KIDDING. NOTHING HAPPENED.

Smurfy — 2004-08-12T09:08:00-05:00

And so my caps attack once again.

Events of note that occured today-

>I remembered I suck at english

>I suck at english

> I NEED a new seat in theater arts...

>I got to hang out with brittany for 4 or 5 minutes. Thats 6 or 7 more then usual.

>I'm still single.

>I'm STILL freaking single.

>I know WHY

>I suck at English

>My civics classmates are idiots. And also preppy.

Example A.

Morgan Lovelace, the only girl at West who cares if her eyebrows are not styled properly.

I hate styled eyebrows.

> SOme other stuff

>I suck at english.

Also noted was that I now have the ability to speak the spanish alphabet with accuracy unmatched by anyone as stupid.

Smurfy's Blog T-shirts are coming QUICKLY my dear retarded freinds!! HAHAHAHAHA.

Whatever.

The darkened light haunts the evening sunrise.

33 pushups in 60 seconds!

SMURFY IS A MIGHTY NERD BEAST.

The strongest nerd this side of My house, SUCKAH.

w00tations.

And KAT did TWENTY crrrrrrrAZY pushups.

You havent seen pushups until someone does them in converses.

And Kat sure did, fool.

AS soon as she provides that link she shall become groovier....

The one and only.

Smurfy.

-.-...

Smurfy — 2004-08-12T10:08:00-05:00

Sometimes, you just have to realize that we wear alot of masks.

As do I.

The day the Day became a day that had a day like no other day.

Smurfy — 2004-08-13T04:08:00-05:00

HAHAHAHA.

YESSSS.

Also some hott freshmen chicks ride my bus man.

Hot FRESHMEN chicks.

w00tations.

Everyones a hottie when you live in smurfavitaville.

It's like Jimmy Buffett except not.

AND BY NOT I MEAN I'VE HAD A HIT SINCE 1983.

I've looked into the smurfy's blog t-shirts, and I'm seeing potential here folks. Really am.

Also my autobiography:

THE BETTER THEN BILL CLINTON BOOK

Coming most likely in 9-10 years/months/never.

(Fill in later)

(lazy)

Also my comment numbers died down.

What the smurf man!

WHAT THE SMURF!

It's not like I'm DICTATING you all to be DICTATED into DICTATION.

Oh snap.

Cici's pizza.

ILL BE BACK TONIGHT FOLKS

THE DOOM BEGAN ON FRIDAY THE 13TH

Smurfy — 2004-08-13T11:08:00-05:00

And it KEPT On until friday the FOURTEENTH.

HAHAHA!

I have so many way far out idea on t-shirts.

We need to have some voteage on which ones would be grooviest.

We have

1. Smurfy picture giving thumbs up saying: I SURVIVED SMURFY'S BLOG! MY MIND DID NOT!

2. WALMART KILLZ U. SMURFY DOESN'T.

3. A thong that reads: SMURFY WAS HERE

(I like number 3)

4. t-shuirt with a huge >D on the front and SMURFYS BLOG ROXORZ on the back.

So what do you think fools?

The jacuzzi of death

Smurfy — 2004-08-13T11:08:00-05:00

You have a phone call.

Your mission: Move hotub from point A (old guys house) to Point B (not old guy's house)

Problems:
>Hot tub weighs 762 pounds.

>Two bungee cords.

>6 foot truck bed, 8 foot hot tub.

End result:

Pain, misery, broken hot tub, broekn truck, broken back.

Final solution:

Give old guy a mean look.

__________________________

Blah blah blah blah.

Jarrod Bailey got beat up by some freshies today.

Rarr.

I opened up my online store, and I'm adding things now.

Only thing is, once I start selling stuff,

I got to apply for taxes.

I'm not sure I want to do that right now.

But who knows....

Aye.

NOTHING HAPPNEDED, GAAH

TYPO!

SHOO!

GO AWAY NOW!

COMICSSSSS

Smurfy — 2004-08-14T12:08:00-05:00

But the funniest one of all may just be Get fuzzy...

Smurfy's Family Reunion

Smurfy — 2004-08-14T09:08:00-05:00

Man.

My family knows how to reunite.

Let me tell you.

We had my grandma's macoronii, and her chiken and dumplin's, and my aunt elains strawberry shortcake, and uncle carl and aunt francis'...uh....Soda...

My family is the colest bunch of rednecks in the world.

But see, you could be confused by that

There are Hicks, Bad rednecks, and good rednecks.

Hicks are just idiots who live in nowhere.

bad rednecks are the rednecks who live in doublewide trailers, eat dog meat, and have 5-19 children.

Good rednecks, are farmers, who are generally intelligent but lack the means to bverbally express it.

Good rednecks roxor.

'Cause they can cook.

We played banjo music, did some pool, foosball, played with some of my 3rd and 2nd cousins, all that jazz.

And do we know how to freaking COOK.

aw MAN.

Alex Melda and DJ from school apparently were arrested earlier today for smoking pot. Some of you I actually know might know those guys.

I find it funny, because DJ is a jerk.

Big jerk.

With STUPID hair.

I have another really corny joke to tell soon.

It's a GOOD one.

Better then my OTHER bad lame corny dumb jokes that somehow are still funny.

Comma.

My Blog T-shirt fantasies are soon to come to fruition my friends/mortal enemies/random internet hobo's.

Everyone who I don't think is an idiot gets a free Smurfy doesn't think your an idiot ballcap.

Or maybe a dollar off.

I might even offer smurfy's blog trucker hats.

Everyone likes trucker hats.

Except me.

But hey, this blog isn't about SMURFY, it's about say,

George Washington Carver.

Or,

Benjamin the blue eyes Gopher.

What pointless and dull and has later at the end?

Later.

-Smurfy

BAD MIDI FILES MUSIC

Smurfy — 2004-08-14T11:08:00-05:00

I now have BAD MIDI MUSIC on my BEE LAWG

It'll die soon, don't worry.

I just like that song.

^_^

if it's annoying tell me and I'll kill it.

IDIOTS!

Smurfy — 2004-08-15T03:08:00-05:00

So I went to K & W today.

K & W as in RACIST DOOM.

For example;

Friday afternoon my history teacher asked:

What race of people most often immigrates to america?

"MEXICANS!" Cam the response from the back row.

"Right" Said my AFRICAN/AMERICAN PSUEDO EUROPEAN 1/6TH IRISH CIVICS AND ECONOMICS TEACHER.

And then we got into an hour long discussion of why we should call hispanic people mexicans which turned into some stupid race thing we've talked about in every class, ever.

Which leads me to my opinion, which we have all grown to know and love.

"I'm puerto-rican. Not Mexican. It's offensive to call me Mexican" One PUERTO RICAN MEXICAN said.

But now. I want you to scroll up and look at my picture.

Do I look white to you?
HAHAHA IM NOT YOU RACIST.

That's how the class ended up.

But now, let's get technical.

I'm Irish, scottish, german, cherokee indian, sioux indian, english, and some other crazy stuff.

I'm mostly scottish.

Do I ge toffended if some guy call's me a white guy?

Do I get offended when someone calls me a "A FOO' DUM CRACKAH!"

Not really.

This is why I label this column, IDIOTS.

Who in the heck CARES if you're part german/irish.

If you look hispanic rednecks like me call you a mexican.

Is it dergoatory?

No.

Then why does it matter?

Because historically, people are stupid.

Blah blah blah blah blah.

Who Cares.

Now, if I wanted your family history, I would ask.

I would ask

"LOL WHATS YOUR FAMILY HISTORY BEFORE I CALL YOU MEXICAN"

Sure calling some white guy a mexican would be stupid.

Sure calling someone who was wearing a thsirt that said

I AM PUERTO RICAN a mexican would piss them off.

But dude.

Why the heck would I care to know that?

Why would you CARE to know that I'm scottish.

And this brought up the point of American culture.

There IS NO American culture.

American culture, is a whole bunch of everybody stewed into one big pot and left on boil for 2 weeks.

NOBODY in other countries says:

Oh MAN look I dress liek an AMERICAN.

WHA?!?!?!

We don't dress or act like ANYTHING.

Theres so much bloody diversity that any resemblence to any culture we migth ahve had died out centuries ago.

The only American culture we have are NATIVE AMERICANS.

I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN.

I can't say INDIAN because thats POLITICALLY INCORRECT.

You know what?

Being politically correct is going to kill ALL of you.

This has been a message brought to you by

REDNECK CORP. OF AMERICA.

Man.

I'm SO going to get flamed for this.

FLAME ME YOU FOOLS! BUUUURN AWAYYYY.

Moving on,

I made contact with a freshmen at west today about "Cell Phones"

She was hott.

Stupid hott freshmen.

Why do they have to be FRESHMEN.

Everyone knows they kill CATS.

Also, what in the name of smurf is with these guys and their crazy personalities?

So I'm in a chat room last night, with these PEOPLE

And all the sudden everyones like

OH SNAP WE'RE ANTISMURFY NOW.

Wha?!?!?!

You can all have your smurfy's blog t-shirts at FIVE TIMES the normal price for a nonexistent SMURFYS BLOG T-SHIRT.

No one likes an ANTI-SMURFY-NIST

And remember kids, if you download music, you're downloading communism.

~_^

-Smurfy and his mind of death.

It's been a long time coming.

Smurfy — 2004-08-15T05:08:00-05:00

Been a long time, my good friend and worst enemy.

Looks like my mind just corrupted itself again.

Blasted depression.

And then it goes away and then you eat some soup..

A year ago this week

Smurfy — 2004-08-16T07:08:00-05:00

That's right.

A year ago this week the worst attack on US soil to ever occur happened right here, in the states.

Do you remember where you were?

Where your family was?

When Gigli came into our theaters?

Oh I shudder at the thought,

We all know someone who was infected.

Let's have a moment to remember the fallen of our own.

Woo BOY

Smurfy — 2004-08-16T05:08:00-05:00

Check out this angry response guys! It made me go "Lol"

"
-Smurfy and his mind of death.
Their reply was:
Subject: You are a f------ idiot
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm far from PC, I normally applaud the lack of political correctness, but you are just stupid. Not one comment you made had any sort of coherance or hindthought. Some people are just too stupid to live...congratulations!...you are one of them! Try thinking before you type, dumbass!"

HAR HAR HAR

METAL FOOL OF DOOM!

Now, my primary suspects are narrows down BECAUSE I HAVE THE FREAKING ISP NUMBER.

IDIOT!

Now, Mr. /Mrs. 69.200.164.95

I bet you didn't know that even though you posted your ANNONYMOUS COMMENT on my BEE LAWG

I can TRACK your freaking NUMBER.

IDIOT!

Time for the JUICE

Smurfy — 2004-08-16T06:08:00-05:00

How random are you?

this quiz was made by alanna

haha!

WHODA GUESSED!

Anyway.

I'd love it if my annonymous poster left another remark.

I'd be very happy if you did, my annonyomous poster.

I'll kill your and your 2nd cousin yet.

ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DUDE.

I cannot STAND but to laugh at these guys.

Also, I'm DEFINETELLY going to do this the next time I go to the beach.

I'm saving watermelons RIGHT NOW

So anyway. SHUTUP.

Smurfy — 2004-08-16T07:08:00-05:00

Okay, onto the actual SMURFY NEWS OF THE DAY!

W00tations.

Man.

Today, on the bus,

I was sitting there,

and like,

nothing happened.

So after that, I like, went to class, like, like like, like, and like, then after that, like

nothing happened

BUT THATS UNFAIR TO ANIMALS!

That's EXACTLY why I'm here to piss you PETA people off today.

Boy smurfy, they might say,

You really are on a roll with this stuff lately!

Too which I would reply.

Freakin' right I am.

Which is exactly why I'mnot attacking PETA today.

The metric system, however, is open season.

You know what

SCREW THE METRIC SYSTEM.

So what if EUROPE can't figure out how much an inch is.

SCREW EURUPE AND THEIR STUPID MEASUREMENTS.

Also ASIA CAN ALSO LEARN THEIR STUPID METRIC SYSTEM.

But personally

I freakin' hate the metric system.

Of course,

the metric system is only here in order to make life easier. Now thats what they SAY. But it's NOT.

Especially when you PROPOTIONALIZE METRIC aha.ah..blah blah...

I felt extremely dumb whent he freshmen were like

OH LOL I GET IT

And I was like...

Dude.

O.o
WHA?!?!?!

That sort of thing.

I just sort of stopped lsitening after that and looked out the window and pretended I was outside at my field laying out doing nothing.

Then Erin hit me with a binder called me an idiot and I was reminded that I was currently doing something:

Existing

Then I realized quickly that existence was a thought in the mind and that I had no mind then so I just sort of jabbed erin and continued not paying attention.

Poor erin.

She's going to kill me.

But besides that.

I realized English II Honors is a sucky class.

That Civics and economics was a sucky class.

That geometry is a sucky class.

And that if I keep on making stupid not funny jokes in mrs hubbards theater class shes going to MUTATE me into a CYBERNETIC ORGANISM capable of MASS FIRE ..a.s..STARTING.

But really.

I've been wondering something.

Where in the name of my sideburns is my freaking digital camera so I can make a NEW layout?

A year ago..this...wekk

Smurfy — 2004-08-16T07:08:00-05:00

Christin Stewart. My relative who isn't related.

Smurfy — 2004-08-16T09:08:00-05:00

Raining SkyFire: Hahaha.
Raining SkyFire: Christin.
casbaby12: hello
Raining SkyFire: How was the pictures there..for...uh..
Raining SkyFire: Field hockey!
Raining SkyFire: haha.
Raining SkyFire: yes.
casbaby12: lovely
casbaby12: we all wore our hair crazy
casbaby12: like on the top of our heads
Raining SkyFire: Oh SNAP.
Raining SkyFire: Thats INSANE
Raining SkyFire: INSANE I SAY
Raining SkyFire: Who would have thought.
casbaby12: meanwhile.. the cheerleaders brought their hair straighteners
Raining SkyFire: On TOP of your HEADS!
Raining SkyFire: Cheerleaders are crazed beasts.
Raining SkyFire: Threatening our sanity
Raining SkyFire: By use of their HAIR PRODUCTS
Raining SkyFire: and CLEAVAGE.

And By cleavage I obviously mean MISTER TELFORD.
casbaby12: hahahahahahaha
Raining SkyFire: Stupid hair products.
Raining SkyFire: No one really minds the cleavage but mr. telford
Raining SkyFire: but those blasted HAIR products.
Raining SkyFire: EUGH.
casbaby12: hahahahaha
Raining SkyFire: But..ah..
Raining SkyFire: Did you have practice too?
Raining SkyFire: Or just pictures
casbaby12: yea practice
Raining SkyFire: Groovy!
Raining SkyFire: Did you whck anyone with you're far out field hockey stick today?
casbaby12: nah lol
Raining SkyFire: Well
Raining SkyFire: Hmm...
Raining SkyFire: Maybe you should have *ACCIDENTILY* like
Raining SkyFire: Hit one of the cheerleaders
Raining SkyFire: YOU WOULD HAVE BRUISED THEM
Raining SkyFire: They would have shrivled up into NOTHING
Raining SkyFire: But HAIR PRODUCTS
casbaby12: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Raining SkyFire: and maybe CLEAVAGE
Raining SkyFire: Like a shriveled pile of HAIR
Raining SkyFire: and CLEAVAGE
Raining SkyFire: Then we'd have mr. telford all pissed off
Raining SkyFire: NO HAIR PRODUCTS WITH CLEAVAGE
Raining SkyFire: Studendenntas...s..students..
casbaby12: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
Raining SkyFire: You know I saw Mr. Telford at the movie theater once
Raining SkyFire: he was watching Garfield.
Raining SkyFire: Becuase as ashamed to say it I am, I actually saw garfield
Raining SkyFire: and the only ones in the theater was me mr. telford some balck guy and mr telfords wife
casbaby12: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Raining SkyFire: And I felt very uncomfortable knowing someone knew I actually watched garfield
casbaby12: lmao
Raining SkyFire: But then i was like
Raining SkyFire: holy crap
Raining SkyFire: mr TELFORD watches...GARFIELD..
Raining SkyFire: I'm sure he was mad at it
Raining SkyFire: because liz had some CRAZY lookin' shirt on one time
Raining SkyFire: cleavage indeed
Raining SkyFire: I figured he'd stand up and be like
Raining SkyFire: CUT THIS OFF
Raining SkyFire: THERES CLEAVAGE THERE
casbaby12: LMFAO
Raining SkyFire: You'll notice my whole purpose of making you laugh so hard is just so I can make fun of mr. telford while saying cleavage at the same time
casbaby12: hahahahahaha
Raining SkyFire: But I had fun doing it.
Raining SkyFire: I'm putting this conversation on my blog now.
Raining SkyFire: it deserves it.
casbaby12: hahahahaha k i'll read it later

A good reason to keep Christin around is that she laughs at my stupid jokes.

I like people who like my stupid jokes! ^_^

WHAT THE SMURF

Smurfy — 2004-08-17T05:08:00-05:00

I think my eyesight is failing again.

I'm going to need stronger contacts before long.

It's all you peoples fault.

YOU AND YOUR BEE-LAWGS.

Here's a quote by non other then Morgan Lovelace;

"So..if it's like..salad..then it's all together..and the same..but all seperate sort of and different but..I..I don't KNOW!"

Morgan Lovelace, I despise your idiocy.

Blondes would be better if they had common sense.

Or,

Wait,

Nevermind.

Theyt wouldn't

I also noted today, that Zach's (Man, you DUMB) sister enjoys hearing me laugh. So I did this cool new laugh.

It's like a combo of my Huuu huuu huuuuuh laugh and my crazy HEHEHEHEHEHE laugh.

It's just SEXY.

Also noted was that a certain dear young woman by the name of Kate Matthews has begun a reign of terror at my drama club table that may never cease to destroy our minds AND hearts.

Oh we are all so dead.

SO DEAD.

I also managed to increase my flirtation output by 17% today, due to some upperclass chick encounters of the best kind.

Hot diggity.

SEVENTEEN PERCENT.

THATS INSANE

You might say

To which smurfy may reply,

Hahahaha! look! It's sarcasm! AND ALSO DOUGHNUTS.

I learned that my former in-car and drivers ed teacher, Mr, Elliott's fiancê was killed in a car crash.

Isn't that ironic?

Irony is a bitter symphony in life.

So is the fact that today's entry is so short when I have so so so much time.

Aw,

Smurfy — 2004-08-18T05:08:00-05:00

Just a warning, I may not have a big update today.

I'll try to get around to it,

But I have to walk this stupid goat my dear Mother purchased.

I don't like goats.

I don't like a goat named "SOCKS" even more.

PREPARE FOR RANT ON AISLE 18!

-Smurfy the forewarner.

IDIOTS.

Smurfy — 2004-08-18T06:08:00-05:00

Now we have TWO annonymous idiots to kill.

Listen here 192.168.100.229,

I'm going to eat you ALIVE.

And spit out your STUPID html encrusted COMMENTS

Operation Goat Doom

Smurfy — 2004-08-18T10:08:00-05:00

So it goes down like this.

Yesterday, a box arrives with man driving a large pickup truck.

"That..uh..goat you bought is here.." He says.

"Um...right..You need to bring it down the hill here and put it in that old fenced in area"

"er...right.."

The man pulls out a small white pygmy goat.

Innocent looking enough.

But then it makes a sound.

a DEMONIC sound.

A sound that een NOW recoils throuhg my mind.

It bleats.

And bleats.

And BLEATS

It's right outside my bedroom window.

And it DOESN'T shutup.

So what's the solution to one goat?

Well, this goat,

My dear mother named "SOCKS"

"SOCKS" is lonely.

So we got ANOTHER goat.

Goat 2= NAMELESS BEAST

Goat 2 is on order for tommorow.

Express goat.

But see,

We don't want "SOCKS" to get fat.

So My mother insturcts me,

"WALK THE GOAT YOU FOOL! FOR YOU ARE ADOPTED!"

I'm walking a goat.

I realize, quickly.

I'm walking a goat.

Why am I cursed to live my life, I ponder

_____________________________

BUS ENCOUNTERS OF THE 42nd KIND!

Jarrod continued his onslaught of bad verbal attacks on pretty much everyone, and threw the following items out of the bus window, claiming it was cool.

1) 2 sheets of paper

2) Pudding cup

3) Something else

4) Spit into a large paper ball and thre it at Freshmen.

Now, after these things which Jarrod did, several "Freshmen" became angry and did something that will remain in my memory forever.

Said "Andrew" went to the front of the bus.

Jarrod got off and said; "GOODBYE YOU (Insert 6 random cuss words here)

So when jarrod walked by the kids window, the freshmen spit the biggest....eugh..

Nailed him.

mannnnn was that fun.

Jarrod tried to get back on the bus and asked the driver

"Can I have permission tog et on the bus and kick his ass?"

The bus driver said:

"GET THE BLAZES OFF MY BUS FOOL"

I love my bus driver.

Sure, spitting the biggest.a...eugh..

Sure that sounds incredibly imamture, foolish, and downright stupid.

But if you knew the back story behind it,

You would have yelled in glee as loud as I did.

Man.

I don't have much ways of ending this terribly entry unawkwardly now anyway.

So I might as well say some trite and terrible thing like

LATER FOOLS!

-The one and only,
Smurfy.

Why do we have to keep saying FRAN DRESCHER.

Smurfy — 2004-08-19T06:08:00-05:00

I HATE Fran drescher.

Goat # 2 arrived via GoatLand Express today.

That's two goats now.

Three goats too many.

My board meeting is tommorow, which will be about the first time I've seen any of the drama groovin's since..open house.

Brooke, Brittany, Amy, Lucy...and..uh..oh wait, carrie.

Then smurfy.

Of course when brittany comes she might just drag around DAVID because they are getting awful clingy lately.

I HATE people who cling.

I'm such a pissy little fellow you know.

Also, I had a very intresting conversation with "Kristen"

Raining SkyFire: Oink oink OINK
SpottedPinkDuck: Moo moo MOO
Raining SkyFire: Carlos keep on BLABBING
SpottedPinkDuck: HA HA HA
Raining SkyFire: and everytime we ask a question,
Raining SkyFire: my mind
SpottedPinkDuck: lol
Raining SkyFire: it just keeps dragging..
SpottedPinkDuck: ha ha ha ha ha
SpottedPinkDuck: thats funny.
SpottedPinkDuck: very sorry.
Raining SkyFire: I made a nice poem out of it
SpottedPinkDuck: may i read lol
Raining SkyFire: that was the bad poem right there dear.
SpottedPinkDuck: oh
SpottedPinkDuck: lol
Raining SkyFire: ~_^
SpottedPinkDuck: teehee
Raining SkyFire: ANYWAY
Raining SkyFire: How are you grooving around these days bonzai?
SpottedPinkDuck: ehh slowly
SpottedPinkDuck: lol
SpottedPinkDuck: im groovin very slowly
SpottedPinkDuck: u?
Raining SkyFire: I'm..
Raining SkyFire: Just partially groovy
Raining SkyFire: you coming to the football game tommoroee?
SpottedPinkDuck: Yup
SpottedPinkDuck: rich is takin me
SpottedPinkDuck:
Raining SkyFire: ~_~
Raining SkyFire: Freaking boyfriend.
SpottedPinkDuck: lol whats wrong w/ my 'freaking boyfriend' ?
Raining SkyFire: I'm anti-boyfriend.
Raining SkyFire: All around.
Raining SkyFire: Because, Kristen,
Raining SkyFire: I have a very flirtatious nature
Raining SkyFire: and of course,
Raining SkyFire: when theres that boyfriend anti-flirtation wall
Raining SkyFire: I am BRICKED
SpottedPinkDuck: lol well you arent flirtatious w/ me even when i didnt have one. lol
SpottedPinkDuck: and im very flirtatious too... and im bricked also lmao
Raining SkyFire: Dude.
Raining SkyFire: PSH
SpottedPinkDuck: ?
Raining SkyFire: I am beyond any level of flirtation you could imagine
Raining SkyFire: I think thats probably one of the reasons I'm always single.
Raining SkyFire: You know,
Raining SkyFire: for the last 15 years.
SpottedPinkDuck: youve NEVER had a girlfriend???
Raining SkyFire: mmm
Raining SkyFire: Yeah.
Raining SkyFire: That's about it.
SpottedPinkDuck: dang. i would think you would
Raining SkyFire: Yeah.
Raining SkyFire: I would too.
SpottedPinkDuck: you DO have a ton of girls as friends
Raining SkyFire: FRIENDGIRLS OMG .
SpottedPinkDuck: and uhh you DO flirt... a lot!
Raining SkyFire: Yeah.
SpottedPinkDuck: well yeah. but like... someone w/ your flirtatious nature would usually snatch up one that isnt uhh well... abnormally looking lol
Raining SkyFire: I don't know.
Raining SkyFire: I mean
Raining SkyFire: I'm certainly not gay.
SpottedPinkDuck: i know i know.
Raining SkyFire: I'm 107% sure of that
SpottedPinkDuck: ha. thats good.
Raining SkyFire: ::nods::
SpottedPinkDuck: you dont seem like a gay guy.
Raining SkyFire: Yeah.
Raining SkyFire: being all, straight and all.
SpottedPinkDuck: yup lol
SpottedPinkDuck: well usually gay guys flirt w/, GUYS
SpottedPinkDuck:
Raining SkyFire: Oh YEAH.
Raining SkyFire: Point!
Raining SkyFire: But, it doesn't nullify the fact that even the ugly stupid guys have 5 or 18 girlfriends a year.
SpottedPinkDuck: well paying a girlfriend doesnt count
SpottedPinkDuck: lol
Raining SkyFire: Shoot.
Raining SkyFire: I've tried that,
Raining SkyFire: I should have known
SpottedPinkDuck: im really shockedu dont have one though. cuz well girls LIKE humor right???
SpottedPinkDuck: ha. lol
Raining SkyFire: I guess.
Raining SkyFire: Maybe they don't like guys who are so obnoxious and wear clothes that don't have ABERCROMBIES SLAVE written on them
SpottedPinkDuck: ha! well i hate that.
Raining SkyFire: But you never know!
SpottedPinkDuck: well unless your wearing ABERCROMBIE then you arent gunna get the really really hot popular girls
SpottedPinkDuck: mmeee 2!
SpottedPinkDuck: ha.
SpottedPinkDuck: yeah. and they are just freakin stuck up and ANNOYING
SpottedPinkDuck: brb smurfy
SpottedPinkDuck is away at 6:46:00 PM.

Which made me once again come to the conclusion that I'm single.

Still.

Blast it.

Jaclyn Penelope Browning is purchasing a Goat-Eating-Horse for me, however.

It's a new breed.

It's from Czechaslovakia.

Smurfy that's the Czech republic now, you might say.

SCREW THE CZECH REPUBLIC, I would respond.

Haha.

I just offended THe czech republicans.

Oh right, I have a project for biology too do.

I'll probably update again tonight..

IF YOU ARENT ALL IN A COMA BY THEN.

And remember, at 10:21 tonight,

Duck.

That's all I can say.

-Jimmy da SMYUF

Hee hee

Smurfy — 2004-08-19T06:08:00-05:00

* The patient before you was a goat.

* Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS.

* He has an assistant named Igor.

* The local bar association named him "Client of the Year."

* Whenever he leaves the room his nurse makes duck noises.

* During surgery he has to keep repeating that "thigh bone connected to the knee bone" song.

* Mike Wallace and a film crew are hanging out in his waiting room.

* He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye exam. (Smurfy note: That ones very funny)

* You can beat him in a game of Operation.

* All his Medical books are from the Time-Life "Do-it-Yourself Series."

Lame blonde jokes.

Smurfy — 2004-08-20T05:08:00-05:00

How overdone, smurfy.

BLONDE COOKBOOK

MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.

The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve
without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath.
I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY: Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said
prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour
before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was
rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients
in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with
this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I
left.

SATURDAY:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked
me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps
counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I
could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I
put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast.
It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY:
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to
come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get
a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate
Moose.

Futbal Americana

Smurfy — 2004-08-20T05:08:00-05:00

w00tations fools.

Looks like Smurfy made friends with this new girl from Pennsylvania today.

Senior chick, fool.

~.o

I also heard this terrible joke.

Smurfy all your jokes are terrible!

Lies.

bananas are opposite of stop lights. Yellow means go, green means wait a second, and red means where the heck did you get that banana?

I don't even think that ones funny.

I just wanted to point out the inferior quality of brain cells versus witt.

Witt is better then brain cells.

MESSAGE!

Football game tonight.

Bring Money.

Football games are like one humongous flirtation FESTIVAL for me.

You all know how obnoxiouslly flirty I get, so it's like...

Waaaay wiggy.

And by wiggy I obviously mean fun. And by fun I mean w00000000000t!

Had a moderetelly successful Board meeting for the drama club.

The only thing I could concentrate on however, was the fact that there were no other guys on the board.

All these girls and only I get to flirt!

Ah...

I'm having a perfectly ALRIGHT day today.

Tonight, it shall surely grow to be a better day, as spaghetii is about to be served.

We shall dine on delight.

"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it."

--From Hamlet (II, ii, 206)

Shakespeare.

^_^

Hurray for theater.

Looks like Harvey auditions are coming up!

I hope this time I get a part that someone doesn't drop OUT of...

Drama drama, you know how it is.

But anyway and half a sausage link.

I leave you with this quote from my spanish class.

We had just said some long word which means.."Peanut"

My teacher said it "is one of 5 or 6 words I know for peanuts"

It sounded odd, and suddenly this random black guy in the class goes

"Did you just say PENIS?!"

To which the class laughed remarkably loud, and answered:

"No, peanuts"

"Oh..haha...oops"

Too which we replied

EBEROOOOOO

February or something.

Que fasil!

Anyway.

I thought it was worth noting that that fellow made himself look stupid.

Oh yes,

it was Alex Cutler.

Go make fun of him sometime.

So wheres the goat information for today smurfy?

OH SCREW YOU I REPLY IN CAPS.

Now go comment before I knock some sense into your eyebrows. RAR.

"Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't."

Polonius whispers this as an aside, referring to Prince Hamlet, a brooding enigmatic character who may be pretending madness throughout much of the play. We see early on that Hamlet is despondent over the death of his father, and the hasty remarriage of his mother to his father's murderer. Feigning insanity allows Hamlet to say and do things not otherwise acceptable. Everyone looks for reasons for his madness. The queen believes it is related to Hamlet Sr.'s death and her haste in remarriage. Polonious believes it is because he ordered his own daughter, Ophelia, to break off her romance with Hamlet , yet notices that there is some order and rationality at the heart of Hamlet's madness, a "method" which will lead to revenge. This line has been commonly rephrased as "There's a method to his madness."

Football: The aftermath

Smurfy — 2004-08-21T12:08:00-05:00

Stupid leg muscles.

Stupid VOICE.

Well, at first it seemed very low profile.

It was just me Sam And Ben.

That was it.

Then after I made an excursion down to the boardwalk, I found Jason and the Emo Krew.

Emo Kids.

::nods::

So I trucked them all up to our usual bleachers section at the top of the stands, and Jaclyn and Erin were now there.

Madison and Whats-her-face...uh...red hair..whatever..LIZA..ha..yes..

They wouldn't come up, because they hate our bleachers.

Whatever.

After a short time, 2nd quarter, we all went down to the area beside the bleachers in front of the secondary concession stand.

After noting that "Future Jared" was indeed stoned, we stared at his middle aged multi-colored pot smoking hair and wondered how the heck anyone could look so creepy just sitting down.

After that it's pretty much anyones guess what happened.

I attempted some lame conversation with melanie and she just gave me the verbal finger.

But that's alright,

It's on her now.

~_^

Boy do I love drama drama.

What was I going to say now?

This guy, JEFF, from parkland got pissed off because our school wasn't DIVERSE.

Our school is so diverse.

92% White.

That's diverse, right?

I didn't see that cool senior girl though.

That was depressing.

Also I have to admit my flirting ratio was down immensely.

I was MELLOW.

John Stamper scored something something.

I used to be able to run faster then him when we were in elementary school.

Then he went and got STRONG.

Now he just sort of floats from one end of the field to the other.

He filled some of the big shoes our seniors left last year.

Also, at the game I saw Toni.

Little tiny short groovy immensely far out Toni, although there was immediete lack of Lucy or Michelle Cohen, depressingly enough.

I did talk to this one girl at the football game, Who's name I can't remember right now.

I'm so terrible at names.

I guess I'm off, unless I had something else to say.

I'm sure I do, But I won't remember it until I leave for the night

I'm kinda stupid like that.

I did see afro-guy.

I forget his name too.

Time to once again restock myself with some foot-pain relief.

Standing for 4 hours does that too you, you know.

That soreness thing.

I have got a heckuva lot of homework to do.

Projects.

And Crap.

-Ranting about everything while maintaining a 3.0 average,
Smurfy

When in doubt, use a shop vac.

Smurfy — 2004-08-21T04:08:00-05:00

I realized I had an odd obsession today.

While in the middle of doing a "CAR WASH" Like every organization in the world does, I realized I deeply enjoyed using a shop vac to suck up odd objects.

I pulled 10 yissues out of a box just so I could suck them up usuing ht power of the shop vac.

I sucked up 3 of this one kids crayons.

I "Accidentily" sucked up around 72 cents worth of change, and also 6 paper clips, a little bag with one french fry in it, and a part of a car I'm sure someone wanted to re-attach.

But the thing was, I was so amazed at how I could suck random objects into the cleaner, it took to long to actually vacuum.

But dude.

Shop vac's rule.

(Also inhaled were two straws, a pencil, a ball point pen, one sock, a shoestring, and I sucked up a whole cup of water.)

I AM OBSESSED WITH SHOP VACS

THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE!

Also,

Smurfy — 2004-08-21T04:08:00-05:00

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/madhamster.php

Not very funny.

But I like the songs.

Also, speaking of songs, I finally killed the one in my background music.

You can't listen to a bad MIDI version of Ben Folds' Brick but for so long.

The Race

Smurfy — 2004-08-22T12:08:00-05:00

The races at bowman gray only prove that pissing off rednecks is a bad idea.

What is

Smurfy — 2004-08-22T02:08:00-05:00

Tuberculosis

A) A lame research paper

B) A semi-extinct llama from northeast asia

C) A stupid project

D) A disease

E) All of the above plus .70 cents for tax.

Oh..SEXY

Smurfy — 2004-08-22T05:08:00-05:00

Walkin' on the sun.

Smash Mouth.

Remember to tell me if the lame MIDI music gets annoying.

Also, go check out these groovy Icons man.

Brittany mankes them. You remember her.

She's the one who continually didn't bring me the holy grail.

You knoowwww

Monty PYTHON

Anyway

http://www.livejournal.com/users/midnightparade

Go check it out, because my HTML LINK SKILLZ suck.

CRAZY cool icons...

Reason to hate idiots of the day/Reason to like funny kids:

Smurfy — 2004-08-23T07:08:00-05:00

"But illegal aliens have rights just like WE do"

Announced proudly, one HISPANIC girl.

Sure, she's from Mexico.

But if I say MEXICAN

I might get KILLED by members of the ANTI SAYING MEXICAN ANNONYMOUS BLOG POST DEATH SQUAD.

To which I said to her:

You're freaking stupid.

Then this quote came up,

"Well why are M & M's and Eminem the same eh?"

Brian replied:

"Well.

They ARE both chocolate on the inside"

-End of pointless post.

LAUGH IT UP SUCKERS.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php

Mannnn

Smurfy — 2004-08-24T07:08:00-05:00

I SWEAR I'll have an actual UPDATE sometime withing the next 24 hours.

HONEST!

In the meantime, this new song is way groovy.

"A favor house atlantic"

My my.

Smurfy — 2004-08-25T07:08:00-05:00

It turns out this guy from Harvey, Wilson, is like the part written for me.

I too, want to abe a man from a medical ward who carries women off into random cells, and flirts with their daughters.

I TOO WANT TO PUT AN UNLIT CIGAR INTO MY MOUTH FOR 6 SCENES.

After that I read an away message that said

"im gone u find me"

To which I thought,

Has the youth of today lost all sense of what the english language can PRODUCE, if you just spell the FREAKING word YOU.

JUST SPELL YOU.

Lord.

Other'n that, I don't see any reason in continuing this discussion.

Picture day is TOday.

TO.

So I have my snazzy white/black shirts on with the suave jeans.

SUAVE.

Also, it seems as of note that it's gonna take alot to fill those shoes.....with cement so they sink to the bottom....

~smurfy

This girl. She is so STUPID.

Smurfy — 2004-08-26T07:08:00-05:00

Stupid girl: "Why are you DOING that"
Smurfy: "Doing what?"
SG: "Making all that NOISE"
S: "I was sighing?"
SG: "You've been doing it for like an HOUR"
S: "Class in only 45 minutes long"
SG: "YOU'RE THE BIGGEST JERK I'VE EVER MET"

___________________________

Guy taking Pictures : "Now, turn your head a bit"
Smurfy: "Which way?"
:::CLICK:::
GTP: "Next!"
Smurfy: "WAIT! I wasn't ready!"
GTP: "MOVE KID."

___________________________

As you can see, yesterday was mostly retarded, with light bits of lame insults coming in every now and then.

Stupid kids.

I'm so going to mess up that stupid girls hair.

crap

Smurfy — 2004-08-27T07:08:00-05:00

More news at 11

Well

Smurfy — 2004-08-27T07:08:00-05:00

Looks like everyone is an idiot these days.

So the mortality is real

Smurfy — 2004-08-27T06:08:00-05:00

Going to my great-unlces funeral Wednesday night, I was reminded once more of my great grandmother stewarts untimely death.

In 1988, 3 months before I was to be born, my great grandmother recieved an urgent telephone call from her niece, who happens to be blind.

It seems her husband, in a drunken rage, is trying to kill her. She wants her grandmother to get some people together and come help her.

When my great grandmother stewart arrived at the mans house, with one of my uncles and a few cousins, he pulled out a gun.

Declaring some irrational thing, he shot my grandmother dead. He shot my uncle as well.

he placed a call to 911 stating that he had just shot two people.

He was arrested later that night.

In the court's, he was found not guilty, and only sentenced to probation from ever stepping foot inside lewisvilles township again.

His name eludes me at this second.

But seeing her daughter, Ruby, at the funeral home, I could not help but be reminded of this.

I don't know why it stays on my mind on odd occasions, but at least theres a medium to pour it into..

Oh my

Smurfy — 2004-08-27T06:08:00-05:00

"You're breathing too loud"

So I;m getting my test back from Mr. Clyburn, the incredibly dull civics teacher.

I notice on my paper I have recieved an A! WHA?!?! I stated firmly. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HECK WERE DOIGNR IGHT NOW?!?!

This attracted the attention of Femi, made her usual "UGLY WHITE KID" face at me. In return, I did the most mature thing possibly and threw paper into her hair.

Now, Smurfy, was this the right thing to do?

Nope.

But you know. If your names Femi

You know?

Anyway.

I ordered my class ring, and everthing was going normal..until thursday!

During my math class, as my math teacher, miss storey was going over the hoemwork, she suddenly slumped against the dry erase board, and squaked out: "Someone..please..come up here now!"

She immdedietelly fell over and collapsed to the floor.

I, along with 2 or 3 other people, ran up quickly to see her.

My first thoughts were that she had just had a heart attack.

I kneeled down beside her, and her eyes were rolling, but she was still breathing normally, it seemed.

4 or 5 other kids went out into the hallways trying to get another teacher over to our location.

As I continued to kneel down beside her, another girl come over to her side. After feeling her forehead she said she was incredibly unusually hott.

I reached behind her rolling cart and got out her canteen of water, and gave it to the other girl while I stepped back and looked at some of the other kids in the class.

Some morons, the jock kids, seemed to be laughing. I haven't been so mad in quite awhile, but rest assured I was.

After attending a gym class later that day, and having one of them same kids from my math class declare I was "Queer" because I liked to use "dumbass sarcasm"

I firmly solidifed my belief that anyone who is deemed "Jock", is hardly worht the energy of ignorance.

Distasteful, at best.

This has been the weekend update.

See you on..THE OTHER SIDE...of...FRIDAY..or..SATURDAY!

Speaking of.

I'm going to carowinds saturday.

It's going to suck quite a bit.

I'll come back with more tales from the mind of smurfy, as soon as I can figure out where the heck I put my wallet. Blasted thing.

I NEED MY PERMIT!

SO I CAN DO PERMITTED THINGS!

And can you say horror without it sounding like whore?

"I need to watch a whore movie"

Woah

Smurfy — 2004-08-27T09:08:00-05:00

I found..much...MUCH better background music..Enjoy,

"Hotel California"

God bless the Eagles, I tell you what man.

And I tripped 5000 hits now!

It's so amazing, to see people respond to this.

Especially considering the onyl material I have here is my politically incorrect jabber and pointless nonsense.

But isn't that what the world is REALLY about?

Selected Conan O'brien jokes

Smurfy — 2004-08-27T10:08:00-05:00

I wish he came on now.

Argh.

Accursed olyimpics.

"The Associated Press reports that over 500 million people in China have never brushed their teeth. In a related story, China has just changed its name to England."

"According to CNN, many people along the campaign trail are now coming up to Teresa Kerry and telling her to keep speaking her mind. Not surprisingly, they all work for the Bush campaign."

"Yesterday, President Bush tried to appeal to voters in Iowa by peeling a raw ear of corn and eating it. Afterwards, Bush said, 'That's the worst banana I've ever tasted.' "

You really can't argue that Bush really does make better jokes then kerry.

We should re-elect him just to have more jokes, like these.

Look at what the nation gains by laughing at things that aren't necessarily funny yet somehow ARE!

~_~

Smurfy — 2004-08-28T11:08:00-05:00

Update.

Scre the calendar.

HAHA!

Smurfy — 2004-08-29T04:08:00-05:00

Expect more news at 11.

Only on the station that people at madison garden say:

"FOX NEWS SUCKS!
FOX NEWS SUCKS!"

Stupid marchers.

Gather 5000 people to march against something besides fox news

So, it all comes down to this.

Smurfy — 2004-08-29T06:08:00-05:00

Carowinds can be lethal to your mind.

On the way to said theme park yesterday, I eagerly anticipated riding "The borg assimilator"

Haha.

Freaking two and a HALF hour wait.

Oh, screw THAT ride.

So I just did topgun thrice, the hurricane, ricohet, 4 times (that coaster rocks)

and..uh..

my head stopped responding well after that

Coasters do that. but MAN do I love getting trashed by the HURLER.

The coolest coaster in the world.

Next to say

a cooler coaster.

9.84 cents for 12 chicken nuggets and a medium drink.

2.99 for a 20 ounce bottle of water.

5.00 for two pieces of fudge

1.00 I lost
___________________

Thats like.

25 bucks.

on GARBAGE.

Luckily, I have De niro on me.

Like.

SIXTY FOUR DOLLARS.

I am so loaded.

So 42 text messages later, I arrived back home.

Slightly conscious of the fact I spent 10 dollars on crappy chicken nuggets.

A joke

Smurfy — 2004-08-29T06:08:00-05:00

A NEW SMURFY JOKE

Boy is this a good one.

ready? Cause these are CLASSICS.

_______________________

This one couple was in a counseling session with ..a counselor.

They had gotten around to discussing cheating and it was the wife's turn to talk.

"Have you ever cheated on your husband?"

The counselor asked.

"well....3 times..I have cheated on him Three times..."

Immedietelly, the husband looked depressed, but the wife began to talk.

"Remember love, when we were out of money, and you needed a raise at your work? Didn't you ever wonder how come he changed his mind so quickly?"

"wow..you did that for me? well...What was the other time?" The man asked his wife.

"Welll...you remember that time you got that ticket for speeding? And then it got revoked the next week?"

"Wow...that's..I didn't know that...what was the last time?"

"Well, do you remember that time you were running for president of the hunting club, and you were short 17 votes?"
________________________

O.o

Smurfy — 2004-08-29T10:08:00-05:00

For some odd reason, I began recieving alerts about posts that occured back in june today in my mailbox.

Anyone else get this crazy messed up....glitchy thing?

BYRON SAID LOL

Smurfy — 2004-08-29T10:08:00-05:00

Novancaiel: Sigh...in the 31st century, we called it empathy and compassion.
BonziBuddyX: We call it that here, too, man.
Raining SkyFire: Noo
Novancaiel: Heh.
Raining SkyFire: It's angst now
EVILKNIGHT4002: heh
BonziBuddyX: Dude, ssh.
Novancaiel: lol
BonziBuddyX: ...
BonziBuddyX: Oh my god.
mayflower27023: ITS THE EPOCOLISPE
BonziBuddyX: Apocalypse, Imani.
Raining SkyFire: *APOCOLYPSE
EVILKNIGHT4002: appocolypse
Raining SkyFire: IDIOT

Welcome to the hotel california..

Smurfy — 2004-08-29T10:08:00-05:00

EAGLES LYRICS

"Hotel California"

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
but you can never leave!

The first part of a story I wrote

Smurfy — 2004-08-29T10:08:00-05:00

This story takes place in the 1950's..

There was once a man in a small part of the outer banks who's name was Jonathan Hamm. He was a lifeguard on the coast, and had been for quite some time. One day, when there was some terribel rip currents out in the seas, Jonathon caught sight and heard a woman screaming.

He dove into the water, and pulled the woman out of the water. It was the most beautiful person he had ever laid his eyes on. After making sure she was alright, Jonathan asked her what her name was. She was a 19 year old girl, 2 years younger then he, who had come to live with her aunt. Her name has Cathleen Richards.

She was very grateful to the man, and asked if there was anything she could ever do to repay him for saving her life. He said that having dinner with him the next day would satisfy any want he could have.

Several months later, the couple was deeply in love. It was a joke between them, whenever it happened to be spoken, that cathleen swore she would save Jonathons life if he was ever in trouble in the water. How could you ever do that, Jonathon would smile, when you cannot swim yourself?

(I'll finish the rest...sometime....tell me if it sounds good or not. Of course theres no..PLOT yet..so..egh..whatever)

What a world.

Smurfy — 2004-08-30T08:08:00-05:00

Listening to the republican convention has once again enflamed my passion for beating down idiots.

Man do I love doing that.

BRALRKABAYAJGHGAITY.

"Your desks are too close together! Move them!"

RAWR

I always win those fights.

Well, gettin around the issue of number 47.

I attended the auditions for Harvey, which were at school today.

I was signed up for the 4 audition slot, but I hung around for another hour just to be mellow and hang out with all the groovin' drama chilluns.

Kat can attest to my flag football dominating skills.

My battle cry, which echoes each tackle I make, is as follows:

"YEAH FOOL, SMURFY KILLZ U"

I swear.

Stupid jocks.

STUPID GRASS.

I once again questioned humanity when Taylor Murphy as usual sat at the little "LUNCH TABLLLLEE" And let out an unusually disturbing monologue about ripping my hair out and forming a mullett so I would stop saying he had one.

Taylor Murphy, you freaking have a mullett.

A STUPID MULLETT.

After a rousing chat with Jane-anne during my auditions, I became quite relaxed! Mostly due to the fact that I had J-Pop blaring from every direction and I was within the realms of creativity and mellowsness, shade, and breeze, that should always accompany a groovy time.

That is why, for the first in a long time, I have classified today as "Groovesday"

If you look back on the blog, you'll notice that there have only been 4 groovesdays.

Ever!

Crazy.

I indulged into my usual rampart about sprite's stupid logo during my civics class today.

You know,

"Thirst"

"Thirst", you see, is represented as a very small black man with an afro.

Now, when I imagine the personification of "Thirst", one of the last things that occur in my mind, is a tiny black man with an afro, declaring that it's: "Hotter then a devil's DRAWAZ"

Which led me to post this quote from my spanish class.

Teacher: "TJ, why must you get into so many peoples BUSINESS?"

TJ: "Man dawg I aint been not doin nothin dawg"

Quote,

unquote.

My faith in humanities future is silently killed in a corner, and sold on the black market for organ transplants.

Kinda like that one episode of Aqua Teen.

I also came to the startling conclusion about how insanely abnormal my thought process was.

In theater class, today,

we began our short "Radio Skits"

I was newspaper reporter man.

Ego fame crazed maniac.

I fit the part perfectly, needless to say.

and so, with this part of the day complete, I enter the state known as "REPLYING TO EVERY SINGLE COMMENT ON MY BLOG"

Adios, anyone stupid enough to have read this whole thing.

~SMURFY AND HIS POSSE OF MTV VMA SHOW HATERS.

(Expect rant after I throw stuff at Femi)

XD

Smurfy — 2004-08-30T09:08:00-05:00

I just found a japanese version of the song

"Television Man"

And, I also found

"If I had a million Dollars",
By the BareNaked Ladies, the only good thing to come from canada since the radioactive beaver invasion into antartica in 1927.

It's the new background music.

Does that mean it's better then "Hotel California"?

HAHAHA.

No.

It just means I got tired of hearing it's opening chords when I looked at my stuff.

My day is complete.

and this makes 31

Smurfy — 2004-08-31T07:08:00-05:00

I somehow managed to post everyday this month.

Since I achieved my goal, I no longer will attempt a badly written post on days when I have no time to make my regular badly written posts.

w00tations.

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-08-31T07:08:00-05:00

The new background is a little on the loud side, but you can handle it!

"But I am NOT wearing ANY trousers!"

I actually said somthing funny during improv today.

Imagine that.

Thats my indian character being questioned at an airport after triggering the metal detector.

The australian behind him said

YEAH MATE, JUST PULL THE FRIGGIN BOMB OUTO YA TROUSERS AND ITS ALL COOL MATE.

To which I replied, with my other shirt on my head,

I am not wearing trousers!

What are these trousers you speak of?

But you know.

All loud and smurfy like.

Rawr.

TODAY WAS FAIRLY GROOVY WITH PATCHES OF UNCOOLNESS.

More updates when I finish theseblasted reports on virginia foxx.

Idiot.

Well, my friends

Smurfy — 2004-08-31T08:08:00-05:00

it appears as if I finally aggravated the one named FEMI to the point of..uh..AGGRAVATION.

Unless she wasnt before.

Whatever.

Heres the SCOOP.
Curse my blatant immaturity.

Also, I noted that some of my co-bus-riders who happen to be "African-American" like to call my bus driver a "Nigga"

I don't quite grasp it.

Maybe it's because I'm white.

We fight for civil rights for God knows how many years, and now it's just a "Nickname".

Perhaps humanity is doomed to retardation.

Man do I hate my generation.

And it's stupid..generation..thingies..people..whatnot..

UGH

Smurfy — 2004-08-31T09:08:00-05:00

I can't believe I made a typo on the PICTURE.

What an IDIOT.

Oh my.

Smurfy — 2004-08-31T09:08:00-05:00

And I seriously somehow just screwed up my encoding.

For some reason the HTML for the background is embedded into the field.

Problems problems problems...

if you have adive on how to fix this problem, seeing your background image thing so fried, let me know

Dude.

Smurfy — 2004-09-01T10:09:00-05:00

Okay,

moron of the day.

I saw a man pull up to the burger king parking lot in a bright yellow new convertible.

He pulled up, and hopped out, and locked the doors.

Thing was, the top was down.

Now, personally

I feel that this man was retarded.

maybe I'm just a jerk.

Who knows.

I realized my seat in theater arts sucks.

and I spent over 2 hours on the phone.

That's like.

A smurfy-impossibility.

That just doesn't happen.

Scroll button wearing out?

Well.

Tough.

While I was on my bus today, a short little kid with blonde hair came running up (This was before we left), smacked this guy in the face, kicked him in the knee, then ran back off the bus. Apparently his name is "Travis". So when he ran off, I tripped ihm, and blamed it on the guy he just hit for some reason.
RAWR. He immedietelly kicked him again and ran off.

Glory be.

I still have a typo on that picture.

I gotta fix that stupid thing.

other'n that.

Today was just...ehhhhhh...

EMPTY.

Yeah.

Later suckas.

MY FOOT, IT IS IN TOO DEEP!

Smurfy — 2004-09-02T04:09:00-05:00

AYE!

I have a way of running my mouth too much.

ESPECIALLY WHEN FEMI FINDS YOUR BLOG.

Hahaha.

Boy.

Good thing I have that friends only button ready for deployment.

I am so screwed.

Otherwise, my opinions stay put, fresh in resolve to be my opinions.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO SMURFYS MOUTH

NEW music..AGAIN...

Smurfy — 2004-09-02T06:09:00-05:00

It'll take a good long time to load though.

It's TWO HUNDRED FIFTY SIX "k"

(Smurfy note: Actually, nevermind, I just changed it back to the barenaked ladies)

And you heard of the new 'dew?

Mountain Dew:
PITCH BLACK
This, is added with

Mountain Dew:
BAJA BLAST

Mountain Dew:
LIVEWIRE

Mountain Dew:
CODE RED

Mountain Dew:
MOUNTAIN DEW

And
MOUNTAIN DEW:
THE MOVIE:
THE MINISERIES:
THE NOVEL:
2

Anyone else hyped about seeing that new movie,

SkyCaptian, and the WORLD OF TOMMOROW?

That looks hott.

Now I'm anxious of course...

The call back list for harvey is out tomorow at school.

Let's hope I didn't suck too much.

AYYYYEE.

Also,

What do you get when you cross 4 quizzes, 3 papers, and a lame dinner?

One pissed off smurfy child.

Don't mine me, IM JUST DRINKING MY DEW.

But for now it's backt o writing about VIRGINIA FOXX.

Boy do I despise virginia foxx...

I'm still hyped about arnold schwarzeneggar's speech at the republican convetion though,

FOWAR MUR YEAYERS!

FOWAR MUR YEAYERS!

You know they are actually proposing an ammendment to the constitution se he can run for president?

I wouldn't mind arnold as president at all.

I think that would be fun and very very amusing.

Who else wouldn't want a president that could easily just TALK his opponents into submission.

Personally,

I'm voting for Arnold, even if he CANT say four more years.

SMURFY.

(Anime is teh suck)

Bah.

Smurfy — 2004-09-02T10:09:00-05:00

I finally fixed the header.

No more typos.

^_^!

Celebrate with a bottle of MOUNTAIN DEW PITCH BLACK.

And possibly,

just maybe,

a crappy background midi file.
'

I also found this rather amusing post by SmurfHunter

Andrew (smurfhunter) wrote,
@ 2004-08-31 16:12:00

very dead squirel
Today as I was walking home from school I was thinking to myself about how nice it was outside,when I almost stepped on an extremely massive squirel.I then jumped to my senses and decieded to poke it with a stick. It was definitally dead. The moral of this story is squerils are amusing regardless of how dead they are

Sounded kinda cool

Smurfy — 2004-09-02T11:09:00-05:00

"...'fire' does not matter, 'earth' and 'air' and 'water' do not
matter. 'I' do not matter. No word matters. But man forgets reality
and remembers words. The more words he remembers, the cleverer do his
fellows esteem him. He looks upon the great transformations of the
world, but he does not see them as they were seen when man looked upon
reality for the first time. Their names come to his lips and he smiles
as he tastes them, thinking he knows them in the naming."
-- Siddartha, _Lord_of_Light_ by Roger Zelazny

ohh SNAP.

Smurfy — 2004-09-03T04:09:00-05:00

What a semi-sucking not really too bad but pretty ungroovy day today was.

I got the crap beat out of me during gym class. That's for sure.

I was making fun of the idiot kid, matt green, like usual, when all the sudden "Blain Thompson" comes out of nowhere belting out things like "STOP MAKING FUN OF THE STUPUD KIDS."

Good intentions, of course, but isn't he hypocritical? Let's review.

It's 30 minutes before we go out to play football, and what is "Blain Thompson" doing, but making fun of MATT GREEN!

Good heavens.

And while this is going on I get rammed in the back by "Kyle Walker" and trampled over many times.

I didn't even feel that, man.

That was some push, let me tell you.

Then I found new backgroun music, as usual, but not before I discovered that I made call-backs.

Yippy!

I'm quite afriad she wants me to do the lead role, and I don't really think I'm a "Lead role" kinda guy.

Too forgetful, and I have a seriously notorious attention span, noted for being a bad one.

CRAP!
hang on

Finish in a few

STOLEN: Lame blog entries from around the world..and...MINDSAY

Smurfy — 2004-09-03T10:09:00-05:00

Q: How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they just sit in the dark and cry about it.

Q: How many punks does it take to change lightbulb?

A: None. Punks only talk about change.

and

Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to say that he liked the old lightbulb better.

Q: How many add kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Wanna go ride bikes?

haha.

Jokes.

LAME JOKES.
______________________

5:21pm - yay happy!!! ok..i had a biology test today..i was kinda easy i thought. but if i failed im just kidding, it was the hardest thing ever.
school is retarded. i hate english. it sucks so bad. we have homework every night and we have to read books with big words...who does that? i like math because i have friends in my class...and we have fun...talking...about stuff..yeah.lol. AP history is so gay and my teacher is crazy...he makes funny faces and laughs like a...monkey. i dunno. Ag is the same, except for more work and notes. ap bio isn't that bad. DC is funny
my new laptop is great and i love it. i have internet now and i spend too much time on messenger. yay. mom yelled at me and told me that the computer wasnt just for chatting and that i should do something useful with it...so i spent money
today was a good day..not much happened..school..i heard that some people were talking crap about my best friend and i had an allsups burrito...yay allsups! leave a comment after the beep...ZOINK! I MEAN BEEP!
__________________
September 2nd, 2004.

Kate pulled another stupid..

7:56pm - I was talking to Jason online, eating oreos, and doing my math... and I guess crumbs got all over the graphs on the book and they looked like points, so i started freaking marking them down... and then I sneezed.

_______________

Boy.

I love doing that.

So,

I was in little richards,

and who should I see walk in but Sarah Kate Matthews.

I think I choked on my burger.

Possibly.

And also, This girl,

Lizzy Cohee,

She tells me she read my entire blog out of boredom yesterday.

Poor girl..

Dude, IIII Don't even read my blog.

::nods:::

FAWAR MOWAR YEARZ!

And I'm reporting for duty.

~_^

Good job at making me think I'm funny again Christin.

Thou doth certainly roxor.

And KAT.

She needs to play more FOOTBALL.

So we had some conversation...

Smurfy — 2004-09-03T10:09:00-05:00

it's civics class.

Otherwise known as your DOOM.

It all started when someone in the class made a refernce to someone else in the class, and for some strange reason we began talking about jehovah's witnesses.

Don't ask me, but it sure was intresting.

See,

It all began when the normal class idiots began questioning how "JH's" can build churches in 3 days.

Through the power of THEIR RELIGION.

And building contractors.

~_^

But that led to some people talking about how annoying door to door religion salesmen are.

There's not an issue with tracts for me at all, I've left some before,

but...

See,

if you're riding a bicycle,

in say,

my neighborhood.

And you want to ...SAYYY..

Ring my DOORBELL.

WRONG, SUCKAH.

The guy Christin always talks to and for some reason makes eye contact with me said something about that.

But my ego was blocking my ears. I'm SURE Christin, the one who has eye contact problems, had something to say too.

I think it all sunk into my head as

"Man are they ANNOYING"

or something along those lines.

And I'm sure at some point I said "Mexicans"

I think that led to another class disscussion about how mexicans don't exist.

I'm sure they must have, at some point.

Blast it.

I had a point when I staretd this entry.

Now I'm just jabbering.

buildings..door to door..the word mexican...um...

Crap.

Oh wait! Haha! STORY!

See, we we're at my uncles house once, and then the bicyclle bound Witness guys came to the door, and my uncle's like

"haha...watch this.."

"HELLO THERE!" They announced loudly.

"What...do you..WANT" My uncle replied.

"well.." etc, stuff.

"Sirs, I am a SATANIST. GET OFF MY LAWN"

They walked backwards a bit and peddled off.

Kind of amusing.

I think thats the keyword to making them leave, I'm not sure.

Remember kids,

When in doubt, it's best to just delete the blog entry.

See? Like this one.

Let's count how many people I've offended with this one.

(13) Jehova's Witnesses
(4) Satanists
(1) Femi
(9) Spanish-Americans
(7) Random passerby's
(1) Femi again

Curse my luck!

Is it REALLY?

Smurfy — 2004-09-03T11:09:00-05:00

Raining SkyFire: WAIT
Raining SkyFire: BATTLE
Raining SkyFire: WAR
Raining SkyFire: New Jersey nonetheless played a pivotal role in the war. It was the scene of five major battles and two hundred minor encounters.
eventachic: YES!
eventachic: MAJOR BATTLE
Raining SkyFire: THREEEEEEEE
eventachic: yay
eventachic: which ones
Raining SkyFire: It doesnt..say..
Raining SkyFire: U_U
eventachic: sigh
Raining SkyFire: but
Raining SkyFire: that gives us hope!
eventachic: of what?
Raining SkyFire: ..uh..
Raining SkyFire: /...
Raining SkyFire: Oh screw it
Raining SkyFire: New jersey sucks.
eventachic: i know
eventachic: sigh!
eventachic: tommorrow noonish at sanders house
Raining SkyFire: we have INFORMATION now?
Raining SkyFire: GASSSSp
eventachic: yeah what a friggin miracle
Raining SkyFire: XD

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-09-03T11:09:00-05:00

mmmm

5560 hits, some foo fighters, and a whole lotta attitude.

Sounds like a night to remember.

If the music is groovy...

Smurfy — 2004-09-04T12:09:00-05:00

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart
How the music can free her, whenever it starts
And it's magic, if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul
But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock and roll

If you believe in magic don't bother to choose
If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
Just go and listen it'll start with a smile
It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find
How you got there, so just blow your mind

If you believe in magic, come along with me
We'll dance until morning 'til there's just you and me
And maybe, if the music is right
I'll meet you tomorrow, sort of late at night
And we'll go dancing, baby, then you'll see
How the magic's in the music and the music's in me

Yeah, do you believe in magic
Yeah, believe in the magic of a young girl's soul
Believe in the magic of rock and roll
Believe in the magic that can set you free
Ohh, talking 'bout magic

Do you believe like I believe Do you believe in magic
Do you believe like I believe Do you believe, believer
Do you believe like I believe Do you believe in magic
{Fade}

Just call me Lightning Rider, THE VIOLATOR.

Smurfy — 2004-09-04T01:09:00-05:00

SW DVD Changes Confirmed
Fri, Sep 03, 04 02:07:56 AM EDT

The DarkLord files this report after cracking open a case of SWE DVDs. We'll have our hands on a few copies next week, so we'll give you the full rundown:
I work for a retail store and today we got in our SW trilogy dvds and I would like to confirm some of the changes to the movies. In episode IV they did clean Jabba up he still looks fake but better. Ian did infact redo the Emperor's scenes with new dialog in empire, and finally yes they did add Naboo to the ending of Jedi as well as add Hayden to the end of Jedi as well.
Again yes it is confirmed I have seen them with my own two eyes.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

http:/theforce.net

I CANT WAIT FOR THESE FREAKING DVD'S!

Star Wars Original Tilogy disc set, launching september 20th.

BOOYA, SUCKAHS!

49.95

FOUR discs.

Personally, I'm shooting for the vader box.

I have the original trilogy, released a bllion years ago,
the re-released VHS set,

and I'm SO getting this dvd re-release...

naboo shots, new dialog, all this crazy stuff..

Forget sanity, Star Wars PWNS you ALL.

And check out this t-shirt for episode III!

\

Then I just deicded, lets go star wars crazy here.

Random "Cool Name" Generator by Bluez
Your mundane first name
"Cool" first name	Lightning
"Cool" last name	Rider
"Cool" title	"The Violator"
How to use this name	Yell your name to everyone you Pwn.

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:	Prep
Your Favorite Band/Song	Britney Spears - Slave 4 U
You Like To Read:	Everything
You Firmly Believe In:	God
Everyone Thinks You Are:	You don't have any friends
You Were Conceived:	In a cheap motel
You Will Marry:	A religious fanatic

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Good heavens, are you INSANE?

Smurfy — 2004-09-04T07:09:00-05:00

I spent the entire afternnon text messaging.

I sent 72 text messsages.

and like, 67 of them went to Jaque.

My thumbs are NUMB.

who in their right mind sends 72 text messages.

WHO SENDS 72 TEXT MESSAGES.

Smurfy you IDIOT

And I just can't resist the urge to keep adding new BACKGROUND music.

I just can't!

I also added a little thing at the bottom to tell you whats playing, so you don't have to guess.

I'm just CRRRRAZY like that

I've been thinking.

Smurfy — 2004-09-05T01:09:00-05:00

And now my head aches.

These long weekends are always a killer for my blog.

I never know what to write on a weekend.

It's like, my usual jabber, onyl intensified to include LESS then nothing, instead of the usual, ONLY nothing.

Know what I mean?

Yeah.

I don't either.

The thing is, people, you just ahve to...THINK...would you rather WRITE in a blog..or would you like to look up the definitions of: Perfidious..or..sagacious.. and study them for 3-9 days? Don't be obtuse! Eh. English.

Persoally, I don't feel the desire to mark down sentence patterns mindlessly for hours on end. Just don't get turned on by it like some folks.

You know?

Yeah.

I still don't either.

So I got like, this job offer for this radio station. Sort of. What I would do, is every home game for west, I would call into this radio station and give a minute long report for halftime, and one for the end game.

Isn't that nifty?

The thing is,

I have no idea what half the stuff that happens in a football game means, mostly due to my blatant nerd-ness.

Nerds are sexy.

So, I'm not quite sure if I want to learn about it or not.

But you know, everyone needs to hear the word "Groovy" every now and then on the radio. Maybe it owuld help to..spread the "WORD"...HAHAHAHAHA! PUN! BWHAHAHA!

Ohhh by.

Smurfy you IDIOT.

Whew.

I hate to think I"m making a point here, so let me delve off onto something equally nonsensical.

I also got to thinking about the whole "BLOG T SHIRT" thing.

That got so screwed over.

I'm pretty sure that's never happening.

But it sure is fun to SAY!

HYUK!

Besides, who wants to wear a tshirt with my face on it, saying

WALMART KILLZ U

or

WALMART IS TEH ####

Eh.

@_@...

But anyway,

Concluding,

Sometime...

Oh, wait, I can't have any news posted without mentioning

HURRICANE FRANNNNCESSSSS

HYUK!

Because, of course, since it's a hurricane, it shoudl rule any news broadcast, from here into saturn and back.

Trust me.

IT'S THE LAW™

Sort of like how, when you have to go somewhere quickly in the smurfmobile, but all's you hear is

HOLD ON!

and

YOU'RE ADOPTED!

Because that happens to me, quiiite a bit.

Trust me.

Because...

I told you too.

Now another thing that's taken to pissing me off lately, is this whole "Stereotyping Old People" thing.

"Ageism" they call it.

Theres a whole article I read about how

"Over the Hill" gag gift products are creating a false image of old folks.

To that, I say,

You are really freakin' stupid, newspaper article reporter.

I'm never going to stop liking over the hill gag gifts, because some half brained newspaper reporter says it creates false images of old people, by making it look like they enjoy prunes, or need canes.

So if you use a cane, remember,

You're killing newspaper reporters, and their KITTY'S.

And PUPPIES.

You sick liking over the hill gag gifts likers.

The one and only,
Except for that other guy,

-SMURFY-

Cool John Kerry quotes

Smurfy — 2004-09-05T02:09:00-05:00

Becuase I can bash liberals all I care too, heres a few groovy little quotes I found enlightening

The Economy Sucks. Your Life is Worthless, you Dog

In a Washington suburb today, John Kerry laid out his ten point reality check for America. According to Sen. Kerry, the American economy is in ruins thanks to George W. Bush. "Today, most American families live on rotting scraps found in garbage cans. More than 90% of Americans have inadequate healthcare and will die a terrible death next year if George Bush is re-elected.

The rich homeowners live in fancy houses, collect their equity and don't give a damn about the two-hundred+ million US citizens living under trees, behind rocks and in our country's southern swamps.

"If you can't see just how bad America has become, then you're an even bigger imbecile than I thought," said Kerry. "Just look around, our economy and our country reeks of extreme poverty, filth and squallier...I hate it here, and so should you!"

Http://www.kerrycore.com

Kerry hates it here!

:_____________________(

In front of a crowd of obviously dejected Democratic supporters, John Kerry reassured his base that the Iraq situation was "still pretty bad". Kerry instructed the crowd of angry, dirty foaming hippies not to give up.

"Because of George W. Bush, 10 million Iraqis still don't have health insurance. 1 million Iraqi seniors still have to pay for their own prescription drugs. 500,000 Iraqi college students can't even afford to go to a decent university", Kerry said.

"If George Bush wants us to believe a sovereign Iraq is better off today than it was under Saddam Hussein, he must think we Democrats are the most idiotic buffoons on the planet", said Kerry.

hahaha. Dirty foaming hippies.

You know kerry used to be a hippie too, right?

har har.

YAY FOR LIBERAL BASHIN!

-Smurfy, the only conservative republican within 6 miles of this blog. Except for that one guy.

And my favorite,

How come I cant find any good MP3's of this.

Smurfy — 2004-09-05T10:09:00-05:00

This is like, the smurfy national anthem.
Sure I can find japanese versions of the flaming lips,

but an american classic rock song.

Ha,

WE LAUGH AT YOU.

IN JAPANESE.

Artist: The Allman Brothers Lyrics
Song: Ramblin' Man Lyrics

(Refrain)
Lord, I was born a ramblin' man
Trying to make a living and doing the best I can
When it's time for leaving, I hope you'll understand
That I was born a rambling man

My father was a gambler down in Georgia
He wound up on the wrong end of a gun
And I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus
Rolling down highway forty-one

(Refrain)

I'm on my way to New Orleans this morning
Leaving out of Nashville, Tennessee
They're always having a good time down on the Bayou, Lord
Them delta women think the world of me

(Refrain)

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Smurfy — 2004-09-06T09:09:25-05:00

MY STUFF!

MY LAYOUT!

MY PICTURES!

MY MUSSSSIICC

It's all..gone...

;-;...

I fear my mindsay departure shall be quick.

The agony.

Smurfy — 2004-09-06T10:09:39-05:00

So, my question to mindsay idiots.

Why did this have to happen again?

Could I have not recieved fair warningt hat my entire layout and mp3 collection would be deleted because my ENTIRE FREAKING BLOG HAS BEEN RESET?!

Now this is just pissing me off.

Good job, mindsay guys.

Good job.

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Smurfy — 2004-09-06T12:09:32-05:00

I must appologize to Lee.

Wrong person,

"MY BAD YO"

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Smurfy — 2004-09-06T12:09:57-05:00

Fine.

So I can't add background music anymore. I don't ..think...Anyone found someplace on this new layout where you can actually edit the HTML codes n' such?

I'd LOVE to know!

But, you know. I guess...Gah...

I suppose I can live with this, But I wish I'd recieved more warning first.

It's not too bad, I just want my old music.

;-;

The end is UPON US.

Smurfy — 2004-09-06T01:09:10-05:00

I figure I'll have actual posts..or..something..like..LATER.

I'm too busy..recovering now.

And by recovering, I mean I'm lazy.

Spent like, an HOUR on the phone yesterday, and it felt superb.

I think I finaly found it.

^_^

Fine, then let's update.

Smurfy — 2004-09-06T05:09:42-05:00

So I guess I can't whine about this forever.

Time to...MOVE ON..so to speak..

or..a..

I'm just talkin out of the ol' rear end again.

~_^

I do that.

So, fools and mindsay followers, through the course of this journey into uncharted CSS territory, where things don't end with >'s, (or tag's for you...TECHIES..out there..I'm sure theres one or two..) I have discovered that when allowed, making CSS layouts may be a bit tougher then I previosuly assumed. And by tough I mean holy CRAP, I'm actually going to haev to LEARN stuff.

Blasted things.

So I had 5,843 hits before Mindsay killed the HTML.

~_~...

Now I can't COUNT them...;-;...

Man.

So how am I going to amuse my ego now?

HOW?!

I CAN'T, thats right. I CAN'T.

rawr.

So, I guess, after everythings said and done, it really dosent matter if some guy from hickville cans ee how many hits he's gotten on his little BEELAWG.

Beelawg.

Gah.

Anyway, so, um, Today is my "DAY OFF" because it's a "HOLIDAY". You know, Labor day and all that jazz.

So I thought, why not go see Alien Versus Predator today.

Since I'm an idiot, and I havent seen it yet.

Or HERO!

I thought, mindlessly.

After watching "Big Fish" yesterday, and "Tremors", I was aiming for something with alot more...um..stupid people getting killed.

Rawr.

Although I did LIKE Big Fish.

That was one cool/far out/groovy movie right there.

The Dad guy reminded me of myself.

Because I do that..story.."Thing"..sometimes.

But when I do it, that, story thing,

I'm pretty sure theres..no..like..

Moral/cinematic qualities too them.

Most of them just end in:

And thats why (Insert someones name here) is STUPID.

Ah..smurfy..

If I didn't put spaces between every other word, it would look like I didn't have as much,

so just deal with it.

RAWR.

SMURFY!

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Smurfy — 2004-09-06T06:09:13-05:00

OH SNAP! KEN KENNINGS IS BACK!!!!!!!

testing image html tag

Smurfy — 2004-09-06T06:09:16-05:00

Well,

Smurfy — 2004-09-06T07:09:10-05:00

So if your lonely,

You KNOW I'm here waiting for you,

I'm just a crosshair,

I'm just a shard away from you,

and if you leave here..

You'll leave me broken, shattered, A lie!

I know I won't be leaving here..with..YOU...

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Smurfy — 2004-09-06T09:09:26-05:00

One of my friends wrote this in a paper about the revolutionary war,

"Many have argued that we can not fight against a military so strong as Britain's. A military is as strong as its soldiers' devotion to the cause, and if we will dedicate ourselves, our passion for independence will serve as our ammunition."-Michelle Cohen

Is that not like, way freakin' groovy?

Michelle roxorz.

GO SHELLY.

GET AN A.

It's just.

"Smurfalicious"-Lizzy Cohee

Or,

"Smurftacular"-Lizzy..Cohee.

See, it's cool, she add's the PREFIX, smurfy, to NORMAL words, and makes ALL NEW WORDS.

Is that not just INSANELY beyond any normal mental reasoning?

I agree.

it is.

And go Michelle.

Man.

I love that quote.

Sounds fishy to me..

Smurfy — 2004-09-07T08:09:25-05:00

So.

I was greeted with the reality that the girl I recently met by the name of "Britini Phillips" is moving back to Pennsylvania after being here since June.

;-;...

I was very saddened by this.

Britini has been such a groovy classmate and all...but..I got her screename, so at least I won't have to deal with her being entirely absent from the life of smurfy.

Other'n that, let's get to the BEEF.

First off, I met a girl who's name was pronounced "Ash-lay".

I hate these STUPID names that parents name kids these days.

STUPID, TERRIBLE, RETARDED.

Ugh.

I informed her that if she wished me to address her, I would not ever be caught saying "Ash-Lay"

To which she replied

"You're a fag"

to Which smurfy responded

"At least my name isn't STUPID."

What ever happend to, say,

Matthew.

or,

Jim.

Now we have

Guys named Michelle,

Some idiot guy I know named Bolt,

this GIRL named ZEPHYR, and..ugh..

Idiots.

I was also once again alerted to the frighting amount of people who have viewed this blog.

Another guy randomly came up to me today, asserting firmly that he had read my blog.

o_O....MMkay! PLZ DRIVE THRU!

Never use that Q key, you know...Right Lizzy?

Gotta wear it in sometime.

Well, after school today we had callbacks for the play..which is of course, Harvey.

Unfortunetelly, I have become alerted to the fact that I am destined for the lead role, the lead understudy role, or no role at all.

Unfortunetelly for me, I don't really want the lead role.

I have a bad habit of not paying attention. I'm sure that could prove DISASTEROUS!

O_O!!

Seriously.

But you know, taking away the boring emoticons,

I have no idea what I'm talking about.

I was sitting in spanish today, 5th period, when I became encircled by a group of "Ghetto" guys.

I heard the word "Nigga" said no less then 14 times in a span of 45 minutes. That just pisses me off. What in GOD'S name was the freakin' civil rights movement about again? Haha, silly smurfy, you forgot that saying "Nigga" is different then saying ""TEH OMG DONT RITE TEH N WERD HERE".

Man does that just piss off my mind.

u_u'.....Anyway.

Quick recap time!

Ken is still winning in jeopardy, I'm still pissed off about names, I'm going to get the lead in a play, against my will, my name is stupid, I can't improv without making references to aquateen hunger force, my names bill, my names not bill, I have an UMBRELLA hat, Callbacks are groovier when you're flirting with upperclass chicks, This is the longest psuedo-paragraph I'll ever write, Mr. clyburn's an idiot, I finally found a freshmen who doesn't suck entirely, the world ended after finding a non-sucking freshmen, I'm neglecting my homework again , and the sky is blue.

Speaking of an umbrella hat, I have one.

I wore it to school today, amidst cries that a gay looking young man with a multicolored umbrella hat might in fact, be retarded.

To which I replied,

I'm not the one getting wet, sucka.

~_^

-Smurfy, whose mouth probably just got him in trouble again.

(According to my observations, I should now have 5,921 hits)

A Play I wrote..for...

Smurfy — 2004-09-07T09:09:42-05:00

I recently remembered this play I had writtena while back.

It's still very funny!

Sorta!

Enjoy!

"May 13, 2004 7:32 AM

The Remote Control Massacre: The play about the movie, that sucked.

CO CO WRITTEN BY AN ACTUAL EVENT

Page 1
THE REMOTE CONTROL MASSACRE

Morgan- Alright, lets start this up. Lee, Dude, I need you to go by the door there-
Sam- How come I don't have a line here?!
Erin- HAHAHA, JOES HERE!
Morgan- Sam, you don't have a line here because your character isn't even in the house yet. Now, Lee, go back over there--
Lacey- This movie SUCKS.
Morgan- Well, dude, it's just a--
Sam- Are you SURE I can't have a line?
Erin- JOES HERE!
Morgan- STOP IT!
Jaclyn- Why do you have to keep YELLING at us?
Sam- He won't give me a line either.
Morgan- Sam, you've had the script for 2 months, you know how many lines you have.
Jason- You're getting leaves on my CARPET.
Lee- Can we just shoot the scene maaaaaan I'm tired'
Jaclyn- Stop WHINING
Erin- JOES HERE! Hahahaha!
Lacey- I'm gonna quit.
Morgan- Alright, everyone, STOP. If we don't get done, I'm not ordering any pizza.
Lee- WOAH! PIZZA?!
Jason- You better not get pizza on my carpet.
Erin- I don't really like pizza.
Lacey- You're ordering breadsticks too. Cause I don't want any piz-
Sam- Can I have just ONE line?
Morgan- SHUTUP Sam. Your lines are coming up..
Sam- Fine I just want one line.
Morgan- You have THIRTEEN lines in the end! And a fight scene! Just wait!
Erin- When do we leave?
Jason- I should have brought my couch We are still using Pokey the Penguin music right? Because I have an idea for that.
Lee- Dude, lets just shoot the movie I need to get some soda after we're done..
Morgan- Alright, Lee, go over there by that door. Now, Erin, when he comes in, yell, ITS MASTER SCAR!! Okay?
Erin- I guess.. but it sounds stupid.
Jaclyn- Just do it so we can leave already.
Sam- Is this where I have a line?
Morgan- NO.. Sam.. NO
Jason- I'm still dead, right?
Sam- How come Jason gets to be dead?
Lacey- This is SO boring.. I'm gonna go look upstairs..
Morgan- hang on, what? No Lacey, you're in this scene man.
Erin- IT'S MASTER SCAR!
Morgan- No! Lee! Not yet! I don't even have the camera ready!
Erin- Haha'what? HAHA! JOES HERE!
Morgan- Erin will you stop saying that line? You only said it ONCE in the script..
Lacey- (mimicking) Only said once, whatever, look, here we go, JOES HERE.
Jason- I have an idea for after I'm dead at Doctor fear's Lab. I was Joe right?
Page 2
Morgan- Yes! Let's shoot this scene though. Now lee, Where the binder?
Lee- The what man?
Morgan- The evil remote thingy.
Lee- Oh yeah, I gave that thing to Jaclyn
Jaclyn- No, No you didn't.
Lee- I LOVE YOU JACLYN!!
Erin- JOES HERE!
Morgan- STOP! Who has the binder?
Lacey- The what?
Morgan- The evil remote!
Lacey- That's a stupid name, and WHY are you yelling at me! You JERK.
Morgan- Well who HAS it?
Jason- has what?
Morgan- The BINDER
Erin- What's TH-
Morgan- THE REMOTE
Erin- Oh yeah, it's right there
Morgan-':sighs:: thank you', Now. Lee, come in yelling about killing Joe.
Erin- JOES HERE!
Jaclyn- SHUTUP
Morgan- ANYWAY When you do Erin's gonna say, MASTER SCAR!!! Then you point the remote at her, then freeze so I can do some camera work, Okay?
Lee- Alright man.. let's do it..
Lacey- Am I dying now?
Morgan- No, you die next.
Lacey- Ugh, Whatever'
Morgan- Okay, on 3.'.one'.two'
Sam- Wait! Do I have a line?!
Morgan- What?
Erin- MASTER SCAR!
Morgan- No! Wait! STOP!!
Sam- What?
Jason- Am I gonna be laying over there, or am I off camera?
Erin- Can I say something else here? I don't like this line.
Jaclyn- Just DO it Erin, I want to go eat'This is so boring.
Lee- Jaclyn! I LOVE YOU!
Morgan- No to everything that anyone said. Now go back Lee'and.. let's go. Camera rolling'one'two.. THREE.
Lee- BWHAHAHAA!!!
Erin- MASTER SCAR!!
Morgan- Okay'.now.. STOP! That's a wrap everyone. Now, only 16 more scenes to go...
Lacey- Good. I quit.
Sam- Not before any of my LINES!
Erin- Joes here!
Morgan- Okay.. well.. we'll finish later. Les go eat
(everyone agrees)
Erin- But I don't even like pizza.
Lee- I LOVE YOU JACLYN!
Morgan- I hate you all.

The End

Number on in da hood, G.

Smurfy — 2004-09-08T10:09:03-05:00

w00tations sirs.

kat is in love with waffle, and I actually made the lead role int he school's fall play, "Harvey".

AIn't that something.

I did something good for once.

I also ntoed the decline in my like of the bus, since these new freshmen got all loud and took over the backseats.

u_u'....

Licensein3months,licensein3months....BREATHE SMURFY...

Bah.

So now, whenever people think of corn, they think of my nonexistent inivisible girlfriend who is allergic to corn.

Or something..

It's the thought that counts anyway, people.

I think there were a few people at school who got kinda ripped about the play though, with the casting. Megan Carol (carroll?) (Caroll?) Should have definetelly gotten a bigger part, along..with..say..brooke..or possibly Brittany, although she's anti-umbrella hat. So I dunno. :::shrugs::

I was told that I could show my movie, ROCKETMAN: THE ULTIMATE HERO in class friday, (My user picture is a screenshot from the movie) and I'm simply going insane waiting for it. Gah. Just to spite me tommorow will go slowly and the world will implode friday morning before theater arts.

So, um...I think..I thinkt hat about covers it.

I think.

I did however, discover that I am in need of an aqua teen hunger force t-shirt

AND SOME OF THOSE STUPID SMURFYS BLOG TSHIRTS.

I realize my blog has expectations to live up too,

to be funny,

to be racist,

to be incredibly moronic,

and to just BE.

I think I failed on all those except the last one there today.

I dunno, I'm just not feeling the groove.

At least Lizzy's gonna read it.

But Lizzy could be flattened by a horse at any time.

Again.

So the moral of todays story is:

If you wear an umbrella hat long enough in the rain, it will kill your mind, and make any blog entries later on in that day suck like a freakin gay guy.

Unless of course,

They suck to the point of funny, like, say,

Day of the dead.

Or Exorcist II, The heretic.

::nods::

Stay groovy, you crazy general blog reading public you.

-GROOOVYSMURFY

What should you calls omeone who's got nothing but an umbrella hat?

Smurfy — 2004-09-09T07:09:46-05:00

Rocketmantommorowmorning,rocketmantommorowmorning,rocketmantommorowmorning...

O_O..

I'm so excited.

And I just can't hide it.

~_^

MWAH.

Anywho.

Today was filled with wonderment.

As I approached the bus this morning, I was saddened by the fact that there was no rain. Which equals no umbrella hats.

Well, ah, you know.

Femi informed us all in 7th period that we had no "tact" (Sensitive mental touch; peculiar skill or faculty; nice perception or discernment; ready power of appreciating and doing what is required by circumstances).

Here is the lowdown.

Smurfy: What is that SMELL.

Ferris: Smells like..gym class...or..clothes..

Christin Stewart: hahahahaha

Smurfy:::makes loud sniffing noises::

Ricahrd: It's not me.

Smurfy: ::stares at richard::

Smurfy: Yeah.

smurfy: It's you sir.

Smurfy: yep. It's you.

Smurfy: makes loud sniffing noises again

Richard: haha. Naw, it's my hair.

((People laugh, including guy-with-red-hair))

Femi: Ugh. SHUTUP.

Guy-With-Red-Har: What?

Femi: I said shutup.

Smurfy: Wha?

Femi: You all lact TACT.

GWRH: Say what? Tact?

Femi: Look it up in the DICTIONARY.

Femi: Actually, you know what, don't.

Christin: hahahahahahaa!

Smurfy: haha, she said tact.

Ferris: Wait, what happened?

Femi: you all should just shutup. That's stupid.

Smurfy: hahaha, she said TACT!

And that was the end of that segment of today.

As you might would imagine,

My life is filled with those scenes. AMAZING IT IS.

On the way home from tutoring, as I was driving, I noticed a car parked at the bottom of the big hill by the old horse farm. As I drove around it I noticed a man who appeared to be taking a piss there, right on the side of the road, onto the car. Around these parts, it's usually normal. We're kinda rednecky.

But not THAT rednecky.

Stupid goats.

We had to buy collars for the goast today, so they could be taken on longer walks. Apparently my parents forgot you don't walk goats.

I hate goats.

I also hate hypocritical morons who expect to give nothing in return for times theyhave been helped.

Suckers.

SMURFY KILLZ U

Anyway.

I was greeted this morning by a girl named Jane-Anne, who'd obviously had too much caffine/sugar. And ### was that cool.

I walked back to my seat, and she's like, dancing int he seat, and goes

"heyyyy theeeereee smurfYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

And I was all

hahaha I LOVE hyper kids!

And then i got hyper and me and jane-anne both pissed off mrs fergusson.

After 15 minutes of us continuslly laughing she says

"I think it stopped being funny about an hour ago guys. ROPE IT IN"

And then Tristan OHL (Ohm?) Started talking about being born in Japan.

Now, none of you know tristan, save for the people who I actually know in rela life.

Imagine the most, incredibly...ugh..acnefied..awkward looking..overbalanced person you know.

Make them worse

And you have tristan.

Poor kid.

well, hes talking in his extremely light death voice about it and says

"I think my birth was probably an accident, because my mother was only over there a short time"

Too which me and Televisionman laughed.

Oh look, my rides here.

More news,

AFTER THE Q.

Long live the Q.

Testin' somethin'

Smurfy — 2004-09-09T07:09:22-05:00

BEHOLD! MY MUSIC RETURNS!

An odd topic to pop up...considerin...

Smurfy — 2004-09-09T08:09:16-05:00

Raining SkyFire: And I hope your neck..um..
Raining SkyFire: gets less.
Raining SkyFire: ::cough::
Raining SkyFire: um..
Raining SkyFire: Weird
Luv2DanceEMC: lol thanx
Luv2DanceEMC: i walked my goat 2day
Raining SkyFire: Cause you get to see my MOVIE
Raining SkyFire: ...
Raining SkyFire: I .a.....u..a..O_O...NO........

After this I hit my head against the desk, because we just bought new goat walking collars.

:sigh:....

;-;

One thing you gotta realize is, we're all rednecks here.

Smurfy — 2004-09-10T11:09:21-05:00

Odd thing it is.

Sitting in the "TOWN SQUARE" (Which is actually circular), and in the middle of "Oliver", the musical, some random drunk guy walks onstage with short shorts and a flashlight, and apparently "Not again" is the catchphrase.

Who knows.

Thats the fun part of our town, gotta tell you.

Yep.

But yesterday, this thing, it keeps ANNOYING me.

I'm sitting in civics, right,

this is the same time femi's TACT fiasco is occuring, but while the room grows silent, I hear a CLICK...((shuffle)) CLICK...((Shuffle))

Then rapid CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK's.

What is THIS?

Our sub is cutting her FINGERNAILS?

with a CLIPPER?!

O_O!

The annoyance.

THE ANNOYANCE.

Hey Ch-CLICK

Why does she keep doin-CLICK

CLICK CLICK

CLICK.

Blast it.

So I showed rocketman in class today!

Everyone was like

"omg d00d thats cool"

Except maybe they spelled words differently

Oh, I can't finisht his.

IM PREOCCUPIED WITH MORTAL KOMBAT AND THE LETTER Q.

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Smurfy — 2004-09-11T12:09:11-05:00

So as we should not forget.

Smurfy — 2004-09-11T01:09:24-05:00

It's still important.

Googlism

Smurfy — 2004-09-11T07:09:55-05:00

The GOOGLISM, for smurfy.

Don't tell me you haven't heard of the googlism. It's been around for like, 3 years now.

http://www.googlism.com

smurfy is
smurfy is what they might yell
smurfy is trusted by
smurfy is a member of the solitary circle club on yahoo
smurfy is damn hott
smurfy is the identity of fatima
smurfy is a great bodyguard and always makes me feel completely safe
smurfy is back
smurfy is the best
smurfy is ranked number 111 and has played for 10h in 14 days
smurfy is the one with all the knowledge and the 3msl chauffeur
smurfy is eating pretzels n> mago0 has left irc
smurfy is away
smurfy is scary
smurfy is to smurfs
smurfy is ranked 124 and has played for 1h in 14 days
smurfy is now known as
smurfy is schedule to perform this summer at teh house of blues
smurfy is ranked 127 and has played for 2h in 30 days
smurfy is the only one who understands me
smurfy is the person who is in charge of the asylum gate and the boot camp gate
smurfy is uncute
smurfy is asking the question in the first place shows clear and unmistakable integrity
smurfy is as smurfy does
smurfy is working on these pages right now

Googlisms for EVERYONE

Smurfy — 2004-09-11T07:09:48-05:00

brooke is sad
brooke is the web queen
brooke is looking pretty
brooke is bored
brooke is best
brooke is getting on my nerves
brooke is changing
brooke is a dog
brooke is nervous about the
brooke is cooler
brooke is missing
brooke is exposed
brooke is silently stunned at the sight of deacon
brooke is a lesbian

skittles is a game that is made from appalachian hard woods that involves knocking down pins by spinning a top through a sort of maze
skittles is the braver of the two
skittles is a carnagasavore
skittles is a bug type of alien with black wings and a green
skittles is paralized from the neck down
skittles is a is old english
skittles is a very unique and inspiring feline
skittles is to win points by knocking over the pins
skittles is a game of nine pins
skittles is a game of ninepin bowls
skittles is one of those toys that will provide your children with years of fun and still look like new when you need to pull it out for grandchildren
skittles is a game that is made from appalachian hard woods that involves knocking down pins by spinning a top through a sort of maze
skittles is the braver of the two
skittles is a carnagasavore
skittles is a bug type of alien with black wings and a green
skittles is paralized from the neck down
skittles is a is old english
skittles is a very unique and inspiring feline
skittles is to win points by knocking over the pins
skittles is a game of nine pins
skittles is a game of ninepin bowls
skittles is one of those toys that will provide your children with years of fun and still look like new when you need to pull it out for grandchildren

jason is god
jason is alive
jason is the happiest he has ever been in his life
jason is judging my camera work
jason is alive? jason is in
jason is awesome
jason is jason vs freddy
jason is that which is
jason is going later this year
jason is a therapeutic super protector and
jason is not
jason is not stupid
jason is a daddy
jason is one of new york city area's most respected
jason is hostile
jason is possessed
jason is still here
jason is a new man"
jason is a buttmuffin

kat is onzindelijk met ontlasting
kat is opgehaald?
kat is not happy
kat is de tijger
kat is
kat is where its at
kat is a brat
kat is weggelopen
kat is furious
kat is daydreaming' by murray perry
kat is my religion
kat is drowning cowboys
kat is you around??? iz left ya a masage at da talk bawd
kat is walking towards me
kat is blah blah blah

walker is ford home page
walker is a long
walker is named brooke teacher of the year
walker is likely to start if he's healthy
walker is all that has moved
walker is named as forest
walker is evolving at defensive tackle
walker is a hit for team
walker is god?
walker is only 'nole to go in first round
walker is heard
walker is dead
walker is colorado's
walker is changing

luc is 13 and eich is 6
luc is not against open space
luc is 13
luc is a group of people who are not interested in preserving open space or promoting quality of life
luc is still around/vermont ecovillage
luc is 1 jaar
luc is het eigenlijk ook geen probleem want
luc is from a dwarven clan in the principality of ulek
luc is focusing more on the f/x
luc is to set up a dynamic and active university education in order to create optimal opportunities for the development of independent
luc is now a flamboyant lawyer
luc is the eldest son who has cast off his knight's armor to be a farmer
luc is not turned on by her vamping
luc is een
luc is "part of the budget electronics family" en verschijnt ook als zodanig op de balans
luc is setting up a network to resist the nazis should germany invade and occupy france
luc is all about
luc is a noted lecturer

chad is shrinking
chad is sacred
chad is a terrible thing to
chad is more than just prevention
chad is confirmed
chad is so hot
chad is here
chad is
chad is the man
chad is stupid
chad is famous
chad is the hottest guy on earth
chad is the patron saint of elections
chad is gay

jeanette is dan ook gewenst en deze krijgt gestalte in een groter verwarmd terras
jeanette is considering plastic surgery
jeanette is returning on may 22
jeanette is pretty much bisexual
jeanette is our grand marshall
jeanette is honored with two stars on the hollywood walk of fame
jeanette is know for her unique physical/emotional approach
jeanette is available worldwide as a speaker
jeanette is raising questions about the practicality of draft new smoke
jeanette is an approved trainer in the danish retriever club and the danish evening school association
jeanette is a graduate student at the university of pittburgh
jeanette is a creature that is native to bloomington
jeanette is gamba timpoera met wasaabi mayonaise
jeanette is the oldest child in a family of 4 and is a godmother to her nieces and nephews
jeanette is an award
jeanette is welcome at any time

brittany is the name of the north
brittany is a friggin slut
brittany is coming up for air
brittany is going down
brittany is born
brittany is accepting entries for july
brittany is a pro
brittany is tired of february 14th
brittany is being deleted"
brittany is back
brittany is a postal worker
brittany is for
brittany is a hearty
brittany is unique
brittany is a happy
brittany is a natural pointer and excellent retriever who makes a great hunting companion

Isn't that just INTRESTING

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Smurfy — 2004-09-11T07:09:22-05:00

And how are you guys getting that Nominate thing to show up?

Is this some BEST OF MINDSAY trickery?

Yeah sucka, LETS NOMINATE SOME GROOVY STUFF.

Smurfy — 2004-09-12T04:09:14-05:00

SMURFY'S BLOG-WEEKEND UPDATE (Hahaha, I DIDNT steal that from...SNL...FOOL...)

Attention: Everyone whos not an IDIOT

(This means YOU)

(Unless you're an IDIOT)

It has come to my attention that this far out new top blogs thing is all groovy an such,

IT IS MY MISSION TO BECOME THE BEST BLOG IN THE (TEH) WORLD.

OR MINDSAY.

Or some stupid thing like that.

Leaving the sucking up,

So, last night, I was invited to the town scwaure to watch "Oliver" again, but this time with BROOKE. What a groovy night man. So, I arrive at the same time she does, and we take up talking to David. Which is a good thing to do, you know. David's all...david..and stuff. So after David decided he didnt want to watch the play and he went off to do david things, brooke and I traveled off into the distance to sit on the blanket. The one thats tan but not really. And has flowers, but not really. And we WATCHED. Also, I'm pretty sure some other guy was there, but he smelled terrible, then there was amy, and some girl named "Catherine" or maybe it was "Katherine" or maybe it was spelled some way that was more retarded.

At intermission we regrouped with david and trudged to the GAS STATION. Where I bought brooke some "OUCH GUM". I didn't even know they still made ouch gum. it's that..crazy....band aid BUBBLE GUM.

I still can't feel my foot.

and then brooke was all RAWR! ITS FREEZING! and I was all, YES! OPPRUTUNITY TO BE NICE! So I gav her my EXTRA COOL SMURFY SHIRT. The EXTRA extra smurfy shirt.

After that we ran into melanie carivou and stephen uses alot of drugs stephen. Melanie gave me the verbal finger again and when asked if brooke looked cool in my shirt she was all.

"No Comment"

And then steven just talked about being high for a few minutes, then we ran off towards another group of peole, it was BEN. Star wars ben.

After a 5 second awkward hello and a wuick getaway from ben we were free to go....sit down or something.

No more drunk guys. That was cool.

I think thats about all the good stuff. Or at leats the stuff I can make sound halfway intelligent. Haha, just kidding, it's not intelligent. At some point Brooke walked off and I was laying down, and someone went

"SMURFY"

And I awoke to find Erin whatsherface standing over me with a SODA.

And I was all like OH SNAPPPP!

And then we conversed intelligently about math tutors. For 16 seconds or so.

Yet again, before the show started, I kept hearing someone yell

SMURF

SMURFY

IDIOT

DORK

So I'm..kind of puzzled...but then MEGAN CAROLL pops out of nowhere and says hello and then I said something like, Wait..how long has that been going on?

To which she replied, GOTTA GO.

Then ran off!

MYSTERIOUSLY.

But man.

Crazy.

It sort of made up for the fact that I wasn't invited to the emo kids' party. Which I'm sure was just emo. Or maybe something not emo. Heck, I dont know, they watched the texas chainsaw massacre remake. That alone is enough for me to know it was worth missing.

ESPECIALLY FOR OUCH BUBBLE GUM.

But you know, through all this I've learned a valuable lesson all over again.

Fate is SO bipolar, it's BEYOND not funny.

Or ...uhm..no..wait..

No.

I didn't learn anything, sorry, false alarm.

((Crosses his fingers for top blog))

I can't believe I wrote an actual paragraph up there...that's insane...

It's just the power of the Q.

THE Q.

So I walked outside this morning, to feed the dachsund, and I noticed something peculiar near the smurfmobile.

IT WAS A LIMB.

OF A TREE.

And it SCRATCHED MY SMURFMOBILE.

The pain that tree shall SUUUUFFFEEERRRR.

And then, FRIDAY, I managed to step in TWO DIFFERENT types of gum.

From now on the word gum is prohibited on my BEELAWG.

Freakin gum chewers.

I think thats enough of my nonsense.

Anyoen who reads all of this is either bored out of their minds or mentally disabeled. And thats a FACT.

-The only one who can say stupid pointless things about random stuff and have it called funny,

Smurfy

Except for that one guy. I think he can do that too.

Whats his name...like...

WHICH REMINDS ME.

You seen that ad for that new..TALK show..whos doing that...some idiot...gah..I can't remember.....TONY DANZA...

HAHAHA!

If TONY DANZA can get a talk show, I CAN WIN TOP BLOG.

...Tony DANZA?

Tony Danza: ((Unintelligent brooklyn jabber))

Conan O' Brien: KEEP COOL MY BABY!

Tony Danza: OMG LOL CANCELLED

~Smurfy

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Smurfy — 2004-09-12T05:09:34-05:00

Ah, CRAP.

I killed my bandwidth again.

