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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.
1000?
I just realized I'm about to hit 1000 on the ol' hitometer.
o.o
DUDE THAT'S FREAKIN AWESOME.
If you happen to be looking at this blog when 1000 appears on the bottom of the page, leave your ol' name and junk, and you'll win a groovy new prize.
LIKE THE PRICE IS RIGHT!
And man, did you see jeopardy last night.
Ken came close to losing once, but ultimately came back and was like 15,000 ahead.
He now has 32 day total winnings of over 1,000,000 dollars.
That sucker is freakin GOOD.
GO KEN!
JEOPARDY MAN!
And here's a joke for all you suckerasa's at home.
(I LIKE THIS ONE MAN!)
So,
This couple had just gotten into the medical ward, because this man's wife was in labor, aboutto deliver a baby.
The doctor told the man and his wife about this new invention that would mentally transfer some of the labor pain off the Mother and onto the Father.
The man and his wife said they would use it, so they hooked machine up. They set it for 10% of the woman's pain, and told the guy it'd probably be more pain than he'd ever experienced in his life.
But when they activated the machine, the man felt absolutely FINE. He said to the doctor, put it up to 30%!
And they did, but the man could STILL handle it!
The man said to the doctor, take some more of it off my wife, I can handle it! And so the doctor cranked it up to 50% of the labor pain.
The doctor was AMAZED that this man had such a high high high tolerance for pain! The man and his wife talked for a minute, and then the man said, put it all the way to 100%! And they did! Everyone in the room was amazed! The wife felt wonderful! The man felt fine!
So the woman delivered a very healthy baby quite painlessly, and everyone was very astonished about the events as the word spread throughout the hospital.
However, when the couple got home, they found the mailman lying dead on the porch.
o.o
DUDE THAT'S FREAKIN AWESOME.
If you happen to be looking at this blog when 1000 appears on the bottom of the page, leave your ol' name and junk, and you'll win a groovy new prize.
LIKE THE PRICE IS RIGHT!
And man, did you see jeopardy last night.
Ken came close to losing once, but ultimately came back and was like 15,000 ahead.
He now has 32 day total winnings of over 1,000,000 dollars.
That sucker is freakin GOOD.
GO KEN!
JEOPARDY MAN!
And here's a joke for all you suckerasa's at home.
(I LIKE THIS ONE MAN!)
So,
This couple had just gotten into the medical ward, because this man's wife was in labor, aboutto deliver a baby.
The doctor told the man and his wife about this new invention that would mentally transfer some of the labor pain off the Mother and onto the Father.
The man and his wife said they would use it, so they hooked machine up. They set it for 10% of the woman's pain, and told the guy it'd probably be more pain than he'd ever experienced in his life.
But when they activated the machine, the man felt absolutely FINE. He said to the doctor, put it up to 30%!
And they did, but the man could STILL handle it!
The man said to the doctor, take some more of it off my wife, I can handle it! And so the doctor cranked it up to 50% of the labor pain.
The doctor was AMAZED that this man had such a high high high tolerance for pain! The man and his wife talked for a minute, and then the man said, put it all the way to 100%! And they did! Everyone in the room was amazed! The wife felt wonderful! The man felt fine!
So the woman delivered a very healthy baby quite painlessly, and everyone was very astonished about the events as the word spread throughout the hospital.
However, when the couple got home, they found the mailman lying dead on the porch.
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