Worst entry ever.

Okay, start over kid.

Today, I got calls from people on my phone.

It's weird the stuff that happens when your phone is on.

let me tell you.

And, man. I cannot relate to Jaque Faircloth anymore.

That happens when you don't see each other for.. 3 years.

...Yeah.

Well, on the up-side, Jordan got a wind up toy, Leigh.. got a wind-up toy, and Michelle just made fun of them. That was a fun phone call.

Also, Brittany bought aviators.

That was a weird phone call.

Kim bought.. surveilance equipment.

That was a weird phone call.

And, uh,

I... think.. I/Chad may have left Melissa like, 19 new messages.

Oh, man, my chad voice is cool.

Um.

Well.

Guess this is goodbye!