My theory on addiction

Smurfy — 2004-09-12T09:09:01-05:00

I just realized I've posted everyday since July 12th.

3 months of everyday updates.

I think I have a problem.

hello!

I'm smurfy.

And I'm addicted to my randomly written loosely translated into english..blog..

And I freakin' love it.

MY MIND!

THE PAIN AND JOY!

Irony is the world!

And the world is made of IRON!

AND THE MOON IS MADE OF Y!

hahaha. Smurfy joke.

Smurfy — 2004-09-13T10:09:00-05:00

So there was this guy, right, he's in a rush, and he needs to take a cab.

He hails one and asks him to take him to North street, past downtown.

Sure, the guy says, and they were off.

Now this drive should be short, the distance was only 7 or 8 miles.

I should be there quickly, the man thought.

Now time begun to pass rapidly, and soon 30 minutes had passed.

Does the driver even know where we are? The man thought

Maybe I should ask him...

So the man tapped the driver on the shoulder, and he let out a scream, and RAN off the road!

He went down a hill, and turned sideways, slamming into a tree. After a few minutes, the driver and the passenger crawled out, trying to restore their sanity.

"I'm so sorry about this," The driver said.

"This is my first day on this job. For the last 22 years I've driven a Hearse...."

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN. My mind plays TRICKS on YOU.

Smurfy — 2004-09-13T10:09:36-05:00

So today was mostly groovy, right?

Drama club!

So I'm all, on the board and everything.

I arrive, and the crowd is about 47-50 this time. about 8 people fewer then the time before, but with new people showing up.

So they nominate me for sophomore ...whats-it..hoemcoming rep, and then I somehow manage to win.

And then after that, I find out I'm NUMBER TWO BLOG ON MINDSAY.

Which is pretty hip, you know? I beat out like...Luc. Luc pwnz everything. So I was all.

"Holy SNAP. I got more votes then Luc who PWNZ U ALL?"

And then, too my surprise, I think I did.

Isn't it crazy?

Isn't it just INSANE?!

It sure is smurfy.

it sure is.

Then I heard another good smurfy joke, had some sort of ...refried..CHIKEEN...and realized I was supposed to make a phone call 15 minutes ago.

I am so screwed.

But besides that, um.

Heck.

I don't think anything else happened today.

besides this song jason wrote about byron.

Shoudl I share it?

I THINK I SHOULD!

YOU ARE UNPREPARED FOR WHAT SHALL OCCUR!

Actually, you know what

I'm not, you know why? Because, thats right.

I was supposed to make a phone call 15 minutes ago. But you know,

I'm trying to think of some amazing incredible story. and I had one.

But I FORGOT.

How annoying.

Blast it, I HAD A FUNNY STORY.

CURSE MY MIND AND ITS INABILITY TO WORK!

:;shrugs::

I don't know, today's just one of those days where I just say stuff. Then i quit. Then everyones like,

"OMG LOLZERZ SMURPHE(FEE)(FIY) IS SOOO PHILILILOSPOSHPICAL!:"

Or they say

"Haha. Idiot"

That sort of thing, you know?

I'll make more sense tommorow. I promise.

I mean,

I can't make much LESS.

o_o'....

-Smurfy

(And his subconcious)

RAWR! THE ANSWER TO PIE IS SIX GRAMS OF TUBERCULOSIS!

Smurfy — 2004-09-14T06:09:05-05:00

So I talked to SKITTLES yesterday, and..um..today..yeah..Pretty groovy, you know. Talkin to someone whom you call skittles. At least for me anyway.

At least for ME man.

And on the way to school, with my Smash Mouth, Astro Lounge album in tote, I redisvoered this groovy song

Well here I am at my front door
And oh what an odor is rising
It seems I've stood on this porch at lesser times
Now I've been down the road
You know the one you've dreamed about
And that's surprises you
And I'm sure you'll chalk it up to sell out crime
Home
What do you do when opportunity knocks
When success stalks and along comes fame
Do you open the door or watch in horror
Through the peep hole as they all go away
Lottery or poverty you're a commodity so what's it gonna be
I'm moving on I'm moving on
Home I'm going home I'm going home
Sitting in that same spot
There with the other lot whining
And you know this must be just a mirage
Ain't no doubt I ain't got the clout that's defined by you
But oil stains are all you're gonna find in my garage
Hey whatcha gonna do when the fun stops
When the boat rocks and the crew gets old
Make up your mind it's about time
Because at this time you're staying
Home

I love that one set of lines, there,

What do you do when opportunity knocks
When success stalks and along comes fame
Do you open the door or watch in horror
Through the peep hole as they all go away.

It was like

Oh, MY, a song that SPEAKS to you.

How rare is THAT.

So, on the bus, I saw Seth Christians DAD. How odd. He is tall and lanky, with a slight mullett, kind of like seth. He also has that roseacia thing down.

Oh blast it.

Time to leave.

I HAVE MORE NEWS OF SMURFY.

I THINK.

Resonance.

Smurfy — 2004-09-14T10:09:59-05:00

Tuesday, the fourteenth of September.

A K A YOUR DOOM, STUPID FAT KIDS WHO BREAK IN LINE ( more on that later)

_________________________

I don't quite grasp what all the reminiscence in my head was about, and I'm sure I spelled remininescinemsnese wrong too.

I was riding in the back if my own car, because my parents were all, haha, sucker, you are so not driving, AND YOURE ADOPTED, so I didn't drive.

But then all the sudden I was like

Holy CRAP I'm in high school.

::shrugs::

Been in high school for awhile.

You know.

2 years.

So, I don't quite grasp what hit me all the sudden, but I guess I srot of realized that my childhood was all, bam. It's all in your head now fool, it's SO gone.

I was just thinking about all the people I used to know that I haven't seen in so many years.

there was this old woman whom my dad mowed the lawn for, and did yard work, that stuff.

I was 3 to about 5, and whenever he would go to her house I would always go in, and she would always give me three musketeers bars, and we would talk about how stupid our sisters were.

The last time I saw her, I was 7 years old, and we ran into her at food lion. A few months ago, we ran into her son at a resturaunt, and he said she had gotten alzheimers, and was in anursing home now, at the age of 84. I've wanted to see her for so long now, but her son said that she most likely would have no idea who I was, nor my father, nor anyone else, and that saddend me a bit. But it just..randomly POPPED into my head.

For some reason.

But that let's you know how much mature you've gotten, when you can look back on changes like this, and realize that it's not within your power to change anything like this.

You just have to grow.

::shrugs::

Leaving the stuff that makes sense. You know how much I enjoy that.

Blast it, I was sure I had more then that.

Think...think...think...

OH YES.

But I swear, one day, I'm going to outlaw groups of breaking in line fat kids.

Especially if they are breaking in line.

And they are in clusters.

and they take the good pizza.

Ugh.

SPARE THE BLIND MY FRIEND.

-The one guy who notices that the world is his ranting room

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-09-14T10:09:25-05:00

Holy CRAP. MINDSAY JUST KILLED MY TWO PAGE ENTRY.

I am going to SCREAM MY BLOODY HEAD OFF.

I think I fixed it...

Smurfy — 2004-09-14T10:09:01-05:00

Tuesday, the fourteenth of September.

A K A YOUR DOOM, STUPID FAT KIDS WHO BREAK IN LINE ( more on that later)

_________________________

I don't quite grasp what all the reminiscence in my head was about, and I'm sure I spelled remininescinemsnese wrong too.

I was riding in the back if my own car, because my parents were all, haha, sucker, you are so not driving, AND YOURE ADOPTED, so I didn't drive.

But then all the sudden I was like

Holy CRAP I'm in high school.

::shrugs::

Been in high school for awhile.

You know.

2 years.

So, I don't quite grasp what hit me all the sudden, but I guess I srot of realized that my childhood was all, bam. It's all in your head now fool, it's SO gone.

I was just thinking about all the people I used to know that I haven't seen in so many years.

there was this old woman whom my dad mowed the lawn for, and did yard work, that stuff.

I was 3 to about 5, and whenever he would go to her house I would always go in, and she would always give me three musketeers bars, and we would talk about how stupid our sisters were.

For some reason.

But that let's you know how much mature you've gotten, when you can look back on changes like this, and realize that it's not within your power to change anything like this.

You just have to grow.

::shrugs::

Leaving the stuff that makes sense. You know how much I enjoy that.

Blast it, I was sure I had more then that.

Think...think...think...

OH YES.

RANTVILLE.

One thing that's always bothered me is people who neglect to say the pledge of allegience at school, or who stand up and just act like idiots.

For example, last year in my buisness class, (1st period, where we always say the pledge) the big jocky senior football players wouldn't say the pledge after about the 3rd week of school. They'd say,

"Sorry coach! (the teacher was a football coach) We gotta save our legs for practice. Can't be pledging you know!"

But then,

ohhhh it BURNS me UP.

FEMI, won't SAY the pledge.

Now it's my personal belief that if you live in America, and you won't say the pledge, you are just a SORRY little fool. So then someone goes, Oh, but you have to say GOD. O_o. Shutup. Shutup. It's the most foolish thing in the world. Last friday, the 10th, after our "SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH MEMORY SPEECH" we were asked to stand for the pledge as usual, and even if you don't think it's worht the effort to make it that big a deal, you know, maybe you should make an effort to say the pledge of allegience anyway. You know? Well I look over at our dear friend Femi, and she's fiddling with a piece of paper and passing a note. o_o. I was all, oh, you foolish little CHILD.

~_~....::puff::

Since then she just stands there gawking at the whiteboard. Not pledging.

That just ANNOYS me.

Then, uh..oh..Shoot..

What else was I going to rant about.

CURSES!

Ohhh YES

I REMEMBER NOW.

So I'm in the lunch line as usual, and this hgroup of fat kids, as usual, is about to break in front of me.

In this group of fat kids, and believe me, I can't stand fat kids who break in lunch lines. Oh, you better believe I can't. In this group of fat kids, there is this one black fellow who wears a hoodie on top of a hat. Some..ball hat or whatever. He usually walks around with a fatter white guy and a fatter other white guy, and another fat black guy.

So today, I built up a "MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE THEY CANT BEAT THE LIFE OUT OF YOU" face, and said,

You stupid FAT FRESHMEN. You are NOT Breaking in front of me TODAY.

Too which the one fat black guy with the hoodie said, and I quote here.

"hahahahaha, I aint not takin your place in line nigga, hahaha, look at this guy, he's all mad, hahaha"

And then the other fat guys broke in line anyway. Then they took the good pieces of pizza. But the fat guy who called me a nigga walked off and got nachos and 4 cookies.

So I was all.

Oh, yeah, stupid fat kid.

Take that.

I WILL TRIUMPH OVER ALL LINE BREAKING FAT KIDS ONE DAY!

I swear, I shall.

And that STILL pisses me off.

Why is it cool to say "NIGGA"?

heck if I know.

I'm just a stupid anrgy nerd.

::shrugs::

But I swear, one day, I'm going to outlaw groups of breaking in line fat kids.

Especially if they are breaking in line.

And they are in clusters.

and they take the good pizza.

Ugh.

SPARE THE BLIND MY FRIEND.

-The one guy who notices that the world is his ranting room

SMURFY

WOOOOOSH!

I think I fixed it...:: Okay, I got it back, but it put some weird white background in for some reason.

Smurfy — 2004-09-14T10:09:32-05:00

Okay, I got it back, but it put some weird white background in for some reason.

::shrugs::

Just ignore it.

Tuesday, the fourteenth of September.

A K A YOUR DOOM, STUPID FAT KIDS WHO BREAK IN LINE ( more on that later)

_________________________

I don't quite grasp what all the reminiscence in my head was about, and I'm sure I spelled remininescinemsnese wrong too.

I was riding in the back if my own car, because my parents were all, haha, sucker, you are so not driving, AND YOURE ADOPTED, so I didn't drive.

But then all the sudden I was like

Holy CRAP I'm in high school.

::shrugs::

Been in high school for awhile.

You know.

2 years.

So, I don't quite grasp what hit me all the sudden, but I guess I srot of realized that my childhood was all, bam. It's all in your head now fool, it's SO gone.

I was just thinking about all the people I used to know that I haven't seen in so many years.

there was this old woman whom my dad mowed the lawn for, and did yard work, that stuff.

I was 3 to about 5, and whenever he would go to her house I would always go in, and she would always give me three musketeers bars, and we would talk about how stupid our sisters were.

For some reason.

But that let's you know how much mature you've gotten, when you can look back on changes like this, and realize that it's not within your power to change anything like this.

You just have to grow.

::shrugs::

Leaving the stuff that makes sense. You know how much I enjoy that.

Blast it, I was sure I had more then that.

Think...think...think...

OH YES.

RANTVILLE.

One thing that's always bothered me is people who neglect to say the pledge of allegience at school, or who stand up and just act like idiots.

For example, last year in my buisness class, (1st period, where we always say the pledge) the big jocky senior football players wouldn't say the pledge after about the 3rd week of school. They'd say,

"Sorry coach! (the teacher was a football coach) We gotta save our legs for practice. Can't be pledging you know!"

But then,

ohhhh it BURNS me UP.

FEMI, won't SAY the pledge.

~_~....::puff::

Since then she just stands there gawking at the whiteboard. Not pledging.

That just ANNOYS me.

Then, uh..oh..Shoot..

What else was I going to rant about.

CURSES!

Ohhh YES

I REMEMBER NOW.

So I'm in the lunch line as usual, and this hgroup of fat kids, as usual, is about to break in front of me.

So today, I built up a "MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE THEY CANT BEAT THE LIFE OUT OF YOU" face, and said,

You stupid FAT FRESHMEN. You are NOT Breaking in front of me TODAY.

Too which the one fat black guy with the hoodie said, and I quote here.

"hahahahaha, I aint not takin your place in line nigga, hahaha, look at this guy, he's all mad, hahaha"

And then the other fat guys broke in line anyway. Then they took the good pieces of pizza. But the fat guy who called me a nigga walked off and got nachos and 4 cookies.

So I was all.

Oh, yeah, stupid fat kid.

Take that.

I WILL TRIUMPH OVER ALL LINE BREAKING FAT KIDS ONE DAY!

I swear, I shall.

And that STILL pisses me off.

Why is it cool to say "NIGGA"?

heck if I know.

I'm just a stupid anrgy nerd.

::shrugs::

But I swear, one day, I'm going to outlaw groups of breaking in line fat kids.

Especially if they are breaking in line.

And they are in clusters.

and they take the good pizza.

Ugh.

SPARE THE BLIND MY FRIEND.

-The one guy who notices that the world is his ranting room

SMURFY

WOOOOOSH!

Attention!

Smurfy — 2004-09-15T06:09:35-05:00

Well, hang on there ma'am!

I am not only suggesting that you quit calling me 'chipmunk', but that you refrain from reminding me of my terrible jokes!

You're a terrible sub ma'am!

BLAST IT

Smurfy — 2004-09-15T06:09:11-05:00

Why on God's green earth can't these IDIOTS just say the word JAGUAR right.

IT'S NOT JAGYUAR.

ITS JAGWAWR

Good HEAVENS.

You IDIOT car IDIOTS.

Just say it RIGHT.

ONCE.

PLEASE!

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Smurfy — 2004-09-15T09:09:45-05:00

Ah.

What a day.

<, homework> Ignore <,/homework>

I'm pretty sure I'm losing at least a full letter grade for updating.

But hey, why not!

So, why is that again

Smurfy — 2004-09-15T10:09:29-05:00

It starts simple, but then, by the time you realize whats going on,

BAM

You totally just got screwed over by a rain cloud.

Don't forget, Sky Captain and the World of Tommorow comes out fridays, fools.

it's way...uhm..

Green screenish.

BUT WITH AN ART DECO STYLE.

Or something, I really have no idea.

So, today I was presented with the fact that saying B.C., as in the time period, is now politically incorrect.

You know what.

I no longer have words to express my dislike of buerocratic foolishness.

Well, now that "Before Christ", is now "Before Common Era", I ask to myself what the will do with A.D., for anyone with any knowledge knows that A.D. is latin for anno Domini, which means "In the year of our Lord"

Unless, of course, it's AIR now, or, After Idiots Ruled

My english teacher said B.C. was "too Christian".

o_o

Mmm'ky. thnx plz drv thru =====>

Idiots.

Also, I got my lunch before the stupid fat kid gang today.

Also, along with THAT, I took the last piece of pepperoni pizza, and then the fat kids, who were after me today, got mad about it.

"Sorry!" I said with glee,

"I guess you'll just have to stop being so FAT"

Of course I whispered that part, since I value my life more then my pizza.

Sometimes.

I just sort of walked outside and ate under a tree since I couldn't find any place to sit witht he odd hanes children who often talk about eating celery.

I don't enjoy talking about eating celery.

I was also alerted to the fact that I may miss more of Kat's basement then previously thought.

If there's one thing that makes me mad it's missing kat's basement.

::shrugs::

I did manage to get a tape of the party that I wasn't invited too.

Now that was some crazy stuff.

CRAZY stuff.

"You're KILLING the space time continum"

"Yep. Sure am"

:;Continues filming::

"we NEED that"

"We sure do Byron"

::keeps filming::

ah.

Crazy stuff.
Crrrrrrrazzzzzzy stuff.

Olê!

So, groovy children,

so.

Yep.

Jarrod Bailey, the kid whos like a freshmen, only with more retardation, but sophomoric, had his pet squirrel takne away. Ha.

His aprents made him give it to some animal care place.

Don't see how it lived.

For the last 2 days he had just been carrying it in his pocket.

See, the thing is

Jarrods kind of gay.

Yeah, you know how it is, AND HOLY SNAP.

I'm looking at my BUDDY list and 17 PEOPLE are signed on, everyone in a whole CATEGORY, and NONE of them have an away message on.

It's like, 1999 again!

Boy do I miss the days before they invented away messages.

I hate those things.

The entire purpose of them is not to put them on, then go away for 12-19 days, then come back and put a new one on complaining because only 2 people IMed your last one, and they were both advertising "SEXY WEBCAMS" and "FREE VIAGRA WITH 17.99 SHIPPING"

And you KNOW I'm right.

Also...uh..Oh, shoot.

I guess I'm out of things then.

Pleasure speaking to you tonight,

-Smurfy (And his mind of DOOM)

And then, after that, THERE WAS PEPPERONI

Smurfy — 2004-09-16T07:09:35-05:00

You know what definetelly sucks?

Being a third wheel.

LAME.

I re-found my invitation for kat's basement.

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure not much happened today, except for a few things earlier this morning.

me and Jane-Anne, as per normal, acted like idiots in Mrs. Fergussons class, because horse woman is a dork.

Even if we did have a sub.

She's still a dork.

It involved a good deal of paper throwing, random spazzing, throwing more paper, and Jane-Anne's shirt having problems.

I won't get into that.

::nods::

So, Ken Jennings is still around.

DONT YOU FORGET IT EITHER.

freakin..jeopardy..BEAST...

Also, during theater, we played an improvy kinda game we hadnt done in a while

"Smile" it's called

The point is, to not laugh while someones trying their best to make you laugh while doing stupid funny things whil saying

SMILE IF YOU LOVE ME

Ha.

So I had the unfortunette occurance of getting picked by ahsley bowman. It's sort of hard not to laugh around ashley. She's sort of annoying like that.

Stupid laughing.

So she strutted over to me like a chicken, stuck out her teeth and said JEEEE WIZZZ GOLYY! SMILE IF YOU LOVE ME!, but I had already given up.

Then it was MY TURN.

Now, as most of you don't know,

I'm sort of funny outside of this stupid blog,

So I just stood there for a second to see how many people I could get to laugh without doing ANYTHING, and that number came to 8.

So I walked over to above mentioned Jane-Anne, and started to do some form of singing, but she couldnt even stop laughing at the start so I had to find someone else.

AHA, I thought,

Miss Sarah Kate Matthews.

::GRIN OF DOOM::

So, I walked over to Kate.

Kate, BABY, I said, Honey, if you love me, I got in her face and winked various times, You will SMIIIIIIIIIILLLEEEEE (Some sort of opera thing). Then she laughed.

I win! Whee!

And it sort of ended after that.

::shrugs::

You know how it is with these improv games.

Also, during lunch, I sort of had to not stop walking, because I couldn't find any place where I didn't feel all

3rd wheelish.

Guah.

You know those days, where no amtter who you talk too, you're just so....unneccesary to any form of conversation, you just feel like you're annoying everyone else.

Tsk tsk!

I'll update with more nonsense after I go eat some artery blocking, heart killing, powerful salt coated concession stand food.

-SASASASASAAAAAAMURFY

I LIKE! I LIKE!

Advice

Smurfy — 2004-09-16T10:09:17-05:00

One would be WELL advised not to challenge Lizzy Cohee to an inuendo war at 10:30.

She is a BREAS-I MEAN BEAST of innuendoic proportions.

Man, That was one good innuendo war.

Poor website.

Poor santa!

BUT MY EYES! MY EYES LIZZY! MY EYES!

Hmm

Smurfy — 2004-09-17T07:09:55-05:00

"Go out and check the goats"

"It's raining!"

"I know, go make sure they aren't drowning or something"

"Goats don't drown"

"But you will, if you don't go check the goats"

"I hate our goats"

"And they love you. GO CHECK THE GOATS"

"I hate our goats"

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-09-17T11:09:40-05:00

Once upon a merry land there was a lad named smurfy

Smurfy did some crazy things and invented a new blog

This blog! he said, shall make the world go crazy!

For blogging was and should ever be

the grooviest of all,

the fun stuff man,

But then he HATCHED the plan

I'll ruin their thoughts, and make them dumb, with my incomplete sentences!

Followed by 16 empty lines, he knew their doom would come

unfortuentelly it stopped sounding cool and thens ome goats came ina nd then john kerry was like HAHAHA 87 BILLION DOLLARS and then his arm fell off and his face began to melt and it was discovered that he was actualyl fran drescher.

Merry christmas.

JUST EXPLAIN IT!

Smurfy — 2004-09-17T11:09:18-05:00

So, after that delightful encounter with the jpged kind, I realized that today of all days, must be a friday.

A friday!

That means tommorow is not friday.

Becuase today is.

Or...maybe it isn't.....

o_O

Dude, shutup.

Alright, moving on, you know,

to the stuff that doesn't make sense.

So I was like, IN CIVICS, you know?

The class with the retarded middle aged black man who enjoys flirting with young white teenage girls/anyone who will look him in the eye.

So, we're sitting there, and, you know, smurfy's had too many airheads, and I just start on some political commentary while we're working on some worksheet thing.

I'm pretty sure that I did some arnold swchacarzzenegzzaeger, john kerry, a little george bush, and alot more arnold.

I got so ...umm.."Into" doing arnold that I just began pounding on ym desk and shouting four more years for about 5 or 6 seconds...

I think most of the people were just laughing because I'm such an idiot.

The others were laughing because it was funny,

and the other were laughing because I spit my toothpick out.

::shrugs::

"there's a bug on this spoon"

and LIZZY.

You're innuendo skills will CRUSH you.

CRUSH YOU.

So after civics, of course, I had the "Ride the bus home class"

I sort of did the same routine except in front of the pot smoking freshmen.

Man I hate those freshmen.

so, once again, school pictures were dleayed, but not before we got to hear about TORNADOS from mr TELFORD.

Students..and,..teachers......UMMMMMMMMMMMMM......etc. etc.

Of course, after he talked for 20 minutes, math was over. w00tations.

Saved by the annoying irritating voice of the man who hates cleavage, Mr. Telford.

And how.

After that, we were informed standing outside may result in your immediete death, followed by being escorted INSIDE...

where the DOOM WINDS didnt wait for your DOOM!

Oh..and..uh..

Something about

MMMMGOOD.

::shrugs::

I gotta start writing these things down, I forget all the good stuff byt he time I remember to update.

Or MAYBE, it's not ME thats forgetting, it's the BLOG.

MAYBE ITS A CLONE OF ME OF MY BLOG

Conspiracies abound

-Smurfy. (It's way past too late to make sense)

Ranomd QUIPS and QUOTES

Smurfy — 2004-09-18T12:09:49-05:00

Hilzarie:

Anyways.... yeah I got on campus from my excursion to Cookout and the movie theatre (which didn't open til one so we couldn't get our tickets) we found a spot in first lot (HA!) and went to go to lunch and McVicker was like "HURRY UP KIDS! GET IN A BUILDING, WHAT CLASS ARE YOU GOING TO!??!!?" "Um.....math.......that building *point*" OKAY, GO IN THERE, THERE ARE STRONG WINDS, NOT A TORNADO YET, BUT THEY'VE BEEN PICKING STUFF UP AND BLOWING THEM DOWN THE BREEZEWAY!! DON'T TRIP IN YOUR NICE BOOTS!" I was like ".....wow......... these silly southerners ^.^"

I love tornadoes, I've been in about twenty seven of them that I can remember, and I've gotten to the point that I just stand on my deck and watch until I can tell it's close enough to project something at me or blow me away. Hurray for Michigan, the top of Tornado Alley!!! In my AP Art class the people were all like "OMG WE'RE GONNA DIE!! LOOK, THE RAIN! IT IS STOPPING! IT WAS ALL PRETTY AND NOW IT'S STOPPING!!" "Um......yeah........ no tornado, the sky would be green....... and we'd hear a sort of train-like noise and it would get really warm (which we couldn't tell cause we were in the classroom but sh) and the sinks would funnel and stuff like that. It just stopped raining -.-"

I'm going to stop this comment now......LONGEST COMMENT EVAR! YAY!! hehe

Lucas Talks Star Wars TV Series
Wed, Sep 15, 04 04:40:47 PM EDT The AP has an interesting interview with George Lucas online. Here's a highlight:

AP: After "Episode III," will you ever revisit "Star Wars"?
Lucas: Ultimately, I'm going to probably move it into television and let other people take it. I'm sort of preserving the feature film part for what has happened and never go there again, but I can go off into various offshoots and things. You know, I've got offshoot novels, I've got offshoot comics. So it's very easy to say, "Well, OK, that's that genre, and I'll find a really talented person to take it and create it." Just like the comic books and the novels are somebody else's way of doing it. I don't mind that. Some of it might turn out to be pretty good. If I get the right people involved, it could be interesting.

Lucas Says No More Films
Tue, Sep 14, 04 03:02:57 AM EDT Eddie points out MTV's website for some great Lucas quotes about the end of the Star Wars films and the rating of ROTS:

"This was never planned as a nine-episode work," Lucas said. "The media [pounced when] I made an offhand comment, 'It might be fun to come back when everyone's 80 and do another one of these.' But I never had any intention of doing that."
Lucas said he only decided to do the back-story trilogy — which "Sith," due next May, will cap — because he realized he had already written it in order to tell the story in the first "Star Wars" films. "The original 'Star Wars' was only three films, and that was what it was meant to be," he said. "After a lot of pondering and thought, I went back to do the back story, but that pretty much tells the story. Episode six is the end. There isn't any more to it."
"Sith" may mark the end on an emotional level, too. "All the good guys die," he said, laughing. "And you know, it's pretty dark. It's pretty intense. I'm not sure this one is going to end up a PG like the others were."
That apparently doesn't have so much to do with actual violence — like previous "Star Wars" films, this one will have lots of battles and space action — as with what happens to Padme and the children borne from her union with Anakin Skywalker following their escape and separation. "It's a happy story," Lucas joked.

EP3: Threepio Completes SW Shoot
Tue, Sep 14, 04 02:44:34 AM EDT John points our the BBC website for a clip of Anthony Daniels reaction to Star Wars feature filmmaking being forever completed.

"Oh yes, it was with tears. This was very much a fond farewell," he said.
He admits director George Lucas' fascination with special effects had overtaken storytelling in later films.
"For the final shot I walked along a blue corridor with a blue background behind me talking to someone who wasn't there." he said.

I found a really weird yet cool sounding mix of Ballroom blitz.

This is mildly disturbing.

TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS.

The party: an analysis

Smurfy — 2004-09-18T11:09:24-05:00

Well.

It began simply enough.

I arrived roughly 5 or 6 seconds before steph, and immedietelly began making fun of her and dared her to beat me to the house.

Luckily I was standing right in front of it, so, of course, I won.

As I entered, I met the mysterious silent girl known as Stella.

I think I didnt make too good of an impression. Pretty sure.

::shrugs::

After that, Emily avocado holloway showed up. At that point I sort of stole the spinny chair and immedietelly began the campaing known as READ KATS BOOKS

Exciting indeed.

Soon following was Walker, whom was quite groovy. I think he cut his hair some, maybe I'm just confused.

It was awkward for just a second, but then Jasona rrived, and it sort of stayed awkward.

But then, of course, every party has to have the stupid annoying guy who disagrees with everyone I do, and for that we have somebody named Ian I guess.

It was his fault we started talking about politcs.

Darn those politics.

After that he informed us all that president Bush paid terrorists to attack the US so he would look "cooler".

To which I said,

John kerry looks like herman MUNSTER you IDIOT.

Then, while we were talking about lord of the possums, I brought up the fact that the one scene they shot looks like that classic "Bigfoot" footage.

Then this guy said

"Dude that's not real. THATS FAKE"

u_u'.....

Sir, you're an idiot.

He then informed us that bigfoot was real, but the footage was not.

So, hey.

Go man go.

Idiot.

And then after we hit stefpahanahayaaie with some branches and TWIGS, she broke/sprung/pretended to break/spring her ankle, and demanded that I piggy back her.

Worked GREAT until she decided to SUCK at doing that.

Then I just FELL.

TWICE.

Of course Kat had no problem doing it because she LEANED UP then.

Instead of just being STUPID.

And making me FALL.

~_~

And then she broke my HAND during the MOVIE.

yeah, sucka.

Thats right.

I said MOVIE.

So we watched the twin peaks movie, which proved further that the 90's ruled.

Awesome 90's.

Yeah.

Then same idiot wanted to use the quija board when scary movie 3 was on.

Why waste a perfectly good movie on a stupid quija board.

needless to say, I didn't bother with it, because I was too busy acting like an idiot and making stupid jokes, like I usually do during a movie that seems to suck.

Take, the ring for example.

That was one nonstop bad joke fest for me.

Because it sucked.

That's right,

The Ring, it SUCKED.

LIKE VAN HELSING.

OR EXCORCIST II THE HERETIC THE MINISERIES THE MOVIE

Spare the BLIND.

And skttles, my deduction skills pwned you.

Deal with it.

Sucka.

-SMURFY

Whats in that pie?

Smurfy — 2004-09-19T08:09:27-05:00

Could it be a false tooth?

Or is it more likely that the turnip's belong only in france with King mike.

Boondoggle

Smurfy — 2004-09-19T10:09:42-05:00

Well, guys.

Today's one of those messed up days where nothing happens and you see twelve OMG LOL NOTHIN HAPENED 2DAY AND OMG MY MOM IS ACTUALLY A LIZARD or something like that.

::shrugs::

Well, since we have that taken care of, let's start making something up.

Let's Rock!

Boondoggle- An unnecessary or wasteful project or activity; To waste time or money on a boondoggle.

So, for now and forever, this shall furthermore be called a Boondoggle of ULTIMATE proportions....I think.. And is Boondoggle now the COOLEST word you have EVER heard. I didn't even MAKE UP that one.

Example

"I tried to read Smurfy's blog, but it was a boondoggle, his entire vocabualry consists of stupid, LOLZERZ, KILLZ U, and groovy."

I tried to use the word boondoggled, but it boondoggled when I accidentily said moondoggy.

Oh screw this, I lost my mind back when I said your mom was a lizard.

My my. MY DOOM IS UPON YOU

Smurfy — 2004-09-20T08:09:33-05:00

Practice, 6-8, every day except friday from now until december.

My head hurts and all's we're doing is READING.

My WORD what has Elwood and Harvey got me into.

Don't expect many updates now.

Seriously,

But stay groovy children.

I SHALL BE WAITING

(Overly dramatic)

(Drama queen)

(DORK)

My Cd player, or, in english, &#^@&!!^#@&@!...

Smurfy — 2004-09-20T11:09:23-05:00

Okay.

I get on the bus, I turn on my CD player.

it doesn't work.

I turn it off, back on, back off, back on, for 45 minutes.

It never works.

After school, waiting for practice to start,

Doesn't work.

On the ride home in the truck,

Doesn't work.

Get home, lay on the bed, accidentily hit the play button.

Works perfectly.

::sigh:::

Why is fate SO, FREAKING BIPOLAR.

And why does it hate me!

HATE ME SO!

I also realized, that along the lines of the play (Harvey),

I am utterely and beyond all recognition,

Screwed.

My second line, of course,

Is a 1.5 page monologue in which I have no interaction with anyone except for the imaginary telephone operator.

o_o.

Curse you Elwood P Dowd.

CURSE YOU.

Of course, in the 3rd act, I realized I get kissed by the nurse.

~_^

Nevermind.

Gonna freakin' rock, sucka's.

And my friends, this is the best microsoft joke I've ever seen

Fear the truth.

My anti-drug.

or...uh..

::shrugs::

Stupid ad campaigns.

Blast it!

I had something I was going to write in this thing, which I've been thinking about all day!

I must have gotten distracted by the hole in brooke's leather pants.

Or maybe it's brittany's french fries, which are still hot by the way.

And, I''m pretty sure that I may miss an update soon.

Mon-Tuesday I have practice from 6-8

Wed-Thursday I have prac. from 6:30-8:30

Couple that with 1 & 1/2 hours of homework, this stupid biology project due thrusday I haven't started, my ability to make a big deal of small things,

and VOILA!

You have one mentally retarded (even more so then usual), Smurfy.

My freaking EYES.

MY EYES.

-Smurfy.

Oh, won't someone please just KILL these freaking GOATS.

( star wars DVD's come out tommorow! YESSSS!)

Well, isn't that just DUCKY.

Smurfy — 2004-09-21T04:09:35-05:00

http://www.mindsay.com/live

Well, my mindless zombie blog reading friends.

...

Yeah, that's about it.

So I got a few pictures today.

like.

19 pictures.

HAHAHA.

Fools.

So, Jarrod got beat up by freshmen and sam again.

Good times my friend, good times.

When you turn into a massive belching bag of acne that makes things difficult to look at, who usually drags dead squirrels around in pockets, you may get beat up too.

MMhmmmmm

I did manage to sleep through spanish without getting caught!

That was groovy!

Um...

Crap.

I had FUNNY things to say.

I keep frogetting....all the funny stuff..

Oh yes!

The subject came up of snowballs, SOMEHOW or another in my civics class, which led to me re-telling the story of how I was thrown through that window last year.

my WORD I love that story.

It CAPTIVATES audiences WHENEVER I tell it.

It's often how I warm up at a party with new people,

because every SINGLE person who went to west last year knows about that.

IT'S CRAZY!

After that, I had to leave for practice.

HARVEY practice.

(ZE PLAY!)

Adios my good friends, and the ones who aren't, and stalkers, like skittles.

-SMURFY

My Doom, on a platter

Smurfy — 2004-09-21T10:09:24-05:00

So, I hear a ringing in theater class today.

I look over, and Lizzy's just writing on a picture, and her and Alli are laughing, and LOOKING at me!

This is a pretty common occurance, but after seeing Lizzy get up with the picture, and what else, ..whats that in her HAND...

It was the demon lepruchaun doll from 9th grade.

The one I stabbed.

And it's back.

Luckily I had the sexy picture of Lizzy to take my mind off the fact that the demonic one-eyebrowed death doll in my backpack.

Also in my favor was Alli's mischievious nature, which cursed her to pick up the doll and carry it around.

She was a good person, Alli.

Poor thing.

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-09-22T05:09:24-05:00

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-09-22T05:09:30-05:00

Mindsay ate my entry.

And the 6 person bus fight Mega-Brawl® proved that Jarrod's only means of attack is laying on people.

Jarrod,

ugh...

What a tard.

Good fight, suckas

MMMMMMMMMMM.......

Smurfy — 2004-09-22T10:09:32-05:00

I tried to think of some witty entry,

but my head got the better of me.

I'm feeling far too logical right now to write in this wonderful piece of human art.

Eh.

I HATE that freaking THIRD WHEEL feeling.

My WORD does it SUCK.

< teenage angst> KILL

You know,

Smurfy — 2004-09-22T11:09:23-05:00

You see,

There's on thing thats caught my eye recently.

This stupid thing,

And I'm full of these pet peeves,

But why does EVERY profile I look at have to have

I love JIM

I love LINDSAY

<3 Tom

OMGZ LUVIN U MINDY!

ilu jeff

and then they put the DATE

THE DATE

THE DATE THEY WENT DATING

ON AIM PROFILES.

You know,

If I wanted to know that you weren't single

I would have asked.

Instead, I have 120 people reminding me that I'm the only single person on my buddy list.

and to that, I say

What a LAME thing to do.

GO announce your love for annoying me in more sincere ways, like hitting me in the face. At leas I could dodge it.

theres no dodging OMG LOLZ IM DATING SAMANTHA!

14-292-1990!!!!!! OMGZ!

Smurfy has spoken

And ranted

And whined

AND OH JUST KILL IT ALREADY

-Smurfy's blog (That one day it wasn't funny)

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-09-23T04:09:54-05:00

Oh, so I got in a bad mood ONE time.

ONCE.

ONE TIME.

And for that Byron announces my DOOM via DOOM TEXTS.

I've got picture you need to see Byron.

It's me at age 7 winning Mortal Kombat with raiden.

Age 7.

You know what that means?

ITS TEKKEN TIME.

Aprreciation to the groovin's

Smurfy — 2004-09-23T09:09:27-05:00

I realized that today was thursday, and as such, was dissapointed, see, because I thought today was friday, when I woke up.

For...some reason.

::shrugs;::

Which just means that the 2nd project I thought I had to do yesterday was in fact, not due yesterday. How I loathe it.

I was walking around at lunch today, as usual, aimlessly, because see,

the thing about me is, I've gotten to understanding,

Is that I know tons and tons of people, but I don't necessarily Fit IN with any of them. I'm so extremely introverted about my affairs and thoughts, that I don't feel any social gratification by becoming any closer to anyone, other then the common blah blah blah of everyday life.

...

Sorry, I'm getting too intelligent for my blog again.

I do that from time to time.

But don't worry.

I'm too much of a spaz to keep track of thsoe good thoughts.

LIKE PASTA.

POSSESSED PASTA....

........

Ah.

So today we got our homecoming ballots.

Too which I immedietelly pondered,

"How on God's green earth did Tristan Ohl make it on here"

Too which someone asked me,

Why the heck are YOU on here, smurfy.

Too wich I replied

YOUR MOMMA, SUCKA.

::shrugs::

I've been sitting around trying to write down more movie ideas lately, but I am so blocked.

Last time I got inspiration, it was from watching old silent movies, but now..it's like..

Hey! First theres a guy who finds gold! THEN ZOMBIES!

and then,

There's this guy, and he gets married to this siberian supermodel,

THEN ZOMBIES!

And then,

First theres zombies,

THEN ZOMBIES!

So I'm thinking,

Maybe the reason I can't write anything else, is because I need to write a ZOMBIE movie.

So I tried that.

That was GARBAGE.

I mean Garbage that makes Gigli look like The Emipre Strikes Back.

Yeah.

That kind of garbage.

Which reminds me that I still don't have the DVD's.

Curse my inability to reason with price tags.

CURSE IT ALL!

But, since I arrived at play practice relatively early, I was able to spend a little time with Brooke and Brittany.

Ya'll are two of the grooviest people I know, and I appreciate all that you two do. make alot of ungroovy days totally far out, man.

Isn't that just sweet smurfy?

Oh yes.

Sure is.

HAHAHAHA JUMPING TO ENDGAME

(Also the smurfmobile needs gas)

(And I'm to cheap to buy any)

(And brakes)

(and tires)

(and $)

-Smurfy

Good LORD do we need 3 weekends instead of 2...

UGH..

-Seriously, it's smurfy

Smash Mouth ROXORZ

Government test climate best
If you're looking for no rest
And at midnight you can grab your keys
And slip into your bulletproof dress
Television comes to life
And it works the street tonight
Siren's the song and it's remixed long
Into the broad daylight
Sleeping with the only one you can't out run
Gotta run before the sun catches up to me
Days they go too slow I'm blinded

Seein' only what I wanna see
In this enchanted land of a thousand chances
You only get just one and it's gone

Well I'm just another creep
In that town that never sleeps
Met the one I adore at a liquor store
And she gave up counting sheep
And she explained to me
What "waitress" really means
That most ignore what she's waiting for
While earning an honest keep
She's acting out tinsel town's most-hated scene

Gotta run before the sun catches up to me
Days they go too slow I'm blinded
Seein' only what I wanna see
In this enchanted land of a thousand chances
You only get just one and it's
Gone

Disenchanted in this land of a thousand chances
You only get just one and it's
Gone

I figured it out

Smurfy — 2004-09-24T04:09:24-05:00

Finally, after much debate, the next movie I make is most likely going to entitled

STREETS OF RAGE:

RUMBLIN' RAGIN'
POLITICIANS

Which is just going to be me in different hats doing my RPC imitiations for like, 15 minutes.

Then a random fight breaks out, which ross perot stops.

Ross perot is your doom!

I was basically doing those for 10 or so minutes until my sub for civics said

hey, Kung foo man

Wha?

I said

No, I'm doing shwarzheneggar

"No man,....No....Your t-shirt.

And you're too loud. We're trying to watch a MOVIE"

Too which I replied, (without quotes)

DRAGONS AR NOT KUNG FOO..

THEY ARE ...

ASIAN.

DD.....R?!

Smurfy — 2004-09-25T03:09:09-05:00

Okay, so, I did it.

I finally did it.

I played DDR for the first time and discovered my inner groove.

So what IS the answer sir.

Smurfy — 2004-09-26T01:09:23-05:00

Well,

Mighty fine day isn't it?

yeah, it sure is.

No, I'm lying.

HAHA NO! I tricked you!

::shrugs::

Well, it seems like it's been a slow weekend, but those always come back to slap you in the face. I realized that the fair starts friday, and that this year, going to the fair is going to suck a little more then it did last year. For one thing,

A) No one is GOING to the fair this friday,

B) I have been assured that there's no way I'm going to be able to avoid having to walk around with my idiot ghetto preppy sister this year,

C) My sister's friends are gehtto preppy idiots as well,

D) No ones GOING to the fair this friday.

Not that I've asked anyone.

BUT HEY.

Eh.

So after all that mess, we have to come to subject DOS.

Not like, the operating system. But,

TWO.

Oh wait

pizzas here

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-09-26T03:09:38-05:00

The ocean breathes salty.

So, after all that pizza and whatnot, I realized one thing for sure

Re-heated hamburger pizza sucks.

REGULAR hamburger pizza sucks, what am I going on about.

No idea...

Not enough has happened this weekend to rant about, you know? Gotta have some....CONTROVERSY.....or..

Oh screw it.

I don't even have anything to rant about man. Nothing.

NOTHING.

I am going to load some new pictures though.

Stay tuned for brand new DOOM!

SUBJECT!

Smurfy — 2004-09-26T03:09:43-05:00

The ocean breathes salty.

So, after all that pizza and whatnot, I realized one thing for sure

Re-heated hamburger pizza sucks.

REGULAR hamburger pizza sucks, what am I going on about.

No idea...

Not enough has happened this weekend to rant about, you know? Gotta have some....CONTROVERSY.....or..

Oh screw it.

I don't even have anything to rant about man. Nothing.

NOTHING.

I am going to load some new pictures though.

Stay tuned for brand new DOOM!

SUBJECT 2 I MEAN TWO I MEAN OH SNAP POP TARTS!

Smurfy — 2004-09-26T03:09:02-05:00

I had some terrible pageload problems, but I believe I fixed them.

Badnwitdh, you know?

Oh wait, sorry.

I was just informed that I'm still having bad page-load problems.

That's probably those stupid GOATS' fault.

FINALLY

Smurfy — 2004-09-26T09:09:02-05:00

I finally got pictures from that freakin' party up.

Rejoice, suckas.

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=3564952&friendName=Smurfy&Mytoken=20040926205437

Conan- He shall RULE

Smurfy — 2004-09-27T10:09:55-05:00

NEW YORK(AP) NBC chose the 50th anniversary of the "Tonight" show on Monday to announce that Jay Leno will be succeeded by "Late Night" host Conan O'Brien in five years _ or thousands of jokes from now.

The unusual succession plan solves a delicate problem for NBC, blocking other networks from poaching O'Brien to move him to an earlier time slot.

Leno planned to make the announcement on Monday's "Tonight."

"In 2009, I'll be 59 years old and will have had this dream job for 17 years," Leno said. "When I signed my new contract, I felt that the timing was right to plan for my successor and there is no one more qualified than Conan.

"Plus, I promised Mavis I would take her out for dinner before I turned 60," the notoriously workaholic Leno said about his wife.

When they signed Leno to his latest contract extension, NBC executives said they asked Leno when he'd feel comfortable making a transition. He knew that they wanted to keep O'Brien but that wouldn't be likely if Leno kept doing the job indefinitely.

Leno's agreement to a 2009 exit gives him the chance to make a smoother transition than when he took over from Johnny Carson on May 25, 1992, said Aaron Barnhart, a Kansas City Star columnist who once ran a newsletter on late-night TV news. Leno was criticized then for not even mentioning his predecessor.

For his first few years at "Tonight," Leno trailed the person he beat for the job _ David Letterman _ in ratings and critical respect. But Leno eclipsed Letterman among viewers in the 1995-96 season and hasn't looked back.

In the season that concluded last week, "Tonight" averaged 5.8 million viewers, a 2 percent increase over the previous year. Letterman's "Late Show" on CBS averaged 4.2 million, up 8 percent from the year before.

Some in the industry privately thought it odd that Leno, who rarely if ever misses work, would willingly place a deadline on himself unless he was being pushed by NBC.

NBC executives were not commenting on Monday.

Sadly, someone beat me to the punch again on a similar issue, the one that keeps hopping around.

Still no fair participants.

Though I asked 2 today!

So I cans afely say no one is still going.

Off that, I figured I'd be political again today.

Here's some intresting TIDBITS.

WMD in Iraq?

"A leader, not a mis-leader" -- Rich Carroll

Did Bush mislead America? Were there really Weapons of Mass Distruction in Iraq? Bush was running on the same information as the Clinton Administration.

"We urge you, after consulting with Congress, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq's refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs."
- From a letter signed by Joe Lieberman, Dianne Feinstein, Barbara A. Milulski, Tom Daschle, & John Kerry among others on October 9, 1998

"The community of nations may see more and more of the very kind of threat Iraq poses now: a rogue state with weapons of mass destruction, ready to use them or provide them to terrorists. If we fail to respond today, Saddam and all those who would follow in his footsteps will be emboldened tomorrow." -- Bill Clinton in 1998

"In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including Al Qaeda members, though there is apparently no evidence of his involvement in the terrible events of September 11, 2001. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons.
--Hillary Clinton, October 10, 2002

For more than two decades, Saddam Hussein has sought weapons of mass destruction through every available means. We know that he has chemical and biological weapons. He has already used them against his neighbors and his own people, and is trying to build more.
--John Edwards, Oct 10, 2002

.........then............

"George Bush sold us on going to war with Iraq based on the threat of weapons of mass destruction. But we still haven't found them. ... We were misled about weapons of mass destruction."
-- John Kerry, April 27th, 2004

"Congress must censure President Bush for misleading the country about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction"
--Moveon.org "Democracy in Action" Moveon.org (will open in new window)

thats all for now

Yep.

Totally just did some liberal bashing.

Courtesy of the blonde one.

Been meaning to put those up for awhile, just to stupid to do it.

And just for good measure

By: Bill O'Reilly for BillOReilly.com
Thursday, Sep 23, 2004

President Bush doesn't really like the press and with good reason. The media "gotcha game" has been elevated to almost hysterical levels, and any mistake or misstatement by a President is front page news. Would you want to walk a high wire everyday?

So the President rarely gives in-depth interviews, and his press conferences are held to a minimum. One on one, Mr. Bush is an engaging guy, but it's tough to be relaxed when every word you say is parsed and dissected. Unlike Bill Clinton, George W. Bush does not seek personal approval, at least not openly. Mr. Clinton loves adoration; Mr. Bush is much more private in his presentation.

Therefore, I approached my thirty minute interview with the President cautiously. I kept my presence low key, which is a tremendous departure for me. There are certain rules that have to be followed when talking with the most powerful man in the world, and I respected the guidelines.

For example, I am known for confrontational interviews, but you simply cannot tell a sitting President that you, the interviewer, know more than he does. That would make you look like a moron. So open confrontation goes right out the window.

Also, the tone of your questions must be respectful. Although I asked everything I wanted to ask and there were no restrictions in the interview, my queries were posed less aggressively than usual. I was direct, but subdued, another departure for me. By the way, I never show my questions to anyone in advance, and that rule applied to the President.

Security is massive for every presidential appearance. To even get to the interview room in a New York City hotel, I had to go through hoops that make U.S. airport security look like the Mexican border. Back elevators were taken, I was perused by at least a dozen Secret Service Agents, and everything was bulletproof except my questions.

The President, himself, is a different man than the one I interviewed four years ago. Back then, as the Governor of Texas, he was more casual in his language, both body and verbal. He carried himself with authority in 2000, but now he seems to be aware that he is a life and death decision maker and that awesome responsibility has seeped into his persona. He's very aware of his position in life.

Mr. Bush was much more business-like this time around. He kept the chit-chat short and seemed anxious to answer the questions. I believe he likes the joust when he thinks the playing field is fair. I gave him a square deal last time around, and he remembered.

A TV interview is far different than a print one in the sense that facial expressions and posture play a key roll. My job is to break down the image and give viewers a glimpse at the real person sitting in front of me. I asked the President very short questions about very precise things: his National Guard service, the Swift Boat ads, Iraq and Iran, the Mexican border, Jacques Chirac, the fairness of the press and how his faith in God influences his decisions.

Most of the time, Mr. Bush was direct and to the point. A few times he evaded. He was, however, intensely focused, and so was I, except for one secret lapse. In the middle of my talk with the President, my mind flashed back for just a second to my childhood in Levittown, New York. The most powerful man on earth was answering my questions. Who woulda thunk it?

Courtest of http://billoreilly.com

^_^

Well, now that I've succeeded in being all big and republican today, let's try to find some HUMOR.

HUMOR.

AlllRIGHT.

Well,....oh..oh shoot..

I did have an insightful conversation with Blake today, for whatever reason. I usually tend to avoid having intelligent conversations, mostly due to the fact that most people are unable to carry an intelligent conversation. Sure, being an idiot is fun, but there's no substance to it, let me tell you. So when the opprutunity presents itself to actually ACHIEVE this intelligence and power in a magnificient showing of the english language, I tend to grab it.

Overpowering that previous paragraph is that I said "Insightful conversation with Blake".

haha.

::shrugs::

Deal with it, suckas.

But man, Conan O'Brien, coming on at 11:35..

I would actually be able to WATCH it then.

But boy, will I sure miss Leno and his Headline antics!

And Kevin! Gah. kevin. You pot smoking bald black man you.

And good heavens! I beat ALL the stupid fat kids to lunch today!

^_^

Freakin' fat kids.

I even got the GOOD pizza.

While I was watching Fox News, I believe it was Hannity and Colmes, this one fellow made this excellent example of why kerry has been hit so hard by the flip flop thing.

He said basically this,

If you had a spouse, and you had been married for years, and I told you she was obnoxious, you'd know I was a fool. You know your spouse, and I have never met them. Now say you had a blind date. If I told you, "Yeah! I know them..they are REALLY obnoxious.." You would say, well...hmm..maybe that's nto such a good idea. Reflecting that, is the fact that we've HAD bush for president longer then Kerry, and Kerry is our blind date. The things that are said may not be true, but because we don't KNOW him, it is easy for us to fall into what they want us to hear.

The thing Mr. Kerry needs to do here, is actually do something. Something. See, Bush came on recently and said "The war's going good, blah blah blah". Well, anyone in America can tell it's not growing better by the day, so why won't Kerry do something about THAT? Go say something, be HEARD.

Instead we go back to Vietnam, and realize he should have ran for president during the 60's, when Vietnam actually mattered.

Oh MAN do I love ranting about politics.

Can't wait to see some responses.

-Smurfy

Flash Flash Revolution

Smurfy — 2004-09-27T10:09:45-05:00

ITS FEEDING THE ADDICTION

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/index.php

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-09-28T05:09:01-05:00

BWHAHAHAHA! My new THEATER scene is going to kick TAILAGE. Monologue Scene (Scene is a street, with no traffic) Scene I Characters- Princess Bianca- Young English princess, speaks in a deep cockney accent Doctor Freakenstein- Mad non-genius scientist escaping tax debts Roddy McSexton- Out of work aerobics instructor. Now sells tapes on the streets SteveDave Doyle- Small drunken man with a big view on life Dave Honkey- Former employee of Cracker Company, he was fired because they needed room for the mayonnaise division _____________________ Princess Bianca- Unhand me you villainous pig, Freakenstein! You shan’t be able to get away with this! Dr. Freakenstein- Oh SHUTUP. And you listen HERE, it’s DOCTOR Freakenstein, SUCKA. Anyway, I just need you.. for.. uh.. TAX PURPOSES! HAHAHA! Princess- Why do you NEED to be so LOUD… Freak- Um… well.. Mostly, it’s all because of my DISEASE..YEAH… see.. It’s.. uh.. HAHA! OBESITY! Roddy- Oh JOY, did I just hear someone say OBESITY?! Oh JOY indeed Roddy! I HAVE INSPIRATION NOW!

Dexion

Smurfy — 2004-09-29T09:09:20-05:00

Smurfy, the mighty DEXION.

God bless the greek language, let me tell you what man.

Secondly, this Elwood business, this play Harvey,

This is killing me

I cannot seem to pull off what I want this character to be, I cannot GET into this guy.. He's so bloody complicated, it just drives me insane.

Joke to invisible rabbit, stare in awe at nurse kelly, look serious to doctor...then..fix..fix..fix invisble rabbit's necktie..::shrugs::

Blasted rabbit.

-.-....

So I was talking to Sarah Tesh about it, and she kind of, was all, Nice.

I certainly do like nice people.

That made me feel a bit better about the stupid rabbit.

Stupid rabbit.

I also almost caued the death of Megan. Tickling someones feet while they are on a tall ladder can do that.

And then I'm pretty sure I somehow killed Kate too, bu I can't remember why.

Other then that, I have way too much homework to be sitting here obsessing about this BLOG.

I mean WEB-LOG.

I mean oh snap where is my freaking english book.

I have GOT to start REMEMBERING what homework I have to do..GAH..

-SMURFY THE DEXION

(Also, I lost the homecoming race to the stupid jocks.)

(Stupid jocks.)

(rawr.)

(...)

Say what?

Smurfy — 2004-09-29T09:09:49-05:00

Hilzarie Asterie: ew?
Raining SkyFire: She's all
Raining SkyFire: like
Raining SkyFire: ..
Raining SkyFire: She moves to fast.
Hilzarie Asterie: lol
Hilzarie Asterie: my brother read that and he was like "Has Smurfy found himself a little smurf girlfriend?" "Huh?" "BLUE BOOBS!!"
Raining SkyFire: o_o

Raining SkyFire: ...
Raining SkyFire: That's just crazy.
Hilzarie Asterie: OO
Raining SkyFire: YES THEY ARE BLUE
Hilzarie Asterie: lol

Further proof that I never quite know what's going on, or what's coming out of my mouth.

So, a guy walks onto a sidewalk

Smurfy — 2004-09-29T10:09:36-05:00

So, I walk up to Michelle Cohen at lunch today, and push her a bit.

"AHHHH" she screams and runs a foot or two.

"I thought you were a BEE!"

Too which I reply,

"Hahahaha...I'm..I'm..Holy snap I am a bee.."

Truth, only in advertising.

Smurfy — 2004-09-30T09:09:39-05:00

Well.

Haha, look at that.

I performed the scene I wrote for my group today in theater, to much success.

But that blasted Dr. Freakenstein character, I was stuck in that all day.

In civics, we had this question mr clyburn kept pressing us about, because he's an idiot

WHERE DOOOOOO THOSE LAST THREE ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTES COME FROM!?!?!? HMMMM?!?!?!

And I said

Wait a minute..

THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA!

HAHAHAHA! I GOT IT! SUCKA'S!

Some people laughed, others just stared at me in utter disbelief that I could exist.

Which reminds me....

Some guy came up to me on the way to 7th period, and he goes

"Hey SMURFY"

I said

"Wha.....a...who the heck are you?"

"Do you know who I am smurfy?!"

"Uh...no?"

"GOOD"

::guy runs into 400 building:::

WHA??!?!?!

I have no idea what that was about, but I was watching my surroundings closely after that.

But not before Kat almost got a SHOT of vitamin DAVID.

Kat, kat KAT...

And of course, when I woke up today, I was no longer a bee.

LATERZ SUCKA

And dude,

Watch the politcal debate tonight.

I'm gonna have some new material now!

^_^!

behold!

THE POWER OF A BRAIN WITH NO NEO CORTEX!!!

IT IS IN THE MIND OF NONE!

SQUIRREL!

-Smurfy

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Smurfy — 2004-10-02T12:10:26-05:00

I..I missed it..Misssed a day by 24 minutes....

CURSES!

The fair, or something like it.

Smurfy — 2004-10-02T12:10:37-05:00

-----Abridged Version----

Well, for some reason october is at the bottom of the calendar list.

::shrugs::

Well, let start simply shall we?

At 2:45, I began the usual drudgery of 7th period, with Good ol' Mr. Clyburn and his stupid hair, and his long drawn out pointless anecedotes.

Kind of like me, only mine usually have a ...um..moral..or..humor or something...::shrugs::

Anyway,

At 3, the intercom buzzed to life,

EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME MR CLYBURN, will you SEND (BLEEP) to the office pleaaaaaAAAAssse!?!/!!

TO wich he replied,

so I left, but as I closed the door, I whispered to the class,

"Good luck in this SUCKY class, fools. Smurfy is OUTTA HERE"

SUre it sounds gay.

ANd it is!

But what matters is that I puffed up my ego.

So after driving to the middle school of pain and torment, we were on our way to the FAIR.

The dixie CLASSIC!

So, after meeting up with...Sam..and..and..Matt Green.....u_u'.., we were to begin an afternoon that seemed more odd then anything.

Mat green has this happy habit of randomly getting mad and walking off.

Or not getting mad, and just randomly walking off.

Ah, but not to worry, we alos had my sister to worry about.

I had to..."escort" her around the fair, because she's an idiot and can't do it by herself.

So after many many phonecalls in which I screamed, "WHAT?! WHERE ARE YOU!? GO OVER HERE", trying to hear over the noise, you know..

Not doing that next year,

even of course,

if I'm forced too like this year!

^_^

Of course, I was a little dissapointed Brooke couldn't come, but she's alright. She just had too much to do, too much on her. I do hope she is able to attend the movie filming tommorow..

Aye.

So, the fair, yes,

After some point, sam and matt left, and it was just Me, Jason, Racheal, Kim..and..uhm..blast it..whats that other girls name..Gah.. I SUCK at names..Mackenzie..yes..yes..her...

She certainly has changed in the past two years, mackenzie.

But anyway, after much flirtation and whatnot, the fireworks went off.

Quickly...oh..shoot..

Looks like IIIII have some ANGRY parents!

-=^_^=-!!!

LOLZERZ!

I'll finish later, when I can remember more things, and I don't smell like fried corn.

Adios bloggers.

-Smurfy

Steven! Thou suxurz!

Smurfy — 2004-10-02T10:10:34-05:00

Well. Isn't steven a jerk. I ask him about the scene I wrote for us to use in class. "Hey Steven!" "wha!? " "So, did you like how our scene went thursday?" "What scene?" "Er..the one..with.. you as that..aerobics guy..and me as dr. freakenstein and all that? The one I wrote?" "I don't know" (Steven asks some random theater girl if she liked it) "Hey, (I forget her name)" "Yes?" "How did you like my scene last thursday?" "Your scene?" "Yeah" "It was fantastic" (He turns to me) "My scene was fantastic" So, so, wait..what..YOUR scene? WHA?!?! No SIR. OURRRR scene. Stupid idiot.

Woodrow Wilson: Drug, or anti-drug?

Smurfy — 2004-10-02T10:10:58-05:00

So I'm on the set of the movie, "Woodrow Wilson", that's being filmed at West for the next few weeks or so.

And the thing is, these are the freaking coolest guys I have ever met.

After doing my obnoxious announcery voice for some random reason, this one guy pulls me aside and says

Would you do a PSA announcement for the drug woodorw wilson in that announcer voice?

Sure I say!

He says, do it funny like you did before

So I said, alright, alright, tell me when we're rolling

And..action..

"So remember children, dont do drugs! They will RUIN your SAT scores!"

And then I did another ad.. and then another ad.

Then some extras stuff.

I felt quite groovy after these 19-20's-ish way groovy guys told me I was funny and should come to the school of arts.

Sure did.

Well, thats enough ego-inflating for tonight.

So, I went to Jason's today and played DDRMAX2

Which, by the way, I suck at.

For some reason my foot couldn't work the..ps2 mats right...yeah..yeah..THATS why I failed!

ALSO THE CURSE THANKS YOU FOR ENETERING!

HAVE FUN WITH "THE GRUDGE"!

I can never read as many blogs as I want tooo reeeeeead

So, Jason, Brooke, and I, the most angry short man on the planet, were kung foo fighting today, discussing the logistics of Kill Bill, and the five finger palm exploding heart technique, when all the sudden I have this insatiable urge to yell out ALL YOUR BASE OUR BELONG TO SMURFY.

Fortunetelly, I didn't.

But they set us up the bomb.

Although Blake did shove my nose into brookes face violently, and jason attempted too, I'm stil here.

And grooving.

GROOVING

~Smurfy

HAHAHA

Smurfy — 2004-10-03T12:10:55-05:00

An update just for the sake of updating, since I won't be able to do this later today, making my ENTRY calendar work right.

Why WAS that ride so addictive?

My ONE SEXY LINE.:: ::falls to knees:

Smurfy — 2004-10-03T08:10:14-05:00

::falls to knees:::

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Woodrow Wilson: The continuation of a legacy of doom

Smurfy — 2004-10-03T08:10:07-05:00

Further proof Steven is the biggest jerk I've ever met.

Actual dialog.

Director-guy who's name eludes me, gives me a lead part and says, dude, you're just FUNNY...this part is perfect for you here, you just do this..etc..(describes me falling onto my knees screaming why, because the hott cheerleader I asked out killed herself)

So I walk back to this group of odd'ns, and reveal the news, that I have a part now!

Steven says to Cameron,

"Dude, Cameron, you oughta go make them give you a part man. If they give a part to Smurfy here, then you could have two or three. Seriously go do it, if he got one you REALLY can"

Man.

Steven,

You SUCK dude.

You SUCK.

(((((((((((((((Emo)))))))))))))))

(((((((((((((((End Emo)))))))))

So I'm standing around after arriving at school, and some girl comes up

"Woah..you're..uh..you're smurfy right?"

"Er..Yeah..I think so...yeah..yeah..I do that"

"yeah..I've been to your blog..I'm..um..Butterflysoup.."

"Holy SHIZNAP"

_________________________

And Brooke, next time we kung foo, you are SO dead.

::makes hand motion:: KILLED!

o_o

Smurfy — 2004-10-04T06:10:53-05:00

You know there's only 88 days left in this year?

It's insane...

Now I need more time...

hmmm...PORK.

Smurfy — 2004-10-05T10:10:18-05:00

Conversation: (Not fake like the 2nd Steven one....jason...)
-During Play Practice-

Erin: So am I going to be wearing a bathrobe in this scene? I want to be NAKED.

Mrs Hubbard: Erin! gah! Teenagers and their hormones...

Carlos: For Erin, don't you mean, HORNYMONES?!

Carlos: HAHAHA!

I'm just going to shoot myself in the face.

And after debating with myself for some time, I really have to give it up that I actually DID, indeed suck at dance dance revolution, and Jason jsut beat the crap out of me...

Badly.

I might add.

Stupid ego.

So, I arrived in Mr. Clyburns class today, and he was there holding a small piece of paper.

"OH (JABBER) FOR YOU I THINK MAYBE YEAH I THINK IM MR CLYBURN (JABBER)"

So I went back to my desk, opened up the note, and began crying, for included was a picture of the DEMON TROLL LEPRUCHAUN DOLL.

And the mysetrious name "LIZZY"

Her accursed innuendo powers bested me again!

Curses!

And then as I was watching the VP debate, I was like...

You know...

This is just DULL.

So I got to thinking.

You know, if someone, say..like..someone who actually had a personality, and it wasn't just crap like Kerry, or just a mental jumble like bush, who could be FUNNY..and call the opponent FUNNY things..

::shrugs::

It might make listening about Iraq for the 5000th time in two weeks bearable.

But sadly,

All's we had was John Edwards making me wish he was from Virginia, and Dick Cheney NOT using randomly placed expletives.

We need more of that.

Really!

There's no spontaneity (misspelled) anymore. It's to sanitized.

Stupid sanitization.

Today...

Smurfy — 2004-10-06T05:10:19-05:00

....is not finished yet, so this blog entry will be added too later.

So, against our will, we were beset with a conversation about politics in theater today.

I was once again reminded of why the voting age is 18, and not much younger. For one thing, most "Kids" have no idea what they happen to be talking about, while another majority follows things closer then most adults...

Carlos told us all that the world was doomed and we were living in a society that is "Worse then that book..um..1984"

More on THAT after this CHILI gets eaten.

o_O...OW.

Smurfy — 2004-10-06T08:10:23-05:00

According to legend, only Brooke can balance on the breezeway counter and do kung-foo poses.

And I learned, the HARD way.

HYUK!

Smurfy — 2004-10-07T07:10:25-05:00

Now I'm having second thoughts about wearing these old overalls to school....

They're alot bigger then I remember, actually.

Alot bigger.

HOLY SNAP! THE BUS IS HERE YET I AM NOT THERE! AWAY!

Mmm...See that? This is relaxation.

Smurfy — 2004-10-07T04:10:29-05:00

For the next few moments anyway, I doubt I could get much more relaxed then this..

Maybe it's the I have "Hooka Tooka" on repeat, and it's like..totall..

Oh SNAP is that good bluegrass.

Banjo Maximus.

I don't even feel like RANTING now!

Such a relaxing atmosphere..yes..yes..

Got to talk to alot of people today, and had a good time in theater, you know, what with free day and all.

~_^.

I'll actually update later...but man..

I need more overall's...

Woah..

Smurfy — 2004-10-07T06:10:01-05:00

Yeah...NOOO Idea what I just did to my blog, or why it suddenly morphed sizes..

::shrugs::

Smurfy — 2004-10-07T06:10:38-05:00

Just some weird thing I guess.

So, you all remember our good friend Femi right?

Yeah.

Femi.

Started using her mouth again today, and that can only lead to my demise, or some stuff thats very funny because she's such a jerk.

Imagine this,

It's a test,

and suddenly you hear this loud voice,

MR CLYBURN TELL EVERYONE TO SHUTUP I CANT CONCENTRATE!

SERIOUSLY!

GUYS SHUTUP!

And then she just laid her head down and stared at me.

Feeling the awkward glance gland going off in my head, I looked casually over at her with a look of utter confusion on my face, with which i was met,

what?!

What do you WANT?!

And then I stuttered for a second..

and I wanted SO BADLY to say,

"You know, I keep getting in trouble at school. They say I have to stop bringing this bug GUNS to school. ::flexes::"

Man.

it's these kind of times when you just want to look like an idiot.

Unfortunetelly, I retained my composure.

And finish..the..test..on..something....

So, of course, today was "Hillbilly Day" today at school.

Eh..Heh...

I just wanted to wear my overall's which I did!

Yep...-.-...

So, I guess that makes tommorow

"Lay thee Smacketh Downeth" day.

Which means I get to ride around west in a float with a sword, killing a "Raider", which happens to be the team we're playing.

Booya.

With Fall break coming up so quickly, my usually non-existent attention span is growing even shorter.

One more day, smurfy.

One more day.

Oh, look,

I have to go feed the doom goats.

SO LONG CHILDREN AND CHILDREN WHO ARE VERY VERY FAT!

-Smurfy

(Haha. You're not fat.

You goose.)

::shrugs::

Deal with it,

A'ight?

And then I had fun with the porn IM spambots!

SexyTammy291213:
HEY. Look at my new Profile. click on GET INFO!
Raining SkyFire: HMMMMMM
Raining SkyFire: ...
Raining SkyFire: I don
Raining SkyFire: *I don't see one that says..GET INFO...
Raining SkyFire: HELLO?
Raining SkyFire: SEXY TAMMY?!
Raining SkyFire: HELLO?!

And then I found an even worse joke then usual.

I mean TERRIBLE....

But I had the urge to make myslef look stupid, so here we go!

"Wow!" said the sailor. "What about the hook?"

"We were boarding an enemy ship, battling the other sailors with swords. One of them cut me

"Incredible!" remarked the sailor. "And the eye patch?" "A seagull dropping fell in me eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?"

the sailor asked incredulously.

Said the pirate.
"It was the first day with the hook."

A sailor meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch. "How'd you end up with a peg-leg?" asks the sailor. "I was swept overboard in a storm," says the pirate.
"A shark bit off me whole leg."

There is nothing to fear but bad 80's music! And techno! Bad techno!

Smurfy — 2004-10-08T06:10:42-05:00

So I was in the homecoming float for drama club, right?

Well.

See, I had a sword, and I was BATTLING the "Raider", who happened to be brooke (Hilzarie), and so, after I "Killed" the raider, I began to "Kick" the Raider.

Turns out I accidentily kicked brooke like, what, 4 times?

Yeah.

I'm screwed.

But hey, pretty awesome day man!

This chick on ths bus was like

"haha, I could hear you yelling about something all the way at the top of the stands, and I was like, hahahaha, that HAS to be smurfy!"

And then I was like,

"Man. That is just FANTASTIC"

Because, see,

The thing is.

umm..

So I got to skip the doom class! You know, the realm of Femi, Goat Kingdom, that thing.

7th period.

::shudders::

But Hey, I did get to act like an obnoxious idiot in front of 80% of the school!

That's like, a personal DREAM!

And I REALIZED it!

^_^!!!!!

80%!!!

Thats almost 82%!!!

But hey, you know,

it's time for homecoming.

I'll update LATAH, yo!

-Smurfy

w00000000000000000000000000t

KARMA

Smurfy — 2004-10-08T11:10:01-05:00

Apparently after Jarrod (GAYRROD) got off the bus today, some guys drove to his house and beat him up.

Haha.

It would be very sad if he wasn't the meanest person you'd ever meet.

He randomly flicked off a car of ghetto upperclassmen yesterday, and they happened to know another guy on the bus, so such and such happened, the other guy who knew the ghetto upperclassmen got off the bus with jarrod the next day (today), called the ghetto guys, and brought them to jarrods house.

They got out, apparently talked for awhile, then began the duel!

Apparently the hit him 5 times in the face with an umbrella, cutting him, and giving hima NASTY little bruise on the forehead.

If that's not karma for twisting my ears to the point of blood last year, I don't know what is!

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-10-09T02:10:39-05:00

"So you, yes, glad your here"

"So what part am I doing Tom?"

"Well, you're playing this nerdy guy"

"Yeah."

"Then he gets his ass kicked"

TAKE SIX.

GIT-R-DONE?

Smurfy — 2004-10-10T05:10:25-05:00

Ba-da-BING.

My elbow is in not quite as much pain as it was after the sixth take of the "Smurfy get's his ass kicked" scene yesterday.

But my WORD would I do it six more times.

Being able to do this is, just to be able to be in front of a camera, to be able to act, it's the greatest opprutunity I could have ever hoped to have. Sure, it's just a short student thesis film, but when you do the small things, it's the big opprutunities that come out of it.

Getting to know these people is more incredibly worthwhile then I could ever hope to write down on words.

Inspiration!

Final day of filming is tuesday...can't wait to screen the thing..

May..

That freshmen girl was talking about something stupid, and that guy with the CRRRRRAZY moustache, I believe it's evan?

Ha,

He says after the stupid freshmen who hits me all the time appologizes for being random,

"Don't worry! There's a place for that kind of randomness.....And it's right over there, by that tree. Away from here."

The moustache must enable a certain level of unimaginable wit to enter your brain area.

Blast it.

I need one of those.

By those, I obviously mean "Brain Areas".

::nods::

But it's now fall break!

That means

A) Less "ANGRY-SMURFY"

B) More crrrrrrrrrrrazy stuff!

C) Holy SNAP do I enjoy weeks off.

So for all you quote unquote "BAD" rednecks out there, be warned,

If I have to listen to some idiot say "GIT-R-DONE" 5 or 6 more times, I'm going to stab something.

Probably myself.

-Smurfy

Woah!

Smurfy — 2004-10-11T08:10:11-05:00

The legend of the window. I almost died! REALLY! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, february 18th, 2004. The day of the legend. THE DAY THE STORY BEGAN. It was a peaceful lunch period. Much like any other day. A good deal of snow, was on the ground, packing good on the slightly wetter ground. A snowball massacre ensues. Some upperclassmen, and some stupid freshman/ a sophomore. Throwing snowballs. A, one, Kyle Rassmussen, freshman by level, turns his head. And is pegged in the side of the face, by an extremely powerfully thrown snowball by a one, Zach Fudge. Smurfy. Minding his own business, annoying people as usual, is in the line of people dodging upperclass snowballs. When he see's the unfortunate accident occur. And doth he run! backwards! Until i was faced with the dillema of a water filled gutter, and no where to run! "You threw that didn't you!" he announced, charging. "Dude, No, I sewar I didn't man!" Said the white as a white kid smurfy. "Well, THEY ::points to upperclassmen:: said you did! Kyle announces, chargin at me, very close now Then, the battle occurs. Amidst the screaming of people announcing I was innocent, He grabbed my shoulders and shoved backwards. tTripping in the muddy water-filled gutter, I reach back to prevent a fall, bracing against the building. Only, there is no building. A window. And through it I go My back, shvoed against the thin glass, shatters it, as my hand gores through. A class, in room 403, screams. I pull myself out of the mess, noticing glass on my hands. I run away quickly as Zach begins to yell at Kyle. I arrive at the math building, where I notice there is blood pouring out of my hand. ----time passes---- After 3 conferences with various people, including the officer, and filling out report after report. I am free, and the bleeding, has stopped.

Woah!

Smurfy — 2004-10-11T08:10:45-05:00

So I spent 53 dollars on Tales of Symphonia today.

Then I spent apporximately 4 hours playing Tales of Symphonia today.

Good heavens, this game is TEH ROXORZ.

An actual update? NAWWWWWWWWWW

Smurfy — 2004-10-11T09:10:13-05:00

So, it's fall break.

...

Yep.

Fall break.

Sure is good to be on FALL BREAK....

..u_u'...

Fall break...

So I was at the fair again friday, for the demolition derby, right?

Well, I tried to find a seat ont he balcony thing like usual, but you have to look close, so you know, you don't sit beside a chain smokin' redneck or something.

Well, I sniffed casually around one area, and noticed a general lack of SECOND HAND DOOM SMOKE, so I sat myself down there, right proud of finding a spot without a chain smoking redneck.

Shortly after the derby began, I noticed something that made the hair on my neck stand up.

I wasn't sitting beside a chain cigarette smoker, I was sitting beside a chain cigar smoker.

Yes.

Cigar.

I didn't even think people still smoked those things.

Well, haha, now isn't that just crazy!

Then the person beside me turned out to be a chain cigerette smoker anyway.

By chain I mean

Every 10-15 minutes that I looked over, they were either in mid-smoke, or ..um..start-..s..smoke?..

For pretty much the entire time.

Luckily for me, cigar guy only had 4 cigars.

After he ran out he just left.

Yep.

Fall break.

Then I got this..this stupid haircut..

Blasted haircut.

It's going to ruin the film continuity!!

CURSES!

FOILED!

FOILED AGAIN!

LENS PUNCH.

Smurfy — 2004-10-13T12:10:22-05:00

Finished the last shot of Woodrow today,

And as ti turned out, my face is the last thing on screen before credits.

::shrugs::

See, as mentioned before, my character got the crap beat out of him,

but then at the end, in the character 'Retrospective', I'm shown doing some sort of kung-foo followed by me kicking some guy alot.

Then I run up to the camera and BOOM.

LENS PUNCH.

::fade::

Although I had to wear these.."KARATE" pants..

The wasit was like...so..so..tiny..

Or maybe I'm just fat,

who knows.

But if that just doesn't scream comedy, I don't know what does.

Satire.

Satire COMEDY.

~_^

So, beyond that, my day wasn't to eventful.

Played more tales of symphonia, but if I got into that, everyone would be flaming my blog with DOOM messages, such as

"OMG TEH VIDEO GAMEZ R SATAN AN NERDZ SUK.

PS. UR MOMMA"

Those sort of thing.

You know?

I know I certainly do.

I also realized that some english teacher has 4 copies of "Lord of the Possums" in his..video cabinet..

That's 5 too many copies of "Lord of the Possums".

Five.

FIVE TOO MANY.

Terrible..terrible..

Ugh..

Don't ask about that either, I won't be able to answer without using some bizarre sentence structure.

Like usual!

Blake and I also spent a majority of the afternoon running away from fat girl..

Obnoxious...annoying...kicks me alot fat girl.

..u_u'..

Oh yes, and let me tell you something about

"The Forbidden Turkey", and

"The Bread of Death"

These are NOT TO BE EATEN.

EVER.

So some random person said,

AYE THEY BE HAVING FOOD FOR THE EXTRA'S IN ((Smurfy doesn't pay attention here)).

Then said random person walked away and apprently dissapeared into the ground, so I snuck off in search off the mysterious lunch foods.

Well, I thought I had it.

Blake, the trio of odd freshmen and I, stumbled into this room that was outfitted with soda and LUNCHMEATS..and..LUNCH..BREADS...

So, I say,

I'll just have a slice of TURKEY!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

No! Do not! It is the FORBIDDEN TURKEY!

...ah..too late...

Upon stuffing half of the forbidden turkey into my large and unruly mouth, I noted something odd.

The freshmen trio of odd girls had left, along with fat girl.

Blake was left staring at this new occurance.

The room was FILLING with people who were PRETTY pissed off about me eating their turkey.

By the time I managed to get the other half of the turkey into my mouth, 4 different people were just staring at me, and blake was sort of slipping out.

"So,"

One guy said,

"Is that turkey filling?"

Then another woman spoke up

"Mmm..Yes...If you swallow that turkey quickly and leave we'll make sure nothing happens."

Starteled at what effects this 'Happening' might be, I immedietely inhaled the turkey, and ran down the hallway very quickly.

Then 20 minutes later Tom said I could eat the turkey.

Boy did I get cold looks.

Mostly because of

"THE FORBIDDEN TURKEY"

-Smurfy

BULLETIN

Smurfy — 2004-10-13T03:10:53-05:00

The desians have attacked!

Kill the desians!

:;sniff::

Smurfy — 2004-10-14T12:10:18-05:00

What's that I smell?

Could it be bush catching on fire from sucking at these debates?

Possibly.

HAHA!

A REPUBLICAN ADMITTED IT!

FEAR ME CHILDREN!

From the magic of this other guy's brain

Smurfy — 2004-10-14T12:10:37-05:00

Some dialog I overheard from that one guy who was at filming who looked like..um..that other guy..

"...and I actually wrote this other one entitled; 'Second to the left', which actually made it to the second cut, and see, what it's about, (this movie he wrote) is this guy, he's all in love with this girl, and he goes to be her this present, and he buys her one of those..uh..stars, like, the ones you can name and all that.

So he finally tells the girl how he feels and all that crap, and they go walking, and it's night and the guy says, 'I bought you something' and she asks what it is..all that.. and then he actually points to the RIGHT and says, 'That star. the second to the left'.

It was way too stupid though"

Hmmm..

Smurfy — 2004-10-14T02:10:38-05:00

http://www.freedomunderground.org/memoryhole/pentagon.php#Main

Kind of intresting little thing.

Really.

I'm not much of a conpiracist at all, but this has valid points.

For once.

GAH!

Smurfy — 2004-10-14T02:10:00-05:00

I feel the despereate need to write down some sort of anecedote as usual, but all I've got going is this microwavable bacon.

...

Someone needs to yell at me or something.

Maybe I'll just pretend to make fun of Fat Girl again..

Ew.

Smurfy — 2004-10-14T02:10:03-05:00

So I made a new..header pic..

Enjoy the smurfy goodness.

VAN HELSING= OMG NO

Smurfy — 2004-10-15T12:10:17-05:00

Gettin ready for sky captain.

Yeah.

So last night, while playing "Tales of Symphonia", which pwnz all your stupid FF games, I experienced the biggest plot twist I could have wildly imagined.

Then I was like,

"Man. This is..just..dude..man...DUDE....

...Cool."

So, you know.

I'm gonna watch sky captain now.

Hopefully the doom chicks from last time wont force us to watch..van helsing again...

That movie SUCKED.

..But besides that.

Anyone seen that new video from Franz Ferdinand?

"This Fire"?

MAN.

::JAMZ:::

Best movie ending EVER.

Smurfy — 2004-10-15T05:10:32-05:00

"Lens cap"

Haahaaaaa! YES! VICTORY!

Smurfy — 2004-10-15T11:10:23-05:00

The epic adventures of someone who doesn't have epic adventures:

-THE MINISERIES-

School is slowly creeping back into my head.

I have a project due like...next thursday..thats going to take until like, friday to do....next friday..::shrugs::

OH WELL!

::credits::

But, besides that...

I've watched "Sky Captain and The World of Tommorow", as you can see by my earlier update, and am quite happy to say it was all as good as I had hoped.

The style of the shots seemed very reminiscient of say, the old old old superman animated series, I believe from the 40's or 50's. Although, according to the date of the last journal entry from the dead scientist guy, and being 20 years later, the film should have took place around 1938-1939.

But in it, they made reference to "The first world war"

Meaning they..should have had a second.

But hey, who cares, it was a good movie.

Giant..freakin...killer robots..

Good stuff man.

It was shown in the same theater as "Kill Bill Volume 2", which..um..yeah..

You can check my entries from June to see how..how that..how that effected things.

Gah.

But I must depart!

-Smurfy

LAZY:: ::harmonica plays

Smurfy — 2004-10-16T01:10:49-05:00

::harmonica plays::

The weeeeeekend is endddding so SOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN....

Where have all the hours gone!

Perhaps I slept them all away.

THE ROBOTS ARE COMING

Smurfy — 2004-10-16T10:10:11-05:00

AIM chatter bots are attacking!

Any suspects!

Information!

Deposit here!

Known entities: FlipperHogger08, funkzter649, Eyedropbc44, koolaidrocks

Known attacks- Smurfy, Jason, Lee, Jaclyn, Julie Whelan...?

Who ART thee?

Apparently also some canadian friend of Jasons...

Who the HECK is ALEX?!

Smurfy — 2004-10-17T03:10:41-05:00

So I'm sitting her, doin english homework, when suddenly STEVEN IMs me, you know, that guy..with the hair..the 70's guy.

Steven Malaga.

So he says

SMURFY QUIT SENDING AIMBOT.COM AFTER ME OR WHATEVER

I said

Wait...what?

ALEX SAID SHE GOT ONE TOO

Dude, turn your caps off.

I WANT AN HONEST ANSWER, NOTHING MORE. YES OR NO?

um...Yeah..let's just says sure.

SURE ISNT STRAIGHT CUT THIS OUT

Umm..Yes..Yes I sent you're bot.

_____________________

O_o

Wha!?!

Who the heck is Alex!?

And WHY is the first person to be blamed for this fiasco smurfy!?

this mystery only deepens.

Who IS this mystery spammer!

Wha?!

Smurfy — 2004-10-17T04:10:56-05:00

So, after operation: ANNOY YOU by the annonymous bot user, I've been living plainly.

haha.

Plainly.

..Blast it...

I had a million things in my head, but as soon as I began writing it, they all flushed out my nose, apprently.

One of our goats got loose this morning.

Anyone here know that I really can't stand those goats?

Nah, no one would notice that.

So after "Finding" what I believe to be the goat known as "Socks", life returned to normal, and well pursued a happier lifestyle.

Freakin' goats.

But, honestly.

What on earth was I going to write...

besides yesterdays SHOCKING news

Wordddd

Smurfy — 2004-10-18T05:10:02-05:00

So I had this far out dream where I got an iPod in the mail, man.

It was this NEW black and RED iPod, that has like, an unGodly amount of drive space, and it was from someone named "Judge".

After I opened, however, it exploded, and a note fell out saying it was from Byron, and then the message exploded.

That was the COOLEST iPod EVER...

And the note said

"This cost 5600$"

The money sign was at the end of the numbers though.

But since when is Byron "Judge"?

My brain doesnt even make sense when it's cut off.

But, see, the iPod had this thing, it said

"ADVANCED PAD"

Where, it was like an old rotary phone, but it had like 17 kbos, all alligned on this wheel.

You turned the whole wheel to find a playlist, then the little knobs to find specific songs.

It was WAAAAY cool.

Before it exploded.

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-10-18T06:10:40-05:00

Made twice,

Broken thrice.

Someday I'll have to make a new one.

Jane anne, probably NOT the bot terrorizer person..

Smurfy — 2004-10-18T08:10:40-05:00

Jane anne botted me earlier, and then responded by making me read the log....

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Civics: The process of death

Smurfy — 2004-10-19T04:10:54-05:00

Boy do I have some updates today.

But first!

Play practice!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

You will LAUGH.

Civics, Femi, and you.

Smurfy — 2004-10-19T10:10:51-05:00

So today we did what the infamously idiotic Mr. Clyburn announced as a "Straw poll. We're doing a straw poll. Everyone? We're doing a straw poll"

Of course, this was after he was performing some sort of odd bodily action on some random sophomore.

Mr Clyburn is a middle aged black man who's favorite activity is flirting with 15 year old white girls.

I am not fond of mr clyburn.

So, he then asked if we should make the poll public or private.

Immedietelly, we heard the voice that could only be Femi.

"Mr. CLYBURN, I don't WANT to do a poll!"

::shrugs::

Whatever.

We did it publiclly anyway.

After we polled the class on presidential preference, the chart looked like this

Kerry- 7

Bush- 21

Nader- 1

Undecided-1

Now, Mr clyburn was puzzled, someone hadn't voted.

.....Femi.

"I am politically neutral. I didn't vote"

She announced proudly, with her cornrows and buckteeth flashing wildly.

So, you're undecided? asked mr clyburn

"No. I didn't vote"

..That's..thats undecided.

"No it's not, I just don't know which one to pick mr clyburn"

Femi, thats called undecided.

"No it's NOT mr clyburn, I just don't know who to vote for!"

I present my opinion to you,

Femi Is an idiot.

Also, tommorow is PSAT time!

w00t!::KILLZ HIMSELF::

Also, after class ended, Mr clyburn apparently tried to fuse his body into femi's. I don't think there was anyway they could have gotten any closer without taking their clothes off.

~_^

Which might explain why she got mad when I said mr clyburn would be the kind of teacher to make out with girls in the bathroom...

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Also Christin was there, and she said

"OHHHHHH I CANT BREATHE"

I think she's fine, no worries.

Also, today, in theater, we experienced a doom unlike any other.

Lizzy hit her head on PAMELA, the POLE.

LIZZY HAS KILLED NOT ONLY PAMELA, BUT HER OWN MIND.

::mind control::

Youwill take my goats Lizzy.

::end mind control::

Haha, she sprained her wrist tying goats.

More proof, ladies and gentlemen, that goats are going to cause World War III.

Then after, that,

Van Helsing 2: The Goat Vampire Legacy

THAT IS THE DOOM!

-Smurfy

(Haha, tricked you, this wasn't funny.)

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-10-20T10:10:55-05:00

Way to much to do.

No update today.

((HUMOR IS COMING TOMMOROW!))

((HAHA IM LYING))

The Bus: One CRAZY ride.

Smurfy — 2004-10-21T04:10:16-05:00

So, my bus.

The bus drivers name is Asheeka, yes.

Quite a ride, let me tell you.

So yesterday we pulled up beside the traffic median, and behold! A wreck occured!

One involving none other then the most incredibly rude and preppy person you will ever meet,

...

Morgan Lovelace.

It was cool.

Gotta tell you.

So this SUV stop,s right? Traffic.

So then this little honda civic comes plowing down the road at about 40, only slows down to about 25.

It just plows right into the back of the SUV, but see,

The civic had 5 people in it, and I'm pretty sure all 5 of them were on their cell phones.

The driver was anyway.

So, they pull off to the side of the raod, and the ciciv, like, blew a tire, bothe the headlights, and the front part, the hood, allll crumpled and smashed.

they pull off, and some of the girls are STILL on their cell phones, just-a giggling.

It made me sick, let me tell you.

Stupid preppy girls.

Then today, Jarrod was back!

AND his screwed up face!

his fac4e was still swollen fromt he fight the other day, after he chellneged the same people who beat him up last time to come back.

And they did.

And broke his nose.

So he comes to school with some crazy story, that changes alot.

I had at least 3 versions.

1) I tripped on the sidewalk after the fight

2) I tripped over a dog

3) I tripped over shoes and hit the doorknob, broke my nose

OOHHHH SHUTUP JARROD

haha, he looked hilarious.

-Smurfy

Play? Or anti-play?

Smurfy — 2004-10-21T09:10:13-05:00

So after spending all night just mindlessly jabbering with all sorta of drama geeks, I must say I am quuuiiite happy.

Also the ride home with Erin didn't hurt either.

Groovy music man.

Oh Cecilllllia, you're breaking my heart....>D

Good mood for once.

-Smurfy

Also,

Smurfy — 2004-10-21T09:10:38-05:00

Megan and kate suck at holding my hat and coat.

From the Mind of Michelle Cohen

Smurfy — 2004-10-21T11:10:13-05:00

Mind. In caps.

"So, we we're at the beach right? And we were having sandwiches for some reason, I don't know why, and I was like, Mom, like, can we get BAGELS? I don't like wheat bread...so, we went out to get bagels. My Mom was like, so, where do you think a bagel store is? And I was like, mom, bagel stores don't just appear at the beach. I don't even think they have bagel stores at the beach! No! not here! So my mom said, hey let's go to food lion!

And we did!

And I said, hey mom, Look! bagels!

So we bought like, TEN bagels, but you know, there was five of us. They were EXPENSIVE bagels too. but very very good bagels.

Then like, as we were leaving, we saw a sign that said

'Get your hott fresh bagels at Bagel Mart!', and it was like, right next door. Way cheaper.

But we already had bagels.

Ironic isn't it?"

For some reason, using the word bagel, and irony in the same story..is just...just..storytelling genius....

The football game: at a glance

Smurfy — 2004-10-22T10:10:13-05:00

1) OUTLAWED: No more hillside grooves

2) GAME: you must watch it, thats what we COME for right? NO Mrs. Assitant principal, you are WRONG.

3)POLICE: Accidentily pissed them off. We almost got arrested! (More on that LATER)

4) You can spell 5-letter words with your fingers.

5) I need coffee ice cream

6) I'm single.

Innnnnnnntresti...

Smurfy — 2004-10-22T11:10:43-05:00

I did this quiz because it wasn't the usual

"WHAT BRAND OF TOASTER ARE YOU" thing, but a rather sensible psychology type thing.

Very groovy

(STOLEN FROM KYYYYAT)

Advanced Big 45 Personality Test Results

Gregariousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	86%
Sociability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	58%
Assertiveness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
Poise	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	58%
Leadership	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	66%
Provocativeness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	62%
Self-Disclosure	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	54%
Talkativeness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	82%
Group Attachment	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	26%
Extroversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	59%
Understanding	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
Warmth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	74%
Morality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	54%
Pleasantness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Empathy	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	66%
Cooperation	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Sympathy	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Tenderness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	54%
Nurturance	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	58%
Friendliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	55%
Conscientiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	62%
Efficiency	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	38%
Dutifulness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	62%
Purposefulness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	42%
Organization	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	58%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	62%
Rationality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	54%
Perfectionism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	62%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	38%
Happiness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
Calmness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Moderation	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
Toughness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
Impulse Control	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	42%
Imperturbability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Cool-headedness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Tranquility	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	58%
Emotional Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	45%
Intellect	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Ingenuity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	62%
Reflection	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Competence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Quickness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Introspection	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	82%
Creativity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	58%
Imagination	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	62%
Depth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	74%
Openmindedness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	66%

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Gregariousness	quiet, reclusive	engaging, socially bold
Sociability	withdrawn, hidden	warm, open, inviting
Assertiveness	timid, gunshy	controlling, aggressive
Poise	uneasy around others	socially comfortable
Leadership	stays in background	prefers to lead
Provocativeness	modest, plays it safe	bold, uninhibited, cocky
Self-Disclosure	private, contained	very open and revealing
Talkativeness	quiet, stealthy, invisible	motor mouth, loud
Group Attachment	loves solitude	prefers to be with others
Understanding	insensitive, schizoid	respectful, sympathetic
Warmth	disinterested in others	supportive, helpful
Morality	break/ignore the rules	play by the rules
Pleasantness	aloof or disagreeable	gets along with others
Empathy	out of tune w/ others	in tune with others
Cooperation	competitive, warlike	agreeable, peaceful
Sympathy	socially inconsiderate	socially conscious
Tenderness	cold hearted, selfish	warm hearted, selfless
Nurturance	self pleasing, me first	people pleasing, me last
Conscientiousness	reckless, unscheduled	careful, planner
Efficiency	unreliable, lazy	finisher, follows through
Dutifulness	leisurely, derelict	strict, rule abiding
Purposefulness	inattentive, undisciplined	prepared, focused
Organization	relaxed, oblivious	detail oriented, anal
Cautiousness	impulsive, spendthrift	restrained, cautious
Rationality	irrational, random	direct, logical
Perfectionism	careless, error prone	detail obsessed
Orderliness	disorganized, messy	planner, clean, thorough
Stability	easily frustrated	calm, cool, unphased
Happiness	unhappy, dissatisfied	self content, positive
Calmness	touchy, volatile	even tempered, tolerant
Moderation	needs instant gratification	easily delays gratification
Toughness	hypersensitive, moody	thick skinned
Impulse Control	lacks self control	maintains composure
Imperturbability	highly emotional	emotionally contained
Cool-headedness	demanding, controlling	accommodating
Tranquility	emotionally volatile	emotionally neutral
Intellect	instinctive, non-analytical	intellectual, analytical
Ingenuity	lacks new ideas	innovative, novel
Reflection	unreflective, coarse	art and beauty lover
Competence	slow to understand/think	intellectual, brainy
Quickness	intellectually dependent	intellectually independent
Introspection	not self reflective	self searching
Creativity	dull headed	synthesizer, iconoclast
Imagination	practical, realistic	dreamer, unrealistic
Depth	lacks curiosity	mental explorer

mmmm..Smell that? That's exhaust.

Smurfy — 2004-10-23T09:10:36-05:00

Ain't life swell.

I have an idea!

From the back of this pickup truck, we'll gather for warmth, somehow carry on conversations about zombies and horror movies, investigate mysterious shelves, all the while dissing the stupid fat girl, and going to burger king just to screw with her.

What a night.

The grudge would have made it better.

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-10-24T01:10:48-05:00

hahahahaha........

Smurfy — 2004-10-24T04:10:33-05:00

So I decided to challenege Michelle to a game of mini-golf since brittany's afraid of it.

Turns out, 18 holes later, the score is negative one to 23.

my lead!

I swear, I think Michelle Cohen is the funniest eprson I've ever met.

Especially when she's losing....badly..

So, it starts here, you know, the end of the world.

Smurfy — 2004-10-24T05:10:55-05:00

The end of the wolrd begins at GoodWill.

You know.

Clothes, appliances, used "Undergarments"

they've got it all.

Even terrible BEYOND b grade movies.

yesterday while looking for a hat, for harvey, the giant invisible rabbit, Blake and I wandered upon several wondorous titles.

Including

"Working out with Regis Philbin"

And the great title

"DOOM ON YOU"

This movie, entitled, Doom on you, doesn't seem to exist.

I have serached high and low on every movie/short film database, and this does NOT exist.

which entertains me.

I NEED that movie now..

According to the movie the terror organization known as "T.E.R.R.O.R." That's right, TERROR.

They had to disguise their name.

So, they are unleahing "Meks" onto the world.

And "SkyMeks".

And "GroundMeks"

And see, for 5 bucks, it would have been a better bargain then these 3 Atari 2600 games I bought for 6.26.

But yes, Doom on You.

Sounds like it would make a good movie to dub.

You know what I mean? Really does.

I'm GOING to do this.

DUBBBBBBB

but besides that, that regis philbin tape?

That, was freakin, SCARY.

he had his SHIRT off.

Anyone remember this song...MAN is it good..

Smurfy — 2004-10-24T06:10:16-05:00

AmFat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
GCows aren't Amfun

They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will Ffight for bovine Cfreedom
And Ehold our large heads Amhigh
We will Frun free with the CBuffalo, or Edie
Cows with [Am]guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "enough is enough

These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

Those there, ye have the key!

Smurfy — 2004-10-25T09:10:47-05:00

"Well..."-

Smurfy

Haha. So true.

Smurfy — 2004-10-25T10:10:23-05:00

citylove2006: which means
citylove2006: FIVE AWKWARD SCENES

MMMMMM...Smells... COOKED BACON STRIPS.

Smurfy — 2004-10-26T06:10:38-05:00

What a day!

So, After I got on the bus today, Jarrod (the guy who frequently gets beat up because he challenges people to fights) announced that some guy had been pronouncing "comma" wrong.

And then fighted about it.

'Cause see, he's kinda stupid.

Then I got my cool class ring.

With it's cool..a...

I'll have pics!

Yes!

Pics!

Then mrs. hubbard got angry and said ARGH TWO PAGE ESSAY ABOUT STUFF THAT SMURFY DOESNT GET HAHAHAHAHA.

::shrugs::

Ah, school, you know.

I need to do that essay, I'm pretty sure.

I'll get to it!

stupid mysticissm....sism..si..csim..

cism...

And, also, this was the note attached to my vocabulary test:

"..I don't know what to do with this. This is terrible. You missed all 100 points. I really have no idea what to do with this. Do better next time"

I sort....a....um..Forgot the format

Stupid fergusson.

HORSE WOMAN.

But hey, today, we got new FLOOR HOCKEY sticks, and I got to slash some FEET.

Boy do I love floor hockey violence.

Except for kyle.

He's just crazy.

Stabbing me with his HOCKEY stick....JEEEEEEEZ

Also, I've got a good joke for you folks at home, in blog-land. Funniest thing I've seen all week.

They are changing the universal choking sign. The former was

But is now

AGAIN! IM INSANE WITH MINDFUL PLEASURE!

Smurfy — 2004-10-26T09:10:11-05:00

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-10-27T09:10:53-05:00

64 days left of the year..my my..how it flies, this time of ours.

..Life'll find you!

Smurfy — 2004-10-27T10:10:11-05:00

Life will KILL you, that's what I said....

Life will kill you!

Then you'll be dead...

Freaking essays.

Fergusson sucks.

Raining SkyFire: you put forth such a strong EFFORT
last waItz: oh crap
last waItz: shower
last waItz: forgot again
last waItz: brb
Raining SkyFire: roses are red
Raining SkyFire: violets are blue
Raining SkyFire: I'm the shower
Raining SkyFire: wanna come too? ~_^
Raining SkyFire: XD
Raining SkyFire: good away message
last waItz: ROFL
Raining SkyFire: I knew you'd like that
last waItz: don't you mean..
last waItz: "i'm IN the shower"
last waItz is away at 10:26:21 PM.
Raining SkyFire: XD
Raining SkyFire: hahahaha
Auto response from last waItz: Raining SkyFire [10:24 PM]: roses are red, violets are blue.. I'm in the shower, wanna come too? ~_^

rofl teh smurfay!! brb shower

Raining SkyFire: I made the message...GOLD...

