Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

JIM
the incredible saga
PART IV
(That's four in romanish)
>D


When we last left our hero, he was getting ready to enter the time/space portal on PluSat. Because I like words like that.

Now John was a vicious hero. He often ate sandwiches with nothing but mayonaise on them. Jimmy or Tim, I think his name is, would often Swim along the POOL OF ACID On jupiter.

The pool of aicd was just a fancy name they gave a pool of acid. Those crazy jupiterians.

Well, Tim decided he was going to enter a beauty contest in order to win a BLUE CROCODILE diamond. The Blue croc had magical properites. It allowed people to sing karaoke without embarassing his entire planet.

And he needed to do that in order to win the karaoke cotnest to prevent the krypton people from blowing up his planet. or maybe it was so he could destroy a local wal-mart.

No one really cares about wal-mart on Jupiter or Uranus (HAHAHAHAHA) anyway.

Does anyone on saturn care about wal-mart or nuclear subs?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN THE INTERGALACTIC SPACE COW ROUNDUP

Next time, in the huge and spacecd out adventures of PECOS JIMBO...or...TIM..®

Until then

Later, Space beauty contest guy.