Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

Okay. Yes.

"The Plan", as we say,

ah..
It sorta got screwed..
BY FATE

Okay, heres the "Scoop"

So We're like..Waiting..
Waiting for the cue to commence the plan.
And we just like, do it.
WE RUN FROM VAN HELSING TO KILL BILL 2.

See, cause there was this fat suited guy.
He was there
When he left,
WE CHARGED.
Unfrotunetlly fate screwed us over.
We forgot to look out for the OTHER guys.
Or girls.
Whatever.
So we're like.
There.
IN THE SEATS.
And then,

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Could we like, see your tickets PLZ"

"er..yeah..we need to leave don't we"

"Hahaha...Yeah. Like NOW."

"*#@@!."

So we watched VAN HELSING.

"DO YOU LIKE TO FLY?!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA"

Man that movie sucked.

Okay so like, 10 hours later after frankenstein went super sayian or something, we like.
Tried to leave.
WRONG
Fate screwed me over AGAIN.

My car died.
Like,
There.

HAHAHAHA Fate said, laughing and spitting.

(@#&#@ I said, just spitting.

So you see children,

This is what happens when Fate hates your *(@&#* Guts.

LIVE AND LEARN I ALWAYS SAY!

Until later, like, tonight,

Smurfy and his good friend, Fate.





*(@&@( FATE