PLEASE NOT MY HAND

Smurfy — 2004-10-28T05:10:25-05:00

Crazy dream.

So we're on this crrrazy school bus, when al the sudden Steven Malaga jumps up from behind the drivers seat with a machine gun from scarface and kills the driver, then drives the bus into a pond, which for some reason has air in it, and you can float like your in space.

Steven: A murderous felon, or astronaut?

Well, ain't this dandy!

Smurfy — 2004-10-28T05:10:48-05:00

I managed to find 5 or 6 seconds where I wasn't doing things, and I could provide you all with an actual UPDATE!

snap!

Haha, then I forget everything I wanted to write.

....

Figures, doesn't it.

So I got invited to 3 parties this weekend, but I'm pretty sure I can only make one...which is dissapointing.

See, you go like, a month no partyage, then get hit in the face when you least suspect it.

It's like magic.

MAGIC ANTI-FATE.

I'm also awaiting the day when I no longer even make sense to MYSELF.

That, my friends, shall be magic.

So harvey continues to trudge along, I suppose.

Meagerly.

meagerly?

I suppose that's the correct SPELLURE.

I'm just too lazy, I know.

Got two act's to memorize..and...3 weeks to do it...

and we're off book

;-;!!!!

AH! FOOLISH BOOK!

Behold, the power of the enter key.

One day, while reading this, you're scroll bar is actually going to break.

Like, INSIDE the monitor, it'll just BREAK.

and look BROKEN.

_____

So, today, during english, they called up everyone who had made honor roll.

(Which means not me)

so, I watched in awe as 25-32 people from the class left, leaving a mere 11 to sit and ponder our own stupidity.

Which was, kinda fun, in some odd way.

Fergusson was like

"This work is just stupid. Let's just put it up for today, it's just a stupid worksheet anyway"

And I was like.

Word, fergy.

Word.

She still resembles a psychotic horse, however.

::cough::

____

AYE! During "THEATER ARTS II" today, we spent 40 minutes philosophonizing over how lee-anne should push her chari in at the breakfast table.

My "THEATER ARTS II" class is full of people who think way too much for their own good.

Subtext is great, and dandy.

Philisophizing over a chair is just stupid.

Curses!

WOAH CARS HERE MUST DEPART!

http://www.wketchup.com/

Woahz! kind of CRAZY! 98%!

Smurfy — 2004-10-28T05:10:25-05:00

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ha, omg ilu brittany.

Smurfy — 2004-10-28T11:10:32-05:00

One out of all smurfy's friends agree,

His blog is orgasmically good!

CONRAGTULATIONS PLAYER

Smurfy — 2004-10-29T07:10:34-05:00

NEW LAZINESS LEVEL AQUIRED:

DEAD LAWNMOWER BATTERY.

31,028 EXP. TO LEVEL 78

ATK DOWN 15

AGLTY DOWN 9

HP NONE

Brookes Party: Phases:: I've mentally seperated the party into sucky and non-sucky phases. ::shrugs

Smurfy — 2004-10-30T01:10:18-05:00

I've mentally seperated the party into sucky and non-sucky phases.

::shrugs::

Enjoy the laughter!

Phase one: Arrival- I arrived at brookes house at approximately 8:10, entering casually with my Dr. Freakenstein cape trailing behind me. Brooke's parents told me to go up the stairs, but I could hear the echoing laughter already.

As I walked into the room, phase two began

Phase Two: Wario Ware- I notied a GameCube immedietelly, then realized, with glee, that someone had brought wario ware. Someone gave up their controller to me, and I began what has to be the closest thing to "High" I've ever experienced. Eventually, after about 15 more minutes, people started trailing to the bonfire, eventually leaving just two people, me and a girl named Dana.

Phase Three: Acid for your thumbs- After playing a while with Dana, another guy came in, he imedietelly began to kick our mini-game playing heads to the ground, and chopping at them with a blunt axe. A girl in a "8-bit Theater" shirt soon joined us, making it a four person game of extreme FUNNESS. After about another 20 minutes, the guy and the 8-bit theater girl left, and kate and Carrie came into the mix. They got their tails beat off. With the same blunt axe. After about another 20 minutes, which should somehow total to an hour and 15 minutes, somehow, Carrie hit the power button, and suddenly, with a jerk, I realized I'd been playing that game for an hour and 15 minutes. We all immedietelly agreed that leaving the console and the acid trip for your thumbs was over, and we should leave in our brief moment of conciousness.

Phase Four: The sucking- we all traveresed down the steps to the bonfire, which ahd begun previously. I noted that since everyone left brookes room, about another 20 people had arrived, totalling to about 35-40, I suppose. This phase stretched for about 30 minutes, of me just making my regular stupid one-liners and walking about aimlessly between cliques. Blah.

Phase Five: Who's Line?- After witnessing david/brittany/stef drama, about 15 people migrated to the living room to watch an hour of who's line is it anyway. About the same time, Ryan Vestal took the rest of the bewildered children upstairs for..um..the quentin tarentino movie..Ah! "Resevoir Dogs". Almost POSITIVE I spelled it wrong. Anyway, by this point, about 7 or 8 people had told me I should leave my hair red. I like that suggestion.
Phase Six: The end of the beggining- Upon finding little to no conversation downstairs between anyone at all, I gave up on making conversation with anyone at all downstairs. At all! No conversation! Didn't seem to be worth it, you know. So I watched the last bit of "Resevoir Dogs" from the "EAR" scene, until the end, when Mr. Pink is the only survivor, ensuring a future sequel. I think Quentin Tarentino is the best driector of our day...man did that ..just..awesome!

Phase Seven: Emo music, bracelets, and the staring effect- After the movie, we all went to the living room, those not making out, and..reached..umm.."Party Nirvana". This was at approx. 12 AM. I called shortly after 12 to get my ride to come pick me up. The party was over in terms of much of anything besides chilling with emo music and brittany's bracelet. Which I spent more time with then Brittany for whatever reason. That's probably david and stefany's fault. Anyway, at abotu 12:30, I left, realizing I still hadn't eaten any food all night besides a plate of Salsa.

Phase Eight: This party...- I took a shower to wash out the red hair, drank some code red, and began to write about the events of the evening... I arrived at Brookes house at approximately 8:10....

Zelda Ad's

Smurfy — 2004-10-30T01:10:33-05:00

Equation for happiness

Smurfy — 2004-10-30T09:10:10-05:00

Scaring little children with frightning masks = VERY FUN

The best hell ever. DIE VEGANS! AND PETA!

Smurfy — 2004-10-30T11:10:42-05:00

Scientologists
Circle I Limbo

Geeks
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Democrats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The New York Yankees
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The Pope
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

DMV Employees
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Bill Gates
Circle VII Burning Sands

PETA Members
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Militant Vegans
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

HAHA! CAPITALISM!

Smurfy — 2004-10-31T08:10:10-05:00

So, I decided earlier today, my next project is

"THE WORD ACCORDING TO SMURFY: AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY"

Release date: 2004 to 2019

Anywhere between, just have to start and stop being lazy.

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-10-31T10:10:10-05:00

i heard this AWESOME song on the radio, but I do not know anything other then one line, that was like,

"its the la-la-la-la-la-lies of the living dead!"

NAME THAT TUNE?!

Pre-smurfy

Smurfy — 2004-10-31T11:10:48-05:00

I just came to realzie something that I'll post on later.

I think "Morgan", and "Smurfy" are two different people.

But in a non-schizophrenic sort of way

Like, ways of THINKING..or..something of that nature.

Not like

Hello SMURFY..is there someone INSIDE YOUR HEAD?

/...um...SOMETIMES..

Is it Captain Howdy?!

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-11-02T01:11:25-05:00

Oh forget it,

I can't describe my thought on the smurfy thing without sounding psychotic.

Haha. Vengeful COFEE!

Smurfy — 2004-11-02T11:11:26-05:00

Man Accused of Poisoning Company's Coffee

SCHILLER PARK, Ill. (AP) - A man was accused of placing hazardous chemicals in his company's coffeepot, according to authorities. Kemarat Vathananand was angry at a vice president of Schiller Park-based Castle Metal Finishing Corp. who told him he could not drink coffee in the shop area, investigators said.

Vathananand, a pollution control operator who has worked at the company for 15 years, was charged Friday with attempted murder and unlawful tampering with food. A Cook County judge ordered Vathananand, 50, held on $100,000 bond.

Vathananand is accused of placing sodium dimethyldithiocarbamate, lead acetate and urine in the coffeepots. No one at the company became seriously ill, said Tom Stanton, a spokesman for the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Employees first noticed a bitter taste in the coffee three months ago, and bought new coffeepots, said Mike Marrazzo, a spokesman for Schiller Park Police. When that didn't help, an employee ran a test on a sample of coffee, and it came back positive for lead acetate, authorities said.

Schiller Park Police installed a hidden camera in mid-October, and just over a week later, Vathananand was captured on tape pouring something into the coffee maker, Stanton said.

haha. Libertarians are teh sux

Smurfy — 2004-11-02T11:11:38-05:00

Red- Bush

Blue- Kerry

Yellow- Nader

haha, look, the libertarian...er..libe.a...ah screw the spelling, they have less then NADER!

XD!

Why does this stupid JOURNAL always clip my PICTURES BLAST IT

haha

Smurfy — 2004-11-02T11:11:31-05:00

This election is going to take longer then the last one.

You watch!

Stupid lawyers.

Mysterious wonderment

Smurfy — 2004-11-02T12:11:17-05:00

So yesterday, I was walking along, when suddenly, out of the blue, this girl says to me, she says,

Dude, why is everything you write about in your blog about YOU. You're so SELF-ABSORBED.

Isn't that what a blog's for?

I inquired,

then she stated,

"You're a jerk"

WOOSH!

::drums play::

Who thinks it's time for a bowl of coffee ice cream to dwell over the idiocies of these poor children!

ha.

So, from now on, my blog will be about this guy named Martin from Canada.

Today, Martin woke up and ate a bowl of "BEAVER MIX", then went down to the pond, fished out a maple tree, and sacrificed it to the Beaver god of the full moon.

After this, he went back to bed, as there's nothing else to do in Canada.

haha

Smurfy — 2004-11-02T01:11:15-05:00

New header.

Vote smurfy.

Exit polls

Smurfy — 2004-11-02T09:11:45-05:00

VOTE BY GENDER	BUSH	KERRY	OTHER
Male (46%)	51%	47%	1%
Female (54%)	45%	54%	1%

As of 9:25

Smurfy — 2004-11-02T09:11:01-05:00

270 electoral votes needed to win


	155 Electoral Votes
VOTE %	53%
VOTE	11,945,734


112 Electoral Votes
46%	VOTE %
10,340,281	VOTE

15% precincts reporting - Updated: 9:25 p.m. ET

Although, Kerry still has not won Califnornia, which, against any odds at all, he will win.

and thats like, what, 40-some votes.

Also, it just came to my attention, that politcally speaking, my aprents have no idea whats going on. They just asked me to explain, for the 3rd time, what the electoral college is.

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-11-02T09:11:20-05:00

BonziBuddyX: You know what'd be cool?
BonziBuddyX: If we got live feed of Kerry the minute finds out he lost.
mayflower27023: free porn robots?
Raining SkyFire: jhahhaha
Raining SkyFire: Boy
BonziBuddyX: "I'm meeeelting! MEEEEEEELTING!"
Raining SkyFire: XD!
mayflower27023: lol
BonziBuddyX: And then Teresa just turns into a bottle of ketchup.

Haha.:: Boy did I have fun with the groovy liberals today. ::sort of pokes kat with the kat-stick

Smurfy — 2004-11-03T04:11:20-05:00

Boy did I have fun with the groovy liberals today.

::sort of pokes kat with the kat-stick::

Haha. Bush wins.

One thing I gotta give to Kerry,

Smurfy — 2004-11-03T04:11:56-05:00

Is that he knew when to quit, instead of, say, demanding a recount. Then another recount. Then another recount. Saves your dignity, y'know.

I can't wait for 2008.

Kerry Brings White House Campaign to End

By MARY DALRYMPLE

BOSTON (AP) - Sen. John Kerry brought his long White House campaign to an end Wednesday, conceding the presidential election to George W. Bush and saying the time had come to ``begin the healing.''

``I'm sorry that we got here a little bit late and a little bit short,'' said a hoarse and stoic Kerry, noting that he had called Bush earlier at the White House and said they had a ``good conversation.''

``In America, it is vital that every vote count .. but the outcome should be decided by voters, not a protracted legal fight,'' Kerry said. ``I would not give up this fight if there was a chance that we would prevail.''

But Kerry also said that ``there won't be enough outstanding votes for us to win Ohio, and therefore we cannot win this election.''

``In this journey, you have given me the honor and the gift of learning from you,'' the senator said.

``I'm going to fight on for the people and the principles that I've stood for,'' said Kerry, who returns to the Senate to complete his term. Friends and admirers who joined him, running mate John Edwards and their families applauded lovingly during his 15-minute speech at this city's historic Faneuil Hall.

Preceding Kerry, Edwards said, ``well, it was a long night and a long morning. ... We will continue to fight for every vote. We know every vote matters in our America and we will honor each and every one of you. We didn't start fighting for you when this campaign began and we won't stop fighting for you when this campaign ends.''

With their families aligned in the front row, Kerry and Bush appeared before A mammoth painting by George P. A. Healy. Measuring almost 27 feet in width, it depicts a famous 19th century exchange between Daniel Webster and South Carolina Senator Robert Hayne about the federal Constitution's jurisdiction over the states.

Inscribed on the frame are Webster's famous words: ``Liberty and Union, Now and Forever.''

They had gathered earlier at Kerry's Beacon Hill home. His two-year campaign for the White House ended abruptly with the loss of the make-or-break state of Ohio in a close election.

Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, who campaigned heavily for Kerry over the past year, entered Kerry's house Wednesday morning with his wife, Victoria. Also spotted going inside were David Thorne, Kerry's longtime friend and former brother-in-law, stepson Andre Heinz, and brother Cameron Kerry.

Kerry called Bush shortly before 11 a.m. to concede defeat after his campaign determined Ohio was out of reach.

``Congratulations, Mr. President,'' Kerry said.

Hours earlier, Kerry huddled inside his home with advisers while running mate John Edwards addressed the nation from Copley Square. Both Democrats had campaigned until the last minute, mindful of the close finish four years ago.

``We've waited four years for this victory, we can wait one more night,'' Edwards, standing outside on a cold, drizzly night, told supporters still awake in the wee hours of the morning.

Advisers later said the campaign just wanted one last look at the uncounted ballots in Ohio, where Bush held a 136,000-vote advantage. The state's 20 electoral votes sealed victory for Bush.

In 2000, Bush sweated out a 36-day recount before a Supreme Court ruling awarded him Florida and the White House.

Kerry spent the campaign's final weeks going after Bush with a steady stream of criticism over his decision to wage war in Iraq and his push for costly tax cuts the Democrat said were irresponsible.

The four-term Massachusetts senator worked to tap into voters' pessimistic frame of mind, evident in exit polls, which showed them worried about new terrorist attacks, job losses and the war in Iraq.

The Democrat seized on three televised debates as his best opportunity to make these arguments to his largest audience, and his support ticked up after he delivered three solid performances.

Odd things today

Smurfy — 2004-11-03T04:11:03-05:00

Moving onward to actual smurfy-type news. Haha, yes, news about me. HOW SELF ABSORBED!

The Canadian guy, he's dead now anyway. Nuclear Beaver ate him.

::shrugs::

So, this morning, during the announcements this odd voice of Sarah Mcmannis once again crushed the airwaves with her droll voice..um..thing..

But then this odd thing came across after all the other announcements

"Also,"

She said,

"Let it be known that Lee Hill is now single"

::click::

I was like...

Woaaaaah SNAP.

Sarah got called to the office, and through my gossip enyclopedia, I suppose, from what I heard, she wont be doing the announcements..um..ever again. But I'm not sure about that.

Turns out they mistook sarah for kate, and tried to bust HER though.

Crazy.

Then, me and Kate owned in theater.

YOU BABBLING OLD WITCH!

::RAWR::

We did a good enough job that carlos had to shut HIS mouth and accept that we roxored.

which we did.

Except for that blasted pink rabbit, which carlos kept swinging in the air.

But hey, who carez, yo.

I also had an enlightenening conversation with Michelle Cohen. About how she makes the phone, FUN!

Also Jaclyns hair is not blonde. It's NOT. NOT NOT NOT.

And April doesn't like Mr. Clyburn either. Thats a GOOD thing!

And hey, look, I can remember my whole english packet....

Hey, too bad.

Smurfy — 2004-11-03T10:11:24-05:00

Half-way terrible

Almost well.

It's been broken thrice before,

It shall be broken three times more.

I long for the day I find my cure! the cure will find me, of this I'm sure...

The cure will find me....three times more.

I'm still me.

Well,

Smurfy — 2004-11-04T04:11:56-05:00

The mystery behind the emotion is revealed only by the face behind the mask.

The mask never leaves.

Well, odd day. Looks like I have enough civics project to go around for everyone.

Wanna join!?

IT'LL BE FUN!

Trust me, you're missing out.

...

Freakin' class.

Femi: "Well, you should watch who you TALK to" (in refernce to Laurel tell her to do more work on the project.)

Femi: "Because YOU don't know who you're messing with. I'm FEMI."

An argument between Femi and Laurel yesterday.

Classic.

Boy.

Smurfy — 2004-11-04T04:11:54-05:00

Yeah, you're telling me.

So, we walked into theater class with Hubbard yelling as usual, then isued the creed

"Move to somehwere you've never sat before"

Of course, halgf the poeple just moved to the other side of someone they were stting beside.

I moved to the back, away from the spotlight, so I could relish on my indistinct5 thoughts and sleep.

However, we spent the next 40 minutes handing out D-1's because hubbard was pissy.

Boy do I love Theater.

I couldn't sleep either.

Somone SAW me.

;-;!!

Seriously!

But hey, we're A-OK.

Unfortunetelly, I didnt think we were rearranging the seats.

Mine suxurz yo.

I have to go wath this video entitled

LEGISLATURE: FOUNDATION OF SUPREME DEMOCRACY now.

Personnaly, I'd rather be wathing

"Workin out, with Regis Philbin!"

And seriously, dude,

That tape EXISTS.

NCSA: ROUND TWO

Smurfy — 2004-11-04T09:11:58-05:00

So I get a call today.

Turns out, the guys from school of the arts are doing another movie.

They say, "Everyone was was an extra or anything is being aqsked. It'll be way awesome if you can come"

I agree,

"Great, we'll have details on it later."

I hang up and cheer!

More awesome film school people.

Isn't that AWESOME.

Yes smurfy, it sure is.

Maybe this time, I'LL get to beat someone up..instead of...me..getting...kicked around..for awhile.

KARMA!

Smurfy — 2004-11-05T11:11:58-05:00

GAH! When the heck is my Karma going to catch up with me.... It certainly isn't hurrying.

Oh FORGET it.

Smurfy — 2004-11-06T12:11:06-05:00

I just FORGOT it.

That's to my memory, let this song live on forever.

It's forgotten!

MYSTERY

Smurfy — 2004-11-06T10:11:28-05:00

'Mystery Candidate' Wins Without Campaign

By BEN FOX

SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) - Steve Rocco didn't file a candidate statement or mount a campaign for the school board. He's unknown to teachers and the district and only barely known to his neighbors. Nonetheless, the man being called a ``mystery candidate'' easily beat an opponent who is active, and relatively well known, in the Orange Unified School District. Now all that's left is to find him.

``Absolutely nobody, but nobody has seen this guy,'' said Paul Pruss, a middle school teacher and the president of the union. ``The whole thing is just bizarre.''

Rocco provided little information about himself in his candidate filings. He ignored mail from district officials and the teachers' union during the campaign. When the PTA sent him an invitation to a candidate forum, the letter came back unopened.

Rocco ran for mayor of Santa Ana in 2000 and raised eyebrows then as well. He declined to provide personal information or to discuss the campaign, and showed up at a candidate forum dressed in camouflage and sunglasses. He came in last place, with 12 percent of the vote.

What might have helped him this time around was that he identified himself as a writer/educator on the ballot, though he offered no proof of those occupations.

``Not knowing anything more, most people voted for the educator/writer over the park ranger,'' said John Hanna, an attorney who ran successfully against an equally elusive Rocco two years ago for a seat on a local community college district.

No one came to the door Friday at Rocco's home southeast of Los Angeles, where he lives with his bedridden parents. The front gate of the house is adorned with a fading Johnny Cash record album cover and 10 small American flags hang in the yard. Neighbors said they see him occasionally, usually on a bicycle.

He is 53 and was born in Italy, according to his voter registration, where he declined to state his party affiliation. The candidate did not respond to media requests for interviews during the campaign and didn't bother with a ballot statement outlining his platform.

If he shows up to the monthly meetings of the district, Rocco will receive $750 per month. But officials are wondering what they will do if he is as scarce in office as he was during the campaign.

He will be one of seven board members in charge of setting policy for a district that has a budget of $230 million and serves nearly 32,000 students at 42 schools in Orange and surrounding cities.

The union endorsed Rocco's opponent, Phil Martinez, a park ranger who has three children in the district, is president of the PTA at his kids' school and is active with the Boy Scouts.

Still, Rocco, who has no children and whose job is uncertain, won with nearly 54 percent of the vote.

Martinez raised contributions, attended forums and sent out a political mailing to homes of voters in the district - none of which Rocco did.

Hanna, who has followed local politics for 30 years, dismissed one scenario that has been suggested, that voters chose the non-Hispanic name over Martinez.

``This is just one of the rough edges in our electoral system, where the voters can elect someone they know nothing about,'' he said.

Reallllly

Smurfy — 2004-11-06T10:11:25-05:00

I swear, once this play "Harvey" ends, I'll start actually updgating again

But hey! If you want to see smurfy do some acting stop by west forsythe at 6:30ish on either the 18th, 19th, or 20th of This month man. like, 5 bucks a ticket or something like that.

It'll be GREAT.

Plenty of invisible Rabbit's for EVERYONE.

I gurantee it™

..Holy...CRAP

Smurfy — 2004-11-06T01:11:45-05:00

Thanks to Ben, I was able to login to his hyperspace starwars.com account and watcht he trailer for episode III.

When it ended, I was speechless, and I began to sob and yell uncotrollably.

My freinds,

This is one

Hott

Movie.

Trailer Posters and exorcist movies

Smurfy — 2004-11-06T01:11:57-05:00

I am not fully convinced that i want to see Excorcist III again.

I think it is one of the deepest and most philosophy ridden movie I've ever seen, with subtext that will blwo your head off. Listen to this stuff.

BonziBuddyX: Father Morning IS Deus Ex Machina.
Raining SkyFire: O_O
Raining SkyFire: No!
BonziBuddyX: Yes!
Raining SkyFire: Impossible!
BonziBuddyX: Alright, dude, let's be reasonable.
BonziBuddyX: The Exorcist III was great.
BonziBuddyX: But the ending was a total sell-out.
BonziBuddyX: Or, mostly, at least.
Raining SkyFire: hmmm
Raining SkyFire: I can give you that
Raining SkyFire: it was
Raining SkyFire: But, leaving out that small portion
BonziBuddyX: Also, i'm still confused about the entire Gemini Killer thing.
BonziBuddyX: When I watched it last sunday, I noticed that right before Father Morning enters the cell, 'Karras' says "I must defend my son, my Gemini".
Raining SkyFire: o_o
Raining SkyFire: I don't remember that
Raining SkyFire: that's nifty
Raining SkyFire: What would that mean...
Raining SkyFire: hmm..
BonziBuddyX: Yeah, and the book..
BonziBuddyX: Alright, the Gemini killer's motive was to shame his evangelic father.
BonziBuddyX: In the book, we found out it's because his father was abusive, and drove James's brother(!) out of his mind.
BonziBuddyX: Which eventually lead to his death.
BonziBuddyX: But, anyway, at one point during the book, we hear the stuttering voice of Thomas Vennemaun (the brother) through "Karras"s mouth.
BonziBuddyX: Then, later..
BonziBuddyX: Alright, you know when the old lady saved Julie from the Posessed Mental Patient?
Raining SkyFire: hmm
Raining SkyFire: Yes
BonziBuddyX: Well, of course, that one part was cut out of the book.
BonziBuddyX: Kinderman just finds the shears in the bag, without any split-second pullaways.
Raining SkyFire: aw
Raining SkyFire: how depressing
BonziBuddyX: He returns to the hospital to discover (eventually) that the Gemini Killer's father died of a stroke, and Man in Cell 11 started yelling out "HE'S FINISHED!" about the time it happened.
BonziBuddyX: But before he finds out about this, he enters the cell (The Man was yelling out his name) and speaks with "Karras".
BonziBuddyX: That's where a monologue starts, part of which was in the movie.
Raining SkyFire: man thats hard to put together
Raining SkyFire: how you make this stuff make sense I'll never quite grasp
BonziBuddyX: That's where he explains how he got in Karras's body (without the HE WILL NEVER GET OUT, like I said).
BonziBuddyX: Here's where the big change happens.
BonziBuddyX: Aside from the entire existance of Father Morning, this might be the biggest change in Book to Movie.
BonziBuddyX: The Man asks "Dont you believe me lieutenant?" To which he of course replies "no".
BonziBuddyX: That's when The Man starts acting scared. He says that if Kinderman doesnt believe that he is not Karras, then Tommy won't leave. "He'll just stay here", he says.
Raining SkyFire: hmm..
BonziBuddyX: Kinderman decides to say "I believe you". That's when The Man slumps back against the wall, and as his eyes roll up into his head, we hear the stuttering voice of Thomas Vennamaun saying: "I l-l-l-l-love you, J-J-J-Jimmy". A little corny, yes, but you must remember his brother was retarted when he was alive.
BonziBuddyX: Kinderman then leaves, and thinks he's gone off to kill again.
BonziBuddyX: But Nurse Spencer informs him that The Man in Cell 11 lives no more.
Raining SkyFire: o_o!
Raining SkyFire: woah.
Raining SkyFire: That is...just..
Raining SkyFire: Man that is some deep crazy stuff
BonziBuddyX: Yeah.
Raining SkyFire: Just..woah.
BonziBuddyX: I mean, maybe the Demon realized all the people he wanted to kill fit the Gemini motif (names with the letter 'K'), and decided to take that on to freak out Kinderman.
BonziBuddyX: But even if that was the case, why would he abandon the body of Karras when the father died?
BonziBuddyX: Oh, maybe because it would no longer make sense..
BonziBuddyX: Hm.
BonziBuddyX: But then why the stuttering, semi-conflict between James and Thomas?
Raining SkyFire: Good heavens,
Raining SkyFire: And the sad thing is
Raining SkyFire: I'm sure if youe xamined it close enough,
Raining SkyFire: you'd probably be able to answer all of those questions
Raining SkyFire: there seems to be alot..of...ah..
Raining SkyFire: Behind the back motives, all that stuff
BonziBuddyX: Yeah.

Tonight...

Smurfy — 2004-11-06T07:11:24-05:00

Was, just simply, "Better"

I feel alright!

Almost groovy!

So, let's, um, review.

Tonight, at deep dark, the two freshies said it was too dark for them to walk, so I went, and megan carroll did too. Realizing I couldn't be as much of a perv as I really am, I decided to just try my best and walk, even though it was pitch black..

OHHH the missed opprutunities!

But anyway, we got to the end of the sidewalk, and then all three of them got inc ars and left, and I was like

W..w.a..wait a second...oh MAn why does this ALWAYS happen.

::looks back into the 4 mile walk back to the auditorium in the pitch black no light area.

Curse my freaking luck.

Thusly, smuryf walked back in the darkness. Oh great shame!

Then I realized my CD player had pasued while playing "I only want you" byt he eagles of death metal for a full 45 minutes, I suppose.

Thusly, my battery was screaming in pain, and I had to kill it.

The battery is dead.

Mourn, weep, cry for the lost power.

YES

Smurfy — 2004-11-06T09:11:36-05:00

You Are a Snarky Blogger!

You've got a razor sharp wit that bloggers are secretly in love with! And that's why they read your posts as often as they can!

What kind of blogger are you?

So, I was talking to Leigh right.

Smurfy — 2004-11-07T12:11:50-05:00

And I met her roomates, via AIM TALK function,

Apparently, she has two roomates

Roomate 1: Ashley. Ashley talks, floats, whatever. She whipsers frequently, and spends a good deal of timewalking sneaky-like from room to room.

Roomate 2: Boyfriend. Some guy. He just popped in and said "Um..hello" I said, HAHAHAHA. HI! Then Leigh said, aw you said hi to him, and I said, yeah..um..some guy..And then he said "Ha, some guy? more like, boyfriend.." So his name forever was boyfriend. Even though he's not a boyfriend..Hey, who cares.

Leigh. Notably, the most groovy person, (Mostly for the car)...(Which is actually very not good colored). It amazes me that people born 4 years apart always watched the same cartoons as kids. Isn't it crazy! So, for like, an hour and a half, we somehow had a conversation that involved ugly women, Poochie, mutant football league, heathcliff, gumby, ...ugh..care bears..the smurfys..gummi bears..all that crazy stuff....I never said care bears.

She lies.

frequently...

What?

I said nothing.

Also I know Leigh's future, in Christmas presents.

What a rush

Smurfy — 2004-11-08T08:11:22-05:00

So we had our um....uh..whats the word..

Speaker..guy come to drama club today.

Did a cool little segment on directing and stage combat. And boy did I learn some stage combat. I learend how to do a ...um..Heck, I'll just call it a "Walker Texas Ranger" punch, and a cool hair grab.

HAIR GRAB GET!

So, after that, I milled around the trailer for awhile, listening to Blake and Kate witht heir usual rounds of "haha smurfy's gay" and the usual "Haha smurfy's single" stuff. But, pulling through with an incredible breakthrough, was the fact that I was physically able to interact with Brittany and Brooke for the firs ttime, since, oh, say, October or so.Very Nice.

Me and Brooke just pretended to beat the crap out of each other around some woman, who just looked really odd and trotted out the door, peaking in mysteriously.

Haha.

Crazy woman.

Also, Kate and I owned Theater Arts today.

owned it.

Biology? Ha.

Smurfy — 2004-11-08T08:11:41-05:00

Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk. But if I do, don't pity me at all, Just lay my bones in the dorm hall. Tell my Prof I did my best, Then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest, And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, That's one less test I'll have to take!

I am so screwed.

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Smurfy — 2004-11-09T07:11:08-05:00

Majorly very much better day.

It's easier to remember your lines when your with such groovy people! or person!

BAD POETRY! BAD!

Smurfy — 2004-11-09T09:11:59-05:00

I opened up a mysterious folder enclosed on a mysterious floppy disk and discovered a document labeled

"Smurfy's Poetry"

After reading the contents, I wanted to vomit. Badly.

After one turns a few years older, his poetry gets a few years younger.

And in a bad immature who the heck wrote this ansgty garbage sort of way.

::burns:::

Short sara is the bomb.

Smurfy — 2004-11-09T10:11:16-05:00

faux opaque: 'awesome' reminds me of dinosaurs
Raining SkyFire: o_o!
Raining SkyFire: I dont have one for that
faux opaque: well well well
faux opaque: ohhh goodnesss
faux opaque: i scanned my doggie
faux opaque wants to directly connect.
faux opaque is now directly connected.
Raining SkyFire: hahahaha
Raining SkyFire: XD

Warren ZEVON.

Smurfy — 2004-11-10T07:11:35-05:00

knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door...

(The warren zevon version you very very wrong children)

Noir.

Smurfy — 2004-11-10T10:11:51-05:00

There are certain dates in your life, certain feelings, certain emotions...

Certain things, that no matter how insignificant they seem at other times...

Can just overwhelm you in others.

And no matter how old they grow, no matter how soaked in pointless teenage drama they are, you can feel how awesome and spectacular those things are.....

And how forever and ever after them, you can recall with perfect detail, all those little things that make life so....story-like.

So much like a bunch of criss-crossing stories, that someday, sometime, will all find their perfect ending.

It's us, it's us.

It's our story,

It's our narrative,

It's our lives.

Very awesome, just hold back when he falls....don't laugh too hard.

Smurfy — 2004-11-11T09:11:39-05:00

I had a wonderful time being there tonight, and you have no reason at ALL to be nervous, not a bit!

I think you did a marvelous job, and you'll only prove me correct tommorow. We must do that again sometime!

Hmmm

Smurfy — 2004-11-11T10:11:51-05:00

Jason also requested that i tell everyone that his computer is gone. So he can't soeak to anyone now.

Like,

he went home,

and it was just Gone.

So, yes, that was his request. Enjoy.

Oh me oh myyyyy

Smurfy — 2004-11-12T11:11:25-05:00

Such a fantasticrific performance by the understudious cast!

It puts s shimmer of hope in my heart for our play, an energy I havent had since waaay early september, or, auditions even..

I'm going to rawr the crowd, you see.

For once,

I'm going to go over my lines every night now.

I must must must not have ti improv, for I will surely not..um..improv well.

Unless it involves eagulls, and my seeing-eye glasses.

Brittany is a silent film star, I assure you.

Trust me, I have the eye.

The question of the year.

Smurfy — 2004-11-13T01:11:26-05:00

Coming soon to a blog near you...

Do you like your smurfy GLASSES, or NONGLASSESED.

Mmmmm....

Smurfy — 2004-11-13T01:11:07-05:00

Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singin? in the sycamore trees
Dream a little dream of me

Say nighty-night and kiss me
Just hold me tight and tell me you?ll miss me
While I?m alone and blue as can be
Dream a little dream of me

Stars fading but I linger on dear
Still craving your kiss
I?m longin? to linger till dawn dear
Just saying this

Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me

(instrumental break)

Stars shining up above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "i love you"
Birds singin? in the sycamore trees
Dream a little dream of me

Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me

Yes, dream a little dream of me

Haha. Overdone quiz.

Smurfy — 2004-11-13T01:11:35-05:00

Stolen from everyone. Including you. yes. YOU.

TEN Random Things About Me:

10. I enjoy the smell of spray paint.

09. I think randomness is a virtue

08. I failed a civics test today that I wrote. Which is to say, I MADE the quiz, then I FAILED it.

07. irritating dumb people makes me happy.

06. Irritating dumb people are annoying.

05. I think every movie should have a zombie in it

04. I love brocolli

03. When I beat Super Mario RPG, I cried for like an hour.

02. I often feel like I'm a very out of place person

01. Squirrel.

NINE Places I've Visited:

09. Hmm..Grand Canyon

08. Texas

07. Canada

06. Daytona

05. Disney world (too much rain)

04. Arizona

03. Wilmington

02. South Carolina

01. California

EIGHT Things I want to do before I die:

08. Go to Japan.

07. Learn Japanese (AFTER I visit japan, of course)

06. Sing something

05. Act professionally on stage or camera

04. Direct something without it sucking

03. Write the novel I've had in my had for umpteen years, The Last Sword (lame!)

02. Screenwrite

01. Eventually stop being single for some extended amount of time.

SEVEN Ways to win my heart:

07. Don't be one of thsoe popel who are like "Oh no! you touched my arm! I HATE that!". Smurfy is a touchy-feely person.

06. Don't be stubborn. I have enough of that

05. Joke around

04. be able to have a serious thought once in awhile to compensate for mine.

03. Be positive with all my negativeness

02. Flirt BACK

01. Listen

SIX Things I believe in:

06. ....harvey.

05. Human idiocy

04. Peace

03. War

02. Friendships, and losing friendships.

01. God

FIVE Things I'm afraid of:

05. dying

04. working alone in the church I clean. I can't tell all the things that happen in that church..

03. Being alone

02. absolute quiet

01. my imagination

FOUR of my Favorite Items in my bedroom:

04. GameCube

03. CD Player

02. cool asian hand-woven Yin-Yang dragon quilt

01. Couch

THREE Things I do everyday:

03. Whine

02. Pray

01. Put things off

TWO Things I am trying not to do right now:

02. Sound like an emotional idiot

01. ignore my IM's from Brittany, who is cackling about a new mindsay icon. Yes. Cackling.

ONE Person I want to see right now:

01. Ah...These are the questions that always make me not want to answer.

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Smurfy — 2004-11-14T02:11:31-05:00

Advice:

Nyquil, is not meant to be taken during the day.

Ever.

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Smurfy — 2004-11-14T09:11:54-05:00

Sickness equals new header.

MY MIND!

Smurfy — 2004-11-15T10:11:22-05:00

There is no way I am ever going to live without eating for 11 hours.

Freakin' clip-on bowtie..

1984: CodeName Harvey: Big Brother is your life.

Smurfy — 2004-11-17T07:11:02-05:00

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I love Harvey.

...

Smurfy — 2004-11-17T10:11:36-05:00

Oh Come ON, have NONE of you ever read 1984! I even gave away the book!

Peooople.

Anyway.

Practic tonight was so amazing.

I......am..so excited..

ITS SHOWTIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Woah!

Smurfy — 2004-11-18T04:11:54-05:00

It's been...what..8 weeks..

EIGHT...

3 months..

And tonight, I shall dance!

Except I won't!

I'll be acting!

....Wow.

Smurfy — 2004-11-18T10:11:17-05:00

....

The show.

The show, was...

Beyond reasoning, the msot spectacular thing ....

I need to smile and walk away.

The applause, made my year.

And the people, especially those awesome red haired ones on the front row.

...

I am so happy!

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Smurfy — 2004-11-18T10:11:18-05:00

Now if we can just get over the friday curse...

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Smurfy — 2004-11-19T05:11:52-05:00

Woah!

So, I'm in gym right

And these freshmen girls are sitting around doing freshmen things,

and David yells something about smurfy, and suddenly, all the girls look at me and go

Wait...YOUR smurfy?

And I said..umm...Yes?

They then went on this talking-escapade where some of these things were said

"I've heard so much about you!"

"I can't believe I met smurfy!"

"Woah! It's really smurfy!"

Don't look at me, I'm as confused as you are.

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Smurfy — 2004-11-19T10:11:50-05:00

...Well.

The friday curse was way broken.

So, last night

Smurfy — 2004-11-20T04:11:37-05:00

Well, the fretting about the curse of the second show was well worn, but not well recieved!

We triumphed, and managed to make an even better show friday then thrusday.

When I came out, I got a standing ovation.

That, in all it's shortness, was well worth every bit of the endless frustration.

Every single BIT.

Plus, Leigh gave me this cool care bear thing, Michelle gave me flowers, and short sara and katie gave me flowers..and also this decapitated barbie doll head.

The one from her blog, I think.

I got scared of the doll head and ran away, but the other stuff was groovy.

Acting rocks.

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Smurfy — 2004-11-21T06:11:15-05:00

"Hello! excuse me young man"!

And older woman addressed me,

"I want you to know how much I loved your performance, it was amazing. your gestures and expressions were perfect"

I answered,

"Well thankyou! I'm glad you enjoyed it!"

She replied,

"Well, I certainly did. I can even compare this to the original, I saw it"

I exclaimed,

"The one with James Stewart, really, like, live?"

"The one and only" she answered, then added,

"You know, you acted alot like him. I have seen alot of plays boy, and let me tell you, you're going somewhere"

To have someone who actually saw jimmy stewart perform tell me I was COMPARABLE...to JAMES STEWART..is like...

...Wow.

Surprise

Smurfy — 2004-11-21T06:11:41-05:00

Smurfy: "Hey, brittany look at this, I got a TEXT MESSAGE"

Brittany: "Maaaah"

Smurfy: "You and your stu--"

Zack: "WOAH!"

((Large explosion sounding noise)

Carlos: "Oh..No..."

((Watches the deer struggle to climb to it's feet and struggle off, after flying backwards 20-30 feet))

Smurfy: "Ah..a...w..((instantly gets flashbacks))

Brittany and Kate mumble to themselves in shock for a moment, we pull into KFC, and notice Zach's grill is gone, and the front end of his car is shattered. Bits of the deer stick into the hood.

An intresting introduction, to a very intresting night, by all means,

Very intresting.

Deer are very frightning things.

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Smurfy — 2004-11-21T06:11:03-05:00

If I sound egotistical and conceited in my last few Harvey posts, feel free to tell me so.

It wasn't intended, however.

Why do these things HAPPEN

Smurfy — 2004-11-22T06:11:18-05:00

So there was this guy at drama club today, Chad Edwards, doin' this cool workshop on stuff.

..annd......stuff.

Also, I realized, if we don't stop quoting Harvey lines soon, we're all going to die.

So for the weird little thing that happened today.

I walked into the gym, ready to go change out, etc, when i noticed we werent dressing out.

I inquired as to why, and the following explanation was given.

We were not allowed into the boys locker room, because some kid had gone in there and taken a crap in the middle of the floor, and apparently smeared it all over the walls and the floor and the lockers, then when everyone came in to change back into their clothes, people vomited all over the place.

So,

it's off limits today.

I nodded

Of course,

Sounds rational to me!

"So this was the spot, right Mr Elliott?"

Smurfy — 2004-11-23T04:11:13-05:00

Mr. Elliott died,

And asheeka moved to new york.

Awkward.

Forgotten, but...not gone

Smurfy — 2004-11-23T05:11:37-05:00

You'd love to run home, but you know, you live in a world that's best left forgotten...

Broadway is dark tonight!

See the young man sitting in the old men's bar,

waiting for his turn to die?

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Smurfy — 2004-11-24T04:11:45-05:00

FLAME THROWING SPIDER MONKIES

Idiot ghetto kids.

Smurfy — 2004-11-24T05:11:41-05:00

Boy, we need an update with substance, you know? Well, today, I reaffirmed my disgust towards a very bad thing.

I learned, yet again,

Ghetto kids suck.

Ghetto kids who yell random expletives accross lunch rooms suck more.

Ghetto kids who yell in my ears suck even more then that.

So today, when I was trying to find my bus, There was a group of loudmouthed girls talking about something and yelling behind me, seemingly following me, so I turned around and said

"You idiot ghetto kids, shut your stupid LOUD MOUTHS"

As I continued to trot to the front of the bus line, I heard more death threats then I think I ever have heard directed solely towards me in my life, yet I felt so HAPPY!

And better yet, the even shutup!

I was like, well, golly jeepers smurfy, this actually works.

Works as long as they cant see your face/don't know who you are.

Boy was that satisfying.

I'm going to go have plastic surgery now.

Hey, who doesnt enjoy a good quiz.

Smurfy — 2004-11-25T01:11:06-05:00

Ah..I'm a sucker for these stupid things.

FIRSTS
First best friend: ..hm..JT from pre-school I guess.
First car: >D the Smurfmobile. '98 Grand Am SE, BLUE!
First real kiss: haha, no.
First break-up: Never really "BEEN TOGETHER", so no real break up.

First screen name: MJHEDGEHOG (I was NINE, come on.)
First self purchased album: Smash Mouth: Astro Lounge

First funeral: Mrs. Church's first husband, I think.

First pets: I still have my first kitty, his name is kitty, I got him when I was 2. he's..old!
First piercing/tattoo: none

First credit card: None, never getting one. BAD.
First true love: None.

First enemy: Hmmmmmmm......

First big trip: When I was little, my Dad was in Nascar, so I went around the country many many many times.
First music you remember hearing in your house: um..probably christmas music, or "POPCORN"

LASTS
Last car ride: Um, earlier tonight, I guess..it wasn't in the smurfmobile..;-;..
Last kiss: ..Whoever I kissed last after Harvey.
Last good cry: ..whew...been awhile.
Last library book checked out: Something by Harry Charles Whedbee
Last movie seen: ..hm..."HARVEY"
Last beverage drank: Code red

Last food consumed: Arby's roast beef..twooooo of them

Last crush: haha, right. Um..whew...um..alot..of people.

Last phone call: ...No idea.
Last time showered: few hours ago.
Last shoes worn: same ones I wear every time I wear shoes.
Last item bought: um...food...maybe,.
Last annoyance: Math.

Last time wanting to die: Ah, we all get emo!
Last time scolded: ...hahahaha....like..um..now.

r e l a t i o n s h i p s
01. who are your best friends? I have never/will probably never do that best friend thing. I'm so..out of place, everywhere. I'm so..myself. But the best FRIENDS that I have, would be, Jason, Brittany, Jaclyn, Brookeish, Kate, Michelle, Um..whew, alot of people.

02. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?...No. I complain about it alot, but I really don't need to be in a relationship to feel satisfied. Plus, people get turned off by the fact that I'm me. I'm kind of irritating.

f a s h i o n | s t u f f
01. where is your favorite place to shop? ..Shopping...U_U...ah..GameStop! EB games!
02. any tattoos or piercings? Nah.

s p e c i f i c s
01. do you do drugs? Nah.
02. what kind of shampoo do you use? Um..a..uh..some..2 in..1..something
03. what are you most scared of? Probably...hmm...Aloneness. Death isn't that terribly frightning. I've been close to it many times.

04. what are you listening to right now? "Talk to me" by the stills. (TEH INDIE HOTTNESS)
05. where do you want to get married? a churchish place, I suppose.

06. how many buddies are online right now? 51/191

07. what would you change about yourself?. My nerdy physique! ^_^!

f a v o u r i t e s
01. color: Bluuuuuue blue blue sweet wonderful tasty blue.
02. food: Spgahetti! MM!
03. boys' names: James, Wiley, Charlie, Avery
04. girls' names: Racheal, Joy, Francis
05. subjects in school: theater, business, um..the classes I can sleep in..

06. animals: Dogs.

07. sports: Gah..I dont play any, jocks are idiots, but...um..uh..football I suppose

08. perfume: Um..comething..uh..I forgot what it's called..but it smells good on teh ladehs.
09. cologne: never wear any.

h a v e | y o u | e v e r
01. given anyone a bath?o_o...No.
02. smoked? Nah.
03. bungee jumped? Want too!
04. made yourself throw up? I have no urge to purge.
05. skinny dipped? Yesh. You forget my redneckness.
06: ever been in love? ..No.

07. made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Hmm..Perhaps in my younger days!
08. pictured your crush naked? ~_^

09. actually seen your crush naked? Nah.
10. cried when someone died? Who hasn't.

11. lied? Who hasn't
12. fallen for your best friend? Whew. Yeah. Bad.

13. been rejected? Maaaaany times
14. rejected someone? ah, yeah.

15. used someone? Too many times.

16. done something you regret? I don't look back with regret, just want for a different outcome. It's different, trust me!

c u r r e n t
clothes: Blue jeans, one sock, blueish looking boxers, looking for my other sock, a grey old shirt, and one finger glove, because it's cool.
music: Ah...EAGLES OF DEATH METAL RAWR.
make-up: ..Sureeeee.
annoyance: Idiots.
smell: Food

favorite artist: um...no idea.
desktop picture: TRIGUN
book your reading: "DEADLY VISION"
cd in player: a smurfy mix, burned, called, "ULTIMATE GROOVES VOLUME ONE"

dvd in player: harvey
color of toenails: ..um..normal.

l a s t | p e r s o n
you touched: um..wow...Brittany..or..alli I guess. Maybe..um..maybe not them.
hugged: Alli.
you imed: Brittany
you kissed: Someone at the harvey show I guess

a r e | y o u
understanding: Usually
open-minded: I like to think so.
arrogant: one of my biggest flaws.
insecure: about...mostly myself
interesting: ..No. I think I'm the most incredibly un-intresitng people to speak too, ever. I say alot, but dont talk much.

hungry: VEry.
smart: When I want to be, yes.

moody: ...Sometimes

hardworking: I love hard work. It makes me happy. By ahrd work, I mean, hey, look, lets move stuff. and build things.
organized: with some things
healthy: usually
shy: Not in the least.
attractive: See above.
bored easily: No

responsible: Mostly

obsessed: YES. with this stupid BLOG

angry: At some things.

sad: Ah, could be.
disapointed: I usually am about something
happy: Mmmmm A bit.
hyper: ~_^
trusting: Sometimes, too much. Naive.
talkative: Bah. I'm too ...a..Yeah.

legal: Not a bit.

w h o | d o | y o u | w a n n a
kill: hmm..No one. Maybe..MAYBE..Blaine Thompson.
slap: (Hahaha punch) Blaine.
get high with: Ah...hmm..if I DID get high..I think...um..ha, no one.

look like: I look like...um...some guy.

talk to offline: Everyone
talk to online: anyone except dorks who can't spell out the word "you" without abbreviating it.

r a n d o m
in the morning i am: A blind jerk

all i need is: sleep

love is: confusing as heck.
i dream about: people, situations, the past, the future, never the present.

w h i c h | i s | b e t t e r
coke or pepsi: PEPSI

flowers or candy: hm...Candy, because I love my arteries.
tall or short: Tallnesh

r a n d o m
what do you notice first: Eye-area.
last person you danced with: ...um...Chritine Dipietro
worst question to ask: Are you gay?

who makes you laugh the most: Jason and brittany and michelle cohen
who makes you smile: everyone

who gives you a funny feeling when you see them: Christina Carivou. Guah.
who do you have a crush on: Plenty of folks.
who has a crush on you: Ah, here and there, this one and that one.

d o | y o u | e v e r
sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone to IM you: at times, yeah.

save conversations: If they are full of revelations and stuff that I will certainyl like to remember for a good while, yesh.
wish you were a member of the opposite sex: ...O_o..not ONCE.
wish you were younger: ah..bittersweet, aging.
cry because someone said something to you: ..Not in awhile.

n u m b e r
of times i have had my heart broken: ah.. fractured a good ..lot..of times. But never really broken
of hearts i have broken: Hm..Not really sure on how many.
of guys i've kissed: To my knowledge, none.
of girls i've kissed: hmm...a few.

of continents i have lived in: this'n
of tight friends: I'm too blasted mysterious and I don't tell anyone anything really deep about me. But...tight..tight as you could say, like, 3 or 4.
of cds i own: ..alot of burned ones
of scars on body: alot. Few on my ankles from falling around my pond, three on my hand from weird cuts that got infected, 2 from fights on my hand, one big one on my left arm from a knife thing, a small one from getting slashed with a key by a guy who didnt like me, small ones from when I fell through a window, others from other things. one on my stomach from a cut from something, and another one from cutting myself with a pocketknife awhile back, whittling a stick. One on my forehead from chicken pox...umm..I think I have a few more running around somewhere.

That was the longest quiz..gah..my eyes..

GF&G#&TVN

Smurfy — 2004-11-26T01:11:24-05:00

Whoever decided that you had to put gas in the smurfmobile is an idiot.

Stupid gas tank.

How much pushwater do you WANT, you obese little car.

Just because it's Thanksgiving, you don't get to be FAT off your stupid

GASSY-PUSHWATER BEVERAGE.

NOW YOU'RE JUST DRUNK, ACCURSED SMURFMOBILE!

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Smurfy — 2004-11-26T07:11:15-05:00

I'd like to introduce you all to the best movie ever.

Ever.

http://img40.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img40&image=feuerfreimovie.swf

Courtesy of Lady Cajuno.

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Smurfy — 2004-11-26T07:11:07-05:00

teh drivin time.

IT SHALL ROXORZ

Stupid metro guy.

Smurfy — 2004-11-26T10:11:52-05:00

Hey, ho, let's go.

I enjoyed my evening, surely.

But you just wait, she'll forget yet!

And I LOVE looking through old yearbooks. BOY!

TOS

Smurfy — 2004-11-27T05:11:05-05:00

What will happen, will happen.

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Smurfy — 2004-11-27T06:11:48-05:00

HOLY CRAP.

MY WHOLE BLOG IS IN STRIKETHROUGH.

O_o

Smurfy — 2004-11-27T07:11:36-05:00

Hmm, if mindsay didn't suck at HTML, I could probably fix whatever it is went wrong with that last post.

My whole BLOG.

And you know, I heard this awesome joke earlier, somewhere.

"I have all these girls as 'friends', but you know, thats so lame. That's like having 19 dollars in your bank account and needing to use an ATM..."

haha. applicable.

PASTA REBIRTH

Smurfy — 2004-11-27T07:11:51-05:00

Check it out, I'm bringing back the always popular pasta series. for a return.

To your demise

AND BEYOND!

Where did the pasta go?

Search the DRESSER, shouted Zora. She was looking for the box of pasta.

Previously her Great grand cousin Ralphy Bill Jr. Had given it the blessing of being magical pasta.

Pasta with a passion FOR MURDER.

That's right.

Her great grand cousin RALPHY BILL JR. WAS A PSYCHOTIC TRANSDIMENSIONAL KILLER FROM MARS

Why weren't you WATCHING it! I TOLD YOU THAT BILL COSBY IS MY NEMESIS FROM NOW ON TO WATCH THAT BOX.

Zora was angry with her nephew, Tommy.

Tommy was a very very very very very stupid child.

I don't like tommy and I just made him up.

Tommy replied to Zora, who was his aunt:

BUT GRAMMA LINDSAY! I LOVE PASTA!
O.O!
WHAT?! Shouted zora,
DID YOU EAT THAT PASTA?!
To which Tommy replied
LOL YES.

Zora immedietlly ran from the boy, for she knew, there was no hope.

She closed her eyes as she began to hear the explosions!

THE PASTA HAD EXPLODED TOMMY!

The very very very very very stupid child.

NOOOOO! Cried Zora, NOO!...w..well...
Actually I didn't like Tommy very much.

He was very very very very stupid.

Zora casually walked back in the house with a song on her lips and a smile on her 68 year old sagging face.

But SUDDENLY

ZOMBIE TOMMY WAS RUNNING AMUCK IN HER CLOSET!

That son of an english SALAD MAKER! Cried Zora

Suddenly Tommy's dad, the great english salad maker Ralphy Bill Sr. Felt his ears catch on fire and he too became a zombie.

Meanwhile, in vermont, Bob Newhart cracked a stupid joke from his INN, in the show NEWHART, and everyone immedietlly cancelled him.

And so, after Zora was properly eaten, The evil pasta was proclaimed the new emperor of Rome, after which was massacred by the turkish invasion of 2018, to which someone replied:

What the HECK is smurfy talking about and why do I care.

Like I would know the answer to that. It's not like I Have any idea what I just wrote or WHY I'm superman.

BLOG TWOAGE

Smurfy — 2004-11-27T11:11:40-05:00

eh, I'm going back and forth with this.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/smurfy2

We all know I need another blog.

Hope and Ferrets

Smurfy — 2004-11-28T04:11:32-05:00

Un Estacionamiento

translation

Parking.

Haha. AND THEN LILLY TERRORIZED EVERYONES LAPTOPS.

So the funniest thing happened,

And then I forgot.

I need to start writing this stuff down...

Anyway, the musical fast approaches, and I am reminded of how much last years certainly...um..sucked.

Not exactly bad in a BAD way, but the egoooo's the drrraaama, and the sickening remembrence of my freshmen youth, it all adds up into this mad pot of terrible memories and a very faint smell of bad music. Here's to hoping this one goes better.

Today, however,

Today, I had to continue the war.

The war of will's, with Ferret.

As you may know, "THE CAT", who's name happens to be "FERRET", is one of my mortal enemies.

Regularly, and without fail, when I need to leave my room very fast, I will swing my thing wooden door open, and a brush of "DOOM CAT FUR" will hit my legs.

It is Ferret.

Now, we must begin the struggle.

Inevitably, she will run under my bed which has clearance for one cat named ferret, and a box for stratego. Once upon a time, many moons ago, I attempted to crawl under the bed and pull her out.

Small Space + My face + Ferret + Claws/Teeth= Ow.

So, I have developed a new strategy. Making weird noises and hitting my bed until she comes sneaking out the other side.

Here, at this intersection, one of two things will happen.

1) ferret will jump on my couch, and proceed to lay down pointy side up. Pointy side up. This is the side with teeth. And claws. Lots of claws. And also fur. or

2) Ferret will run behind my couch, and stay there for 3-6 hours.

2 is just annoying.

3 is just painful.

Now, if she goes behind the couch, it's over.

It's a staring contest. If I try to move the couch, 5 years worth of science magazines will hit the floor, resulting in my immediete demise, because, all..that..um..

Science.

It's painful.

But if she lays pointy side up, ah, yes

We can work with the pointy side.

The pointy side has a weakness.

The pointy side gets tired and falls asleep.

I, however, prefer the other one.

The can opener.

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-11-29T04:11:01-05:00

I got hold of Jason's copy of "The Exorcist" and "Legion" today....

But I also go a new english book, what was it, something..umm..

Honey from the..

heck, I don't remember.

Something about India.

and maybe a gold necklace or atlantis or bill cosby, I cant follow.

No baord meetting, no one came,

So I just hung around the cafeteria with everyone, I felt good

No I don't felt good.

Need some pizza, maybe.

It all comes down to my Forsaken arteries int he end

Also,

FATE CONSPIRES AGAINST ME!

New Scene

Smurfy — 2004-11-29T09:11:28-05:00

I have a new scene written here for my theater class, if anyone wants to read this garbage.

Rumple-Still-Smurf

By Smurfy

Narrator-Smurfy

Father- Charles

Daughter- Kate

King Norbert- Brian

RSS- Smurfy

Son- Steven

Narrator- Good EVENING, ladies and.. Gentlemen, Our story begins early one morning in a small kingdom, ruled by the tyrant King NORBERT. A father and his daughter are in HEATED argument, it seems the Fair and Lovely girl wishes to escape from the kingdom, because Norbert is just so tyrannical. Let us look into their sad, pathetic, peasant lives, and possibly laugh at their very existence. Ha, peasants…

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Daughter- Oh, FATHER! I wish there was SOME way to escape the harsh realties of peasant life!

Father- Well, you know, you could always…say. Spin straw into gold!

(King runs in babbling about gold)

King- GOLD?! WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Father- Err…..You can spin straw into gold?

King- Oh HELLO!

Daughter- No! I’ll be thrown into slavery, killed, OR WORSE….MARRIED!

King- Sorry pops, I’m gonna have to take this little gold spinning lady on a ride. C’mon, we’re goin’ down to my dungeon of DOOM, you gonna spin me some GOLD!

Father- Um….. Yeah. Sure.

(King laughs and pulls daughter off stage, Father leaves. King then walks back onstage and throws daughter down)

King- Now YOU get down there, and spin ALL the straw you see into gold, or, you know. We’ll… um… have to kill you and all that.

Daughter- Well….. Why?

King- SPIN SOME GOLD, FOOL! (King runs out)

Daughter-(Cries) Oh this is TERRIBLE! I wish…I wish.. I wish that there was some way for me to LIVE!

(Smurfy jumps in)

RSS- Ah… THERE’S my WISHER… Yes, I heard you wishing, My hot little peasant woman.

Daughter- Well… uh.. Err.. Hot? I mean… um.. YES! Could you.. Say, Save my life! Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd spin this straw into gold?

RSS- But of COURSE, my honey, all’s I need is that necklace, some…. Money, say, and also, your soul. (Short silence)

RSS- Haha, just kidding. I only need your firstborn son.

Daughter- Well, um, sure, all’s he does is complain anyway.. I suppose you could find him down on 12th street, at that… distasteful bar.

RSS- Wait, you already have one?!

Daughter- Well… um.. Haha, yeah. You know how college is.

RSS- Um… well.. Alright, I’ll spin this straw into gold, and YOU give me your son. Deal?

Daughter- Well…

RSS- DEAL! You just fall asleep right…HERE, (Hits her in the back of the head, she falls down) And I’ll get to work on this.. straw.. (Waves his arms and says STRAW BE HERE, YET GOLD BE GONE, SWITCH IT HERE, AND WAKE THE…shoot.. rhymes.. with.. gone… ugh.. GIRL! (Girl wakes up, looks at RSS) RUMPLE-STILL-SMURF AWAAY!

(RSS runs off, Daughter wakes up)

Daughter- Well, look at that I think I will FINALLY be able to escape this terrible village. What…What’s THAT! (King comes in)

King- Well… You actually did it. Shoot. I haven’t seen a good hanging in weeks. I suppose I’ll just marry you then!

Daughter- NOOOO! I MUST FIND MY SON! HE WILL SAVE ME FROM THIS TERRIBLE FATE!

(Daughter runs, off, king chases her, saying “Come BACK my sweet gold peasant honey!)

(Steven is seen sitting at table, when RSS runs in)

Son- Well HELLO sugar!

RSS- Well.. Um.. Yes, hello!

Son- What is it you need!

RSS- Well, see, the thing is, your momma

Son- ARE YOU TALKING BAD ABOUT MY MAMMA BOY! I’LL GIVE YOU SUCH A PINCH!

RSS- No, no, son. You see, your mother just gave me your life, you know, because I saved hers. And all that.

Son- Well, How can I be SURE, you little STINKER.

RSS- Son, just ask her, she’s running in now

Daughter- NoNoNo!! Do not take my poor son! He’s just so confused! Don’t you TOUCH him!

RSS- But, yeah, um, you remember when I said, I need your firstborn son and all that? Yeahhh.. (King runs in, with father)

King- YOU MARRY ME NOW!

Father- Don’t marry him unless he PAYS for it.

King- Since.. When.. a.. what? Who the heck are you?

RSS- Alright, this is enough, I’m taking pretty-boy here, and we’re going on a trip to the magical pot that cooks people. If you want me to go, you have to guess my NAME. It’s a SECRET name, NO ONE BUT MYSELF KNOWS!

Daughter- Rumple-Still-Smurf.

RSS- WHAAAT?

Daughter- Well you were yelling and screaming it all over the place earlier, so, you know.

Son- Oh you best be steppin’!

King- HAHA! YOU’RE ALL MINE! (Daughter screams, runs out. King follows her laughing)

Father- I don’t think so fool. I WANT MONEY. (Runs out)

Son- Don’t leave me here with this strange MAN. He’s so scary!

RSS- And, so, the moral of this story is. Be careful what you wish for. Because you never know. III may show up! HAHAHAHAHA! (Runs out)

-Scene I-

So, the emissary of death now becomes the messenger of life and hope...

Smurfy — 2004-12-01T04:12:24-05:00

When in the world is this week going to end.

So, I performed the aforementioned scene, much to Kate's dismay, and it went well. I was very glad! Glad glad glad glad.

And of course, today the window wipers attacked.

Well, there is a strong lack of drama or anything of that nature in my good life now, so I don't have anything to whine about here on my blog. I could pull into my bag of classic rants, and whine about freshmen, ghetto kids, preppy kids, or, you know, some idiot who said something stupid.

But when it comes down to it, all that matters is that I eat this entire bag of popcorn right here, indulge in some tooth-decaying soda, and precede with the normal routine of life.

But nooooooo

Since when am I normal.

I'm just....TOO SMURFY

HAHAHA!

so, anyway. Continuing.

I finally beat Tales Of Symphonia yesterday, and you know, that game was just freakin' crazy awesome.

It has all this cool pseudo-philosophy stuff, that wasn't really, but nice anyway. Nice. Definetelly playing through it again.

Now I just need to find someone to go to that dance concert with, to escape the normality of nothing to do on a friday.

You bus kids quit stalking me.

"This window stays OPEN, FRESHMAN"

Smurfy — 2004-12-02T04:12:46-05:00

You know, this blog needs to get with the funny stuff. This "Actual Life" nonsense is just Eating me alive! Eating! With a capital E in the middle of the sentence!

Leaving that thought.

So today, during lunch, I saw a new mysterious worker, who resembles bigfoot, only if the foot was the stomach, and they ahd 190 chins, with no hair whatsoever, yet still was female.

At least...

That's what we THINK.

I managed to buy a friday dance concert ticket 5 or 6 minutes before they sold out, and was informed the first dance was "Dance Porn"

I'm not really sure what that is, "Dance Porn", but I suppose I'll be seeing it.

Et cetera.

During Civics, while Clyburn was talking about something that didnt correlate to anything but him flirting with 15 year old white girls, he began randomly moving the voerhead back and forth, while it was on and displaying images.

This produced and epileptic sort of view, to which I shouted out

WOAH MAN SEIZURE.

After some chuckling, someome said

"What did that smurfy kid say"

and someone said

"Hail ceaser"

And then, haha, they said

"What? Ceaser? Smurfy's GAY"

And so, after purchasing half of Christine DiPietro's available airheads, I came home, and had a wonderful time doing it.

I got to speak with so many good people, and most everybody was all....good!

Ish!

Besides the fact that I have no sense of acting whatsoever.

Which I disagree with, by the way, even if you didn't mean it.

...Bowling?

Smurfy — 2004-12-02T04:12:41-05:00


bowling is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator

Evolution of the minds.

Smurfy — 2004-12-02T10:12:57-05:00

I was thinking about something not too long ago(which in itself is quite the thing, you see) about how Incredibly much I, along with many others, have grown since we started this last run down this really high hillside. And for many of us, there's a bit of a bump left to go. I guess this was all brought on by that accursed "Dust in the wind" song. Eh.

It's really just amazing, from how I look at it. Go back and try and read through some of these blog entries from back in may, or just look at this, my May 12th entry, very first one ever...

__________

Ba-Da-Bing

The day started well, I got on the bus. Bus. The bus is a good place in the mornings. I am the offical GUY-WHO-YELLS-FUNNY-STORIES guy. I just make up alot of stuff and blurt it out in odd patterns. You have NO idea how much fun this is. Like my inviclbe FIEND rant, and the SWEDES rant, (that was a good one, I did it twice) and then today, Our JARROD-GOT-HIS-FACE-KICKED-AND-BECAME-A-SUPER-SAIYAN rant. It was a DARN good one too, I must say. Then I got to school, stared around at people for the first few minutes, actually caught a glimpse of the one they call... "Brittany", and proceeded to follow the magical bell of scheduling classes.

I ate 2 or 3 lemon drops and I don't remember much after that.

I told this stupid ghetto girl to stop talking because she was stupid. That was fun. She just yelled some stuff in Ghettoish and walked off. didn't sound like much, but I couldn't tell.

I then wrote a play about the making of The Remote Control massacre....

Then Brittany forgot the holy grail. Curse her kool-aid drinking self.

Then I made this stupid thing.

__________

I was reading through this old stuff, and I just thought how... how much DIFFERENT I see things now. Sure, it's still the basic outline of "I can't stand ghetto kids" and "I'm making everything seem way cooler then it really is" But I just don't FEEL that way anymore. It's just incredible to me, the difference that a few months makes. You always FEEL like the same person, because these changes take place over such odd periods of time... so gradual that things seem the same, when in fact there's hardly anything that is not changed. Everything around you changes so quickly, so much during these last few years of public schooling. The people you hang around, what you do around these people, how you speak, how you dress.

And it feels so clichê to be typing this up, but, really, why not. Why not. It feels right, right now, and now's the only time this form of me is ever going to be around.

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

Now Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.

Dance Concert: EPIC DOOM, FROM DANCE

Smurfy — 2004-12-03T11:12:28-05:00

Welllllllllllllll

Enter,enter,enter,enter,

Dance concert was quite the show! I enjoyed myself. Et cetera. But let's plunge into tonights DETAILS, shall we?

Upon my arrival around 6:30 or so, I made a call to Jason isntructiing him to meet me in the gym lobby, then began milling about to find who i could find. After a limited amount of searching, I came upon a lizzy cohee, and was asked once more if I could accompany her to "Hooters".

I somehow figured my parents would be less then thrilled at the thought of me going to Hooters with 19 or 20 people from the dance concert, so I declined, sadly.

Sadly.

SADLY.

But you know, after seeing Future Dark Jared, and Future Light Byron, things were settled into motion. We found two seats by my old arch-nemesis/arch-..sidekick fellow, Drew Yoder, (Which were the worst seats ever), along with Jason, and we began to watch.

To my utter dismay, the alledged "Dance Porn" didn't exist, or rather, After the first show the "Dance Porn" was removed.

Shame shame shame

However, more then once, I thought to myself boldy...

Thank GOD for modern dance.

For it is good.

So VERY good.

After many minutes of neck-crick-inducing search, we discovered the loaction of short and tall sara(h), and "Hooked up" with them, as it were. I sort of just stayed around Drew Yoder.

Because mostly, there's not much going on outside but short/tall sara(h) checking out the artwork.

So I left

Ish.

The comedy really began afterwards, you see. Jason would try to explain to me how people always seem to come up to me and are like

"Who the heck is that tall guy"

And as he was explaining it, on 3 different occasions, he was interupted by some girl running up and being all

"SMURFY" ish.

Also, there was more funny stuff, like, some random woman in the back of the auditorium yelling THATS ENOUGH when everyone was telling everyone to SHHHHH.

THATS ENOUGH!

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-12-03T11:12:36-05:00

...

Why can't you just remove the underlinign, there blog, do you HAVE to suck, BY LAW?

I didn't write it.

Smurfy — 2004-12-04T12:12:50-05:00

A little bit of a book, and a little bit of some lives. Classy. Not mine, don't give me credit.

Wednesday, January 5th
Cloudy, 80% chance of rain

"Another hundred years and we'll be done, James."
"Huh?"
"Humanity isn't going to last another century," he said, lighting up a joint.
"We're gonna blow ourselves up, huh?"
Jimmy stared at his friend, in his dark jeans and his buttoned, brown coat. Saying this wasn't like him would be foolish, but these outbursts had becoming more frequent recently. There was a long pause as Scott inhaled deeply and seemed to brighten up a bit.
"I like movies where the earth is destroyed. That's a very happy ending."
"Like Deep Impact?"
"Ugh. Let me explain. The Matrix is a series of films about a society dominated by machines."
"And unnecessary special effects."
"Yeah, but that's a different conversation. Ignoring the philosophical implications of the ‘Matrix' itself being far more pleasant than ‘reality', listen to this. Imagine if the third movie, Revolutions, presented Neo with a choice: Destruction of the planet or continued rule by machines. Which would he have chosen?"
"Death."
"Good answer. Why do you think that is?"
"It's his only escape."
"From a pointless existence."
"No, from that shitty franchise."
He laughed.
Jimmy, meanwhile, looked at the school building, towering above them. "Do you really think you should be smoking that here?"
Scott looked at him, then threw the lit, rolled up piece of paper on the ground and stepped on it. "There's nothing in there," he said. "It's just a visual aid."
The bell for first period was ringing.

* * *

"You okay, man? You haven't said much."
"Yeah, I'm just feelin' a little nostalgic."
"Why?"
"Don't you remember what day it is?"
Jim squinted his eyes for a moment and stared off into the distance, the same direction as his companion. He saw the stairs, fifteen of them in all. The ones that led up from the lobby to the main hallway. And he remembered.
"Oh."
Scott nodded, and turned to walk away, leaving his friend standing there, talking to himself.

"I'd forgotten."

Lies!

Smurfy — 2004-12-04T05:12:28-05:00

Family reunions with the rednecks are fun.

"So, Denny, where all have you served?"

"Well, all seven continents."

"Well thats cool. Desert storm?"

"Yep"

"Russia?"

"Sure."

"Christmas shopping?"

"Won't touch the stuff"

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-12-04T10:12:42-05:00

And now the underlining has been fixed.

Hurray for screwing things up!

Screw YOU, waiting for godot.

Smurfy — 2004-12-05T02:12:49-05:00

Anyone here ever heard of the ten minute play by David Ives called Arabian Nights?

This thing is just awesome...

I have found something to beat Waiting For Godot, for SURE.

English.:: Mrs Fergusson: "Whats number 9, Jason? "Um.....

Smurfy — 2004-12-05T04:12:44-05:00

Mrs Fergusson: "Whats number 9, Jason?

"Um.....::mutters:: Foment..."

"Haha, did you say vomit jason.

::jason looks about and mutters something under his breath::

"Yes. Yes, I said VOMIT."

"Haha, I thought you said vomit"

Haha. A clip on BOWTIE?

Smurfy — 2004-12-05T04:12:22-05:00

I appologize for exposing you all to a new header.

It's what I do, people.

2 and a half!

Smurfy — 2004-12-06T10:12:26-05:00

Christmas/Non denominational party because Amy's there and she's Jewish:

Sweet. I walked the blake, imitated John Kerry and had a faux gun duel with blake, definetelly hit carlos in the face, carlos made his image look gayer, somehow, (He really DID that), and my positive thoughts were deftly increased!

The increade is indoubtusbabauybully linked to the raise in flirting percentages, as noted in the Smurfy Guidebook, 2nd quarter review, 2004.

Also, see, I destroyed the "Charlies angels" which consisted of Brittany brooke and stephy. I just sort of hit them, and they all yelled "SEX WITH DAVID" ans something about dr pepper.

Now let me tell you something about theater arts.

My play, Arabian nights,a t ten minutes, is "TOO SHORT TEH OMG"

I do THREE of them now

S-c-r-e-w that.

Screw, kate. I said Screw.

During improv

::girl stomps loudly in the car, godzilla like::

Blake: Must be hubbard.

Jason/Smurfy: haha.

Guy: Oh! You're fat bastard! From Austin powers!

Jason: Hey, look blake, you were right!

haha. Burn.

Also, that party was just ALRIGHT. I got to walk the blake anyway.

Afterwards, we shared stories of old, added chapters, and realized in our game of high school, we only have 2 and a half pages left to write on.

Part II of the story I didn't write.

Smurfy — 2004-12-06T10:12:05-05:00

It is ..Deliciously intriguing.

"I'd forgotten."

Jimmy quickly turned around and called out to his friend. "Hey!" He ran to catch up to him.
"Yeah, man?"
"You want to see a movie later today? I think you could use some cheering up."
Scott didn't turn around. "Don't you work today?"
"Didn't you hear?" Jimmy smirked a little bit. "The place burned down."
"You're kidding." Scott kept staring ahead. ‘The place' was a Taco Bell about five minutes away from school where Jimmy worked.
"No. Electrical problems, they say." Jimmy and Scott both stopped in front of the door that led outside, to the parking lot. "So, whaddya say? Five o' clock?"
"Yeah." Scott smiled. "That sounds good."
"Alright, then. First, I gotta drive Sharon to her job. The Wendy's DIDN'T burn down." Jimmy was laughing.
"Poor girl." Scott paused for a moment. "When are you just gonna ask her out?"
Jimmy slowly stopped laughing and stared outside. "She's already waiting for me." He started out the door, then snapped his fingers and turned around. "You sure you've got a ride?"

"You didn't answer my question."

Jimmy and Scott stared at each other for a few seconds, then laughed.
"See you later, man."
"Yeah, see you." As Scott watched Jimmy shrink into the distance, the smile disappeared from his face. He slumped against the wall and slid down until he was staring up at the ceiling. The cracks showed where the asbestos had been removed two years ago.
Anxiously, he began tapping his fingers against the floor in a familiar rhythm. One, two, one two-two, one, two, one two-two..

The sound droned on until he no longer realized that it was even there.

Where did the cranberries go!

Smurfy — 2004-12-07T04:12:18-05:00

"Yo brotha, let me use yo'r phone for a min."

"Um..hang..yeah. Yeah, there it is, sucka"

------------

Well good afternoon my fellow bloggers. Are we ready to put the media out of business yet? No? Fine, then we'll continue not making sense.

Until we make into forbes. THEN we take over.

Thats what we need right there, a "TOP 50 FRIGGIN AWESOMEST BLOGS EV$R" Article in Forbes.

With a money sign.

I hear Microsoft is coming out with a TV now, that for some reason uses a computer itnerface.

So, 20 years from now, when TV's are as complicated as computers and crash and suddenly cut off your subscriptions to "EXPLODE FOREST ANIMALS NETWORK" and "THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL", we can further blame Bill Gates for making it such a sucky place.

A sucky place without exploding forest animal glitches, and no playboy channel.

Bad microsoft. Bad.

Now I had tu turn down invitations to 3 parties...

I'm feeling so out of the social loop.

Good thing I was never ever ever in it.

no subject

Smurfy — 2004-12-08T08:12:56-05:00

Online Casino Buys Ghost Cane for $65K

By CHARLES WILSON

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) - An online casino offered $65,000 Monday for a metal walking cane that an Indiana woman put up for sale in hopes her son would believe his grandfather's ghost would leave their house with it.

GoldenPalace.com will add the ``ghost cane'' to a collection that already includes a grilled cheese sandwich said to bear the image of the Virgin Mary. The Antigua-based casino paid $28,000 last month for the sandwich, which it bought - like the cane - on eBay.

``It's just the new Americana thing,'' said Monty Kerr, a spokesman for the online casino.

Kerr said the cane - which Mary Anderson auctioned to ease her 6-year-old son Collin's fears that his grandfather's ghost was haunting their home in Hobart - likely will go on tour like the famous sandwich.

The cane - and the story behind it - attracted 132 bids, dozens of imitators and landed the Andersons on NBC's ``Today'' show Monday.

``It becomes a pop culture phenomenon,'' said Hani Durzy, an eBay spokesman. ``It may be just a few days or whatever, but it's all everybody is talking about.''

San Jose, Calif.-based eBay Inc. does not allow sellers to offer intangible items such as spirits or souls where delivery cannot be confirmed, said Durzy. He said Anderson's auction made it clear that she was selling her late father's metal walking cane as a ploy to ease her son's fears.

Anderson made one request of the winning bidder: ``I would like to ask you to write a letter after you've received the cane (and the ghost) to my son letting him know that he's there with you and you're getting along great.''

Kerr said the company would do so. The Andersons did not immediately return a call Monday seeking comment.

"I hate my life."- Smurfy

Crazy Stuff.

Smurfy — 2004-12-08T10:12:17-05:00

Had no bus again today. Had no bus yesterday. had no bus monday.

Buses should not come by your house at 9.

With angry old women/men things.

No, they should not.

They should NOT.

u_u'...

Dream Sequence.

So I was walking down the road with people. Lots of people. We walked past my great great grandfather wiley's house, which sits at the bottom of a hill, by a pond. The water had risen a large amount and had claimed the house. I was shocked at this, so we all ran down to look at it.

A large sinkhole appeared, sucked in the house and a number of people, they didn't come back up. And the last words were "We, mostly I, You were used." It was a falling, fading chorus of people yelling "We, Mostly I, you were used" The people who were left didn't speak anymore, nor looked away from the spot of the sinkhole, which was now filled with water.

They stood, and I looked.

They were silent, as I asked what had happened.

"We, Mostly I, you were used"

Now, I'm not into symbolism, but, you know, I realized something today.

I have been used.

ENGLISH IZ PFUN

Smurfy — 2004-12-09T09:12:59-05:00

Well, so,

I'm here, that is to say,

English.

So, Aparently benevolence is the definition of BIG BROTHER. It's a sickness.

And also.

Jason says something, I can't really tell. SOmething about..something...

How many legs does a dog have if you say it's tail is a leg?

Thats right

Four.

Because four is the number of legs a dog has with a tail. Because a tail is not a leg.

Also our announcer is an idiot.

Idiot.

Lizzy: smurfy you FANCY TICKLER i luv u more than ne other smurf ever in the history of history!!

Fear my fancy tickling powers.

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Smurfy — 2004-12-09T05:12:02-05:00

Come on, honey! where's the LOVE!

War of The Worlds: 2005

Smurfy — 2004-12-10T07:12:20-05:00

So, Spielberg is making a new version of "War of the Worlds" due out in summer 2005.

Now this trailer just looks hott.

Next year's movie season is going to be hott, folks.

Sure, it's got Tom Cruise in it. But I can live with that.

http://www.waroftheworlds.com/

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Smurfy — 2004-12-10T04:12:49-05:00

War of the Worlds

What happened? Japan Happened

Smurfy — 2004-12-10T10:12:36-05:00

I got a mysterious IM from someone today, and it turned out to be catherine cregger, whom I really haven't spoke too since 8th grade-ish.

I was just thinking about her the other day, so it's, it's kind of cool, you know?

___________

So, I went to a japanese steakhouse for the first time ever. That was kind of cool.

The guy fixing our food kept throwing poppy seeds at the other table because they were "not loud enough"

And he did this cool thing called an "Onion volcano" where sort of made a volcano out of onions and poured alot of stuff that made alot of fire in it, and lit that sucker up.

Now that was groovy eatin' there.

The captain of the restuarunt came out with the bill, and he said this

"Well, guys, who's the boss"

And I said

"Hahaha, Tony Danza!"

I swear, everyone around me for like, 3 tables sort of looked at me mouthed

"....Tony Danza...Gay little kid..."

You know, when you have about 20 people, including your own family, the waiters, and the cooks looking at you like your an idiot because you said HAHAHAH TONY DANZA,

You just..

Sort of smother yourself in the rice, and the oddly cooked banana's.

Life is an oddball.

Tony Danza is now bad for smurfy.

GAH!

Smurfy — 2004-12-11T08:12:24-05:00

I missed kate's surprise party, because I thought it was today.

But lo and behold, Blake revealed to me the secret of the elders.

It was friday, you idiot.

Michelle humor.

Smurfy — 2004-12-11T11:12:43-05:00

Happypup: i have!
Raining SkyFire: Apaprently so!
Raining SkyFire: for what class?
Happypup: english
Raining SkyFire: People who are smarter then college graduates honors english?
Raining SkyFire: THats the classes you usually take and all...pre-cal my foot..
Happypup: no
Happypup: im not in seminar or anything
Happypup: just honors
Happypup: im a slacker
Raining SkyFire: hahaha
Raining SkyFire: Slacker.
Raining SkyFire: right
Raining SkyFire: Procrastinator..sure
Raining SkyFire: but certainly no slacker!
Happypup: ok
Raining SkyFire: oh, sh
Raining SkyFire: there's a difference
Raining SkyFire: Even for people who grow sideways
Happypup: thats really hurtful, you kno?
Raining SkyFire: Hey, well
Raining SkyFire: I appologize!
Raining SkyFire: Sincerly!
Happypup: not really
Raining SkyFire: o_o
Raining SkyFire: Oh, really
Happypup: if i ever become anerexic, you'll feel really bad, now wont you?
Raining SkyFire: XD
Raining SkyFire: *anorexic
Raining SkyFire: I will
Raining SkyFire: I'll try my best to make you be not anorexic
Raining SkyFire: if you do
Raining SkyFire: but growuing sideways
Raining SkyFire: I mean
Raining SkyFire: Your spine making a 90 degree angle
Raining SkyFire: and you just growing that way
Happypup: since when can you spell?
Raining SkyFire: hahahaha

Hey, why not, I've always wanted to be popular.

Smurfy — 2004-12-12T12:12:59-05:00

[ ]been drunk.
[ ]smoked pot
[x]kissed a member of the opposite sex.
[ ]rode in a taxi.
[ ]been dumped.
[x]shoplifted.
[ ]been fired.
[ ]had a job.
[x]been in a fist fight.
[x]snuck out
[ ]been arrested.
[ ]stole something from your job.
[ ]celebrated new years in times square.
[ ]went on a blind date.
[ ]smoked a cigarette.
[ ]gone on an airplane by yourself.
[ ]broken a bone.
[ ]had sex in a car.
[x]white lied to a friend.
[?]went swimming in your bathtub
[x]had a crush on a teacher.
[ ]celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
[ ]been to europe.
[ ]made out in a movie theater.
[ ]taken caffine pills.
[x] been to disney world.
[x] had a crush on someone you hardly knew.
[x] been to california.
[x]been skinny dipping.
[x]regretted something.
[x]peed on someones lawn.
[x]skipped school.
[ ]thrown up from drinking.
[ ]lost a parent
[ ]kissed a member of the same sex.
[ ]had sex with a boy.
[ ]had sex with a girl.
[x,x]been in a car accident.
[ ]partied for days and days straight.
[x]had a family member die.
[x]played 'clue'.
[x]had a sleepover party
[x]went ice skating.
[ ]dropped x.
[ ]been cheated on.
[ ]had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] had a 3some.
[/..one week..]had a sweet sixteen
[x]had/have a car.
[x]drove.
[ ]had sex on a roof, with your friends unknowingly watching? -
[X]but it sounds like fun

do you?
[ ]have a bf.
[ ]have a gf.
[ ]have a crush.
[x]have a dog
[x]have your own room.
[ ]listen to rap.
[ ]paint your nails.
[ ]play a sport.
[ ]play more than one sport.
[ ]watch sports on tv.
[x]have a fav. group/singer/artist.
[x]have more than 1 best friend.
[ ]get good grades. (somewhat)
[ ]play an instrument.
[x] have slippers.
[x]wear boxers.
[ ]wear black eyeliner.
[x haha]like the color blue.
[x]like the color yellow.
[x]like to read.
[x]like to write.
[ ]have long hair.
[x]have short hair.
[x]have a cell phone.
[ ]have a laptop.
[People still sue these? ]have a pager.

are you?
[ ]ugly.
[ ]pretty.
[x]ok.
[ ]bored.
[ ]happy.
[ ]bilingual.
[x]white.
[ ]Black
[ ]Mexican.
[ ]short.
[x]medium.
[ ]tall.
[ ]grounded.
[ ]sick.
[ ]lazy.
[x]talking to someone
[x]IMing someone.
[ ]scared to die.
[x]sleepy.
[x]annoyed.
[ ]on the phone.
[ ]in your room.
[x]drinking something.
[ ]eating something.
[ ]in your pjs.
[x]ticklish.
[x]listening to music.
[ ]homophobic.

Sweet summer's sweat.

Smurfy — 2004-12-12T01:12:01-05:00

They call it paradise, I don't know why.

Smurfy — 2004-12-12T10:12:49-05:00

The Grand Design

Susan Miller

"...You know, if you put a group of six-month old babies together in a room, and one starts crying, pretty soon they all cry. They can't differentiate.They are all one living, breathing, wailing, sobbing, suffering being.

The chemistry of the brain changes with certain events. Once you witness an atrocity-- or hear a cruel remark. When you cause dissapointment in someone's eyes. Or see an act of courage. There's a shift. Now, your brain's accommodating this new information. You're still pulled to earth by gravity. You're blood type is still O positive. But what happens to other poeple is placing itself in your cells. It resides in you now. And you're not the same. You're changed forever."

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Smurfy — 2004-12-13T05:12:18-05:00

5 pages?

ha.

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Smurfy — 2004-12-13T09:12:22-05:00

Yeah, you think it's funny huh?

You think it's FUNNY.

You watch this, fool,

I'll prove you wrong YET!

(CANNONS READY SIR)

Yeah,

YOURE NOT THAT FUNNY! YOU'RE NOT THA-----

((EXPLOSION!))

The Ombaoojiebaseo, it is marching!

IT IS MARCHING TO YOUR DOOM!

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Smurfy — 2004-12-14T09:12:49-05:00

Man. English is roguh on the 'cells, sucka!

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Smurfy — 2004-12-14T10:12:07-05:00

Haha. A whhhhhhhole night FULL of smurfy faces. Sure was FUN, huh, kate?

We irritated the chorus jerks.

I had fun.

Singing, to upset the chorus jerks.

"Are you a..."

"I sure am!"

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Smurfy — 2004-12-15T10:12:51-05:00

There won't be enough...

Horror.

In other news.

The talker, hosted by supermodel-actress Tyra Banks, has been cleared on NBC affiliate KGW-TV in Portland, Ore., which is the nation's 24th-largest market.

The show's syndicator, Warner Bros. Domestic Television Distribution, said "Tyra" will air at 10 a.m. on KGW's schedule, replacing "The Tony Danza Show."

SCREW YOU Tony DANZA.

Make me look like a fool in a japanese place huh..HA!

CANCELLED, SUCKA!

Thank GOD, you idiot, good job at holding off for a YEAR. Stupid smurfy.

Smurfy — 2004-12-15T10:12:22-05:00

So I IMed melanie.

The world is a better place.

I think I can finally close that stupid freshman year folder now.

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Smurfy — 2004-12-16T06:12:52-05:00

That building is the image of all that is.

CURSE THAT BILL COSBY!

Smurfy — 2004-12-16T09:12:22-05:00

Today reminds me of yesterday,

More then the day before.

I grow reminiscent here,

Standing alone, amongst this tree.

_____________

I passed out all the christmas presents today.

I had no idea Frogs had such appeal!

I thought it was just a bad horror movie.

But chocolate and Bill cosby and rabbits are a man's best friend.

Except bill cosby.

Stupid BIll Cosby.

Chapter next.

Smurfy — 2004-12-16T10:12:44-05:00

Hey, you know what.

I have more of that story that writes itself.

From annonymous writing thing.

Wednesday, January 5th
Cloudy, 80% chance of rain

"Another hundred years and we'll be done, James."
"Huh?"
"Humanity isn't going to last another century," he said, lighting up a joint.
"We're gonna blow ourselves up, huh?"
Jimmy stared at his friend, in his dark jeans and his buttoned, brown coat. Saying this wasn't like him would be foolish, but these outbursts had becoming more frequent recently. There was a long pause as Scott inhaled deeply and seemed to brighten up a bit.
"I like movies where the earth is destroyed. That's a very happy ending."
"Like Deep Impact?"
"Ugh. Let me explain. The Matrix is a series of films about a society dominated by machines."
"And unnecessary special effects."
"Yeah, but that's a different conversation. Ignoring the philosophical implications of the ‘Matrix' itself being far more pleasant than ‘reality', listen to this. Imagine if the third movie, Revolutions, presented Neo with a choice: Destruction of the planet or continued rule by machines. Which would he have chosen?"
"Death."
"Good answer. Why do you think that is?"
"It's his only escape."
"From a pointless existence."
"No, from that shitty franchise."
He laughed.
Jimmy, meanwhile, looked at the school building, towering above them. "Do you really think you should be smoking that here?"
Scott looked at him, then threw the lit, rolled up piece of paper on the ground and stepped on it. "There's nothing in there," he said. "It's just a visual aid."
The bell for first period was ringing.

* * *

"You okay, man? You haven't said much."
"Yeah, I'm just feelin' a little nostalgic."
"Why?"
"Don't you remember what day it is?"
Jim squinted his eyes for a moment and stared off into the distance, the same direction as his companion. He saw the stairs, fifteen of them in all. The ones that led up from the lobby to the main hallway. And he remembered.
"Oh."
Scott nodded, and turned to walk away, leaving his friend standing there, talking to himself.

"I'd forgotten."

Jimmy quickly turned around and called out to his friend.

"Hey!"

He ran to catch up to him.
"Yeah, man?"
"You want to see a movie later today? I think you could use some cheering up."
Scott didn't turn around. "Don't you work today?"
"Didn't you hear?" Jimmy smirked a little bit. "The place burned down."
"You're kidding." Scott kept staring ahead. ‘The place' was a Taco Bell about five minutes away from school where Jimmy worked.
"No. Electrical problems, they say." Jimmy and Scott both stopped in front of the door that led outside, to the parking lot. "So, whaddya say? Five o' clock?"
"Yeah." Scott smiled. "That sounds good."
"Alright, then. First, I gotta drive Sharon to her job. The Wendy's DIDN'T burn down." Jimmy was laughing.
"Poor girl." Scott paused for a moment. "When are you just gonna ask her out?"

Jimmy slowly stopped laughing and stared outside.

"She's already waiting for me." He started out the door, then snapped his fingers and turned around. "You sure you've got a ride?"
"You didn't answer my question."

Jimmy and Scott stared at each other for a few seconds, then laughed.
"See you later, man."
"Yeah, see you." As Scott watched Jimmy shrink into the distance, the smile disappeared from his face. He slumped against the wall and slid down until he was staring up at the ceiling. The cracks showed where the asbestos had been removed two years ago.
Anxiously, he began tapping his fingers against the floor in a familiar rhythm. One, two, one two-two, one, two, one two-two..

The sound droned on until he no longer realized that it was even there.

Scott felt a light vibration in his pocket. Then he heard the ring tone, a tidy little polyphonic rendition of ‘Tubular Bells'.

"Hello. Oh, hi, mom-wait, what?" He turned the cell phone around and looked at the clock. 4:25.

Shit.

"Jesus! I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was.. Sorry. Alright, thanks."

The woman on the other line started to say ‘good-bye', and Scott interrupted.

"Wait, I need you to drive me to the movies, I'm meeting Jimmy there."

A pause.

"Thanks."

Scott took a deep breath as he flipped the ear-piece back down to meet the keypad. For a moment, he was content, but still aware that something overlooked was bothering him. Though he knew it a bad idea, he clawed at his thoughts in masochistic pose, when the phone began shaking again and dropped out of his hand.

"Shit.."

He leaned over to pick it up and saw that the screen read ‘Restricted Number'. "Hello?" he answered, straightening himself back up.

Silence.

For a moment, he expected a click and pre-recorded message, but nothing came. He again pulled the phone away from his ear to look at the screen. They hadn't hung up.

"Hello?" he repeated.

He waited a long time. For a moment, he heard something, but then realized it was the sound of the janitor talking to himself as he wheeled the trash can past. When the two became aware of each other, they both tried to shake off a strange chill.

When at last the old black man continued on his way, Scott looked down at his cell phone. They still hadn't hung up. Finally, he gave up and ended the call.

He turned around to get another look at the old black man, and saw that he was staring back. The two nodded at each other.

Scott pushed open the door and walked around to the front of the school, where he sat down on the steps. After sitting alone for a few minutes, he heard someone sit down near him, on the same step. He started to look and see who it was, but the fear of being noticed caused him to snap back into place.

A gentle voice said "Hey". Slowly, Scott turned to face the girl sitting next to him. She had long, dark hair and a polite smile.

"Hi." He knew her.

"I think I'm in your English class, but I'm not sure if I know you from somewhere else.." She was looking around.

Oh, God. She thought I was someone else.

"Nope. I'm Scott Martell. Nice to meet you." Without thinking, he stuck his hand out to shake hers, but when he looked down he noticed both her hands were full. She was holding her binder, and a bottle of Dr. Pepper.

He quickly shoved his hand back into his pocket and looked away. He wasn't very relieved when she laughed. But it was a kind laugh, and it certainly didn't make him feel worse.

"It's nice to meet you, too, Scott Martell. That's a nice name."

Scott looked up at her face, and grinned as the surreality of the situation finally struck him.

She was still smiling. "I'm Annie."

* * *

Scott arrived at the theater at approximately 5:10, and was greeted next to the ticket booth by a short man with short, brown hair who was shaking his head.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Look, I'm sorry, alright?" Scott looked behind him, at the fifty cold, noisy people patiently waiting for their turn to give $7.50 to a sixteen-year-old blonde girl in exchange for a small slip of paper. "Should we, um, get in line?"

Jimmy smirked. "I already got our tickets." He opened the door. "Fifteen minutes ago."

Scott sighed and walked inside, straight over to the concession stand.

"What are you doing? We're already late." Jimmy leaned on the glass case and stared at his friend.

Scott asked for a medium Coke and turned around. "Jimmy.. We've know each other for how long?" He didn't wait for an answer. "Over two years. And every time we've ever seen a movie together at any venue, I'm sure you've noticed that I have something to drink. Do you know why that is?"

Jimmy shook his head.

"It's because I'm secretly a raging masochist, Jimmy. I chug soda and then sit down for two hours because I get off on it. It's the only thing that turns me on."

Jimmy laughed.

"Do you understand me?" Scott smiled. He got his drink. "Wait a minute, ticket. I need a ticket."

Jimmy, still laughing, reached into his pocket and handed Scott an orange piece of paper.

He read it, and in an instant remembered the commercials. "Since when are you a Nicolas Cage fan?"

"I'm not. You are."

Scott didn't say anything.

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Smurfy — 2004-12-17T06:12:52-05:00

Happy 16th birthday, smurfy.

Yes, thankyou.

I'll be too busy to remember how old I am.

Le sigh!

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Smurfy — 2004-12-17T11:12:10-05:00

I need a new hobby.

Like having a life!

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Smurfy — 2004-12-18T04:12:04-05:00

How to make a SMURFY

Ingredients:
3 parts friendliness
5 parts humour
3 parts leadership

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Hurray for stuff!

FORGET ABOUT IT

Smurfy — 2004-12-19T09:12:54-05:00

I think I'm in a rut. I've come to the conclusion that I get stuck in my ways...ish. So, since the beggining of 9th grade, for about two years, I go through the same lunch line, and get the sum sub, every day. I drink the same chocolate milk, sit in the same spot, with the same people, every day. After I eat, I walk the same way, every day. Then I walk around and talk to the same people. Every day.

When I go to the movies, I sit in the same section, and the same side. When I go to ANY resturaunt, I get the same food. When I play games, I play them the same way. When I buy things, I buy the same brands, the same kind. I haven't had any soda other then mountain dew since the whole sundroop craze of early 2004. (may).

I lay down the same way, I watch the same TV channels, the same shows,

You know.

I need to change,

and I don't mean my pants.

Maybe the shirt

But not these pants.

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Smurfy — 2004-12-20T04:12:25-05:00

Let me telly uo a little bit about my civics exam.

Later.

After reading the cast list for anything goes, I know pretty soon, I'm screwed

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Smurfy — 2004-12-20T09:12:16-05:00

So I get home and the water pipes have frozen from the wellhouse, so smurfy is summoned to go up the road and fill buckets of water up at grandma's well, you know, at 9:30 at night. It was cold.

Then we had to drive prepp-o sister back up the road so she could take her 5th shower of the week, et cetera.

But let me tell you something, it is one of the most astoundingly beautiful night skies I have ever seen that is out tonight. I mean GORGEOUS. It was worth standing outside for 10 minutes in the numbing wind just to lookat it.

so beautiful.

The year in Review.

Smurfy — 2004-12-20T10:12:13-05:00

1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?

I said, hey, you know what? I'm going to date SOMEONE. Then I didn't.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
No. I broke them within, um, I'd say 12 hours. Yep. Always do.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
hmm... I'm thinking..um.. I think they did.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Yes. March 23rd.

5. What countries did you visit?
None.
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
hahahahahahahaha. A relationship!? HAHA! Smurfy you crack you up.
7. What date(s) from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
March 23rd, um..The date for STRIKE, (that sunday), ground zero, for a variety of reasons, those of nostalgia, reminiscience, hope, silence, fear, and a whole lot of stuff.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
RocketMan.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Everything else. Also the remote control massacre.
10. Did you suffer any illness or injury?
Not this time.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
Tales Of Symphonia.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Jeez, I dunno.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Mine.
14. Where did most of your money go?
Too crap like "SPYHUNTER"
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?

Kill Bill volume 2, parties, things that never materialized. (TWO SUNDAYS AGO)
16. What song/s will always remind you of 2004?
The Freshmen, Knockin on heaven's door, Bad Karma, Stand by me (oasis), Desperado
17. Compared to this time last year, you are:

Wiser, taller, fatter, alot better off.

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Un-singleing.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
This.
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Doing my usual round of self-induced saddness, playing Donkey Konga.
22. Did you fall in love in 2004?
I tried too. It never turns out to be mutual, you know.
23. How many one-night stands?
Nah.
24. What was your favorite TV program?
Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Um,....No, probably not. Kind of. No.
26. What was the best book you read?
Thats a tough one. Legion right now is turning out alright. That or..um.. Dark Vision or whatever
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?

Warren Zevon, the eagles

28. What did you want and get?

I wanted a few good movies. I got..um..one.
29. What did you want and not get?

A relationship.
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Besides RocketMan: THE ULTIMATE HERO, um, Kill bill(s), all those friggin crazy awesome zombie movies, Exorcist 3

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I did nothing, I turned 16.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
A lot of of...stuff.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
"Smurfy"
34. What kept you sane?
My observationalism, um...other people who were looking to ME for sanity...(which I kind of suck at)
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Romero (for some reason) Tarentino..
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
The election.
37. Who did you miss?
My grandpa, a few people no one knows.
38. Who was the best new person you met?

