Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

It's like area 51 only LEGAL

How insane is that.
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Mkay then

LETS START
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Smurfy woke up.
The clock of timing displayed to smurfy that it was 1 pm.
Being it wasn't 12, I was aggravated that I could have slept an extra 60 minutes.
How Screwy is that.

So I sneak into the so-called "Kitchen" and eat a wonderful meal

A meal of peanut butter crunch

Go Cap'n, Go.

Then I hopped into my Smurfmobile (A car, actually)
And wooshed it up to Grandmas house where she fed me again.

How awesome is that.

Thena fter moving a lawnmower around in certain odd patterns ancient civilaizations developed, I was able to mow the "grass"

Then I bid everyone farewell and jumped into the smurfmobil, lsitening to Learn to Fly by whatstheirface.

Once I returned home, I fed the dachsund, got the mail, moved the mower, Moved my feet, put a new license plate on the smurfmobile (GRVYSMURFY)
>D. personalized for extra hottness.

I'm now here, contemplating the word "Blog"

What the heck is up with that word, "Blog"

it's like, hey, BLOG, what are you? A pronoun? A messed up adjective? What?

And then BLOG is like: OMG WUT U R LYK sOoOoO TARDED lol.okay.so.today nuthin happing.o well lol.lol.lol.

The you sort of vomit, and click off of "Blog" In order to access "FREE VIAGRA FOR WOMEN" Links. I hate pop-up ad's.

Anyway.

Catch you on the other side of the blog (WHAT IS IT?) chill'uns.

Later.

~Smurfy