I met alot of new people this year. Alot. I guess...I re-met some people too. The best people I met this year are like...Brooke...Brittany..Michelle Cohen (I re-met her) other michelle, blake..um..jeez..some freshmen I can stand a little bit, Erin with the hair erin, short sara, katie, Lucy, lizzy, a few others I've forgotten, and will hate myself for forgetting in a few minutes.
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004:
Just shut the heck up smurfy. That's an invaluable one right there.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
"You gotta let somebody love you, before it's too late"

Trust me, I'm no walrus.

Smurfy — 2004-12-22T02:12:21-05:00

Exam's over, school out, All I have planned now is a huge 10 paragraph entry on how the year went, and all that reminiscient jazz.

Oh it's gonna be a good one.

"It's a wonderful life, isn't it Kinderman?"

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Smurfy — 2004-12-22T02:12:45-05:00

Note to self: Aim VoiceChat sessions with northerners may/ will cause acute paranoia on both ends, due to extreme accents.

FEAR THE SODA.

(haha, melissa)

Check list.

Smurfy — 2004-12-22T09:12:19-05:00

Frogs? Yes. AWESOME movie.

Horror? No. TERRIBLE movie.

The Smurfy is a Psycho Super-Show: MEGA EDITION? Never seeing light of day again.

Tommorow: Make it, or BRAKE it smurfy.

Smurfy — 2004-12-22T10:12:38-05:00

Going for my license tommorow.

I can do everything except not speed.

Which I imagine is probably not going to make those drivers ed guys pretty happy.

Today

Smurfy — 2004-12-23T03:12:14-05:00

Boy was today something.

I was awkaened this morning at 10:20 by my sisters new Tamagotchi, which had taken a crap about 20 times and was screaming in pain. I quicly saved his life, and turned the sound off, then tried to go back to sleep. All I could do was think, so I decided to get up and go to work on my face. So, after spending an hour getting ready, I walked around,a te some pop-tarts, and it came time to depart for my license.

When I made it to the DMV, I found out you couldn't get a road test between 12 and 2, so there was a decision made to go to mcdonalds, and so I did. Cutting off two cars, turning into the wrong parking lot, and hitting 2 curbs later (it felt awkward), I managed to make it into mcdonalds. Then I noticed something wrong with my shirt. Then I recalled.

Earlier that morning, before I left, I realized my window had been down.

For 2 days.

So, I had a good deal fo water there, in my car. I had to dry off the inside, and I had brushed against the ...rusty..seatbelt part. And it rusted. On my shirt.

Which explained the large marks all over it. So I just decided to wear it backwards(sdrawkcab) the rest of the day!

And I did!

So, after waiting in McDonalds and watching the police woman in the table across from me play with her happy meal toy for awhile, we drove back.

This time, without almost causing 7 individual wrecks.

"Any moving violations in the last 6 months?"

"Nope...none"

"Any citations at all?"

"Not one"

"Good..good...::continues typing::"

As I sat idly, while S. U. WOOTEN continued to tpye away, she then said..

"Alright, go on over to your car and we'll get started. I'll be out shortly."

So, I went out, climbed in, and turned it on, listening to "Hot for Teacher" by Van Halen, I decided, was not a good thing. So I cut off the radio. That was fate there, it tried to screw me over once again, but I caught it that time. I caught it.

S. U. WOOTEN requested that I turn on my signals, break lights, and horn while she stood outside. You know how that is.

So, after a short road test, we went back in, signed the signature card, got the worst drivers license picture ever, and rode back home.

Where I started doing this.

Hot for teacher my foot.

So, in other words, yeah, I got my license.

Thanks for what you taught me, Mr Elliott.

Festivus Explained

Smurfy — 2004-12-23T04:12:13-05:00

BonziBuddyX: Happy Festivus, Smurfy!
Raining SkyFire: Woah! Festivus!
Raining SkyFire: never heard that one
BonziBuddyX: You've.. never heard.. of Festivus?
BonziBuddyX: Alright, here's the story.
Raining SkyFire: Let's have it
BonziBuddyX: Many Christmases ago, our founder, Frank Costanza, went to buy a doll for his son.
BonziBuddyX: He reached for the last one they had, but so did another man.
Raining SkyFire: ...
Raining SkyFire: Oh my
BonziBuddyX: As he RAINED BLOWS upon him, he realized..
BonziBuddyX: There had to be another way.
Raining SkyFire: Did this involve
Raining SkyFire: Arnold.
BonziBuddyX: Who the hell is Arnold?
Raining SkyFire: Thsi sounds strangley like Jingle All The Way
BonziBuddyX: No. You're an idiot.
BonziBuddyX: Anyway, the doll, obviously, was destroyed.
BonziBuddyX: But, out of it, a new holiday was born..
BonziBuddyX: A FESTIVUS.. for the rest of us!

BonziBuddyX: To celebrate Festivus, you need to set up an aluminum pole. No trees. Tinsel is too distracting.
BonziBuddyX: Then, at the Festivus dinner, you have the Airing of the Grievances. Where you tell all your friends and family how they have DISSAPOINTED YOU in the past year.
BonziBuddyX: And after that, comes..
BonziBuddyX: The feats of strength.
Raining SkyFire: No way

Raining SkyFire: You need to have the tiberian orchestra playing sduring this
BonziBuddyX: During what?
Raining SkyFire: this whole THING
BonziBuddyX: You mean, Festivus?
Raining SkyFire: Yes.
BonziBuddyX: Oh, no.
Raining SkyFire: Fesitivus.
BonziBuddyX: That would just distract from the true meaning of Festivus.

Raining SkyFire: What is the true meaning of festivus?

BonziBuddyX: ...
BonziBuddyX: :: slap ::
BonziBuddyX: Don't ever ask such a stupid question.

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Smurfy — 2004-12-23T07:12:05-05:00

I need another update for today. Deal with it.

[01.] Who are you?
[02.] Are we friends?
[03.] When and how did we meet?
[04.] How have I affected you?
[05.] What do you think of me?
[06.] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[07.] How long do you think we will be friends?
[08.] Do you like me?
[09.] Would you date me?
[10.] Would you kiss me?
[11.] Would you hug me?
[12.] Physically, what stands out?
[13.] Emotionally, what stands out?
[14.] Do you wish I was cooler?
[15.] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[16.] Am I lovable?
[17.] How long have you known me?
[18.] Describe me in one word.
[19.] What was your first impression?
[20.] Do you still think that way about me now?
[21.] What do you think my weakness is?
[22.] Do you think I'll get married?
[23.] What makes me happy?
[24.] What makes me sad?
[25.] What reminds you of me?
[26.] If you could give me anything what would it be?
[27.] How well do you know me?
[28.] When's the last time you saw me?
[29.] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[30.] Are you going to put this on your LJ and see what I say about you?

Thats right. I'm doing THIS post.

First of it's kind on my blog!

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Smurfy — 2004-12-24T05:12:08-05:00

WHERE'S THE LLAMA, NED?!*

*Obscure reference.

Legion, festivus, and the unexplained holiday.

Smurfy — 2004-12-24T10:12:10-05:00

Yeah, that's right. I made up the obscure reference.

And also, I discovered this.

TV NEWS

'Festivus' Shares Space With Fla. Nativity

By SARA KENNEDY

BARTOW, Fla. (AP) - When a church group put a nativity scene on public property, officials warned it might open the door to other religious - and not-so-religious - displays. They were right.

Since the nativity was erected in Polk County, displays have gone up honoring Zoroastrianism and the fake holiday Festivus, featured on the TV show ``Seinfeld.''

The Polk County Commission voted 4-1 Wednesday to permit the nativity scene to remain across the street from the courthouse, as well as to make that area a ``public forum'' open to any type of display.

But the commission insisted that unless someone claims a particular display and submits a written request asking it remain, it would be removed. By Wednesday evening, no one had claimed the Festivus display, and the commission said it would come down; a woman claimed the Zoroastrianism display, which was to stay.

The debate began Dec. 15 when a handmade creche with the figures of Joseph, Mary and baby Jesus was erected by a Bible study group from the First Baptist Church of Bartow.

``The real spirit of Christmas is the birth of Christ,'' said Marvin Pittman, a retired law enforcement officer and parishioner. ``We felt it needs to be in the public eye, so we did it.''

Other displays are fine, too, he said, adding, ``If somebody wants to do that, it's their right.''

And true to form, the site almost immediately sprouted alternative displays, including a simple sign that reads: ``Festivus for the Rest of Us - Donated to Polk County by the Seinfeld Fan Club.''

The display, a reference to the fake holiday featured on an episode of the television sitcom, did not include the totem of Festivus - a bare aluminum pole instead of a tree. Key rituals of Festivus include accusing others of being a disappointment and wrestling.

Another display celebrating Zoroastrianism was erected by Stella Darby, who wanted to encourage people to research the ancient Persian religion.

Richard Blank, a member of the American Civil Liberties Union, objected to the nativity scene's presence on public property, arguing it violates the constitutional separation of church and state.

``The nativity scene is totally celebratory of the birth of Christ,'' he said. ``Not everyone subscribes to that, and those who do should put it on their own property.''

But a board member who voted to allow the creche as part of the ``public forum'' disagreed with Blank. ``A group had asked to display a scene important to their beliefs; I felt we shouldn't suppress their right to do so,'' said Commissioner Samuel K. Johnson.

Now,

I still have no idea on the whole fesitvus thing, but I tell you.

It's makin' some crazy stuff happen.

"That's right," said Kindermanm

"We are The Angel. We are the bearer of light"

Now, let me tell you.

Legion, is probably one of the best books I've ever read.

OMG SPOILER ALERT ***************...

Smurfy — 2004-12-24T10:12:01-05:00

Merry Chris'maz, ladeh's and gentlemen.

To celebrate, we have a seasonal smurfy header.

FOILST I SAY!

Smurfy — 2004-12-25T06:12:34-05:00

Ladies and gentlemen, I now possess

THE MEMORIZZLE

KATE! Thou hast been FOILST!

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Smurfy — 2004-12-25T09:12:58-05:00

Sara and Katie made a postcard of smurfy.

This is peculiar, ladies and gentlemen.

Why IS America falling in love with lindsay lohan, smurfy?

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Smurfy — 2004-12-27T03:12:05-05:00

Now, picture this.

A Charlie Chaplin...ZOMBIE movie.

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Smurfy — 2004-12-27T10:12:27-05:00

Life according to dawn of the dead (2004)

Dead mother= Zombie babies.

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Smurfy — 2004-12-27T11:12:05-05:00

And that header is going to stay there for weeks, get over it megan.

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Smurfy — 2004-12-30T05:12:03-05:00

All's I have to say, you know, is that I'm back. My body at least. My mind, you see, was lost along the way. A few years ago.

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Smurfy — 2004-12-30T08:12:48-05:00

Boy do I have some stories to tell!

I'll get to them as soon as I get over this lazy streak I seem to have falle---

::leaves::

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Smurfy — 2004-12-30T08:12:06-05:00

And I FIXED the header. GOOD HEAVENS.

Michelle: Why I hate acrobatics.

Smurfy — 2004-12-30T10:12:48-05:00

Raining SkyFire: Why don't you see if you
Raining SkyFire: can walk on your hands
minkie schminkie: b/c i already know i cant
minkie schminkie: and i like my body in one piece
Raining SkyFire: Michelle
Raining SkyFire: you're never going anywhere if you have a bad attitude about things like acrobatics
minkie schminkie: yes i am
minkie schminkie: i was scarred for life as a child
Raining SkyFire: Please
Raining SkyFire: let me indulge myself by asking how you were scarred
minkie schminkie: SCARRED FOR LIFE
Raining SkyFire: O_O
Raining SkyFire: MY!
Raining SkyFire: Yes
minkie schminkie: jordan was too
Raining SkyFire: add that
Raining SkyFire: really?
minkie schminkie: indeed
Raining SkyFire: Please, let me hear of this scarring
minkie schminkie: when i was merely a child
Raining SkyFire: Yes, yes
minkie schminkie: at that impressionable age of... idk, like youngish
minkie schminkie: my eldist sister
minkie schminkie: became a gymnast
minkie schminkie: jordan and i
minkie schminkie: have little or no physical skill at the time
minkie schminkie: and certainly not enough to do stupid flips
minkie schminkie: were plagued
minkie schminkie: seeing as
Raining SkyFire: XD
minkie schminkie: anytime our friends came over, they were forced into the backyard to watch leigh's newest routine, and they for some reason liked it and leigh liked it b/c she got attention as was a huge showoff
minkie schminkie: and not only this
minkie schminkie: but once she made the team
minkie schminkie: we were dragged across the state of wisconsin
minkie schminkie: forced to listen to that stupid music for the floor routine over and over
Raining SkyFire: XD
Raining SkyFire: hahahaha
minkie schminkie: and then we'd have to switch rooms for different events
minkie schminkie: and the stupid competitions
minkie schminkie: would last all freaking day!!
Raining SkyFire: You're KIDDING me
minkie schminkie: and we'd have to pack up some toys and cling to our meager chances at entertainment to narrowly escape death\
minkie schminkie: and they were ALL the time
minkie schminkie: and we'd leave early in the morning
Raining SkyFire: ew
minkie schminkie: and get back late at night
Raining SkyFire: early is TERRIBLE
minkie schminkie: and once when we got back late
minkie schminkie: we had parked in a parking garage and forgot where the car was
minkie schminkie: and it was really creepy
minkie schminkie: and so jordan and i
minkie schminkie: would watch as leigh accepted zillions of metals
minkie schminkie: and put them on that ugly panda bear
minkie schminkie: and flaunt them
minkie schminkie: and those less fortunate and less talented
Raining SkyFire: Oh boy, Leigh is reading all of this isn't she?
minkie schminkie: namely myself
minkie schminkie: would sit back and cry internally
minkie schminkie: for their ruined childhood years
minkie schminkie: the end

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Smurfy — 2004-12-31T07:12:56-05:00

....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

American Smurfy Odyessy: 2004

Smurfy — 2004-12-31T10:12:16-05:00

The Year of The Blog

And I italicized it, deal with it, sucka.

A year, a year, a year. In this short span of 366 days ( It was definetelly a leap year), I've watched friendships dissapear, new bridges formed, pacts created, lies attempted, pain fulfilled, and much more. I've learned the true value of freindship, and the true pain of losing them. I've learned that people are all too fragile, and life is much too short.

In a manner of months, I feel that I, myself, have grown more, in this short span of 366 days, then any other time in my life. Not that I don't have more to achieve. And yet, in a way, I really haven't changed at all. I'm still the same guy, the same old nickname, the same pointless circular thoughts, full of the same circular conversation. But, what defines your growth is how you percieve your past. If you can look back on the year and say, "I wouldn't have done that any differently", then what you have is lack of understanding. If you've grown any, there's always something you would do different, something you would look back on with wondering eyes, trying to think of way things could have been different. I made my share of mistakes. I'm the first to admit that. Harming people, seeing people harmed, the year was full of this. I watched close friends break apart, learn to be around new people, learn to adapt.

And surely, I did the same. I, again, made my mistakes. But what is important, is that I would change them. And I have. It took a long time for me to see what I did to so many people, and I tried, I suppose in some cases with great delay, to rectify what I had done. But this is important. Maturity comes with experience, as does wisdom. Growing wise is a side effect of a combination of learning, growing, and experiencing. Point being, I'm alot "Wiser" now then I was a year ago. But I am by no means as wise as I will become. We're arriving into 2005. A whole other group of 365 days, over 8000 hours. Thats a whole lot of time to spend, and I'm bound to make mistakes. other people are bound to hurt others, we're not even guranteed we'll live to see the next year end.

But, you know, the point is, that I can look back into THIS year, back into the things I HAVE been through, and realize how much things change, and how little you can do to stop it. I'm glad things happened the way they did. But, without a second thought, if I could, I would change them. To all my friends, my old comrades, my despised and respected enemies,

Happy New Year.

-Smurfy.

Stuff.

Smurfy — 2005-01-01T03:01:55-05:00

Katie: Smurfy, I'm going to SHOOT you. REALLY REALLY HARD.

OmGlTzJaNe: Yeh i hear u
Raining SkyFire: So, today, I just drove around in the smurfmobile for awhile, bought soem sundrop, and drove to some old big field and slept in the shade for about an hour.
OmGlTzJaNe: lol ur sooo strange... why didnt ya hit up a party or somthin
Raining SkyFire: Pshhh
Raining SkyFire: Smurfy?
OmGlTzJaNe: Yeh... i c ur point
OmGlTzJaNe: ok... lemme re phrase
OmGlTzJaNe: why didnt ya hit up a study group or somethin

Day meets Year

Smurfy — 2005-01-01T07:01:22-05:00

Well. Today started out innocent enough. ..Then..it..sort of stayed that way. Ish.

Ish.

So, we arrive at "CRACKER BARREL", and I decide to get the same thing I always get every tiem we go there, which is the maple pancakes. Three. So good. So very very good. While I was cutting my pancakes, drinking Mr. Pibb, I recieved a frightning hug and a SMURFYYYYYYY! Now, this kind of happens often so I wasn't to surprised, but then i turned around,a nd behold, it was tiffany brock! Hadn't seen her since the day after graduation last year. So, after a breif conversation and several more hugs, she left, and I felt happy, because it had been so long. She's still tiffany. She's..just..um...taller maybe?

Nah. She wasn't.

Anyway, I continued with my pancakes.

(Also, during this time, I ran into Shepherd)

I left, and, still, tiffany was on the porch, on the rocking chairs, with..I guess he was her grandfather, i saw him before. I said, as I walked by, it was good to see her, and that I hope it would be soon when i spoke to her again..then I walked more and turned back,

before another year passes. I thought it was kind of dramatic, and cool, then I fell. Hit the van.

Poor thing.

It's a smurfy thing, you know.

So then we left. And came home. And then I left, you know, in the smurfmobile. it was so HUNGRY. the poor fellow needed gas. So I drove to the Exxon. And there, I discoevered to my dismay, that the gas tank I was uing would not work. I started kicking it, and people were making weird faces, so I just reversed backwards into another tankish section. That one worked....it was just very slow. Maybe it was tricking me. Anyway, after paying $16.00 of my not-that-hard earned money, I left for food lion. For absolutely no reason whatsoever. Just wanted to drive.

And I did!

And I bought some mighty fine sundrop soda, mighty fine.

I then drove back to my house, I had nowhere else to dawdle at. But instead, I decided to drive into the old field on my road, and parked in it. I broke out a sundrop, and walked past the hill, to the backside, where it was shady. I then took a good hour long nap, and drove back home. Where I was forced into labor, a man-slave, raking leaves and burning them for, oh man, an hour maybe. I like raking leaves. It's....rewarding. Because after you work, you get to burn the little devils.

Then, you know. Stuff happened, walked the dachsund, solved a mystery involving a mailbox letter and a strange IM, I quote Legion 600 times, Found some wiggy songs, and ended up here. Typing in this forsaken blog.

Let this be a lesson, to all next-door neighbors, to never, ever, care, about the children.

(Is that the end?)

Been a fool, been a clown
Lost my way from up and down
And I know, yes I know
And I see it in your eyes
That you really weren't suprised at me at all
Not at all
And I know by your smile it's you.

Don't care for me, don't cry
Let's say goodbye, Adieu.
It's time to say goodbye, I know that in time
It will just fade away, it's time to say goodbye.

I stand alone, and watch you fade away like clouds
High up and in the sky
I'm strong and so cold
As I stand alone
Goodbye, So long, Adieu.

Oh how I love you so, lost in those memories
And now you've gone
I feel the pain, feeling like a fool, Adieu

My love for you burns deep
Inside me, so strong
Embers of times we had
And now here I stand lost in a memory
I see your face and smile.

Oh how I love you so, lost in those memories
And now you've gone
I feel the pain, feeling like a fool, Adieu

My love for you burns deep
Inside me, so strong
Embers of times we had
And now here I stand lost in a memory
I see your face and smile.

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Smurfy — 2005-01-02T01:01:33-05:00

Man, is this some good weather we're having lately or WHAT!

I want to go drive with the wndows rolled down.

NEW! FROM THE GUY WHO MAKES THE WORST MS PAINT HEADERS EVER!

Smurfy — 2005-01-02T02:01:57-05:00

Behold, The space-time-continuum has taken over the header.

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Smurfy — 2005-01-02T08:01:52-05:00

There. I fixed the header.

You crazy children.

Mink Vs. The Ploo: EPIC DUEL OF THE HAIR

Smurfy — 2005-01-03T12:01:01-05:00

Be forewarned. The follow chat log makes no sense. To anyone. Not even us.

NOT EVEN US.

Raining SkyFire: minkie schminkie: and thats the end of my story
minkie schminkie: i told you it was long
Raining SkyFire: hahaha
minkie schminkie: Raining SkyFire [12:31 AM]: It seems michelle has a bigger mouth then usual
Raining SkyFire: That was the best story ever.
Raining SkyFire: Wooooooops
Raining SkyFire: Did I reeeeally say that?
Raining SkyFire: BAD JORDAN
Raining SkyFire: BAD BAD BAD
Jordypup:
Raining SkyFire: Yeah, pink frown face
Jordypup: im sorry
Jordypup: she begged me
Raining SkyFire: Badddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Raining SkyFire: Bad bad bad
Raining SkyFire: She's a sly little mink
Raining SkyFire: hahahaha
Raining SkyFire: minkie schminkie: now she's mad at me!
minkie schminkie: because your mad at her!
minkie schminkie: because im mad at you!
Jordypup: hahaha
Jordypup: AH! the CIRCLE!
Raining SkyFire: hahahahaha
Raining SkyFire: minkie schminkie: morgan did you send jordan what i sent you what she sent me what you sent her?
Raining SkyFire: Well
Raining SkyFire: this is rather intresting
Jordypup: hahha
Jordypup: im so confused!!
Raining SkyFire: we are making a chat room! it will solve everything

Five minutes later

Raining SkyFire: oh, that didnt solve ANYTHING
Jordypup: im sorry
Raining SkyFire: Now we're just confused and QUIET
Raining SkyFire: and you're BLEEDING
Jordypup: i know
Jordypup: because michelle's violent and malicious
Raining SkyFire: Oh, I know, I've been beaten before.
Raining SkyFire: ..by the mink

_______

You have just entered room "Chat 18287774783286825670."
Jordypup has entered the room.
Raining SkyFire: Ha!
Raining SkyFire: The confusion shall END!
Raining SkyFire: where that mink
Jordypup: i think she declined your invitation
Raining SkyFire: I asked her 4 more times
Raining SkyFire: Oh, and I'll keep asking
Raining SkyFire: shell give in
Raining SkyFire: ...
Raining SkyFire: U_U
Jordypup: hmm i dont think she will
Raining SkyFire: I'm going to kill her dumb buddy icon,
Raining SkyFire: then she's coming in here
Jordypup: HHAHA
minkie schminkie has entered the room.
Raining SkyFire: THERE
Raining SkyFire: hahaha!
Raining SkyFire: Ch-ch-ch-check it out.
Jordypup: She's here
Raining SkyFire: No more confusion
Raining SkyFire: ever
Raining SkyFire: I noticed
Raining SkyFire: I smelled the minky smell
Raining SkyFire: Oh, she told me shes not talking
Raining SkyFire: Jordan,
Raining SkyFire: TICKLE her.
Raining SkyFire: Quickly.
Raining SkyFire: It's needed
Raining SkyFire: Shoot
Raining SkyFire: it's not working
minkie schminkie: puh
minkie schminkie: no touchy
Jordypup: she hit me!
Raining SkyFire: There
Raining SkyFire: hahahaha
Jordypup: abuse!!
Raining SkyFire: Michelle has so much PROWESS
Raining SkyFire: Are you BLEEDING jordan?
Jordypup: yes
minkie schminkie: CHYEAH
Raining SkyFire: SNAP!
minkie schminkie: how could she not be
Raining SkyFire: Michelle, stop biting.\
minkie schminkie: stop the faiting! i can't take the faiting!
Raining SkyFire: ....O_o
Raining SkyFire: Faw...W..Wha!?
Raining SkyFire: GAH!
Raining SkyFire: JORDANS DEAD
Raining SkyFire: Michelle, you..
Raining SkyFire: Sick..
Raining SkyFire: You ate her, didn't you.
Raining SkyFire: Gah
Raining SkyFire: you both self-destructed, I dunno.
Raining SkyFire: Anyway
Raining SkyFire: this didn't solve any confusion
Raining SkyFire: minkie schminkie: morgan did you send jordan what i sent you what she sent me what you sent her?
Raining SkyFire: like that
Raining SkyFire: ...
Raining SkyFire: terrible.
Jordypup: hahaha
minkie schminkie: hullo
Jordypup: HI!
Raining SkyFire: Well, that was fun
Raining SkyFire: Hello to YOU
Jordypup: welcome to chat 18287774783286825670
OnlineHost: Raining SkyFire rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 3
Raining SkyFire: Can jordan do THAT
OnlineHost: Raining SkyFire rolled 15 999-sided dice: 513 67 502 19 941 113 983 580 225 795 356 494 949 813 361
Raining SkyFire: I think NOT
Jordypup: huuuuh?
Raining SkyFire: Michelle, you first.
minkie schminkie: jordan, what have you done?
minkie schminkie: im so confused
Raining SkyFire: wait
minkie schminkie: its all your fault
Raining SkyFire: CRAP
Raining SkyFire: YEAH
Raining SkyFire: JORDANS FAULT
minkie schminkie: you and your big hair
Raining SkyFire: O_O
Raining SkyFire: she has big hair?
Raining SkyFire: Awwwwwwwwwwwww
Raining SkyFire: ^_^_^_^_^_^
Raining SkyFire: <3
Jordypup: owwie
Jordypup: i cant help it that i have big hair
Raining SkyFire: Maybe michelles jealous?
Jordypup: JEALOUS
Raining SkyFire: Oh, SNAp
Raining SkyFire: Michelle got owned
minkie schminkie: i like having smaller hair
Raining SkyFire: Oh, well
Raining SkyFire: Nice comeback
minkie schminkie: because my ears hurt les
Jordypup: hehe O:-)
minkie schminkie: s
Raining SkyFire: Wait
Raining SkyFire: how does hair..
Raining SkyFire: Huirt ears?
Jordypup: when you tuck it behind your ears
Jordypup: or when i do
Jordypup: it stretches them all out of shape
Raining SkyFire: Oh, it sounds terrible
Raining SkyFire: Good heavens, your poor ears
Raining SkyFire: Michelle must be right
Jordypup: because my hair is too big and my ears are too close to my head
Raining SkyFire: The ploo, the ploo. Her ears!
minkie schminkie: hahaha
Raining SkyFire: hahahaha
Raining SkyFire: Boy, that was classy.
Raining SkyFire: Michelles going to make fun of you now
Raining SkyFire: ....Ish
minkie schminkie: not really
Raining SkyFire: by the way
Raining SkyFire: this whole THING
Raining SkyFire: is going on the blog
minkie schminkie: ive heard it allll before
Jordypup: the whole thing?
Jordypup: how are you going to do that?
Raining SkyFire: Jordan
Raining SkyFire: Have you ever been to my blog?
Raining SkyFire: It's like, magic.
Raining SkyFire: http://smurfy.mindsay.com
Raining SkyFire: plus it has a cool header pic.
Jordypup: hah yes ive seen it
Raining SkyFire: Oh, well
Raining SkyFire: You watch
Raining SkyFire: I'm posting this bunch of crazed maniacal nonsense on there now

no subject

Smurfy — 2005-01-03T03:01:05-05:00

What the heck am I doing online at 3?

..Can YOU sleep through all those flies in the window?

My resolution, according to geek-foo

Smurfy — 2005-01-03T12:01:43-05:00

And you watch, I will too.

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Generate more bad karma.

Get your resolution here

SHE IS THE WHORE!

Smurfy — 2005-01-03T02:01:29-05:00

sUpEr FuNk oOx: its a musical! crap i cant sing
Raining SkyFire: HAAAA
Raining SkyFire: You can sign 8272782942 times better then I can
sUpEr FuNk oOx: From the creator of Chicago comes this poignant and funny look at the misadventures of an optimistic dance hostess who gives her love to one undeserving man after another. Down but never out, Charity goes through life with wide eyes and big dreams. Includes the hits, “Big Spender”, “If My Friends Could See Me Now”, “Where Am I Going” and more.
sUpEr FuNk oOx: YES! I AM THE WHORE

sUpEr FuNk oOx: do you not understand the amazing concept of my lazinesS? DIDNT THINK YOU SO YOU INTOXICATED SQUEEN!

You're KIDDING me.

Smurfy — 2005-01-03T10:01:40-05:00

I just learned that an hour and a half of RAMPAGE: World Tour only gets you to day 103.

Incidentily, I stopped playing RAMPAGE: World Tour after day 104.

SAD: THE NEW HAPPY

Smurfy — 2005-01-04T11:01:16-05:00

I think I have "SAD". Seasonal Affective Disrder. The winter blues, those things. Symptoms include Lethargy (I'm there), Increased appetite, weight change,And a loss of interest in activites (Look at my last few blog entries! 5 or 6 sentences.)

Stupid winter.

If anything, I'm happy with the weather anyway.

Thank you, Mr. Ray Hogan. "THE STAMFORD ADVOCATE"!

Deal with it. I'm bored.

Smurfy — 2005-01-04T12:01:14-05:00

What is your name? Smurfy
Spell your name backwards: Yfrums
Date of birth: 12/18/88
Astrological sign: Saggitarius

Height: 5'6
Where do you reside now? Lewisvilleish
Age: 16
Screen names: Raining SkyFire, Ultra SmurfyBot, Super SmurfyBot, KingMelt, RetroZapper
E-mail addy: Smurfy@triad.rr.com
What does your screen name stand for? Absolutely nothing, not a single one of them. I'm just an idiot, and that's that.
Pets: a dog, 5 cats, a bird, fish, ...Goats
Shoe size: 12.
Righty or lefty? righto.
Wearing: Shorts, my plaid..ish shirt, and the tan one under it. And a class ring. And one sock.

Hearing: "Can't get enough of you baby- Smash Mouth" And that bird.

. . . F a m i L y S t u F f. . .
How many siblings do you have? One.
What are your parents names? James, Tracee.
What are your siblings names? ...Ariana
How many siblings does your mother have? 1
How many siblings does your father have? 2
Where are your parents from? My dad's from here, Mom's from here.
Does your family get together for holidays? Allllll the time. Rednecks do that. Ish.
Any medical problems run through your family? Cancer, alzheimers.

Does someone in your family wear a toupee? Not on the stewart side.
Do you have any nieces or nephews? Nope.
Are your parents divorced? no
Do you have step parents? nope.
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? no, not once.
Did some of your family come to America from another country? Generations back, yes.

. . . M u s i C S t u F f. . .
What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Bad Karma, Warren Zevon
What's the most embarrassing cd you own? "Pokemon- 2 B A Master"

What's the best cd you own? Um....Gah, Smash Mouth.
What song do you absolutely hate? whew...um..It's rap, but no idea what song.
Do you sing in the shower? Why not?
What song reminds you of that special someone? um... Goodnight Julia.

. . . F a v O r i T e S. . .
Color: Blue.
Food: Pasta, Chilli, um,.... Burgers, food that makes my arteries cry.
Song: ABBA- Money, Money, Money

Show: Conan!
School subject: Theater.
Band/singer: Smash mouth

Animal: Dogs.

Radio station: 92.3, 100.3, 106.5....Plus, many more!
Movie: Office Space
Pair of shoes: My um...Dr. Scholls.

Drink: Moutain Dew LiveWire, Sundrop, Cheerwine.
Alcholic drink: I'll pass.
Holiday: hmmm.... Not sure.

Pizza topping: pepperoni
Website: Http://cube.ign.com

Number: 14
Cereal: Lucky Charms!
Dessert: Anything. Anything.
Disney character: Die, survey.
Pastime: Video Games, this blog of mine.
Carnival game/ride: That new one at our fair that's like dropzone, "Kraken" at sea world...
Candy bar: 3 musketeers
Things to do on the weekend: Sleep, not work.
Hot drink: Hot chocolate
Season: In the middle of summer and fall.
Sport to watch: Football.
Person to talk to online: Anyone who can actually type.

What color are your sheets? Blue
What color are your bedroom walls? Blue
Do you have posters on your wall? No, I used to, but not since I repainted
If so of what? Later.
Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Absolutely.
How many pillows are on your bed? 2
What do you normally sleep in? jean shorts, tshirt
How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? One, and a small midget.

What color is the carpet in your room? Blue

. . . H a v 3 Y 0 u 3 v e R. . .(Good lord, who wrote this?)
Mooned anyone? Yeah.

Been on a diet? ....No.
Been to a foreign country? Yeah..
Broken a bone? Nope
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? ..O_o...No.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No.
Told a secret you swore not to tell? Kind of.
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Don't quite get you there, survey?

Been on tv? 3 or 4 times.
Been on the radio? twice.
Been in a mosh pit? ish
Been to a concert? Not really
Dated one of your best friends? No.
Deceive somebody close to you? All the time

Been to a rodeo? No

Been on an airplane? No.

Got to ride on a firetruck? No.
Came close to dying? Twice.
Cheated on a bf/gf? No.
Gave someone a piggy back ride? Ha, TONI!

Felt like you didn't belong? Alll the time.
Felt like the 3rd wheel? Often.
Had your tonsils removed? No.
Gone to camp? Boyscout daycamp, yeah
Written a love letter? ..Ish.
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? Kind of.
Slow danced with someone you love? No.
Stolen a kiss? No.
Asked a friend for relationship advice? Not intentioanlly.
Had a friend steal your bf/gf? HAD to? O_o...No.
Had to wear a uniform to work? No work.
Won a trophy? 2001 Yankees, NWFALL champions. There's alot of story there. Alot.
Roasted pumpkin seeds? No.
. . .R a m d o m . . .
Do you play any sports? I played baseball for one and a half seasons.
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? ...Horror.
What is your dream car? The smurfmobile, which I already have
Do you think you're good looking? Sometimes
Do others think you are good looking? Bad ego, bad.
How many rooms do you have in your house? um...::counts:: 10.
Are you afraid of roller coasters? Absolutely Not.
Do you own a pool table? Used to.
Do you have a pool? Used to.
Ever wished on a shooting star? No.
Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Brooke's party, Dr Freakenstien.
Do you carry any weapons on you? Besides...um..No.

Future daughters name: Not quite sure.

Future sons names: Charlie, Wiley, Avery, Lindsay (all my grandfathers)

What is your ideal way to die? Tragically, in a heroic manner, with a long soliloquey.
How do you release stress? Go away.
Are you a trendy person? hahahahaha. No.
Are you an artistic person? artsy, yes, artisitc, no.
Are you a realistic person? Sometimes
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? No
Are you a strong person? Sometimes
What is your greatest accomplishment? Rocketman: The ultimate hero
Do you like to burn candles or incense? Terrible. No.
Worst feeling in the world? Loneliness.
Are you in love right now? Not anymore.
If so, with who? Lies.
What's your favorite phrase? What will be, will be.

The way to a zombie's heart is through his brain.

Smurfy — 2005-01-04T10:01:55-05:00

Lounge Against The Machine.

And are any of you aware that the remake of "Dawn of the dead" has, quite possibly, the best opening credits scene since "William Shakespeares Romeo and Juliet"?

Let me tell you what, layering one of Johnny Cash's last songs over broken footage of zombie attacks, and you have one heck of a show coming up.

School: Back in Session, ready to eat you ALIVE.

Smurfy — 2005-01-05T09:01:20-05:00

Well, school was in session again today, and it couldn't have started better. But, you know, by 2nd period I could tell I was on sucky-day-express. Short breaks were presented in the form of theater arts, where we have like, 8 new people. Two new guys in the class. Ghetto looking fellows. That can only be a bad thing. It bothers me, the new people. We need a name for them. Because, you know, they didn't experience any of the things the rest of the class did. Badddd.

Besides that, we got to enjoy on lecture on the importance of minor characters in acting, and listen to kate laugh and cough to death. She knows, yeah, she knows. Sarah and I exchanged a hearty chuckle, knowing kate wanted to flip mrs hubbard off, right there. Right then. RIGHT then. But excluding that, I had to listen to everyone in math class flirt with that stupdi gyu from florida or wherever, while I sat in the corner RELISHING how I managed to fail Biology, AND math exams.

AND.

::bangs his head on the desk:::

In other news, I managed to find "Nectar in a sieve", AND return the excorcist books.

But boy, did it feel good again today. Weatherwise. That's right, there, you crazy socialists. I said I love this weather. LOVE IT.

Woodrow Wilson's release date is so agonizingly close now, it's killing me.

"WELL NOW SMURFY, HYUK, IT'S FIVE LOLOLOL MONTHS AWAY!"

Yeah, I'm looking at you Blake. I'm looking at you. WITH A GUN.

:: points his fingers::

Want some, foo'?!

In other news, school food SUCKS.

3 hours= WASTED.

Smurfy — 2005-01-06T10:01:38-05:00

6:34: I am GOING to be at Rampage: World Tour today, seriously.

9:28: Son of a friggin dirty english salad maker, that was the worst ending ever.

You HAVE to be kidding me, now I have to buy Rampage: Universal Tour? HAHAHAHA!

NEVER.

And lo and behold, Lizzy actually HAS the lounge against the machine album. I'm all over that, fool. Also, speed bumps are the reason we invented mace and hairspray.

STRESS! OH STRESS! We put our BLAME on you!

Smurfy — 2005-01-07T06:01:45-05:00

This has been the longest, most stressful 3 day week of school I've ever gone through. I'm totally wore out...

In other news,

Census Lists Renamed Lake As 'Butthead'

LAKE STEVENS, Wash. (AP) - Someone in the Census Bureau may be watching a little too much MTV. Bevis Lake, a 5.7-acre body of water in a forested area about 25 miles northeast of Seattle, is now appearing in Bureau records with a different name: Butthead Lake.

Those two names - Bevis and Butthead - are almost identical to the 1990s MTV cartoon show ``Beavis and Butt-head,'' which featured a pair of slacker teenagers who watch music videos and make bad jokes.

Someone at the Census Bureau must have gotten bored and made a joke out of naming the lake, said Ken Brown, a land surveyor with the state Department of Natural Resources.

``It's got to be,'' he said.

It's not unusual for small lakes in out-of-the-way places to have different names because of variations in county, state or other official records, but there are no such indications in this case, Brown said.

``That means someone is playing a joke, I think,'' Brown said.

"GAR" roxorz.

Smurfy — 2005-01-07T11:01:52-05:00

You're right, I'm still not going to give you people a legitimate entry. I'm too busy reading up on "Land of the dead", courtesy of Sir Jason. The fourth in the "Night of the living dead" series by Geroge Romero. You know, Night, Dawn, Day, and what was going to be "Twilight", and "Dead reckoning". But, you know, Land works too. The premise you see, is that there is one last human outpost on earth. The zombie's have claimed everything else. All the humans are inside one giant walled city, which keeps out them bad zombies. The outpost is guarded by the tank team, "Dead Reckoning". It sound exotic, you know. It can't be as bad as "Children of the living dead", and it looks much better then "Day of the dead 2: Contagium" I'm a zombie whore. A zombie whore. You hear me? a zombie whore. It's so...SAD... Poor, poor, pitiful me....Hmmm... I'd lay my head on the railroad tracks And wait for the Double "E" But the railroad don't run no more Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me Woe is me Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood I ain't naming names She really worked me over good She was just like Jesse James She really worked me over good She was a credit to her gender She put me through some changes, Lord Sort of like a Waring blender Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me Woe is me Well, I met a girl at the Rainbow bar She asked me if I'd beat her She took me back to the Hyatt House I don't want to talk about it Poor, poor pitiful me Poor, poor pitiful me These young girls won't let me be Lord have mercy on me Woe is me (Well, I met a girl from the Vieux Carre` Down in Yokahama She picked me up and she throwed me down I said, "Please don't hurt me, Mama")

Hot diggity!

Smurfy — 2005-01-08T07:01:04-05:00

Behold! The old mindsay AIM readable feature thing is back. I'm so overjoyed. Ish. You're right, I'm the only person in the entirity of the globe that wanted it back, but, hello, it's there. Funny thing about pizza delivery men. Are they allowed to speak, or do they have computer chips or slave collars that deny this power? Let's review here. A Pizza Hut delivery man comes to the door. The pizza I ordered is here. I look at him and say, Hello! how are you doing! He stares at me, then moves the pizza boxes towards me. I take them and say thanks. Then hand him $23 dollars because I'm a tip-whore. He then sort of leaves. Just, leaves. Just like that.

Odd, you know. The heck witht hat, why did I give him a $3 dollar tip. If you want a tip, Mr. Pizza Hut delivery man, you at least call me an obnoxuious little runt like the Little Ceaser's people do.

In other news, scientists announced today from the CN tower in washington, that weekends are too short.

Incidentally, has anyone ever sent a fax to someone, you know, 23 or 25 times that just reads "YOU SUCK AS A PERSON"? Or otherwise receieved a fax, 23 to 25 times that simply reads "YOU SUCK AS A PERSON"?

Courtesy of Leah

Smurfy — 2005-01-08T09:01:37-05:00

Simply go HERE! http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

It's Good To Talk Smurfy's Blog.

The Smurfy! sign means KEEP MOTORING!

weekend blues

Smurfy — 2005-01-09T08:01:25-05:00

Another weekend full of my parents and I'm going to lose my mind. ...This is too much.

I took some new pictures, they are on my myspace. Check em out

http://profiles.myspace.com/users/7129907

Amy: Well, that looks like checkmate

Luke: Understandably, you cheated.

Amy: And understandably, you lost.

Luke: Lost?

Amy: Yes. Lost.

Luke- I think you’re wrong, Amy. Quite wrong. Because, you see, if I don’t acknowledge that you claim a checkmate, there isn’t a checkmate.

Amy- Just because you ignore the moves, it doesn’t make them disappear.

Luke-It does if I knock over the board.

(Luke knocks over the chess board)

Luke- Now the problem isn’t there. The problem that never was, of course.

Amy- There was no problem for me. And I won.

Luke- You didn’t win. I knocked over the board. The pieces are not in the right places.

Amy- Wait.

(Amy sets the whole board back up)

Amy- We will play again.

Luke- We never played the first time.

Amy- Yes we did.

Luke- There’s no evidence. You just keep saying things.

Amy- You’re a sore loser.

Luke- You’re a propagandist.

Amy- There’s no such word.

Luke- Checkmate. (Luke knocks over the chess board again)

Amy- You’re a very hard person to get along with, Luke.

Luke- And Amy, you’re a filthy liar.

(They sit in silence)

Amy- So you want to play Checkers?

Luke- Yes. Lets.

Noticeable

Smurfy — 2005-01-09T10:01:38-05:00

So I was at lunch friday. I was sitting beside carrie, and the pillowmaker children were as usual, discussing things which are above my level of concentration, right at the level where I zone out and notice that for some reason I'm no longer a straight a student. Then I slam my last half of sub down.

"I'm never eating another one of these stupid sub's again. This is terrible."

Carrie looks at me and says

"Smurfy, shutup. You eat that everyday, and you SAY that, EVERYDAY. You go up there, and you buy the same sub, with the turkey, and the pastuerized cheese, with the chocolate milk, aned the stupid potato chips. And you say, every single day, that it's terrible and you will never eat another one. And then you do, and then you do again, so, stop complaigning, or go through a different line."

"Did you mention the potato chips?" I asked.

"Yes, smurfy, I did. I mentioned the potato chips."

"Is it really that noticeable?"

(The table murmurs)

"Hm...Well maybe I'll eat a ham sub tommorow"

I thought to myself, as I walked off in the usual direction.

PLUS EMO PICTURE!

In other news too, the same thing happened.

Smurfy — 2005-01-10T07:01:54-05:00

I went to liberty resturaunt, up the road. I sat down and Lucy, the waitress who's been there generation upon generation, you know, since it was the dinner bell pre-liberty,

She comes over to to the table and asks what we want, blah blah, usual, then she goes to me and says

I bet you want the spaghetii with meat sauce, garlic bread...and....I think ranch dressing.

I sat there and said,

Well, yes, yes I do. I ALWAYS want the spaghetii with meat sauce with garlic bread and ranch dressing.

In english class, the usual happened, with, you know, the "Dude, we h8 u smurfy" stuff. It's happened alot lately.

We were quoting a little values poll thing, and I, being the most obnoxious person, led our group.

"So, question...8... It's good to never lose faith? I said 2."

Random girl A: um....One?

Random girl B: hahaha. One.

Random girl C: ...One.

Jason: ONE. Dude, you're a DICK smurfy.

Smurfy:....Fine, so, I guess our group number..is..um..One.

Jason: Right, not TWO.

Random Girls A & C: Yeah.

So, you know, as usual, I got the odd stares and the awkward laughter and the whole shpeal.

Yes, I said Shpeal.

Did I misspell it? Yes. Tough luck.

Get over it, poncho.

Then jason's contact popped out. Then in 7th period my contact fell apart in my eye and made things very uncomfortable.

But, you see, Katie, the reason I DIDN'T bring your camera back today was that ::static::.........::static::: And THATS the reason.

Merry christmas, my splendid and mostly confused bloggers!

It is doooooooone! ::dances::

Smurfy — 2005-01-10T09:01:28-05:00

The first thing I've started, that I've sat down and finished in a very long time.

I'm very happy with it. If you find any typo's, point them out.

"Checkmate"

(Amy moves her rook)

Amy- Well, that looks like checkmate

Luke- Understandably, you cheated.

Amy- And understandably, you lost.

Luke- Lost?

Amy- Yes. Lost.

Luke- I think you’re wrong, Amy. Quite wrong. Because, you see, if I don’t acknowledge that you claim a checkmate, there isn’t a checkmate.

Amy- Just because you ignore the moves, it doesn’t make them disappear.

Luke-It does if I knock over the board.

(Luke knocks over the chess board)

Luke- Now the problem isn’t there. The problem that never was, of course.

Amy- There was no problem for me. And I won.

Luke- You didn’t win. I knocked over the board. The pieces are not in the right places.

Amy- Wait.

(Amy sets the whole board back up)

Amy- We will play again.

Luke- We never played the first time.

Amy- Yes we did.

Luke- There’s no evidence. You just keep saying things.

Amy- You’re a sore loser.

Luke- You’re a propagandist.

Amy- There’s no such word.

Luke- Checkmate. (Luke knocks over the chess board again)

Amy- You’re a very hard person to get along with, Luke.

Luke- And Amy, you’re a filthy liar.

(They sit in silence)

Amy- So you want to play Checkers?

Luke- Yes. Lets.

Amy- But how can I be sure you won’t be pigheaded about checkers?

Luke- As long as you will stop making things up, we can live through any of my little mistakes.

Amy- What if you were the only one making mistakes, Luke.

Luke- Well, if I was, which I’m not, I would play checkers.

Amy- Luke, have you ever thought for a minute, (She starts setting up the checkers board) just ONE minute, that you’re a difficult person to get along with?

Luke- I’ve thought that for many minutes, Amy. Many minutes. But I always come back to the same conclusion. There is no such thing as checkmate.

Amy- You are a very difficult person to get along with.

Luke- I know.

Amy- It’s your move.

(Luke moves his piece to the other side of the board)

Amy- What are you DOING?

Luke- I don’t like how things are looking, so I changed them around a bit.

Amy- You can’t do that. That’s not legal!

Luke- Since when are you a walking RULEBOOK Amy. Just relax. Make up some rules.

(Amy stares at him in silence, then says “Checkmate”)

Luke- There’s no checkmate in checkers.

(Amy knocks over the board)

Luke- You clean up that mess.

Amy- I didn’t make it.

Luke- The heck you didn’t. Clean up that mess.

Amy- You knocked the board over Luke, I was singing.

Luke- You were not singing.

Amy- You’re right. You were singing Luke.

Luke- Amy, do you know that you’re a liar?

Amy- Luke, did you know that I know, that you know I’m a liar?

Luke- We’re not playing word games. We’re playing board games. We’re playing checkers.

Amy- You’re right. Which is why you’re picking up those checkers pieces.

Luke- I have a better idea. Let’s play clue.

Amy- Yes. Let’s.

(They sit there, in silence, staring at each other)

Amy- Well, do you have clue?

Luke- No, I haven’t a clue at all.

Amy- But do you have the game? Clue?

Luke- No.

Amy- You’re a very difficult person to get along with Luke.

Luke- I’m not usually like this. I’m usually a very cheery person. A person who loves to play clue. I am a clue master.

Amy- But you don’t have the game?

Luke- Have what game?

Amy- Clue.

Luke- I’ve never heard of that game, how do you play it?

Amy- You said you were the champion. Of clue.

Luke- No, you just said I was the clue champion. I have never played clue.

Amy- This conversation is very circular, you know, Luke.

Luke- I think it’s more of a square.

Amy- A square conversation?

Luke- Amy, I love you.

Amy- What?

Luke- I said I loved you.

Amy- Wh...What?

Luke- It’s not very complex. But it’s there. The love, that is.

Amy- I, on the other hand, have very little love for you.

Luke- That is alright. It must be hard for you to love people. You have problems connecting with people.

Amy- What do you MEAN I .a...WHAT are you TALKING about?

Luke- See, you keep yelling. And you lose your temper.

Amy- But you’re so annoying, Luke. I only have problems connecting with YOU. You are a plain outright jerk!

Luke- What if I’m not?

Amy- What if you’re not what?

Luke- What if I’m not a jerk?

Amy- But you are.

Luke- But, let’s hypothesize here. Let’s say I wasn’t.

Amy- Then....?

Luke- Then what.

Amy- Then maybe I could, “CONNECT” with you.

Luke- I don’t think you would.

Amy- I don’t think you think very much at all.

Luke- Because you’re a liar. You were a liar during the chess game, a liar when we tried to play checkers, and you’re lying now.

Amy- I’m going to leave. Goodbye.

Luke- Goodbye, Amy. Love you!

Amy- So long.

(They both sit there)

Luke- Amy, have you ever read “Waiting For Godot”?

Amy- No.

Luke- I see.

Amy- So, are we playing clue or not.

Luke- Why are you so repetitive.

Amy- I’m.. NOT.

Luke- Then I win. Checkmate.

Amy- You win WHAT.

Luke- The war of wits.

Amy- I wasn’t playing. We weren’t playing any game called war of wits.

Luke- Yes we were. And I got checkmate.

Amy- No you didn’t, I quit before you won.

Luke- Hahahaha.

Amy- What are you laughing at?

Luke- You’re so cute when you’re mad.

Amy- I am not cute when I’m mad. I’m very tough when I’m mad.

Luke- Oh, will you hit me?

Amy- I might.

Luke- I think you will.

Amy- I will.

Luke- I am sad, then.

Amy- Good.

Luke- Well, I think I’m leaving.

Amy- Bye.

Luke- So long.

Amy- See you later.

(Luke stands up)

Amy- Where are you going?

Luke- Away.

Amy- Why?

Luke- I want to play clue.

Amy- You are an idiot, Luke.

Luke- I know. I oft--

Amy- No, you don’t know.

Luke- Oh.

Amy- You’re an idiot.

Luke- I’m glad we agree then.
Amy- Yes. Me too.

Luke- Well, goodbye. And, you know, despite your blatant insecurities, and you’re obvious lack of entertainment value, with all the mental problems you have, not to mention the fact that you’re very plump, plump to the point that I would dare to call you a very fat little woman, or a very wide dwarf, I still somehow seem to find beauty in the fact that you’re obviously too intelligent to lose at Clue.

Amy- Wow...that....that kind of hurts my feelings...and you said you didn’t play clue anyway

Luke- I do now. I killed Amy with a knife in the board game room.

Amy- You don’t have a knife.

Luke- Yes I do. I verbally knifed you. I won. Checkmate.

Amy- Well, you know Luke, I would like to say that you’re a very inconsiderate person, who can’t stand to lose anything, a cheater, an egotistical masochist, and a fool. A FOOL. I can’t STAND you. You are the most IRRITATING person I’ve ever MET. PLUS, when we met on the phone, you said you were a red-haired man who played chess professionally.

Luke- And Amy, I’d have to say you’re right. Perfectly right. But I still won. I killed Amy with a knife in the board game room.

Amy- Well I shot you with a revolver. You lose.

Luke- No, we both lost.

Amy- Fine.

Luke- Exactly.

Amy- Well, let’s have a play-off with chutes and ladders then. Whoever wins chutes and ladders, wins clue.

Luke- Fine.

(Amy sits down, and set sup chutes and ladders)

Luke- You go first.

Amy- Okay.

(She moves)

Luke- Checkmate.

Amy- What?

Luke- I win. I killed Amy with a knife in the board game room.

Amy- You are a jerk, Luke.

Luke- Shut it, fatty. Let’s go to Taco Bell.

Amy- What did you call me?

Luke- I said give it up, gorgeous, we are going out.

Amy- Alright.

Luke- Then let’s go.

Amy- Yes, let’s.

Luke. Checkmate. I win.

Amy- Yes, you did. You’re very good at War Of Wits.

Luke- I try.

(They leave)

Middle School Madness

Smurfy — 2005-01-11T08:01:04-05:00

Far unknown to me, I was destined to spend 30 minutes inside what I fondly like to remember as "The place I'd like to forget", or, you know, Meadowlark Middle School.

I was picked up from my drama club "Board" meeting, which consisted of brooke being in a pissy mood and fussing at me for saying there was 47 dollars in the cans imply because thats what everyone int he world + norway told me, plus some random baby that someone had they just laid on a table and left. Really.

But, you know, in a way it was one of the best so far, I managed to stay focused and not say anything stupid like usual. Anyway, after I walked out and left, I was told we had to go pick up my ghetto/or preppy sister from Meadowlark. Unfortunetelly, it was from a middle school basketball game. More unfortunate, was that there was about 45 minutes left in the game. Or so.

I went and bought a bag of doritos outside their tiny gym from what looked like a 6 or 7 year old kid, but I suppose was in 6th or 7th grade or something. I then proceded to walk around the little buldings there, looking over the old PE field, going into the 8th grade hallway and looking into what was our art room, 2nd period B day.

It's still the same, really, but so different, looking on it with eyes of remembrence. Stupid school.

Plus, the doritios weren't very good. Very broken. Bad bag!

As I walked back in, listening to the kids scream "GO MUSTANGS GO", I just had to mentally flick them all off. But then, I setpped in mud.

And then, hey, meadowlark lost.

More of "Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley, please.

PS thankyou for actually reading that bizarre twisted play I'm so very proud of all you crazy bloggers you.

~(The gramatically incorrect) Smurfy

Bloggin' in the math class!

Smurfy — 2005-01-12T11:01:26-05:00

Ashley Bowman sits here, beside me. Dying.

And you know, the funny thing about being in this computer lab again is that, you know, before, She wasn't dying, and now, amazingly, she is. DYYIIIIING.

(Also, I didn't draw that picture)

DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT. BUT IT'S COLD.

Smurfy — 2005-01-12T04:01:29-05:00

You know, it may be a combination of an easy set of classes, with the temperture, (very groovy) along with lack of significant homework, no tests tommorow, sweethearts, it looks like for once I've had a good solid reggae stylin' day. It'll all come creshing down, in say, I dunno, 2.5 hours max, but until then, ladies and gentlemen, it isn't WEDNESDAY,

It is a GROOVESday.

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Smurfy — 2005-01-13T04:01:21-05:00

Bus freshmen suck slightly more then regular freshmen.

Anything, anything, anything goes.

Smurfy — 2005-01-13T08:01:54-05:00

Well, Anything Goes, eh?

So, you know, getting to decide when I want to leave and when I want to get somehwere is pretty intoxicating. Which reminds me! DON'T DRIVE DRUNK. I learned that from watching Reno 911, Because I like "Edu-tainment".

On the short side, I think having a license is swell. Swell. You know? Anyway.

In civics, us in the "Amen Corner" reminisced..e..re.a...rem...screw it, it's a typo. We were discussing the past events of the class that have proven to be our only means of entertainment. This focuses mainly on Amber spitting half a bottle of water out because she laughed at something, you know, that was a blast, and then theres the whole Schwarzeneggar/Kerry stuff, you know, politics, it's good for a laugh (Imagine that). After that, the coffee house substitute looked at us oddly, (As I was recalling how a sub once called me kung-fun man, and another, "Chipmunk laugh boy" ) . Thats right, Mr. Clyburn, don't get well soon. Freakin' idiot.

In other news, we offended Femi.

During english, Jason, Phillip, a random number of odd white ladehs and I, quickly learned the values of doing your homework. And also, that clothes disentegrate. Along with the fact that we're not taking a boombox, like femi is. No one takes a boom-box when you're running from the police. No one. NO ONE. Except, you know, Our beloved friend Femi.

Capital O.

In theater arts, of course, we played improv, to celebrate the 30-somethingeth year of hubbard's life, which was topped off by my playing of a chinese bullfighter, and kate sort...of...making disco references while doing the robot. (Disco SPACEMAN?!)

Also, some random fellow asked me if my last name was smurfy. I said yes, yes it was. He then demanded to know the "You got thrown throuhg a window" story, which for some reason I've been asked about alot lately. Yes. I got thrown through a window. Last year. CRRRRAZY STUFF!

-A rather odd fellow, named smurfy.

Are you going to copy this? Yes.

Smurfy — 2005-01-13T08:01:20-05:00

I am worth $1,980,300.00

Yeeeeeah, sucka! GO see how much YOU'RE worth, silly humans.

The mysterious 8:00 dog.

Smurfy — 2005-01-13T09:01:19-05:00

As I was looking at my window and throwing soda cans outside and shooting them with my Pellet Rifle, I heard an odd :Cling cling: noise. I saw in the shadows a small little terrier dog, and I saw as he ran towards the porch. I set the gun down, and ran outside to find the little dog on the porch. Long story short, 45 minutes later, and about as many dog treats, I had the sir cornered on the deck, just as I heard someone coming down from the queens driveway with a flashlight yelling for a dog. I ran out (In my now ruined socks, of course), and, you know, after a brief intermission, he took my last dog treat, and put ihm in a car and drove off.

Moral of the story:

Never go outside in the rain with your socks on.

NO ANECDOTES, CHILDREN.

Smurfy — 2005-01-14T09:01:39-05:00

After many misadventures with ...um...

Yeah, screw it, there are no anecedotes today.

I can't think of a single one!

Not ONE! Isn't it just depressing?

Although, there was that incident after theater, but that was bascially just getting eaten alive for saying carlos is a sucky person.

Apparently, I yelled it to loud at practice, or maybe hubbard was just giving a subliminal message to sarah and I (Along with kate, who just left), to turn it all offendeding gossipists. I myself, am going to refrain from not being annoying, simply because smurfy is a very annoying fellow.

Also, Chinese bullfighting!

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Smurfy — 2005-01-15T12:01:47-05:00

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Smurfy — 2005-01-15T05:01:01-05:00

So, we finally broke down and bought a new monitor. It's amazing. I can see colors again. And...Pictures..and./..

It's beautiful. Like a rainbow. OF POPUP ADS.

I can even see my headers now. And it looks like that one needs to go away. It's in development.

Also, circuit city techies are the most irritating people there ever could be.

TAKE THIS SEAN O'CONNER!

Smurfy — 2005-01-16T04:01:55-05:00

Sean O'Conner, for inventing "SLAY", (The hottest PC game since "DUKE NUKEM" ), you get SLAPPED.

::slap::

I GET the PICTURE

Smurfy — 2005-01-16T10:01:54-05:00

Okay, bad idea. We made that last entry "JUST ME" for the sake of getting rid of any lingering afterthought of what will from now on be called "The worst idea smurfy ever had for a blog entry"

To get your mind off that, here's the boxart for the coolest Star Fox game to date.

YOU LOSE +6 BONUS COMBO

Smurfy — 2005-01-17T02:01:42-05:00

I bet you can't guess what I'm NOT going to blog about today.

Answer: Anything.

Weapon of choice- Chainsaw, Baseball bat, hammer....or..S... SWORD

Smurfy — 2005-01-17T08:01:03-05:00

That "Pulp Fiction", is a right good movie. What's one thing John Travolta, Jason, And smurfy all have in common?

Why, betty of course!

HIRO SHUKAI

Smurfy — 2005-01-18T04:01:32-05:00

So, I woke up this morning, put on my new clothes, hopped in the jet car, and hurried off to school. Super School. For super heroes. Then, after dodging some mudlsides, and a rampaging bull of death, I arrived at my destination, fully aware that any movement in this camp of insanity would be my last. Then, of course, I woke up from sleeping in spanish as the bell rang, and I left.

Dissapointed that once again, nothing intresting or humourous had happened, despite an argyument between Jason and Phillip this morning about how to spell the word "Righteous".

I think that some good karma may have caught up with me, and it's killing me. Killing me. Where's the drama! The dissapointment! The ANGUISH. Where's it at? It's inside this Japanese heavy metal song from cowboy bebop.

"HEAVY METAL QUEEN"

::Jams::

Nothing like japanese heavy metal to get the blood and ramen pumping around in your system, you know? So, like all good children who blog about nothing but claim it has importance somewhere, I'm going to get my stuff ready for tonight's play practice. My character int he musical in an obnoxious rude loud flirtatious jerk. It's basically me on paper. And I love it to death. Plus, I get to bumble about when I lsoe my glasses. If there's one thing I like, it's bumbling about. Looking for glasses. While Japanese heavy metal plays.

HIRO SHUKAI!

Here's to hoping that something amusing happens soon, for the sake of my blog.

~Smurfy, the one man who lsitens to Japanese heavy metal.

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Smurfy — 2005-01-19T04:01:42-05:00

And in other news, the moon shone brightly at 3:45 today.....

"Second Term"

Smurfy — 2005-01-19T08:01:20-05:00

mannn, democrats, republicans, and you one or none libertarians, rejoice, there's a new jibjab, which is good.

http://jibjab.com/lowband/default.htm

NAHHHH

Smurfy — 2005-01-20T08:01:24-05:00

Check it OUT. http://readysetblog.com

Can you beleieve it, I got on there TWICE, along with Mr. Gramatically Correct himself, SecretSanta.

Suddenly, I feel like making sense is fun again.

Haha, just kidding. I don't.

Smurfy: Sing, or AntiSing

Smurfy — 2005-01-20T08:01:20-05:00

Well, Ladies and gentlemen, once again I was left without any anecedotes for the day. Of course there was something I wanted to write, but I forgot, as usual. Most of the afternoon was spent with myself feeling rather stupid.

Check THIS, so, it's 7th period, you know? And all the sudden, it's decided that all the honor roll kids can go to their little nerd-bash (Which I used to be a faithful member of), and suddenly, everyone but 5 kids in the class leave. Five. Leaving me, Ferris, Richard, (who left, because we made fun of his hair and et cetera) Christin, who just didn't want to leave for some unexplained reason, and that chris guy.

It's times like these, that make me wish I didn't make D's in Geometry. But, you know, stuff happens. Like nerd-bashes. Which I used to attend. Blah blah blah, we've been through this before. Let's move on with our lives.

__________

Exorcist III was on AMC last night, and it still caught my attention like the first time. Kinderman's final monologue is still amazing. I looked for an hour online for a script, or a copy of that monologue, but I can't find it. Anyone know where I could find it?

Kinderman's monologue.

Smurfy — 2005-01-21T10:01:53-05:00

Only one thing of importance occured today.

As I was leaving math, a tall man with a bad haircut came up to me.

"ARE YOU SMURFY?!"

I get alot of this these days. So I said,

"Yeah...why?"

Then the guy just punches me right in the shoulder

"I HATE GUYS WITH NICKNAMES"

Then leaves. I've never seen the guy before, and I didn't see him again.

It was a pretty nice punch too.

Also, Theater Arts guest-starred Blake for partially explained reasons,

And furthermore, Jason remembered that that movie was "Falling Down", and got that monologue. Not much of a day, but a day nontheless!

JAMES: So, have I helped your unbelief?

KINDERMAN: Oh, yes. I believe. I believe in death. I believe in disease. I believe in injustice and inhumanity, torture and anger and hate... I believe in murder. I believe in pain. I believe in cruelty and infidelity. I believe in slime and stink and every crawling, putrid thing... every possible ugliness and corruption, you son of a bitch. I believe... in YOU.

Here's to hoping for a Directors cut of Legion.

What time did you get up this morning? Later then usual.

What was the last film you saw at the cinema? um..Oh..u_u...Fat Albert.. ::kills himself::

What is your favorite TV show? Aqua Teen Hunger Force

What did you have for breakfast? Pop-tarts.

What is your middle name? James.

What is your favorite cuisine? Italian or Chinese

What foods do you dislike? Not many. Regular beans. Chilli is fiiiine.

What is your favorite crisp flavor? ..Crisp? O_o...Curse your english slang!

What is your favorite CD at the moment? "Groove Zone Volume 3 by Smurfy"

What kind of car do you drive? A '99 Grand AM SE, seagreen.

Favorite sandwich? Pepperoni from subway, with pickles cheese and black olives.

What characteristic do you despise? I can't stand anybody who is like me at ALL.

Favorite item of clothing? The Phoenix Shadow shirt Im planning an getting soon. Now? My "MEDIEVAL WARRIOR" shirt.

If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Wilmington.

What color is your bathroom? Blue.

Favorite brand of clothing? Whatever feels good.

Where would you retire to? Wilmington.

Favorite time of the day? Night

What was your most memorable birthday? ..Wow..um...maybe my 10th or 11th, I can't remember.

Where were you born? Right here, Winston.

Favorite sport to watch? Football.

Who was your childhood heartthrob? Psh, Amy Jo Johnson.

What fabric detergent do you use? Whaaaaaaaaaa....O_o...This quiz is lame.

Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi, Fool.

Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night. Night. Night. I used to be more of a morning guy though...

What is your shoe size? 11 1/2

Do you have any pets? Way too many. WAY too many.

What did you want to be when you were little? I wanted to be a comic book artist. This dream was stifiled, following the discovery that I can't draw or write worth crap. (My motor skills SUCK)

When theres-NO-evil ON THE ATTACK.

Smurfy — 2005-01-22T03:01:03-05:00

Never wait until 3 for Misterro to upload a movie at 12.

Evil on the attack...Right.

There's nothing attacking ANYTHING, MISTEROO

(Disaster_labs)

DUN DUN DUN

Smurfy — 2005-01-22T02:01:59-05:00

New HEADER, SUCKA!

Loner huh? Totally.

Smurfy — 2005-01-22T07:01:54-05:00

You scored as Loner.

Loner

81%

Drama nerd

69%

Geek

56%

Punk/Rebel

44%

Ghetto gangsta

44%

Goth

44%

Stoner

38%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

25%

What's Your High School Stereotype?
created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Loner.

Loner

81%

Drama nerd

69%

Geek

56%

Punk/Rebel

44%

Ghetto gangsta

44%

Goth

44%

Stoner

38%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

25%

Lone Survivor Picked Off India Island After 25 Days

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - A tribal man lived off coconuts for about 25 days on a tsunami devastated Indian island before he was rescued by a search boat, a military officer said on Saturday.

Michael Mangal was brought out of the tiny island of Pillow Panja earlier this week after the crew of a rescue dinghy saw him waving a flag made of his clothes, the officer said.

Mangal, who is from the Nicobarese tribe, told his rescuers the first giant wave which hit the Andaman and Nicobar chain of islands on Dec. 26 first sucked him into sea before subsequents waves threw him back to land.

"After that, once the waters receded he went to his village, but didn't find anybody," the officer told Reuters over telephone from Port Blair, the capital of the remote archipelago which are 1,200 km (750 miles) from the Indian mainland.

"It seems he just survived on coconuts."

Around 7,500 people, a majority of them Nicobarese tribals who normally live on the coast, have died in the island chain which had a population of more than 356,000.

Rescue and relief have been slow in coming to the islands mainly because all the harbor jetties were destroyed. Most of the 36 inhabitated islands in a chain of hundreds of islands can only be reached by sea.

And does anyone see that header, and think of the opening credits "In The Heat Of The Night"?

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Smurfy — 2005-01-22T09:01:26-05:00

So, Evil on the atack turned out to be the funniest thing I've ever seen Misteroo do. And he's done some funny stuff.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/214733

It was worth the months of waiting. Now, if only ArfenHouse 3 would come out this year...

Mindsay SUCKS at WIDESCREEN

Smurfy — 2005-01-23T02:01:08-05:00

It's so cold outside it feels like my britches done fell off

Also

Hahahahahaha. "When!"

Also, Mindsay sucks at being widescreen.

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Smurfy — 2005-01-23T04:01:07-05:00

Johnny Carson died, at 79.

The world suddenly just grew less funny for some reason

Assault

Smurfy — 2005-01-24T08:01:10-05:00

What a cold I'm getting.

Dust in the wind, that's it. Dust in the wind.

Right now, it's raining on Saturn. The shadows speak many stories.

Blue, Blue, Blue autumn.

English.:: Define Reality TV, class. Smurfy: Annoying things. Some guy: Stupid. Jason: ....NBC ::smile

Smurfy — 2005-01-25T10:01:19-05:00

Define Reality TV, class.

Smurfy: Annoying things.

Some guy: Stupid.

Jason: ....NBC ::smile::

Class: (Laughter)_

Some odd minutes later

Now, define Britney Spears

(Jason and Smurfy exchange glances)

Hahahahahaha.

Jason: A BAD Bobby Brown cover! Haha!

Class: ha..w..a..what? Who's Bobby Brown?

Smurfy: (Don't say slut, don't say slut, don't say slut, don't say slut)

(She's got....really...big....t....a.....t....talent...)

Also,

Smurfy — 2005-01-25T10:01:41-05:00

Just to make sure I aggravate everyonbe by making two entries

What Famous Leader Are You?

QUIT FRONTIN ME AND STEP OFF

Smurfy — 2005-01-26T10:01:26-05:00

Why do the idiots who drive with high beam on constantly ALWAYS get behind me?

And whats up with that AIRLINE food!

Regardless, today went by much better then the last few. There's a new girl at school, who's been here the past two days or so, she reminds me of Britini, who moved back to Pennsylvania. They have the same kind of eyes. She's in my biology class now, I hope to speak to her sometime soon.

Also, Musical practice was somehow enjoyable today. Mostly due to the incidents involving deeter. Because he is terrible with the lady-folk. Terrible.

But, on the other hand, Anything Goes is actually pretty good. I like the tap dance number. I dont think many people have seen that yet though.

Can you believe some people have never heard of the goo goo dolls!?!? QUESTION MARK

So, a few things happened of note today. First off, Ben Key had a revelation. On the bus, he announced,

"Smurfy, I know why you're single. You're a PLAYER!"

4 or 5 days ago, Kristen told me

"Smurfy, you're a PLAYER"

I'm NOT a PLAYER. (PLAYA)

Also, there was a man in the 1000 building. He had a sticky note on his back that said

"IM STUPID"

Some people were laughing at him, megan carrol and Julie Whelan, and I ran up to him and kicked him in the leg and said

"HAHAHA! DUDE! YOU'RE STUPID!" I laughed myself all the way to 6th period.

Also, ash said I was an

Epigrammist

Then THIS happened

SpottedPinkDuck: HA HA SMURFY!!!
Raining SkyFire: O_O
Raining SkyFire: JAZAM! Kristen!
Raining SkyFire: Hi!
SpottedPinkDuck: okay, my friend asked me what i was diong an di said taking this quiz thingy that i stole from smurfy's webpage
SpottedPinkDuck: and he goes "SMURFY? ive heard of him!" ha ha ha
SpottedPinkDuck: and then he said "Jana has heard of him too... adn she doesnt go to west"
SpottedPinkDuck: i found that ammusing
SpottedPinkDuck: EVERYONE knows you
Raining SkyFire: Holy crap, who the heck is Jana.

SpottedPinkDuck: lmao shes a girl
SpottedPinkDuck: my friends friend
Raining SkyFire: Snap!

Lalalalala lies of the living dead

Smurfy — 2005-01-27T09:01:56-05:00

Today was the biggest up and down day in qutie awhile. After listening to Ali about cry in theater because we told her she needed to change half a costume's color, you know, since she's right, ::EYE ROLL::, not much else went amazingly well for the day.

Lunch is always a hassle, you know? After I get bored at the eating place, I'll leave and try to find someone else to talk too, but inevitably my desire to always not be where I'm at is a problem. Also the obessive-compulsiveness.

Then the musical happened again. Musical practices are a mixed bag of laughs and just wanting to go away's. And they come fast, and furious, not ulike the rather crappy movie of the same name. Our only hope, is to figure out how to get to shallowford road.

Blast it, there's beens omething I've meant to write here for the past FOUR days, but I NEVER remember. U_U... Oh, yes, And I am supposed to wish Christin Stewart a happy 16th birthday to her awesomely fantsticness, or she may just kill me alive. Which brings me to another topic I wanted to discuss, Civics class! The best topic since..something. That rhymes with orange. Actually, no, that class sucks.

And the movie that will not suck, BEGINS NOW.

They are doing America, FOR FOUR MORE YEARS.

Smurfy — 2005-01-28T04:01:17-05:00

You ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?

I KNOW IT MUST BE TRUE

Smurfy — 2005-01-29T06:01:21-05:00

So Spider-Man 2 turned out to be a good movie. I liked that.

It's snowing, you know?

You know what this means?

There's a yetti, somewhere around here.

THERE MUST BE.

And HERE are some examples of why talking to me online is a hazard to your health.

I will note, that this is probably why I think I suck at conversations. (And also why people often stop IMing me abruptly)

INCOMING AWKWARD MOMENT

And then sometimes, these kids just don't get that I do NOT want to talk to them. Like this fellow here, who aggravates me to no end often and usually. They got my screename from somewhere, and love to have 7th grade level chats.

Middle School Kid: hehe

Middle School Kid: so wut do u want totalk about

Smurfy: What do I want to talk about, eh?

Smurfy: Well, let's analyze LITERATURE.

Smurfy: I LOVE analyzing LITERATURE

Smurfy: let's do THAT!

Smurfy: It's so much FUN

Middle School Kid: wuts that

Middle School Kid: lik talkin about it

Smurfy: Like, I dunno, finding CRYPTIC and CONFUSING references, and making them FUN

Smurfy: like ZOOBOOKS

Middle School Kid: o ok

Middle School Kid: ok lets talk about something interesting (Smurfy Hint: She isn’t going to talk about ANYTHING interesting)

Middle School Kid: ill ask u questions

Middle School Kid: k

Middle School Kid: ?

Middle School Kid: wut is ur favorite color

Smurfy: Oh, mine is definetelly a unique shade of amber.

Middle School Kid: ok

Middle School Kid: lol

Middle School Kid: now u ask me a question

Smurfy: True or false:

Smurfy: What is the nature of the universe

Middle School Kid: idk

Middle School Kid: not a question lik that silly

Middle School Kid: ok

Middle School Kid: if u could be an animal wut would u b

Smurfy: Oh, me?

Smurfy: Well, let's think.

Smurfy: Oh, a CHUPACABRA.

Middle School Kid: ….ok

(Smurfy Blocks Middle School Kid)

Middle School Kid signed off at 8:18:26 PM.

Smurfy: Dont get lost in any paper bags

Erin: umm ok i wont

Smurfy: the heck you wont

Smurfy: they'll be WET paperbags too

Smurfy: And you'll be LOST

Smurfy: WITHOUT A MAP

Erin: …ok?

Erin signed off at 7:57:56 PM.

Smurfy: And it's STILL snowing.

Some Kid: no its not

Some Kid: is it really?

Smurfy: You must live in the section of the world that sucks right now, then.

Some Kid: let me c then

Smurfy: Because Im getting a snow surplus, fool.

Some Kid: we arent

Smurfy: Oh well.

Smurfy: Guess your life sucks now, huh.

Some Kid: i live in clemmons

Why not, it's cold.

Smurfy — 2005-01-29T06:01:40-05:00

3 Names you go by:
Smurfy, That guy, Smushy.

3 Things you like about your self:
...um...I enjoy my smurfy-funk, my groovy attitude, and my large ego.

3 Things you don't like about your self:
The same thing as above.

3 Things that scare you:
Doom House, A remote control massacre reunion, large amounts of 80's music.

3 Everyday essentials:
My blog, A crappy school turkey sub, wearing the same jeans for months/or years at a time.

3 Things you're wearing right now:
A class ring, headphones, and..oh, it looks like there are 5 popsicle sticks in this pocket, and some toothpicks and a napkin in other, along with a variety of coins.

3 Favorite bands or musical artists (at the moment):
Smash Mouth, Keane, Beck

3 Things you want to try to do in the next 12 months:
Get new jeans, lose some people/luggage, get a better view on life.

Two truths and 1 lie:
I wnated to write something really interesting here, but it's time to eat.

3 Physical things about the opposite (or same) sex that appeal to you:
Laughing at my stupid jokes, having a far-out uncommon view on life, better at conversation then me (I SUCK at it)

3 Things you just can't do:
I can't be serious, I can't finish what I start I ca

3 Favorite hobbies:
Blogging, making up STUPID jokes, writing.

3 Things you want to do really bad right now:
Play populous, talk to some people, finish DOOM HOUSE 2000

3 Careers you're considering:
Acting, teaching, and..um..I have no idea what to do with my life.

3 Places you want to go on vacation:
I only want to be in wilmington.

3 Kids names:
Charlie, James, Avery

3 Things you want to do before you die:
I want to be in/make/write/cameo a movie. I want to drift accross the country. I want to own at least 100 acre's of land.

3 Celeb Crushes:
Most celebrities piss me off.

Why not? I mean, what else is there at 12:30...

Smurfy — 2005-01-30T12:01:04-05:00

What Classic Movie Are You?

GO TO BED, IDIOT.

Smurfy — 2005-01-30T03:01:54-05:00

At 3 Am, the world is NOT ENOUGH.

I NEED CUBA TOO.

Which is why I did this. Apparently, you go do a google image search, and the first picture that comes up for each category, you put here.

Voila.

1. What is my favorite color?

2. What is my favorite game?

3. What is my middle name?

4. What is my favorite toy?

5. What is my last name?

6. What is my nickname?

7. What is the word I use the most?

8. What is my grandfather's name?

9. What year was I born?

10. If I had one wish what would it be?

BAM!

Now aint that somethin

Hahaha. Hey, hey fatty!

Smurfy — 2005-01-30T05:01:06-05:00

Ah boy. The stuff you find on the net.

IIIIII found the Land Of The Dead screenplay

Smurfy — 2005-01-30T08:01:36-05:00

10. INT. Dead reckoning - Night

RILEY and MIKE step into a tight uncomfortable space. Generators whir. Gears turn. The two men open a storage locker and strap on ammo belts as…

…SOMETHING TERRIBLE LOOMS out of the SHADOWS! It moves toward Riley and Mike, who can’t see it from behind the locker. Only scar-tissue remains, and a single usable eye bulging from a socket.

RILEY turns, sees the thing. And, surprisingly, he relaxes, recognizing CHARLIE HOUK, a heavily-armed guerilla whose intellect is as burned as his face.

CHARLIE

What’cha doin’, Riley?

RILEY

Havin’ a bad dream

CHARLIE

I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me,

you can tell that I have TERRIBLE dreams.

RILEY

The town is FULL of Walkers

CHARLIE

EVERY town is full of Walkers.

RILEY

But these aren’t just walking.. these are like…

normal folks.

CHARLIE

But they’re DUMB Riley. Hell, dead folks is near

As dumb as ME.

RILEY

You learned how to make yourself useful.

That’s what they’re doing.

Excerpt from Land Of The Dead script, copyright August 24, 2004

George A. Romero

town is full of walkers.

Whatever, call the cops.

Smurfy — 2005-01-31T10:01:11-05:00

So here's an example of bad timing/luck/karma/fate.

So, let's say you're smurfy, right? You want a drink. You go to the drink machine.

You put a magical one dollar bill into the said drink machine.

Now, this is peculiar here,

See, when I tried doing this, I anticipated paying a dollar to the soda machine, and getting a soda. Ah, but my expectations are so eaily thrashed. As I put the dollar in, press the CODE RED button, and it's sold out!

Imagine that.

I press the Dr. Pepper button

Sold out!

Pepsi?

Sold out!

Mountain dew?

Sold out!

So I click the button for your change. It says

VEND!

As in.

It's giving me a soda.

Only it doesn't give me a soda. No soda. No money. Then it goes back to being normal. Now as I stare at it in disbelief, the man with the soda cart wheels up to the machine,

He's refilling the drink machine.

I seriously hate myself sometimes, you know?

____

Turns out that new girl jessica moved back to georgia, you know, after being in north carolina for FIVE DAYS.

They called her out of class the 3rd day she was there, and she's been long gone ever since. It's a shame. A shame.

Today was a mixed bag of sucky endeavors, dancing for the 8th graders, mindless dancing for the hubbard, and, overall, dancing.

Also there was avoidance.

I was thinking, with that jessica girl and everything,

You know, sometimes it would be nice to move somewhere, to be able to start all over, to be able to just, you know....Leave.

It's very attractive, that leaving. But after you think about it, what can you learn by just making your mistakes dissapear. You'll just repeat them if you don't learn how to fix what you mess up.

It sounds so trite. So..Um.. Life skills class. But, it makes sense...

___

Blake and I are quite possibly the worst people to get to advertise for you're club, ever. Plus we can't dance. Honestly. But we did get..um.. Eleven people to sign up for drama club. Out of what..like..100? Yeah.

We suck.

But it was FUN. Plus there was also good classy awkward moments.

Then my thinking impediemnt tmejti pim.. impediment messed me up again. I need to learn how to think.

There's NOTHING better then ...um..Chicken nuggets.

Death to petunias.

Smurfy — 2005-02-01T08:02:13-05:00

Furthermore, anyone caught singing any song which mentions a cruise ship, is to be put to death on the spot.

Also, check out number ten on Blakes livejournal. It is one sweet ride. And by sweet ride I don't mean his favorite color, but whatever shakes your feathers.

I'm once again, left here, making non-paragraphs, and trying to find a point to throw in somewhere. Well, you know what? Screw points. I'm going to give you an English assignment Jason, Phillip and I had a while back. It's a very good paper.

____________________________

Definition of maturity: (How ironic!) Phillip, Jason, (Paritally erased, says: Smurfy)

Term: Class: Features

Maturity Growth Emotional and Spiritual

(Writting by phillip) "Maturity is a type of growth that is emotional and physical." (Written by smurfy) "It's caused by experience...and..."Hormones"." (Written by jason) "Like, when somebody's frontin' and you step off, that's maturity."

(Written by smurfy) F I N

(Teachers comments) Clearly, this assignment was not taken seriously by any of you.

D-

_______________________

Well, folks, that's what you get when you obviosuly don't take an assignment seriously. Sure was heckuva fun though. Ms. Fergusson is going to be so glad when we're gone...

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Smurfy — 2005-02-01T11:02:12-05:00

So I got that crap theater assignment done. Anyone in my group says anything about it sucking can be pushed over in their chair.

Harry potter can go jump. Friggin lame idea.

RUN I SAY

Smurfy — 2005-02-02T05:02:36-05:00

Someday, I'm going to look back on all this stuff, and I'm going to wonder how I managed to be as odd as I am without the use of drugs/or nyquil.

Junior registration begins.

I'm thinking, Theater arts III, Spanish II, and Computer Accounting I.

Along with the general blah blah of honors US history, honors english, honors enviromental science, and...algebra II.

Sounds like a nice combination of rip your hair out work to me. Should be no problem.

_____________

Also, be on the lookout for the fight of the century,

JASON VS. PHILLIP

Coming to a hallway near you.

_____________

Should be a rockin' good time.

Today at school, a random ghetto lookin' girl grabs my shoulder and says

Hey, kid, you got fifty cents?

Well, after studying the situation, and realizing the only way I'm giving this girl 50 cents is if she begins to cluck like a chicken, much like the old burger king campaign that went nowhere.

So, I began to dance about, and after a little jig I say, oh, I beleieve I have a quarter or two! And I delve into my pockets and produce a piece of paper I found, along with the pencil I keep in my right front pocket at all times, and scribbled

"IOU 50 CENTS, SUCKA"

Too which such a string of middle figners and profanity arose!

Lesson of the day:

If a random ghetto lookin' girl asks for money, just run, kids, run like the DICKENS.

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Smurfy — 2005-02-03T09:02:27-05:00

That happy days special is pretty good.

And boy, have I got a dream to describe.

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Smurfy — 2005-02-03T09:02:11-05:00

Man alive, I've been looking all night for a pirated version of Adobe audition, but I don't have any serial numbers. Kazaaaaaa!

Behold, the rocking power.

And on and ON.

Smurfy — 2005-02-04T09:02:49-05:00

Dancing is the worst way to go. Dancing. Dancing for two hours to evil choreogrpahy. DANCING.

Naturally, I screwed up in the last minute, after most everyone was gone, and I was the last one left.

I really hate myself sometimes, you know?

But besides that, I'm trying to think of a good way to describe my "Zombie attack" dream. I think I've spent way to long reading over land of the dead and stuff. waaaay to long. I'm going to try to read about..um... movies..with...uh...

Crap.

ZOMBIE SCRIPTS.

I got sunshine, in a bag.

Smurfy — 2005-02-05T12:02:14-05:00

I'm useless, but not for long...

The future, you see, is coming on. is coming on.

The Boondock Saints

Smurfy — 2005-02-05T10:02:33-05:00

So, rejoice. The saints are maching.

What a freakin' awesome movie. (I'm spreading the word, by the way, by means of this bloggable medium)

That was a very very good movie. So those idiots on the IMDB boards are even more justifiably stupid. I hate IMDB message board users. Anyway.

So, you know what a good film to watch this coming friday night is? You know, with the family (HINT: DO NOT WATCH WITH YOUR FAMILY), it's "The Boondock Saints"

It's DO IT good.

(That's subliminal messaging)

______________________

Moving on, you know, I'm begginigng to loath dancing again. Every muscle in my body wants to throw up.

You know?

Friggin', what, 3 and a half hours choreographing "Blow Gabriel, Blow"

That's way wrong. TWISTED wrong.

Wrong like ordering a cheeseburger at olive garden wrong.

I'm reminded of this brief interaction with Kate, that I figured would end my life.

Kate asked me the eternal question of ultimate pain and suffering. She says to me,

Smurfy, do these jeans make my butt look big?

Fill in the blank for the answer, any way you do it it's wrong. \

Also, HAPPY WOOGY DAY!

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Smurfy — 2005-02-05T11:02:05-05:00

To paraphrase Mr. TelevisonMan, every once in awhile you run into a flash movie that sticks with you for awhile. This is one of those moments.

http://www.channel101.com/view.php?media_id=447

Also, this man is a hero beyond comparison.

Stolen from approximately one hundred sixty thousand other users.

Smurfy — 2005-02-06T08:02:25-05:00

Post a memory you have of me in the comments. It can be anything you want. Then post this in your journal and see what people remember of you.

But, since I stole it, chances are you already posted it.

Also, the patriots are teh friggin stupid.

Hey juuuuuude

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Smurfy — 2005-02-07T08:02:17-05:00

Fair weather has nothing on me.

Today was not amazing.

Traffic Circles SUCK.

Smurfy — 2005-02-08T10:02:29-05:00

The weather was beautiful again. Even this evening, as I drove back home. You know what would be a suitable thing to do now? A list of grievances. Against things. and STUFF.

AND MORE STUFF.

An essay by Smurfy, on why these last two days were not ver good two days.

Let's begin with yesterday morning.

I awoke, finding that Ferret had somehow been in my room all night, and had chewed up some random papers and generally made a mess. She later snuck back inside my room twice while I was trying to get ready for school. I then had to fish out the demented cat menace with a newspaper and a really terrible attitude. On the bus, my MP3 player had forgotten to remind me it needed new batteries. It was very very dead. Later that morning, while trying to escape from Brittany hijacking and escorting me to the 1000 building, I fell, and Jason for some bizarre reason I don't fully understand kicked the ever-living crap out of my stomach and hand.

Later I forgot my homework ine english and math.

Onward Ho!

Lunch time!

Now, normally in lunch, I get either those crappy turkey subs with a side of chips and chocolate milk. Or, on occasion, I'll get a slice of pizza with fries and chocolate milk. It was decided, you know, that whatever I got that day, the chocolate milk wouldn't like me. The chocolate milk. As I got to my table, and unpacked the tray, I noticed how oddly heavy the carton was. As I opened it, I discovered to my dismay that it was very very very frozen. As I grew more and more agitated with the day, I slammed the milk down on my lunch tray and proceeded to beat the crap out of it. Bad idea. After cleaning up chocolate ice cream for a few minutes, I left and stumbeled around lunch until I could head on over to class. In theater, I listened to Alli Lyle talk more about how FRIGGIN' AWESOME HARRY POTTER IS.

We aren't big fan's Of Alli Lyle these days. Then there was drama club! We auditioned the kids for parts in "This is a test", and everyone did a way awesome job (Imagine that, a highlight!). Jason and Blake were the only guys, so it was easy seeing where we could fit them. But then we had 60-19 girls. That'll be a bit tougher.

Warning: apostrophe errors.

And then there was musical practice.

Musical practice sucked ENDLESSLY.

The End.

AND THEN THERE WAS THE MORROW!

THE MORROW I SAY

I rememebered that my MP3 player was very dead, so I made it live again. This was of course after I fell outside, int he dirtish area. We had the old bus again, which just meant an uncomfortable seat. Apparently Asheeka (Ashieka) (As...screw it.) is going to stop doing our route, because they had some other guy riding in order to see how she drives it, or something. That's what she told us anyway. She's told us this before. She's very...

...

She's herself anyway.

Regardless, I arrived at school. Previously, the day before, Richard had come up with a cool plan to poke Jason. Blake was also involved. After we rushed him, I recieved a good knock to the eye that dislocated a contact, and I was very blind for the rest of the day.

Later on, I forgot my english homework again, my civics binder was Missing In Action, and Eric smelled terrible. Eric is my biology partner. Eric is a very tall very acne-endowed very mumbly non-understandable person who dislikes the act of showering. He smelled very bad, and I don't mean the "Jeez 4th period tired" smell. I mean it smelled like a cat took a dump all over him. I couldn't breathe for the most part. He later mumbled something about how he hated how no one could understand him. I said "What?" And he didn't say anything else.

And then we had musical practice tonight.

Musical Practice wasn't much worth attending again.

The End

Chapter Three: The gas tank scenario-

I noticed my gas gauge was getting low, so I decided I'd go get gas.

I pulled into the mighty EXXON station, and popped the gas button, and prepared to feed the magnificent* smurfmobile.

*The smurfmobile is generally a jerk.

I went around the car, and proceeded to pull the gas cap off. The gas cap would not come off. Now, THere were two people around me, and I attracted their attention by the fact that I was talking about how much I hated myself for not being able to pull off a gas cap. I ran around the car and re-popped my gas tank to make sure I didnt do anything stupid like usual, and see if it would work this time. It pulled off, and I put the gas nozzle up to the car. I accidentily squeezed the trigger to early and got gas on my hand, and then realized the gas cap had not come off, it had broken apart, and the end was still stuck into the tank, now I had gas on my car. The two general looking rednecks were laughign very hard at me by this point, so I threw the gass nozzle back into the pump, slammed the stupid gas door shut, and pulled right out in front of a car, and they flicked me off for a good 60 feet before I could get onto the highway.

I hate gas tanks.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is my January and February's worth of angst. Merry Christmas. Enjoy the weather!

I'm going off to ignore an IM from XOXOBABYLUVSMEXOX.

And I'll ignore it for hours.

The Royal Popcorn Tub

Smurfy — 2005-02-09T10:02:30-05:00

Well, Ladies and gentlemen.

Today's the day.

You know, the big day.

When..

Um..

Well, today was pretty average. But JAZZY.

No musical rehearsal, so I still hold on to some section of my sanity. Let's see.

Yeah, I got nothin'.

I'm really honestly trying to think of something...some...relevance...

Nah.

MERRY CHRISTMAS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

HAHAHA! IM DOING IT! AND NO CREDIT ANYWHERE!

YOUR PORN STAR NAME:
(NAME OF FIRST PET+STREET YOU LIVE ON):
Ferocious Hauser (I am a terrible pornstar)

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
(YOUR MIDDLE NAME +GRANDFATHERS FIRST NAME):
James Charlie

YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME:
(FIRST WORD YOU SEE ON YOUR LEFT+FAVOURITE RESTAURANT):
Glinx Liberty

SOCIALITE ALIAS:
(SILLIEST CHILDHOOD NICKNAME+TOWN WHERE YOU FIRST PARTIED):
Nagrom Lewisville

"Rap Star" ALIAS (a la J. Lo):
(FIRST INITIAL+FIRST TWO OR THREE LETTERS OF YOUR LAST NAME):
M. STEW

ICON ALIAS:
(SOMETHING SWEET WITHIN SIGHT+ANY LIQUID IN KITCHEN):
Pepper Cholorox

DETECTIVE ALIAS:
(FAVORITE BABY ANIMAL+WHERE YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL):
Pup West

BARFLY ALIAS:
(LAST SNACK FOOD YOU ATE+YOUR FAVORITE DRINK):
Strawberry Sundrop

SOAP OPERA ALIAS:
(MIDDLE NAME+STREET WHERE YOU FIRST LIVED):
James Hauser

ROCK STAR ALIAS:
(FAVORITE CANDY+LAST NAME OF FAVORITE MUSICIAN):

SKITTLES um...Oh screw this.

JUMP!

Smurfy — 2005-02-10T05:02:50-05:00

The following qutoe was recorded from West Forsyth at 3:15 PM

A fellow, "Paul", asked the following question:

"Mr Clyburn, I've always wondered, how much milk goes bad in grocery stores?"

Too which Ferris J. Sullivan replied:

"Who in the heck ever wonders about something so stupid."

___________________

At the sound of the music, everyone is dismissed.

3 seconds later, THE 90'S HIP HOP/RAP DEAT MUSIC ECHOED ACROSS THE ENTIRE CAMPUS:

"EVERYBODY JUMP, JUMP!

....EVERYBODY JUMP, JUMP!"

To which Smurfy replied:

"I hate my life so much sometimes."

As I glanced over my shoulder and saw one of the 700 building janitors waiting for all the kids to go past, I saw him nodding his head in shame.

JURASSICHICKEN

Smurfy — 2005-02-11T10:02:13-05:00

"Jurrasichicken"

In biology, we were given a sheet of paper with a bucnh of bones to cut out, and we were told to make some kinf of ani-beast, and explain what ti was with a story. I was paired with two freshmen girls and that partner of mine who consistently smells worse then a pile of decaying animals.

I said, you know, we need to make a bird looking thing.

I assemebeled an animal that could not possibly function, nor could it ever hope to exist.

The name name was

JurrasiChicken

After we invented a story, Mrs. Felder said that it was very funny, but didn't follow the guidelines for the project at all.

Project BEAST:.......

FAIL'D

Because I can.

Smurfy — 2005-02-11T11:02:48-05:00

Name: Smurfy
Age: 16
Gender: Total guy.
Sexuality: Straight
Religion (if any): Christian (Southern Baptist)
Current Residence: Lewisville. The only other place I'd rather be in the world is wilmington.

+::Either Or::+

Hot Topic or no topic: Go away, bad stores of no good merchandise.

Rain or Snow: Rain.

Shower or Bath: ehhh...Shower.

Tennis Shoe or flip flop: Absolutely tennis shoes.
Sunrise or sunset: Sunrise.
Glasses or Contacts: It depends. If I want to look....not smurfy-like, glasses.

Crayons or Markers: ....Um..Crayons.
Pens or Pencils: Hmmmm....Pencils. They produce a way cooler look in the writing.
Optimistic or Pessimistic: Probably a pessimist.

Crushed or cubed (ice): Totally crushed. But only sometimes. Mostly I dont like ice at all.
AIM or phone: Depends on who it is. If it's some idiot who can't type at all, the phone.
T-shirt or Tank top: T-shirt for SURE.
High Heels or No heels: ....Maybe I took the wrong quiz.

+Opinions::+

Abortion: hahaha. How in the heck can you be for it if you're friggin born.
Religion: ::lightning:: I'm a christian.

Gay Marriage: ...hahaha. No.
Death Penalty: Absolutely for it, depending ont he case. Muder? Yes.

Premarital Sex: Those hormones.

Drinking Age: I don't really care. I'm not going to drink, regardless.
The Draft: If abbbbbbsolutely necessary. Right now? In Iraq? No.
Legalize Marijuana: No real opinion.

Pornography: Oh, we had to bring that up didn't we.
Divorce: In my opinion, if you got married for the right reasons to someone you really loved, thsi wouldn't be an option. Fools who rush into something for lust, or who just feel confused, sure. Abuse too, sure.
Online Dating: ...How does that even work?

+::Curious::+

If you could have any magical power what would it be?: ....>D...Invisibility.
Do you believe in "perfect"?: No.
If you could have lunch with any three famous people, who would they be?: shoot..um..Some actors... I don't know really.

Do you wish on stars?: Not now?

Do you keep a journal or diary?: I have a real journal that I'vekept since age 6. First grade.

What is your profession?: Absolutely nothing. I'd love to act.
Do you drink or do any drugs/ have you?: I've ahd chewin' tobbacco. Terrible stuff.
Do you play an instrument?: No.
Have you ever been in love?:...No.

Have you ever cheated on someone or been cheated on?: Nu-uh.
Have you ever broken someone's heart or had your heart broken?: In way's.
If you could get inside one persons head for a day, who would it be and why?: I would love to see how someone like quentin tarention views things..

If you could ask one question to everyone else, what would it be?: What is that smell?
+::Favorites::+

Flavor of Starburst: Cherry

Kind of ice cream: Coffee, by breyers.
Beverage: Code Red, or sundrop soda.
Restaraunt: Olive Garden
Color: BLue
Pizza Topping: Pepperoni

Store: ...hm...Borders, or..GameStop
Holiday: Just summer
Season: Fall.Cold enough for jeans, warm enough for tshirts.

CD/Band: Not really a favorite CD. My favorite bands are smash mouth, a few others.

Place to relax: My room, or my grandpa's old hay field behind my house. I built this..bench there. It's verrrrry very pleasent. I go there alot.

Sport: Probably basketball. I pretty much suck at it, but...

Movie: Pulp Fiction, Sky Captain, Office Space, Willard.
Actor and Actress: Hmmm....Probably Jim Carrey. ..Conan O'Briend doesn't work here.

Book and Author: I think the best book I've ever read is "Legion", By William Blatty, thanks to Jason.
Artist/Photographer: ...I'm kind of artsy, not that artsy.

I AM MEGAMAN.:: :: how nintendo are you?

Smurfy — 2005-02-12T11:02:53-05:00

:: how nintendo are you? ::

SWEET.

Maybe I can be in MegaMan 6....

Really ironic. When I was little I used to have this blue cardboard paper towel roll and I would walk around with it on my arm and throw marbles out of it with my hand, and say I was megaman.

GO MEGABUSTER

Job Hours.

Smurfy — 2005-02-12T02:02:18-05:00

The job that I applied for back in July has just been unfrozen, the one at the library.

The hours are Mon-tuesday and 4-9, thursday through friday from 4-6, and saturday from ...I, how usual, I forgot to write it down and now I've forgotten.

So sudden.

Now I'm dead in the middle of the musical,

And I am so screwed.

Crawler Library.

Smurfy — 2005-02-13T12:02:59-05:00

MYSTERY!

Smurfy — 2005-02-13T05:02:28-05:00

I guess I just never really paid attention to what they actually SAID in "The Breakfast Club".

Now it all makes sense.

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Smurfy — 2005-02-13T10:02:48-05:00

Now, I'm not one to brag about the good things.

But I think I just got off that bed leg for a second.

This is that brief period in-between times where everything messes up, and I'm always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not unlike Monica Lewinsky, or, for example, Jay Leno's chin and that anvil.

I PITY THE FOO'!

Smurfy — 2005-02-14T09:02:26-05:00

Man was wendy's awesome or what.

"Don't give me no back-talk, SUCKA"

Katie has this maginificent device. It's called

"Mr. T in my pocket"

It comes loaded with 6 Mr T voice clips.

It is HOTT, FOOL.

A TIMELY MANNER

Smurfy — 2005-02-15T10:02:02-05:00

Everything about my blog won't load right tonight. But anyway.

Wendy's is the new hangout, apparently.

Although, because of Hubbard's insistence that we ramble on for 45 minutes after practice ended, Kate and Blake weren't able to join us. Really it was depressing, but we're going to try to do it again next time. Next time will be much better, hopefully. And we will get out on time.

The cast list got posted, and they wouldn't let us give the teacher role to blake. Kind of takes out alot of the humor there. But anyway.

I do believe I don't have any more time right now. It's getting down to the wire with practices. And with homework, I'm running short on time stuff. Don't expect huge detail driven updates for the next few weeks. Every now and then maybe..

Anywho.

Walk on!

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Smurfy — 2005-02-16T04:02:33-05:00

Man, it feels some kinda wiggy outside today. News of the day:

A power pole feel along the bus route.

Also, someone had a verrrry terrible day. Getting really dead.

I mean VERY dead.

Heres the story!

"Authorities said someone was walking in the far right-hand lane of the interstate, near the Lewisville-Clemmons exit, and was struck by a white Chevy Lumina with two people inside.

Investigators said that another vehicle, probably a tractor trailer, hit the person a second time.

The people in the Lumina didn't speak English, and authorities had to locate a translator to continue the investigation."

Any-the-way.

After quickly taking care of this hole in my wallett, IM OFF ON ADVENTURES THAT DO NOT INVOLVE HEROICS AT ALL! NOR NARCOTICS!

My Art is MADNESS.

Smurfy — 2005-02-16T04:02:18-05:00

And for all you (THERE ARE NONE) people who enjoy the headers, there's a new one.

Twice. AND ALSO VANITY!

Smurfy — 2005-02-16T09:02:41-05:00

I really hate my car sometimes.

This is twice.

Twice.

No dashboard lights, no high-beams...

No passengers,

Le sigh.

So, while Im trying to find a fuse to fix it, try this.

1. I ____ Smurfy.
2. Smurfy is ____.
3. Smurfy needs ____.
4. I want to ____ Smurfy.
5. Smurfy can ____.
6. Smurfy reminds me of ____.
7. Without Smurfy, ___.
8. Smurfy can be ____.
9. Smurfy is always ____.
10. The worst thing about Smurfy is ____.
11. The best thing about Smurfy is ____.
12. I think Smurfy should ____.
13. If Smurfy was an animal, he'd be a(n) ____.
14. Smurfy makes me want to ____.
15. Smurfy probably tastes like ____.
16. If I could spend the day with Smurfy, I'd ____.
17. I'd ____ for Smurfy.
18. Smurfy is made of ____.
19. If I could be Smurfy for a day, I'd ____.
20. The song ____ by ____ reminds me of Smurfy.

I HATE that guy.

Smurfy — 2005-02-17T05:02:27-05:00

The motorist children fixed my car for 20 dollars. I'm pretty sure they just hit switch under the dash that said "Cut Lights On".

On any account, that's better then the 350 dollar charge of last time, when it broke down after Jason and I unsuccessfully tried to cheat out the movie theater hoodlums. IS that how you spell that?

Hoodlooms..Eh.

Anyway.

In other news, Cicivs was ligthened today when I sat in the back of class with Ferris, Christin, Cole, and the short guy, and played calculator games all class and made jokes about captain planet and jeff foxworthy. I hate that guy.

"If you clip your fingernails with a lawnmower, you MIGHTTTT be a redneck!"

DEATH BE UPON YOU, SIR FOXWORTHY.

Office space..AGAIN?

Smurfy — 2005-02-18T05:02:07-05:00

So, as it turns out, it WAS a button that said "Turn Lights On" ...sort of. IM OFF TO ...um.. Oh, shoot, tech crew. Guess I'm watching Office Space again. Rawr. Also, in health, I learend that I wasnt fat

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Smurfy — 2005-02-18T05:02:46-05:00

Also, in a very special Get Fuzzy:

It's been a YEAR? IMPOSSIBLE!

Smurfy — 2005-02-18T10:02:45-05:00

Holy CRAP, you know what I forgot today was?

The one year anniversery of Kyle Rasmussen throwing me through a window.

Isn't it CRAZY?!

I didn't even get to commemorate it....

I need to stage a re-enactment.

Well, this is kind of what I looked like. But this is a picture of Blake. Just pretend!

THIS IS FOR THE SAKE OF OUR LIVES!

Smurfy — 2005-02-19T10:02:09-05:00

Okay, Leah, two questions.

One, Have you ever seen the movie "Shriek if you know what I did last Firday the 13th",

And two, have you ever gone to band camp, even once.

An another note, the afore mentioned movie?

One of the funniest things I've ever watched in my entire life. Even funnier then Hotshots Deux. The first (hotshots) isn't that amazing. Really.

But SHRIEK?

WOAH!

I heard this going home tonight again. I like Iron Man.

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We’ll just pass him there
Why should we even care?

He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
Where he traveled time
For the future of mankind

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold

Now the time is here
For iron man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved

Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge

Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron man lives again!

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Smurfy — 2005-02-20T01:02:15-05:00

Ain't nothing quite like watching one dachsund go through 3 weeks worth of leftovers in 5 minutes.

Has anyone besides me ever been ID'd for Yoohoo?

It happened last night

1. Who do you admire the most and why? Eh...Mr. Tarentino.

I think he's the Lucas of our time.

2. What would you have as your last meal if you were on death row? Sneaky. I'd go for the olive garden's endless pasta bowl. (I WIN!)

3. If you had 3 wishes, what would your 3rd wish be? More then likely, to quell the anger of the 160,000 people I will more then likely make want to kill me with the other two.

4. If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose? Blind. It just seems easier.

5. Have you ever been dared to do something where the risk exceeded the reward? I've never really been dared to do anything. I don't..think..Besides go out on a lake on one of those swimming noodles and pick get a tennis ball back. I didn't do that though. It wasn't really worth it.

6 . If you were forced to live the rest of your existence in a fictional world from a movie, book and TV show which ones would you select? A movie? Heck, boondock saints. A book.... War of the worlds, sucka. And also, the price is right.

7. If you had a superpower, which superpower would it be and why? I wanna FLY. Just...FLY! It would be killer awesome.

8. What is your favorite vegetable? hmmmmmmm.... Green beans

9. In how many different languages do you know the meaning of at least one word? Japanese...maybe english... Canadian(NOT CANADIAN), Spanish, Italian, Greek, latin, French..I used to know some swedish..German.. ....uhm...I think that's it.

10. What did you want to be when you were a child? A comic book artist. Crushed by the realization I can't draw worth crap. Also, I wanted..to..um..oh, I forget.

11. What one event (if any) would you change in your personal past if you had the power to do it once? Wow...tough question...Oh, March 17th 2004. I'll explain later.

12. What’s the one question you want to be asked of you were in an interview? If you were a chair, what kind would you be. Too which I'd reply, "An Antique". I have a whole book in my head why.

13. Have you ever cheated death? Twice. A very terrible car wreck in which the minivan I was in was struck by a drunk policeman, and within an inch of my life in Mississippi. (Dehydrated, arteries started collapsing, and heart rate plumeted. Long story)

14. What was the most important decision you’ve ever had to make? So far? Salvation.

15. Which sports team do you support the most, and why? UNC, simply because it's obviously much better then _________ (Fill in blank)

16. What is your favorite song at the moment? ...Ha! A Man For All Seasons...You know, from Johnny English. No idea who sings it. A man for all seasons..bah dum dum dum...

Katie and her magic paintbrush presents

Smurfy — 2005-02-20T05:02:25-05:00

Kate and Smurfy:

Also,

Ultimate Highschool Quiz

Name

Favorite color

redblackpinkbluepurplegreenyelloworangewhite

Sex

Favorite type of music

countryindustrialtechnopoprockmetalpunkpoprapnoneother

Dorks are..

gaylosershella raddiseased

Sporks are..

a kitchen utensilawesomestupidlamegay

Your classmates think you are..

a Punk

You will graduate at age 18.

TRUE

Will you get laid in highschool?

(8) - Don't count on it. - (8)

What percentage of the student body hates you? - 42%

Largest amount of cash offered to you for sex

$435.74

This QuickKwiz by imabigburrito13 - Taken 336675 Times.

FAT! I AM THE WORD!

Smurfy — 2005-02-21T02:02:31-05:00

Kat says yo. Ben says hey. Little matt who isnt retarded says .....

(Thats silence)

Definetelly not much to do in health today...

So, you know, basically, I realized I eat way too ...much of the same thing.

Calorieking.com told me so. It also told me I'm fat.

But only fat in the small fat range.

2300 calories a day. Also Kat is obese.

And did you know that there are 4000 calories in one packet of kool-aid?

We're all so very screwed.

And then, JASON SAID WALK!

Not before smurfy, the two headed beast wrestler ripped the head off a freshman.

All photo's courtesy of Katie's mind.

Odd.

Smurfy — 2005-02-21T09:02:39-05:00

So one of the most incredibly weird/or kind of frightening things just happened to me tonight. I drop Katie off at her house, right? But when she gets out, it still feels like there's someone in the car. As I pull off of her road, the car is filled with this terrible smell, worse then the car usually smells, I don't even know what kind of smell ti was. Then, as I'm turning left past the old grocery store "Concession Stand", all the sudden it feels like someone is grabbing my steering wheel and pulling it right instead of left like I'm turning, and my hands get really cold all the sudden. Then, I straighten out against the pull, I'm slowing down, and I look in the rear view mirror, and there's like this laser pen flash kinda thing, what sounds like a cough, then everything feels normal. Like, regular loud radio driving down the freeway normal.

I don't think I'm driving in the fog anymore.

SUAVE I SAY!

Smurfy — 2005-02-22T01:02:25-05:00

I wish I could come to this library for health class every day. Then I could do THIS.

And you know, things on MindSay are lookin' pretty cool these days. Ben Key has a blog now, and Sam came back (leaving that disgusting Xanga..)

So, you know...

It's all suave.

All of it.

Suave.

I have a job interview after school today, but you know, the cool thing about it is...

Is that I get to wear my costume for the play, to the interview. Or rather, I HAVE to wear it. Now, this costume consists opf a light blue 3 piece suit, which has a bright pink dye tie cut off neck tie, and very large very blurry reading glasses, which I certainly used to wear....

You know...um..

Back when I wasn't a nerd.

Because I"m....uh..definetelly not now...

...

Ahem.

I'll tell you all how the interview went later. AFter musical..practice...

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Smurfy — 2005-02-22T10:02:01-05:00

Ha, so Blink-182 did break up.

How crazy izzat.

STAIRCASES!

Smurfy — 2005-02-23T09:02:10-05:00

What a rush. Added the orchestra to anything goes, it sounds pretty cool. Also included in today's menu:

1) Fat Megans brother is going to potentially either kill all of us, or laugh at Fat Megan with us.

2) Fat Megan is really annoying.

3) Jordan is a good freshman. So is Brittney/Brittany. I forget which one she spells it like.

4) Katie is more then likely dead, or she just went underground to avoid riding in that car that smells like cat's,

5) Wearing dress clothes to school for a biology presentation is very painful. Dress shoes were not made for walking 5 miles in. My back hurts.

6) We are all gossip-whores at heart

Also,

I am terrible at moving staircases.

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Smurfy — 2005-02-24T09:02:12-05:00

Five more practices for Anything Goes, ladies and gentlemen. Boy does that orchestra sound good. Boy do we sound...almost...good...

I don't think I'm going to do the fall play or the spring musical next year.

I get to tied up in it...I can't get any of my work done.

Speaking of, I need..to finish a play, write 20 notecards, and do a 50 page math homework assignment.

Tonight.

So, childrens, Im off and away! (Stay away from broken glass)

You guys know what I miss seeing more and more all the time?

TV antenaes on top of houses.

The runway lights are the deepest blue, just like the colors of your eyes

Smurfy — 2005-02-25T10:02:52-05:00

Well, the plays gone into hiding for awhile.

I don't think it's a good version. I'm re-writing it. Anyway.

Today was mostly well, I'll say that much.

Tech was pretty cool, Got to hang around Jason Sam blake and brooke and all thsoe children for awhile. We messed with the drivers ed kids, and stuff and such and such.

Also Jordan Cohen was there, it was good seeing her.

Nothing messed up driving Katie home, except my automatic locks don't automatically unlock when I put the car in park anymore. My car is hating me these days.

HATING me.

But man was that chili good. Nothin like a hot cup of Wendy's Chili at 9:45 to warm everyone up.

And such and such..and such..

Now, we play the new game: NAME THAT ROADKILL!

Figures.

Smurfy — 2005-02-26T03:02:50-05:00

"Hello?"

"Yes, this is Ms. Brown from the library"

"Oh, hi! how are you doing?"

"Pretty good"

"Well thats good."

"I'm just calling to tell you that you didn't get the job,-"

"Oh, well,.."

"-But you were one of our favorite applicants, you were right up there at the top."

"Yeah..heh..well..thankyou"

"So just, um..Hang in there!"

"Yeah..thanks for calling me, anyway"

"No problem."

"Well..you have a good day"

"You too!"

-click-

Well.

Screw that.

Shriek!

Smurfy — 2005-02-27T08:02:43-05:00

You'll have a fresh attitude when you're holding your knife,

with mentals fresh can be your knight!

lady luck will lift you up, when your sporting fresh breath before you strike!

Death goes better with mentals freshness (x3)

Death goes better with you, and all you do with your knife

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Smurfy — 2005-02-27T11:02:55-05:00

I hate notecards.

I hate writing notecards at 11:30 at night.

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Smurfy — 2005-02-28T05:02:40-05:00

I am very sad.

I lost my memory card, for my GameCube.

All my data is missing.

(Insert sad face)

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Smurfy — 2005-02-28T10:02:57-05:00

So I sat down today. I started writing.

Now I'm four scenes into a new movie script

RocketMan II:

THE VENGEANCE

Now, most of you are saying

"Well, looks like this blog sucks today"

But what I'm saying is,

"I really need to buy some more YooHoo"

Modern art.

Smurfy — 2005-03-01T04:03:13-05:00

In health class, we all made pictures in MSPAINT of each other. I did Kat. And made it modern. Walker is hiding in her hair. Can you spot the crazy long-haired guitar god?

Also, our musical?

SO SCREWED.

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Smurfy — 2005-03-02T04:03:52-05:00

You know, one of these days...

BAM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

Whew.

Smurfy — 2005-03-03T11:03:15-05:00

The musical was goooood, just a few mistakes, nothing major.

After practice, we saw Wayne.

It was really good to see him...

Wendy's was successful, after much deliberation.

But really, it was awesome.

Jason Katie and Sam all came to wendy's, triple illegal, actually quadruple, it was late.

But anyway,

The show was killer.

Except for the occasional fat megan appearance.

Come on,

When other friendships, may be forget, ours will still be it.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

(AH version.)

Whew.

Sleep time is now.

(ALSO JASON GOT HOUSE II: THE SECOND STORY)

I'm off to see the wizard/also do this two more times.

\/\/00tzah!

What a good SHOW

Smurfy — 2005-03-04T11:03:40-05:00

Man alive.

It's odd, I kind of like the songs in this musical, because these songs are actually more SONGISH then Bye Bye Birdie.

Anything goes is very suave. *hic* Very suave.

It's sleepin' time.

Tommorow night is gonne be the hoooooottest.

Pictorial

Smurfy — 2005-03-05T01:03:24-05:00

Here are some pictures from the beautiful show, Anything goes, courtesy of the KatieCam (Including me in full makeup)

And the alternate ending, where we all got blown away by the purser.

Also there was a Katie.

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Smurfy — 2005-03-06T01:03:52-05:00

So, Anything Goes tonight was noooot quite on par with friday's performance, but..

It was the emotion that was there that made it the best.

The fact that so much of the cast was not ever singing another verse on that stage.

It was harder then last year, because I didn't really know many of the seniors.

Next year will have a harder impact then any, besides obviously my own departure..

But afterwards, we went to TGI Friday's, and really, had an experience even greater then last year's, with AppleBee's.

I can say now, that I know the meaning of noir. Because all four of us at that table tonight walked away with that knowledge.

Noir, you see, is laying all the cards down, is being honest about the past, with yourself, and with people.

Noir is not...really a depressing emotion, but, not joy.

It's a conversation that is about the past, and how you can relate to it now.

I've never opened up like we did tonight, or been around a group of people that have like that before.

That's noir, and that's friendship. It was an incredible night.

I wouldn't give up these events for a thing in the world.

I feel a little bit closer to Jordan, Blake, and Jason, then I ever have with anyone before.

In the year 2525...

What a night

We'll tear that thing down, and everything attached to it.

But there's always a bit of sawdust left in the cracks...

DUST!

Smurfy — 2005-03-06T09:03:02-05:00

That set is gone.

For the first time in MONTHS I can SLEEP.

I even got my HOMEWORK done.

So now I can start to complaign about how I don't have anything to do again.

Until Jason finishes "Everything Goes" anyway.

The sequel. Set in the dust bowl. On a rusted out ship with carved letters,

"S.S. American"

It's going to involve alot of ...dust.

Holy CRAP.

Smurfy — 2005-03-07T05:03:16-05:00

Ohhh Mary Rose!

Today wasn't amazing at all.

In fact,

The next time I hear any of those idiot hanes kids blabbing on about how they hate their lives for having a 92.7 in a class, I'm going to take their little drink cozies and shove them down their throats while doing the salsa on their Algebra VIII math books.

..But..since I don't know the salsa..

I suppose the macarena will do?

How in the heck do you spell "Macarena"?

Also, for future reference,

Forget you and anything I ever loved you for.

(Awesome lyrics)

And I'm not kidding, shut up about your stupid grades and school-work for 5 or 6 minutes.

I WIN!

Smurfy — 2005-03-07T09:03:02-05:00

I am a total loser. Although I scored higher then the 8% who play magic.

What a rush.

Smurfy — 2005-03-08T04:03:35-05:00

I'm about done with our one-act. It will get finished tommorow. Then you will all forcefully gaze upon ...uh..another..one of my plays.

As soon as spring break rolls around, ie xpect I'll actually have some updates here that are reasonably priced, for your viewing pleasure.

Nothing intresting has really happened yet this. I figure once it does it will be explosive.

Man alive, there ain't nothin' goin' down for me to write about.

Not a thing.

Unless you count my sugar rush candy addiction.

Jefferey Ringsworth, Part I.

Smurfy — 2005-03-08T06:03:28-05:00

RSo, boredom once again engulfed me. It's been along time since I wrote anything worthwile. This is the story I just constructed 10 minutes ago called

Jefferey Ringsworth And

His Team Of Heroes

Part I

Once upon a tuesday there was a lad named Jefferey Ringsworth. Jefferey was very unlikable lad. He had a strong smell that accompanied him everywhere, and he often spoke to himself in a mixture of spanish and broken Italian.

He also had a disease that made him disagreeable, you know, he would disagree with you. It was called Lyon's Disease. Even if he KNEW you were right, he would disagree and make up a story about how once before he moved here from Ohio he knew someone he knew otherwise, because his friends from before he moved who lived in California at that time had a cousin who had proof.

One day, while he was at his new school, he saw someone trying to buy lunch that he recognized.

"Hello Thomas!"

"Why, hello Jeff!", Thomas replied.

Everyone called him Jeffer, because they couldn't understand what he was saying when he said "Jefferey", because he always pronounced it "Jeefarawy"

Jefferey refused to admit that he pronounced his name wrong. Lyon's Disease.

The lunchlady snapped at Thomas;

"Hurry up and pay, or you must go back into the slave quarters once more!"

Thomas hurridly paid the lunchlady and ran off. The "Slave Quarters" were where kids went who messed up buying lunch. If they broke in line, said "Let me get in front of you, I'm only buying a drink", or just looked annoying, they were carted off, and had to wash the lunch trays for the school.

Thomas was one of those kids who just had that "look", that you knew were just terribly annoying children who only the most desperate for friends would talk to. Jefferey Ringsworht was that kind of person. The kind desperate for any friends he didn't even really have to like.

"That sure was a close one, wasn't it Thomas", Jefferey asked.

"Yeah. Um... You have that money you borrowed...uh..last week?" Thomas inquired,

"Oh! Yes!"

Jefferey reached into his pocket and pulled out eight quarters.

"Sorry about the change, but it's all my parents would give me."

"Oh..uh..yeah, that's...cool." Thomas said, as he dropped 50 cents onto the ground, and two rough looking school-bum's ran for them.

Jefferey wanred him, "You're not supposed to give the school-bum's money. They'll follow you, you know. For months"

Thomas said to him, "Oh..is...uh...Oh." He looked behind him and noticed 7 or 8 School-Bums trailing him.

"Figures" he said.

Jefferey had had run-in's with the School-Bum's before. There were about 20-25 of them, no one was really sure. They all pretty much looked the same. They lived in the old band storage closet, which had been closed when the new one was built. It could easily hold about 40 School-Bum's. The school-bums were just the students who didn't want to leave. Who didn't want to go to college, and who didn't want to work. They made money by doing homework, essay's, and shaking the food out of the the snakc machines, when they got stuck. You would tip the School-Bum, and he would slip back into his closet.

The school-board had attempted to rid the place of the School-Bum's, but they promised to clean the lunchroom at night, so they were allowed to stay. They could get hostile... But were normally docile.

"Sure is a nice day, huh Jeff."

"No, it's a terrible day.", Jeff responded. Actually, he was having a wonderful day, but he had Lyon's Disease. He replied,

"But I have an excellent idea on how to get those School-Bum's to leave us alone." He whispered, as an 8th and 9th School-Bum came up behind them, slinking along quietly, their white uniforms trailing the floor.

(End of Part I)

Well. I'm not bored now.

Hurrah for my bizarre and poorly functioning brain.

What a waste of 24 hours.

Smurfy — 2005-03-09T09:03:18-05:00

SUDDENLY

(insert incredibly dramatic beautiful entry here)

In other news,

I'm SO done with this week.

Also, I will not be adding part II today, because I have 50+ minutes of procrastination to deal with, for homework.

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Smurfy — 2005-03-10T09:03:46-05:00

I am the artist, formerly known as smurfy.

From henceforth,

QUESTION MARK (X6)

(Or ??????)

JASON SAYS HI

The confusion

Smurfy — 2005-03-10T05:03:28-05:00

I cans ee the Confusion over my alternate identity has set in. Let's start fromt he beggining.

This news article was written in the paper about our show

Thursday, March 10, 2005

A Grade-A Show: Good acting, production numbers make West Forsyth musical a winner

By Dan Galindo

JOURNAL REPORTER

CLEMMONS - Anything Goes had a bit of everything - soaring songs, graceful choreography and one-liners worthy of a good laugh (or groan). West Forsyth High School's spring musical wrapped up Saturday after three nights of performances. Those who went caught a crowd-pleasing performance from the cast of 45 students, who nailed Cole Porter's music.

Anything Goes, first performed in 1934, tells a story that starts out complicated, then gets more so. Reno Sweeney (played by Christin Hopp), a nightclub singer and evangelist, is on a boat sailing for England. Joining Reno are Hope Harcourt (Christina Carviou) and her fiance, Evelyn Oakleigh (Tim Lounsbury).

When Reno's friend, Billy Crocker (Carlos Nieto), finds out that Hope is on board, he decides to come, too. Billy and Hope spent a magical night together after a party - a "quick" nine-hour spin around the block - and he's still smitten.

To woo Hope, he needs Reno to keep Evelyn busy. It's not hard to see where this is going. By the end of the play, some relationship musical chairs leave everyone satisfied. The lead actors are cast well.

Nieto is an expressive, playful "broken-down broker"; Hopp acts and sings with confidence; Lounsbury, a freshman, conveys his character's British charm; Carviou shines, particularly in the song. "All Through the Night."

As good as the parts are, the whole is better. The big song- and-dance routines are the strongest part of the performance, thanks in part to West Forsyth's dance and band teachers.

"Blow, Gabriel, Blow" is the best number, with the chorus flopping and flailing its arms to signal a descent into hell, then changing motions to climb to heaven.

The leads' costumes, designed by student Holly Sullivan, looked great.

There were a few glitches last Thursday - a fallen prop, a microphone malfunction, a few opening-night jitters - but the cast easily overcame them.

At its best, the script has one-liners aplenty, such as when Mrs. Harcourt, Hope's mother (Kristina Mann), proclaims that "liquor has never touched my lips." "So, you know a short-cut?" is the reply.

Just as the plot slows in the second act - Billy has been arrested after posing as an infamous felon - Zach Deeter, who plays Moon, a wannabe criminal hiding as a nun, gives the musical its funniest moment.

Moon tries to lift Billy's spirits in "Be Like the Bluebird," and Deeter does his best criminal-as-awkward-ballerina impression.

Those who missed this year's performances should keep an eye out for future shows. Director Renae Hubbard and musical director Carol Riggs have a lot of returning talent, including Carviou and Lounsbury, and Katie Mebane, who plays the eager Bonnie with a great New York accent.

After the flurry of rehearsals and performances, Hubbard was one happy director.

"This is why I teach and direct, and go nuts and pull my hair out," she said.

Let's hope she has plenty of hair and sanity.

Now, Me and "MrGreenWind", or Blake, were on the very front cover of the paper, our picture was

The caption read

"Blake Irvin (I hate your last name so much blake) and ?????? (In reference to me) pretend to be engaged in an itnresting conversation backstage"

So, therefore,

I am Mr. Question Mark.

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Smurfy — 2005-03-11T11:03:47-05:00

Why can't I ever remember what I'm going to write about once I open up this BLOG.

Well, on any account....

It's the weekend.

Friggin took long enough.

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Smurfy — 2005-03-12T04:03:32-05:00

Sweet mother

The Game Developers Conference was last...weekish..

They released a new trailer for Legend Of Zelda,

Revolution is going to be backwards compatible with GCN (YES YES YES!)

And Mario 128 is gonna be at E3, along with Revolution itself.

Freakin' AWESOME

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Smurfy — 2005-03-12T11:03:32-05:00

Scratch that.

I'm a sore loser and it took all my items when I accidentily attacked BLACK KNIGHT LEVEL 41

I quit.

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Smurfy — 2005-03-13T09:03:53-05:00

At this point, after having tore up my entire house trying to find my little orange memory card,

I'm a bit angry at myself for having lost it.

That had data from 14 games on it.

Including "Tales Of Symphonia".

And my stupid Metroid Prime game I bought in 8th grade and still haven't beat.

It sure did feel good today though, didn't it. Second day in a row I've worn shorts. Although, from the looks and from the way the rain made the temperture drop to 4 in like, 5 minutes..

Tommorow isn't looking quite as good.

it's a shame, you know.

Onward!

Out in the shiny night, the rain
Was softly falling
The tracks that ran down the boulevard had
All been washed away

Out of the silver light, the past came softly calling
And I remember the times we spent
Inside the sad cafe

Oh, it seemed like a holy place,
Protected by amazing grace
And we would sing right out loud, the
Things we could not say
We thought we could change this world
With words like love and freedom
We were part of the lonely crowd
Inside the sad cafe

Oh, expecting to fly,
We would meet on that beautiful shore in the
Sweet by and by

Some of their dreams came true,
Some just passed away
And some of the stayed behind
Inside the sad cafe.

The clouds rolled in and hid that shore
Now that glory train, it don’t stop here no more
Now I look at the years gone by,
And wonder at the powers that be.
I don’t know why fortune smiles on some
And let’s the rest go free

Maybe the time has drawn the faces I recall
But things in this life change very slowly,
If they ever change at all
There’s no use in asking why,
It just turned out that way
So meet me at midnight baby
Inside the sad cafe.
Why don’t you meet me at midnight baby,
Inside the sad cafe

"THE BONE SNATCHERS: IT'LL SCARE YOU OUT OF YOUR SKULL"

Smurfy — 2005-03-14T08:03:14-05:00

So I went to Walmart's crazy awesome 5.00 DVD thing today, and found yet another beautiful b-grade film. The same place I found "Shriek", and the fantastic "TOP SECRET!"

And the mildly alright "Hot Shots" (The first one)

But today, I purchased this Australian film known as "THE BONE SNATCHER"

The tagline?

"IT'LL SCARE YOU OUT OF YOUR SKULL"

Now, the scariest thing about this movie was,

It actually wasn't that bad.

I love that 5.00 dollar bin.

____

So I actually had a good day today. Seeing that this happens, I can deduct several things, and pull a few variables out.

In otherwords,

I know now why my days start out awful. I just have to avoid it.

You can tell that I had a good day, because I wrote more then 6 or 7 sentences/words here.

Regardless,

I also made a visit to the oppto.e..the eye doctors.

I had to get stronger contacts, to 1.25 from .75, and they said I need to wear my glasses more.

So,

All in all...umm...

...

Where's my remote control at...

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Smurfy — 2005-03-14T08:03:37-05:00

..You know what? I'm tired of my user picture. I'm going to break the one rule that may cost me my life.

I'm changing icons.

Not bored, ANTIBORED. Also, QUIZZES!

Smurfy — 2005-03-16T12:03:19-05:00

You know, I wasn't expecting it,

But I think "Saw" was a really awesome movie.

And if this afternoon is any indicator of how the rest of spring break is going....

I'm...

So...

Sure that I'm going to run out of unbeaten video games...

Haha. I'm 50% Nazi.

HOW

MESSED UP

IS THAT

And then DANNY GLOVER busts in and DANCES.

You scored as Republican.

Republican

83%

Anarchism

50%

Nazi

50%

Democrat

33%

Fascism

33%

Green

25%

Socialist

25%

Communism

17%

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Smurfy — 2005-03-16T06:03:23-05:00

Your friendly neighborhood bloggers corner of fun presents:

"The complicated art of Instant messaging:

Your guide to understanding why some idiots just cannot type."

An essay, by Smurfy.

You've all seen it, you know. Those AIM idiots. Those idiots. The one's who either can't/ will not type. Not right. They will NOT type right.

You know what? I'm tired of listening to the poorly worded sentences that often end in "lol". I'm tired of looking at people tpye the word "U". I'm tired of people neglecting to insert any kind of personality into their typing.

That's the key there. Putting personality into what you type. Instead of just..empty little words that are forbidden to exceed 2 syllables. I don't want much, ladies and gentlemen. God knows I make more typo's then half the country put together on a daily basis, and anyone at schoolw ho's watched me write an entry knows that. What I want, is personality. If you IM me, and type thing....

You know what? I have no idea where I'm going with this. I need some pizza.

Just spell "You" right, for the love of all that is terrible and poorly spelled.

Ah... .. Looks like "The Ring 2" comes out tommorow. FEAR COMES FULL CIRCLE.

Also, it looks to be just as funny as the first.

Operation:STFU is ready to rock.

_________

And also, alot of people are hypocritical when it involves the Peterson case. I don't think I'm going to explain that here/now/anywhere.

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Smurfy — 2005-03-16T09:03:38-05:00

Kate made this for me.

C'mon ladehs. JOIN!

It looks like I have a mullet though.

Also.

Smurfy — 2005-03-17T06:03:33-05:00

Also, today was the day a year ago that my Grandpa Stewart was called by the doctors, and told that the cancer had surged, and spread to his Kidney's, and that he had 3-5 days to live, and should come straight to the hospital for any sort of treatment they could give, after one last meal at Grandma's together. He was in his wheelchair at this point, he stopped us from psuhing him out the door, and looked over his house, and the fields, and all the barn's, then said "Let's go now". As we drove past the tobacco barn, which had had a tree fall onto it, he said sadly, "I guess it's past my time to fix these things now".

Late that night, I had a moment alone with him in his right mind for the last time, really.

"Dad said we'releaving, so I guess I'll you tommorow, okay? We'll be back here tommorow morn..ing..", I said, cracking.

"You bet, boy. Don't you worry about me," he said as he held me, "Things'll be fine. Ya'll have a goodnight's rest, okay?"

"Alright grandpa, bye! Love you."

"Love you too, Mo-Gan" (As he often called me)

I didn't realize it would be the last time I would be able to talk to him without the effects of the drug's, and the cancer, on his mind.

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Smurfy — 2005-03-17T06:03:03-05:00

What a day, huh?

So, I realized 30 minutes before the 12:30 appointment that I could go eat with Sara and Katie and Sarah and Blake and Jason. (KILL THE COMMA'S)

When I arrived, I discovered to my utmost horror that the katie-people outnumbered the people who weren't Katie people.

There was a girl named megan, a girl named Kate (THERE ARE SO MANY), A sara (she's so compact), this 8th grader girl, and the katie.

Notably, when I arrived, I was almsot instantly killed by Blake, who some mysterious waiter had given a knife for some reason. Blake then tried to dance on the table, but that was met with failure, as he hit his head on the lamp. Poor blake!

Anyway, we tried to order food, but the katie-people made alot of noises, and ignored the waitress. Meanwhile, Smurfy, Blake, and Jason continued to randomyl throw their knives about and wonder why they weren't already dead.

Many pictures later, we got our food. Jason had ordered a mysterious soft drink known as "Coca-Cola®". All the while, the Katie-people were taking many pictures, and Blake and I put on the "Black-People" sunglasses, and had our pictures taken with knives at each other. We are so stupid. After that the people who weren't Katie-people made references to "Shriek", and just pretty much covered the movie topic pretty well. Then as we were piling the tip for the waitress, somone placed a starnge green floppy disk on the table. Slut/Child porn star megan quickly wrote "Mardi Gras starring Megan Pix" or something. Blake then tried to eat the disk. Jason then attempted to steal it, and the 8th grader just pulled out two of Blake's teeth. Then we just left.

Blake, Jason and I went on a mission of destruction around the mall. (This of course, after Jason gave Blake the ("I SHAMROCK BEER") T-shirt. We ventured into "AMERICAN EAGLE" to make fun of people. THen we ended up just feeling stupid and left. Then we went in some pottery store, because we just..felt like being in a place we should not go. The store went on into Some part of Deep Africa. Or Europe. We left after realizing we couldn't steal a plasma TV.

Soon after, Blake left with his cool Mother, who often makes fun of Blake. Haha. Blake's Mother. Jason and I went into SunCoast then, and looked for a B-Grade horror/ANY MOVIE, but all we could find was "Rings". And I had to save my money to buy a ticket for "The Ring 2" tommorow.

After we got tired of looking in the cheap section of SunCoast, and it became apparent we weren't going to find Leah any time soon, we went in FYE, and while I was looking at Vanilla Ice CD's, Jason was trying to find a new 'They Might Be Giants" set. Which he found, and while we were listening to that, to our surprise, Garret showed up. Anrgy at me for listening to Vanilla Ice, he was about to kill us when he got a phone call from Sarah, and forgot his rage!

Garret Jason and I then travered the deadly and dangerous mall to go to the most incredibly terrifying store around,

Hot Topic.

We walked in, intent on making fun of everyone int he store, but all's we did was walk in and make some wrist-slitter jokes and walk out. Jason then left, wandering into the abyss of the mall.

Then I left, with Garret, trying to find my ride. We walked by some punk-y looking kids, and I walked by them and yelled "SO YOU SLIT ANY GOOD WRISTS LATELY, GARRET"

Then, to my surprise, it turned out that I knew some of them. That's class, AND timing you see. Because I'm full of that. Class and Timing.

Then, after talking to Kristen (good to see you, by the way), I saw the store I was looking for, and left them. I got home, realized I'd gained 4 pounds since Monday, and went to go write this big bunch of stuff.

Then I did THIS

You scored as Dissapear. Your death will be from dissapearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from.

Gunshot

80%

Dissapear

80%

Bomb

67%

Suicide

67%

Accident

53%

Stabbed

47%

Eaten

47%

Posion

40%

Disease

33%

Suffocated

33%

Electric Chair

20%

Drowning

13%

Cut Throat

13%

How Will You Die??

Microsoft paint ROCKS

Smurfy — 2005-03-18T03:03:50-05:00

Smurfy, go to bed. You silly emo kid. It's 4:00 AM and you're listening to "Father Of Mine" while you watch some bot in a chatroom periodically kick you out and invite you back....

And you couldn't even get a high score on Galaga.

TO THE SLEEP!

..But first..

A NEW HEADER IS BORN!

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Smurfy — 2005-03-19T01:03:43-05:00

What a rush, huh?

I was watching this thing on CNN last night about blogging, and the blogosphere.

I like that word, blogosphere.

Apparently they did some odd research and found some statistic, saying there are over 80 million blogs worldwide now.

"To read is to be read". I also liked that quote.

So now I guess I can trace back to my own personal...um.."success" on this specific blog provider..

But it was really cool, you know, blogs are becoming so mainstream...

Moving on to things less enjoyable.

Like "The Ring 2"

Er, sorry,

"The Ring Two"

I went, (Actually drove) to see it yesterday. That was some..crazy stuff. I think I violoated over 14 traffic laws, and at one point blocked to at least 3 lanes of traffic.

Keynote: Stay away from policeman.

But the movie. Let's talk about that, shall we?

Basically, what you have, is the exact same movie as the first one. Heck, most of the shots are ..the same.

She ends up in the well again, the ..girl is in the well again.. of course this time the girl is moving in fast forward, thats a problem, (Especially for "Rachel").

Rachel finds a copy of "The Tape", and decides to burn it after another opening incidental teenager is killed by it. Or rather, killed by whats her face coming out of the TV. Rachel gets word of it, goes in the house, takes the tape, and burns it.

Now, this REALLY pisses off the dead girl. So she comes after..Rachel and Aidan, dur.

The boy, Aidan, ..or however you spell that, is ..well, see, this is where it gets tricky. Apparently she's.."possessing" him, or...something. So Aidan can just give someone the ol' greenfaced death anytime he wants. And we still don't see how she actually kills them, and MAKES that green face look.

There is a cool cameo though... The guy who plays Luhmberg in "Office Space" plays an ol' dopey real estate agent. Yep.

In the end, Rachel has to kill her son, (or actually ...uh..the..demon..long haired veneful female spirirt...uh..What the heck was her name again...oh, screw it) to get the demon girl thing out of Aidan. Then Aidan lives. Happy ending..again.

Full comes full circle. Which is very true. Because the first one ended in the exact same way. Hey, if you liked deer beating up cars, this is the movie for you.

Otherwise, only watch if you laughed at the first one, and..just..don't have much to do. Like, me and Jason for example.

I give it two trademark symbols. and a half (represented by an asterisk)

™ | ™ | *

\/\/00tz4h

Smurfy — 2005-03-19T06:03:17-05:00

Ladies and Gentlemen, and feminine males, I'm heading off for the coast tommorow morning. There's going to be THREE WHOLE DAYS where I can't post.

That's the longest dry run since last June.

I know the world might just fall apart if I can't make fun of it for 2 and a half days, but hey, that's why they invented duct tape. So, you know, wish me luck.

Hope you guys have a killer sunday.

And a killer Monday.

But don't die.

Just have a killer tuesday.

Woooosh.

I promise I'll try not to make any movies this time.

_____________

My AIM is mobile, and I can IM you back...If you so desire, IM me.

SN: Raining SkyFire

Ok, back.

Smurfy — 2005-03-23T11:03:41-05:00

Haha.

Well, I'm back.

And do we have a show for you....

um..

Tommorow.

I'm going to ignore this for now. LATERZ.

___________

Edit: Actually, come to think of it, I better write some things down before I forget the...m..Oh..Crap.

Already did.

But let me tell you, Ladies, Gentlemen,

I finally beat Super Mario Bros. 3.

Yes, I did.

My platforming skills are complete.

It's taken me ..let's see...I got..my NES...when..I was..5..

Eleven years to beat that stupid game?

But, I sure did. I sure did beat it. Only it was the GBA version, so the cool joke "SORRY YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE LOL J/K" thing that Peach said in the original is gone. Alas!

But I beat it.

at 2:30 in the morning. And I yelled. And I woke up my cousin, who made fun of me, and told me proudly of how he had beaten it before he had turned 8.

Sometimes...

Gah, It rocked though.

I think of my aunt and uncle and cousins down in wilmington as a second family. I always get depressed when I have to leave, because they all are just...awesome.

Who else has an uncle that you can sit around with, watch "The Amazing Race" and make stupid jokes with for an hour?

No one.

And I did not know riding grocery carts around empty parking lots was so much fun!

What weird misc. thing are you?

Wallama

You're a little backwards and a little annoying, but deep down, we all love you.

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Blog napped.

Smurfy — 2005-03-24T03:03:47-05:00

1. First Name: ..Morgan.
2. Were you named after anyone? My great great grandfather, James Wiley Stewart. Also my father.

3. Do you wish on stars? ..Nah.

4. When did you last cry? ..A..good while back..
5. Do you like your handwriting? Haha. No. Well, actually...Yeah. it's bad, but yes. I like it.
6. What's your favorite lunch meat? Sliced chicken.

7. What is your birth date? December 18th 1988.
8. What is your most embarrassing moment? ...I have so many. So many. Um, let's think of one here...hahaha, Leah. That was pretty good. Yeah. meeting leah.
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Absolutely not.

10. Are you a daredevil? ..No.
11. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? Yep. But not lately. Not this school year.

12. Do looks matter? Occasionally, yes..
13. How do you release anger? ...Hm. I drink a can of sundrop, I load up my gun, and I shoot the heck out of that thing.
14. Where is your second home? Wilmington, North Carolina.
15. Do you trust others easily? hm..I used to trust more than I do now.
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? LEGO's.

17. What class in high school do you think was totally useless? ..English.
18. Do you have a journal? I have a journal I've kept since I was 6. Also, I have this piece of amazing literature on mindsay, I have a LJ, I also have a myspace, andddd.... Oh yes, and a Xanga.
19. Do you use sarcasm a lot? all the TIME.
20. What do you want to be when you grow up? Right now? An actor, a writer, ...anything involved with film or the stage, really.
21. Beer or Wine? Neither.

22. Nickname? Smurfy. In olden times, it was "Mj", and.. yeah, Any variation of smurfy. This girl Red, from some carribean island used to call me "Smufums".
23. Would you bungee jump? ....I dunno. Probably not.
24. Do you untie your shoes before taking them off? No. Never.
25. Do you think that you are strong? ..Sometimes.
26. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Breyer's Cofee ice cream.
27. Shoe Size? 12
28. Red/Pink? red.
29. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I have poor conversation skills. I just say things. But tthat works sometimes. Also, I'm...uh..Hm..There's a ton of stuff. I'm occasionally lazy. And also, I'm very stupid and I don't think of anything until things have happened. Like, Caroline Williams just walked by my house, and I didn't think to look and see if it was her until she was gone. Now I'm stupid again.

30. Who do you miss most? Right now? Alot of people..
32. What color pants are you wearing? Blue.
33. What are you listening to right now? "Metal Ink Pen", by Fredryk Phoenix.
34. Last thing you ate? Chocolate lucky charms. The best cereal ever.
35. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Blue
36. What is the weather like right now? Beautiful.

37. Last person you talked to on the phone? ...uh...a.s..No idea. Maybe.. Aunt Christi?
38. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Who wants to see me smacked. No one. Hair.

39. Do you like the person who sent this to you? haha. leah. Yes I do.
40. Favorite Alcoholic Drink? None.
41. Favorite Sport? ..I played baseball, but I guess I like football the most.
42. Eye Color? Green or brown.
43. Do you wear contacts? sometimes.

44. Favorite Food? spaghetii..
45. Last Movie You Watched? Star wars IV: A new hope.

46. Favorite Day of the Year? ...uh..I gues...early fall?
47. Scary Movies or Happy Endings? Heck. I don't care. But sure, scary movies.
48. Summer or Winter? Summer

49. Hugs or Kisses? ..Now I'm just getting depressed. I need to go somewhere.
50. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? ...Whew. Chocloate ..pie.
51. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? Hmm... Some of the Katie-people, maybe that cool strawberry sweetie girl, Leah most likely will, Blake will write something in here that will be reminiscient of "FOOD BAD, GUAH!", Jason might write "Who's Caroline Williams" And..uh..So many people will respond.
52. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? ...The one's who are dead.

53. What Books Are You Reading? Some book alex gave me called "Hairstyles of the damned", and "The time machine"

54. What's on your mouse pad? (BELKIN®) a logo.
55. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? The Tonight Show, Late Night with Conan... Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
56. Favorite Smells? old Tobacco barns, and hay fields. Also hay barns.

57. Rolling Stones or Beatles? The Beatles.
58. Do you believe in Evolution or Creation? Creation.
59. What's the furthest you've been from home? California, nevada, arizona, flooorida texas, so many places.
60. What kind of pets do you have? Retarded animals. The rejected ones. Goats, cats, buirds, fish, dogs, there USED to be rabbits and turtles and more dogs and more birds. and more cats.

Cool..test thing.

Smurfy — 2005-03-24T04:03:20-05:00

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	53%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	40%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	60%
Empathy	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Religious	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|	16%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Food indulgent	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Female cliche	\|\|\|\|	16%

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Stability
Orderliness
Extraversion

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changeable, in the middle, suspicious, somewhat traditional, dislikes chaos, down to earth, group oriented, practical... you scored in the middle on the overall factors of this test
results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting. results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun. results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

The 6th movie by Smurfy

Smurfy — 2005-03-25T01:03:37-05:00

BonziBuddyX: Oh, Mel just reminded me of something.
BonziBuddyX: I thought it up a few days ago, but now i'm altering it.
BonziBuddyX: You ready for this?
Raining SkyFire: Yeah
Raining SkyFire: I'm braced.
BonziBuddyX: (cue 'Battle Without Honor or Integrity')
BonziBuddyX: IN THE YEAR 2005
Raining SkyFire: XD
BonziBuddyX: MORGAN STEWART AND BYRON ANDERSON WILL
BonziBuddyX: (dun dun dun duuuuuhn)
BonziBuddyX: KILL PHIL
Raining SkyFire: ...
Raining SkyFire: hahahahaha...

And also,

For some reason I had never been to this site, but

http://www.theonion.com is good. Michelle...um..Vaughn..I think that's the right spelling, gave it to me.

I didn't even realize we were talking for almost an hour and a half.

Today was a good day!

Zombie House Dimensions.

Smurfy — 2005-03-25T11:03:26-05:00

Shriek if you know what I did last friday the 13th is still a very funny movie. I've seen it three times now, but you know, it's stillll funny. Very funny. I think it get's funnier when you watch it with a bunch of stupid guys. Which is what we did tonight!

Moooovie Night.

We arrived at Jasons, We being Blake, Jordan and I, and we're planning on watching Shriek, and House 1-4.

We watched shriek, which was much on the humor, and then for some reason I decided we should watch RocketMan. The one I made.

I made it last summer, but it's already showing age. I watch the tape and I see so many things I want to redo, to recut, to rewrite.

But no way am I gonna be able to convince my uncle to do that same movie again. I suppose I'll never really be satisfied with it. Everyone there didn't like it anyway. It just needs to be done better... Or ,... I don't know. Maybe I need to actually film a movie with dialogue. That doesn't suck. Plus, basically, all the dialogue cards int he movie are like, in-jokes with my uncle anyway. Like the hairgel and the ON THE AM stuff. So, yeah. RocketMan is staying in my "Dead Movie Projects" box from now on. Along with ...Alot of other things.

After that fiasco, we went and ate..I think lunch maybe. Lunch was good. Jason has the best views in that house. After the Chef-Boy-Ardee, and the miscellanous conversations about all the stuff we have conversations about, we went downstairs and watched HOUSE and half of HOUSE II: The second Story. (A real movie!)

We ate burger king, or tried to. Blake declared FOOD BAD! AGH! and then spent the next 5 hours inhaling corn candy. The man lives off of fumes. Literally. Sugar fumes.

Jordan was given the proverbial finger by the burger king people, because he got a soda with ice. Crazy ol' workers.

We also figured out that we're singing (As a quartet), the song from Anchorman, "Afternoon Delight". It's gonna be some kinda hott.

With two t's.

The rest of House II was forgettable, then we watched the alleged House III, "The Horror Show". Okay movie, nto that amazing, but better then the "House"es anyway. But bad movies are what I live off of, for the most part. Besides cheeseburgers.

I took Jordan back up to food lion, where his parents were to pick him up. But, when I came back to Jason's, and noticed Blake and Jason had killed each other. I pulled the golf club out of Blakes chest, then had a sword fight with Jason. He pretty much killed me, but then we finished "House III" For the fun of it. Then Blake had to leave.

So we just..left.

But not before searching the yearbook!

No, no. Not before.

And..uh..

We ate alot.

Skyyyyrockets in flight!

..Afternoon delight!

We need to learn how to play poker. But I think I'm gonna go memorize the words to this song now.

In preparation for HOUSE IV. Which will happen...

SOON.

::Squeaky annoying laugh::

Reminiscient of House III.

THE HORROR SHOW.

____________________

Edit:

Holy snap. I siad it was jordan who didn't want ice.

IT WAS BLAKE.

Oh, Sir Erwin. FORGIVE MY MORTAL SOUL.

_____________

Edit:

GAH! It's ERVIN.

I HATE the part of my head that remembers things.

___________________

Edit:

I also found this awesome picture of George Romero.

This man is one of the most awesome directors ever. This is him on the set of the 4th in his great "Dead" series, "Land Of The Dead". Also known as "Dead Reckoning" and "Twilight of the dead". The last sequel to Night, Day, and Dawn of the dead. I also have a picture of "Dead Reckoning", the zombie-killing vehicle of choice for those stuck inside the walled gates of the only city left. It comes out October 21st in theaters. I'm gonna see this one many times...

Another infernal quiz.

Smurfy — 2005-03-26T05:03:28-05:00

--Goth--
Do you wear black eyeliner?: Nah
How much black clothing do you own?: I think like, one black shirt. And I hate it.
Do you think about death often?: Not really.
Do you want to die? Before math and spanish, and then civics, yes.
Are you pale?: No, or rather, I don't think I am...
Do you cut yourself?: No.
Do you like Hot Topic?: Absolutely not.

--Skater Punk--
Can you skateboard? HA!
How often do you wear Vans?: never
What's your sneaker brand? Dr. Scholls.
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: ....Yes.
How much do you get in trouble?: Not very often.
Do you listen to the bands who are considered posers?: Smash Mouth? The Eagles?

How many piercings do you have?: None.

--Prep--
How often do you say the word "like"?: Not very often at all. Unless I'm describing something.
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: No. And I never have.

How many purses do you own?: Oh ::lisp:: 16!
Is lip gloss a must?: ..No.
How often do you wear makeup?: When I'm in a play.

Ever had a manicure?: No.

Rock music is bad, right?: ....Shutup.
Are you ever ditzy?: Hmmm...Nottttt that ..No.

Do you own high heels?: ..No.

Have you ever said "Oh my gosh"?: ...Sure!
Are you a cheerleader?: ....No

--Hippie--
Is your hair long?: ...Longer then I think I've ever had it,a ctually.
Are you a vegetarian?: No....NO.
Do you own a tye dye shirt?: No.
Do you want peace?: In what sense?
Do you want to save the animals?: I'm not an activist. But I don't..like..hm.. Sure.

What do you think about war?: Necesaary at times.
Have you ever made a peace sign with your two fingers?: You betcha.

--Gangsta--
Are you from the ghetto?: ...As far from it as it gets.
Do you own "bling bling"?: I have a class ring that says "Smurfy"

What do you think about do-rags?: Stupid.

Do you like rap?: No. Not at all. Except for some Gorrilaz stuff..

How about hip-hop?: Most of it, yeah. Hate it.
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: Heck if I know/care
What do you think about afros?: I want an afro.

Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?: No.

--Emo--
How often do you cry?: Nooooot that often.
Do you have an ex?: ....no.
Do you have an acoustic guitar?: Yes. Can I play it? No. Is it broken? Yes.
Are you emotional?: By the end of fourth quarter, yes, I will be.
Do you like soft music?: sometimes
Do people understand you?: Dude, I don't even understand me sometimes.

Do you write your own songs?: Eh. No.
Is your hair dyed dark?: Not dyed at all.

--Geek--
Do you wear glasses?: When I feel like it.

Are you smart?: Yes, or rather, I'm smart when I actually find something that doesn't bore me to tears. Like....math for instance. Or civcs.
Do you use an inhaler?: No.
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: Haha. Yes. I'm very uptight about my pencils.
Does your mom buy your clothes?: No. I buy all of them.
How often are you on the computer?: ....When am I NOT? I am one with mindsay.

Do you get picked on?: Haha. Yes.

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Smurfy — 2005-03-27T10:03:22-05:00

Well.

Last chance smurfy, you gonna write that essay now when you have time...or...tommorow at 12?

....

I'll take the midnight version "PLZ" thanks.

What do you expect? School's back in.

Smurfy — 2005-03-28T09:03:09-05:00

Yep.

Time to write that essay.

Maybe.

After school was awesome today, it was. Our skit didn't go quiiiiite as well as I'd hoped in theater arts, but it got alot of laughs. Jayme plays quite the mad scientist.

Even after a two week absence, those subs still taste ...terrible.

Good thing I can be obsessive and eat them every day.

Also,...um...

I think I want to see "Sin City". I'm not sure. I'm going to read more into it.

TIME TO WRITE....ish..

(But I must sign leah's PANTS)

LATERZ

____

LATER THAT NIGHT

Raining SkyFire: Oh, Jordan!
Raining SkyFire: Hey man, what's happening?
lousy theif25: nothing mutch
Raining SkyFire: Yeah, that's relatable.
Raining SkyFire: Same here.
lousy theif25: I just got off FF11
Raining SkyFire: Psh, and you get mad at me for playing RuneScape.
lousy theif25: well one is good the other is Runescape

"Emergency Exit Seat"

Smurfy — 2005-03-29T04:03:31-05:00

Man alive, was today awesome or what.

This is two in a row, some kind-a...freakin' record or something

I love this time of year. The weather's AWESOME.

Off topic: The musical. Now off broadway.

Smurfy — 2005-03-30T10:03:54-05:00

Okay, well.

Not as spectacular as yesterday, but it had it's high spots. it wasn't bad or anything.

I spent the first 45 minutes of my day sleeping through the entire bus ride. all 45 minutes. I was so tired, I sat down and went right to sleep. My MP3 player happily buzzing songs in my ear.

I went to egnlish, finished my.."Tanka" poem. Which goes something like this (Jason and I wrote it together)

A traveler tramped down

an old dusty road

Stopped, he breathed the fresh air,

then he fell over

Dead as a doornail.

It's, you see, about the brevity of..life..

And also,

We..

English isn't exactly my "High Priority" class.

Jasons was about a man falling out of a tree.

I prefer it, actually.

But, you know, after that, our math teacher forgot to give out homework, I'm ignoring that civics project because I hate civics, and..

You know,

the general nonsense.

After school, we had a run-through of the play, and for some reason I came. Carrie told us Sarah Shepperd dropped out, but the lovely dear forgot, you know, to tell anyone. So hurray for finding replacements.

Congratulations.

Also, the one act my group wrote didn't win. It only got 5 votes.

All our group didn't even vote for it, so, ah, you know.

I guess the mentals song from "Shriek" just wasn't enough. Oh well. "The Okra Wimpy Show" isn't all bad, you know. I enjoy marrying a beetle. I think.

But, you know, back to after school. I saw Caroline Williams, and I actually got to say something besides "WOAH HI" like I usually do in the hallways.

Also, ..

I keep dragging myself off-topic, you notice?

I sure do.

Anyway, the read through was... The beggining, regardless, was anything except productive. We can narrow this down to the fact that Brittany isn't aggresive enough in making Ashley Bowman shutup. You have to hit her pretty hard. Also, freshie was there. And Joey.

But we distracted ourselves more then they did.

Jason took my Moutain dew cap, which I'm sure had a great prize on it. Probably money.

Oh well.

Anyway, Lucy showed up at the end and shushed up the masses, because she can kick hit you pretty hard. As we all know.

Regardless, we finally finished and began some blocking.

...And...uh..

I went home.

And ignored my work. For YOU.

Feel special America.

...

Or at least mildly irritated.

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Smurfy — 2005-03-31T09:03:22-05:00

....

Today SUCKED.

That's it, you know?

SUCKED.

I didn't even get to sign Leah's pants.

And..uh..

Actually, it didn't completely suck.

There WERE a few ...un-sucky portions.

That was mainly at the end of the day, though.

I'm giving the oddest moment to Kat asking me if I wanted to date her little sister.

Well, maybe not odd. Just..

Unexpected.

I always thought she was older then Kat for some reason.

But, man, it's weird.

Every time I've fallen asleep ont he bus the past week, I wake up, and every TIME I wake up, The same songs playing.

You know, Everclear, Wonderful.

Easy to have happen when you only have 35 songs on your MP3 player.

I must be changing it in my sleep or ..something..

I don’t wanna hear you say
That I will understand someday
No, no, no, no
I don’t wanna hear you say
You both have grown in a different way
No, no, no, no
I don’t wanna meet your friends
And I don’t wanna start over again
I just want my life to be the same
Just like it used to be
Some days I hate everything
I hate everything
Everyone and everything
Please don’t tell me everything is wonderful now...

I don’t wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now

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Smurfy — 2005-04-01T06:04:45-05:00

I'm never going to get this grafitii off my hands.

Michelle Vaughan's sharpies are rotten little things.

Onward!

It was discovered thsi morning that my 5.50 was carried in vain, and that that chris kid is just a jerk.

Well, in English, Jason and I made fun of the use of the word "Heretic" because of...the obvious connections to "Excorcist II: THe Heretic", (which by the way, is probably one of the worst sequels I've seen).

Then..English was over. It usually does end after awhile.

Nothing much else of interest occured until later. We voted for student director and sheppard managed to slide by by two votes, after Amichi dropped out. At least Ashley didn't win.

Spaz.

I tried out for the nerdy bug guy. I'll probably land it. I hope I do anyway.

The only thing I want for this year is to become Vice-President of drama club and to get "Best Actor" for our class for the 2nd year.

...

You know, along with some other things.

Regardless, thing's were looking up today.

AND HOLY CRAP,

I GOTTA GO.

It'...

It is finished...

ARFENHOUSE THREE HAS BEEN FINISHED.

HOLY CRAP!!!!ONE

Wait..

What..is..today..

:clicks:

Blast it. I knew it.

Paul Netto, your day will come. Your day will come. Stupid april fools joke.

Where was I again?

Of, forget this. Now I can't concentrate.

I want to see "Kung Fu Hustle" now.

__________

Edit:

I did leave a few things out.

I remembered!

See, we were in health today, but yeah, we didn't really ntoice because Mcconell just let us do whatever. So Kat, Ben and I talked for an hour. About..

stuff, and things.

We did some weird "HEALTH MAGAZINE" quiz, and it turns out that I have a deeply unrealistic view of my relationships.

Those crazy magazine quizzes. Always..

Getting things exactly right.

Ah, well.

In 7th period, we did our stock things, and I talked to Vaughan for about 30 minutes. She made a Morgan Lovelace joke. I can't stand Lovelace.

She is some kind of awesome.

On the bus ride home, as I was talking to cameron about the play 5th period did, where Katie let Zach Reed play me (No more extended version for you), All the sudden Cameron goes DUDE SMURFY ITS JASON

And then we made some hand gestures, et cetera.

That bus looks so dull. I think Jason was right.

And then I jumped out of the window, climbed on top of the bus, and rode home up there.

HAHA, APIRL FOOLS. I GOT YOU.

....

We need more health classes like that, Ben/Kat.

Stolen from Madison's blog.

"" ...I've faltered in following my hearts goals. There's so much talk of being who you are and loving yourself for the true you and blah blah- and who the heck knows who they are these days? How come no... "

...SLEEP...GOOD

Smurfy — 2005-04-02T12:04:55-05:00

Total Google connections to "Smurfy Mindsay"(No quotes): 463

Connections to "Luc Mindsay": 6100 (I'm going to beat him some day)

"Mshavisham Mindsay": 49

"TelevisionMan Mindsay": 180

"Chad the nad": 6 porn sits.

Jason: Haha..

Jason: Chad the Nad..

Jason: CHHHYYYYAAAAAAAD THE NYYAAAD!

Smurfy: ::makes wayne noises::

Smurfy: I just found the biggest palindrone..ever

Jason: Let's see it.

Smurfy: A santa spit taboo bat tips at NASA

Jason: ..

Jason: What in the hell is a 'Santa spit taboo bat'?

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Smurfy — 2005-04-02T04:04:46-05:00

So, Basically, What it all comes down to,

Is that Sin City was freakin' awesome. The style...the..dialog. The action.

Intense, poetic, Beeeeeautiful.

The balck and white visuals with the flashes of color was amazing. The characters are well rounded (If not invincible), and there are tons of..

Man.

What a MOVIE. You can't even tell that Tarentino directed that one scene. It fits right in.

You want to be entertained, you go watch that movie.

Man...

Frank Miller's SIN CITY

House V

DUR.

Smurfy — 2005-04-02T10:04:39-05:00

I developed a new header by use of some bizarre twisted vision I had of a long shadow on my closet door. The shadow sucked. But you get a new header anyway!

And, just for the sake of writing more, I found this ... I guess, blues-y version of "Somewhere Over the rainbow".

I'm deeply in love with it.

because I'm TOO REAL.

1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. What's it say?
"In order to cut administartive costs, salaries can be paid to nonexempt employees;"

2)Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? a "Lola" comic strip.

3) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The 100 Scariest Movie Moments

4) WITHOUT LOOKING,what time do you think it is?
10:45

5) Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
10:55

6) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Basketball game, my sisters stupid rap music.

7) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I went for a walk in the light rain.

8) Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Another blogging website

9) What are you wearing?
The same thing as in my header. Nice loose jeans, a losse t-shirt, a loose..er t shirt.

10) Did you dream last night?
About..Someone..I think..

11) When did you last laugh?
At the movies.

12) What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Nothing but whtie paint. Eugh.

13) Seen anything weird lately?
hmmm... Nah.

14) Last movie you saw?
Sin City

15) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
....The entire blogosphere

17) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be?
More undeveloped land. Less..Developments.

Do you like to dance?
...I cannot answer this based upon my relgious beliefs. (I can't dance. Because Im a stupid klutz)

19) George Bush:
Operation Samurai. Part dos.

your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Mary-Rose

Same question for a boy.
James Avery (For my Great-Great Grandfather James Wiley Stewart, my Great-grandfather Lindsey Avery..and my grandpa, Charlie Avery.)

22)What was the last thing you ate?
Wendy's.

...

Again.

Smurfy James Stewart's Aliases

Your movie star name: Milky Way Charlie

Your fashion designer name is Smurfy Paris

Your socialite name is MJ WINSTON

Your fly girl / guy name is S Ste

Your detective name is Dog West Forsyth

Your barfly name is Chips

Your soap opera name is James Hauser

Your rock star name is Three Musketeers Rabbit

Your star wars name is Smudj Stemi

Your punk rock band name is The Awesome London Broil

The Amazing Meganame Generator

These people are TOO REAL

Smurfy — 2005-04-03T01:04:53-05:00

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Smurfy — 2005-04-04T10:04:37-05:00

So now what.

I wrote a pretty cool monologue during biology today.

...

Sort of.

Anyway, I think I finished.. (I used "Finised" loosely) my Civics project. Booya.

It's total crap, but it's done. So he can just dance off inot the sunset with his happy ever-smoking cigarette smell.

(Also, UNC leads by 13 at the half)

Go heels

I've got to see how many posts I've made. I mean, my anniversery is coming up..

Gah, theres no way I'm counting all these posts, but it's killling me. I MUST.

CURSE YOU, YOU BEASTLY DESIRE TO GAIN USELESS KNOWLEDGE!

Whew.

Smurfy — 2005-04-05T09:04:19-05:00

What a day, huh?

Day 2/3 of staying after school much longer then I want too.

Much much longer.

Today was better then yesterday, but only because today have had to work HARD to beat yesterday out, you know?

It tried, but to no avail!

Except for math, but that's only because Math SUCKS. You know, like the "JIMMY BUFFETT" song. (That guy who keeps releasing the same album over and over, with new titles and lyrics)

(HAHA. I STOLE THAT JOKE)

It was noted, however, that there's still a 60% of Katie still being pissed off after "SAID INCIDENT". But, hey, it's fourth quarter. Fourth Quarter sucks. People go craaaaazy.

We are now going to replay a lunch joke.

__________

Angry Complaigning Zach: Oh, anyone know how to get someone to contradict themselves repeatedly? All's you have to do---

Angry Complaigning Smurfy: is ask Nikki Lyon a question about anything?

(Angry complaigning crowd around lunch table laughs)

Blake: OW MY RIBS.

___________

Shortly afterwards, I sat beside my biology partner, noting that he smells exceptionally bad today.

But, you know. Who doesn't have a giant 6 foot tall awkward acne-fied incredibly greasy-haired freshman who smells like something I can't even begin to desribe as a partner!

I know I do.

Also noted today: Don't say jokes in improv unless you intend on beating everyone around you to using them. They steal more then I DO. I mean, that's practically impossible.

(Also, do not leave the lyrics to "Love and Death" by The Stills in your biology classwork. It causes substitutes to laugh at you and make awkward glances and to say "Your poem here isn't very good.". And that song is GOOD, Mr. Random T. SUBSTITUTE.)

Let's...see...OH YES.

Sarah is a nasty little politician.

Sarah says:

I will only use 7-syllable words here, because I can.

My part's fine...But, you know? Porshe (PORCHE?) (PORSHA?) (PORSHUH?) (OO-EE-AA?) as the rapper? No. She didn't even try it to the souuuundtrack sweetheart.

But hey, you know, whatever. I'm just walking on, talking about bugs, and walking off.

(Why isn't Tony Danza's talk show cancelled yet?)

(tick) (Tick) (TICK)

Smurfy — 2005-04-06T06:04:34-05:00

Today, my allergies decided they were going to start their annual pain-festival in my nose/eyes. THe lunch tables and..houses..and..cars...

All coated with the crap.

Not unlike some current social situations, which seem to be covered in some kind of weird mechanical pencil lead shavings!

Specifically, "The Katie Incident"

A few days ago, Katie get's mad, I apologize, call her, all that.

(Insert emoticon)

The next day, hey, things are alright.

But, the day after.

O_O! (Insert thunder clap/lightening)

SMURFY! YOU FOOL!

So now, they've reverted and gone back to...the pre-phone call era. I don't really know why, but she decided she wouldn't talk to me today/anymore.

I don't really know why, but, hey, why not?

All's I learned last year told me that avoiding problems gives you nothing but bigger problems. It's best to get them fixed quickly and to forget about it.

But hey, why worry about that when you can just buy gas for $2.26!!!

And spend 30 dollars to fill up said smurfmobile.

Only I don't have $30.00. I have $20.00.

Twenty equals= No pushwater.

On another note, I learned a little something about projects today.

Number one,

If your projects crap, and it's a presentation, simpyl go to the front of the class and fit as many jokes per square inch as possible in. If you makie everyone laugh for 15 minute, bam, good grade.

I stretched a 5 page presentation into 10 minutes, and somehow made it look like I'd done work.

Presto. Instant good grade.

CELEBRATE.

Also, angry leigh-anne freshman girl got the role of "smurfy".

I can't wait to see this

It's gonna ROCK

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Smurfy — 2005-04-07T06:04:43-05:00

You know what?

Today's thursday.

( it means that roughly ...oh..you know, maybe 12 hours from now it'll be friday)

My hand is killing me, and I'm not sure why. Perhpas because I just slept on it.

Anywho, I decided I would go with Leah to the afore-mentioned event, (Only I never mentioned it afore) and..

Heck.

I ain't got a thing to say, and my arm is killing me.

..I

I'll update later.

When the pollen goes away from my eyes.

I hate allergies.

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Smurfy — 2005-04-07T08:04:26-05:00

So, in an effort to write "POEM 2.1" I figured I'd use the "Fortune cookie" poem selection.

I have..

I collect fortune cookies responses, see, in my wallett.

I have many many many fortune slips in my wallett, that I've...taken from various cookies.

But I couldn't find one I liked for the poem.

Then in the other pocket, I found one that said

"The Simplest Answer Is To Act"

I liked that one, so I decided to use it.

Six poems later, I realize this project isn't quite as easy as originally hoped.

Also,

It feels really good outside.

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Smurfy — 2005-04-08T08:04:15-05:00

...

Man.

I haven't been to "THE Y" since 8th grade.

This should be frightening.

\/\/00tz4h

Smurfy — 2005-04-09T05:04:41-05:00

Ah. So. Went to Leah's lock-in thing yesterday.

By this point, it's all surrealistic, because of the whole sleep deprivation ordeal. But, you know, I had a good time. Good time!

Lot's of sundrop. Unfortunetelly also there was Sierra Mist.

Jason and I got...high off of chlorine ..and..um.. locker-room scent. Try to make it to the pool to assault Leah and her "K"rew. After we made it out though, we just left. We went right back out because it smelled even worse inside the pool.

So, Leah led an event full of destruction..and..mayhem in general.

Also Leah's mom..is just..

Man are they alike.

There was a whole lot of bad posture going on.

Anyway, after having this conversation for about 30 minutes with this two coolg uys who liked pretty much the same..movies, we ..played a twisted game of hide and seek. Like one and a half times. And then we...

Slept?

But not before joining several clubs.

Anyway, at the end for about the last hour we just laid down at the end of a hall and talked.../mumbled about...stupid things, like "Another Brick in the wall" and then Harvey.

That Harvey deal lasted awhile.

But it was pretty cool.

Everyone else fell asleep then.

Ah man does my leg hurt.

I Drugged Her: he's outside now
Raining SkyFire: Who is.
I Drugged Her: blake
Raining SkyFire: Ah, Blake.
Raining SkyFire: So much hair.
I Drugged Her: this is mom
Raining SkyFire: Cool, cool.

According to Mindsay, I have..

348634 entries.

I think that number is wrong.

So I did more ..testing and whatnot.

My first entry had a number of 131675.

So, if I subtract it from the other bnumber...I have... 216,959 posts.

That's still not right.

Office Max Coupon Code

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Smurfy — 2005-04-10T02:04:52-05:00

EAGLES LYRICS

"Life's Been Good"

I have a mansion
Forget the price
Ain't never been there
They tell me it's nice

I live in hotels
Tear out the walls
I have accountants
Pay for it all

They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

My Maserati
Does one eighty-five
I lost my license
Now I don't drive

I have a limo
Ride in the back
I lock the doors
In case I'm attacked

I'm making records
My fans they can't wait
They write me letters
Tell me I'm great

So I got me an office
Gold records on the wall
ust leave a message
Maybe I'll call

Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
(Everybody sing) I'm cool (He's cool)
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far

I go to parties
Sometimes until four
It's hard to leave
When you can't find the door

It's tough to handle
This fortune and fame
Everybody's so different
I haven't changed

They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
(Everybody sing) Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
I keep on going guess I'll never know why ,
Life's been good to me!

Man. Is that song fantastic or what. And of course, like every song except for those two released in the 90's, the eagles sang it.

(The eagles are everywhere)

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Smurfy — 2005-04-10T03:04:42-05:00

Also, new icon.

It's acid-y fresh!

And also, I planted that counter on my page to see if I still get hits like I used to, back on Mindsay V. 2 or whatever.

v1.5.

Whatever.

Turns out, yeah.

::five minutes after posting::

..Wow. I already have 21!

Ow.

Smurfy — 2005-04-10T09:04:13-05:00

Good Idea: Going outside to enjoy the weather

Bad Idea: Seeing the tree house (Or tree platform) that was built when I was 9. Deciding to get on it.

Painful idea: Climbing that tree houses ladder.

FIVE SECONDS LATER:

OW!

( Half the support beam breaks and two steps shatter. 70 year old nail cuts through my toe)

MAN does that smart.

( The electronic AOL voice echoes through my head )

Welcome!

You've got tetanus!

____
EDIT:

BEST DAY EVER

BANG!

Smurfy — 2005-04-11T07:04:41-05:00

Man.

What a day, huh?

And by what a day, I mean, man am I SICK of having allergies that for some reason don't react to any of a variety of medicines.

And by variety of medicines I mean, I've taken pills, dissolving tablets, nose sprays, and liquid..y..stuff

And often, many differetn varieties of those.

But, whatever.

Space,space,space.

After causing Brittany much mroe stress then could eve rpossibly be needed, we somehow managed to finish the rehearsal of the play. Note: Read the script some day, smurfy.

And I aslo heard the most intresting of news today!

It turns out that Jaclyn Browning was driving her car around for some

reason, her car of two weeks, and the brakes failed, and she crashed into

a building.

(Totalling the car)

Well. She's alright. But no more brand new car.

Harsh.

In other news, Smurfy complained about something another, then went off to pretend to do his homework.

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Smurfy — 2005-04-11T09:04:53-05:00

Ha.

How about that?

I didn't even know I was ON that yearbook signature thing.

Thanks to my commentors!

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Smurfy — 2005-04-12T08:04:21-05:00

Ah. With all this poetry jabber in english I keep getting reminded of my old friend Krista Reynolds.

Anyone ever heard of her?

She had a few poems published, but I'm not sure where/when.

I haven't had any contact with her since the 4th quarter of freshman year. Boy do I miss her. I just wish I could find her again. I still have a few of her poems..

Painted skies from long ages past,
separated from the sun.
Passing Sculpted angels,
And Silent Songs of sorrow.
Dripping from the sky,
In tears of light.
As the sound of time,
Echoes in your mind,
forever still.

_______________________

Dreams forgotten without a single word said.
Haunt the memories of what I once knew.
Save me from what I hold deep inside,
For My fate shall overtake me soon.

Blood hungry for life,
For I've hurt far too many.
As I lay in my imaginary room.
Sitting here with my empty thoughts,
Invisible from the outside,
In a word, with everything dead.

Fake tears hitting the ground.
As for the Blood I shed,
I wish it were fake.

To feel real pain,
To see real blood.
To know of eternity,
For all there is, is rain.

Sitting in my head.
For I've forever been dead.

This life of mine was never real,
These people I see but never hear.
I'm afraid that I’ve imagined everything here.
Because deep inside,
I'm truly just a lonely fool,
Playing a game that, I, can never win.

Krista Reynolds

If anyone....by any weird coinicidence happens to know of a poet named Krista Reynolds who used to have the screen name "KamikoLSS"...

I would love you for ages if you could direct me to her now.

_________________

Today was much better!

Dayquil liqui-gel's work wonderful miracles. Allergetic miracles.

Still, I managed to sneeze about 16 times after entering english class.

Late. Again!

But, you know, who cares.

After school was improv..and..me and garrett were apparently funny.

Very funny according to some eyewitness acounts.

It baffles me!

On another note,

There wasn't much to say today.

__________

After school, however, more plans were laid for

"THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY:

JASON VERSUS SMRUFY"

It's gonna be INTENSE!

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-04-13T09:04:44-05:00

Woah.

New header.

Now...for..

Ah, screw it.

"Les Miserables" ain't lookin' like a good read.

THE PEEEEEOPPPPPLE WERE MEEEEEE!

Smurfy — 2005-04-14T04:04:42-05:00

Well.

Leeeeet's see.

This morning, I ended up having to run again, because I'm lazy and I never go to class before the sprint bell. But then I have to run halfway across the world and up the stairs to make it. In 45 seconds.

Oh it HURTS SO MUCH.

Then, you know, I spent the rest of the day reading Michelle Vaughan's shirt. Because I can.

I was amazed at how "Les Miserablês" doesn't suck as much as previously expected.

But then came Theater Arts.

Sarah. Sarah. Sarah. Bless her heart she sure is trying hard to get this right. To bad we're all blabbering idiots. We need to think sometime.

why!

We recieved complaints of not being "funny" today, or, you know, put it in sarah's vocabulary and make it more unintelligible.

The thing is, see, each time we attempt something unique, improv'ed, or just silly, it's

"WOAH YOU'RE A DISTRACTION TO THE AUDIENCE"

"WOAH THATS TOO LOUD"

"YOU AREN'T BIG ENOUGH"

"WHY AREN'T YOU FUNNY"

But hey,

At least I still..uh...

...

So how about that airline food huh!

Speaking of food.

In Ms. Olsen's spanish class today she brought this atomic hot salsa.

Now, I've been trying pretty much any medicine I can for these stupid un-standable allergies.

But let me tell you, if anything's worked so far, it's been eating 6 or 7 chipfuls of unbear..ably hot salsa.

I mean that stuff was intense, but for the next 30 minutes, I could..breathe!! Then two extremelely frightning girls came by uttering something in "Ghettoish" and for some reason just took all the tortilla chips. They then ate 5 or 6 maybe, and threw them away.

I really don't like those kind of people.

The people that throw away perfectly good tortilla chips.

AND THEN IT BECAME LUNCHTIME

Blake, Complaining Zach, and I were sitting by ourselves as usual, because of whatever little drama the girls have going on with whoever, we're not really sure because Canadian Sam is a lousy messenger! Those crazy yankees!

We just made alot of ...stupid jokes, and lost our minds.

Haha..bill clinton..

I then hummed the tune to "Willenium"

Then we all sat there and were amazed at how stupid we were, and we left. For things much much much less exciting. Like..biology or something. I slept through it, so it doesn't matter. Also, Kate scratched me.

(Insert meaningless anecdote here)

Then after that other meaningless anecdote, we went to health! Kat cheated her way through another game of "Dots", and, (Alright, you see, the entire class was talking and what not at this point) I yelled out, "Kaaaaaat SHUUUUUTTTTUUUUUUUUUP"

Suddenly, the entire class was silenced. The ghetto girl to my left muttered something unintelligible, and I wanted to call her 'Whitey" again. Everyone was like, Woah, smurfy, you're an idiot. Mr. Mcconell was all like "Yo, kid, what's up!", and I said "Kat's beating me" then he said "Well! I'll beat you somewhere else in a minute!"

Then kat laughed. And cheated more.

And I lost.

Then somewhere between then and now I read Michelle Vaughan's shirt some more, came home, put ferret outside, and listened to "Feel Good INC." by the Gorrilaz...

And now, after this obnoxiouslly long and un-necessary post, I'm going..to..

Psh, I don't know. Listen to mindsay's tag suggestion and give my blog the tag "Stupid people are just plain stupid.

:::static noises::

WE'RE BREAKIN' ::STATIC NOISE:: UP!

.....

Later, sucka's.

__________________

Edit:

Crap.

I'm missing Wilmington's One-Take Film Festival again.

...

Although, it..is on a weekend..Hmmm...

Maaaaaaybe...

_____________

Edit: No. I can't.

Also, I discovered that Cher is my long lost twin cousin.

Let's compare.

E3 2005

Smurfy — 2005-04-14T09:04:04-05:00

Man. Only 33 days, 15 hours, and 31 minutes left until E3 2005...

I'm pretty excited about seeing, or hearing anything on that new Fire Emblem game.

From the looks of the Japanese ad's and trailers, it could even best "Tales Of Symphonia", and that was a heckuva game right there.

..Ah..E3..

How I adore it.

(Plus, they'll be more "LEGEND OF ZELDA ULTIMATE" footage..and..possibly gameplay."

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-04-16T08:04:14-05:00

Well. I'm updating via satellite phone. West fest was pretty fantastic. Yep. Well, today, we successfully filmed "Jason Versus Smurfy: THe epic adventures of the neverending Film" It's epic, because we filmed it in widescreen. And I ain't just whistlin' Dixie here ladies. ANd the occasional gentlemen. It was pretty hott. With dialogue like "Jason's house NOT FUN ANYMORE" And "OW" And "That plate really exploded all over the place!" HOw can you go wrong? I mean honestly? More details later. After these short commerc.a..--. I really need some mountain dew.

Let's fill in the amnesia.

Smurfy — 2005-04-17T03:04:25-05:00

ah man.

I've missed so much blogging!

Only being home for about 2 hours the last two days can do that to you.

And how is that all-the-sudden I have more things to do this week then back during the musical or Harvey?

Oy.

I'm totally posting "Jason Versus Smurfy" online too.

You're all going to have to watch it.

So you should have killed me back when you had the chance! Before the vietnamese caught me and tortured me for two weeks! Now I'm going to kill you unless you can kill me before I kill your son and then your wife kills herself!

-Angry Soldier, from movie "HOUSE"

_____________________

Friday:

Spent majority of afternoon at school. Left for 30 minutes. Came back.

West Festus was about to begin, all that jazz. I drove Leah Jason and Blake to Char's, and we dine on fine greasy cheeseburger's and "Kraut-dogs"

(But this was after I escaped from the police)

We came back and waited in line for tickets. For an hour. Then another 3 days to get into the auditoreum. I saw Caroline, but then I just acted like an idiot. Like usual.

Blake did manage to get us front row seats, and all was well. Steven's band "The Flash Bang Bombers" was pretty fantastic. The vocalist for "Slither" wasn't particularly amazing, but it was okay. "Blitzkrieg Bop" was amazing though.

and I caught the DRUMSTICK.

Then something something blah blah blah I didn't go to waffle house.

Saturday, for some reason, I woke up at 9:00 and went to school for "This is a test" practice.

Um..

it's coming along better now, "THNX"

Afterwards, Blake Jordan and I went to Jason's house to film the masterpiece "Jason Versus Smurfy: The fight of the century".

It was basically born out of our despair that no one makes a good montage in films anymore.

The story was pretty much that I showe dup at Jason's house, and then annoyed him. Then I fell down the stairs because the twisted evil winnie-the-poo doll in the rocking chair tried to kill me.

I took Jason's food, and made a mess with some chips or something.

Then Jason beat the crap out of me.

Then I sang a song about it on a ukelele.

Afterwards, I sought training from Mordecai, Played by Blake.

That's where the cool montage took place. After that, Mordecai died. (presumably).

Afterwards, I (Presumably) killed Jason.

Then Jordan ran over me, and I died (Presumably) as well. Jordan then mysteriously ran off into the woods.

I smell a sequel.

and a flock of Wah-Wah's.

Shortly afterwards, there was

"Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead"

It was good, except for the parts..with..with actual "Hamlet" in it.

___

More reason for excitement.

Not only has the "land of the dead" release dat been pushed up to JUNE,

but the TRAILER is rumored to be coming out on April 29th.

Man.

I cannot wait for this movie.

Man. Ignoring homework is for the birds. I'm a bird. A cold hard bird.

Smurfy — 2005-04-18T10:04:18-05:00

I found a notebook full of political cartoons from the late 1960's today.

I mean, like, 200 political cartoons from 1968-1969.

It's pretty cool to see that most of them are just rerun these days.

Basically the same cartoons really.

Whatevuh!

____

Well. The one-act rehearsals were this afternoon. Since Carlos and I were the only actors in out class there, we did all the characters in the play (Exlcuding Kristen, who played the "Oprah" knock-off.). Though I DID have to pull out the old Smurfy-Charm® to get Kristen to give up the part of Quot unquote "Poop-Cat", the rapper who's been imitating "Snoop-Dog" since he was a "Little-Homie".

And I've found my true calling.

I'm going to be a rap artist one day, ladies and gentlemen.

Except, I'm not really.

Yep.

Theater 5th period was practicing the skit I wrote, and I have to say, it went beyond what I expected. the ending was awesome.

I mean, man.

Awesome.

And Cameron certainly owned, he certainly did. I couldn't have done much better with him had I costumed it myself. Beautiful. My only complaints (Minor if any) was the lack of projection, the Master Scar character (Who wasn't really that far off base to be honest), and ...uh..

I think that's about it. I liked it.

Applause and whatever.

One thing I did note today, is that for the most part,

...uh..

...

Well, on any account, ...

...

uh..

Oh yeah.

The Drama Club elections were pretty smooth. I was really really really happy so many people showed up.

The only only only thing that made it, if any, depressing, was hearing there was a tie for the best actor in the fall play.

I really don't mind if it's another actor, but what-

(I've ommitted this section from the public blog because some idiot is gonna read it and flame me. Deal with it. If you beg me enough, I'll re-add it, but you can all go smile at a tree if you don't like it)

Blah blah.

I lost my train of thought and my point.

I'm just glad alot of people showed up for the voting of the new board today. I didn't expect to see Vroom get the presidential nod. Someone even nominated me. In hind-sight, it would be extremely awesome to have that position for two years, but I set my track for earning power back in freshman year. I still have my plans on Theater classes too. I think I'm sticking to the strategies I have, and not straying from them.

Being Vice-President would be pretty nice in-the-way's.

I just hope Jason's speech of "Smurfy SUCKS" didn't rile them all to jump on the TeleVisionMan bandwagon.

Shortly after all this occured, it was discovered that Salmon Patties taste really bad when they're re-heated.

This is apparently how The coca-cola idiots down in marketing think.

"So we have Lime coke, right?"

"yeah, I think that's the new deal"

"So, what do you guys think of us taking a line from that song, 'Put a lime in the coconut-'

"Were the original lyrics lime oriented?"

"Who cares."

"Well..."

"But let's say, 'put the lime in the coke, YOU NUT'"!

"BRILLIANT"

"Soylent green is PEOPLE!"

I hate that campaign so much.

Also,

...

Fourth quarter sucks.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

BLASTED FROSTY

Smurfy — 2005-04-19T09:04:54-05:00

Well.

Hey, the one-act's weren't half bad.

"Bang, Bang, You're dead" was one heckuva show. THe scripts didn't take as much away from it as I had thought. Blake did a good job to have lost about 17 pages of his script.

It was classy. I think they did awesome.

I agree about Brittany's comment on the Stage manager though. Hawt.

The six-man show somehow turned into 8.

I..

Egh.

It was still outrageous. Much funnier that way.

And then hey, Jordan Cohen was there!

Good seeing her. Saddening she'll be leaving soon.

Today, as a whole, was pretty good.

Man.

Only REAL women eat Char-Burgers.

I'm so happy.

What a good day.

Well. Unexpected.

Smurfy — 2005-04-21T07:04:38-05:00

Up and down.

Down and up.

Well'p.

Looks like another rut.

Shame too, it was so smooth.

____

The one act's were pretttty awesome. I still sort of hate myself again for not remembering the video camera after I left a sticky note in my car reminding me to get it. I really liked it. There was good energy in the cast, and the lines were delivered very well considering the one that preceded it. The projection was marked much better. Though I could hear the one Christine wrote, it still could have used more noise. And, you know, there were some quiet points in mine. Mostly the ShadowAgent's scene. But I liked it.

Jason told me his idea for a one-act next year at Wendy's, and I really think it would be pretty awesome to see. Hopefully, someone will pick it next year.

Good stuff.

Had some "Guava Paste" today in spanish. I think I was the only one who liked it. Shame. I couldn't taste it really well though.

I was talking to Hannah about her one-act, and I said she had done a good job with the..haha..blue light ..ah..What a good snob she played. She said that was really cool because I was her acting idol. That always means alot to me, like that one thing Jordan had on his quiz that said he looked up to me.

Poor kids. Looking up to a stupid little kid with a bad haircut and the conversational skills of a lawnmower. A lawnmower without gas. And not even a ridin' lawnmower. A pushmower. A broken pushmower. So bad.

Read another 60 pages of "Les Miserablês", et cetera. Ah...

...

Math quiz tomorow. Gonna fail. Like..

The..

Heck.

I've failed evvvvvery single test and quiz in that class without exception since this quarter started, and 4 or 5 quizzes before that.

It has got to hurry up and be may. It has too. Yes. :|||

I wish Caroline and Michelle got online more often. I haven't talked to either of them in.. I think over a week.

Well. Tomorow is also the world premiere, somehow, of "This is a test". I'm not expecting big attendence. I'm not expecting many people at all. But we got this thing down somehow, and that's all that really matters to me.

I'm just gonna go..not do homework..or..something..

It look's like rain. I hope it does. Tommorow the air will be clear.

And I will be able to breathe.

Something or another.

(End dissassociated thought session)

(And no Kat, I didn't forget Health, it just didn't fit the flava.

YOU write about that)

You don't tolerate idiots. The .45 you carry in you pocket is scary, but your words are the real threat, especially when you decide to get Biblical. Try to take it easy, but maintain that edge of yours, which tends to keep people wary in your presence.

Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

..It is DONE.

Smurfy — 2005-04-22T09:04:14-05:00

Well, I took the last bow for the year on that old wooden platform tonight.

Couldn't come a bit too soon, really. I'm ...mortally..exhausted..

This has been the most intensely bi-polar week of my life. Some day's have been truly awesome, and some days lower then any in recent memory... And my high school experience is almost at the halfway point?

What?

Since when have I been in HIGH SCHOOL?

Ah...whatevar.

Most of the cast went to Wendy's after "This is a test" (Which by the way, was somehow very successful), and..Yeah, Michelle Vaughan went too.

But, being the idiot I am, I didn't talk to her very much.

We did have a good time though. It's all we ever do, go to resturaunts, eat, talk for an hour. Those are the days I like. The good days.

The good days.

Ah...

What a week.

Jason and I tried to invade Blade's By Brown after we ate at Wendy's and dropped Sam off, (But we didn't drop Katie and Sara off, not at all), but they were closed.

Closed!

Ah...

Closed.

But man, what's the deal with airline food, huh?

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

no subject

Smurfy — 2005-04-23T03:04:54-05:00

One night, smurfy had an idea.

Hey brittany! it's 2 am! LETS PLAY CHESS.

Brittany says, OKAY :D

AN HOUR LATER

Brittany- OMG HAHA KILLZ SMURFY

Smurfy-NOOOOOOOOO!

::Submits 50 "DRAW" forms::

Brittany- :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NO!

::Online Host- SUSPENDS BOTH OF YOU FOR FLOODING

....

Well THAT sucked!

MUTHAFUH!

SON OF A DUCK!

I summon thee, THUNDERCATS!

HOOOOOOOOOO!

....

(Nothing happens)

...

NOOOOOOOO!

_________

Edit:

One night smurfy asked brittany to play online minigolf at 4 in the morning

Brittany: :D YES

30 minutes later

::BRITTANY HAS BEEN KICKED OUT OF GOLF::

>>....WHA?!?!?

5 minutes later, brittany asks

HEY SMURFY WANNA PLAY AGAIN?

...

YES :D!

no subject

Smurfy — 2005-04-23T02:04:45-05:00

Thanks to Jason, I found this really awesome band called "Blind Guardian".

Anyone else ever heard of them?

no subject

Smurfy — 2005-04-23T09:04:53-05:00

Well.

I watched the "All That 10th Anniversery Reunion Special".

Man, those sketches NOW, what the heck, "Sugar and coffee"?

Give me one "Good Burger" sketch, and I'll show you physical comedy.

It was good seeing all those guys from the old shows on there, though I did miss Lori Beth Denberg, and a few others. Like that short girl who played Ross Perot in all those sketches. Funny.

But Josh server was on it. Man.

Good reunion special..

So let's hear it for nostalgia, ladies and gentlemen.

no subject

Smurfy — 2005-04-24T04:04:55-05:00

New header for the new millenium.

Also, an emo-licious user icon.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

HAHA! PREVENGE!

Smurfy — 2005-04-25T06:04:56-05:00

Wow.

Thank's Brittany, this afternoon freakin rocked.

(Tails!)

Marion. You idiot.

Smurfy — 2005-04-25T07:04:24-05:00

So I'm buying french fries and pizza in lunch. The usual since I stopped eating bad turkey subs.

And as I pick up my tray from paying, and head off into the sunset to find the table of mysterious persona's, some idiot hit's me in the arm and knocks my big perfect carton of fries off.

Aaron. We always called him Marion, because his name is Matt Erin. It just stuck.

"Marion, you idiot.", I tell him,

Then I stood there and stared at the floor while people around me pointed and said "They'll give you more"

Marion, you idiot.

He laughs and says

"Sorry smurf! haha. Here, take this hot sauce."

I hold the hot sauce while staring at the floor. I figure he'll get a broom or something from the cashiers.

"Now can you squirt a little more of that onto my fries?" He inquires.

Oh, I want too use a little bit, I think to myself, and I want to pour it all over your eyes.

Marion. You idiot.

"Fine," he says, "Put it back on the counter for me then"

And he walks off.

Marion.

You idiot.

I manage to get one of the cashiers to give me a broom so I can clean up my fries. With that done, they gave me another carton, and told me to watch out better next time.

From that point on, lunch was pretty much done for.

And, it pretty much was. Except for right at the end.

But hey, how about that english huh!

"Oh, yeah. Ms. Fergusson. I read they didn't want to give cossete back to Madeleine because they called her a cash cow."

Ms. Fergusson responds, "Well. That's nice. I guess I didn't read the book good enough. What page is that on?"

"uh..a..u..I dunno. Let me find it."

Jason laughs, and Asian Philip says

"Better hurry man!"

Jason laughs some more, and I mutter about them actually saying milk, and not cash. and how I can't find it. Jason said something and Asian Phillip laughed.

Then I found it!

"Oh..it ..yeah, it says Milk cow, yeah, so they were like, miling Madeleine for his money, see."

Jason responds,

"No,..No that says 'Milch'"

"Well, that's..the same thing. I think. (Unintelligble muttering)"

Ms. Fergusson says,

"Well, someone look it up in the dictionary quickly"

Jason does, and it turns out, it does mean milk!

Tristan responds by telling us the Etymology of milk, where it originated, and such. Blah blah.

I then coughed because I laughed, and Jason laughed some more, then Asian Phillip said something else.

All in all.

I really don't like Milch Cows.

MILCH COW.

(Oh no, I fear I'm going into a comma! And now a SEMI-COLON!)

Marion. You IDIOT.

(Stolen from Sam, very funny. http://www.amishdonkey.com/she-blocked-me.php)

Comedy Night Skit

Smurfy — 2005-04-25T11:04:55-05:00

Smurfy Presents:

The Legend Of Zero Man

(Zero Man runs to center stage)

Zero- I am the terror of the dawn!

The nightmare of the evening!

And the annoyance of 4 am.

I AM ZERO MAN!

(Zero Man Flexes)

Zero- And I will save this village!

FOR, I HAAAAAAVE THE POWER!

And the cape.

So dur.

I'm the hero.

And the ZERO.

Zero-MAN!

(He runs off stage)

(Two people walk onstage, sit on two chairs, slouch)

One- Yeah.. sure wish we had something to do.

Two- Yep. Bored. Where's...the salsa..

Zero- WELL FEAR NOT!

One- What?

Two- Um...

One- Dude, what the HECK. Everytime I'm HERE.

Two-..What? What are you TALKING about?

One-Those VOICES.

Zero- I'M...wait.. I'M COMING!

Two- What voices?

One- THAT one,

Two- I don't hear it.

One- The one that JUST--

(Zero runs onstage)

Zero- I am ZEROMAN!

(One and Two look at Zero man idly)

Two- Why are you in my house?

One- That's...I.. Yeah, that's the voice I heard.

Two- Why...Why are you inside my HOUSE.

Zero- Because you need a HEEEEEERO, and I am that zero! Zero-- MAN!

One-...And....

Two- No, screw that, why are you in my HOUSE.

Zero- Hush your face child, I am here to perform heroics beyond your brains capabilities!

One- I'm not coming here anymore. It's like this, every single time man.

Two- Shut up. I don't know this guy.

Zero- Of course you don't! My identity is a seeeeeecret!

One- Oh.

Two- Why are you here?

Zero- Won't you listen, you stupid idiots. I'm saving you.

One- From what?

Zero- From....the...uh.. the...EVVVVVVIL!

Two- So LOUD.

One- Why.. Why do you let these people in? Why do I keep coming here?

Two- Shut UP. I don't KNOW him.

Zero- Of COURSE you don't! My identity is a seee-

Two- Shut UP.

One- So...what are we gonna do?

Two- I dunno. But he best shut up.

Zero- Children! Accept your fate! I am here to RESCUE you from the TERRORS of....uh...

THINGS! AND STUFF!

One- I'm gonna...uh.. go home.

Two- Great. Get me the ....uh...the... Bat?

One- Where's that at again?

Two- By the door.

One- Cool

Two-....Ugh.

(One walks away)

Zero-...So.. uh.. You lived here long?

Two- Ah, a few years. Nice neighborhood.

Zero- Yes I know. Because I CLEANSED IT OF ALL EVIL! AND THINGS! AND STUFF! AND DOOR TOO DOOR SALESMEN! AND---

Two- Stop. STOP.

Zero-....AND CHILDREN!

Two- Stop.

Zero-....Okay.

(They stand in silence for a second)

One- Here's the bat.

Two- Why thank you.

One- Ah.. I'm.. gonna go.

Two- Yep. Later.

One- See you.

(One walks off, laughing)

Two-..Hmm.. I wonder..

Zero-oh.. do you.. uh... are we playing baseball?

Two- Yes. Yes we are. You're the catcher.

Zero- Oh that's cool! I am a great pitcher! I played once.. for the.. LEAGUE OF HERO'S! We.. cleaned up! The bases!

Two- Haha. Great. I'm gonna hit.

Zero- Awesome!

(Zero man crouched down behind Number two. He sits there thinking for a few seconds then shouts:

Zero- Hey! WAIT A MINUTE!

Two- HAHA! ( He hits Zero Man over the head with the bat. Zero Man falls over and lays still)

Two- Man. What a rush. …what… a rush.. I think. .I’m…. uh.. Tired..

(One runs back on stage, with a cape on)

One- FEAR NOT! FOR I AM HERO-MAN! HAHA

Two- ….I will.. KILL YOU

One-… uh… RUN HERO LEGS!

(One and Two run offstage, yelling, zero man stands up and says)

Zero- The End!

(He then runs off)

(End Skit)

_________

Man.

I could NOT end that skit well at ALL.

..WHAAAAA?!

Smurfy — 2005-04-26T06:04:53-05:00

Well. They liked my skit.

I AM gonna change the ending. A little, I think.

and..uh..

I think I'll leave zack in it. You knwo, to make everyone else..look..not so bad.

Smurfy, you jerk.

And..uh...

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

For future reference, get a GPS installed into your class rings...

They go missing all the TIME.

Also,

Spending 2.5 hours with soft-talkin' philip.

What a story!

What..a..

What a day.

Dude....

This guy, he doesn't know who Johnny Cash is!

AND HE'S SO SOFT-TALKIN.

I do say sir.

Hey, Jason, how come Dr. Freakenstien told that girl he told her to shutup, when he didn't!!!!

THIS FIRE, IS OUTTA CONTROL!

It's gonne BURN THIS CITY...

Plot summary:

The remnants of humanity fled to a city, where a feudal like government had taken hold. Fiddler’s Green, the center of this fortress city, is where the rich and powerful lived in luxury while the rest of humanity lived in poverty around them. Paul Kaufman, leaving no room for freedom in his kingdom, rules with an iron fist and overwhelming firepower. In order to ensure his dominance, and upscale lifestyle, Kaufman financed the construction of Dead Reckoning, a fortress-like vehicle that could venture out into the world with relative ease. Riley Denbo, both the designer and commander of Dead Reckoning, has had enough and just entered retirement.

Unlike Kaufman, Riley is respected by the citizens of the fortress city for his work to protect them from a dangerous world. Meanwhile, Cholo DeMora, the 2nd in command of the Dead Reckoning team, has gone rogue! With the Dead Reckoning, as well as the rest of its team, he sets his plan into motion. With no where else to turn, Kaufman and the city elite turn to Riley to fix the situation. Riley is in a race against the clock to stop Cholo from exacting his revenge and killing a lot of innocent people in the process. With a new threat on the horizon, will humanity be able to survive a new onslaught? Is humanity even worth saving in the New World?

...Holy..crap.

I cannot wait to see the trailer for this movie.

THE BLUE BLAZER

Smurfy — 2005-04-27T06:04:39-05:00

I saw this cool Pepsi commercial today.

"I am Spartacus".

I have to say, that's the msot original commercial I've seen in ages. They spliced old footage of "Spartacus" together with ..

Humor.

One of the few times I laughed all day. How 'bout that?

The civics field test?

Yeah.

Mr. Clyburn has apparently nto been teaching us a thing all year.

I didn't know half of 'em.

The other half were just.."Duh."

I finished in 36 minutes. The prompt said it would..take..

Alot longer.

Yeah boy.

let's hear it for Christmas Tree'ing the answer sheet.

It is for YE!

Smurfy — 2005-04-28T06:04:33-05:00

Haha. Well.

That didn't work at all.

Well'p.

What do you have to say for yourself, Smurfy?

You're a bad influence, you silly boy, with your bad (nonexistant) haircut.

Hey, if anything, uh..

Shoot. Now I have to. I found Byrons Gray Bible.

_____________

Gray Bible

Book of teenage years

Verse 16 7/16's

Lo!

Behold how the drama sings!

It is for ye, thou foolish 16-year-old kid's!

Those of ye whom ride your fast cars,

and whom wear baggy pants!

and walk about in the midst of my yard, throwing beer cans at my mailbox!

Behold, and give GREAT WONDER to the years of our youth!

Because one day we shall all glance toward our pasts, and say,

"Dawg, I really miss the Backstreet Bo--

I really miss having such cool friends in high school who

can produce such crrrraziness!"

_________

...

Ah boy. I hope I'm not gonna get flamed.

Because I need to study for that math test.

Wellllll.

Let's all laugh this off at Melissa's party this weekend (Which is still on, I hope). You know, while we watch some bad 80's horror movie or something. Sounds hot to me, anywho.

I'm looking forward to it myself!

____

Edit-

Ah. Woop. Yep.

No party.

But, hey!

...uh..

At le.a..uh..

Maybe I can..find Eternal Sunshine of the spotless.mind or whatever.

Jim Carrey, here I come.

_____

Edit-

Holy crrrrap.

The Land Of The Dead trailer is online.

Now ....

Should I watch it?

Or..should I wait.

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Smurfy — 2005-04-28T06:04:06-05:00

"Hey dad. What's for supper?"

"Hot dogs"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"No shutup and go get yourself something to drink."

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

TERRIBLE STORY VOLUME 2

Smurfy — 2005-04-28T10:04:25-05:00

It sucked the first time. Maybe it'll suck less now.

I got bored today, you know.

I found that old...weird play I wrote a little while back. (It's posted on here, some entires behind.) That one called "Sharks and Seals" or whatever.

I wanted to work on that some, you know, kinds of expand that world and fix some problems in the story. it's still really weird. And it feels awkward ins ome places, and the characters still aren't as round as I'd like yet.

This is a very very very VERY rough draft. I just finished working on it. Tell me what you think so far...I'm..

Ah. I guess I'll post it. Against my better judgement.

It's been taken out of play form. But..it's not quite a book either. Something else. A narrative? I don't know....

_____________

Chapter One
Of Dolphins And Souls

Silver Park. One of the most beautiful spots in Iris City. Established in the mid 60’s by order of the Mayor of Iris City, it stands as a large 20 acre tract of land on the outskirts of the city that would remain undeveloped for the generations to come. For the love of nature, it was saved from a fate deemed inevitable for most land, for most places. It was saved from destruction. It would never be bulldozed. It would never be built on. Generations grew up on it’s path’s, on it’s hideaways. But Iris City began to attract un...wanted guests. The town had degraded gradually, over the years. Silver Park lay abandoned due to budget cuts, and a deep recession in the government. Iris City became a slum. A forgotten and tarnished old gem.
Forgotten by the good. Loved by the evil. This was the fate of Iris City. A group of individuals moved into the deepest region of Silver Park. A group that called themselves “The Dolphins”. A gang. A criminal village. This lightened the load on the few good men left in Iris City. The police force, relieved by the mass exodus by such rotten members of it’s social body, were able to start order once more. Iris City became polished once again. But a rise must be followed by a fall, that is the natural order of things. The Dolphins, being the type they were, began to experience war. Their numbers, large as the were, began to split in half. Eventually, one overcame the other, and a bloody gunfight pushed half the dolphins out of the park. Back into the City. Back to the Iris. But in their absence, the police had grown stronger. A guard was developed, a strong force. One that a bunch of Wiley criminals who grew up in an abandoned park didn’t understand. They were driven to the outskirts of town, and ended up in an old broken up storage complex. Atlas town. They called it Atlas Town. They decided that calling themselves the Dolphins wouldn’t be suitable anymore. Many of them had been killed. Over twenty of their comrades and brothers and sisters were dead. This was The Dolphins fault.
They would pay. What is the natural enemy of the Dolphin, but the shark. Tough. Unbeatable. Relentless. They would be different, they would conquer. They would go home. Back to the place they loved, with the people they loved. But what did these fools know of love... The Sharks grew in number. The Dolphins did too. The Dolphins claimed a home, a lawless society with law, for any who wished to attain it. The Sharks established a base. A club. A place for those who loved places. It grew.
For years, there were fights. Deaths. Reconciliation is a forgotten word. A term with a definition alien to their minds. Meanwhile, the people of Iris City began to forget about the troubles of Atlas Town and Silver Park. They held pity in their hearts for the fools who killed themselves, but they did nothing to stop it. They didn’t want too. As long as the.. criminals were out of their beautiful and lovely Iris City, they didn’t care if they all died. But they held pity. They always had their pity.

Chapter Two
Cut-throat lovers of all that is deadly
Adam Winters and Joey Williams were never quite sure what they wanted, growing up. School was troubling for both of them. They were the oldest of their generation, growing up in the era directly after the Sharks And Dolphins were settled. They never knew the era of the worst war. Iris City was a city to them. Silver Park was something people feared. Law did not exist in Silver Park, Silver Park was a prison, Silver Park was where you took the bad kids. Silver Park was bad. Adam and Joey knew that. That’s what they’d always been told. But they were kid’s who never fit in with the good guys. They always pulled for the lion’s on TV. Liked the way they caught the deer on the animal shows. Adam and Joey had several classes together, and they would often sit near each other, causing so much grief for their poor unloving teachers. But the two boys had one goal. The wanted to join the Dolphins. They wanted to run a city, they wanted to be the bad guys. They wanted to have fun!

“There’s nothing in Iris City quite as beautiful as that Park, Joey,”, Adam said with a grin,
“And we could get in. We could really get in with that society if we wanted too. And that’s all I want in this whole word, Joey, I want that Park”.

Joey kept up the walk they both held, brisk but not to fast, walking down 16th Avenue.
“I’ve been there Adam, it’s nothing amazing. Some forest, some clearings, a pond. It’s really not that much.”.

Adam was stunned. The walk ended.
“Why didn’t you ever tell ME you could get in? Isn’t it fenced now?”

“Adam, it’s a fence. Fences don’t go down forever. They don’t go up either. They stop in both directions.”

“Well, I know that, but...I mean.. I want to go there! I want to be part.. of that.” Adam Felt awkward saying it. But he was done with civil society. He always thought of Joey as his one companion here. His one ally in the world of civilization he hated so much.

Suddenly, Joey stopped as well. He was a little ahead of Adam. A little farther then Adam Winters was.

“I’m in, Adam. I’m going there tonight. They invited me. They asked...I mean.. I can’t believe it. But after I got in, they laughed and asked me to join. To join the Dolphins, Adam! And I accepted. You can go with me tonight, or you’ll have to make your own way in.

Adam didn’t know what to think. Ahead of him was his ally. His ally. His lone accomplice in a world that he felt was broken into some kind of robotocized society too mixed up to understand.

And now he hated it.

“I don’t think I’ll go with you tonight, Joey. I need.. to.. think this over”

“Fine. I’ll wait another night. But only one. And I’m gone.”

Adam thought, as Joey continued to walk.
“Joey. What about...Max?”

Adam spoke of Joey’s younger brother. If Adam and Joey were the top of their generation, then Max Williams was on the bottom rung. He was just entering school, as Adam and Joey were months from graduation. But Max wasn’t too childish for his age. Poverty makes a child learn quickly, the way the world works. The way his life worked. Max was no childish fool.

“Max knows what’s going on. Max will be alright.. I’ll make sure of it”

With that, Joey walked off. Joey Williams left Adam Winters in the dust. Did Adam Winters know he would never see Joey Williams again, Living or dead?
No. He certainly did not know.

___________

Guah. So tell me. Give me some revision notes...

here, more chapters.

Chapter One

Of Dolphins And Souls

Silver Park. One of the most beautiful spots in Iris City. Established in the mid 60’s by order of the Mayor of Iris City, it stands as a large 20 acre tract of land on the outskirts of the city that would remain undeveloped for the generations to come. For the love of nature, it was saved from a fate deemed inevitable for most land, for most places. It was saved from destruction. It would never be bulldozed. It would never be built on. Generations grew up on it’s path’s, on it’s hideaways. But Iris City began to attract un...wanted guests. The town had degraded gradually, over the years. Silver Park lay abandoned due to budget cuts, and a deep recession in the government. Iris City became a slum. A forgotten and tarnished old gem.

Forgotten by the good. Loved by the evil. This was the fate of Iris City. A group of individuals moved into the deepest region of Silver Park. A group that called themselves “The Dolphins”. A gang. A criminal village. This lightened the load on the few good men left in Iris City. The police force, relieved by the mass exodus by such rotten members of it’s social body, were able to start order once more. Iris City became polished once again. But a rise must be followed by a fall, that is the natural order of things. The Dolphins, being the type they were, began to experience war. Their numbers, large as the were, began to split in half. Eventually, one overcame the other, and a bloody gunfight pushed half the dolphins out of the park. Back into the City. Back to the Iris. But in their absence, the police had grown stronger. A guard was developed, a strong force. One that a bunch of Wiley criminals who grew up in an abandoned park didn’t understand. They were driven to the outskirts of town, and ended up in an old broken up storage complex. Atlas town. They called it Atlas Town. They decided that calling themselves the Dolphins wouldn’t be suitable anymore. Many of them had been killed. Over twenty of their comrades and brothers and sisters were dead. This was The Dolphins fault.

They would pay. What is the natural enemy of the Dolphin, but the shark. Tough. Unbeatable. Relentless. They would be different, they would conquer. They would go home. Back to the place they loved, with the people they loved. But what did these fools know of love... The Sharks grew in number. The Dolphins did too. The Dolphins claimed a home, a lawless society with law, for any who wished to attain it. The Sharks established a base. A club. A place for those who loved places. It grew.

For years, there were fights. Deaths. Reconciliation is a forgotten word. A term with a definition alien to their minds. Meanwhile, the people of Iris City began to forget about the troubles of Atlas Town and Silver Park. They held pity in their hearts for the fools who killed themselves, but they did nothing to stop it. They didn’t want too. As long as the.. criminals were out of their beautiful and lovely Iris City, they didn’t care if they all died. But they held pity. They always had their pity.

Chapter Two

Cut-throat lovers of all that is deadly

Adam Winters and Joey Williams were never quite sure what they wanted, growing up. School was troubling for both of them. They were the oldest of their generation, growing up in the era directly after the Sharks And Dolphins were settled. They never knew the era of the worst war. Iris City was a city to them. Silver Park was something people feared. Law did not exist in Silver Park, Silver Park was a prison, Silver Park was where you took the bad kids. Silver Park was bad. Adam and Joey knew that. That’s what they’d always been told. But they were kid’s who never fit in with the good guys. They always pulled for the lion’s on TV. Liked the way they caught the deer on the animal shows. Adam and Joey had several classes together, and they would often sit near each other, causing so much grief for their poor unloving teachers. But the two boys had one goal. The wanted to join the Dolphins. They wanted to run a city, they wanted to be the bad guys. They wanted to have fun!

“There’s nothing in Iris City quite as beautiful as that Park, Joey,”, Adam said with a grin,

“And we could get in. We could really get in with that society if we wanted too. And that’s all I want in this whole word, Joey, I want that Park”.

Joey kept up the walk they both held, brisk but not to fast, walking down 16th Avenue.

“I’ve been there Adam, it’s nothing amazing. Some forest, some clearings, a pond. It’s really not that much.”.

Adam was stunned. The walk ended.

“Why didn’t you ever tell ME you could get in? Isn’t it fenced now?”

“Adam, it’s a fence. Fences don’t go down forever. They don’t go up either. They stop in both directions.”

“Well, I know that, but...I mean.. I want to go there! I want to be part.. of that.” Adam Felt awkward saying it. But he was done with civil society. He always thought of Joey as his one companion here. His one ally in the world of civilization he hated so much.

Suddenly, Joey stopped as well. He was a little ahead of Adam. A little farther then Adam Winters was.

“I’m in, Adam. I’m going there tonight. They invited me. They asked...I mean.. I can’t believe it. But after I got in, they laughed and asked me to join. To join the Dolphins, Adam! And I accepted. You can go with me tonight, or you’ll have to make your own way in.

Adam didn’t know what to think. Ahead of him was his ally. His ally. His lone accomplice in a world that he felt was broken into some kind of robotocized society too mixed up to understand.

And now he hated it.

“I don’t think I’ll go with you tonight, Joey. I need.. to.. think this over”

“Fine. I’ll wait another night. But only one. And I’m gone.”

Adam thought, as Joey continued to walk.

“Joey. What about...Max?”

Adam spoke of Joey’s younger brother. If Adam and Joey were the top of their generation, then Max Williams was on the bottom rung. He was just entering school, as Adam and Joey were months from graduation. But Max wasn’t too childish for his age. Poverty makes a child learn quickly the way the world works. The way his life worked. Max was no childish fool.

“Max knows what’s going on. Max will be alright.. I’ll make sure of it”

With that, Joey walked off. Joey Williams left Adam Winters in the dust. Did Adam Winters know he would never see Joey Williams again, Living or dead?

No. He certainly did not know.

Chapter Three

Stolen, Not abandoned

Joey had no intention of waiting for Adam Winters. Joey joined the Dolphins. Joseph Williams had departed from Iris City, had left the comfort of his accomplice. Joey Williams had left. Max arrived at the doorstep of Adam Winters. Max, as far away from naive as he could be, simply still didn’t understand the situation. He blamed Adam.

He knew it was Adam Winters’ fault his brother was gone. Presently, the door to room 1214 opened, still chained on the inside.

“I am here for ..m.. my brother.” Max said in the sternest voice he could muster. At the time one is in 5th grade, one feel’s a certain sense of strength, being the top of a very long school-wide food chain.

“Where is he hiding.” Max demanded.

Adam threw the chain off the door, threw it open, and picked the kid up by the shirt.

“Maxwell Williams. If you come here once more, I can assure you, I can PROMISE you, you’ll regret it. People will wonder where you went. But no one will ever know. I’ve told you before, I’ve told you MANY times, I do NOT know where your brother is, and it’s not MY fault he’s gone. LEAVE” Adam slammed Max into the ground, but he stayed on his feet.

Max Williams did not leave. He stood defiant of Adam’s authority. He didn’t know any better. Poverty can be a helpful ally to the young. Max stared at Adam, as Adam breathed heavily, full of the fury of losing one’s hope of escape from a life he doesn’t feel worth living. A tear slid down the worn and sorrowful cheek of Max. He stared still.

“I know you took my brother. I know you took him.” Max began to cry more forcefully.

“I know you took him! I Want my brother back! GIVE MY BROTHER BACK TO ME!”

His cry was shrill and piercing.

Adam stepped back from the child, screaming in hatred and in want, screaming for the one person in all the world who had never abandoned him.

And there was no way Joey had abandoned him. Max knew that was true. In his heart, the only one who could have hurt him was Adam. As the other people in the hall responded to the cries of the poor boy, Adam stood in a stupor.

It was not his fault. He ...He couldn’t have done anything?

Could he? No. He was guiltless. He shut the door on Max’s plea’s. He shut the door to any chance of forgiveness in the eyes of the boy.. Reconciliation is a forgotten word. A term with a definition alien to his mind.

Chapter Four

Eternal Returning

He knew if he waited long enough they would stop. The cries of that foolish boy who knew nothing. And they did. Some footsteps came down the hall, someone’s voice. A woman. Adam had heard that voice before, coming from the hallways of the apartment complex. He was heartily in love with that voice. Before he could ever put a face with that voice, it would disappear. The angel’s harmony would vanish into the air, along with her face. He had her sing once, coming from around a corner. The most soothing feeling coming over his heart, a feeling that he had never felt before. And then a door slammed. And the angel was gone. As she was now. So was Max. He cracked upon the door to 1214. He looked around. It was very very late. He heard nothing, he saw no one. Briefly re-entered the apartment, and retrieved his key’s, and walked out of the building. He decided not to take his car. He would walk. He was very close to the complex. Very close to the outer edge of town.

Very close to Atlas Town.

A half-hour later, he arrived at the edge of a fence with a large red sign. The sign was hard to ignore. Any Affiliates, it assured the reader, of the Dolphin Band, would be eliminated on sight. This was not their place. This was the Shark domain. Adam knew what he wanted to do. He was effectively giving the world his two-week notice. Only, he didn’t feel they deserved such a warning. Suddenly, he was hit with several beams of light. The voices were harsh. He was no fool. He knew what they wanted. He stood still, and listened.

“STATE YOUR NAME AND BUSINESS” came the voice from down the corridor, several men with guns and lights, targeting his forehead.

“I am Adam Winters. I wish to join the Sharks. I wish for the downfall and absolute elimination of all the fallen comrades in the Dolphin gang.”

Adam Winters was now a Shark, and there was no way for him to ever return to society. He was a dead man, living.

Chapter Five

A fated sufferer

Two years since Adam Winters and Joey Williams had disappeared from society. There was a time of relative “Peace” between the Sharks and the Dolphins. The dolphins themselves had suffered a coup d’etat. The Sharks received around 10 men, 10 men running for their lives, to the only other place they could. To Atlas Town. The sharks traded their entry into their compound with information, the dead spots in security, the right places to enter the fence. To achieve their goal of the ultimate eradication of the Dolphins. Or the former dolphins. Since the Coup, they were known as “The Scarlet Hawks”.

Later they received an 11th nameless refugee from the Scarlet Hawks.

A man with a scar on his face, and a cut in his heart. Emotionally. He was a very odd man, but they let him in, because he had intricate and detailed blueprints of the Silver Park complex. The Sharks would have done well to be wary of all these former enemies. Because there’s a bad one in every bunch. As The Stranger walked into the complex, after he had shared

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Smurfy — 2005-04-29T08:04:14-05:00

Zombie's and tupac, the perfect couple. http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

Any-the-way.

...

Forget this

friggin popcorn.

Smurfy — 2005-04-30T01:04:24-05:00

CERTAINLY not going to watch xXx: STATE OF THE UNION tomorow.

No way.

It's all about that hitchhikers guide, fool.

and 12.95 popcorn tubs!

___

....Swing swing swing from the tangles of...

Man, I gotta find that song again.

GO GO REJECTS.

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Smurfy — 2005-04-30T03:04:09-05:00

Well.

Thanks to Jason, I think I've seen the funniest piece of film to ever be put onto the internet.

I'll give you the disclaimer from the website

Please be patient while your media loads.

A Japanese version of the Osbournes. Warning: exessive use of the N-word for comedic effect.

SO FUNNY.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/3076/

then theres matrx pingpong

http://www.ntv.co.jp/channel/kasoh/kin10.html

and ...NES music (a ccapella)

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/28721/

and..black-stronauts

http://video.mpegnation.com/a001773820442042805235133840.html

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Smurfy — 2005-04-30T11:04:45-05:00

Well, since I'm to tired to critique it, I'll keep it simple,

"The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" is worth the 7.50.

Absolutely worth the 7.50.

But not the 20.75 needed for a small coke.

On a comedic scale alone, priceless.

Good good movie.

See it with good people.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-05-01T02:05:45-05:00

Time to write a theater paper.

The most crap-filled paper I will EVER write.

Today, IT IS ACCOMPLISHED.

Three pages of hot and spicy ...uh..paperage.

Can YOU stretch "FOCUS FOR THE ACTOR" into three pages without being repetitive?

Well, yes, but that's not the point.

WOOT

Smurfy — 2005-05-01T05:05:02-05:00

I like what I see.

NOW SHUTUP AND FISH.

How 'bout NYUEW!

HOW 'BOUT NYUEW!

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Smurfy — 2005-05-02T11:05:09-05:00

#4 won, but I'd get hit for using it.

I'll...make it my icon or something

Or maybe leah's should be the icon. It's WAY to high quailty for THIS blog.

And the other entry became "JUST ME", because I ate alot of bandwitdth

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-05-03T07:05:33-05:00

Ah man.

Sitting in one of my classes today, I wrote 3 pages worth of blogging. Just, pouring my little smurfy soul onto crappy 5 cent notebook paper, writing and writing and writing away.

It was a nice entry.

But it gave away too many endings, and it's not getting posted.

I don't like giving away the endings.

Or the middles.

Or the begginings.

As a matter of fact, as much as I write on here, there really isn't much stuff about me, you notice?

I write about the things that happen, what I think about them, blah blah, that stuff, but for as much as most of you know,

you don't have the slightest idea who I am.

Sure you know me,

but you don't really have any clue as to what goes on in my head.

And I think it's about the most hilarious thing I've ever thought.

Perhaps I should learn to be more open.

I had two or three people in my head all day.

but I won't say who they were.

I had two or three things I wanted to ask someone all day.

But I won't say what they were.

And that kind of bugs me, really.

I believe I have a phobia of letting people know how I feel.

I didn't become a good actor naturally. I've been putting on a show my whole life.

I don't think I know myself any better then the rest of you.

Except, I actually know what's going on inside my head.

Sometimes.

One of my favorite things to do, is to listen to my MP3 player, and look at people. Try to imagine what they're thinking, what it'd be like to see things how they see them. I think I'm getting pretty good at it, really. I've been doing it since ...8th grade.

I'm just so selfish, and I hate it.

Maybe someday I'll invite you all in for dinner, and we'll figure out what I want, and what I'm thinking.

Or, you know,

Maybe I won't.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-04T05:05:45-05:00

Well, today I didn't mess up as much as I have the last two.

Femi jumped out of the window in our civics class while Mr. Clyburn was gone.

Then she came back when he was there. Femi made a mistake in "Coming back"

Because, then we had to listen to mr clyburn talk about it. And flirt with her.

Oh, the agony.

Also, We did no work.

In health, we went outside, and watched the track meet.

Boy did it feel 10 kinds of wonderful out there.

And..uh..

Why does it feel awkward to write in my own blog?

On the other hand, my one-year anniversery for MindSay blogging is comin' on up, ladies and gentlemen.

I expect plenty of gift pictures saying "HAPPY ONE YEAR SMURFY" or, "HERE'S A ROTTEN PORKCHOP"

Et cetera.

Otherwise, you'll suffer the same fate as Brittany's finger-nails.

Poor finger-nails!

:____________(

(Good luck dancing, by the way)

Now it's time for me to plan my next big attack on the mass media services.

(I'm going to cut off my Tele-Vision! TAKE THAT MEDIA CONGLOMERATES!)

I am bored. So, instead of ruining something, DO THIS.

Smurfy — 2005-05-04T10:05:55-05:00

I did NOT STEAL THIS from Leah.

The rules:

1. Hit random on your player of choice
2. Put the first line of the 10-15 songs that come up first
3. Readers guess title & artist.
4. I give credit where it's due

__________

1. He looked down into the brown eyes, and said "Say a prayer for me"

2. Tell me why we're all gluttons for pain! The girl is totally insane!

3. Rumour sprendin' a-'round in that Texas town

4. I'm gonna fight 'em off! (Solved by Memoria)

5. When all is said and done, I wish I needed no one.

6. You and I in a little toy shop buy a bag of balloons witht he money I got (TeleVisionMan, Tanhuan, ChocoKat)

7. I tear my heart, I saw myself shine ( XLonerFreakX)

8...w..wait a minute.. when did I download the "Eureka's Castle" theme song? O_o...

8. Run and tell all of the angels, this could take all night. (Tanhuan)

9. The name is..(giveaway) yoshimi! (TeleVisionMan)

10. Star's shinin' bright over you.. Night breezes seem to whisper 'I love you'

Man. These songs..

So easy.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-05T10:05:53-05:00

Well.

Whatever.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

X-TREME AWESOME

Smurfy — 2005-05-07T12:05:40-05:00

Man.

What a night!

The dance concert was a downer again, but afterwards,

man,

afterwards was incredible.

I haven't been..man..freakin' happy in ..

man.

I am certainly one dandy fellow at the moment.

What a good night.

And you know, I had this whole monologue planned out in my head for days. It was all over those papers I was talking about before, those long one's that could not be posted. But it all basically just boiled down to Love and Thanks. And I meant it.

What a good night.

Also, for future reference, it's possible to have two "Hang-outs" I think.

I mean,

We can go to Wendy's AND Bojangles.

Can't we?

DOLPHIN TIME.

WHA!!

Smurfy — 2005-05-07T01:05:26-05:00

Man.

Why isn't anyone online at 2 AM on friday night.

I mean, this is just crazy.

Oh! Let's go watch a VIDEOCASSETE.

How does... uh...

Oh, MAN.

WHY AM I ONLINE AT 2 AM ON FRIDAY.

I MEAN SATURDAY.

We would just eat MORE kraft dinner.

Smurfy — 2005-05-07T11:05:43-05:00

Suddenly, Jason and Smurfy are thrown into MORE wacky misadventures!

It's High-School, VOLUME 2!

"Oh, he honked the horn! RAMMING SPEED!"

_________

Well.

That party was ..better then I expected.

I did not want to go at first, but I'm glad I did.

I mean, it wasn't the super-fantastic best party ever, but it sure as heck wasn't the worst. Noooo way. I mean, with the pinata, and the...and the drunk Kim, and all that crazy stuff! It was some kinda KEWL.

Happy Birthday Mackenzie, that was pretty good. Sorry about ruining your towel when I put out that fire in your yard.

At least I saved the world.

..And..you know..

Wasted all of Jason's sundrop.

Which didn't work as well as hoped.

But hey!

There was more!

And get a new fire extinguisher. Your brother broke the ...tab thingy off into it, so it wouldn't work.

Not that amazing of a fire extinguisher.

But I can't believe that was Mrs. Shoaf's daughter. That's just crazy.

well..uhh..

If I had a Million Dollars, I'd be rich!

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Smurfy — 2005-05-08T09:05:34-05:00

Ever wanted to see smurfy in action? (And also TeleVisionman, Museness, uh... Kim Lanie and MORE)?

The first five video clips are just me being stupid at a party.

Much like the blog, except..with..

You know, my bad haircut. And I make more noises.

http://pixparty.com/pixparty.com%5Fnon%5Fssl/museness/

It's the first..three.

Oh, this is a mistake.

DO NOT POST THEM SMURFY. You'll only look stupid.er.

Psh, haha, like I'll listen.

http://pixparty.com/pixparty.com%5Fnon%5Fssl/museness/ FIRST THREE GO.

Occasionally the files won't play right. Click stop, and play again. Voila. It works now.

Figured. AND JASON VERSUS SMURFY.

Smurfy — 2005-05-08T03:05:52-05:00

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You know, my One-Year Mindsay fesitval is in four days.

Is this cool or what.

Since you've all been so kind, I'm going to show you a few pictures of "JASON VERSUS SMURFY"

...

"THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY"

This is why I say I'm a conservative independent.

I'm pretty mcuh split down the middle, you know, with a few..leanings.

Your Political Profile

Overall: 55% Conservative, 45% Liberal

Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

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Smurfy — 2005-05-09T08:05:59-05:00

What a day huh?

Good heavens, this year needs to run on out the door.

We are DONE.

We get yearbooks friday...

____________

From Leah.

With detest for the survey's I find myself addicted to taking.

7 Deadly Sins
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Myself

2. What is your weapon of choice? My words.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Oh, if I'm mad enough. And if they're..say..Fat megan.
4. How about of the same sex? Depends on who it was..

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? uhh...hmm... There's alot.

6. What is your pet peeve? I have..so many. Mostly, it's anger without cause.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Depends ont he situation. I don't hold grudges, but I lose respect.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time? Excercise.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? oh..uhm..like, 7. Pm.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Hm.. Red. From..Some island. Met her ages ago, aaaages.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "I think too much"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? a few days ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I don't even have one.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? ...Stupid hippies.
2. Meat eaters: Better then vegetarians :D
3. Do you eat the skin of off chicken? Yep.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Right now, I'm losing weight.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Whatt-a-bout sours.

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, lunch? ....

RIBS.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? er...um.. haha, it says not coutning movies..um.. one or two..

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Well, I'd say.. none that I know of. You want MEE shirtless? Eugh.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? ...Chest? ..

Yeah. Done that.
4. Have you "done it"? No.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? ....No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Ah..No.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? Not a one.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? uh.... Waldenbooks?
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Fix my stupid car's mental problems.

And I'd buy you a green dress. But not a REAL green dress, I mean, that's cruel.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Famous..
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? No.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? uh..over 2000.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? uh... I guess...acting.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? ..My parents wanted me to play tennis.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? I don't know.. Get a star on the hollywood walk of fame. Take over kazakhstan.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Yes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? uh. no.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? I cheat on stratego with my cousin all the TIME.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I stayed neutral.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Talent.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? I hate that show.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Someone who..uh.. Probably someone who... was not addicted to blogging.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Hahaha
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? This stupid NOSE sucks since it got borke up.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? A better voice.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Lord no.

1. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? My favorite sin?

None.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Maybe.

Smurfy — 2005-05-10T09:05:10-05:00

Well.

So here's the scoop.

Improv night, tomorow, 7 PM.

Come or be fearfully un-entertained.

___________________

The hubbard needs to hush up and let Garret run his show. And, you know, maybe let the board do something besides listen to her. And maybe we should be allowed to talk during the meetings.

Maybe something should change.

Maybe Blake should have a better attitude about comedy night.

Maybe I should get over myself.

Maybe I should post my thoughts for once.

Maybe We could all lighten up for two more weeks.

Maybe There shouldn't be any more talking at school.

Maybe Zeroman will go off better then it did earlier.

Maybe I'll remember my lines.

Maybe I'll end up living thorugh the end of this quarter.

Maybe We could all use some growing up.

Maybe we shouldn't betray our friends.

Maybe some relationships are just not meant to work.

Maybe some relationships just won't work.

Maybe some relationships just won't.

Maybe some relationships WILL.

Maybe someday, I'll realize that I've made even more mistakes this year than last.

Maybe this shouldn't surprise me.

Maybe I should stop caring so much about the little things.

Maybe I should eat more.

Maybe I'll start to consider that I'm not the center of things.

Maybe I'll stop being so clingy.

Maybe I'll try harder to be a little bet better.

Maybe I'll start trying to stop being a jerk.

Perhaps I won't write maybe.

Perhaps I won't.

Maybe I'll end this post.

Maybe I won't.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-11T11:05:36-05:00

I'm not gonna be able to top that last entry.

Not for a long time.

Improv, tonight, it was quite a show, my friends. Also, I believe..this may mark my year's long time on Mindsay. I'm not checking right this second.

Improv, yes.

Brittany, zack (for some reason) and I, got ZeroMan up and running, really for the only time.

Let's make a note of that, Brittany. We don't cast him.

Ever. Again.

Freakin' Robot.

But..ah..

Man, it was just good.

"Hello, I'm Smurfy"

(LARGE UPROAR)

Haha, It IS a terrible pickup line! I mean, that NEVER works!

What to do. What to wear! WHAT TO FEEL IN THE AIR.

Smurfy — 2005-05-12T04:05:38-05:00

Today, I shared the gift of entertainment by giving Kat and Ben 15 of my 35 calculator games in health class.

It saved us 3 from being eaten alive by the first aid video.

HEART ATTACK.

Also, in other news, I'm..not at school.

Which is just crazy.

I mean, loopy.

And uh, on...on another note, I need to get my stuff ready for tomorow's award banquet. you know, my...passing down object, the introduction to improv speech, all that jibber-jabber.

This..getting home before 10 thing is weird.

It feels all wrong!

Ah..well.

The string was gone in-the-ways....

....

Wait a minute.

Why do I have 35 calculator games?

Oh, smurfy, you wild nerd you.

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Edit-

By the way, yeah, I was wrong. TODAY is the one year anniversery of me coming onto mindsay and eventually owning the network.

For $3.75, plus tax.

Expect celebretory header later.

WAZZAP N--e...NATIONAL...

Smurfy — 2005-05-13T11:05:03-05:00

You know what?

Today was just grand.

I woke up feeling well, knowing that I would recieve my yearbook. Everyone was in a chipper sort of feeling, everyone was cool, it was allll alright. I felt like it was ..heck...september or something. Just felt good.

Yearbook signing was awesome. I always feel good when I read them.

Then we had the banquet.

That was just...woah.

Man. It ..

was nice.

I made some jokes, people laughed, I listend to people talk, it was..a moving experience. Nice entertainment, it was.. it was very very nice.

Brittany's CD was just in-cur-redible. and it's awesome. to the maximus prime.

I'm gonna miss this year's board alot in the next setup. It's just..you know, we've done..

I don't know exactly. It'll just feel weird with new people. Not a bad weird, just...weird.

Awkward I guess. Maybe just 'cause Lucy won't be there.

But I feel comfortable with the leadership we have now (Mua-ha-ha-ha. We're gonna OWN), and all that.

Plus my half-the-dollar-bill joke worked. and I've been saving it ALL YEAR. Since I GOT the treasurer position.

Man.

So happy.

And the DANCING.

WE BROKE IT DOWN.

What a fantastic night. I'm happy with the board, I'm happy with the dancing, heck,

For the first time all month,

I'm just happy.

WOAH, WACKY!

Smurfy — 2005-05-14T06:05:31-05:00

I went and watched "Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" for a 3rd time.

And on the way there, Jason and I had more wacky misadventures!

We decided the best way to get the most enjoyment out of seeing that movie for the third week in a row, would be to get 3D glasses for that one scene that's in 3D. And when I say scene, I mean, it lasted like, 50 seconds or so.

But hey, it was worth it.

Although Jason had to buy Spy kids 3D to get the glasses. And then he had to buy Fight Club just so we didn't look totally pediophilic.

And such and such.

And then I crashed into a buggy which crashed into a car, which we ran heartily away from.

Wacky misadventures! What'd I say!?

So c'mon!

"Love the one you're with!"

HEE HEE.

That's me.

At mackenzies party.

Also, that's Abbey, Mrs. Shoaf's daughter, beside me.

Also, Jason, your movies are in my car. Fight club and all. I'll bring them all to school monday.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-15T03:05:17-05:00

And uh...

So "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" was a good movie.

Yeah.

I liked that jazz.

It was definietelly the most original thing I've seen in awhile. It did drag on a bit, but, you know, I didn't really mind.

On another note, um,

...

The CD player in my car is totally and absolutely broken. Luckily, I had taken the CD I had gotten friday out of it, and put the other one back in. Otherwise I would be very very very sad.

As it stands now, all I can't listen to is a few barenaked ladies songs, and..some aerosmith/bon jovi mess.

Although, you know,

I really want to hear the Barenaked ladies songs again.

I just want my CD player to work.

See, the flier said "Recall: Electronics problem blah blah blah"

My electronics worked fine.

Then we took it to the shop.

Now my electronics don't work at all.

Personally, I think it's a conspiracy to make my car even more cursed.

______________

Edit:

I wanted to see it too.

Now I'm...not happy.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-15T08:05:10-05:00

Congratulations!: You are now Level (6)

You can now fix: "CAR CD PLAYERS"

HURRAY!

Smurfy — 2005-05-15T09:05:43-05:00

AH, GLORIOUS!

It ALL Makes sense now!

HAHA!

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Hoy! SOMBRERO SUMMONS YOU

Smurfy — 2005-05-16T07:05:31-05:00

Well'p.

Um... In other news today, It's still May.

I think, it IS still May, right?

Anyway, school's coming to a close. The seniors leave friday.

They're about done for.

Kind of depressing...A little.

But in the end, I just sort of shrug it off. It won't hurt until next year.

And man, seriously, would it hurt, I mean, REALLY, would it HURT if I just didn't bring ANY books to school?

I mean, I only have two notebooks now as it is.

And my year-book for whatever reason. Everyone already signed it anyway.

You..know..uh..

There really IS nothing to say to my good friend "The Blog" right now.

I mean, it's..

There's nothing here!

I've got a big juicy delicious intense post planned for the 27th. In commemoration.

it's gonna be a knockout.

But this?

This crap here?

haha.

No.

Why don't you go play "SOLITAIRE" or something now.

Maybe, "INTERNET BACKGAMMON".

Because, lemme tell you,

I got nothin' goin' on right now.

Except... for these.. terrible ham subs.

What Your Dreams Mean...

Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious. You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep. Overall, you are very content in your life. You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-17T05:05:02-05:00

And uh, suddenly,

THE FLOOR OPENED UP, and revealed a treasure trove of mysteries!

New AIM.

FortunatePhoenix

I've had "Raining SkyFire" since november of 2003. So, you know. It's.. There should be a change!

And, thsi time, it actually makes more sense.

..Sort of.

But I like my screenames to have meaning.

I looked up "Raging Destiny" in the thesaurus, and it brought me too some delicious words.

Fate, Fortune, Phoenix, Thunder, Inferno, Truth,

all that cool stuff.

And I wanted it to have more depth then my last one. So here we are.

FortunatePhoenix.

Please make buddy list changes accordingly.

End scene.

_______

In health today, I beat Kat in 14 straight games of CALCULATOR ON CALCULATOR Tetris.

Then, at lunch, I asked Brittany to let me be her napkin. Everyone at the table was taken by my romanticism.

Then Stephy made it into a terrible terrible un-romantic thing!

And then Blake LAUGHED MUCH.

Yep..yep...

What else.

uh..

...

Well, ladies and gentlemen.

We have NOTHING. That's right!

Nothing!

HAHA! :D

So get lost. I'm gonna go feed my Dachsund.

AND POTENTIALLY MAKE PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION.

(They're pinky and the brain, pinky and the brain...One is a genius, the other's insane! They're labro..a..::fade out::)

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Edit:

Then this happened

SaSsYaNdSwEeT247: i think we go to wendys too much!
FortunatePhoenix: ...
FortunatePhoenix: Why did you come to that conclusion now
SaSsYaNdSwEeT247: becuz i walked in there to eat today and they asked where my boyfriend and that other guy were.
FortunatePhoenix: XD
FortunatePhoenix: hahahaha

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Smurfy — 2005-05-17T10:05:52-05:00

The best header ever.

You're welcome.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-18T05:05:24-05:00

Wel--- Wait a minute. I CANNOT write an entry if I don't have italics. Forget THIS. See, I have to capitalize it. This doesn't work. I NEED inflection, mindsay! So until later, BOOYA.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-19T11:05:18-05:00

Wow.

I mean..wow.

Math was...dynamic today.

I'll tell you about it later.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-19T07:05:09-05:00

On second thought, I think I'm going to save the math ordeal for the May 27th-may 28th update.

It will fit in very very nicely.

But you know, I think the ride home on the bus today was about perfect.

The wind was blowing the most delicious and sweet scents of the year through those bus windows.

The most fantastic of the entire year, that moment where it smells a bit like beautiful. You can get a taste of the flowers, you could smell the rain, and you could feel the wind.

Coming over the bridge in the development down the road, you could look off one side and see the darkness of the coming storm, feel the wind, and the perfect temperatures coming off of it, and to the other, you could see the sun shining low through the rain clouds, and there was the most intense and lovely golden blue I've seen in a very long time. And the way it looked over the water...was .. perfect.

I had a nice afternoon.

I call you, to tell you what I feel right now,
Hello, my love, it's me, your happiness.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-20T04:05:23-05:00

Today was a pretty average day.

Considering the circumstances,

It was pretty average.

Yeah. Average.

I saw Erin today.

I probably won't get to talk to her again.

It was an average day.

Lunch wasn't really ..Lunch was average.

Only, I put pickles on my sub today.

Man. That was good. Pickles. Mmm.

____________

"But Dad, ..I mean, I have no idea how to get to Chili's"

"Well, I'll..write some instructions down ..or..something."

"Can't you just take me?"

"No, you're gonna drive there"

"But I don't know how!"

"Well you're gonna learn!"

______

Yeeeeeah.

An average day.

AVG. for you kewl kids.

Also, in other news, co-incidentially, also occruing,

I started the rough draft of my "END OF THE YEAR" post blah blah.

It's pretty fine.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-05-21T01:05:34-05:00

Man.

Well.

That w..

Man!

UNAVERAGE EVENING.

severely unaverage.

or SUAVG for you kewl kids.

Man.

I had one awesome 7-12:45 PM.

Nerds rawk

Smurfy — 2005-05-21T05:05:09-05:00

So, okay, yeah.

Star Wars III Owns.

And, uh, for the record, the acting does not suck.

PSH. NO.

Freak wookies, and,... Yoda..and..

WOAH IRONY.

Man.

It's just awesome.

Awesome awesome awesome.

The politics of war on such a grand and amazing scale...

Intense.

All the jedi getting killed..It was like.

The most tragic movie scene ever.

But man. Mace Windu.

He sure..

man.

MAN.

Five asterisks. *****.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-21T10:05:04-05:00

I just watched "The Hulk" (2003).

And ..

Wait.

WHAT!?

HIS FATHER TURNED INTO A GIANT MASS OF WHAT?

Why is he in MEXICO?

Or is that GUATEMALA??!

WHY ARE THERE MEMORIES FLOATING THROUGH THAT CLOUD????

In short.

I have never been more confused.

Also,

It ..

Man.

Whatever.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-22T04:05:40-05:00

Behold.

The first unintentional screenshot of AHTM:3

AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS THE REAL LIVE WOOGY.

The one that STARTED IT ALL.

Also, Digi-Woogy from ArfenHouse 3.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-22T10:05:54-05:00

Estimated ticket sales for Friday through Sunday at North American theaters, according to Exhibitor Relations Co. Inc. Final figures will be released Monday.

1. "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith," $108.5 million

2. "Monster-in-Law," $14.4 million

3. "Kicking & Screaming," $10.5 million

4. "Crash," $5.5 million

5. "Unleashed," $3.8 million

6. "Kingdom of Heaven," $3.4 million

7. "House of Wax," $3.2 million

8. "The Interpreter," $2.8 million

9. "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," $2 million

10. "Mindhunters," $909,049

It's close, but I'd say Star Wars won out.

That doesn't even include the midnigth showings.

Yeah boy.

I sure do love me some Star Wars.

Noooooooooooooo...

Smurfy — 2005-05-23T09:05:54-05:00

Hey why can't we look the other way!

-riff-

-more riff-

Well,

Today was certainly a day to be remembered!

And when I say remembered, I mean loathed.

LOATHED.

My neck hurts. My back possibly hurts.

And this seat cushion still needs to go back in the dryer again. Yeesh.

So, you know, I'm still conserving my creativity for this friday's amazing 6 page long tearjerker awesome post.

Except it isn't as good as I'd hoped..

But I finished the second rough draft of it!

(Loser!)

See that? That was Brittany calling me a loser as she reads this.

Because she's doing it right now.

FUTRE PERFECT TENSE.

But, I mean seriously,

Who in their right mind gives that award to Mr. Cyblurn?

I ALMOST WENT CRAZY, RIGHT THERE

______________

Note: Sitting in an unventilated room with Jason and two stupid upperclassmen does not equal a busload of entertainment.

My Cell phone died.

I had no more texting!

And "THE JACK TALES" ...

No.

Jason did eat a mighty fine poem though.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-24T05:05:26-05:00

Well, uh,

When I say "The civics exam was hard"

I mean,

Mr. Clyburn spent (0) days teaching us about North Carolina civics and economics.

75% of the test is on North Carolina civics and economics.

Yeah. That was some kinda hard test. When the bell woudln't ring, and some of the kid's in the hall we're leaving anyway, I asked Amber move, flicked off the door to the class, and ran fast down the hall, yelling "IT'S GO TIME"

That was the most satisfying moment of my Sophomore year.

Then I got home, wiped my MP3 players memory, hoping it would fix whatever problem it was that caused it to not work.

Yeah.

Faiiiiiilure.

And, you know what?

Some people just don't have a sense of humor.

I hate those people.

BEHOLD! YOUR FACE!

Smurfy — 2005-05-25T06:05:34-05:00

Yeah, uh.

Sure do love driving to school.

Yeah boy.

Had the party booth at wendy's for the first time in forever.

Felt good to be home! Ah, man, so much laughing.

"WHY AM I DOIN M...OH CR..crap."

"Haha. Awkward!"

Then, yeah, I totally met Laura at lunch. That was cool.

This morning sucked.

But I got over it.

And uh, there.. was..something...

uh..

Well, the exams weren't hard, I know that much. Definitelly.

YEAH.

We watched LESS MISERABLEZ, and, uh, yeah, not a very good adaptation to the book right there. I guess it was..the 80's version.. I think..the opening sequence..said "Keyhole Films" or something like that.

Really, I'd say it was a pretty suave day.

Suave.

And, uh, yeah.

Yeah.

Driving to school = awesome.

Dig it.

NOW FOR AN INTERESTING NEWS EVENT

24 May 2005

LIGHT-SABRE DUEL PUTS TWO IN HOSPITAL

TWO Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after duelling with lightsabres made by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.

The pair - a man aged 20 and a girl of 17 - are believed to have been filming a mock fight when one of the devices exploded in woodland on Sunday.

They were rushed to West Herts Hospital before being transferred to the specialist burns unit at Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford, in Essex.

Police say a third person present at the incident was questioned.

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Proving, once and for all,

Nerds aren't ALL smart.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-25T11:05:29-05:00

...

What was I THINKING.

Man.

I'm done with..this..

..Sleep.

Sleep is now.

EXAM IS NOT THE NOW THING TO DO.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-26T07:05:37-05:00

To understand how many things I steal from everyone else, I'm marking them all off! BOOYA, POSERS*

_______

Once upon a time Smurfy took a Spanish exam then sat at his desk for an hour while the other kids danced around like idiots.

On the note card we were given for spanish, since I had forgotten to bring my book, I wrote the only spanish rules I could remember off the top of my head. Which consists of a song:

"FOR HOW YOU FEEL AND WHERE YOU ARE, BE SURE TO USE THE VERB ESATR!"

And then this

"I before E except after C!"

And then one more thing,

"Kalamares = squid, Azul DOES NOT EQUAL GREEN, but blue."

And then on the back, I wrote lyrics from like, 8 songs. And then I wrote "UH-OH! WE JUST LOST MENTAL CONTACT!"

And it didn't help me much. Figures. Although the songs were pretty cool.

Then on my Spanish teachers evaluation, I stole everything from Jason ever*

THEN THE FUN BEGAN*.

(This is after "Papa Loves Mambo" mind you.)

I saw Jason, surprised because I was expecting him to have gone, but he had the incredible idea of going to Bojangles.

Then, Brittany hug/mauled me, and the world was awesome, and she got a 95 on her Honors (FREAKIN' HONORS MAN!) Algebra II exam.

Then Jason and Brittany and the Smurfmobile came with me to Bojangles. And we dined finely on chicken legs and bo biscuits, as we gave Jason --------SPOLIERS-------- about Star Wars III.

Also there was The Darkness. And me. PUT TOGETHER EQUALS BAD.

And we learned to say NO to the Dark Side*. Also there was gangsta' rap.

To all you haters out there, I hope everything you eat tastes like EXAMS, FOOL.*

And uh, then stuff happened, and things, and WOAH*

Now I'm here, excited because tomorow I get to see Woodrow Wilson.

And also, because of that huge post I have for you all tomorow. I don't think you realize how huge it is.

You will not believe just how VASTly huge it is!*

(* = I STOLE THIS)

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Celebrate!

FOR NOW IS THE TIME TO REPLY.

Plz leave a brain cell to continue, k, thnx.

It's the end.

Smurfy — 2005-05-27T11:05:42-05:00

It sure has been a long year. A year that I think will stick out in my mind even more-so then my freshman year. And THAT was one demanding year. A lot of stuff went down this time. I met alot of new people, I got to know a lot folks I knew last year a whole lot better.

I made some good friends this year. I made… a few enemies this year.

But who doesn’t? You know, throughout this entire year, I think I’ve learned more outside the classrooms, then in them. But that’s true for just about every year. High school is social transition. It’s learning how to be you, more then it is learning about.. ..the historical significance of Napoleon Bonaparte.

So here. This... is .. what I've learned this year.

I mean, the year sucked, but, you know, I learned alot. Alot. So, you know. Share the wisdom.

Have a good summer.

____________________________

“And I lost an opportunity. I had a full scholarship to a college in Scotland, but I turned it down. Because I love all of you, I respect all of you. My student’s needs come before my own. I put my dream behind me, to help all of you. This was a major opportunity for me, because before that, I had been rejected by seven colleges in a row. The last one told me to my face that I was too stupid to come to their college, because my GPA was 2.95. 2.95. They told me I was too stupid, because of a fraction of a percent. College was not easy for me. I worked 5 jobs, I went to school full time, I was trying to sell my house, I was living with my Grandfather to keep him out of the hospital, I was doing things for my community, college was hard. But I left, after being rejected, for the 7th time in a row. It was raining heavy that day, and I came back to west, after being told I was too stupid. And that’s when I found it. The 200th penny.”

_______________________________

This year, at the end, I’ve learned that as my heroes graduate, the people I look up to leave, I have to start becoming those people. I have to change. I have to be the person that people look up to now. I have to be someone else’s hero. I have to be.

_______________________________

All the lonely people… Where do they all come from?

All the lonely people…. Where do they all belong?

________________________________

“And these pennies all represent an opportunity. When you see a penny on the ground, do you pick it up, or pass over it? When you see someone you’ve never met, do you talk to them, or blow them off? An opportunity is a small thing that can lead to much much larger things. I want you all to have an opportunity to be someone great. I want you all to reach your dreams. I picked up… MORE then 200 pennies here at west. I find them on the ground, I pick them up, I keep them. They’re from you, from your pockets. All of them. I want to give these too you now, because I wanted to tell you, this is the only year I’m going to teach. Next year, I’m going to a college in Texas”

_________________________________

People always say (Or from my limited experience, the last two years) that when they graduate, they’ll come back. They’ll keep in touch. Life hits those guys pretty quick. Turns out, they don’t keep in touch, and few come back. It’s something you have to get over. It’s just something that happens. People go from being friends who tell each other everything, to people who used to know each other, to someone you’ve met before. An acquaintance. Time changes everyone. Time changes everything. Time is an amazing ally, and a rotten nemesis. It’s a life lesson. It’s taught quickly in school. The lesson is this: Life changes. Life changes fast. You have to adjust, or you’re left behind. And that’s all there is to it.

Life changes.

_________________________________

“And , when you get your penny, I want you to keep it. This is the opportunity I have given you all to succeed, and to catch your own dreams. I’m leaving, and I want you all to remember what I’ve given you. I want you all to succeed. That’s why I gave up my dream of becoming a physical therapist, of going into medicine, I gave up the easy road, and I did it all for you.”

___________________________________

A good friend sticks closer than a brother. I have an amazing friend. Jason and I have shared a good deal of experiences together these.. past few years. And If I don’t have a friend, I’ve got a brother. A brother that sticks much closer then any friend I’ve ever had.

“This has been one tough year..” Jason told me, as we sat in my car.

“Yeah, we’ve made a lot of mistakes…” I responded.

A silence passed, the engine rumbled, some obscure Eagles song played behind it.

“You can’t blame everything on mistakes.” Jason replied.

I stood very corrected.

___________________________

The night is young, the skies are clear

(Look at that deck!)
And if you want to go walkin', dear

(I mean look at it!)
It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely

(Smurfy! Shut up!)
______________________________

You might say I’m a dreamer... But I’m not the only one.

I hope someday, you will join us.

And the world will live as one.

___________________________

“Now, I guess I gave you this, because I expect more out of you. Kids here, I don’t think you know how many, people look up to you, Morgan. If I get this out of you, who can I expect to lead?”

__________________________

For the first time in my life, I opened up a little. I learned this year, that with trust, comes love. I can safely say that for the first time in my life, I actually trust someone beyond some.. simple level. I can actually love someone. I can actually tell someone how I‘m feeling. Brittany taught me this year, that as long as you can trust someone, you can love someone. And someone can love you.

And it’s a whole lot easier going to sleep at night, knowing that someone does care about me.

And Someone does.

____________________________

Baby I've been here before

I've seen this room and I've walked this floor

You know, I used to live alone before I knew you

And I've seen your flag on the marble arch

and love is not a victory march

It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

_____________________________

“And I really appreciate you, Smurfy. You’ve taught me a whole lot about being yourself. And it’s been great meeting you, because I’ve never met anyone like you before. I feel like I can be who I really am, because of what you’ve taught me about personality.”

_____________________________

It’s obvious none of you took this assignment seriously. D-.

(Haha, he’.. he said go somewhere quieter..) (Tell him…uh.. Give him the HEAD’S UP, Smurfy.) “Yeah, uh, man, now, this is just a …(Haha) a heads up, but, uh, every single showing of “The Ring 2” is totally sold out… yeah… well, I mean,.. What can I do! (Haha!!) Alright man. Later.

(Hahahaha!)

_____________________________

“See… Though, I mean. This is what being a teenager is all about. This.. You know, driving. Just.. Driving around, lost, confused. Just going wherever. Going down all the roads you can. It is, really, what being a teenager is all about.

_______________________________

Honestly, more then I can express here, I feel like I’ve grown and learned more this past year then in my last two years of public education put together.

I’ve bee humbled, I’ve been put on a pedestal, I’ve been put down, and I’ve been put out. I’ve lost some friends, I’ve alienated some by my own actions. I’ve let some go. I’ve met a lot of people I wish I’d never even been involved with. I’ve watched freshman grow up. I’ve watched some freshman deny their chance at growing up, and some just lose it completely. I’ve watched some freshman become fools. I’ve watched some upperclassmen doing the same.

I’ve seen myself grow up. Because of this blog. Which, as a matter of fact, was started simply because I was mad at Melanie. Mad because of some foolish things. Looking back, she was right about almost all of it. I am egotistical. I can be a jerk. I do expect everyone to pay attention to me. But I’ve taken these things to heart. I’ve tried my best to work these things out. Maybe not as much as I should have.. But… I owe Melanie a debt that won’t be easily paid back. She opened my eyes to the rotten little boy I was on the outside. Helped me pull out the person I wanted to be.

I can look back at any date on my blog now, and see how I thought at that moment for the past year. Let me tell you, I’m still no cultured gentleman, but I’m certainly no fool over as many things as I was before…

I’d like to think that anyway.

Of all the things I’ve learned, if this year‘s any indication, it’s that I still have much to learn. I gotta whole lot of growing left to do. High school, with all it’s immaturity, with all it’s foolishness, with all it’s useless and undeniably silly drama…

Is a place, and none of can deny this, is a place where all are taught the way people work.

We all have to grow up here. We all have to learn.

We all have to learn to listen to each other, rather then ourselves. This is the way things work.

This is how things always have been. And they ain’t changing’ for nobody.

We have to learn. We have to.

I’ll see you next year, West Forsyth.

The Twilight Continues.

-Smurfy.

Because this is the last song.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Days 1-2: At a glance

Smurfy — 2005-05-28T11:05:17-05:00

Heavens me.

Summing up the past two days is relatively simple, for the most part:

"Sweeeet"

My final exam went by all right. At the bottom of the last page was

"The End". Sort of...

Innappropriate.

I deserved at least a ...a...

At least a "H.A.G.S." or something.

Stupid test book...

Regardless, following the exam, I went to both lunches, listened to friendly jabber, walked about, made fun of a bunch of GANGSTA'S, and, uh, et cetera.

I then went to the Auditorium.

Leah came some time later, and were like, man,

Let's blow this joint.

And we went and Leah cleaned out her locker.

She had 6 month old cereal and a half eaten oatmeal cookie in her locker.

mmhm.

Six months.

We then went and ran under the football field sprinkler, or rather I did, then I made Leah.

Leah WAS NOT PLEASED >\

We then went under a tree in the football field and threw sticks for two hours.

That was solid.

After school, I ran around until I became depressed, exchanged some goodbyes, felt good, took sam home, then got the ticket's from jasons house,

Then Jason and I went to bojangles.

We ate there until 5:15ish, when my Dad came, and I followed him up to NCSA, to prepare for what we assumed would be a fun-filled friend fest.

No one showed up.

At first.

Brooke safely guided the children there, and at the end of the day, we all got in, somehow or another.

(This was of course, After Brittany and I ran back to my car for a some unexplicable reason. We didn't need to run. But we did)

We got in, and after the Dean Of All That Is Filmaking gave a short speech, the movie lovin' began.

With some..weird...

..Artsy film.

IR Day.

It was okay.

I mean, in all, these aren't, like, you know, movies, that you would pick off your shelf.

HEY! LET'S WATCH THIS POETIC NARRTIVE FILM!

I mean,

You have to be in a certain mood for this stuff.

All in all, I..mean..

I was blown away.

It was much more then I expected.

There was comedy, drama, horror, and S & M santa clause..

I mean, check it out. There was only one movie I didn't like.

I mean, sure, there was ranging intensities of like, but, I only truly disliked one movie.

And Twilight was just beyond..

Twilight owned.

But, I mean, the ride home is what rocked.

I took Brittany Jason and Steph to their respective houses, and the ride owned. I mean, man.

It was just solid.

I had a rockin' time.

We bought sundrop, gatorade, a ..coffee..and..

steph had something.

Then I dropped the ladeh's off, took jason home, and nothing happened 'till six today.

That's when I picked Brittany up, and we went to the graduation of the class of 2005.

Kate looked at Brittany and I for well over an hour, but I don't think she ever saw us.

Then Brooke was all over the place, and ...Brittany made a creative metaphor!

And I laughed!

"HAHAHA!" Just like that.

Brittany and I sought out Lucy, and had crazy misadventures.

Also, there was too many congratulations.

I tell you what,

I'd still be driving around the coliseum if Brittany didn't know what we were doing.

We got home, and stuff, and things, and man.

Sweeeet.

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Smurfy — 2005-05-30T02:05:30-05:00

I finally got all the crap washed out of my eyes.

Common sensical item #49

When riding four-wheelers through the woods for two hours, wear some sort of eye protection. IE, sunglasses, helmet visor, et cetera.

Just 'cause.

Plus that dirt and stuff is a JERK.

http://vaderremix.ytmnd.com/

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Smurfy — 2005-05-30T11:05:09-05:00

There’s no business like stealing! Like no business I know! Everything about it is appealing! Stealing everything the traffic will allow! Nowhere could you get that happy feeling, when you are stealing people, like show people! There’s no feeling like stealing! SHOW PEOPLE!

You got beat up by a GIRL sucker!

RIPOFF WORK SUCKS :D

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Smurfy — 2005-05-31T01:05:48-05:00

Actually, yeah, that entry, it's going away.

Oh well.

"Just me" time.

It isn't that amazing when it's edited.

Smurfy — 2005-05-31T05:05:35-05:00

Yeah. I trimmed it. Now it's suitable for public release :D

___

Concering the floral patterns inside my temperate deciduous forest.

After a night full of pondering I have come to this one and ONLY conclusion-

I was dead wrong.

Explanation?

(Edited. This was the longest section.)

If I can..get these thoughts lined up perfectly..

___________

(edited)

Tentative summer plans- June 18th- August 20th.

Yeah.

That's right.

If things click in wilmington (and I sure do hope they do)(But I bet they wont, just 'cause.)(Edit: And recent events have determined they more then likely won't), I'm getting a job down there and spending the entire summer (edit)

(edit) Seeing "Land of the dead" would be cool. (edit)

I don't care if I AM gone all summer. Personally, I think it will be some kind of intense rejuvenating release from this past year.

Let me be the first to tell you,

(edit)It'd be amazing.

Haha!

See, I think the way this blog is going accross, is that I'M ANGRY AND EMO AND YOU ALL SUCK! (edit)

That's not how it goes!

At all!

The thing is, man, the thing is,

I just don't want to be here!! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^

^_^

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

MY FOOT.

Smurfy — 2005-06-01T12:06:04-05:00

One day, sometime somewhere way beyond anything I could figure out right now,

SOMEHOW,

SOMETHING is going to go RIGHT.

Gah, if I ever wanted to make a post full of me typing in caps and flicking off the entire world,

Baby,

this is it.

___

Edit-

So, you know what I did?

I went outside, in the dark, barefooted, and I kicked the heck out of a tree.

Take that, tree.

You lose.

Now everything is awesome again.

Except my foot.

My foot hurts.

Yeah. Mm-hm.

Smurfy — 2005-06-02T03:06:07-05:00

mmhm.

Well,

since it's 3 am.

And, uh,

since I can't make any noise louder then 2.5 decibels,

and NO ones here(except for Mel, who just IMed me out of nowhere)..and..uh..potter's online. But ..uh.., uh-huh..,

I'll keep it brief, ladies and gentlemen.

Much happened today.

I saw "HitchHikers Guide" for the fourth time(and if I see it again, I'll go crazy).

(Although, Kate and Leah will probably attest to the fact that I already.. uh..

I already went crazy by yesterday, mmhm)

(ITS SUMMER, OK?)

Jason and I embarked on yet another day filled with wacky misadventures.

mmhm.

WACKY.

First, after I managed to turn into the wrong road 3 times, we made it...sort of near kates house.

Bleah.

Then we went to the theater, saw "The Curt", (Who got tickets faster then us because the fat idiot woman ahead of us had to buy tickets for 150 daycare kids) turned in my Job App, then.. saw the movie.

...

Again.

BUT IN 3D....ish...

Anyway, we left there, and dropped kate off, and met with the leah.

blah blah, we ate at subway, blah blah,

Went to Skate Haven, Skate Haven closes at 5.

It's 4:30.

Mm-hm.

Yeah.

Turns out the only days they don't reopen are tuesdays and wednesdays, the days we were gonna go.

haha.

NEW SHORTER HOURS TAKE EFFECT ONLY AFTER KIDS ARE OUT OF SCHOOL AND HAVE MORE TIME.

Whatever.

No skating did we do.

No! NOOO. NOOOOAOOAO!

::face::

So Jason said I should come watch fight club.

I then proceeded to invite Leah.

To Jason's house.

Why not!

We watched "Fight Club"(which was much much much better then I expected) and "Legion" again.

Yeah, sucka.

At this point, it was midnight. A solid rain left the sidewalks and roads covered in a mist of beeeeauty.

Leah left, I left, I came home, I couldn't get online, I waited 'till 3:30, I got on, I'm blogging.

Mmhm.

Which means I talked to no one online, not a soul.

'sept for Mel.

mmhm.

Smurfy missed you all.

(Except for when I was eating Chicken Pot Pie. Screw you all. I like me some chicken pot pie.)

Also, we saw Ms. Fergusson.

Oh, I was all over that.

ALSO I DID NOT MURDER ANYONE BY THE NAME OF "TEMPLE". IT WAS NOT MY WORK.

So, you know,

just sayin'.

Man do I love "Legion".

GAH.

GO TO BED.

Smurfy, you idiot.

_________
Edit-

Also, Jason and I fit Leah into a cavalcade of small places.

Leah fits just about anywhere!

I mean ANYWHERE!

PICTURES TO COME KAY LATERZ.

HAHA NOTHING HAPPENED EVER

Smurfy — 2005-06-02T04:06:02-05:00

Blah blah blah put in an application at some weird resturaunt, "Roly Poly's".

I'm not sure what I'd do there. But take that, corporate America.

I'm totally squeezing my way in.

IT'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.

Or..something..

...

Haha. Corporate America.

This is CN-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

____

On a lighter note, nothing happened today ever.

WINK.

SUGGEGSTIVE GRIMMACE.

Ah, well.

At least I tried.

Gah, no I didn't, I watched that spelling bee for..a..ah man...

Sure do love me some middle schoolers spelling words no one's ever heard of before.

mmhm.

...

Why did I watch that.

I KNEW IT WOULD ONLY MAKE ME ANGRY!

Angry. Angry!

...

Can you tell nothing happened today?

Because nothing did.

Nothing.

Except...uh...

Yeah, nothing. GameCube broke again.

...

Dot dot dot

Yeah, that's what I said. Corporate America.

Psh. Gonna be all over that.

What are my suggested tags, mindsay?

GIVE ME SUGGESTED TAGS RIGHT NOW.

There.

I got "Happened", "No tags haha", and "Blah"/

Those tags suck.

WHO CAME UP WITH THESE TAGS?!

I quit.

Have a great Nothing-happened-ever day!

____

DISCLAIMER:

Smurfy does not condone doing things. As a matter of fact, he's the most unmotivated laziest person since Al Gore!

WHHHYYYY!

Smurfy — 2005-06-02T05:06:59-05:00

I downloaded the entire "HitchHikers Guide" radio series.

Five hours.

mmhm.

...

Yeah, I'm gonna have to listen to ALL of this.

I enjoy my crow!

Smurfy — 2005-06-03T03:06:50-05:00

I DO NOT LIKE THE TASTE OF CROW.

WHAT A MINUTE.

Thats not the radio series at ALL!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

....

Oh, forget this.

Never ever IMing people at 4 ever again.

FortunatePhoenix (3:53:06 AM): Ha HA! Melissa!
XxWeStSwTy07xX (3:53:13 AM): sorryy its her friend
FortunatePhoenix (3:53:18 AM): psssh.
FortunatePhoenix (3:53:20 AM): Fine, fine.
FortunatePhoenix (3:53:22 AM): Friends!
XxWeStSwTy07xX (3:53:29 AM): hahaha
XxWeStSwTy07xX (3:53:30 AM): sorryyy
FortunatePhoenix (3:53:37 AM): Always..having friends!
XxWeStSwTy07xX (3:53:41 AM): hahahaha
FortunatePhoenix (3:54:05 AM): Some of us are too busy talking on AIM at 4 in the morning to have friends!
XxWeStSwTy07xX (3:54:17 AM): hahahaha
XxWeStSwTy07xX (3:54:18 AM): sorry :(

Then for some reason this happened.

FortunatePhoenix: ...Then I'll be shot by 100 million film association members
FortunatePhoenix: But my brain WILL STILL THINK.
BonziBuddyX: And it will suck.
FortunatePhoenix: Much.
BonziBuddyX: How does it taste?
BonziBuddyX: The crow, that is.
FortunatePhoenix: Oh, I've been eating it for days
FortunatePhoenix: It's growing OLD
SaSsYaNdSwEeT247: crow??
FortunatePhoenix: ..Yes sam.
FortunatePhoenix: Eating crow.
SaSsYaNdSwEeT247: eww
FortunatePhoenix: You've never heard the saying..ever?
FortunatePhoenix: Have you?
BonziBuddyX: It's an expression.
SaSsYaNdSwEeT247: never
FortunatePhoenix: ..
SpottedPinkDuck: No.
FortunatePhoenix: Oh, bother.
SpottedPinkDuck: me either.
FortunatePhoenix: ...
BonziBuddyX: Smurfy's a master of it.
SaSsYaNdSwEeT247: see im not alone
BonziBuddyX: He loves the taste of crow!
BonziBuddyX: At least, that's how it seems to me.
FortunatePhoenix: It's like sticking your foot in your mouth, fools.
SpottedPinkDuck: ah.
SaSsYaNdSwEeT247: ok...
BonziBuddyX: Since he spends so much time EATING IT.
FortunatePhoenix: But it's CROW
FortunatePhoenix: I EAT MUCH CROW
FortunatePhoenix: EVERY DAY
FortunatePhoenix: I EAT MORE CROW
SaSsYaNdSwEeT247: ok i get but tis stupid

4 AM should NOT be the most active part of the day.

EVER.

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Smurfy — 2005-06-03T03:06:53-05:00

Leah made me a General Greivous icon.

Oh, yes.

THIS IS "THE AWESOME"

Dur.

Smurfy — 2005-06-04T01:06:59-05:00

Well, Ladies and Gentlemen!

NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.

....

..Yet.

There shall be activites!

MANY MISADVENTURES SHALL FOLLOW.

In the meantime, enjoy this stupid quiz you have surely not seen on 18 other blogs :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

DO IT, SUCKA.

1. What's the first word that comes to mind when you think of me?

2. Go to http://images.google.com/ and search for that word.

3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).

4. Put this in your own blo---- HAHA! YOU ALREADY HAVE!! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^

Also, I have included this song that is rather enlightening!

(And it certainly caught my fancy ~_^)

The BareNaked Ladies-

"Enjoy The Humour Of The Situation"

When you walked in, I said with a grin
That we were just talking about you
We all had to lie because you would cry
If you knew we were laughing at you
In the momentary lull before the band begins to play
There's an overwhelming stench of alibi

Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation
Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation

I said on the phone "don't wait til I'm home"
But I'm sure I could hear you crying
I said where I was, but you doubt it because
It's the caller I.D. you're buying
In the hour that it took for me to drive up to the door
You'd arranged all my belongings on the lawn

Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation
Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation

Have you heard the one about the boy
Who moved into the henhouse to sleep?
He woke up with egg on his face
When he found out all the hens had crossed the street

Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation
Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation

As I walked out, I thought about all I had left behind me
I felt a chill because I was still
Wearing the emperor's new clothes
My mind was racing with each chance that I had missed
While your next door neighbour soaked me with the hose
I've never felt so small, I've never been so dissed
As I shiver, dripping, while the chorus goes:

Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation

MARIHUANA IS THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR YOUTH. IN THE 1930'S.

Smurfy — 2005-06-05T03:06:52-05:00

Here's a quick reveiw of all the Wacky Misadventures that occured yesterday!

I pick up Jason and we head off for wal-mart. At wal-mart, we found the worst toy ever. A.. "FANTASTIC FOUR EXTENDABLE ARM". It.. Was mildly suggestive. And the worst toy ever.
We found "Hamburger Hill: THE BEST WAR MOVIE EVER. BECAUSE IT'S REAL". That's the real tagline. The real real real tagline. Go look it up! But we couldn't buy that, because...uh.. It was..too violent. The wal-mart lady got angry. I then made jokes. It saved Jason money anyway.
We found "MINI STAR WARS" action figures. Basically just Super-Deformed..General Greivous and Obi-Wan Kenobi's. THEY'RE KAWAII! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^. It'll by my new..user icon..or..something..
I found a BatMan mask. .... It's... uh.. Why did..Why did we buy that.

The reason for all the wal-marting around was simple, we had one goal: Buy lightsabers.

Afterwards, there was to be a tremendous duel outside. Making walmart execs VERY ANGRY.

Unfortunetelly, even though I was yelling very loudly about them, we did not find any wal-mart lightsabers. But,..they had everything else.

mmhm.

TO THE MOVIES!

Sam had persuaded us to see "Madagascar". I had seen the trailers for this, and I thought, "My my! This actually looks funny!"

....

WRONG.

Jason had said, "No, it's going to suck." I didn't believe him!

...

That movie sucked.

Ohhh did it suck.

After that, there were more Wacky misadventures!

Jason figured we should return to his original idea, and search "Toy's R Us". Notably, "Toy's R Us" is right behind the mall. A drive of about..say.. 12 minutes.
30 minutes later, I ask Jason "Where the heck are we at", Jason replies, "I have no idea".
15 minutes after that, and after I perform over 16 different traffic violations, we're heading back towards the mall, somehow.
Eventually, we end up in "Toy's R Us". We're older then the employee's in the store. Everything is so small! We find lightsabres, but not the right kind. We scan over the video game aisle, and decide that "Toy's R Us" is not helping at all.
There is lots of Taco Bell after "Toy's R Us". We manage to take up 5 tables. The employees question my practice of eating Kid's Meals. I give them proverbial finger. Also, I tell them I'm just very tall. And.. Retarded.
It's time to head home! We argue over use of highway. Somehow, we end up in Lewisville.
We go to his house to watch "Reefer Madness". I expect high comedy content from..the 1930's!
There is no comedy.
From the 1930's.
MARIHUANA KILLS CHILDREN
In the 1930's, Marihuana, (Spelled differently because it's the crazy 30's) is a big problem. It makes people laugh for hours. Also, to balnk out for 45-second long plot segments.
That 67 minute long movie sucked.
We run into Jason's ..storage..room thing, in search of lightsabres that have vanished. Instead, I spend 30 minutes going "You have the gameboy PRINTER?!"
We rescue a deceased furby.
We kill said furby after 5 minutes of wondering how it ever got popular.
Yearbook antics!
We decide to watch "APRIL FOOLS DAY"(1986), what appears to be an 80's slasher flick. Turns out, it's just an excuse to show lots of mullets.
We realize this was a mistake.
No one dies.
The whole movie blows.
The ending sucks.
IT LEAVES ANOTHER BAD TASTE.
I had to go home and SLEEP.

And that, my friends, is one day FULL of WACKY misadventures!

Also, I still do not have a job.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Number SIX, Fool!

Smurfy — 2005-06-06T09:06:19-05:00

Well, I'll be a dirty rotten scoundrel.

I got Top Blog.

Hahaha. I got nothin' for that 20-page long rant on how high school ended, but, psh,

MARIHUANA?

Number SIX, sucka.

mmhm.

That's right.

Six.

Rawr.

Today's Misadventures:

...

Oh wait, right,

I ..sat..uh..

Nothing! THATS WHAT.

I did go looking for more job-like objects today.

Which brings my total number of applied applications..too...

This many.

Wynsong Cinema's.
Roly-Poly Sub..place..thing..
Eckerd's Drug
Lowe's
(And later, maybe "A Cleaner World")

I thought about the comic store, but, uh,

I don't think I'm even worhty to work in a comic book store.

Especially one with a "Street Fighter Two" cabinet.

Nooooo sir.

Also, I watched an hour the "Legends of the hidden temple" on that ..nickelodeon..digital channel thing.

Man, I miss that show.

Stupid...thing.

I want my mid-90's nickelodeon please.

Also, more marc summers.

NUMBER SIX, FOOL! GO GO MARIHUANA POWERS!

Your Birthdate: December 18

Your birthday on the 18th day of the month suggests than you are one who can work well with a group, but still remain someone who needs to maintain individual identity. There is a humanistic or philanthropic approach to business circumstances in which you find yourself. You may have good executive abilities, as you are very much the organizer and administrator. You are broad-minded, tolerant and generous; a compassionate person that can inspire others with imaginative ideas. Some of your feelings may be expressed, but even more of them are apt to be repressed. There is a lot of drama in your personality and in the way you express yourself to others. Oddly enough, you don't expect as much in return as you give.

Ahh... Close enough.

_____

Edit:

I forgot to mention, I FINALLY FOUND MY MEMORY CARD

Apparently, I had hidden it in a pair of old jeans when my 9-year old cousin was last up, because he think's it's funny when you clear the memory.

How come you can never remember those things until..they ..fall out of an old pair of pants.

Smurfy/Grievous: We're pretty much the same!!

Smurfy — 2005-06-06T10:06:17-05:00

New header.

Here's a list of "Grievances"

hee hee.

Flying through windows- Check

Logic problems- Check

Usually over-excited- Check

Runs all the time- Check

Terrible Posture- Check

Finger Wringing- Check

Frequent coughing at a vareity of odd times- Check

All that coughing all the time!-Check

Uncivilized!-Check

EVIL GENIUS- Check

Really stupid- Check

hee hee. Grievances.

See! even I cant tell the difference!

"Look at me! I'm SECONDARY COP CHARACTER!"

Smurfy — 2005-06-07T11:06:39-05:00

Yep, well.

Um.

That was awesome.

Movies? Psh. Who needs movies.

Not us, that's who.

Mmhm.

What a trip.

Now EVERYTHING IS HAPPINESS.

And..such!

Also,

um...

..I mean..

"WHAT THE CRAP?! HYUK!"

Crazy secondary cop characters.

no subject

Smurfy — 2005-06-08T02:06:24-05:00

"Night of the living dead: Survivors cut"?

Ah...

..Hm.

This is pretty cool! Hey, it's free!

PUBLIC DOMAN, SUCKA!

Thats right.

NO ONE got any rights on this thing

http://www.archive.org/details/NightoftheLivingDeadSURVIVORSCUT

Also, note my red-fat queen in chess

http://uff9.net/ff9/images/walk16.jpg

Oh, this SUCKS.

Smurfy — 2005-06-08T03:06:32-05:00

ah.. June 10th 2071.

Time remaining: 24107 days, 20 hours, 29 minutes, 4 seconds.

http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html

The worst online quiz ever.

WHY CANT I STOP DOING THIS! (also, more about me you'll ever want to know.)

Smurfy — 2005-06-09T01:06:02-05:00

[1]First Name: Smurfy/WOAH EERRRRROR
[2]Middle Name: James
[3]Last Name: Stewart

[4]Nick Name[s]: Smurfy, That-Kid-Who-Sits-There*, Bacon-Boy* (Circa 8th grade)
[5]Gender: Male.
[6]Age: 16.5
[7]Birthday: 12/18/88
[8]Height: 5'6"

[9]Hair Color: Brown/black/blondeish

[10]Eye Color: Dark Blue
[11]Caucasian, African American, Hispanic...What?: Total White man.

[12]Glasses: Yessir. For the evein', you see. Casual wear!
[13]Contacts: For..the..all the other times.
[14]Braces: Never.
[15]Hair Short Or Long: Right now? It's..long for me again.
[16]U Were Born Where: Here.
[17]U Now Live: Here.

[18]Astrology Sign: Um.. Saggitaris.

[19]Chinese Zodiac: The Dragon, fool.

[20]Nationalities: Scottish, Irish, Sioux Indian, Cherokee Indian, English..
[21]Bad Habits: ...Ego-centricalism(NOT A WORD). Meddling, um.. alot of other things.
[22]Piercings: None
[23]If Yes Where & How Many, If Not want any?: N/A

[24]Tattoos: None
[25]If Yes How Many & Where, If No Want Any: N/A

[.Family.]
[26]Mothers Name: Tracee
[27]Fathers Name: James

[28]Brothers Name[s]: None.

[29]Sisters Name[s]: ...Ariana.
[31]Favorite Aunt: Christi.
[32]Favorite Uncle: Mike
[33]Favorite Grandparent: Charlie Avery Stewart.
[34]Worst Relative: Becky Stewart
[35]Best Relative: Mike Tate
[36]Best Family Memory: Christmas at grandpa's.
[37]Do U Get Along With Your Parents: ...I..er..Occasionally.
[38]Do Your Parents Understand You: haha. Maybe on ..t..No they don't.
[39]Does Anyone in Your Family Understand You: My relatives in Wilmington, probably.

[.Pets.]
[40]Do You Have Any Pets: Many.
[41]Name[s]: um.. Kitty, Ferret, Purdy, Buttermilk, Jazzy, Dean, Those three stupid goats, DJ the Dachsund...umm.. I think.. that's it.
[42]Type of Animal[s]: First 5= cats. Dean = Parakeet. Stupid goats = DOOM GOATS, DJ= Dog.
[43]If You Don’t Have A Pet Do You Want One: N/A
[44]Have You Ever Had Any Other Pets Then Mentioned Above: Many many many many other pets. TONS of cats, TONS of dogs, rabbits, birds, hamsters, turtles, a raccoon, ...umm.... Fish, of course, and..uh.. other things I think.

[.School.]
[45]Are You Still In School: Yep.
[46]Did You Drop Out: Nu-uh.
[47]Current/Supposive Grade: 11th. Holy..crap that sounds weird..

[48]Favorite Grade: ...HAHAHAHA! THEY ALL SUCK!
[49]Worst Grade: ..8th.
[50]Favorite Teacher: Mr. Williams. or Mrs. Patterson.
[51]Worst Teacher: Mrs. Williams, from 2nd grade, Mr. Clyburn, 10th, oh, there's more.
[52]Favorite Subject: History, Theater, Spelling used to own

[53]Worst Subject: ...Mathematics in absolute general.
[54]Do/DiD U Buy Lunch Or Bring Lunch: Buy. All the time. Ever. Since kindergarten.

[55]School Sports: ... None. I always sucked at kickball, I was a terrible goalie in soccer, whenever we played basketball I'd sit out, and..uh.. All those were during recess.
[56]School Activities: Drama Club, Improv (Near comedy night), and..uh.. Thats it! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
[57]Popular Or What: I'm not popular, I'm well-known.

[58]Favorite Dance: WHY CANT I DANCE!!!
[60]Worst Memory: ..um... hahaha, 8th grade.

[61]Worst Dance: ...ALL OF THEM.
[62]Most Humiliating Moment: um... let me think. ISS in 8th grade, yeah.

[.Favorites.]
[63]Number: 14
[64]Clothing Brand: None at'all!
[65]Shoes: Dr. Scholls.
[66]Saying: "Groovy"
[67]TV Show: "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"
[68]Sport: ...Football I guess. That or racing down at Bowman Gray.
[69]Vegetable: fried okra, fool.
[70]Fruit: Grapes. green! Seedless!
[71]Movie: uh..crap...um.. Man, thats hard. I'll...uh.. Man! I can't..name..a..favorite.. uh.. Either "Exorcist III: Legion", or "Big Fish", or.. "Dawn of the dead" (Not the remake, although...it too is..pretty cool)
[72]Magazine: EGM

(73,74?)

[75]Candy: Skittles.
[76]Gum: ..cotton candy bubble yum.
[77]Scent: I don't really know the name of it. Apple.. something another.
[78]Candy Bar: Milky way.

[79]Ice Cream Flavor: Coffee, by breyers.
[80]Color: ...Pretty much anything blue.
[81]Season: Fall. Not too hot, not too cold, the wind is perfect, the time is alright, everything is awesome.
[82]Holiday: Um.. New Years.. I guess. 'Cause it means I have aan excuse to write another long meaningful blog entry!
[83]Band: "Smash Mouth", "The Barenaked ladies"
[84]Singer: Not sure.
[86]Type Of Music: Gah...uh.. ..Alternative..rock I guess? Also, Classic. 92.3 classic, sucka.

(What happened to 87 and 88? They weren't on my quiz...)

[89]Thing In Your Room: My ...couch.
[90]Place To Be: Wilimington.
[91]Radio Station: 92.3, 100.3
[92]channel: The Science Channel, G4, those..digital movie things,
[93]Junk Food: Salsa. TORTILLAS.
[94]Overall Food: Spaghetii.
[95]Store: Um.. any video game store, in general.
[96]Shoe Brand: Dr Scholls.

[97]Fast Food Place: .Anywhere but wendys.

(98 is missing too?)

[99]Shape: Yin-yang.

[100]Time Of Day: 4 PM-5 PM. then 11PM.

[101]Country: here.

(102?)

[103]Boys Name: James, Wiley (My great-great Grandpa's name), Charlie (Not Charles), Kyle, Cody,
[104]Girls Name: Crystal, Rachel, Rosemary, .. Magdalene.
[105]Mall: MALLS SUCK.

[106]Video Game: hmm... Super Mario 64.

[107]Shampoo: SUAVE. BLAST IT, SUAVE!

[108]Board Game: Mancala.

[109]Computer Game: um.. "Populous"
[110]Car: Mine! 99 Grand Am SE.
[111]Music Video: Incubus, "Megalomaniac"

[112]Swear Word: CURSES!
[113]Word: Gorrilaz.
[114]Month: August
[115]Cartoon: Aquateen Hunger Force.
[116]Song Of All Time: Impossible to figure out.
[119]Possesion: My grandpa's pocketwatch.

[Whats The First Thing That Comes 2 Mind When You Hear....]
[120]Eminem: White.
[121]Dog: Friendship
[122]Hot: diggity
[123]Britney: Brittany
[124]Nsync: //\\//*sync.

[125]Real World: pain.
[126]Orange: Lemon
[127]Choice: Players.

[128]Fuck: The first thing jason says when he wakes up every day.
[130]Black: man.
[132]Insane Clown Posse: freshmen.

[133]Linkin Park: Mullet
[134]Jack: Motor
[135]Rainbow: horses

[136]Cherry: pacman
[137]Cucumber: pickles

(Where have all the numbers gone)

[142]Whip: "Whip it good!"
[143]America: blue.
[144]Water: Destiny
[145]Volcano: Island

[.This Or That.]:
[146]rock or rap: Rcok
[147]pop or rap: Pop.
[149]rock or metal: Metal.
[150]rock or pop: Rock.
[151]linkin park or limp bizkit: The Parkster.

[152]tool or korn: Neither.
[153]selena or jenifer lopez: ...

[154]hot or cold: Hot
[155]winter or summer: Summer
[156]spring or fall: Fall
[161]mtv or vh1: VH1
[165]summer olympics or winter olympics: Summer
[166]skiing or snowboarding: Geh. ..uh... Snowboarding..

[167]rollerblading or skateboarding: Rollerblading.
[168]black or white: Black.

[169]orange or red: orange
[170]yellow or green: Green
[171]purple or pink: Purple
[173]hot topic or pac sun: ...ILL KILL MYSELF FIRST!

[174]inside or outside: Depends ont he temperture.
[175]weed or alcohol: ...Neither.
[176]cell phone or pager: Haha. Cell phone.

[177]pen or pencil: Pencil.
[178]powerpuff girls or charlies angels: The Angels, sugah.
[179]scooby doo or dino: Dino.

[180]dragon ball Z or pokemon: Oh..man.. uh.. Pokemon, man!
[181]star wars or star trek: Star Wars
[182]tattoo or piercing: Tattoo.
[183]prep or punk: Punk's are too loud, prep's are too stupid. ... Punks.

[184]slut or whore: Slut!

[.Private Life I.E Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll...]
[185]Boyfriend Or Girlfriend: Girlfriend..
[186]Crush: Right now I'm without one.
[187]Do You Love Anyone Right Now: Potentially.
[188]Have You Ever Been In Love: Tricky question.
[189]How Many People Have You Kissed: um..Like, what here? Romantically?

[190]Who Was Your First Kiss: Bleah.
[191]Ever Have Oral Sex: No.
[192]Still A Virgin: Ah, yeah.
[193]If not, how many different partners: N/A

[194]How Many Hearts Have You Broken: ..I don't think anyone knows this.

[195]How Many People Broke Your Heart: Eh. It comes and goes.
[196]Best Quote To Sum Up Love: Should I quote the hitchhikers guide? "Avoid"
[197]So What’s Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Crush Like: Alot of things. Um, for one, they laugh at my stupid jokes, and put up with my stupid ego problems.
[198]What’s Your Dream Guy/Girl Like: ..Above?
[199]Do U Go More By Looks Or Personality: Depends. If someone's uglier then a can of dog food, I just.. have problems.

[203]So Moving Along... You Smoke: No. I tried.. chewin' tobacco once. ...Ugh.. No thanks..
[204]How About Some Weed...You Smoke Weed: No.
[205]Ever Trip On Acid: No.
[206]How About A Little xTc: No.
[207]Crack, Heroin, Anything Else: No.
[208]Beer Good Or Beer Bad: Wouldn't know.
[210]Are U The Little Sissy Who Drinks Mikes And Wine Coolers: Probably would be.
[211]Do U Like Smirnoff Ice: No.
[212]Prefer Beer Or Liquor: Wouldn't know.
[213] Do you smoke? If so, for how long?: No.
[214]What Kind Do You Smoke: No.
[215]Could I Bum One: Sure. 5 bucks. The pack is BEHIND YOUR HEAD ::runs away::
[216]Back To Alcohol, Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: None

[217]So If You Weren't A Virgin... When’s The Last Time U Got Some: N/A

[.Would You Ever.]
[218]Bungee Jump: I think so
[219]Sky Dive: ...eh.. if you could get me on the plane.
[220]Swim With Dolphins: Yo!
[221]Scuba Dive: Yes.
[222]Go Rock Climbing: depends on the height/ OH MAN I HATE HEIGHTS
[224]Eat Shit For 1,000,000 $: ..I'd eat..uh.. alot of other things.
[225]Change Your Religion: No.
[226]Turn Your Back On Your Friends For Personal Gain: Eh.. I'd say.. No.
[227]Steal A Friends Boyfriend/girlfriend: A friends? No. Someone I dont know very well? Absolutely.
[228]Cross-Dress: Noooo thanks.
[229]Lie To The Police: Yes, yes, yes.
[230]Run From The Police: I have plenty of places to hide.
[231]Speed Away From The Police: No.
[232]Lie To Your Parents: ...Oh..Man...
[233]Walk Up To A Total Stranger: Yes. YES! I do it all the time!
[235]Walk Out Of A Restraunt Without Paying: heeeeeh heh. Yes.
[236]Would you ever streak: Oh, lord, if ..oh, man, that would hurt you more then it would hurt me.

[.Have You Ever.]
[286]flashed someone: ...No,
[287]told the person you liked how u felt: Yes. Recently, actually.

[288]been to Michigan: ..Wha..a.. why wou...Yes. I have.
[289]gotten really REALLY wasted: No.

[290]gone to jail/juvi: No.
[291]skateboarded: ..badly.

[292]skinny dipped: Yeah.

[293]stolen anything from a store: Yep. Accidentily!

[295]kicked someone’s ass:... hahaha.
[296]pegged someone in the head with a snowball and they never knew it was you: OH NO. NOT SNOWBALLS. NO!
[297]broke a beer bottle: That I found by a dumpster. Sure.
[298]gotten into a bar under aged: Nah.
[299]kissed someone of the same sex: Nope.
[300]Flipped someone off: Yes. Blake!
[301]Gone on a road trip: Yeah, my dad used to work with NASCAR, so we traveled everywhere.
[303]been to a show: wh..a.. thea..What kind of SHOW?
[304]been to another country: Yeah. Canada. For about 6 minutes.
[305]talked back to an adult: Who hasn't.
[306]got pulled over: Not yet. (somehow)
[307]into a car accident: I've been in one very terrible accident.
[308]Broke a law: ...Everytime I DRIVE I break THREE of them.
[309]given money to some homeless person: Yeah. ..once.

[311]cried to get out of trouble: A long time ago.
[312]kissed a friends brother/sister: hmm.... None of my friends even HAVE siblings.
[313]dropped something on the floor that u were cooking for dinner and still put it on the plate: I can only cook grilled cheese sandwiches. BUT I FIX EM GOOD

[.Opinions.]
[314]What Do You Think About Boy Bands: :;vomits for years::
[315]What Do You Think About Flag Burning: Personally, it offends me. Because usually, the people who do it are idiots. Protesting stamp prices or something.
[316]What Do You Think Of The War On Terrorists: What about the war on communism?

[317]What Do You Think About Suicide: I try not to think about it too much.
[318]What Do You Think About People Who Try To Force Their Opinions Upon You: You, you meen like Kathleen Huie? Pardon my terrible spelling. They're kinda funny.
[319]What Do You Think About Abortion: Against/ Against/ Against.
[320]What Do You Think About Rock/Metal Music: Some if it's alright.

[321]Where Do You Think You'll Be In 10 Years: Heck if I know.
[323]What Do You Think About The Pop Music Scene: I'll be sleeping.

[324]What Do You Think About The Store Abercrombie & Fitch: My sister shops there, so it must be bad.
[325]What Do You Think About Porn: I'm a guy.
[326]What Do Think About The Death Penalty: For murderers, yes. If there's no shadow of a doubt. And it should be done quickly.

[.What Did You Do....]
[339]Last Birthday: Mine? Nothing. The last party was Brooke's.
[340]Yesterday: Went to Jason's with Kate and Leah, had meaningful conversation.
[341]Last Weekend: um...uh.. Graduation with Brittany, and then the movies with Jason and Brittany.. I think.. or..wait, that.. OH I AM.. ..confused..

[342]Christmas: Nothing.
[343]Thanksgiving: Nothing.

[344]New Years Eve: Nothing.
[345]Halloween: Brooke's house.
[346]Easter: Nothing.
[347]Valentines Day: ...Nothing.

[.Quotes.]
[355]Favorite Movie Quote: "Why do I fall in love with every girl who shows me the LEAST bit of attention..."
[356]Best Quote For Love: haha. Hitchhikers guide again. Also, "It's everything and nothing, all at once" (CLICHE)
[358]Best Quote For Life: "Enjoy it while you can, 'cause it sucks once it stops."
[359]Funny Quote: "Democrats suck"- Al Gore's clone.
[360]Favorite TV Quote: "MTV is about music"
[361]Best Quote For Moving On: "..well thats sucked"
[362]Your Favorite Quote From A Song: "Enjoy the humor of the situation"

[.The Last Thing....]
[363]You Ate: Spaghetii with meat sauce, ranch dressing for the salad, and garlic bread at Liberty resturaunt.
[364]You Drank: Sundrop!
[365]You Took A Shower: Earlier today. After ...doing.. moving things. Where I didnt sit here.

[368]Last Thing You Bought: I bought? My subway food.
[369]Last Thing You Got Pierced/Tattooed: N/A
[370]Last Person You Saw: Kate, dropping her off.
[371]Last Person You Kissed: I can't tell what kind of kiss it's asking for.
[372]Last Person You Fucked: N/A
[373]Last Person You Talked To: I'm talking to Jason and brittany right now. In person, it would be Kate, dropping her off.

[374]Last Party You Went To: Last night? if it was a party?
[375]Last Thing You Watched: "lost"

[376]Last Song You Heard: "My Stupid Mouth" john Mayer

[.Now.]
[377]So What Are You Eating: Nuttin.

[378]Anything To Drink With That: Nope.
[379]Whatcha Wearing: That "Miami Vice" shirt I should give back, shorts, bad socks, and..uh..headphones.
[381]Hair: Awesome at the moment
[382]Listening To Anything: "My stupid mouth"
[383]Talking To Anyone: Brittany and Jason
[384]Are You Pissed I Made This So Long: ...Yes.

[.Yes Or No.]
[385]Are You A Vegetarian: ...Gah, NO.

[386]Do You Like Cows: I sure do love killin' me some bovine.
[387]Am I A Bitch For Making This Damn Survey: For your spelling, mostly.

[388]Are You Artisitc: "Artsy"
[389]Are You A Fast Runner: Faster then brittany >D

[391]Are You British: No.
[402]Are You Short: ...ish.
[411]Am I Annoying You Really Bad With All This Nonsense: ...Naw.

[412]Do You Like Marilyn Manson: No, he.. is not a good person.
[413]If You Dont Like Manson You Know you suck right: I think you're a bit wrong/

[414]Are You Secretly From Another Planet: From planet "KEWL"
[415]Did You Ever Touch Someone else’s No-No Spot: ...what the..

[416]Do You Shop At Hot Topic: No.
[417]Could You Kick My Ass: I kind of want too.
[458]If You Could Be Any Animal, What Animal Would You Be: A.. falcon.
[459]Why Would You Be THAT Animal: 'Cause it's a bird
[469]If You Had To Eat One Thing For The Rest Of Your Life What Would It Be: ..pasta! Olive garden breadsticks!
[481]Do You Remember Any Of Your Dreams: yes. Often.
[482]Do You Dream In Color Or Black And White: Always color.

[484]Do You Admit When You Need Help With A Problem: No. Hardly ever.
[485]Can People Read You Like A Book: Not very many.
[488]Whats Your Biggest Fear: Heights, escalators, steps with spaces between them, being alone inside a church (especially the one I clean)
[501]Do You Talk A lot: Alot about nothing.

[502]Are You Afraid Of Clowns: I always feel sorry for them.
[503]Do You Like Spiders: not on me, no.
[504]How About Grape Kool-Aid Do You Like it: Yesh.
[506]Can You Drive: mmhm. Legally, sucka.
[510]Are You A Spoiled Rotten Only Child: No.
[512]Are You Anti-Social: Not at all.
[514]How About Dumb People: T.a... I AM a dumb people.
[521]Now What Are You Going To Go Do: ..finish this STUPID quiz. WHY DID I DO THIS

[online life ]
[522]Who Is Considered Your Bestfriend Online: Um..like, that I don't know offline? Man, probably... Red, Key/Dante, Juno, orrrr... That Jenny girl, or Hannah (HannahHannahHannah. I GOTTA HAVE A HANNAH FIX.), ...I dunno,

[533]If You Could Marry Anyone From Online, Who Would It be: That.. I don't know offline... um.. Red?
[544]Whats Your Favorite Chatroom: I used to go to a ton of AOL chats, back int he day. That's where I met Ryoko and her group of friends.
[566]What is Your Favorite Website: Mindsay, or IGN.
[577]Have You Ever Cybered: ..oh..dear Lord, wh..WHY.
[588]Have You Had An Online Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Haaaaaaaaaaa. ... Noish.
[598]Have You Ever Met Anyone Offline: ...What? from online? uh.. I almost.. met NIck from florida once. Kinda glad I didnt though. He's really weird.
[599]Ever called anyone you met offline: Yeah, I called Krista Reynolds once. I lost contact with her though..
[600]Say goodbye: And good riddance/

....

WHY DID I DO THAT.

I FOUND IT! HURRAH! THANK GOD FOR CACHES!

Smurfy — 2005-06-10T01:06:01-05:00

So, I set out today, or rather, this evening to express myself once more over this large textual holding cell, realizing the more I type, the more I'll regret it once I reach my 30th lap around the sun, and figure out that this entire thing was pointless from the start.

But oh well. I'm an idiot.

So we're moving on.

......

Today I woke up at 2:30.

I filled out an application for "A Cleaner World". Saw Susan. Saw Caroline.

...

I went home. I at two poptarts and read the paper. Came to the conclusion that "Garfield" will never be funny again, read the editorials, tried to ...care about the people expressing their poorly written opinions regarding matters no one could positively be offended over, yet somehow they are,...

Sometime after that, I did some work, tried to excercise a little, weighed myself and found that by some odd chance I've lost weight over this period (What the heck?).

Sometime after that, I watched cops.

Periodically, between all these goings on, I moved some furniture.

Incidentally, did you know that when you connect to my new cell phone's "catalog" and look through things, they give you airtime fee's? Neither did I.

I have currently made 194 calls on my cell phone.

That sucks alot.

That's 194 calls in 8 days.

...

Wow!

It's almost like I'm popular!

Haha!

WEIRD.

Later today, I blogged about the nothing that happened today and stretched it into about two 60-chapter books full of crap no one wants to read, but gets hooked on for days.

Then, at the end,

There's no closure.

Then, after that, I

...

(The end)

"...Ten.."

Smurfy — 2005-06-10T07:06:05-05:00

Wullo.

I got a job.

I'm not an assasin though. So it kind of sucks.

Turns out, I'm just making subs. At... Roly-Poly Subs.

Not my first choice, but, hey.

It pays.. 6 bucks an hour. Booya.

Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 4:30-7:30.

Then, Saturday from 2:30-5:30.

That's $72 dollars, fool.

...

Well, that's.. uh $67.00 more dollars then I have right now.

Oh, wait, no,

I spent that on a poorly made 3.70 soda at the cinema.

oh, shucks.

Guess I need the money after all.

Hey, ..uh..

Oh, whatever

_________________

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

The biggest surprise ever!

Turns out, not only is this a very funny movie, it also has an equal dose of romance, action, and huge things blowing up.

Also, ...um..

A mall.

Man.

I mean, wow, where did that come from?

I'd say it wasn't the most original thing I'd ever seen, but the most original thing I've seen in a good long while.

Mmmhm.

The ending wasn't too shabby either.

I personally liked "The Tank" the best.

Funny guy.

He had a fight club t-shirt on.

Haha. Fight club.

NO ONE FROM THAT MOVIE WAS IN FIGHT CLUB AT ALL!

I give it Thhree asterisks and a tilda.

***~

Just 'cause.

Watch out America, here comes one incredibly large idiot ready to beat the Natonal Work Force into a fit of maniacal laughter.

Also, I may just kick you once or twice.

Watch out for Trucks.

Later.

Aww.

Smurfy — 2005-06-11T02:06:55-05:00

You find the coolest stuff when you get bored on the internet.

The cutest couple ever. AWWWWWW. ^_^

<33333333333333333333333333333

WOAH! WORK!

Smurfy — 2005-06-11T06:06:03-05:00

by 1PM, I had mastered the use of thi sodd machine they call a "Cash Register", which is filled to the brim, to my delight, with money of all shapes and sizes!

That may have been the snapple cooler. I'..

I'm not going to guess.

Anyway, I started.. portioning meat out.

I cannot get the smell of baked ham off of my hands.

Oh, it's so bad.

Then, I replenished the potato salad supply in the.. snapple cooler/ cash register...and..uh.

Then I did more cash registering.

...

Uh..

Oh, so much meat.

Later, I..uh..

.. I forget. I ..mopped and swept..and..uh..

Mopped more.

I heard some cool Eric Slapton song.. later..

Um.

Work was cool.

From. 11:45.. to.. uh... 5..

I made.. like.. 25 dollars or something. I don't know. Minus.. taxati.. o.. oh whatever. Anyway I get paid next friday. whoopee.

When I got home, I had three missed calls.

I called Brittany back, and she asked if I wanted to go to the town square with her. Or rather, she.. wanted me too back before it started. And I was late! Because of "Job". SEE ABOVE WORDS.

Leah and Katie were already there.

I thought, now, I may be a little woozy from the meats, but I thought this:

"Well. Now let's think about this Smurfy. If you were to arrive at the town square, in the middle of said 'Lewisville Idol', and Katie and Leah are already with Brittany, you're going to end up ... sitting in a tree by yourself listening to Leah say the word 'lover' 500 times. Maybe you should stay home and do what you do best. Mope and blog."

So, in the end, I figured I'd save myself alot of tree-time, and..

Mope around here.

AH SO TIRED.

Shortly afterwards, Dad asked me if I wanted to go watch the races at Bowman Gray.

I didn't really want too.

So now he's mad.

and I'm moping.

Anyway, I called Jason back, and he must have called me accidentily, or Steph did or something.

Anyway, I just yelled about subs and we laughed then I.. went back to moping and writing this.

I found out it was Eric Clapton who sang "Wonderful Tonight".

Man, I've been looking for that song for..

A long.. month.

Best "Going Home song" ever, by Eric clapton. And I can't remember what the name was.

Well, Kazaa found over 16,000 files.

Guess I'll have to download all of them. Oh well! :D:D:D:D:D:D.

Shucks.

Well, this about wraps up today's..

OH MAN SO TIRED.

Also, in other news, I'm actually making money now.

NOW I CAN BUY THINGS

AND STUFF.

AND WOAH.

-This concludes your daily "SMURFY IS WHING ABOUT THIS" broadcast. Congratulations. If you read the entire thing, your mind will now implode, or automatically reduce it's own intelligence. WOOTZAH! (Translation, \/\/00tz4h!)-

I should have gone to Lewisville Idol.

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Smurfy — 2005-06-12T02:06:17-05:00

Man.

"The Brick Oven" sucks.

What a terrible resturaunt.

Mmm.

Smurfy — 2005-06-12T11:06:46-05:00

Ah.. Got those.. Bell Bottom Blues.

Gotta get ready for work.

Anyone wanna come by "Roly-Poly Sandiwches" on Jonestwon road tomorow?

Try to come about 5.

mmhm.

I'll ring you up.

By the way, it surprised the heck out of me, but the food there is actualyl really good..especially.. the special for saturday.

Mmm.

Go by Roly-Poly.

Maybe by then I'll be off the Bell Bottom Blues.

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Smurfy — 2005-06-14T12:06:31-05:00

Turns out I'm working every day this week.

People missing, hum de dum.

At least I have something to do.

For the record,

....er..

Actually, that's.. not important.

What really matters, is that we're all together!

Ah, crap, that's not it either. 60's SITCOM OVERLOAD.

Okay, let's try again,

I guess what I'm trying to say is,

I'm making money, and you're not.

Do I have someone in mind when I say that?

OF COURSE!

And they can suck it up! :D:D:D:D:D

Actually..okay.. none of that matters. WHATS IMPORTANT IS:

IN CONCLUSION, IM LEAVING FOR THE BEACH SATURDAY, AND THERE WILL BE NOTHING HERE FOR APPROXIMATELY ONE WEEK.

But by then, either

A)you'll all have forgotten of my existence

B) It'll be like last year and everyone will break up at once

C) I'll actually be here the whole time, in Doppleganger form,

D) 112.

...

Forgive my reference to that play.

But, on the up and up, everythings out and out, and I'm in and around..

Get used to it.

Or else.

CRRRRRRRRRCK

________

I have one fatal/tragic flaw. You know, Achille's had his exposed heel that wasn't dipped in magical healing waters of... magic.. dolphin world level 5 or whatever, well, me, you see,

I'm a sucker for the lady-folk.

Actually, I'm not writing about this now.

I'll have a better entry for it later.

I don't really have a point of it now.

So SCRATCH it.

WITH STRIKETHRU. IT IS NO LONGER RELEVANT.

SO HAHAHAHAHAHA. NO GOOD BLOGGING FOR YOU.

Man, strikethru is not kind to HTML.

It just ate half of my entry.

Man, this is the worst entry ever.

I've been writing it for an hour and a half, and so far, it's just a bunch of unconnected random incomplete thoughts.

Oh.

haha.

That's just like my blog every other night.

Oh, burn!

I JUST GOT ZINGED.

Okay, well, that's enough for now.

I'm gonna go ... play.. "ZTRIS" now or something.

So long!

A good out of context CHAT LOG

Smurfy — 2005-06-14T01:06:14-05:00

FortunatePhoenix: Do you?
FortunatePhoenix: DO YOU WIGGLE IT?
angelpunk37: i have no idea.
angelpunk37: hahaha
angelpunk37: i shake it.
FortunatePhoenix: XD
FortunatePhoenix: Man, I could totally take this conversation out of context and blog it RIGHT NOW

Then suddenly, I DID.

I am the go-to man for Roly-Poly Sandwich making.

Smurfy — 2005-06-15T01:06:59-05:00

Now they want me to work 11:00 AM to 7:30 PM.

Every night!

Haha,

And I thought I'd spend all summer doing stuff.

Work keeps my mind busy.

Busy mind = Busy Smurfy = I don't mope alot.

I mope alot during the summer.

Alot of moping.

alot.

Shucks.

Well, on any account, doing things late at night is even cooler now.

Went to Jason,

Did some stuff,

Watched a movie,

Took his stuff,

Took Leah home,

MIRACULOUSLY REMEMBERED HOW TO GET OUT OF THE DEVELOPMENT.

Seriously. I was like, "Man, how come this is always so hard!"

...

It's crazy!

Anyway, I'm going to sleep now. Have.. alot of ..mopping to do tomorow.

Yes, Mopping

Mopping prevents moping.

Thats my slogan.

But ask me about the news.

We have the news on all day.

I KNOW ALL THE NEWS.

Also, um...

uh..

The sunset was awesome after work today.

I sat at a stop light and stared at it for so long, then a horn honked, and suddenly, I realized I was sitting at a stop light.

Silly me.

Well, off to the nether-realms of blogdom.

Later haterz.

Thinking of the Thinker.

Smurfy — 2005-06-15T11:06:52-05:00

Late last night I realized I had to go into work at 11 today. It would profit me not to stay up too late.

I finished Jason's "Sin City" book shortly after one, and I decided it would be time to try and get some sleep.

I had too much in my head.

I ended up writing a lengthy blog post in my head, about things I don't really want to talk about.

It was a very very long entry, but I picked some wonderful phrases.

I think, maybe, someday, I'll actually.. write it out, see how it looks.

After I was done thinking about that, I began to realize I hadn't written in my physical journal for months.

I opened it up to my last entry. It was.. April.

"Sorry for the delay in writing. I've been preoccupied with the musical.(Immedietelly I began to feel sick because it was then I remembered what I had written about)"

I thought about pulling it out. But I've never done that before, and I have about 140 entries now. Spanning from "Field Day" in 2nd grade to the entry I scratched down at 3 last night.

I recapped everything that had happened since April.

I noted the memorable things, mostly.. car rides, NCSA, wendy's, friends, disgusts, that sort of thing.

I wrote a bit about the last day of school, a little bit about Jason's the other day with Kate and Leah,

And you know what?

None of this has a point at all.

After I did that, I wrote a bit about some other things, went into detail about blah blah blah, then tried to sleep again.

Unsuccessful.

I was brimming with things I wanted to say, thoughts about things I should have done, regrets about things I didn't do,

And all in all,

I woke up very tired this morning.

I fell asleep roughly about 4:30 I estimate.

Fell.

Fell is an innaccurate word to use.

This is one of those nights, where, when you wake up, you just suddenly realize that you've been asleep. And the thought never occured to you the previous evening.

Where you never become consciouslly aware that you're falling asleep.

It's not a fade out. It's a poorly done transition shot.

Then suddenly you're awake again. You know how that sort of thing is.

Even when you're asleep you're dreaming about not being able to sleep. And thinking.

Thinking is a wonderful thing. Occasionally you can sort things out, occasionally things hit you and get things rolling right,

Occasionally thinking is an atrocity that bites you in the back of the neck, and you come to the startling realization that you just wasted an entire year of your life doing something that did not profit you at all. Not one bit. And it won't. It never has up to this point.

You come to the biting reality that You, the thinker, are a fool, and that all your stupid "Wisdom", is just a bunch of randomly unconnected stories full of points that don't parallel the action at all.

Suddenly, you awaken to a set of conclusions that you should have seen from the very beggining.

And it's hard to sleep that off.

One of these days, I'm gonna show myself who's boss.

Here's to thoughts and thinking.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

THIS IS INAPPRORIATELLY PAINFUL.

Smurfy — 2005-06-16T08:06:42-05:00

Time card: Sign in- 10:30 AM.

: Sign out- 8:00 PM.

Oh, man.

Everything hurts.

Haha..a I made..$58 dollars...

Oh my back.

GOODNESS ME. Somehwere in the pacific:

Smurfy — 2005-06-17T12:06:59-05:00

BOREDOM HAS CREATED A MONSTER

____________

Cue fog effect.

(Mysterious booming voice echoes across room no echo could be sustained in)

"Thats right. I just sold my soul to myself for a corporate sponsorship from me in order to promote and orderly product line about me"

THEN SUDDENLY THE FLOOR OPENED UP.

(End fog effect)

"THAT IS ENOUGH"

(Voice concludes with a rousing chroal arrangement)

________________

You know, there's something about writing nonsense that lifts the ...soul...

Oh man.

This is saddening now, nevermind.

I just heard Jay Leno say "Backstreet Boys"

And then I kinda.. fell...

INTO A TRANCE OF DISPAIR.

ET CETERA.

The other day, I read something, and it referred to the 'Fad of blogging'.

Now, I'm no expert on..

Heck.

I'm not even a modest amateur on anything other than "Making people say 'what' in a conversation because they don't understand a word you've said"

And that's a difficult thing to maintain, lemme tell you.

You know, being a total jerk.

But I can do it.

I CAN HANDLE IT.

Like always, like woah.

___

Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's get together.

Let's share a little "Moment" here.

A "moment", yes, A "moment".

No, not an "MAN I AM SO DEPRESSED HERE HAVE AN ANGSTY BLOG ENTRY ABOUT IRREVELANT ISSUES" thing, like last night,

Let's have an "us" moment.

Right now.

Let's do it.

Ready?

Okay.

...

Okay, stop.

That was nice wasn't it?

Did you enjoy it?

I did.

I THINK I'M FLOATING!

Floating with joy. Not MARIHUANA, the destruction of our youth in the 1930's.

...

Why do I do these things..

Ah, well, I'm glad we had that little moment together.

We'll do it again sometime. Kay?

Good.

______

The time draws nearer.

I'm saying goodbye to you all tomorow.

I hope you can make it for six-seven whole days without any crap coming on to this delightful bit of textual storage unit we all call blogs.

I know you all can.

You can do it.

YOU CAN DO IT.

Whew. I can't wait till I'm sitting on that beach.

Night air, no one around.

Sweet smells of the evening, floating off the waves.

That's the definition of true lonliness, you know.

But it's beautiful.

____________

Rock and Roll until the dinner bell, folks.

Smurfy — 2005-06-17T07:06:32-05:00

So I drove around town in my cousins 2005 Bright Red Mustang convertible.

Sweet mother.

You should have seen the looks I got from people in the food lion parking lot.

All,

"Hey, that stupid looking kid with the long hair is pretty cool, driving his car. I think I'll run over him."

That sort of thing.

You know how it is.

Anyway, the point of today's message to ya'll tonight,

Is that paychecks are good,

Working is good,

Mustangs are good,

Washing dishes with Chlorox is bad,

Borrowing money is worse,

And leaving town is wonderful.

Except with my angry family.

So angry.

Whatever.

Well, have a good week.

Some of you, I'll miss!

Some of you, I hope potentially step on a rather sharp pointy rock.

A BIG ONE.

Right in the kisser.

Well'p. That about sums it up.

I may write something again later.

But if not, too bad.

Guess it looks like so long.

Well. ....

Ah...

Here's something I found on Mr. Myspace to keep you company while I'm away. It's kind of stupid, but I've never seen it before.

I COMMAND YOU ALL TO DO IT.

And also,

Goodbye,

So long!

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

And also,

Godspeed, fellow Blog-addicted ladies and gentlemen.

SMURFY, OUT.

OF SOAP.

PLEASE SEND.

HELP NOW.

__________________

-Do this survey b/c-

~Surveys Make Us Really Feel Young~

A. Associate these words with me if you can.

1. Wheel-

2. Tape-

3. Shopping-

4. Food-

5. Dance-

B. Use five adjectives to describe me:

C. Have you ever felt any of these emotions about me. When? Do you still?

1. Hate

2. Friendship

3. Love

4. Confusion

5. Distrust

D. List five memories you have of me:

E. What are your thoughts on these things about me:

1. My political views

2. My sense of humor

3. The attitude I have

4. My blog

5. Me in general.

F. If you wrote a story about me, what would the opening paragraph be.

_________

Congratulations.

If you didn't complete the survey, your mind will implode.

Also,

HAVE A GREAT WEEK.

Et cetera.

Later.

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Smurfy — 2005-06-23T09:06:46-05:00

Okay, so maybe I'll write a little more then that.

But, uh-huh,

Lemme just say, that, uh,

Laying out on the beach alone with cool MP3 player music + wind + full moon + 3 hours= Killer rad.

Man was that awesome.

Rock on.

And this is really cool.

I got exactly one hundred hits since my last update.

Thats just cool!

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, COPPERS.

Smurfy — 2005-06-24T03:06:16-05:00

Man.

Goin' to work.

CRAZY.

Also, after work, it appears as if I'm going to see "Land of the dead"

Oh man.

MAN.

I can't wait for this.

There will surely be some crazy misadventures to follow.

And, behold,

We're selling one of those blasted Doom Goats.

Haha. Now there shall be ONLY TWO.

Man do I hate those goats.

Then, to my chagrin,

I realized I'm almost late for work.

Goodness me.

AWAY!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Smurfy — 2005-06-24T10:06:54-05:00

Ladies and Gentlemen.

An unbiased review of "Land of the Dead":

(NOT BIASED)

____

"Land of the Dead". It totally freakin' rocks.

_____

End of unbiased review.

That boy.

Smurfy — 2005-06-24T11:06:38-05:00

-ring- -ring-

The boy woke up, vaguely recognizing his surroundings.

-ring- -ring-

He thought "I am in the hotel.. I'm.. at the beach..."

-ring- -ring-

"I'm in the hotel. What's... What's this noise?"

-ring- -ring-

He laid on the hotel bed. The loud constant noise of the window air conditioner filled the space with a buzz. But there was something else. It was very very loud, and it was really obnoxious. He stood up. "Maybe it's an electric razor..or.. something". He was still tired. 4:15. It was 4:15. He knew that much. He decided to walk to the other side of the tightly built hotel room. Nothing going off. He saw something the hallway, shouts, voices.

-ring- -ring-

"What's going on out here?" He said out loud, with his parents still snoring loudly.

-ring- -ring-

He sees some people running down the hallway to the steps.

Fire.

There's a fire. That's the fire alarm.

-ring- -ring-

His father wakes up, finally. "What are you doing at the door?" He asks angrily.

"Fire alarm" he answers. "Get up."

He grabbed the key card, and went to the door.

His parents finally getting up, oddly, they didn't seem to be in much of a hurry.

-ring- -ring-

After several minutes of bickering, they finally all leave the room. Many more people now roused from their sleep, they all joined the parade of folks trailing down the steps. Some in full dress, some without shoes, some without much in the means of clothing at all. One older woman holds tightly to an old housecoat.

-ring- -ring-

Some kid stands off to the side, crying. He can't find his parents. There's no time to help, what with everyone pushing. Don't feel guilty. Someone else will help. You have to keep up. The boy makes it outside, his parents go to the car and sit there.

-ring- -ring-

The firetruck arrives. 30 minutes later, they discover the alarm was set off by construction occuring at the other end of the hotel. False alarm. The masses may proceed the their rooms.

The boy ends up beside a girl.

"Crazy weather we're having lately, huh?"

She laughs.

"You're right about that" she replies, in a deep southern accent.

The boy responds,
"So where are you from?". He looks towards the girl.

She's gone, erased by the parade.

"Ah..oh. Well.."

He continues up the steps. Into the room.

Back to sleep.

______________

The warm sand, heated by the sun, was a hug from the depths of the earths soul. The sun hid behind some hazy clouds. A beautiful day, perfect temperature. Mid 70's, healthy breeze.

The boy read through a text message. He smiled again, and laid his head back down onto the sand. The lifeguard stand beside him was deserted, their hours were over.

The boy had not smiled like this in a long time. He held his small MP3 player in his left hand, and his right hand was under his head.

As he lay there, thinking for hours to the relaxing music, haze was lifted from his mind.

A headache that had plagued him since the previous october was lifted.

His spirits were soaring. As he lay there, and the sun set, he recognized the true emblem of loneliness. It was a sunset. It was odd however, that this loneliness left him with something that wasn't quite sadness. It was a sort of joy. And odd feeling, that view. "Truly," he thought, "This is what loneliness is."

Loneliness is a sunset, on an empty beach. A beautiful array of colors and feelings, mixed with a cool breeze, and a long blue ocean.

This beach was where the thoughts and despairings of months past left without so much as saying goodbye. "It's just as well," he thought. "I didn't want them around anyway."

The headache, the despair, all of it.

It was gone.

It was in place. Everything was where it belonged and it all made sense. It all added up.

He was happy.

For the first time in so long, he could barely remember the feeling. He felt like he once did, a hundred years ago.

It was wonderful.

Everything was wonderful, to this sixteen year old boy, who stood up, and brushed the sand off of his jeans. His second shirt flapped in the breeze, and the grains of sand flew downwind.

One last glance.

It was wonderful.

__________________

Realization is key to getting things straight in your mind.

Understanding that things change, is necessary.

Realizing that you don't always get things you want is a very important step in growing up.

And things fade. Things will always fade.

It takes a long time, on certain occasions, to realize that no matter how important someone is, no matter what they do, how long they last,

The footprints of history are always washed away be the waters of time.

It's important, to me at least, to realize these things.

And, I hope, to you, the reader, that you experience these realizations.

Some of the things you want, you'll never get.
Things you don't want, make their way right to you, inevitably.
It's up to you to decide whether you want them afterwards.
Hindsight is key.
Love is everywhere, loneliness is just more visible.

Much more visible.

Loneliness is a sunset. Everyone see's a sunset.

Love is a sunrise.

You have to wake up to see a sunrise.

You have to make an effort to see a sunrise.

Love is everywhere. It's the effort that makes the difference between a sunset and a sunrise.

___________________

The boy went to the room. Opened the door, and fell onto the bed. His family was still out.

He gazed out of his hotel window, and he knew that for as long as this would hold out, as long as he understood what he really wanted,

It would be wonderful.

This was his most important realization.

_____

Shutup.

Smurfy — 2005-06-25T11:06:57-05:00

Went to work.

Came home early.

Went to the musical.

Watched the first half.

Ignored the second.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah details.

Et cetera.

I think I've finally exhausted all means of squeezing details into this blog. You know, how I.. pretend that things are happening, and write stuff, and blah blah blah.

I'm running out of ideas for things that don't actually happen now.

It's getting to be a nuisance.

I think I might just...

GO ON HIATUS!

Haha. No.

I'm.. too much of a blog-whore to do that.

Goodness me.

Today, at work, I burned my hand.

I saw a heated soup lid,

and I stared at it,

and I thought, "I think I'm going to pick that up!"

And I did.

Man was it hot.

Whew. It was very very very hot.

I couldnt find a palce to set it down!

So I.. gradually laid it on the floor (or dropped, whatever you like more), then ran and put my hand under some water (Which isn't what you're supposed to do to begin with).

Turns out, the water had chlorox in it!

OH IT BURNED SO MUCH.

Then it was time to clean the dishes.

With more chlorox.

Oh man,

After I dipped it in the water enough, I eventually just couldn't feel it anymore.

I mean, all of my fingers.

mmhm.

Well.

That's all for today.

GET OFF MY LAWN.

Gezundheit.

Smurfy — 2005-06-26T04:06:24-05:00

They call me mellow yellow.

Electrical Bannana.

(mmhm)

Well, let's..

...

Uh...

One thing I discovered today:

Listening to the "Pink Panther" theme by harry Mancini while driving with sunglasses on makes it impossible NOT to be cool.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

INSANE

Smurfy — 2005-06-26T11:06:42-05:00

80:46?

You're kidding me.

Relating to someone is so crazy!

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Smurfy — 2005-06-27T02:06:33-05:00

ROAD TRIP.

Mmm.

Smurfy — 2005-06-27T11:06:47-05:00

Ah, man.

"Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind" probably has the best cinematography of all the movies I've seen (It's also a very nice story). "William Shakespeares Romeo + Juliet" is definitelly a close second.

When I got home, I had a wonderful walk in the rain.

For mainly the reason that the metal front door was locked.

Woops.

Well, it ..

it felt good anyway,.

But it's definitelly dryer in here.

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Smurfy — 2005-06-28T11:06:12-05:00

HAHAHAHA.

Then nothing else happened.

Except for that.

It sucks. Like Math, only it BURNS YOU IN THE PHYSICAL PLANE.

Smurfy — 2005-06-29T08:06:31-05:00

The thing I love most about my job, is that at 7:30 or so, when I leave, there's always a susnet right in front of me the entire way home.

I love that part.

The thing about my job I hate the most is soup.

I freakin' hate soup.

And soup pans.

I hate soup so much.

Also, I saw a man possibly gayer then gay zach at work today.

Woo-hoo.

Smurfy — 2005-06-30T09:06:58-05:00

Well, today started off early enough.

It's like I've been awake for two days!!

Two!

Isn't that crazy? Just silly!

Anyway. The fact of the matter is, the began early. After a good long time of driving around without the vaguest of ideas of where we were, or, rather, I had no idea where I was driving to, Leah is much to quiet to give directions, and Jason was totally in the backseat looking out the window.

Anyway, we made it to the Hampton Inn... thing, after much ado, and proceeded to make our way to the "Casting" room.

Woot.

We're all in the movie. Hurrah.

"EyeBorgs". An orwellian thriller set in the not-so-distant future where security camera cyborgs are given control of monitoring cities across the country by the department of homeland security. Then, they get all crazy and stuff. Start killing people. That's what Rushton told me. And.. Joey Pellars Mom. So ha. Rushton's producing it. It's suave.

It'll be on the Sci-Fi channel next year. Around this timeish.

Ish.

But hey, Smurfy all over the airwaves man.

...

In a breif and .. terribly small role of "Punk in bar", or whatever.

I can dig it.

Anyway, after that, we decided to hit the mall.

The first time I've been there, since, uh....

That.. time at.. Friday's or whatever.

With Sara's party.

Anywho, that led to nothing, I bought some B-grade horror flims, Jason got "Once Upon A Time In Mexico" (Which was a good movie, by the way. It had the best.. story, the best characters, of any movie I've watched in awhile.).

We pretty much left the mall, yeah. Ha.

After that, we went and had Taco's.

Yeah.

Lots of taco's. And cheese. And Nacho's.

Mm.

There, we discussed a new version of "OPERATION!" involving me and lots of taco's.

Yeah...

Coming soon.

After that, we went to the bookstore, and saw/talked to Joey Pellar. I found a cool MANGA. This orc was in the shower with a hot elven chick.

Yeah.

Go Manga.

Anyway, shortly after that, we left, went to Jason's, watched "...In Mexico", made Leah Waves, then.. uh..

I went to work after that.

..Yeah.

Worked. Blah blah.

Now I'm here, surfin' the ol' blogosphere.

I love me some blogosphere.

Walmart sucks!

Smurfy — 2005-07-01T02:07:24-05:00

WalMart!

Your one stop shop for:

Prostitutes
Cashiers with down syndrome
Gangsta's in layway
Illegal Aliens
Bilingual dogfood
Illiterate electronics salesmen
idiots
5 year olds with sweet mulletts
Single mothers with 10 kids, all from different ethnic groups
10 year old girls with grandchildren
Angry grandparents
Half-decayed old people
People who escaped from a variety of mental wards
Those stupid employees who wear those stupid emo pants to work
"CARE BEAR" DVD's in the 5.50 bargain bin
Drunken rednecks
People who are so fat they take up both sides of the aisle
People who are very very short
Fat kids
Fat adults
Fat babies
Fat old people
Angry rednecks
Suicidal hardware associates
And a Variety of OTHER interesting things AND people! ^_^

Shop smart. Shop Wal-Mart.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Smashing drive.

Smurfy — 2005-07-02T01:07:13-05:00

WOAH SPOILERS

Well. That was.. completely unexpected!

According to pretty much every review I've read (which is limited to one in wednesday's "Relish" section), "War of the Worlds" was supposed to be one long explosion that lasted for two hours with intermingled plot.. somehow thrown in.

Surprisingly, the variations from the book are .. faily limited!

I was happy about this.

I do wish the martians would have taken.. basement ..man.

But, hey, what can you do.

Yes. That's right. I read the book. I get the ending.

:Achoo:

Yes, doing my part to save humanity.

So,

With the Great destructions equences involving billions of deaths+, The ..sort of close plot to the book (excluding the timeline)+, and..

cool.. stuff. +.

Minus dakota fanning because her character pissed me off for the whole movie.

And I wished his boy would have actually died.

That made me angry too.

But hey, all in all, it was totally worth.. the..

wait.

Or something.

I liked it.

Museum of the dead, not so much.

Smashing drive.

Smurfy — 2005-07-03T01:07:06-05:00

haha. Whew.

Sure am glad that's over.

I saw Leigh Cohen today, and in my haste, I just.. parked right in the middle of the road!

That was crazy!

Man. I.. I have to take her to subway or something.

Crazy college.. cohen.

Also, Jason had approximately 190 dollars in change.

We took it to COINSTAR.

They change-into-cash machine in food lion.

He had so much change, man, that was just silly.

Over 500 quarters!

Really!

Also, the man behind the counter at BlockBuster totally owned me.

"I've been trying to figure out when the "Child's Play" series went from trying to be scary to just being funny" I said.

"Uh, since.. Chucky One" he said.

"HAAAH." I retorted in my much-to-loud usual laugh.

Then we left and from there it was just stuff.

Lots of it!

Got them midnight blues.

Smurfy — 2005-07-03T02:07:54-05:00

You hear that?

Oh, that's something fresh.

Something a little blues-colored.

Something with the powerful effect of having a good voice.

Oh, that's great.

Mm.

Can't you smell that beautiful smoke rolling off the cieling?

That's it.

He put his hand on the coin the other man had been reaching for.

That's it. Oh it felt good to stretch that out.

What's the other guy want?

That's mine now.

I'm going to put that gold coin in my pocket, and I'm going to listen to this ..music.

This is great, it really is.

Ah, the only thought in the mind is that ...of..

What is that, really?

Oh, that was a good line. "Yes, I laid my head on my pillow... yes.. lookin' up at them stars aboooove. I tell you that's a miserable feeling! Ohhhhh when you Lose the one you love."

Oh, that one hurt a little.

That's what it is. That thought..is.. no. No, it isn't lonliness. Oh, now.. that.. solo was incredible.
"Oh, I got them blues at midnight....."

Now, isn't that lovely. Now what .. focus...

What is that feeling.

Disgust?

Why won't that man stop staring at me? This coin is mine.

It isn't disgust.

I'm going to .. ask that man to stop.

Really, what does he want?

Is tha.. I think I see a badge there.

"Ohhhhhhh I got THE BLUES at Midniiiight"

That.. that is a great song. I think.. Yes. Yes that is a badge.

I'll drop the coin on the floor.

It's under my seat.

Is he going for it?

No. He's still staring.

I look around the room. Dark. Little white lights in around the trim.

So much smoke though. But it does.. I think it add's to the atmopshere.

What does this man want?

Wait.

Does he know?

He..

He wouldn.. He can't know. No one does.

I.. Yes..

He does.

He has to.

He's still staring.

W..There's two now?

He's tapping me on the shoulder. I can... feel his.. He's pretty strong.

He must work out alot. Probably doesn't have a girl.

I ask him what he wants, and it looks like I'm going to have to fight them off.. Why are they stopping the music?

I liked it... well...

I hate the police. I hate them all.

Now they're all staring at me.

Look at all those... people....

I don't need them to stare.

This could be bad for them. But, haha, what do I care...

I'm pushing my stool under the table as I ask them what they want.

Hm.

They do know after all.

Two more, it wouldn't hurt.

But only two.

Oh, wow, this feels good. That was a nice move. I hope the people liked it.

Ah, they're screaming. Idiots.

Well, I dodged that shot. I have the other fellows gun now.

What to do.

Oh, yes.

Dodge it.

Now shoot him.

Okay.

Just like the movies.

It's always like the movies!

I hear guitar...a.. oh, no, he just dropped it. Well.

I figure, why not let the other guy go. He's okay.

Ah, didn't tell my fingers in time.

Oh, well.

Hm.

That woman didn't smile back at me earlier tonight..

Okay, that's three. that's plenty.

You need to leave.

But, There should be a.. few more bullets...

I don't want...

Just put it down and go....

Well.

Okay, that ... that man in the booth. He hasn't been good to his girl tonight. Four. Okay.

I'm done now.

That feels really good though, doesn't it.

Oh, now I know! It was rage.

Rage was what I felt.

But, wait, rage.. no.

No that wasn't rage.

What ..well.

Now what's this?

People rushing to leave.

I hate it when people rush.

They always do silly things.

Like, leave their money behind.

Saves me the trouble of.. taking it I guess.

I don't need much. Enough for a hotel room somehwere.

Oh, and, before I forget, let me pick up this coin.

Okay.

I like this coin.

It looks like it's foreign, I don't know, I'm not a currency.. I don't use coins much...

It's silver and gold, both.

That's kind of original, I think. Isn't it? yeah.. it must be... kinda original.

Silver on one half, gold on the other.

I don't know it's value, though...

Well.

It's kinda like me, I guess, split down the middle.

Of course, I guess I kind of picked one half over the other.

I want that man to play the music again. That was soothing.

A little gunplay gets their attention. I kind of chuckle that they were taking their instruments.

I tell them to play, and they actually do. Fairly well,though not as good as before.

"I got pain I can't describe... oh.. I got those blues at midnight... It's one thing I can't describe.... yeahh... when you look at your baby's picture, all the tears will come from your eyes."

That is a very fresh song, they play.

I give them the woman who wouldn't return my smile's money.

The drummer takes it and smiles. Oh... well. The man singing didn't want it.

I assure him, he's very good.

But I tell them, yes, it's time to go.

I'm.. going to travel some more.

More police will be here anyway.

Yes. Lots more.

Into the night with a gun at my side, and this strange coin in my pocket.
A nice breeze.

I have the keys to the woman in the booths car.

She drives one of these new "VolksWagons".

Ah. Okay.

Never drove one of these. Sure is.. small.

But I gotta get.. out of.. this place..

Oh, maybe that feeling was... satisfaction?

Cold,.. Cold-hearted.

You are one cold-hearted man.

I can't help but.. smile.

Oh, I got those.. blues..at.. midnight..

What were the other words? Oh, you'll.. remember later...

I.. Got those blues, at midnight...

CHECK IT OUT

Smurfy — 2005-07-03T11:07:41-05:00

Worst entry ever.

Okay, start over kid.

Today, I got calls from people on my phone.

It's weird the stuff that happens when your phone is on.

let me tell you.

And, man. I cannot relate to Jaque Faircloth anymore.

That happens when you don't see each other for.. 3 years.

...Yeah.

Well, on the up-side, Jordan got a wind up toy, Leigh.. got a wind-up toy, and Michelle just made fun of them. That was a fun phone call.

Also, Brittany bought aviators.

That was a weird phone call.

Kim bought.. surveilance equipment.

That was a weird phone call.

And, uh,

I... think.. I/Chad may have left Melissa like, 19 new messages.

Oh, man, my chad voice is cool.

Um.

Well.

Guess this is goodbye!

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Smurfy — 2005-07-04T01:07:25-05:00

New header.

Sucka.

GunPlay part II

Smurfy — 2005-07-04T02:07:49-05:00

I'm riding down the road in this.. tiny volkswagon.

I think I like it though. It's real smooth, it's..

it's fluid.

According to what I can gather outside, I think I'm going north.

The Boy Scouts. Not a waste of time at all.

I.. never really liked those kids though.

Kids are mean.

Kids are.. so mean.

I've never really liked kids.

I hate rolling the windows down.

I'd much rather have the air on, I think. Even if it feels good outside, I just...

It.. It feels.. different.

Oh, lights.

Should have taken the plate off I guess.

Oh, lots. Two cars.

Now, I've never been on any.. high speed chase. This is going to be a solid experience!

Three cars now. Mm.

This is the first time I've looked in a mirror in a long time. I .. usually avoid it. Hm. How do I look?

Terrible.

Oh, th..

This is unpleasant.

Cheap mirrors. They pull right off.

Oh, lights getting closer.

Hm. I watch these shows on television all the time.

Why do they keep going?

Why dont they just... do something about it?

Haha. That was so cliche. You're some kind of idiot, you happy boy.

So, I'm standing here now, in the middle of the highway. What'll they do?

I think secretly, inside, I just want them to roll right over me.

Nothing like.. the feel of pavement after being heated all day.

It's so warm.

Oh I ...I love it.

Oh, time's up. Let's see.

Here come the boys....

GunPlay, Outlaw, central spot.

Smurfy — 2005-07-04T03:07:11-05:00

Blake, Jason and I are now collaborating on a large-scale story line for the two short things I posted the last two days.

Add TheMidnightEpic to your friends list now, 'cause, man,

This story is going places.

Fireworkz.

Smurfy — 2005-07-05T12:07:24-05:00

More TheMidnightEpic 's.

Go there, sucka.

Anyway,

Today I went to the square, and it rained, then it didn't, then I moved..chairs.. or something..

Basically, I ended up, after much of my antics, with Jason and Kim, and eventually lost Jason to the forces of Katie and Lindsay-girl.

Kim and I chilled like wacky mobsters.

Then we met up with Brooke..and.. steph..and katie.. and.. jason and..

Various others.

Then Brittany came, blah blah, like last time, then she left.

Then brooke and steph and the "MAN THATS SMURFIN AWESOME" guys left.

We all laid down there by the playground and watched the fireworks.

I, with Kim, of course.

She tried to shoot me.

But failed.

Sucka.

After that, we left, I posted on the Midnight Epic.. thing..

And bam..

Now I'm listening to "Bye, bye, Miss American Pie".

And it's all good, brotha!

(Don't trust Kim with explosives, she's.. terribly frightful! AND SHE KNOWS MY ONE AND ONLY WEAKNESS)

-SMURFYFACE

Oh yes and the fireworks were rad.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-07-06T01:07:39-05:00

Killer Biscuit Wanted for Attempted Murder
>
>Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, while visiting her in-
>laws, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
>Several people noticed her sitting in the car with the windows
>rolled up, with her eyes closed and with both hands held behind her
>head. A customer who had been at the store for a while became
>concerned to see her still there and walked over to the car. He
>noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, but she looked very
strange.
>
>He asked if she was okay and Lisa replied that she had been shot in
>the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an
>hour. Immediately, the man called the paramedics, who had to
break into the locked car because Lisa refused to remove her hands from
>her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad
>of bread dough on the back of her head.
>
>It turns out that a Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from
>the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the
>wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back
>to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her
>brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to
>hold her brains in for over an hour until the gentleman noticed and
>came to her aid.
>
>Lisa is blonde .

Go to TheMidnightEpic...

Smurfy — 2005-07-06T02:07:27-05:00

And TheMidnightEpic Just keeps getting better (or at least, bigger).

Read, read, read.

And, if you haven't read anything yet, I'd advise you to start from the beggining. It may get confusing otherwise.

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Smurfy — 2005-07-06T11:07:01-05:00

Work was work.

Hannah didn't really know who John Travolta was and I pretty much put a stop to her antics.

BAD.

Then I had chinese, we sold our stupid minivan, bought a new car, I remembered I never told you all one of my goats died because apparently we accidentily poisoned it or it had blood worms or something.

Also.

...um..

Yeah, I think I'm gonna take a break from blogging anything good here for awhile. I'm too focused on writing for TheMidnightEpic .

Man.

I love that thing, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Mmmmmmhm. Yeah.

Also, "Equilibrium" is a good movie thanks.

And haha, I accidentily posted this on the midnight epic.

Woops.

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Smurfy — 2005-07-07T01:07:40-05:00

Which Website are You?

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Smurfy — 2005-07-07T02:07:49-05:00

Many Kudos to Tanhuan for our new header on TheMidnightEpic

That is so friggin awesome.

Yeah. Right on.

Smurfy — 2005-07-07T08:07:22-05:00

Surprisingly,

Nothing happened today. I was amazed that the sun came out for a minute.

News Of The Weird was pretty funny though.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Oh, HOURS FOREVER

Smurfy — 2005-07-08T02:07:54-05:00

Work is going to be a real jerk this next week.

Four of our....

Yeah, half our staff is leaving.

For vacation.

Which basically means I'm gonna open and close pretty much every day.

So, like, 10 Am to .. 7 PM...

Wow.

Hey, it's.. money anyway..

Robert

Smurfy — 2005-07-08T02:07:55-05:00

Today I walked up the road and played with Robert (Sometimes we call him Bob because it makes him mad) for awhile so my Grandma wouldn't have to do too much after her eye surgery the other day.

Me and Bob went through the woods, and he took pictures of sticks with his winne the pooh camera and we pretended they were snakes, then we climbed up some rocks and jumped accross the creek until he fell over and scratched his leg, then we went back to the house, picked some flowers for grandma, and got on the big swing until Aunt Joy and my cousin Karen, who is about 7 months pregnant, came back, and then we went to backyard burger.

After that, I went to Karen and Rob's house, and went on the trampoline with Bob and .. I kind of loathe him for this, but there's a kid who lives right next door to him. I forget his name though. When I was little, I just had to do everything by myself. Looking at stick-snakes in the wood isn't as cool that way.

Sure, Jason lived about one and a half minutes up the road from me for my entire life, but the heck if I knew that!

After that, I walked back to my Grandparents house with Grandma, and I got some oreo's and came home. Wonderful.

I wish Grandpa was still around so I could tell him I got a job. He'd laugh and say he was glad I wasn't as lazy as Rob, then I would say that I'm glad I'm not as lazy as Rob, and he would laugh again. "Haw haw haw. That's my boy". He was such a Godly man too. I miss spending the night at his house and waking up about 7, and seeing him reading his bible every day. I sure am glad I'll see him again.

I sure do miss the smell of his chewin' tobacco too. I go and sit in his old tobacco barn and that's pretty relaxing. Though it's starting to smell more like hay then tobacco leaves... I remember when they burned down my Great-Grandpa Lindsay Stewart's tobacco barn after a tree fell on it. That was wonderful. You could smell tobacco all the way down the street to my house. It was like, almost 100 years old. Grandpa's is only about 30.

I do miss him alot. Robert's real big like him, and he looks alot like him in the face, I think. Robert's only 4 and he's bigger and taller then my 9 year old cousin in Wilmington.

Pardon the picture being mashed up because of the poor width of the blog.

That's my Grandpa on the left, and his brother, Uncle Carl on the right.

Uncle Carl, haha. He's the funniest old fat man in the entire world.

Zapateria del loco

Smurfy — 2005-07-09T09:07:26-05:00

Alllllll right.

Stayed up until 4:30 writing down plot points and storyline details for "Marty/Seventy" on TheMidnightEpic . Thrilling.

I typed up a few things, thought of some more idea's... ah..

My obsessuion is key!

I don't really have much to blog about these days, because things are getting pretty routine. You know. Wake up, eat, work, eat, come home, eat, write stories, eat, sleep.

It's something else, yeah, wooooohoo.

Eat eat eat. But I'm losing weight like a mother. Man is it good. Ah. I think sometime next week, I'm just going to drive out about 5 and watch the sunrise at the town square, or in the hayfield. I want to take pictures of it.

Noting.

I often look out my window and see the other goat we have sitting silently staring at the grave of the lady-goat, come to find out she died of bloodworms, not poisioning. Hm.

Poor guy.

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Smurfy — 2005-07-09T09:07:30-05:00

Also, I watched "Stella" today, the episode where Michael runs for president of the board.

Man.

That was pretty funny!

Youthful Cliche.

Smurfy — 2005-07-10T03:07:17-05:00

You know, I think one day...

One day, sometime after high school is long over, and college hasn't started up yet,

I just want to get on the highway and go.

Just.. go.

For a month, just going and going and going, then somehow making my way back.

You always hear about these kinds of things, don't you? Some amazing Trip that takes you toward some inner journey towards one's self blah blah blah blah philosophical jabber about nothing in particular.

Really, though.

I think it would just be fun.

The funds necessary to accomodate this trip would of course be nothing but something fantastic.

But, hey, it's the price of youth, naivety, and a whole month-full of life-long memories.

I think the core of this is my intense desire to meet new people. Save a select few, I grow ill of my company over time. Since I've started school, my friends have gone hither and thither, and I suppose I've never really changed. The people who's houses and parties I frequent, of course, change quite a bit.

The definition of youth, no?

I hate to fall in line with young cliches here, but I suppose it's inevitable to want these things at some point in your life.

I just feel like...

I'm outgrowing this entire city..no.. state, and everyone in it.

Youthful Cliche.

Smurfy — 2005-07-11T11:07:51-05:00

Humanity just hit rock bottom.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5597377372&rd=1

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

I DRIVE A BLUE CAR HA HA HA.

Smurfy — 2005-07-12T11:07:03-05:00

I think I'm going to take the night off from writing anything on TheMidnightEpic .

So far, I've written a chapter or more every night since it's inception (A WHOLE LONG WEEK AGO), and, uh, I didn't have any time to write before 10, and I'm not satisfied with what I've written so far.

____

Today, I purchased the Foo Fighters album, "Best of Me", and,

Man.

I am liking that.

I also like the fact that I can just use my darling little bankcard.

Having a job and money and a car and..

Haha.

Believe it or not, I almost wrote "A life".

That is some outrageous stuff!

Haha! I am laughing at that!

....

_____

I worked from 12 until 7:15 today, and it was something else!

You bethca!

We didn't have a single moment all day to rest.

Every time the flow of customers would stop, we'd have a catering order, or platters, or a box lunch, something..

I am tired, I say. Tired!

And these two stupid women came in and paid with $100 dollar bills (Two of them), and I ended up having to give them change in fives, and the dumb middle aged woman with an over-sized nose was mad about that.

I was very tired, so I told her

"Well, next time you reach in your wallet, it'll feel like you've got about 300 dollars. Think of it that way!"

She sneered and poured a cup full of water. Haha. She paid 1.29 for what she COULD HAVE GOTTEN WITH A QUARTER.

Yes, we charge for water. Shutup.

Haha. Actually, I charge for water.

Don't look at me. Dave told me too.

And, speaking of, it's time for WORK PROFILES.

_________________

Asian Kim- Short asian woman. She and her husband run resturaunt. I can't understand her very well. But she can fix a very nice Number Twenty-Seven, Sante Fe Chicken.

Mmm.

Asian Kim's husband- Older white guy. Calls me "Morgantown". He portions meat very well.

So, unlike today, I don't have to portion the terrible smelling salmon.

Liz- Liz is about 2 inches taller then Asian Kim, and watches alot of movies. She fixes cookies. And sandwiches!

Dave- Liz's husband. He looks like Asian Kim's husband. Except..

He isn't. Dave does deliveries. Also, he and I frequently watch "Jerry Springer" at work when there is no one else there or nothing to do.

Sharon- Asian Kim's other daughter. She does not enjoy working at Roly Poly Sandwiches. She makes.. lots of sandwiches. And complains about it. But she gets things done.

Sean- Sharon's husband. About 7 feet tall. He talks pretty slow. He and I got lost trying to get to Forsyth Country Day school, and ended up in Yadkinville.

Haha. I told him "I know how to get there! I'll give you directions. AN HOUR LATER. "WHERE ARE WEEEEE".

Yeah.

Sean only works.. um.. When Asian Kim and her husband and some other people are out.

Tiffany- College.. uh.. junior? I think, I'm not sure. She's majoring in psychology, and... something else.

She does pretty much what I do. Everything.

Me- HAHAHAHA I AM SMURFY I DRIVE A BLUE CAR AND ITS BLUE AND I LIKE MY BLUE CAR.

Yeah... you know me. I'm all..

I run everywhere. I was tables, windows, clean bathrooms, mop, sweep, refill drink machines, grill sandwiches, wash dishes, portion meat, run the register, refill canisters ranging from "Salsa Sauce" to "Napkin Dispensors", take phone orders, carry rugs, empty trash, and also, occasionally, sit down.

Work is work, it's a word you can spell.

Fools.

Smurfy — 2005-07-13T07:07:42-05:00

-tick- -tick-

Mm. Man.

I am tired.

You want to know what I'm deeply and ferociously sick of?

No. You don't.

Too bad. It's a blog and therefor you have to want to know.

By law.

I am sick to my stomach of people saying things as such:

"This class is hell"

"This exam paper is hell!'

"My house is a living hell!"

"My parents make my life hell!"

"This is hell on earth!"

Shutup. Shut, UP.

This is the most terribly rediculous comparison to anything you could ever make, and it just about makes me sick.

Your family does not make your life an undying source of eternal damnation and seperation from God. That term paper is not making you chew your tongue off in agony.

You're a fool.

Another thing I'm sick of is the terribly undermined comparisons of everyday things to "The Apocalypse", "Armageddon" or some other phrase.

These people are fools. The apocalypse, spoken of biblically, is where basically every nation on earth meets on one battlefield, in an attempt to wipe out Israel. Want to see a picture?

That is an aerial view of Meggido. Meggido, coincidentally, is the word in which we get the word "Armageddon".

No, a comet is not going to bring about the apocalypse.

Neither is your terrible grades.

Stop being a fool.

Second Degree Burn.

Smurfy — 2005-07-14T08:07:24-05:00

Today I went to pick my sister up from school, and I saw Mrs. Hubbard.

As I was talking to her, I saw Tiffany Brock, who was there to see Mrs. Hubbard.

It kinda makes your day when someone is that excited to see you. She ran up and hugged me and was in a particularly good mood.

After having such a long not very amazing day, that made things a little better.

Quite nice.

Also.. um..

....

If I had to work with just Sharon all the time,

I think I'd pretty much quit.

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Smurfy — 2005-07-15T05:07:02-05:00

Chances are you're not getting any story from me tonight.

I probably wont be getting home until 1.

For some reason, I decided, sure, I'll go.. to this Harry Potter.. party. Full of people.

Lots of people squealing in their terribly high-pitched voices about how awesome it would be to be able to light someone on fire with a stick.

Psh. It's not like I'm a nerd or anything...

Right?

O_O

OH NO!

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Smurfy — 2005-07-16T01:07:44-05:00

Well, okay.

Here's the lowdown.

I'd say it was.... really weird seeing so many people I actually knew. It was like school all over again. Except Leigh was there.

Mm!

I got to actually talk to Leigh for the first time in a good long long while, though I had seen her the day kat prepared a fine meal of KatFood and such and such.

Anyway, once I picked everyone up, and we took Jason to Taco Bell and watched him try to eat over us laughing (Without getting taco on the brain!), we went to "Barnes and Noble Bookstore" for the Harry Potter.. whatever thing.

And such.

After meeting up with.. uh..

...

W.. Brooke, yes, we met up with Brooke, and then tried to find other idiots, and Leah Weatherman progressively made her way over, then Katie and.. uh.. Brittany were there.

Right.

Jason got his "Twin Peaks" DVD back, gave Katie the rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead play (Which I had already read), and then katie had a watch that she had fixed and the world was fantastic.

Progressively as more people joined in it became more spread apart. Such things happen! I spent some time with the Brooke/Leah/Katie people, moved on to Lee and his brigade of idiots, then started talking to Michelle Cohen which moved to Leigh Cohen and Brian Gebhardt and oh my, it sure was nice!

Leigh and I got root beer, and um, yeah, we were cool. Haha. Then I stayed around Leigh for like another two hours. Woosh. I eventually found Leah and Sam and all of those fellows again, and all was well. And stuff.

I'd say, minus the twelve to fifteen "Your Face" occurances, it was probably the most fun I've had all summer. Yeeeeah boy.

I met some other people tonight, actually, a lot of people tonight, but I can't remember all their names. Oh wellz!

Anyway.

Good times.

Celebrate!

Man, though. Leah!

She was definitelly one up and running lady tonight, huh?

She was flat out emoting!

Also, it may have helped that we drove around the parking lot screaming "I like your HAT!" and "LUMOS! DOUBLE LUMOS! EXTRA LUMOS!". Actually, only I screamed that. Haha! OH WELL.

It was awesome.

Just ask Leah! Or Jason! Or Sam! Or Brooke! Or.. Leah! Or.. um.. Katie!

The list goes on.

Haha. I didn't even get a book. I just went to the party.

What a good night.

MANY DETAILS NOT WRITTEN BECAUSE I FORGOT/JUST DIDN'T THINK ABOUT MOST OF THEM.

HAHAHA!

...

Enter enter enter.

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Smurfy — 2005-07-17T01:07:31-05:00

Now that it's today, I don't want to write about.. yesterday stuff, it's old news!

I almost hit a rabbit yesterday. But then it turned out to be just a bag of cocaine!

So we're all A-Okay.

...

Yeah.

So, anybody..um.. had any good.. food lately?

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Smurfy — 2005-07-18T12:07:42-05:00

"I wouldn't go anywhere without my wonderful doppleganger!"

Also,

MISSING BITS

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

That's it.

Smurfy — 2005-07-18T01:07:01-05:00

So what if I wasted my entire sophomore year!

There's always.. next month!

Thirty-Eight days, my dear.

Thirty-Eight days.

This is roughly 912 hours. 54,000 seconds.

Well, let's say you waste them.

And be a complete idiot.

So, remember that when you're whining about being bored,

You're really wasting your precious 912 hours. And you know what? Do you know what you're going to do when those 912 hours are up, schools back in, and you have homework, tough classes, "NO FRENDZ", and you're eating terrible cafeteria food?

You're going to whine about school.

"I don't have any time!"

"skool sux!"

Exactly right, no?

So get up and do something. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

Go appologize to someone you maddened awhile back, see how cool it is. Go make friends with someone you see in a McDonalds. Ride your bicycle. Play videogames. Have a party. Watch some movies. Go up to the town square and watch the sunrise. Go lay out in the grass. Watch the stars. Call people. Make up for lost time.

Just get up, and stop your pitiful whining.

Because I'm not wasting anymore time on stupid things. Don't be an idiot.

I just pretty much threw my first two years out into the trash. What have I accomplished in that time?

NOTHING

Since I started high school, I haven't been anyone I wasn't before. I haven't dated anyone I don't even really like, I haven't taken chances, I haven't made out with some girl just 'cause it felt cool, I haven't asked anyone just 'cause they were "Hott", I haven't gotten into a fight, I haven't inspired anybody, I haven't done anything just so I have experience doing it, I haven't done anything..

Relationships?

Every single one of them could, and probably will end up being anything but happy, but WHO CARES. It's the EXPERIENCE that matters. This is the one time in your life when you can make a mistake and just SUCK IT UP, AND MOVE ON.

SO WHAT if it makes things awkward?

So WHAT if it temporarily messes up a friendship?

There is time to fix EVERYTHING.

So WHAT?

You're never going to be able to go back and do something that you never got to do once you're out of here. Go for it. Aim for something you know is impossible, because we all get lucky every now and then. Stop being a fool.

This is the end of my beginning.

I'm going to do something about it.

What about you?

I HAVE FINALLY ACHIEVED NUMBER ONE.

Smurfy — 2005-07-19T12:07:39-05:00

I got the number one blog!

Oh, man.

That is very awesome.

Thanks to everyone who nominated it. I really really appreciate it.

A DAY. LIKE PRETTY MUCH ALL THE OTHERS.

Smurfy — 2005-07-19T10:07:46-05:00

What a day!

Oh yes!

A day indeed!

I awoke early this morning, for my desire to ingest a meal from Bojangles was high and frantic.

Shortly after arriving and locking the doors, I noted that my keys were still in the car.

Oh, that sucks when that happens!

I had to call my parents to get them to come pick me up and drive me to work. Bleah.

So, I was 15 minutes late to work.

Awesome.

Shortly after I arrived, my parents brought my car over and I was glad. Then Laura came to my work with her mom who wanted to see my face before I took her to see a movie and whatnot.

She had the craziest idea of us going to a movie before 9:55. I must say, the thought never occured to me!

Laura's Mom knows what's going on.

They left after that, and much handshaking.

After that, I picked my sister up from school, and noted how absolutely tiny the freshman look that I saw.

Tiny little people!

Haha. Man. I could like, step on them.

Anyway, I went by Food Lion after that, and someone set off firecrackers right by my car.

Yeah. That's,..

Not that amazing.

Well, I sat down and.. wrote more. Marty/Seventy, and, um, ...

That's a pretty.. good.. roughly detailed block of words that describe the crrrrrrazy misadventures I had today.

Basically.

Also, um,

....

Haha, yeah, actually that's about it.

> Hit's Since A

Smurfy — 2005-07-19T11:07:38-05:00

Http://www.disasterlabs.com

CORYAL LAW IS NOW IN EFFECT.

have fun having a SEIZURE

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Off to the solar system.

Smurfy — 2005-07-20T09:07:53-05:00

Voicemails aplenty.

Today A girl came into work who liked like Lucy.

Luuuuucy.

In the sky with diamonds..ah..

What to do.

Well, I've decided that I am going to buy Million Dollar Baby. Sometime.

..Somewhere.

Over the rainbow.

Hmfh.

Well,

I went by the school today to pick up my sister, and the auditorium was unlocked and no one was there.

I walked onto the stage and sat there for awhile, and I tried to remember some of my lines from "Harvey".

I still have the first monologue pretty well memorized, but the second is long gone. And the opening phone conversation.. some of it.

It felt good to sit in that auditorium. Then I walked around west, sat in the old lunch table outside,

and...

Mm.

Hollaback girl.

Anyway, I came home and...

I... did nothing.

Oh-Ho.

So, yep, that's it.

Voicemails a plenty!

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Smurfy — 2005-07-21T12:07:59-05:00

BonziBuddyX: I saw this two years ago on Lizzy McGuire.

EDIT:

BonziBuddyX: What the hell do you know about black church?

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Smurfy — 2005-07-21T12:07:37-05:00

IT BEGINS

http://graphics2.snopes.com/photos/people/graphics/petergriffin.jpg

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Smurfy — 2005-07-21T12:07:18-05:00

BonziBuddyX: Oh, I'm gonna be with Biggie! And Tupac! And Big Pun! And all them other guys!

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Smurfy — 2005-07-21T12:07:24-05:00

BonziBuddyX: You know what Sara says? Sara says that someday I'll be even better than Wily Wonka!

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Smurfy — 2005-07-21T12:07:36-05:00

Fine. Out of context war over.

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Smurfy — 2005-07-21T03:07:06-05:00

So that was really awesome.

And the movie was good too!

Haha. Joke.

Yeah, Laura and I, we don't get along at all.

I was a jerk and.. bought her stuff that she clearly did not want!

Then She went off... kissing zombies.

Oh, goodness.

Now we have to see Batman!

PS Laura is cool.

Also I met pooky.

Uh-huh. Why can't we be friends!

Smurfy — 2005-07-22T12:07:02-05:00

Okay.

Well, um...

So, I made a new header. It looked better in my head than it does on the blog.

Also,...

Eh. I lost it.

I have another.. topic. But no, no.

They save it for later you see! All the boys and all the girls?

They save it for later.

Goodnight!

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Smurfy — 2005-07-22T02:07:25-05:00

Coolest thing ever

http://www.aimfight.com/

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Smurfy — 2005-07-23T02:07:05-05:00

Mm.

A car full of magic. Magic car.

That's how I roll.

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Smurfy — 2005-07-23T03:07:16-05:00

Reject False Icons.

Lobotomy pop.

TAZAR THE YOOT, too.

I just hate that statue. Guah.

Bla bla bla bla bla.

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Smurfy — 2005-07-23T11:07:31-05:00

Wow.

I have 167 friends on Mindsay.

Thats roughly 70 updates a day, usually.

Out of those 70,

Only maybe 15-20 are worth reading.

Mindsay, this depresses me. Do some.. creative writing or something.

(Not that this entry would qualify as anything worth reading.)

Also, "Friendship Speedway" in Elkin sucks.

Bowman Gray, huzzah.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-07-25T12:07:18-05:00

So I had a pretty twisted dream.

I faked my own death, and moved away. While in California, I dug holes.

I came back here many years later(Dream Time, Standard), everyone was gone, and I went to visit my tombstone.

It was rather large, and had a granite park bench. I couldn't read the date of death, it was blurry. The inscription read:

"Hereupon lies "Smurfy" Stewart, the man who in his youth screamed to the heavens, 'No one will ever forget me', then fell to his knees and cried because in the end, mortality caught up with memory, and everyone did"

Then I stood up and walked away, and everything around me grew over with moss.

The end.

I woke up immedietelly, in an odd state of being out of breath, and wrote down the inscription.
____

Mmm. I wish I had more dreams like that.

I like that epiteth though.

Haha. I even dream my nickname.

IT IS THE BEST PLAN EVER

Smurfy — 2005-07-25T11:07:24-05:00

So Michelle's party was cool. Haha. I didn't leave until 11:30. Haha!

Oh well.

Actually, I didn't do much partying, I just stayed after and.. yeah, that was cool.

Haha, haiku.

WHATEVER.

(Remember those blog entries that weren't worth reading?

Yeah, this is one of them.)

Sharon + Liz = OH MAN THE WORST DAY OF WORK EVER.

Smurfy — 2005-07-27T01:07:25-05:00

Right. Worst day of work ever.

Wow. I haven't been that frustrated or just all around pissed off at a large area of land since ..uh... I dunno. School or something

Now I come in at 11 tomorow. Then leave at one. Then come back at 4:30.

Split shifts. Awesome.

I guess maybe the initial cool of having a job wore off. Or maybe now I just notice flaws in the blah blah blah psychiological nonsense.

Nothing to blog about.

So I'm probably just going to stop for a few days!

Haha!

Right. Li.. I couldn't make myself.

Whatever.

Yeah...

Well...

Later.

___

Edit:

Oh yes, I forgot to mention,

"House of 1000 Corpses"?

Yeah.

....

Yeah I hated that.

But hey! We made the biggest round trip EVER to get that thing, ...

haha.

Mall guys are so funny!

THEY ARE ALSO TERRIBLY ANGRY.

Stupid guy.

Excorcist: The Beggining

Smurfy — 2005-07-28T01:07:02-05:00

So, the Excorcist prequel.

Yeah....

If Excorcist: The Beggining was a movie about World War II, it would be an excellent movie. As it happens in the film, it's only a backstory.

Now, it's a very darling piece of backstory.

But..yeah..

It's not a bad movie. As a matter of fact, it's particularly well shot.

And it's.. not really boring,

It's just not that good.

If making this movie prevents one person from seeing "The Excorsist 2: Heretic",

It was worth making.

And that's all.

So, recap.

War flashbacks: Good.

Movie: Less good.

Saving anyone the pain and suffering of "Heretic": Very good.

Truly, a terrible thing.

Smurfy — 2005-07-28T08:07:13-05:00

I'm getting a haircut. Tomorow.

I really really do not want to get a haircut tomorow.

I mean, of all the things I do not want to do tomorow, getting a haircut is probably the one thing I do not want to do the most.

The other is to be slowly poisoned. And the one after that is probably.. oh, I don't know...

Going to a Cher concert.

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Smurfy — 2005-07-29T01:07:20-05:00

By my rough estimate of blog entries, I have around 430.

Four-Hundred And Thirty and no/100-------------------

Wow.

It's..uh..

For posterity.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-07-29T08:07:34-05:00

Yeah....

Hm.

So I kind of want to do something, but I kind of just want to sit around all night.

It's a conundrum.

What to do.

Well.

I don't really have much to say lately. Not much at all.

But I realized school starts in like, ... twenty-seven days...

I don't feel prepared for it. I don't even feel like I've gotten myself fully over the last go at this school thing. I mean, don't get me wrong, I feel better right now than I did for all of.. Fourth quarter.

And third.

I'm just not sure I'm ready for the extensive amount of..

,...

I just don't know if I can stop being lazy. I mean, last year, haha.

Doing homework was a privilege I gave the classes that gave me short homework assignments.

Yeah.. well...

I got twenty some days.

Rock it!

Woo!

Smurfy — 2005-07-31T01:07:39-05:00

So, I left today at 3.

I got back at 1:30. Er, AM.

Ah. Pretty much... awesome, yep.

Haha, care bears.

Woo!

Whatever.

Smurfy — 2005-08-01T12:08:02-05:00

Went to cook out. Didn't eat anything.

OH WELLZ.

Went to Jason's. DIDNT EAT ANYTHING.

Python ate alot though.

What a bad movie :D

Okay, so, I'm done with the Giant Snake Genre.

Forever.

But Jason and I made... art.

And, also.

POWER SPA IS OBJECT

Yes.

Also,

um...

I had a rather good burger for supper. At Backyard Burger!

Where Kate talked to me.

While I was trying to eat a backyard burger!

Go Kate Go.

OTHERKATE.

NOT REAL KATE.

SMURFY AND JASON: ARE PISSED

Smurfy — 2005-08-01T01:08:46-05:00

Also, this:

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Smurfy — 2005-08-01T11:08:50-05:00

Haha.

http://petergriffonlives.ytmnd.com/

http://wonkajackson.ytmnd.com/

http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/ Ultimate Power.

http://harrypotterisruined.ytmnd.com/ I like that one the best.

Reporter: Why would anyone want to own a Sherman tank?
Zack: Because it's very hard to shoot yourself while you're cleaning it

EnterEnterEnter

Smurfy — 2005-08-02T12:08:33-05:00

Cut my finger pretty bad at work.

Yep.

Uh...

Oh, right, I did things today.

So many.. things..

Surprisingly, "The Devil's Rejects" didn't suck much at all, really.

Take "House of 1000 corpses", get rid of the house, Dr. Satan... and.. hm.. pretty much everything else that sucked, add in Ken Foree, a whole bunch of.. music (That, unlike the first one, isn't just Rob Zombie's music for 2 hours) and, well,

I actually enjoyed it!

Believe it or not.

So, there you have it.

A sequel that takes everything that sucked, dumps it out with all the ....corpses..and..

Oh, yeah.

Nice film.

Well worth the price.

The actual event was marked by the fact that I really have no sense of direction whatsoever, that Laura is pretty much awesome, that getting to work late really doesn't matter...

um.. That Jason and Kate are always yelling.. something about.. ice cream..

You know.

Cool.

Then I lost at LIFE.

You know,

the game.

Yeah. Jason .. Jason won at life.

The rest of us..just.. made noises.

And spilled food.

Kate did this cool thing with cake though.

Yeah.

Hi Leah!

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Smurfy — 2005-08-03T12:08:48-05:00

ATM's are pretty cool.

And that new episode of "Stella" was just as good.

You know, as the ATM.

Yeah....

Oh, man, Michael Ian Black said "I love the eighties."

That slayed me!

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Smurfy — 2005-08-03T08:08:03-05:00

o. First name: Smurfy

o. Birthday: 12-18-88
o. Height: 5'6"
o. Hair color: BlackishBrownishReddish
o. Eye color: dark blue
o. Glasses: Some old ones.

o. Contacts: Yeeeep.
o. Braces: Nope/NEVER

o. Hair short or long: Well, it used to be long. Now it's "Stupid"
o. Where you were born: Right here.

o. Where you now live: Same place

o. Astrology sign: Saggitarius
o. Nationality: Whew. Scottish, German, English, Cherokee, Sioux, uh.. A few others..
o. Bad habits: Alot.
o. Piercing: Not a one
o. Tattoos: None.

ETC.
o. Are you still in school: Yesh.
o. Favorite grade: Haha. Uh. ... Freshman year was pretty interesting.

o. Worst grade: Sopppppphomore.

o. Favorite teacher: Hmm.. Mrs. Rittenhour, Mr. Williams, Ms. Crawford, Mr. Putnam, sometimes I like Mrs. Hubbard.

o. Worst teacher: Ms. Williams from 2nd grade.. probably. Also, Mrs. Summer.
o. Favorite subject: Ah.. I g.. Theater. Business was alot of fun.

o. Worst subject: Math
o. Buy or bring lunch : Buy. Bringing lunch is so stupid.

o. School sports: I played baseball when I was younger. Now: Nothing. EVER.
o. School activities: Drama Club. Haha.

o. Popular or what: I'm well known, anyway.

o. Worst memory: in school? Uh.. probably.. Haha. Woops.

FAVORITE
o. Number: 14 and 12.
o. Clothing brand: I don't really have a preference..
o. Shoes: Dr. Schoooolls, Negro..
o. Saying: Depends on what day it is.

o. TV show: "Stella", "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"
o. Vegetable: Corn on the cob. Um.. Green beans, potatoes.. uh.. alot of vegetables.

o. Fruit: Strawberries, Bananas.. grapes.. oranges..
o. Actor: Yeah. I don't know about that.
o. Candy: Shock Tarts. Mm.
o. Gum: Cotton Candy Bubble Yum.

o. Scent: Everytime I start to like one, I get bad memories attached to it. But one that won't fade, is the smell of an old tobacco or hay barn.
o. Candy bar: Milky Way

o. Color: Blue
o. Season: Fall

o. Holiday: New years.
o. Band: Smash Mouth.
o. Singer: Egh. No idea.
o. Music: I like alot of ...stuff. But I sure don't like most rap. Or R & B. Classic rock is pretty big. So is.. not classic..
o. Fast song: Battlefield!.
o. Slow song: "Stand by Me" The old one. Not that Oasis thing.
o. Thing in your room: Uh.. My.. hand woven yin-yang.. thing.
o. Place to be: Wilmington.

o. Radio station: 93.1, 100.3, 92.3, 98.7
o. TV channel: Adult Swim (Thats what I call it. A channel.) G4..

o. Junk food: Doritos!

o. Fast food place: Hmm... Burger King.
o. Restaurant: Applebee's. Or Fridays.
o. Shape: uh.. Shape? ...I guess.. a.. Circle?

o. Time of day: 7:30. Haha. When I get off work, usually.
o. Country: Right here.
o. State: North Carolina.
o. Boy's name: Wiley or James.
o. Girl's name: I'm not exactly sure.
o. Mall: I..uh.. Hanes I guess...

o. Shampoo: Uh.. I can't think of the name.

o. Car: My 99 Grand Am SE.
o. Swear word: Haha. Woo!
o. Month: August or October

o. Song: Right now? That's tough. "What a good boy".

PRIVATE LIFE
o. Boyfriend/girlfriend: Not this second.
o. Have you ever been in love: Mmamamamyeamsort of.

HAVE YOU EVER
o. Flashed someone: Naw.

o. Told the person you liked how you felt: Haha. Boy, yeah, that worked. Haha!
o. Gone to jail/juvenile detention: Nosir.
o. Skateboarded: Tried!

o. Skinny dipped: Meh. Haha.
o. Stolen anything from a store: Yeah, by accident. Haha.
o. Been to a concert: Nooot really.

o. Been to another country: Eh. No.
o. Talked back to an adult: Dur.
o. Given money to some homeless person: Yep.
o. Cried to get out of trouble: Ages back.
o. Kissed a friend's sister: Nooo.

THE LAST THING
o. You ate: #28 with pickles and Mushrooms.
o. You drank: Mello Yello.
o. The last place you went: By the bank
o. Last thing you bought: TANK!
o. Last person you saw: Uh.. Jason.

o. Last kiss: Hahaha.

o. Last hug: Lauraaaaa.
o. Last song you heard: Tom petty- American Girl.

o. Last person you talked to on the phone: Jason.

o. Last shower: yesterday.

Current Clothes: Roly-Poly Work Shirt, old jean shorts, socks with a hole in them, rather loud colored boxers, and a class ring.
Current Mood: Just delightful.

Current Music: Tooom Petty.
Current Taste: Pop-Tarts. YEEEAH.

Current Hair: Stupid.
Current Make-up: Nooone

Current Smell: The smell of DEAD BUG.
Current Annoyance: The noise of.. stuff.
Current thing I should be doing: Looking at these stupid IM's.
Current Desktop Picture: "TRIGUN"
Current Show: None.

Current Movie In DVD Player: Spider-Man 2.
Current Refreshment: Uh.. Human ..brains.

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Smurfy — 2005-08-04T01:08:38-05:00

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO THE FUTURE OF CLASSIC ROCK!

Stress House.

Smurfy — 2005-08-04T02:08:06-05:00

In Japan, they have these neat little businesses.

See, what they do, is they set up this room full of all this stuff. Furniture, guitars, paintings, grandfather clocks, all this stuff.

You pay to go in there, they secure the door, and then you get to just smash everything up, throw things, destroy the entire room.

Yeah, I pretty much want to do that.

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Smurfy — 2005-08-04T08:08:45-05:00

Hey, idiot.

There's a difference in spelling a word wrong and making a typo.

STUPID.

Man. Okay.

So, it's all good.

At work today, a couple of angry old women would not leave the resturaunt until freakin'... 7:45.

Yeah,

To you old angry women out there:

You suck.

That's right. I said it.

In other news, "BlogShares" is a really cool game. No way I could possibly begin to explain how you play it though.

I mean, I get it.

But I can't possibly.. verbalize that.

Or make it into readable text for that matter.

Man, I gotta play that.. 007 game again.

HERES TO INFINITE LIVES!

WOO!

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Smurfy — 2005-08-05T04:08:01-05:00

So I bought "AquaTeen Hunger Force" Season two today.

Let's see..

took me... what?

Over a year and a half of saying "OH HAHAHA I AM BUYING THAT TOMOROW"

Well, whatever.

Also worth noting: I never see anyone I know at the mall, ever.

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Smurfy — 2005-08-06T06:08:04-05:00

Oh, man.

BlogShares is the coolest game ever. And I am owning it.

Behold! I just bought 200 shares of KATIE.

AND NOW, TO COMPLETELY CONTROL THE "JASON" STOCK.

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Smurfy — 2005-08-06T06:08:28-05:00

The link is Http://BlogShares.com

Go for it.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-08-07T04:08:32-05:00

A BLACK SHIRT?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This could truly be the end of everything hawt!

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Smurfy — 2005-08-08T01:08:11-05:00

I got that cool new user icon from Kate.

Who took a picture of me before a play/skit/show.

Thats always bad.

I never get normal pictures taken when I'm.. anywhere near a show.

Before, after.

They always turn out...

With me....uh...

Doing smurfy stuff, I guess.

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Smurfy — 2005-08-08T09:08:23-05:00

I drove to the town square in the rain after work.

I drove up to the part where those two parking spaces are, behind everything, near the swings.

From there, I could watch the people practicing for the musical. It felt good, so I rolled down the window a little. Rain didn't get in too much.

I sat there and listened to the Foo Fighters' NOT so loud disc, and for some reason I wanted a pen and paper.

I looked, and to my amazement I actually had a pen. in my car. Then I found some old instructions on how to get.. I don't know. To Kate's house I guess.

Then I couldn't figure out why exactly I needed a pen and paper.

I sat there for about 30 minutes. It was pretty relaxing.

Then I came home and ate a whole pot full of.. uh.. some kind of.. pasta thing.

Yeeeeah. OBESITY.

Which leads me to Topic C (Aka, "Laura")

Laura loves riding in my car.

Laura loves not paying for things.

I am not ghetto.

I am not gangsta'.

I couldn't be a scene boy!

And your hat contains the power of all things ghetto.

Topic D, of course,

Is the fact that I cut the bright blue blazes out of myself again today.

Ow.

Knives hurt.

It wasn't like, a cut this time.

It was like, haha, the end of that knife is HALF AN INCH INTO MY FINGER OH IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHER.

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Smurfy — 2005-08-09T12:08:45-05:00

Woo!

So remember when you tell those little white lies,

That the night, Has a thousand eyes!

CLASSIC Rock.

Yeah.

MMMMM.

Bobby Vinton.

So, hey!

Ah...

Yeah. Man, I am just, totally out of my lame little anecdotes here. There's nothing to joke about.

Except for this:

I can joke about that.

But I won't. 'Cause it's.. so...

...

Easy.

WRITER WANTED

Smurfy — 2005-08-10T01:08:20-05:00

Yeah, so we're looking for a new writer for TheMidnightEpic .

If you have any sort of..writing talent.

At all.

Sort of.

Maybe?

Perhaps you'd like to give me a ring.

Of course, you should probably read the material before.. yeah, you know.

So you know what you're writing.

Check that out. Mmm.

Email me at SmurfyX@Gmail.com

KAY?

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

James Garner's at war -- and driving a Sherman Tank

Smurfy — 2005-08-10T08:08:26-05:00

Okay so.

Woo.

I woke up at 9ish, fell asleep standing up in the shower, then ate.. ..Poptarts.

And um, I decided to watch the movie I bought a little while back, "Tank!"

You've never heard of it.

Anyway, it's about.. Well, I mean, it's a tank. Driving over lots of stuff. But they actually make it look like it makes sense!

Surprised the heck out of me. I liked it.

Woo!

Then, after that, I decided on a whim to go see "The Dukes Of Hazard", with the company available. (IE: No one)

Now, Jessica Simpson.

Worst southern accent ever.

Sorry.

Worst impression of a fake southern accent, ever.

Yeah..

But hey, other'n that, it too exceeded my expectations.

And I got this cool pair of jeans. Man are they... cool.

Haha, oh yes, on Jonestwon road, the homeless people who live there in abundance have been breaking windows lately. There's a serial rock throwing man who breaks windows on the loose. No, there really is.

Anyway, he broke our window, unlocked the door, and then apparently walked off after throwing another rock inside.

He tried to break our back door too, but it just chipped the glass.

And the front door. But it just chipped it too.

Aye.

So, we have a plexi-glass window now. It just looks like someone threw .. grease or something all over it. But that's because it's cheap plexi-glass.

And then I came home.

Et cetera.

haha. I think I'm going to watch "Tank!" again..uh..

Next week.

Look at that freakin' tank. Driving over stuff. Woo!

Hurrah.

Smurfy — 2005-08-11T03:08:54-05:00

Because no one wanted it: A new header!

Lollerskates!

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Smurfy — 2005-08-12T01:08:38-05:00

Hey smilin' strange, you're lookin' happily deranged, Can you settle to shoot me? Or have you picked your target yet, hey Sandy ai yai yai yai... Don't you talk back, ai yai yai yai, hey Sandy, Ai yai yai yai, hey Sandy, Don't ya talk back, ai yai yai yai, hey Sandy, Ai yai yai yai, hey Sandy, Don't ya talk back, ai yai yai yai, hey Sandy, hey...

Go for it.

So, Polaris.

This nineties band.

They sang the theme song for "The Adventures of Pete & Pete".

And it turns out I like alot of their music.

Cool!

Angry Koreans.

Smurfy — 2005-08-14T12:08:58-05:00

So, at work, the Angry Koreans got even angrier.

I was left with only Asian Kim. So I had to grill the sandwiches, take the orders, wash the dishes, mop the floors..

Okay, Kim Made the sandwiches. I, in no exageration whatsoever, did everything else.

I cannot really name anyone I have ever not liked more than Elizabeth Crabb.

Stupid Angry Korean.

After work, (Which was a considerable amount of time),

I went to West to help with the last of the work they had. I carried some flats around, moved some stuff...

Kurt was there, and Mark Ford, Freshman, and this sophomore I had never met, (A class under me), Brittany was there, and Brooke.. and..

Oh, Amy and Sam. Sam left shrotly after I got there though.

After that, Amy, Kurt, Brittany, Brooke, Mrs. Hubbard and me all went to Mario's for a little bit. That was fly.

I did alot of work today.

Sometime after that, I went to Bowman Gray stadium. Yeah, there was a wreck, and the guys fuel cell got knocked out, and it caught two cars on fire.

No one was hurt but this one guy who jumped out of the stands for some reason. He broke his foot. Haha. Woo.

Well.

I had a good day. Then Hollaback Girl came on.

Then it was mediocre. I AM AWAY!

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-08-15T10:08:22-05:00

So, yeah.

This morning I woke up at 7:55 AM.

I ate some.. poptarts or something, then took my sister to her cheerleading thing.

I went to sleep in my car, and an hour or so later, came back home. With my angry sister.

Anyway, I came home and.. ate something else? I forget!

I left the house at 12:45 to go pick up Laurrrrra.

SUCCESS. I can get to her house without looking at directions now. That is super-fly. Anyway, I picked her up and we discussed Time/Space and the interactions of curved time-waves, and then we got to the theater, where we decided it was the best time in the world for me to put on the RugbyGirl hat. When isn't a good time to wear the RugbyGirl hat?

Then we took some SMURFY/LAURA pictures. Then I forced her to accept the ticket I bought for her, again, because I'm a stupid jerk.

Then there was "Must Love Dogs" for an hour and a half. You know. After SCHOOLISCOMING.COM.

Where Laura finnaly made it sink in that I have been to the movies way too much.

WAY TOO MUCH.

Hey, we chilled. With dogs.

That was fly.

Then I was all like, blah blah blah I have to go to work blah blah blah.

So Laura went home!

Then I worked!

Then Smurfy came home.

The end.

(The movie was much better than I was expecting. Notice, I usually expect every movie I go see to suck considerably)

_________

Edit:

And I totally forgot,

There was this guy there in the theater. He laughed like,

loud.

Louder than me. When I'm.. When I've had Dr. Pepper. It was insane. Laura thought it was funny. I just cringed!

MYSPACE, BREEDING GROUND OF QUIZZES. This one has been transplanted.

Smurfy — 2005-08-16T11:08:28-05:00

Summer Quiz

1) Best word to describe this summer: SuperFly

2) Best song to describe this summer: The Lovin' Spoonful- What a day for a daydream. Orrrrr.... Donovan- They Call Me Mellow Yellow

3) Worst memory of this summer: Um... Hahahahaha. The ride home from Kat's dinner party! WOO! That was the WORST. Why didn't we at least have the RADIO on. Also, work.

4) Best memory of this summer: Wow. Um. So, like, ...Wow, that's tough. Well, to be honest I can't really say I had an absolute best memory. I guesssss though, it'd probably be the NCSA Student Film Night. Probably, right up there, is seeing "Charlie and the chocolate factory" with laura, and seeing "Land of the dead", with Jason.

5) Conclusion: Was this summer good or bad: Some kinda fine good, negro.

THE SKELETON KEY: IS IT REALLY A BONE?

Smurfy — 2005-08-16T11:08:57-05:00

I saw "The Skeleton Key" today.

Yeah, that brings my total amount of movies I've seen this summer to "Too Many" to "Too many and the Skeleton Key"

Ladies, Gentlemen,

"The Skeleton Key" was absolutely amazing. It had such a good story, and it was always moving forward. There were a couple of plot holes around the middle, a small bit at the end, but, man, stellar.

And a twist! Mm!

Smell that?

That's Plot Twist!

And, the ending? It clicked right at the very last shot.

That's the BEST kind of movie.

MMM.

Then, to Jason's. "Horror 102: Not related to Horror 101 but much much worse".

Eyugh. Also, we made popcorn, and shots for "Smurfy Versus Jason 2: Smurfy Versus Jason" Or whatever!

Oh, yes,

This is your right.

This is your right

And that's your right.

You're gonna die.

::wave::

::static::

Smurfy — 2005-08-17T11:08:39-05:00

Jupiter or.. Thor is perfect!

(But we need Atlas for our long distance stuff.)

But Titan will be even better!

They shouldn't have..cancelled Navajo.

Wait'll you see our submarines, with polaris!

(Attention all personel: This is CVTS... base vehicle three count operations will start on my mark in ...5...4....3...2...1...)

::Jam::

Schedule.

Smurfy — 2005-08-17T01:08:38-05:00

1)Us History Honors: Cochrane

2)Eng 3 Honors: Shoemaker

3) Digitial Communications: MR. WILLIAMS AGAIN,YES!

4)Spanish 2: Swayne

5) Theater III: Hubbard

6) Algebra 2: McAuley

7) Enviromental Science: Pinnix

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Smurfy — 2005-08-18T09:08:36-05:00

I really like today's number one blog entry.

http://causticveracity.mindsay.com/?entry=45

My New CatchPhrase: THE SPEAK OF THE WEEK.

Smurfy — 2005-08-19T01:08:01-05:00

So, I went out on the town with the GUYS.

Smurfy + Jason + Blake + Jordan = CRRRRAZY

here's a list of the places we got kicked out of, or that we can never go back too.

"Kimono's"

"Kangaroo"

"Sonics"

"Taco Bell"

"Burger King"

"Clemmons"

"The Town Square"

And more!

See, ...

Yeah, the thing is, we're just stupid.

And it was cool.

Don't hate me 'cause I'm scene.

Hate me because I'm really annoying.

But in the end, "Smurfy Versus Jason 2: Whatever the title of that movie is" was a smashing success.

...

By Smashing, I mean, I drove down an old road to the woods, ran around screaming for an hour, then ate.

But that screaming?

It's FUNNY.

GOOOOOOD SCREAMING.

Yeah, it was cool.

Mmm.

Sweet to the BONE.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

HAHAHA YES

Smurfy — 2005-08-20T01:08:55-05:00

Yeah, Jason and I.

We shouldn't really be allowed to use cell phones.

Nor should we ever work in a shoe store.

HYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROCK!

Now: TO INSTALL PROGRAM!

NYA. ALSO

Smurfy — 2005-08-21T02:08:54-05:00

"Yes, um, do you have a copy of a play called "Mouse Trap? I think it's.uh.. by Agatha Christy or something like that"

"Let me check...yes... yeah, we have one copy left. It's in the drama section over there, 7.99"

"Okay, thanks!"

Now: I have "Mouse Trap"

I cannnn't wait to read this.

Sorry to ...uh.. everyone else.

Haha. No backorder.

And now:

ANGRY TICKS FLY O..

Ah, you know the joke.

And let me make a reccomendation to anyone who wants to see the great movie that 2004 brought us, "Blood Gnome!"

...

Stab your eyes out first.

____

Edit:

Here are some pictures from the London production of MouseTrap (The one that's been performing for almost 50 years, over 20,000 peformances)

_____

Edit 2:

Holy crap do i want to be Christopher Wren in this play so bad.

Christopher: How do you do? Terrible weather isn't it! Takes you back to Dickens and Scrooge and that heavily irritating Tiny Tim! So Bogus.

They actually say bogus. Haha. I WANT TO BE CHRISTOPHER WREN.

YES YES YES.

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Smurfy — 2005-08-23T12:08:56-05:00

So, I got a voicemail from HannahFox, OtherHannah, Kelli-Doofus, and KatieDid.

Names are cool.

I think that's pretty much the coolest thing ever that I have a voicemail with that on it.

CONTINUING.

I finished reading "Mouse Trap", and the ending was dissapointing. I mean, it just ends.

Mr. Wren just leaves at one point, and never goes back, and Mrs. Christi never explain the whole "Name" thing with him.

Gr.

But, okay,

I liked it.

I think harvey ended better. Or, haha.

Last year, I just kept telling Mrs. Hubbard about how mcuh I hated the ending to Harvey and she let me change it up.

So, yeah, I might whine again.

For the most part, it's a satisfying story.

Truly, it is. I guess.

WUTEVA.

So, yesterday, there was Couch at Jasons, and, before that, ther.. I forget what was before that. Work I guess.

We started watching "CREEPIN': I KNOW WHO YOU DID LAST SUMMER", but it was pretty much worse than "Horror". Not in terms of writing (THERE WAS NO WRITING), but just the..

It was shot on like, Digital8 Man.

WHAAAAA.

Et cetera. Et CETERA. I'm typing as I'm thinkin'.

Anywayz, that was fly, and the couch was fly, and birds fly.

DON'T HATE ME 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T ME.

Wow.

So I went to Mackenzie's party too, and that was..

We watched..uh..

THe movie.. What's the name of that? Oh yes, White chicks.

SUCKED.

Kay.

Well, the aprty was rad. First there was stuff, then there was fire, then there was movie stuff, then there was stuff stuff, then there.. then we left.

Kim was there, Emily, I THINK MACKENZIE WAS THERE MAYBE AT HER HOUSE, and the girl who doesn't like me and STEFPAHEHANIEANIE OPEPPERUMUN. and more.

Jason and I rock the party boat.

After that, I came.. home...

HOME.

MY HOME

MY HOUSE.

ITS THE ONE WITH LOVELY AIR.

MY HOUSE

EVERYTHINGS ::DEATH METAL:: DEAD IN THERE.

Kay.

So, by the by, I make my way too bed, in preparation for the 600 freshmen I have to be nice too tomorow.

Thanks, negro. PEACE OUT.

Here's Hannah, to say goodbye.

FortunatePhoenix: WHITE CHICS
FortunatePhoenix: *WHE CHICKS
FortunatePhoenix: THATS WHAT I JUST SAW
FortunatePhoenix: WHITE CHICKS.
angelpunk37: OH
angelpunk37: lol.
FortunatePhoenix: It sucked alot.
angelpunk37: i'm not allowed to see it.
angelpunk37: haha
FortunatePhoenix: XD
FortunatePhoenix: hahaha. Hannah.

The Summer-Love JukeBox.

Smurfy — 2005-08-24T08:08:48-05:00

So the summer concluded with a helping of "Tank!", the opening theme song to Cowboy Bebop. I can only help but wonder if this year could manage to top last year in terms of things that just absolutely sucked out loud, but it'd.. really have to try pretty hard to do that.

This summer has really been one that stands out in my mind, reason being, I spent the entire summer doing things. I got a job, I went to parties, I had fun. Notably, this hasn't happened much before. The only summer that even comes close was the summer of 1998 when I went to that pokêmon trading card league thing at borders everyday with Austin Pfaff. And that wasn't really all that exciting. Especially in retrospect. (Why?)

I wanted to achieve a few goals this summer:

Understand myself better
See more movies than should be legal under federal law
Lose some weight
Get over my 10th grade problems
Get over myself

And of those goals, none of them were really left. I got everything done that I needed or wanted to get done, and more. Even more, counting the weight that I lost in may when I was obnoxiously depressed and wouldn't eat anything but sandwiches for 3 weeks, I lost almost 15 pounds. Fantastic.

The hardest thing to achieve that I set for myself, was that whole "Get over myself/my old problems" things. That took some work, and quite a few 3-4 AM phone calls with people living in Tennessee's voicemail systems. Rawr. But after the last couple of days, I know, I really think I have it beat.

This school year, I feel more prepared than I could ever be. I feel more free than I have since.. the beginning of freshman year. I took some of that baggage there and burned it. Now it's smoke.

So, "Tank!" is the theme on which I base the beginning of what I hope, and what I'm almost sure will be a better year. I'm excited to get on with it, my high school years are half over. Yesterday, I saw Mary Tesh, Sarah's sister at freshman orientation. She's the same class I was when I met her sister. That kind of.. ah.. It feels like it's been 100 summers since I was a freshman.

But, this year? I'm ready.

It's go time.

-Smurfy

YEAH, ASTRO-SUCKA.

Smurfy — 2005-08-24T01:08:02-05:00

Formula for DESTRUCTION.

Smurfy — 2005-08-24T08:08:51-05:00

"Can I start working like, 3 days a week or something?"

"No no I don't know you ask Dave. You come in work later okay"

Ah.

WORK AND SCHOOL TOGETHER.

IT'LL BE FUN ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^.

(Two weeks later)

::Explodes::

Face to face

Smurfy — 2005-08-25T07:08:06-05:00

I got the entire "Interstella" video at like, 4 this morning.

Finally.

Man, 65 minutes of psychadelic Daft Punk awesome.

Woo.

But now, for my next trick, I'm going to take the next 180 weekdays, and make them SUPER-KAWAII-CRAZY

Ready?

GO!

(This test/game/FUN TIME ends 180 weekdays from now, ASTRO-SUCKA.)

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

I only want to be with you.

Smurfy — 2005-08-25T05:08:48-05:00

Edit:

Also, I got my copy of "Woodrow Wilson" today. VHS style.

______

Sick Transit Smurfy.

So, the bus was late. 2nd year in a row. At least it came this year.

My dad woke me up at 6:30. "THE BUS'LL COME EARLY LIKE IT DID IN 8TH GRADE!"

3 hours later.

Why am I awake.

It was the most incredibly odd feeling at school today. LIke, I really hadn't... gone at all?

It felt like I'd been there all summer. It's weird. And suddenly, I realize how small everything is.

EEEEEEEEEGH.

Lunch was cool.

School was cool.

Then I went to math.

Cool no more.

Blah. Math. We did the simplest stuff in algebra, order of operations?

Yeah, missed every single question. This is a bad omen, and that really brought me down the rest of the day.

And again, for some reaon, we have a new bus driver.

I have never had the same one two years in a row. Dean, Susan, Asheeka, now: Mysterious fat black woman.

Seth moved to georgia, Stephen dropped out, and the cool kids all graduated.

The bus isn't quite as hip without Seth, but it's fly. This morning, there weren't many new kids on the bus, and we had a good ol' time. We were joking and things.

So kewl.

Yeah...

It's lookin' like it'll be a nice year.

I was bothered, really, by the fact that the MouseTrap understudies won't.. actually be doing MouseTrap.

I don't really like that, it kind of makes me a little uneasy. If I make understudy, I don't think I'll do it, because I'm trying out to do MouseTrap. I don't want to do a comedy about.. stuff.

Eh. Bother.

I'm gonna go watch more of "Interstella" now.

___

EDIT:

Did I mention how for the last two years I've never made it to homeroom on the first day?

Because I haven't.

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Smurfy — 2005-08-26T07:08:14-05:00

Haha. Already friday.

Score.

I forget the joke I was supposed to make here.

Smurfy — 2005-08-26T10:08:26-05:00

I'm too scene for paragraphs.

Anyway.

In english today, we were asked to go over the handbook like every year, and I decided to grace everyone with the fact that you can sing our alma mater to the theme of gilligan's island by yelling it as loud as possible when it got quiet at one point.

At that time, I was wasked by a number of faceless voices to "Let that loud kid sing the song"

So I did.

And this black guy was like "WHA Y, DANG MA--" And he left the room.

Whatever.

I laughed and said that because of discovering things like that, I got a job.

Too much time on my hands, you see.

I love making those crrrazy kids laugh.

Anyway.

Saw "The Brothers Grimm" tonight. Low crowd. Expected more.

It's a wonderful story, really. I'm glad it finally came out of movie purgatory after..what.. 6 years or something.

Jason and I pretty much make alot of noise watching movies. Oh well. SORRY PEOPLE.

THUNDER FACE.

(This of course, was after we had been to Chik-Fil-A, and seen Brittany who was out there for some reason.)

I've been reading Mr. Wren's part the past 5 or 6 nights in front of my mirror, and I've actually made alot of progress on his character, and I'm so happy.

I really want that part, and I'll work and work to get it right.

Fantastic.

BLOG OVER.

Hello.

Smurfy — 2005-08-28T12:08:10-05:00

I was thinking a few days ago, you know.

(This just recently resurfaced in the perpetually storming sea of my brain)

I used to complain about how I was single alot. You know? You don't, I don't really care.

"Blah blah blah I'm SITLL SINGLE :__________(" Et cetera.

But, the thought finally crossed my mind:

"Are you honestly unhappy because of that?" No. Really, I'm not. I can do whatever I want. I can talk to whoever I want.

I don't have to worry about how my inabilty to relate to 80% of the population is affecting someone.

The best part is: I don't have to be depressed about the inevitable ending of said.. relationship.

So,

Why?

Do I still get sad about this?

Haha. No!

Rarely am I even lonely anymore. It's a sort of..

I don't know. I can be terribly introverted sometimes, and obnoxious and out there another half of the time.

I just don't really mind. Haha.

How do you do.

Smurfy — 2005-08-28T06:08:40-05:00

My dad was watching G4 for some reason.

That was weird.

So we told our preacher today were were leaving the church after.. 12 or 13 years.

Went over much better than expected. We're probably going to go to Center Grove or something now.

Slamming. IN THE MEANTIME, I AM GOING TO CHINA WOK BECAUSE THEIR DELIVERY MAN IS AFRAID OF MY CAPTIAL LETTERS.

Eeeee.

Hannah Does Standup.

Smurfy — 2005-08-28T08:08:04-05:00

angelpunk37: have you seen sin city?
FortunatePhoenix: Yes!
FortunatePhoenix: And let me tell you something, of all the awful movies I watch
FortunatePhoenix: Sin City is not one of them.
angelpunk37: ah.
angelpunk37: i watched it yesterday.
angelpunk37: it's sooo good lol.
FortunatePhoenix: Oh, no way.
FortunatePhoenix: You LIKED it?
angelpunk37: yess.
angelpunk37: haha.
FortunatePhoenix: Like, every single girl I talk to up here is like "Oh, that movie sucked"
angelpunk37: because it had whores in it lol.
FortunatePhoenix: Albeit.
FortunatePhoenix: All the girls up here are WRONG

FortunatePhoenix: hahaha.
FortunatePhoenix: Yeah, the whores.
FortunatePhoenix: Maybe that had a little to do with it.
angelpunk37: haha, or the whole... based after comic book thing.
angelpunk37: but i liked it so much, haha. :]
angelpunk37: because i am the coolest.
FortunatePhoenix: Or the whole Action Noir deal.
FortunatePhoenix: Haha. I went out and.. read... almost every one of the graphic novels.
angelpunk37: ...
angelpunk37: well.
angelpunk37: at least you read.

TEN SECONDS LATER

angelpunk37: omg.
angelpunk37: i listened to so much fall out boy today..
angelpunk37: it was horrible.

FIFTEEN SECONDS AFTER THAT

angelpunk37: lalalal
angelpunk37: how many entires do you have of me saying dumb stuff?
FortunatePhoenix: Um..
FortunatePhoenix: The same amount I have of me saying nerdy stuff.
angelpunk37: no because that's all of your entries.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-08-29T07:08:31-05:00

When you know you're really stuipd:

I had a dream about reading CHAT LOGS.

This, my friends, is a bad omen.

In dream world, reading chat logs means "Seven of your 12 children may suffer from hair loss or death"

BAD WORDS.

Smurfy — 2005-08-29T08:08:02-05:00

TODAY WAS A DAY.

A DAY FOR STUFF.

Also, I was sitting behind a car with no driver for no less than 3 and a half minutes waiting for it to turn, before I realized the vehicle was completely empty, and, even more, wasn't even running.

Then they all lived happily ever after....

Except for dark stormy nights, when they say the ghost of smurfy still looks for brains to eat. JUST. LIKE. YOURS.

END..

....????

_________

Words that make me want to hit you/or cry:

"Burn"

"Face"

"Chipotle"

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Smurfy — 2005-08-30T09:08:30-05:00

And here's the entry in n00b form.

EDIT ALSO NU HEAEDR SINCE OTHARWIES IM BORNG 2DAY

OKAY

SO1!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL LATS START OF WIT WUT HAP3N3D.UH.IN.11111111!!1!!1111 LOL NORWAY

LATS111!111 OMG LOL NOT

2DAY1!!! OMG WTF LOL I DID MORA THNGS111! OMG WTF TEH FIRST BOARD METNG WAS CANCELAD THEN FOR SOME R3ASON IT WASNT!111!!1 LOL ONLY FOUR PAOPL3 WARA THEIR!111!! OMG AH!11!!11 LOL BLAH BLAH BLAH

STUF

I1!1!1! WTF LOL HAD ALOT OF THNGS 2 WRIET ABOUT 3ARLEIR 2DAY BUT I JUST.1!1!1!!!!! WTF FORGOT MOST OF IT

SHUKS

I11!1!!11 OMG LOL GOT A D3VILS HARECUT IN MAH HEAD

1!11 OMG WTF LOL

EDIT: ALSO NEW HEADER SINCE OTHERWISE I AM BORING TODAY.

____

Okay.

So, let's start off with what happened...uh...in.. norway.

....

Let's not.

Today, I did more things. The first board meeting was cancelled, then for some reason it wasn't. Only four people were there. Ah. Blah blah blah.

Stuff.

I had alot of things to write about earlier today, but I just.. forgot most of it.

Shucks.

I got a devil's haircut, in my head.

CURSE YOU, AUTOMOBILES!

Smurfy — 2005-08-31T06:08:30-05:00

What a lovely afternoon today.

I got my new gas gauge today. Here's a picture. Look close!

And.. that's that!

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Smurfy — 2005-08-31T08:08:43-05:00

3VERYONE NEDS 2 KNOW ABOUT THIS AEWSOME WEBSTEI TAHT TRANSLAETS WUT U SAY IN2 12-YEAR-OLD-AOL CHATROM JABER1!1! OMG WTF LOL ITS VERY NIEC1!1!!1!1 OMG CHAK IT OUT!11!111! OMG WTF

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

Nice use of the translator.

Smurfy — 2005-08-31T11:08:02-05:00

"I wondered lonely as a cloud",

By Emily Dickenson

B/C I CUD NOT S2P FOR D3ATH
H3 KINDLY S2PED FOR TEH CARIAEG HELD BUT JUST OURS3LVES
AND IMORTALITY

W3!!!!1! SLOWLY DROVA HE NU NO HASTE
AND I HAD PUT MAH LABOUR AND MAH L3ISURE 2
FOR HIS CIVILITY

W3!!!!!!1! LOL PAS3D TEH SKOOL WHER3 CHILDREN THERE LESONS SCARCALY DON3
WE PAS3D TEH FEILDS OF GAZNG GRANE
WE PASAD DA SETNG SUN

WE11111! OMG LOL PAUS3D BFOR3 A HOUSE TAHT SEMED
A SWELNG OF TEH DA ROF WAS SCARC3LY DA CORNIEC BUT A MOUND

SINC3!111 OMG WTF TH3N TIS C3NTUREIS BUT 3ACH
FELS SHORT3R THAN DA DAY
I FIRST SURMIESD TEH HORSAS H3ADS
WERE 2WARD ET3RNITY1!!! OMG LOL STFU

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Smurfy — 2005-09-01T09:09:36-05:00

And now, another poem written by me.

Stuff is funny

Stuff is cool

Stuff is awesome

Muffins rule.

Notice how it has a nice rhythm? I do. I think I'll write many more verses.

Today, Jason and I prepared songs for "SCENE: THE MUSICAL"

In which we diss you, the scene audience, for hours and hours on end.

Hours.

But in classic musical form. La de da.

I called Hannah and HannaTee (The manatee with a hannah attached by the tee) picked up, and we chatted a bit.

Then Hannah S. changed into shorts right in front of the cell phone.

She's so risque.

Also, Hannah makes a weird face when she is decorating with balloons.

It's also good to note that today I decided that

Stuff is fly

Stuff is cool.

Stuff is awesome,

How 'bout you.

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

The Backstroke of the West

Smurfy — 2005-09-01T11:09:15-05:00

Mindsay, let me make one more double post here.

I offer you a comedy goldmine.

Behold, the re-re-translated star wars movie. Pirated twice.

It's good for a belly laugh, ladies and gentlemen.

http://attivissimo.blogspot.com/2005/08/guerre-stellari-episodio-iii-tradotto.html

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Smurfy — 2005-09-03T12:09:43-05:00

Today, in a very special Smurfy's Blog.

-Disclaimer-

The following events are either total falsifications or extreme exagerations of the truth in order to create humorous situation for the reader. Thankyou.

-Management

_______________________

Today was certainly a day. A day like every other. Blah blah blah.

Let's skip all the jibba-jabba and get to the good stuff, ladies and.. gentlemen.

Beggining witht he conclusion of 7th period.

I decided to leave Mr. Pinnix's class before I was supposed too. Five page essay due sometime somewhere over the (*&# rainbow. Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll forget. Completely. Hippy-hoo-dah.

At the pep rally, I danced the dance of ghetto love with Misses Katherine Gardzalla (OR GODZILLA LOLOLOLOL). Shortly after that, and much much much screaming, school concluded by playing the fight song as we jumped out merrily. Woo-haw.

After school, I found myself seated near Natalie Rivera for whatever reasons and much wandering amongst my classmates. I decided to myself, "I will surely bother this girl for the remainder of the day". And that I did.

I followed her to Eckerd after she got a ride, and we messed around with etch-a-sketches. And hats. And chairs. Shannon then told me how she could hear me all the way at the front of the store. Hahaha.

I'm loud.

Then after that I went to work and flooded the kitchen WOOPS. Haha. Flooded. The floor drain clogged while I was draining it and pulling in the umbrellas. When I came back,

"WHAAAA?!" Echoed throughout the entire town of clemmons.

30 minutes of mopping and korean jabber later, I was on my way to the football game, considerably late.

Our first home game! And I'm.. late.

And the parking is nonexistant. I drove through all three lots, and all the way down the middle school road.

nothing.

I ended up parking in the woods. Mistake.

At the game I followed Jason around, met Katy, since Sam's going out with her again, and..uh..

We scene'd around a little bit. A lot. We scened around. Alot.

They opened up the grove that they closed off last year. I was happy about that. I saw michelle and we went over to the hill and laid down and talked for like, an hour.

Yeah, then Carrie was there. Then she ..left.

So we talked some more.

That was the cool.

Then I hiked back to my car with Jason and my sister (like, 1/2 a mile..)

Went to Sonic's, saw Lacey, Madison, I think Matt, Katie, Jordan, Zach,... Christina, uh.. katie..that clings to christina for some reason, and.. Austin Maddox. Whom I completely ignored.

Now I'm home. Thus concluding what will surely go down in history as "Entry # 439"

Or.. something like that.

Maybe "The one with the disclaimer thing"

That sounds cool.

Or maybe just "That one"

I feel good.

Inc.

Laterz.

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Smurfy — 2005-09-03T03:09:36-05:00

Saying "Love you" is much easier than saying "I love you".

I'm Fine, Thanks.

Smurfy — 2005-09-04T01:09:18-05:00

I think I'm going to do that 21 things about 21 bloggers...thing....uh..

Later.

I think after church tonight I am going to see a movie with Leigh and Michelle probably maybe.

Incidentally, "The Skeleton Key" is even better the second time. Just to let you know.

Jason and I also watched "Death To Smoochy", that movie that came about 2 or 3 years ago with Robin Williams as a rather psychotic childrens tv show host..and..blah blah blah.

That was funny.

Legitmatelly, head-on, funny.

And so and so and so.

Center Grove was pretty good. I think I'm gonna try College Park too.

Oh, look, pizza's done.

So, hey,

21 things about 21 bloggers maybe.

BUT IM GONNA SPICE IT UP A LITTLE.

I'll write 21 things about 21 people who reply to this blog.

And if I don't get 21 responses, I'll write.. 21 things about .. ..the people who reply AND SOME OF MY CHOICE!

HAHAHAHA!

Behold, the madness.

IT CONSUMES YOU.

Alot of things about alot of bloggers.

Smurfy — 2005-09-05T02:09:35-05:00

If you want to know who you are, just guess..or..ask me.

I met you in 8th grade sort of. As of this moment, you've had my children 50+ times. And you're tall.
You're scene. And, uh.... you like a bunch of musicals that I hate alot. And you have .. artistic talent.
I met you a little before this summer, but it's like I've known you for... a year! Or more! And you're really cool.
If your house burned down and your poetry burned it would suck for the world.
You like your boyfriend for some gay girly reason. Also, freshmen.
We communicate mainly through bizarre smiley's and.. insults..and uh.. blog comments. And we .. rule the world. THAT ONE WORLD.
You aren't the girl I thought I was talking too for a month at all.
OBSCURE REFERENCE, because everyone would know who you were if I wrote anything. Haha.
When high school ends, you're going away for a long time to far far away to learn some super-skills.
You're really really short. Though not as short as you'd expect for some reason! ALSO HAIR.
JUST HAIR. Also, ... extensive amoutns of dialogue about... online ladies.
You've changed more, year-for-year, than anyone else I know in west forsyth. And I met you all because of that stupid movie.
A whole lot of Hat/Fat/Movie action goin' down, fool.
YOU SUCK. You're okay. For great justice ^_^.
You and your friend are really awesome. They don't make people like you up here, you know? Also, you take incredibly complex pictures to imitate.
Haha. You have alot of mindsays. Also, there was a puppy. And VIDEO.
You live in the not-the-south. You and your friend are totally.. far out.
You're friends with her. I live in the state with the cactus
I have a bad habit of ignoring your blog sometimes. But your really cool and we have the same hat sort of, haha.
TETRIS LOL
I think you're a sea-animal in disguise as a person. Haha.

The Hang Zone: It Hath Become New

Smurfy — 2005-09-05T03:09:38-05:00

While you were sleeping, Smurfy's Blog became a whole new hang zone!

Happy one year and three and 1/4 month anniversery, Smurfy's Blog.

Everything old has become new again! Forever!

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-09-05T11:09:25-05:00

First drama club meeting tomorow.

Hahaha.

I wonder if we'll have more than 30 people there.

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Smurfy — 2005-09-05T11:09:21-05:00

That was the best baked spaghetii I've ever had.

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Smurfy — 2005-09-06T09:09:33-05:00

DONT PHUNK WITH MY HEART.

Today we had the first drama club meeting and it was rocking.

67 people.

Brittany turned as red as her hair everytime we looked at her.

I talked alot.

FOOD FOREVER.

And then I called Hannah as a wonderful way to avoid homework.

Yay.

SAY IT.

And now: Spanish!

WOOHAW.

Have a wonderful evening.

THIS IS NEW.

Smurfy — 2005-09-07T05:09:34-05:00

Happy birthday Hannah! Way to revolve around the sun one more time. Keep up the pace, huh?

_____

In other news today:

...

uh...

...

Yeah, today was pretty cool.

You know what else is cool?

Minced Fish Sticks.

Mad.

Smurfy — 2005-09-07T10:09:32-05:00

Last night, thinking like I usually do before I force myself to sleep, it really occured to me how sick I am of seeing all these kids who like to say how much they love God and how much God loves everyone, and how they're Christians, and how nothing in their life reflects it at all.

Who said I wasn't included.

It's just so absolutely rediculous.

If you're the only part of Jesus anyone see's, what are they looking at, huh? If no one knew you personally, would they know you were saved at all?

Being hypocritical and doing things you shouldn't is only a part of human nature, and it's natural to be that way sometimes...

But there's a line between mistakes and a bad attitude,

and just being a bad person, on the inside.

Where it counts.

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Smurfy — 2005-09-08T10:09:07-05:00

Okay, so.

....

I'm in business class, same as freshman year, you know.

And I...

I'm finished.

Early.

Again.

So I think to myself, why NOT!

So. Here I am.

Man I want some Little Ceasers.

I have no shame.

Smurfy — 2005-09-08T06:09:14-05:00

Mission: Ceasers.

ACCOMPLISHED

Today was cool.

Also, I can gurantee your day is about to get alot weirder.

Yep.

Told you.

So that's what I did today, in layman's terms!

THOSE GLASSES ARE SO COOL.

$30.00 Later: Four movie tickets!

Smurfy — 2005-09-09T07:09:59-05:00

Hurray.

I BOUGHT THE TICKETS.

Now, to pick up all the children.

Hurray for movies involving an excorcism, a court case, a murder, and a girl named Emily Rose.

On another note, Emily Rose was awesome:: "HELLO MOOGAN?" ::Asleep:: "HELLO MOOGAN?" ::Asleep

Smurfy — 2005-09-10T10:09:28-05:00

"HELLO MOOGAN?"

::Asleep::

"Wha..?"

"CAH YOO COME IN NAW?"

"Now?"

"YES TEN THIRTY"

"Uh.. I can try?"

"OKAY BYEBYE"

::hangs up::

3 seconds later

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-09-10T06:09:55-05:00

I have no idea what I'm doing tonight.

I think I'll ...

DRIVE ALL OVER TOWN. LOOKING FA' TROUBLE.

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Smurfy — 2005-09-11T08:09:10-05:00

HOORAY.

Smurfy — 2005-09-12T11:09:47-05:00

Ah.. yeah.

....

Man, Business class is just as cool now as it was when I took it the first time two years ago!

Also:

No one in my entire english class can read.

Moonlight falls upon your perfect skin.

Smurfy — 2005-09-12T11:09:39-05:00

I got to start taking a camera to work or something.

I mean.

No kidding, like, the sunset today was so absolutely beautiful in every tiny aspect of the word.

Blah blah blah. I really wish I had a picture blah blah blah.

In theater today we did examples of "Bad" auditions and believe it or not I did the egotistical drama... guy.

You know.

The cocky one.

Anyway, so I walked in, and I was like

"Hey, yeah, I.. You remember me right? Yeah.

I was Elwood. So I don't even need to audition, yannow?

I was elwood!"

And it went on from there.

Mostly downhill.

Proving that once again my shame is ...not here.

At all. None of it. NO SHAME.

And I kind of want to stop blogging for like, a month. I was thinking about that earlier. I wonder what that would be like? A MONTH WITHOUT A BLOG.

I'd go insane.

But I know good and well I won't anyway, so it doesn't matter.

If I don't let the world know my insignificant miniscule views on the subtle details of life that no one could possibly have a need for, I might just have to resort to actually verbally communicating with someone!

And I hate that!

It was quite an idea, too.

Smurfy — 2005-09-13T10:09:19-05:00

LOOK AT MY THRILLING OPENING SENTENCE.

Looking?

Sweet.

After school I piled some chillun's in my vehicle, and we went to Arby's. Finally. Oh, that was the spot. But no, it doesn't end there.

Brittany had to be dropped off, and on the way to Kate's house an idea struck me:

WHY NOT GO TO THE PARK, NEGRO?

So I did.

I mean, why not!

And it was cool.

We ran to the swings and then we went on the path, I ran through the woods and wiped out an entire species of flower, I'm sure, then I went back on the swings.

Shortly after that, against the judgement of Jason who said "You know you'll die if you do" I decided to jump off the swing!

So I did!

Only my shirt decided not too.

Haha.

Rip.

My shirt ripped.

MY FAVORITE GREEN SHIRT RIPPED.

So I fell over and whined about it for no less than 10 minutes before Jason and I ran up the hill to fetch a ...drink of water, and too our most incredibly disturbing surprise, Leah's brother was there.

Smiling. In the corner of the pavilion.

"Heya, boys"

Yeah. That was weird.

So we left then Jason hated Mountain Dew Pitch Black II and I liked ..Vault..and..

I made some very sorry pragraphs... and also, there was a great deal of.. math to do.

Fortunatelly, I was able to do most of it. As for tomorow's test, I might as well just... not do it. I'll make a better grade. Yes. I just insinuated that I will make a negative level grade on the test.

A zero is better than a UNPERFECT -100.

And I'm sort of feeling the lean towards that direction.

Not possible you say?

Ha.

Ha.

I'll prove you wrong yet, sucka.

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Edit:

Okay guys, so, I picked up another neat internet trick.

Go to Http://www.Google.com

Type in "Failure"

Then hit "I'm Feelin' Lucky"

Haha. Yeah, this is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

Everything still hurts.

Smurfy — 2005-09-14T08:09:35-05:00

I really like monologues.

Doing them is fun.

I also like chicken nuggets

and eating on the run.

That was a poem, by Smurfy. For all of you.

The viewers.

So, um, that math test surprised me. It wasn't insanely difficult, and I even managed to both Mrs. McAuley a little bit.

When she gave me my progress report (43.22%) I yelled out: "TRULY THIS IS THE END OF ALL THE HAPPY TIMES"

And then talked about how it was much higher than I thought it would be, to which she replied with a cold look, "It's much too close to my age for you to be happy about"

I thought about saying

"60 would probably be closer" But,

as a gentleman,

I did not.

I did however, mutter underneath my breath and hit my hea don the desk 6 or 7 times. Also, I want to go to the park again tomorow.

And now, to take the highest reccomended dosage possible of tylenol pain medication.

HaHA!

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

YTMND FUN

Smurfy — 2005-09-14T11:09:13-05:00

http://bushniggas.ytmnd.com/

http://wolfblitzer.ytmnd.com/

http://googlefoundfunniest.ytmnd.com/

http://conanstapler.ytmnd.com/

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Smurfy — 2005-09-15T06:09:34-05:00

Sweet!

I finally got that orange shirt from Kmart!

And now:

Nothing!

For Hours! ^_^

Ah-ha. Well.

Smurfy — 2005-09-16T11:09:14-05:00

Hum.

Sharon was back at work today.

Asian Kim and Andy made her stop working for a month and a half because of how perfectly awful she can be.

Ah...

She came in, telling me how to do things I've been doing since June.

Why are you telling me what I'm doing wrong when you haven't done anything in almost two months.

Gaw!

...

Well, that was all though. Bwa-haw-haw.

Anyway, so I came back for the football game, and since I was late again, I had to park even farther out.

At least I didn't break anymore parts to my car that are already busted/breaking/broken.

Also, my finances aren't looking so hot these days.

Anyway, so I got to west after a good half-mile hike and began the ritual of annoying as many people as possible, excluding Michelle Vaughan because she left, and.. I'm pretty sure I accomplished my misson. The mission being, of course, to irritate, bother, tickle, pick up and throw, and just over-all annoy pretty much every one. And everyone being Kim, Emily, Steph, Amanda, Bronwen, Katie, Sara(h), Sam, et cetera.

Blah blah blah.

Anyway, we got destroyed by whoever it was we played. And by destroyed I mean it was like 50something to twelve.

Like the reagan game, but with the other team scoring.

Anyway, I took Jason, Katie, and Sara(h) home. In my blue car.

We went to Sonic's, found that it was much too popular to be cool, then went to Taco bell, for fear and loathing.

Food was bad, drink was good,

And it was weird.

Anyway, so,

...

I don't have to work tomorow. Annnnd.

....

Ah. Something on the tip of my tongue but I can't find a way to say it properly. Well.

::coin flip::

I still want to play the harmonica.

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Smurfy — 2005-09-17T12:09:12-05:00

In celebration of my new headers with stuff in them instead of me,

I made a new one.

Why not.

Smurfy — 2005-09-18T10:09:36-05:00

So, Jason and I rented "The Butterfly Effect" yesterday. From the trailers, it looks like a whole bunch of suck, but it isn't really.

The whole movie examines the effect of changing (Everyone already knows this) certain events, and then seeing the reprocussions of said changes. Et cetera et cetera.

This led me to thinking about what I would change had I the opprutunity to do anything like that.

And by "like that" I mean mental time traveling. Or whatever.

You know what I'd change?

Nothing.

Not a single thing I've done.

Experiences may become regrets, but that's what makes us who we are, you know?

I wouldn't even go back and take a chance on something that I missed. I wouldn't do it.

I'd be too afraid of losing who I am, and being someone I wouldn't even be comfortable with.

Nothing. I would change nothing.

Moving on, I went to Kat's party today..at.. Chuck E. Cheese.

Yeah, believe it or not.

The birthday list read like this

"TROY: AGE 6"

"DONNA: AGE 3"

"MANDY: AGE 5"

"KATHERINE: AGE 16"

And, to be honest,

I found that to be pretty funny. Even if I did lose about $3.00 in tokens while we danced around the room.

Ah, boy.

Also, the weirdest experience so far this school-year: Getting stuck inside TUBE LAND with Kim as I tried my best to escape from the terrible diseases coating the floor.

It was a nice party, really.

Discovery Zone was better though.

"I think YOU need to see the Mother Wheel"

Smurfy — 2005-09-19T10:09:38-05:00

This idiot from the "New Black Panther" organization was on the news a bit ago.

If the KKK was black, it'd be run by this guy right here.

He said that "White people blew up the levies so the black neighborhoods would be underwater, and it would save the white man's land"

Now, this is stupid.

1) 80% of the city was underwater

2) No one blew up the levies. For one thing, the water went over and through.

3) This guy's an idiot.

He then said that the Jew's could be blamed for 9/11 since they "Knew about it"?

This is stupid because:

1) Well, duh, I mean, didn't the Third Reich pretty much explained the fact that the Jew's caused every problem ever!

2) This is a stupid thing to say, and isn't relavent to any situation related to or with Hurricane Katrina.

The fellow made a few other comments, which were extremely stupid. He was talking about how the United Islam Leader or whatever, was taken up into the "Mother Wheel", a central hub or spaceship orbiting around earth for muslims, and talked to Muhammed. And how this was not a myth, and that the broadcaster needed to visit it sometime.

When it was explained to him that more money had been donated to help with this disaster than anything else, he said it went to the Red Cross.

Why is this bad?

"The Red Cross is too white."

Haha. Woo!

So, here's the plan, America.

We're going to take every single issue imaginable and make it racial, because we can!

I mean, why not! It's America!

We're FREE to be completely stupid!

And, yes, many many people have taken advantage of that offer.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Smurfy — 2005-09-20T06:09:28-05:00

7th Period.

Second desk.

Elbow.

Every day, this guy in front of me.

He sits sideways in his desk. And he puts his large elbow on mine. Every day.

Tch tch tch.

Taking notes? He doesn't. He keeps his elbow on my desk. I've scraped it with pencils. Paper. Notebooks. Tried to push it away.

It stays there. On my desk.

Brown, discolored, large elbow.

And it won't move.

I swear, someday, I'm just gonna take a pencil and stab it.

I hate that elbow.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Blah blah blah. We did our monologues for the class today and I went first. Cools. I did the "Monologue in a monoglue" part better. Superfine.

Lunch was pretty cool today?

Yeah...

We had drama club, and man.

Those kids are so cool. There's this freshman girl that likes me or something. Her friend keeps telling me stuff that she says or whatever. Haha.

It's funny. Every time I look at her she gets all red and.. freshman-girl like. It's funny!

We got the float stuff done all nice, and it's just lovely. Hum-de-dum.

After school Jason, Kate and I went to burger king, so, you know, we could mess around on another playground.

I think we're gonna have to do that every tuesday now.

'Cause it rocks.

It's like, wow, math, science, homework, failing classes,

None of it matters because you're playing tag at the play-place!

I mean, sure, we..we're terrifying to any kids who happen to nearby. But.

Haha. Man. It's fun.

Things are going pretty well right now.

It's awesome.

Laterz.

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Say it.

Smurfy — 2005-09-21T10:09:38-05:00

In celebration of my desire to make everyone around me wish they weren't (A daily sturggle), I'm totally decking it out for tacky day.

Yeah. ::sniff::.

Gonna be fly.

Today I wrote a short paper using voice recognition.

....

After uttering "Sratch that" and "Backspace" no less than 400 times.

I fail to see how without tons of voice training it's even mildly practical. Sure, it saves you from the perils....of.. uh.. repitive.. motion..infant death syndrome or whatever, but, uh...

Unless you've successfully trained it to understand the difference between "Karma" and "Hat man", it isn't really worth it.

Et Cetera.

Improv today wasn't as great as last week, but.. man, it was still fun.

Mr. Rosen was pretty funny today. Sound effects just didn't go ever ..uh..

Sound effects needs work. haha.

Seeing Monk was pretty cool, yeah.

I was talking to Ms. Fergusson during pictures about the plays and everything, which did well to remind me that auditions are tomorow.

Sweet.

Truly, this is the beggining of a long schedule filled with me whining and neglecting every single aspect of my life.

Unless I don't get a part.

:sniff:

But, yeah.

I also enjoy Cheerwine.

FREEDOM, GO!:: So, yeah, didn't do the tacky thing. OR DID I. HAW AHW HWHAHWHWHW ::EXPLODE

Smurfy — 2005-09-22T07:09:47-05:00

So, yeah, didn't do the tacky thing.

OR DID I.

HAW AHW HWHAHWHWHW ::EXPLODE::

Yeah. Whatever.

Well, today was pretty much the most incredible series of dynamic mood chages all year.

And also, WHAT A ROCKIN' EXPEREINCE IN THE FREEDOMMOBILE*

*FORMERLY THE SMURFMOBILE

Anyway, yeah.

I managed to wrestle Carrie Miller to the pavement, almost kill myself, eat McDonalds, own the playplace, sweat off over 12 pounds, call Megan, dance alot, do my monologue right, hate almost everyone, and still have a way awesome day.

Steven, Kate, Jason and me all went out before the audition. That was fly.

Yeah, we had a rockin' time. I can't really imagine how frightening I am when I'm in "PLAYGROUND" mode though. Just.. "GRAWWWW" and it echoes everywhere and oh man.

Sweet.

Can't wait to see the callback list.

Steven also stole my Godzilla sunglasses.

Gonna get 'em.

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Smurfy — 2005-09-22T08:09:54-05:00

Ah man do I love brevity.

Beeeees.

Smurfy — 2005-09-24T01:09:45-05:00

What a long day.

I did... homecoming.

Ah, I'll have some pictures later. I guess.

It's always dark when I leave work now. Hum.

Went to school, blah blah blah, ate lunch, Katie and sara(h?) came by, they faked a nosebleed, I yelled at bees (OR WITH THEM MAYBE), blah blah blah, went to facepainting and bothered everyone and took up space, blah blah blah, dropped complaining zach off at the peace haven exit, blah blah blah, went to work work work work work, ate.

I had a red shrit on at school, and during the homecoming parade I was in.

I sweated alot.

I put this damp shirt into my trunk.

For four hours.

While I was at work. Ohhhh jeez.

That thing almost made me pass out when I put it back on. So I went to Kmart and bought a new one.

...

It smelled new. Anyway, I put more people than could or should possibly be able to fit in my car once again, drove to Emma's house, watched X2, after of course, I put the red-turtle-shell-woopin' on Steven.

Oh yeah....

...

yeah..

I'll have those pictures sometime I guess.

Anyway, yeah.

I have to work tomorow from 2-5:30ish. And I don't think I'm going to Sam's otherparty.

So, hoorah.

I'll be doing whatever.

SEE YAZ.

Here you go. No need for words.

Smurfy — 2005-09-24T01:09:42-05:00

Yeah. Satin Red gloves, dracula cape, and a red..cowboy hat.

That's me, mmhm.

Also in the picture is Mshavisham ,girlbrushedred, realhorrorshow , lifeisastage ...

Yep.

ROCK IT

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Smurfy — 2005-09-25T12:09:47-05:00

Yeah, so, me jason and kate all..

Rocked the town.

Haha, so, I mean. I was there anyway. Haha.

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Smurfy — 2005-09-25T05:09:14-05:00

THE INTERNET IS FALLING.

My entire computer is dying.

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Smurfy — 2005-09-26T02:09:33-05:00

Callbacks are tonight.

Here goes ...uh...

Here goes months of reading the play over and over again in preparation.

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Smurfy — 2005-09-26T03:09:15-05:00

HAHAHAHA WHALE.

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Smurfy — 2005-09-26T11:09:36-05:00

Callbacks were pretty good.

Jason and I went to Bojangles after we dropped Kate off, and pretty much anihilated an 8-piece box.

We have got to stop doing that someday, really.

But yeah, callbacks.

They were fine.

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Well, that sucked.

Smurfy — 2005-09-27T10:09:56-05:00

Got a ..39 on that math test I thought I aced.

I missed every single one of the true/false questions.

See, this is..

sad.

Just pure through and through sad. The thing is, I've actually started to put an effort into what I'm "learning" now at school. Except for enviromental.

Which is a joke.

Then I get things like this.

Oh well. I got an 84 on that other quiz.

But with that test counting, what, 70% of my grade, well,

Ain't that just something.

I came home and just exploded all over the place. Sure, sure, I'm going to be cryptic here so that I can avoid actually divulging any sort of relevant information into what's actually going on in my mind, but, truth be told,

I have to wonder why I wasn't watching "The Office" before.

Whew. Man.

"..Earl" and "The Office".

Best block of programming on NBC since...uh..

...

Jay kay. NBC never had any good program blocks before.

Friends?

Haha. Gay.

Because you don't deserve any better.

Smurfy — 2005-09-28T09:09:38-05:00

I was going to do a survey, then I declined.

I think not!

Today: Long, annoying, and entirely too filled with way too many people I don't really like.

In theater class today, all I could picture was me picking the table up and throwing at the wall, then kicking it in, and leaving.

After I hit someone with the table, I guess.

It was an attractive idea.

Blah blah. It wasn't purty.

After school, little improvement, saw that Kimmy girl, that girl from the mornings who broke sam's guitar, and then went to work.

Therein lies the current problem.

I missed read-through due to an error in judegement about the calendar, and mrs. hubbard won't do anything about the kimono's thing, so we're going to get to the fair late.

This makes me very very unhappy.

Thinking about it only insures that I will be very very unhappy for a few minutes.

I went back to school just in time to see practice end, and I talked to Megan sort of for awhile, then Jason and I went to Food Lion and SubWay, and had a conversation almost completely free of either of us making ::EXPLOSION:: faces or noises.

It was easily the best part of the day.

Now I'm going to look on eBay for the harmonica items I bid on.

Good day.

no subject

Smurfy — 2005-09-29T05:09:06-05:00

And..uh...

So I have the night off from any actual activities.

For the last time in what I'm sure will be a very very very long time.

Still going to the fair.

Mrs. Hubbard is insuring that I get there as late as possible and that still makes me very very unhappy, but, whatever.

I got the part. Suck it up.

It's been a long time since I've written anything interesting.

no subject

Smurfy — 2005-09-29T09:09:30-05:00

Yeah.

FANBOY LOVE.

http://ps3remote.ytmnd.com/

I will not be home until tomorow.

Smurfy — 2005-09-30T11:09:04-05:00

THE FAIR:

THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL.

Jason and Smurfy go to SpaceShip 2000

Smurfy — 2005-10-01T06:10:55-05:00

The fair: Somehow better than expected.

I went to the read-through, which lasted so long. Oh, man, was it so long.

The play is so short, it shouldn't have taken over two hours to read a little more than half the play.

But, boy, did it take that long.

Anyway, Chris decided he wanted to come, and I had to pay for him because he was out of money, then Joey wanted to come, because he was supposed to have been there many hours before, and I picked Jason up, and we asked "Why can't we be friends", by, you know, War, then we made our way to the fairgrounds.

Obviously, it was about 4-5 hours shorter this year since we got there later, and ..yeah. We only walked around the midway once, but there was lots of things to ride anyway. We did everything I wanted too.

The major theme of the night, of course, was "Ride SpaceShip 2000". THis is a centrivical force kinda ride that usually blasts hard rock music out as you spin and spin and the walls go up into the air.

Well, it was located at the very back of the midway, so we had to walk around the thing to get there, stopping periodically to ride anything that looked cool and like it wasn't about to fall apart.

Moving backwards in detail here, by this point we had met up with Kristen and Emma and Tim and Emily and Chris (who had left earlier), Melissa, Stef, Kim, Mackenzie, Steph oppermun, the exchange student girl, Jarrod... and... uhh.. I think thats it? Anyway, the fireworks started while we were in line for the flying red thing again, so we all ran for a grassy area like last year, and we all laid down and it was cool.

Like last year.

It was nice. I almost fell asleep.

Then Emma kicked me in the back of the neck. Ha..a...Ow.

Anyway, we got up, rode the .. tilt-a-whirl, made our way through various funhouses et cetera, learned that the Latin phrase "Sic Transit Gloria" means The Mother Vineyard, which is a term used to describe this huge old grapevine blah blah blah I'll detail it later. (Unless Charles Harry Whedbee lied to me) anyway,

We finally made it to SpaceShip 2000. The cool guy, nor the cool woman were driving it this year.

They didn't even have the music playing. At all.

So it was kind of a "...well'p...yeah..." kind of moment.

We were gonna go bowling afterwards(the midnight bowling thing at AMF), but everyone left except for Jason and me so we decided to not do that.

We went to Waffle House.

Yeah.

I had no idea that Waffle House was so fantastic at 1:45 AM.

Man was it cool.

I mean, Jason and I ...yeah.

I mean, my eyes were very dry. Pretty red.

And we were just sitting there laughing at saying things like "DOUBLE WAFFLE WAFFLE DOUBLE WAFFLE" and "I GOT ASH IN THE BRAIN" and it was..

Whew.

It's not funny at all, now, no.

But when it's.. well, it wasn't even really funny 10 minutes afterward there.

But it was pretty funny during that time in which we called various voicemails and screamed about double waffles.

Haha.

So yeah.

I expect some of my friends will post pictures sometime soon. I'll share 'em with you I suppose.

All in all:

I'd give it three waffles out of five.

Triple waffles.

Coming in 365 days: THE FAIR: A Four Year Analysis

Stratego.

Smurfy — 2005-10-02T09:10:43-05:00

Eh...

Yep.

Kristen's party was cool.

Best one so far this year, man.

Kudos.

Thanks for the burger, and happy birthday.

Now the fun part!

CHEMICAL RXNS.

Hahaha. I said RXNS.

Obviously, by RXNS, I meant "Reactions"

Why RXNS is the abbreviation for that,

I don't even know.

I didn't realize how great a conversational topic thinking patterns was until late last night, too.

But it sure is.

Great Great Great Great Great Etc.

Smurfy — 2005-10-03T11:10:29-05:00

After practice, I laid on the hood of my car for a good half hour and sort of just absorbed everything.

I was about a foot and a half away from just dropping out of the play, but I decided against it.

Yeah...

The sky was really pretty tonight though.

I went to the Governer's School meeting today, and man was that depressing.

It might've been because I was one of like 3 kids not actually nominated maybe?

I dunno. Or it might just be because all my test grades are just so awfully pitiful. I don't even know if I'll be able to do it. I'll probably have to work again all this summer.

Let me explain this situation.

Lately, my parents continually falling into a deeper pool of debt year after refinanciang year, I have had to assume more responsibility for pretty much everything I want/or need.

I am paying for my insurance, my food every day at school, my clothes, my car payment, gas (with some exceptions) and any other thing I happen to need, all on 6 dollars an hour.

I have to work, whether the angry Korean's or anyone else wants me too or not.

But, the thing is,

I like it.

I love having the responsibilty to take care of myself. I can look at anyone else still parasitically attached to their parents' income (Which, at this point, is still a good deal of the age range) and laugh, noting that they earned absolutely nothing of what they have.

I, however, am working at the most unhealthy pace imaginable in order to do, buy, and get what I want or need, without having to owe anyone else anything.

But yeah, still.

That pepsi thing was pretty funny today.

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-10-04T11:10:25-05:00

I made a painting for you guys who like to say "LOL"

Note, the big face is me.

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?inucwmvz040

Check it out!

GRAW.

Smurfy — 2005-10-05T11:10:48-05:00

What do I want to tell you about today...hm...

Not much, I don't think.

It's not that I don't have alot to say, I just don't remember any of it.

On one weird note, I found a book entitled "Strange Deaths" at Barnes and Nobles.

I woman named Anne planted an oak tree one day.

60 years later, it fell on her house.

And killed her!

The end.

I mean, that's terrible to laugh at, and I'm an awful person for doing it.

But it's funny, yes.

I came home and left Hannah 5 voice mails, and we so caught up... and.. uh..

So, I think maybe Roly-Poly is gonna fire me. haha. Maybe.

We'll see.

In the meantime, it's dance dance time.

I work for Koreans

Smurfy — 2005-10-06T12:10:48-05:00

I am here.

Doing nothing.

In other news, I think I am closer than ever to being fired.

I was in subway, yesterday, telling people I don't know about the place where I work (like usual), and the guy behind the counter told me that one of his friends had an interview there. Now, I'm not sure if that actually happened, but, they're all mad anyway.

I mean, even more than usual.

(ANGRY) Koreans. Who needs 'em!

Oh well. ::shrug::

ONTO THE CLASSROOM.

Too bad, so sad.

Smurfy — 2005-10-06T11:10:00-05:00

My internet is imploding again.

That, and I still don't have anything to say. It's all "MouseTrap" related.

Ajson and I did buy that Family Guy movie today. We'll watch it..sometime.

I saw Donnie Darko tonight, since I forgot to give Katie's copy to Brooke this afternoon. That's the kind of movie you gotta see at least twice. You know, so you can catch all the small details.

Drew Barrymore was in it.

Man alive. She has... certainly..

...eh..

She's not quite that attractive anymore. Haha.

Feed the machine

Smurfy — 2005-10-08T12:10:05-05:00

Man alive. It sure was raining hard at the football game. I usually don't get that wet going swimming. Regardless, I didn't ever get to see Jacque. Again. Just like freshman year.

Pah.

Coming home, visibilty was like, zero. I drove with both hands for (most of the time) once!

"Ajson" and I watched the Family Guy movie after trying to call Kate and Leah (to no avail). And, yeah. It was just three episodes of Family Guy. Put together. Sort of. Time traveling or something. I mean, don't get me wrong, it was hilarious. It was just way too much Family Guy to handle all at once, y'know?

And also, lately, I've been having thsi weird problem of falling asleep without really meaning too. It's not.. narcolepsy or whatever. I just keep falling asleep without realizing it.

In math today, for instance, we were discussing homework. Suddenly, I'm jerking awake and there's three papers on my desk I've never seen before, and everyone's leaving. I don't remember ever nodding off, being drowsy, or anything, but I missed about 20 minutes of class I think. The other night I was going to watch Death Cab For Cutie on Conan and during the commerical break I fell asleep without really noticing, and woke up the next morning still holding the remote. I think this may be a good example of "Wow, you're really not getting enough rest" disease.

In other news, shortly after school ended, I finally remembered what Captain Crunch's voice sounds like. Related to that topic: I hate doing improv in 5th period. I feel so dumb acting out a scene of "SWITCH INTERVIEW" in front of 10 people, 3 of which can't actually laugh out loud. It makes me lose my focus. I mean, just ask Kate. We keep getting in scenes together, and I keep on BLOWING A HOLE INTO EVERY ONE OF THEM.

Unrelated: That fat guy from "Last Comic Standing" is really funny to listen to on John Boy and Billy every morning.

http://waffles.ytmnd.com/

Why you givin' me the runaround.

Smurfy — 2005-10-08T10:10:29-05:00

After work, I drove all over the place.

Of course, this wasn't intentional.

I set off for the movie theater, after work, wanting to see "Wallace and Grommit". I decided that the movies were too popular today once I got there, and figured I'd go to walmart and buy "Panic Room" out of the 5.00 bin, (haha) but I forgot to turn, so I just stayed on Hanes Mall boulevard.

Annnnd then I went to target, decided their selection of movies was limited to titles like "Predator 2", and.. also.. this little gem (Which, yes, they had 7 copies of in stock) http://imdb.com/title/tt0431370/

Anyway, I left target, and too my amazement, managed to get there in one try, without the usual "Oh crap I'm at Barnes and Noble again! How amusing!" thing happening, and I went to.. SunCoast, mmhm. I found "The Truman Show", and since Jason had reminded me of how much I've always wanted to see it, I paid the outlandish price of 19.95 for a seven year old movie about reality TV before any of us knew about it (or EdTv for that matter. Which, co-incidentally, was made following The Truman Show's success, when Ron Howard bought the rights to the movie "Louis 19", which is about a man who wins a contest to be on TV for 3 months, and blah blah blah). On another note, I was reading something (I think it was TV Guide) and they noted that the first person segment in "DOOM: THE MOVIE" only lasts 4-5 minutes and it's at the very end of the movie. I was saddened by that.

Anyway, I left the mall and accidentily turned onto I-40 and ended up by the old Libby Hill (It's some other resturaunt now), got back on I-40, and then accidentily (I din't exactly know how I accidentily turn, but I do.) went back to the mall, before I finally got back on Hanes Mall Boulevard.

To conclude the trip, I bought a VAULT. For 50 cents.

Mmmm. Vault.

The End.

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

And that's pretty much it for today.

Smurfy — 2005-10-09T09:10:47-05:00

Ah, "The Truman Show" was good.

Totally worth the $20.00.

I want to see "Elizabeth Town" when it hits theaters. Yep.

Also: I totally owned that math homework for this weekend. And hey, have I ever told you how completely unreadable The Scarlet Letter is?

And holy crap, this blog index thing is awesome.

9...49 entries.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh man, I have almost made 1,000 entries in less than two years.

That is so incredibly sad.

CONAN. iPOD STYLE.

Smurfy — 2005-10-10T12:10:04-05:00

Yeah, rock it.

Http://iconan.ytmnd.com

Truly Depressing: Christmas Advertisements

Smurfy — 2005-10-10T11:10:06-05:00

I just saw a CHRISTMAS AD for Carnival Cruise Lines.

I am so incredibly depressed over this. Like, wow.

But, then as I look at the calendar, I realize, it's only 11 weeks or so until the conclusion of 2005. Like for realz.

Ah, and also, I want a new hoodie. With something cool on it. Like.. nothing. Like I just want a blue hoodie, yeah.

Gotta make me some more money.

And, oh man, I cannot believe they cancelled "Texas Justice".

I LOVED TEXAS JUSTICE.

Haha. It was on FOX.

Dog.

Smurfy — 2005-10-11T10:10:01-05:00

I got a new dog, earlier today.

A small 4 month old chocolate lab with much more energy than you could possibly ever concieve a dog having in your mind.

To be perfectly honest, I have no idea why we have a new dog.

But we do.

She's already broken out of three fences. Haha. So, tonight, she's getting to stay in the...cat thing.

But she's already eating that. So, hey.

She'll probably spend all night at.. you know.

Somewhere else. I guess.

One thing is for certain: My dachsund is very confused by this new dog.

Also, check out http://www.risingconcepts.com/frapper/mindsay

___________

Earlier today, in seventh period (Which has traditionally been a relatively stupid class in terms of my high school experience) I gave my presentation on "Preventing Erosion". Haha. Okay, so, every few slides or so, I'd have a picture of me wearing that rocker wig thing giving a stupid face and it would say: "SMURFY SAYS: 'EROSION SUCKS'" or something. Everyone laughed at that. Like, a lot. Which was cool.

Mr. Pinnix was like "I don't thinky ou have any idea what you...uh...(pause)..What you're talking about. But it was pretty good. That was.....f..(pause)funny.

So, the lesson here, kids, is that even if you're a slacker, and you've procrastinated and held off on presenting a project for a week and a half, you don't understand the material at all, and you spent all of 10 minutes putting together a slideshow, you can still rock it if you have a rocker wig.

END.

Too bad all you can play is "Jingle Bells"

Smurfy — 2005-10-12T10:10:58-05:00

My new Harmonica came in the mail yesterday, and boy is it fantastic. It's a Hohner Blues Band (I wanted Marine, but they were more expensive) in C. It plays so wonderfully, really. Oh, yes.

School pictures also went out today. I didn't go to my english class, but I went and found Mrs. Shoemaker before improv started and I got mine before the rest of them chill'uns. They're... better than last years, I guess. La de da, blah blah blah.

Speaking of Improv, it went really well today. We had some nice games and a lot of good jokes, yes, was a nice one. Practice also was lovely. We worked on Boyles' death scene and it seems a lot less..uh.. ... It sucks much much much less now. It's actually pretty suspensful, to say the least.

Now, to spend some time with my good friend, PowerPoint.

Mmyes.

No Friends Only.

Smurfy — 2005-10-13T10:10:39-05:00

Haha. A post to say I'm not posting.

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF THE INTERNETS.

End

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And as a disclaimer, I make the note (because of a whole heckuva lotta people doing thing) that this blog has never been nor will ever be friends only. or anything like that.

So, hey.

It's cool.

OHNOEZ.

Smurfy — 2005-10-14T08:10:55-05:00

Oh, goodness me, what a good surprise I got at work today.

My good friend Sharon was helping me close today.

Hang on, I have to go make "Sarcasm" hand movements now.

...

Alright.

She got mad at me for taking the trash out by myself because she said it was too dark. And she brought up the time our window got broken for some reason. I said "What has that got to do with taking the trash out?"

Too which she replied with "I don't want to call the police. Man this drink machine puts out a lot of hot air!"

I kind of ignored most of what she said after that. She thinks out loud too much, or asks you a question, then asnwers it. Either that or she'll just.. keep asking the same question.. over and over and over... She called Liz then started cussing her out again for not paying a bill or something. Then she called Asian Kim to complain about Liz not paying the bill. Blah blah blah blah blah.

I ended up not even leaving until almost 8:15. My usual "Step-off" time, as I like to call it, is about 7:30 or so. And I had nothing to do, as she's much too paranoid to leave the store at night time.

Anywayz.

.....

I need more PIX.

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Sorryz, but I gots ta.

Smurfy — 2005-10-14T11:10:14-05:00

Final Fantasy Twelve. AND MORE.

http://finalfantasyxiidelay.ytmnd.com/

http://hurrrita.ytmnd.com/

http://alcohololol.ytmnd.com/

http://ytmndismanythings.ytmnd.com/

GO GO BILL OREILY

http://lyingdildoman.ytmnd.com/

THE TEST.

Smurfy — 2005-10-15T06:10:47-05:00

Whew.

Man, what a weird day.

So I got up at about 7:30 this morning to get ready for my big 5th grade aptitude test!

You know. Since I never took it. Anyway, I managed to get all the way downtown and stuff without dying or blowing up or getting lost in general (Like usual).

As soon as I got out of my car, someone pulled up behind me and yelled "Morgan! Yay! You just made my day!" And it was Sarah Kelly! Hooray. We walked over the lake there, and went in and sat in the cafeteria. We saw Sam, then Madison, then Kate, and a few others, and we all sat down there at the table and talked about.. stuff you talk aboutat 8:40 or so. At that point, it was like, us, and a sea of 2nd and 5th graders. Hahaha. Woo. Anyway. We were then ushered upstairs, where we took.. the test.

Man, it was a fun test. I got all my questions answered (barely) and I think I did pretty good. I hope I do, because the more I think about it, the more I want to go to Governer's School.

The class, though, man.

We were all at these little tiny desks, and the chairs had tennis balls on them like in 8th grade, and it was crazy.

In my desk there was a sticky note on top of all this kids stuff. It said:

"Do not TOUCH my stuff it is Importent to me and its mine so if you touch it BEWARE. -Matthew"

So of course, I wrote on the back of it:

"Hi matt! I'm Smurfy. I didn't touch anything but your ruler, because it had magnets on it. Laterz"

The part of that story is that even with the misspelled word and all, his handwriting looked much much much better than mine.

There was this weird analogy on this test, okay? Um...

This was the last question in the analogy section. I did not get this one.

It had a picture of an apple with a slice taken out of it, and a picture of a ducks foot.

Under it was a picture of a quarter, and you had to guess what went with it. Your choices were

A human foot, a nose, an animal of some kind, and a hoof.

I had no idea what on earth it was talking about, but I guessed hoof.

I mentioned that later, after the test, and everyone was like "haha."

Anyway, we got to leave early 'cause we were done, and we all ran out and left mmhm.

Sam Rosen, Kate, Sarah and I all went to the playground there, and we messed around for awhile. Sam got bored and left, and we talked for awhile. Sarah, Kate and I played tag (for like, 68 seconds) and looked at a spider and wondered why west didn't have a playground. Ana came over there for a minute or two, then Kate's mom came. Sarah and I decided to go play DDR over at It's About Games, like, 500 feet away from roly poly. We played like, 6 games. Haha. That was the best. I didn't even play begginers mode! And I didn't fail! Hooray!

Me and her both ran out of money so we laughed and made fun of nerds, then I realized I had like, jolted one of my contacts out of my eye. Then I went to work. By that time it was about 11:30.

Well, hang on. I played a lot of DDR, right?

Well the thing is, my feet and everything were fine. But my WRIST was hurting. WEIRD HUH?

Anyway....

The guy who works over at Capital One was arrested. Haha.

I never did like Capital One Guy.

And now I'm home.

WACKY!

Myes.

Smurfy — 2005-10-16T04:10:12-05:00

SUPERFLY

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Smurfy — 2005-10-16T10:10:36-05:00

SUPAR NEW HEADER W/ POEM THNX.

LATER.

Hmphrguh.

Smurfy — 2005-10-17T09:10:24-05:00

Today is one of those days where you kind of don't really know what exactly happened and when... but you know that something indeed did happen, and you just missed it by the blink of an eye.

Ever have days like that?

Anyway, I'm going to start writing ideas down for that idea we spoke about at practice. I've got so many different things in my head it's gonna take hours to get them all out. Plus homework on top of that. Anyway...

I feel like Act I tonight was just dazzling considering it was the first time we'd been off book. The only place where we crashed was in the first scene with Trotter. Really, that's amazing. I am so pleased with the whole thing. Plus we got our coats tonight! When I wear that big trenchcoat with my red sunglasses, I look like a poorly copied Vash from "Trigun". But that's cool. I can dig it.

But, coming home, I stopped by food lion to buy a vault outside for 50 cents, and I parked in front of a police car. I got out with my trenchcoat on and I got some funny looks from the fellow. Maybe I should have taken it off first. Haha. Oh well. I'm just your average run of the mill felon that no one has suspected or discovered yet.

Guess I'll have to keep my eyes open, won't I.

Have a goodnight, Ladies and Gentlemen.

See you tomorow!

My notes, my lines, my stuff.

Smurfy — 2005-10-18T06:10:53-05:00

So, I left my playbook in the auditorium yesterday I think, unless I've just misplaced it.

I am very frustrated about that.

Boy am I glad today is tuesday. I got two hours of quality tv to watch tonight.

Yeah, so I watch Law And Order now.

What you gonna do about it?

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Yeah. That's me alright.

Smurfy — 2005-10-18T11:10:38-05:00

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Smurfy — 2005-10-19T09:10:24-05:00

Tonight?

Oh, mhoppfh.

Much better.

No practice forever!!111one

Smurfy — 2005-10-20T05:10:06-05:00

So we didn't have practice today. I picked up some ladies. And Jason.

And we went cruisin', yah.

Went to McDonalds, sat at the big table (AN DBY BIG I MEAN THE TINY TABLE) and we ate our dollar menu food with gusto.

Katie actually had so much dollar caramel sundae she practically burst open. NO LIE.

Kate ahd a pickle on her cheeseburger.

I would kill a man to have a pickle on my burger at school.

Just..one pickle.

(Note: at school, our cheeseburger come with cheese. The end. THATS IT.)

Also, Jason got food.

A plastic fish sandiwhc.

I just had a wonderful cup of dr. pepper to be honest. It was nice.

Now I think I'll go do that project I've been needing to do for the past 7 weeks.

haha. Slacker.

Black and White.

Smurfy — 2005-10-20T11:10:41-05:00

Man, I really want to see "Goodnight and Good luck".

Too bad it's not playing like, anywhere within the state. HO HUM.

It really looks like an incredible movie though.

HAPPY MOLE DAY :D

Smurfy — 2005-10-21T11:10:32-05:00

Gracious. What a week!

So, ladies and gentlemen, the weekm along with another day, and a very interesting amount of improv in 5th period, is over. So is work, and so is "Greg The Bunny".

In 5th period, Sheppard wrote down the scene of "Smurfy And Kate In Paris". We decided, hey, why not SWITCH CHARACTERS LOLOLOL. So we did. Kate began impersonating me, and I stood there speechless because I suddenly realized how come it's so impossible to have a conversation with me. I mean, Kate did a pretty good job with the run and the making out with inanimate objects and the whispering an.. Yeah. I just sort of stood there trying my best not to fall over laughing. I tried to make a couple jokes, but, hey, how can you compete with me? Uproarious laughter. I might have pictures of it later that Sarah took.

Also, Jason went to see The STONES! Hahaha. Marijuana.

But, folks, really, this is the important part.

----------TODAY WAS MOLE DAY-----------

That's right, mole day. My favorite day of the year. It's the day when everyone in chemistry (not me) makes a stuffed mole and brings it to their chemistry class and has a big party. Well, I have never made a mole. That's right. I haven't. But you guys, I love Mole Day. Mole day mole day mole day. It's just such a happy time, Mole Day.

In other news, I finally got my new hoodie. It's dark grey. And there's no weird dragons on it this year. OH! Yes, and I found this cool shirt that said on it in big bold black letters "I MAKE STUFF UP". I was gonna buy it, but then I saw this CD called "MoTown Remixed", which is all these fantastic songs from the mowtown era all remixed and fantastic. I can't resist anything with the word "REMIX" in the title (Including that terrible 7-up drink), so I bought it instead. And then I got some shoes. I have to wear a size eleven now. An eleven.

It's so outrageously disproportionate to look at. These feet, these feet. Haha. They look like clown shoes.

__________________________________________

I came up with this summary of my blog during lunch today.

If "Seinfeld" was a blog,

I would be a blog on ABC,

That was ripping it off.

Constantly.

I had to. I am so sorry.

Smurfy — 2005-10-22T05:10:45-05:00

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

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Smurfy — 2005-10-22T08:10:41-05:00

Ah, I think the song file broke.

Oh well.

It was cool though.

SANITIZE O_O

Smurfy — 2005-10-23T02:10:35-05:00

Yesterday, whilst I was working at the lovely resturaunt known as Roly Poly Sandwiches, there was a couple there with a little girl. Before they started to eat their food, the Mom started yelling at the kid and shouting

"NICOLE, SANITIZE! SANITIZE! SANITIZE!"

Now, the kid was like, 3 at the most or something. She had a little peanut butter and jelly wrap with a bag of HEALTHY WHEAT GRAIN SUNCHIPS and all that mess, and the mom throws this industrial sized bottle of hand sanitizer across the table, and the kid just ignores it and keeps eating her peanut butter and jelly wrap, and the Mom just went crazy and started talking about how she was going to get sick and blah blah blah.

I started laughing behind the counter, and ate a pack of the soup crackers.

Man, I got some kinda dirty look from that woman.

Meanwhile, the Father watched the football game and ignored the entire situation.

Moral of the story:

"Hygiene! It's for middle aged women!"™

The End.

True that.

Smurfy — 2005-10-24T12:10:20-05:00

At a funeral home, your body is simply a conversation piece.

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Smurfy — 2005-10-24T12:10:56-05:00

Now.

There is ANOTHER

RoflCopter1

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Smurfy — 2005-10-24T09:10:00-05:00

Wow, so.

MouseTrap is coming along just nicely.

I'm beggining to rather like it, I suppose.

Geh. Winter Weather.

Smurfy — 2005-10-24T11:10:50-05:00

There's always something about this sort of weather we're having now that is just such a drag.

I think it has something to do with freshman year or something.

But man, whenever it gets cold like this and the hoodies come out and the grounds of west forysth become completely brown, the tree's just look skeleton-like, and the whole campus is just surrounded in that nasty misty fog, ...

There's something about it that just makes you positively happy and truly sad all at once.

It's a sick little sadistic love affair I have with this weather.

Onward.

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Best of you

Smurfy — 2005-10-25T09:10:26-05:00

That song by the Foo Fighters, "Best of you", has the most unusual power to draw out of you the most inexplicable memories for some reason.

Sometimes it's a nuisance and you can't really listen to it.

And sometimes, it's a welcome little gift.

I think once you get a little depressed, after awhile you have to capture more and more intense, powerful feelings just to keep that low going. The song really captures that.

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Smurfy — 2005-10-26T03:10:18-05:00

Ah-huh. Truly madly.

Smurfy — 2005-10-26T08:10:49-05:00

There was a nice time after school today. We talked for a good long time! I love that sort of thing. Can't get enough of it really. I would rather listen to everyone else talk than say muhc in those big group conversations that happen every now and then. Sometimes I forget which one I prefer though.

The math qaurter test was way easy. I didn't finish though.

And practice got out way early. So I have a whole hour and a half of extra time. What am I gonna do with it?

Oh, um,

I think I'll waste it.

The Internets HAVE to care.

Smurfy — 2005-10-26T11:10:00-05:00

Be Hot.

Be Cool.

Just be.

New header.

Withdrawal.

Smurfy — 2005-10-27T11:10:55-05:00

Whew.

It sure has been a day, for sure.

I finally bought "Hot Fuss". The limited edition with the three extra songs or whatever. After having it for a few hours, I kind of question why I didn't buy it, you know.

Back when it came out almost a year ago.

In other news,

Haha, Harriet Mier's withdrew her nomination.

I'm glad that's over with.

I didn't want to leave.

Smurfy — 2005-10-29T02:10:54-05:00

Brooke's party sure was something, ladies and gentlemen.

I'll tell you about it later.

I'm gonna go wash 3 hours worth of smoke from the fire out of my lungs now.

My voice is all sexy though. You know it. Rawr.

Party Analysis: Because I can

Smurfy — 2005-10-29T07:10:41-05:00

At 6:50 or so I left to go pick up Melissa earlier than I had previusly expected, because due to some miracle Roly Poly closed an hour early and I was happy. I talked to Melissa's Mom for a minute (I don't think she remembered me from freshman year. One can only figure that that would be a good thing). We picked Jason up, and was off. Hooray.

A little after 7:10 or so we arrived at Brookes house, And Michael Hurst came outside, and down the steps. I was like. WHAMICHAELHURST--GGWWAAAAHH Because just then he had unloaded a whole can of silly string right on top of me. Now, I could retaliate. OR SO I THOUGHT. I ran for my trunk and grabbed the bottle of silly string I conveinently keep hidden there, but sadly, what I didn't accidentily spray in my mouth, was already gone, and the bottle was empy. Michael Hurst had won. Forever. I trailed back to my car covered in the mess of at least 6 oz. of the stuff, and threw the lid at my car. Inside we went.

I proudly wore my "Ghetto Batman" outfit into the living room, which consisted of a Batman mask I bought at walmart 3 or 4 months ago for 5.00, a trenchcoat I have for the play, the same inside out black tshirt I wore last year, some jeans I wear every day, and a paper plate tape to my chest that said "BAT LOGO!" Shortly afterward, I ripped it off, but kept putting it back on for the rest of the evening.

The next wave of the party consisted of arrival's by the rest of the hooligan's who weren't already there. In attendence, as I can recall, (and this is for the whole evening, not just at that moment)

Brooke
Ryan J.
Ryan V.
Me
Melissa
Jason
Morgan
Morgan's boyfriend
Sarah Vroom
Folmer
Michael Hurst
Brittany
Steph
Blake
Garret
LittleJoe
Somegirlwithlittlejoe
Hilton
Amy
Jared
Dana
Kate
Ashely
Sarah Shep.
Wes
WhoreLeah
Leah Stilphen
Ashley Koewing
That guy wearing the george bush mask
Katie
Sara
And the rest! I don't want to bother racking my head for anymore names.

Anyway, we sat in the living room for a long long awkward time. It's that point in the party when you haven't done enough to feel like doing much. You know. That thing. We moved back and forth from the living room to the fire and back until we ate. At which point I finally gave up on being inside and went out to the fire before they started watching any movies. I sat down in the last plastic chair before the folding ones started, and there I stayed for the next 2 and a half- three hours.

We played "Truth Or Dare" for a good long time, which was mainly everyone just yelling at someone else to hurry up and think of something that wasn't "GET IN THE FIRE NAKED" or "GET IN THE FIRE WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON" or "EAT A LEAF". Seriously. Wes wouldn't eat a leaf. And then once he did, (Or rather, pretended, later I looked and there were indeed, two leaves beside his chair) he began screaming about how it tasted like crap and blah blah blah. Whatever. I was mellow. It was mellow!

Mmmm.

It was grand. I love that mellow kinda feel, when, you know, no one's running around and stuff, but it's still just fantastic. I can't get enoguh of that.

About 1 or so, I went up to Brookes' bedroom where they were watching "Chicago", and I was up there with Dana, Steph, Brittany, Amy, and Hilton and Wes who eventually left. After 20 minutes or so. That was nice. Relaxed, anyway.

About 1:40, I finally left with Jason and Melissa, dropped them off, (after melissa and I took pictures of deer that probably wont come out) and got home right at about 2:20.

This year was way better than last year's, you know?

S'cool.

I'm gonna go eat some chicken now. Laterz.

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

To take a cue from Misteroo.

Smurfy — 2005-10-30T03:10:27-05:00

I definitelly didn't see Saw II last night.

What I did see, I'm sure, was "A History Of Violence".

The point of the movie is to show how violence creates violence and blah blah blah.

The message is completely and utterly lost on me. The point? Nullified.

I, personally, just wanted more mob violence!

The movie is good and all, but still.

FAIL'D!

FIREFOX. GRAW!

Smurfy — 2005-10-30T09:10:58-05:00

Just as a note:

I think every blog on MindSay looks better when viewed through FireFox.

Maybe I'm just crrrrrazy. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Intersession: Day One

Smurfy — 2005-10-31T02:10:09-05:00

   Oh, how har dit is to wake up at 7 during break. It's something only a madman would do. A madman...like.. ME....

     I got to school about 10 minutes early (7:50) or so, and saw Misses HugHeart and Kristen and Dru and all that good stuff, walked into class, blah blah blah. Mr. Ezzell was our teacher I think? It's the loud guy who yells a lot (WEEEEEEIRD.). At one point he was dribbling a basketball and after that he was hitting a coffee can with a metal/gold bookmark.

     The point is, I spent a good four hours doing 6 worksheets. Slowly. So very very slowly. We were given a 10 minute break at one point. What does any good idiot do on a ten minute break? He goes out to eat! DUR! Kristen and I raced to BoJangles and she cheated so she won. I got a biscuit. Mmm. A biscuit. I got back with about 45 seconds left. Score one. Kristen, however, got the wrong drink. As in, "I ordered a Dr. pepper and they gave me sweet tea WHHHAAA". She deserved it for cheating. Brandon Calloway drank her tea shortly afterwards.

     Now I've gotta do about 30 problems or so before the man'll let us go into class again tomorow. Man, he's..so.. Like, at one point, he just started yelling out the ntoes instead of saying them. "THE ANSWER TO 23 IS WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT!" And the janitors were laughing. We were all just sort of sitting there. I mean, well, I was laughing. Graw.

     Well, whatever. It's cool. I'm gonna pass now, so this is fly.

     Last night, moving backwards, I watched the DVD we had of "TombStone" I didn't realize we had. Or, you know. I would have watched it a long time ago. That, man, that is a really awesome film right there. I think I'm gonna watch it again. Unless someone is doing something today for halloween. That'd rock.

     Someone do something. Yeah. You.

     But for now, I believe I'll go walk outside.

          :::End Broadcast:::

That craaaazy goldfish.

Smurfy — 2005-11-01T05:11:43-05:00

That egg finally hatched. It was a goldfish.

Pshaw. I wanted a.. monkey or something.

I got no time to write about last night though. Gonna get ready to.. eat or something.

I'll fill you in later. Oh, I did get a haircut though. Looks...

about the same as last time.

Graw.

Ah, whatever.

Saw II, Intersession, and a couple of guys who were up to no good.

Smurfy — 2005-11-02T01:11:24-05:00

Whew.

Yeah, I'm gonna get on the bandwagon about this one here (Oh, there is definitelly a bandwagon). Saw II is an excellent movie. I was sad way back when I saw the first one because the directing was by a different person, and I thought I smelled the inevitable odor of suck , but it didn't really affect it. The writing is still great, and the inevitable twist came and sent me reeling. It was just superb.

Whew.

Steafanie's dad bought our tickets, which was good, because it meant we didn't have to wing it anymore. I picked up the rest of the kids going to see it. Included in the cast was Melissa, Jason, Katie and the Indespensible Sara and Joel. Haha. Well, I didn't pick Joel up. But he was there anyway. Also, Lee Hill.

We saw Jon and Heather and.. uh.. .. I forget the other girls name. And some other people. For once. S'cool. Anyway, after the movie was over went to Waffle House (or Rofl House, if you're into that sort of thing.) and ..stayed there for about an hour or so. Then we all came tumbling back.

And, also, intercession ended today. Surprisingly enough, I'm kind of gonna miss it. I think I ..well, he didn't really teach? But, I feel like I can handle ..first quarter math better now, like, a lot. I like Mr. Edwards. He's just so.. un.. orthodox. I made a 84.5 on the retest. Ladies and Gentlemen, that is like,

Super.

I stopped by SubWay after that, and now I'm home, enjoying a delcious meal of Pepperoni with black olives and pickles on 12 inch white with American cheese, and my good friend Vault Cola.

Now I have some business to attend to.

G'day!

Triple Graw.

Smurfy — 2005-11-02T08:11:18-05:00

Ah.

Well, practice was....

....

weird.

I am going to go do homework or something that I've had for a week that.. I haven't done.

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

It wasn't the same really.

Smurfy — 2005-11-03T10:11:21-05:00

    So, in practice with Act 2, I was sitting there, waiting for Giles to accuse me like every night so I could get mad and yell and run off and whatever.

    Funny thing happened though. I was sitting there holding a pen like I usually do (or a pencil, whatever). He started the lines, and, I don't exactly know what happened. With everything in my head, it felt sensible.

    I started shaking, while he was talking, and in 5 seconds I'd just gone through 4 years of pictures. There are several levels of anger, really. Irritance, frustration, rage, to fury and over.. All that mess. I honestly have never felt that strongly in my life. I broke the pen into three pieces when I stood up. I heard one of them hit the floor.

    I really don't remember what I did or said after that. I really don't have any idea of what I was doing. I wasn't in control. I said my lines I guess.

    When I threw my head on that table, I couldn't stop shaking, and my eyes wouldn't stop running around my head. A few honest tears came down my cheeks. Hot passionate tears withheld for so long. I wiped them off while I was looking down and I got up and went offstage to cool off while I wasn't on. Kate said something. I can't remember. I just went backstage and sat down after that.

    This is has been one of the most confusing, long-winded, irritating, sheerly messed-up days I've had this school year.

    I hate this time of year.

A selection from "The Wasp"

Smurfy — 2005-11-05T01:11:23-05:00

We're reading this play in Theater right not, and I think it's just a riot. I love the thing, to be honest. I typed out a couple of parts I like...

Dad: You see, son, a bicycle is a luxury item. You know what a luxury items is?

Son: No.

Dad: A luxury item is a thing that you have that annoys other people that you have it. Like our very green lawn. That's a luxury item. Oh, it could be less green I suppose, but that's not what it's about. I work on that lawn, maybe more than I should, and I pour a little bit o'money into it, but it's a luxury item for me, out there to annoy the others. And let's be fair, they have their luxury items that annoy me. On the corner, that mailbox made out of a ship's chain. Now there's no way I wouldn't like that out in front of our house but I went for the lawn. What I'm getting at is that you have to work for a luxury item. So if you want that bicycle, you're going to have to work for it. Now, I've got a little lot downtown that we've had for several years, and if you wanted to go down there on weekends and after school and put up a building on it, I think we could get you that bicycle.

__________________

Son: Premier.. Premier.. Come in Premier.

Male Voice: Yes?

Son: How are things on Lepton?

Male Voice: Three hundred and eighty-five degrees Fahrenheit. It rained molten steel. Now that’s cold.

Son: Tell me again, OK?

Male Voice: Again?

Son: I need it now.

Male Voice: As yes. You were four and you were granted the Vision.

Son: Yes.

Male Voice: So much is credited to the Gene Pool these days. But the Gene Pool is nothing compared to the Vision. It’s really what I enjoy doing most. Placing the Vision where it’s least expected. Anyway, you need to hear it?

Son: Yes.

Male Voice: All right. Her skin will be rose on white. She will come to you, her breath on your mouth. She will speak words voicelessly which you will understand because of the movement of her lips on yours. Her hand will be on the small of your back and her fingers will be as blades. Your blood will pool around you. You will receive a transfusion of a clear liquid that has been exactly measured. That liquid will be sadness. And then, whatever her name may be, Carol, Susan, Virginia, then, she will die and you will mourn her. Her death will be complete and final in all respects but this: she will be alive, and with someone else. But time and again you will walk in, always at the same age you are now, with your arms open, your heart as big as the moon, not anticipating the total eclipse. They call you a WASP, but it’s women who have the stingers. However, you will have a gift. A gift so wonderful that it will take you through the days and nights until the end of your life.

Son: I’m getting a gift? What is it?

Male Voice: The desire to work. (Fade out)

So, it was "Yes".

Smurfy — 2005-11-05T09:11:38-05:00

I bought these two wonderful books at Goodwill. (Books with COMEDY)

"Wurst Seller" by Wallace Tripp, and "101 Uses For A Dead Cat". by Simon Bond.

All's I need now is "The Book Of Bunny Suicides" by Andy Riley.

Anyone ever read any of those?

'Cause they're nice.

And, now that I think about it, uh..wait. It's gone. Nevermind.

Newayz.

Yeah. S'been a real nice day.

Blogging Average.

Smurfy — 2005-11-06T03:11:30-05:00

Let's talk about blogging averages. Because I need something to write home about.

So, I've been on Mindsay for approx. 77 weeks. That gives you 539 days. Roughly. And, this is my 991st blog entry.

Let's do some math here.

991 Divided by 539.

Equals.

Roughly, 1.84 blog entries a day.

Or, if you wanna round, two. So, at the same time that I get these feelings of "It sort of sounds like I might have a life", I sorta know that because I have a 1.84 blogging average, I most certainly do not.

It is kinda funny though!

On another note, I got to hear from Mr. T. again. Thank goodness. Although, I still contest the do-rag.

GRAW.

Smurfy — 2005-11-07T10:11:08-05:00

Hoorah.

I got to school so late today I had to park in lot two.

I hate lot two.

But hey, I'll get over it. But, man, I got nothing to say. Nothing to say that isn't..play-related anyway. Potter dropped by the auditorium for awhile. That guy is still way-awesome. His play starts tomorow. I really wish I could go see it, but we have practice over every night of it. They light a guy on fire in the show. Man. That's just, excuse my words, da bomb.

In other news, wearing a scarf and a toboggan makes you not look like you. Or so they say!

I need a break from homework. Here it is.

Smurfy — 2005-11-08T10:11:55-05:00

I am having such a wonderful week.

And, in case you were wondering(which you weren't, I really hope), my next post will be number 1000. Woohoo. Maybe I'll post some big retrospective or something. I dunno. We'll..see. I really hope you don't look forward to that.

So, uh, today, we.. well, I'm still sort of mad about this, a little I think, we got kicked out of the auditorium. Blah blah blah. I tried to flag you down when you were leaving Jason, but we went to Kimono's. We didn't stay too long though. Er, Brooke and Kate didn't. I took them home.

David told a joke today. After school. This joke lasted roughly 51 minutes. Entitled, "Matt, The Monk, and The Monestary". I am almost postive that's not how monestary is spelled, but, hey, spell check is for lame-o's. And...Asian exchange students. Anyway, the joke was basically a 50 minute and 30 second long extension of a one-liner you can tell for the same laugh. With.. haha, less frustration. I think I'm gonna type it out here someday. You'll like it.

But yeah. Ladies, Gentlemen;

I am very happy.

Laterz.

Number 1000

Smurfy — 2005-11-09T10:11:18-05:00

So. I guess in response to this "milestone", I should post some sort of reflection on why exactly it is that I continue to inform hundreds of people I've never met what exactly it is I do every day, what I think, and why all of those same people should care.

Well, to be frank, I have no idea what compulsive egotistical desire it is that makes me feel a need to give you all of these details. Not a clue. Personally, I think that it's more of an opportunity to have tangible evidence of (What you would hope to be) a maturing sense of thought and lifestyle.

So, as a result, day in and day out, I continue to provide you with mindless details giving anyone curious enough to click the name "Smurfy" on a Recent Visitors chart a mildly amusing, occasionally comedic, and terribly confusing trip to the inner reaches of my mind.

And that's the only thoughts I have about it. Do I feel that blogs are a necessary part of my life? Sometimes, yes. Well... not really...necessary, but, ...genuinely.. appreciated. It's a big world. Having this little forum for expressing whatever it is we're thinking allows us to stay connected. I don't get to see everyone all the time. But I can read what they're thinking, and respond to them. I think this generation, the one that accepts these new technologies as part of a daily routine, part of their lives, will continue to stay in touch with people that A)They would ordinarily lose due to careers, movements, and various other canyons in social interaction, or B) People that they would have never met at all.

Blogs are the coffee shops, the small smokey taverns of dreamers and revolutionaries in our time. Not all of our ideals are correct. Not all of our opinions about politics, foreign and domestic, matter. The point is, we can express them, and you can share them with people who feel the same way.

So, to answer my previous question, Why do I blog?

I blog to stay connected. I blog to relate to others about my thoughts. I blog to understand your opinions. I blog because I want to look back and be able to see how much I've changed throughout my use of this forum for mass communication. Blogs, no, are not necessary. They are simply an amazing tool you can use to further any particular love that you have. Whether it be the thoughts and aspirations of a dreamer, some nameless poet who gives his artwork to us for no cost and asks only for our criticisms, or some romantically challenged teenager spilling the angst of his life into the digital pages of a never-ending book.

I love blogging, because I love people. I want to know as much about as many people as I can.

Which is why I won't stop writing after 2000. After 3000. It's why I will continue until I can no longer think. Because then, and only then, will I run out of things to say.

Have a nice evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Whew. Nice.

Smurfy — 2005-11-11T12:11:20-05:00

Wow.

Reynolds Auditorium, yeah.

That was amazing.

SHYEAH.

Smurfy — 2005-11-11T08:11:27-05:00

Did some tech work today, huyeah.

S'cool.

I ended up not being able to go to Katie's. It's cool though. She just better get that paper done. Graw.

But, seriously our set for the play is like awesome. It's so much easier for me to get into character when I have that sort of enviroment around me. We did some really cool stuff in Act I today that we've never done before just because everything is right there. Performances start next thursday. I can't waaait. Tomorow's just gonna be..insane though. Like, 12 until.. 7ish.

Better get lots of sleep..

Week One

Smurfy — 2005-11-13T12:11:16-05:00

    Haha. I was out for almost 12 hours. But, man. It was so worth it. I woke up kind of early so I could go eat some of my Grandma's vegetable soup, up the road, and after eating three bowls of that for breakfast, I went to Katie's to get her gas fire-log's for the play, and, of course, Katie. After that I got Jason and we made it to school on time after everything, so no one had to do any laps. Jarrod, Jason and I went to Bojangles, got breakfast, and came back to west, blah blah blah, practice, practice, lineeeeeeees.

    I've gotten to the point now, after so many practices, that I don't really have to think about most of my lines before I say them, I just know exactly what to say. I love that. It makes you feel even more in character all the time. S'nice. Our second run through, after we went to McAllistars or whatever, was like, awesome.

    Everyone's just doing so good now. I'm so excited!

    I think I'm gonna go take a shower or something now though.

    GRAW.

    The show is thursday. I hope we have good crowds. 'Cuz that'll rocccccck.

Oh man, this is my favorite day of the month.

Smurfy — 2005-11-13T03:11:42-05:00

Is it weird that I find balancing my checkbook fun?

I think that qualifies me for "Loser" status.

I sure hope it does. I don't really know what I can do to.. top that really.

Unless, I did this:

Main Entry: Dictator

Part of Speech: noun

Definition: ruler

Synonyms:

absolutist, adviser, autocrat, baron, boss, caesar, caliph, chief, commander, czar, despot, disciplinarian, duce, emir, fascist, kaiser, lama, leader, lord, magnate, martinet, master, mogul, oligarch, oppressor, overlord, rajah, ringleader, sachem, shah, sheik, slave driver, strongman, sultan, taskmaster, terrorist, tycoon, tyrant, usurper, big gun, big wheel, bigwig, boss, captain, chieftain, commander, Dictator, director, duke, foreman, general, governor, head, head man, honcho, hyas tyee, key player, king, leader, lord, manager, master, monarch, ogema, overlord, overseer, president, prince, principal, proprietor, ringleader, ruler, sachem, sovereign, superintendent, supervisor, suzerain, top brass, tyee, absolute ruler, absolutist, authoritarian, autocrat, bully, czar, despot, Dictator, Hitler, inquisitor, martinet, oppressor, slave driver, democrat, strong man.

Haha. That.. word better be in there somewhere...

I think ogema works best.

I get around it.

Smurfy — 2005-11-13T05:11:58-05:00

Haha. Im running out of pictures to use in my icons and headers that have my hair before it was cut in them.

I guess I'll have to take new ones soon.

But it's cool. It's getting long again anyway.

You'll never know the difference! Ha-Ha-Ha!

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

My poor, poor arteries.

Smurfy — 2005-11-14T10:11:40-05:00

Eeeh. The week where I finally have an excuse for doing nothing instead of just being lazy has begun.

Tonight, during the "Intense" scenes, I nearly blew my own eyes out of my head. They really hurt now.

I'm going to hurt myself yet, I say.

Also, on the way home, I saw those deer outside that fence again. I drove slow and they all just stared at me.I counted 7.

I hate it when deer stare at you.

Graw.

ThursdayFridayS...

Smurfy — 2005-11-15T11:11:59-05:00

One more practice.

Cheers.

Then, work on monday. Yes, as per the meeting with Kim today. I guess two of my bosses are coming to the show saturday. And then I have a job again monday.

Whee.

Also, I think Katie's parents are going to kill me if she gets home late again.

Candy Box

Smurfy — 2005-11-17T11:11:54-05:00

"I reached into the box of candy and all I came up with was four 'Fatty Ratty''s."

-Katie Trosan.

Ain't she just beautiful?

_________

So, right, the show was tonight, right?

Wow.

The audience reactions were awesome. The show was so so so smooth.

I am so proud of everyone. There was some really really good moments.

You guys rocked.

Two more to go.

IR A PIE.::Second night, same as the first! ::sings

Smurfy — 2005-11-19T02:11:48-05:00

Second night, same as the first!

::sings::

Anyway, shyeah.

I'm hoping we rock hard tomorow for our last show.

I'm not going to have any idea what to do when this is over. Musical auditions aren't until January...

Also, I feel, oddly enough, a slight tinge of "Depressed".

I think I'm just tired. I don't think I'm going to Mad Breakfast tomorow. I'm sleeping until 4.

If only I could fall alseep now.

The Cast (Pardon my resizing abilites)

Smurfy — 2005-11-20T01:11:58-05:00

Here we are. From the pie-in-the-face-of-smurfy to my bow to the casts bow to.. techies.. I have like, 9000 more. I'll post them later. I decided the stage makeup thing works pretty good for me.

Strike

Smurfy — 2005-11-20T05:11:39-05:00

The set's down now. Lovely.

We're renting the set out to my church, oddly enough, for a good deal of money. It's very nice.

Strike always produces the most melancholy of emotions though. You dedicate a hundred hours to a show, do it three times, tear it down, and all that's left is a bunch of memories, and occasionally a poor quality HI-8 tape that is almost completely inaudible.

Anyway, before strike today, there was one last performance of "A Mad Breakfast". I was like, wow, there are actually a lot of people here. After that, we had the "Understudy" performance, and.. uh..

Haha.

Yeah.

There was about a minute where everyone in the auditorium (Including the actors) was just laughing uncontrollably.

Seriously, that was like, funny.

Haha. When I walked on-stage...

well.

Let me describe what exactly happened here.

I was wearing a dress.

I had oranges in my shirt. Yeah. tigolbitties.

And..uh..

..

Yeah.

It was.. funny.

Well.

Also, very very sad.

If, in fact, there was any dignity left in me,

My freinds,

it is now quite gone.

IT IS SO BRISK.

Smurfy — 2005-11-22T10:11:03-05:00

I cannot stop falling asleep at school.

Almost every single class today, man.

I did go back to work yesterday, however.

I still, somehow, have a job. Within 30 minutes of being back after 3 weeks, I was already listening to them fight again. It gets so repetitive, the things they whine about all the time. Blah blah blah. I portioned 50 pounds of ham. I never ever want to eat ham again. I mean, I was literally sitting there for an hour and a half measuring out 4 and a half ounces of ham. rolling 4 and a half ounces of ham. Ham ham ham ham.

Just, so much ham.

Today was chicken salad portioning day. It smells bad. Not as bad as.. ham though.

Gah. Ham.

Mrs. Shoaf came though. Haha. She's been coming in there every tuesday for like, 3 months. I've never been in there on a tuesday since July though, so I've missed her. Abbey was there too. I sort of scared them. I saw 'em walk in, so I snuck around the large snapple machine and I was like

"I'm not serving either of you"

And they stepped back and were all "W..whoa. How long have you been working here?"

AND IM LIKE, WHOAZ, LIKE, SIX MONTHS ^____________________________________________^

Yeah. I talked to them for a good 5, 6 minutes. Mrs. Shoaf wanted to hear the "Why do they call you Smurfy" story.

I think I'm going to adapt it into a play. Or a short story at least.

Which reminds me, I've been working on this weird.. sorta.. I guess it's like that weird play I wrote about those two kids playing checkers and chess awhile back.

I'll show you some of it sometime.

I gotta go write some ..poem or something now.

Did I mention how brisk it was today?

It was so BRISK.

-=End=-

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Beep.

Smurfy — 2005-11-23T05:11:22-05:00

Ah, fire-drill season.

My favorite time of the year.

It's like five minutes of recess.

Yeahboy.

Gah. I seriously hate it when I know I meant to write something down on here and I completely forget. Hmm... Although, after I bought the tickets to the movie later tonight, I was trying to get over into the other lane and this guy in a minivan flicked me off and hit his windshield when I let him go by before switching lanes.

I was like.

Man.

You're very fat.

(Trust me, he was a very very fat man.)

I think fat people are 10X more likely to flick you off.

Especially fat guys in red minivans.

Ah, let's see, what else, what else....

The salad at school was very cold today.

I am a man who likes his cold salad.

TWO HALVES LEFT.

Smurfy — 2005-11-24T01:11:45-05:00

So we ended up seeing "Walk The Line" since "Rent" was sold out. I sort of forgot to check Carmike Ten though.

Woops.

What a great great night. Even the 11:11 thing worked.

We went to Waffle House also. I ate my first ..well,

I tried to eat a DoubleWaffle. I failed miserably.

And...now I'm done tampering with the layout.

That is my simplest header ever.

Killer.

Smurfy — 2005-11-24T02:11:43-05:00

I ate.

It's legal to listen to Christmas music now.

ThanksGivingDay...

Smurfy — 2005-11-25T01:11:47-05:00

I have this "Back-Room" computer I bought at a flea market some time ago for $90.00. This computer is just full of really weird nuances. It's not hooked up to the 'net or anything though. It's modem is like, ...nonexistent. I've spent about 4 years pretty much just diving head-first into the deep operations of the thing, and there's some really cool stuff hanging around the bottom of that hard drive.

Earlier tonight, however, I was messing around in MSDOS mode, and looking through a set of files that were running clock operation. I got the most amazing error message ever. I wrote it down. Here's the contents of the amazing Notification popup message.

_____________________________________

CELLULAR AUTOMATA RULE IN EFFECT:
VOTE NOW
|--------------|
|OK---------|
|--------------|
_______________________________________

I couldn't figure out exactly what triggered it, but I couldn't get it to popup again.I really like the term "Cellular Automata Rule in Effect" though.

Following that, I recorded a new voicemail message. THE END.

Sweeeeeetarts.

Smurfy — 2005-11-26T12:11:32-05:00

So yeah.

I woke up about 1:45, ate some poptarts, and left to pick Katie up. We went by the bank first because Katie had forgotten her money, and I discovered a mysterious $23.00 addition to my bank account that was not there yesterday. I think that maybe I got paid for working at roly poly monday and tuesday. Thats all I can think of.

Anyway, we bought tickets for Rent at 7:10, and proceeded to dine at Le Waffle House.

Them's some fine fine waffles they serve there. I'd forgotten how much I liked waffles with butter. Huh. Anyway, we split a waffle and some expired..well, it turns out that Katie reminded me she was lactose-intolerant, so, only I drank the expired chocolate milk.

Shyeah.

Anyway, departing from the out of date dairy products, we came to my house and Katie got to meet my puppy-dogs. They didn't even bark! I was proud of them.

We drove out to my cousin Jason's house out in wherever, played football with Roberts stuffed animal, generally had a very nice chicken stew, yeah. Like, really. I think that's the best chicken stew I've ever eaten. Jason's.. well, I think he ain't proposed to her yet, but his girlfriend was there. She's pretty quiet. Seemed nice though. I didn't get to talk to Lindsey very much, though. I coulda done better to talk to her for awhile. Haha. Katie managed to live throughout all of this, and beat me in "BeJeweled" while she was at it.

At about 6:somethignanother we left and headed to the theater to watch Rent. ..About.. three hours later, Rent ended. Now, I really in general just hate movie-musicals. I just honestly can't stand the things. But thissss wasn't really that bad, to be honest. I liked it. Katie reminded me, and I guess it's true, most plays usually lag a little bit about the middle portion, and this wasn't much different. But, hey. I liked it.

I edited some of that weird.. skit/play thing I've been working on after all that was over.

(Edit- I finished it, here's the whole thing)

The Box- By Smurfy

(A man walks onto stage and places a box at center, walks off)

(Three people walk onstage)

Uno- Well. Look at that.

Deuce- It's a box.

III- A nice one.

Uno- I wonder what's in that box.

Deuce- It's a small box.

III- Probably not much in it.

Uno- Why do you say that?

Deuce-Well, it's a small box

III- Understandably, it couldn't hold much.

Uno- It could hold something though.

Deuce- A small something.

III- A something that probably wouldn't be all that amazing.

Uno- Well, I think you might be wrong.

Deuce- And I think he might be right.

III- I agree with him. I might be right.

Uno- I agree with me. You might be wrong.

Deuce- It's settled then.

III- That it wouldn't be very amazing?

Uno- How do you know it wouldn't be amazing?

Deuce- When does a box not hold something amazing.

III- Sometimes when they're empty.

Uno- A box really isn't a box unless it's got something in it.

Deuce- You're saying that a box without something in it is not a box.

III- That dosen't make sense.

Uno- A box with nothing in it is fulfilling no purpose whatsoever.

Deuce- Well, yes, but it's still a box.

III- No, it's empty. I see now.

Uno- It's not empty. It's just not a box.

Deuce-Let's ask them over there

(Four walk in from stage left)

III- Hey, you four. If a box doesn't have anything in it, is it still a box?

FourA-No

FourB- I don't understand the question

FourC- Probably.

FourD- Well, of course?

Uno- That didn't resolve anything.

Deuce- Could we get a definitive answer?

III- Please?

FourA- Well...

FourB- We don't really want to...you know.

FourC- Offend anyone.

FourD- So.. no.

Uno- Wonderful.

Deuce- You won't offend anyone.

III- Just answer our question.

FourA- Quote the man, "Is a box not always a box"

FourB- Quote us, "No, Maybe, What, and Yes."

FourC- Correct?

FourD- Absolutely.

Uno- So what's your answer?

Deuce- Just tell us.

III- Is a box not a box if it doesn't have something in it.

FourA- I think...

FourB- A box is always a box.

FourC- Unless it's broken.

FourD- Then it's a broken box.

(Truth walks out from stage left)

Truth- I hear some noise. I ask what's going on.

Uno- We have a dilema.

Deuce- Is a box always a box?

III- Even if there's nothing in it?

FourA- We gave our answer.

FourB- It must have offended them.

FourC- We shan't have done such a thing.

FourD- I feel broken-hearted.

Truth- A box is always a box. Sometimes it just isn't serving a useful purpose. But, at it's heart, it is still a box.

Uno- I stand corrected.

Deuce- We told you.

III- I told you.

FourA- I cannot believe...

FourB- He would call that box useless!

FourC- Nothing is useless!

FourD- Everything has value!

Truth- A box doesn't have much value.

Uno- True.

Deuce- What's inside that box might have value.

III- There's not enough room in that box for something valuable.

FourA- Outrage.

FourB- Disgust!

FourC- Fury!

FourD- RAGE!

Truth- Calm down, my friends.

Uno- Really.

Deuce- It's just a box.

III- Just a simple box.

FourA- I am offended.

FourB- So am I.

FourC- I feel no need to remain here.

FourD- Let is go unto fields a shade greener.

(Four leave)

Truth- I can see why they left.

Uno- They didn't help much.

Deuce- Didn't help at all!

III- They did try, however.

Truth- True.

Uno- Yes.

Deuce- Well, I wonder what's inside that box

III- Should we look?

Truth- Surely.

(Anti-Truth enters)

AntiTruth- Don't look in that box.

Uno- Why shouldn't we look in the box.

Deuce- Maybe he knows something we don't.

III- Maybe we know everything he does.

Truth- It's probably both.

AntiTruth- It isn't both.

Uno- Then what is it?

Deuce- Which one?

III- By which one, you mean "Knows something", or "Everythings known"?

Truth- He means the later.

AntiTruth- I mean the former. I've seen that box before.

Uno- Say, maybe you can help us too. Is a box with nothing in it a box?

Deuce- Or, say, an anti-box.

III- Anti-Box?

Truth- There's no anti-box.

AntiTruth- Of course there's an antibox. If there is a postive, there must be a negative.

Uno- What's your name, fellow?

Deuce- Wait.

III- What's... our names?

Truth- Your name is Three.

AntiTruth- Not exactly.

Uno- What's mine?

Deuce- I don't know.

III- I'm.. three?

Truth- He is Uno, and you are deuce.

AntiTruth- In a nutshell. He is antitruth. I am truth.

Uno- You are truth?

Deuce- Sounds reasonable.

III- Reaon is faulty.

(The Four re-enter)

FourA- Have you...

FourB- We have calmed down.

FourC- We used reason.

FourD- To relax.

Truth- Reason is unfaulty.

AntiTruth- That's not true.

Uno- I need quiet.

Deuce- He needs quiet.

III- Give him peace

FourA- Peace is a myth

FourB- Myths can exist.

FourC- Existence is love.

FourD- Love is a myth.

Truth- Be quiet.

AntiTruth- Myths do not exist.

Uno- We have resolved the following: A box is a box. Always. There exists no antibox. Reason is not faulty.

Deuce- Love is a myth.

III- Love is not a myth.

FourA- I disagree

FourB- I never loved.

FourC- Can't you start?

FourD- Love hurts

Truth- Love is peace, love is real.

AntiTruth- Fool.

Uno- You four need to think before you speak.

Deuce- I just want to know what I'm speaking about.

III- We're speaking about the box.

FourA- An unresolved issue

FourB- Truly.

FourC- I wonder if we shall ever unravel the mystery behind it.

FourD- Truly!

Truth- We could.. look at the box.

AntiTruth- We could not look at the box.

(Love enters)

Uno- My. Hello!

Deuce- How do you do.

III- ..I...Hi.

FourA- He seems smitten

FourB- I think he hates her.

FourC- Hate is real.

FourD- Hate feels good. Love is a myth.

Truth- Love is not a myth. Love is right in front of us. Her name is love.

AntiTruth- To sum it all up.

(Love looks at Uno, Deuce, and III, and waves at them)

Uno- Wait. You are AntiTruth

Deuce- Ye-

AntiTruth- I am no such thing

(A long silence)

III- Out of turn.

FourA- Oh.

FourB- Well.

FourC- That's..

FourD- Bad.

Truth- You're antitruth.

AntiTruth- Speaking out of time isn't antitruth.

(Love moves to the box)

Uno- She's.. going to the box.

Deuce- Is it her box?

III- It's no one's box.

FourA- We should stop her.

FourB- She's beautiful.

FourC- She's horrible.

FourD- I think we should let her open it

Truth- Love owns that box.

AntiTruth- I own that box.

(Love pulls four skulls from the box and gives them to The Four)

Uno- Love has stricken them.

Deuce- Lovesick.

III- Deadly.

FourA- My heart

(FourA falls over and dies)

FourB- My soul

(FourB falls over and dies)

FourC- My mind

(FourC falls over and dies)

FourD- My.. body.

(FourD falls over and dies)

Truth- Lovesick fools.

AntiTruth- Love is a myth.

(Love looks hurt, and pulls three broken hearts out of the box. She hands them to Uno, deuce and III. They look hurt.)

Uno- So the box was real. So was love.

(Uno sits down)

Deuce- Love?

(Deuce sits down)

III- We are broken hearted. We must have had hearts before. Love... could be real?

(III sits down)

Truth- Love is real.

AntiTruth- Love is a myth. She is a fool. I speak the truth.

(Love gives AntiTruth a knife)

Truth- What does that knife say?

AntiTruth- The inscription says to "Slay The Righteous Man"

(Love hovers over the box)

Truth- You are truth?

AntiTruth- ...I.. am.. Not the truth.

Truth- You would agree, however, that truth is righteous.

AntiTruth- I would agree however that truth is righteous.

(Love looks down)

Truth- Throw me the knife.

AntiTruth- I will.. throw you the knife.

(Love looks up and smiles)

Truth- Love has fated me to die. Am I the righteous man?

(Truth stabs himself in the stomach and dies)

AntiTruth- He wasn't righteous.

Love- You are incapable of being righteous.

AntiTruth- I am capable of all things, for I am a man.

Love- Men are capable of nothing.

AntiTruth- That is a lie.

Love- You are a lie.

AntiTruth- I... am a lie?

Love- Be it as you say.

AntiTruth- I am a lie. I was always a lie. Man is a lie. Truth.. is a lie?

Love- Truth is the truth.

AntiTruth- Words. WORDS. (AntiTruth walks off stage as he yells) I WAS A LIE. I WAS A LIE. I AM A LIE.

Love- Loving is no lie.

(Uno, Deuce, III, rise)

Uno- I wonder.

Deuce- As we get over our heartbreak.

III- Why is man a lie?

Love- Because man is flawed.

Uno- Love is flawed.

Deuce- Love is sick.

III- Love is incapable of comprehension.

Love- Love is before all of you. You refuse to accept it.

Uno- All I ever have wished to know, is if a box is always a box.

Deuce- That there is no antibox.

III- and that something amazing can come from something small.

Love- Something is always something. Opposites cannot exist as one. Amazing things only come from small things. Humans, for example, are small things.

Uno- So that's it?

Deuce- A box is a box. Always a box.

III- I am amazing. We are amazing. Humanity is amazing.

Love- Truly.

Uno- Love.

Deuce- You?

III- Love...Always.. was always here.

Love- Always. (Love begins to leave)

Uno- Well, where do you go?

Deuce- Stay with us.

III- Please.

Love- You must love in order to recieve the same.

(Love walks offstage.)

Uno- What is left in that box?

Deuce- Look.

III- Oh.... alright.

(III looks)

Uno- What is it?

Deuce- Something amazing?

III- It's.. something.

Uno- What?

Deuce- Tell us.

(III pulls out a smaller box.)

Uno- A smaller box.

(Deuce opens it)

III- Inside that box?

(Uno pulls out a gold ring)

Deuce- Eternity. An infinite.. continuity.

III- The end is just the beggining again.

Uno- Forever.

Deuce- And ever.

III- Always.

Uno- Love never ends.

Deuce- Love is amazing.

III- I am in love.

Uno- Love is real.

Deuce- It is a loop.

III- And all we need do... is..

Uno- Look?

Deuce- Open?

III- Find?

(AntiTruth re-enters)

AntiTruth- Embrace it. Realize it. It is truth.

Uno- Exactly.

Deuce- Truly.

III- Well said.

AntiTruth- Love is amazing. I am become new. Do not call me by my former name.

Uno- Hello, New.

Deuce- New is nice.

III- We should move along, New.

(Uno, Deuce, III, and New leave together)

(A man comes by and picks up all the contents of the box: The ring, the broken hearts, the knife, the skulls, places them into a box)

A Man- I am a man. But I have a purpose. I am always a man. Never will I be Anti-Human. I am flawed. I am a liar. I am wrong. I am a man. I am human. My existence is short. I reslove some things, I create problems. I am human. I exist.

(A Man begins to walk off, but stops)

And I love.

(A man walks offstage)

(Lights out)

The end.

I love this ad.

Smurfy — 2005-11-26T04:11:32-05:00

http://youtube.com/watch.php?v=Pq0VTcHirto&search=XBOX%20360

Being in this ad would have rocked.

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Robot Rage: REWIRED.

Smurfy — 2005-11-27T03:11:16-05:00

I couldn't be a happier teenage boy living on an old poorly paved road in the woods of North Carolina.

Unless I had a can of sundrop and another food lion pizza.

But that's just, you know, kind of a situational sort of thing.

blahblahblahblahblah.

I swear I saw snow mixed with the rain today. Haha. Tomorow's low temperature is going to be higher than today's high temperature. Whhhhhhy can't the weather make up it's mind.

(Also, I'm almost to Ten Thousand Hits. I'm gonna throw a party when it happens.

...

Or make a new header.

Something.)

Katie: Say, Smurfy, would you rather be locked in a room by yourself, or in a room with all of your ex-girlfriends.

Smurfy: Wa...a.....

Katie: ((LAUGHTER))

Ragtime.

Smurfy — 2005-11-29T08:11:56-05:00

I found out the name of that song that plays during that banned XBOX 360 commercial with the imaginary guns.

It's this old ..(obviously) big band song called, so unsurprisingly, "Tiger Rag"

I have sense downloaded.. 15 different versions?

I can't find any with the complex lyrics though. Which are as follows:

Hold that tiger (X7)
Where's that Tiger! (X9)

I love this song. Haha.

What's the hottest music around?

No, you're wrong.

It's RAGTIME.

HAHA!

(I would also like to mention that I had a superb afternoon, containing much Katie, spaghetii, strange fires in books, eyebrows on Kate's, Jason's lunchtime planning, and extra crackers)

_________
EDIT:

Oh, shooooooooooooot gurl.

I found the real version from the commercial.

OHHHH YEAH.

In short: YOU'RE A LOSER. HAHA. -Governers School Staff

Smurfy — 2005-11-30T09:11:13-05:00

So I went to school today. That was obviously a mistake. But, hey, the after-party was cool.

Supreme.

Then I came home.

"...Although, we're sorry to say, only 34..." blah blah blah.

I didn't make it into governer's school. Big surprise. Guess my 3.27 whatever grade point average just wasn't up to par.

Mm. I was really hoping I'd get in. Oh well.

I guess for those six weeks, I'll just go to dear old "Roly-Poly College of Sandwiches, Soups, and Angry Koreans"

Or NCSA. Whatever.

____
Edit:

Whoa, so, yesterday I got #5 for that news entry, and today it's #3?

They can be on there more than once now?

Stephen Crane.

Smurfy — 2005-12-01T08:12:25-05:00

A man said to the universe:

"Sir, I exist!"

"However,"

Replied the universe,

"The fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."

_______________

I saw a man pursuing the horizon.

round and round they sped.

I was disturbed at this;

I accosted the man.

"It is futile" I said.

"You can never-"

"You Lie." He cried,

And ran on.

Red Red Wine, Tastes So Fine.

Smurfy — 2005-12-03T12:12:06-05:00

So the.. the..uh..

We had this thing today for theater, the.. theater "Showcase".

Yeeeeeah.

Say, David's monologue was pretty funny. I would have paid to have heard him up there telling the "Matt, The Monk, And The Monestary" joke though. He could have went for the whole time we had the showcase. The man can tell a long joke, that's for sure.

Anyway. I was going to make a much longer speach up there about Ashley's monologue, but I...trimmed it down.

Haha. The whole time I was sitting there, I was just practicing what smart-alecy comments I was going to make when I went up there. I finally went with a condensed version of the "I'm so very sorry" speach. I've done that one in class before. It always gets chuckles.

Most of the scenes flowed really really well. I think we did a pretty good job for having just 4 days to get them done, for the most part.

Also, as a special note, I'd like to make mention of the fact that I ate supper three times tonight. Wendy's, Moe's, and homemade chicken parmesan. That.. Moe's place, right?

It's a Mexican Resturaunt mixed with Subway. Katie was like, it'll be good, and I was like, "I am unsure of my opinion on this matter" Turns out, I pretty much liked it a lot.. And there's a really nice view from the window..of.. uh.. stratford road.

I also noticed a new toolbar here on mindsay. I like it. Mmhm.

...

I did see a lot of cool things at.. uh.. Barnes and Nobles when Katie and I went there. I need some money. At least Entertainment Weekly is free.

And I am a man who loves his Entertainment Weekly.

no subject

Smurfy — 2005-12-03T12:12:14-05:00

Also, this is my take on the whole subject of "math"

http://mathpwned.ytmnd.com/

_________

Hit's Since April 10, 2005

Responses To MySpace Suicide Notes (Conan, Google, Hitler, an Orange, Batman)

Smurfy — 2005-12-03T06:12:21-05:00

THE SUN!

Smurfy — 2005-12-03T07:12:12-05:00

It started sleeting at work today.

I was so happy. If only it would stick.

If it's gonna be cold, it needs to snow. Otherwise, I need ..warmth.

...

Where has the sun gone.
_______________
Edit:

...............

You just wait until I write in my online JOURNAL about this.

Good night, and... good luck.

Smurfy — 2005-12-04T12:12:37-05:00

Those of you able to go out and see "Goodnight and Good Luck" due to it's playing somewhere in your vicinity should do so, if at all possible.

The experience is just beautiful. It's an amazing film. There isn't a drop of color anywhere int he picture, and there's this supremely satisfying fuz throughout all the audio in the film.

A script that has not a single lull or drop in it's quality, written with such fine texture it seems like.. it doesn't seem like dialog. It seems like honest people talking with each other. Especially in scene with more than two people.

Using stock footage of McCarthy was a very good idea. I don't think anyone could have.. pulled that off. Really well... at all.

I'm seeing this one again. And.. probably again after that.

$20.00

Smurfy — 2005-12-04T04:12:17-05:00

My Christmas shopping is almost done.

But, yet again, I had $20.00 in my bank account that I can't recollect earning.

Every week now, this happens.

I mean, I'm not complaining. It's $20.00. But, I have no idea where it comes from. It isn't on any of my balance sheets, the banks website, anything.

Just a mysterious $20.00 that keeps on hopping into my account every time I spend it.

S'cool.

Overages.

Smurfy — 2005-12-05T08:12:31-05:00

So, yes, my finances have been in complete dissaray.

My ATM was telling me 31.00 + 41.00 for a check.

My checkbook showed. 20-some.

My online account said.. uh.. -22.76.

Of course, today, I came to discover I was being vharged with EIGHT OVERAGES.

Let's see.

8X35.00= Haha. -$280.00!

That's right. I owed almost $300.00.

I really hate check cards a lot. I have it mostly straightened out with the bank now, though. But... eh.

...

Haha. $280.00....

Mmm.

Well.

Haha. I almost made Katie drop all her chicken nuggets today. I was supposed to be in class, but, uh, I wasn't.

Let's pretend you're walking to class or whatever, and you know that ordinarily, I'm in spanish sitting there and sleeping or whatever, that you wouldn't even see me, but you walk past a set of stairs and you hear a loud ::THUNK:: and then I'm standing there with that stupid weird little grin on my face making loud noises..

Yeah. I would have thrown my chicken nuggets.

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